Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 18th, 2019

I’m certain @GordyPls would be happy with how this is going so far. pic.twitter.com/gZzZIiHDgN

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marinamaral2 in 1940 - Winston Churchill’s “this was their finest hour” speech urging perseverance during Battle of Britain..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jd

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stilgherrian @TwitterAU ANOTHER IMPORTANT POLL: Who is the worst criminal?

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stilgherrian PLATYPOLL: Who should @SnarkyPlatypus be more offended being compared to?

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stilgherrian In global terms, @SnarkyPlatypus is Australia’s Julian Assange.

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Rottoturbine Hopefully everyone gets suspended and they can shut this god awful website down

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BarrysChins The people who put this First Aid Kit together weren’t fucking about. pic.twitter.com/KWltOZ7s4s

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Henry VIII’s grandparents were dogs? twitter.com/erstkate/statu…

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aimeeclarke *uses last breath to grunt in Extremely Manly Voice* living is for GIRLS pic.twitter.com/uN561EyZT5

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This is some shit hot manboob action, Ladies. twitter.com/TripeUK/status…

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MackayIM WA deaths double within a week as influenza disease notifications spike to new high abc.net.au/news/2019-06-1… via @abcnews

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@TwitterAU ANOTHER IMPORTANT POLL: Who is the worst criminal?

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PLATYPOLL: Who should @SnarkyPlatypus be more offended being compared to?

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staffo_sez Timeless tweet twitter.com/nadinevoncohen…

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@jpwarren Maybe I should go to that. For my sins.

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NewtonMark Also: Turn that loud music down, get a haircut, job. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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“A dingo stole my platypus!”

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Defending the Boogie Board of Racism.

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Sorry, my Twitter account was hacked.

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liamgallagher My name is liam Gallagher I have 4 beautiful children I have dabbled in drugs over the years I’ve had many number 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gt

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Of course this dildo was washed.

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NewtonMark Want to see some high speed footage of a helicopter blade in flight? m.youtube.com/watch?v=srjbnv…

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glengyron Chairman’s Lounge is now just a wood chipper that politicians and CEOs are thrown into. twitter.com/gusworldau/sta…

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In global terms, @SnarkyPlatypus is Australia’s Julian Assange.

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I’m sure that Russia won’t find this annoying. twitter.com/AlexKokcharov/…

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donwill Shoes look like when you try to carry all the groceries in with one trip twitter.com/fwmj/status/11…

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BortolettoMD No joke - in the 16th edition of Williams Obstetrics

“Chauvinism, male, voluminous amounts pg 1 - 1102”

Bravo to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iG

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AsiaEducation For the first time, has become the most studied language among state school students. With an increa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dU

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ben_hr For those who didn’t study the classics. pic.twitter.com/pHg85YTKCh

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carolecadwalla Well done, lads. This is pretty special. Cambridge Analytica’s Alexander Nix will speak at the Cannes Lions “Festiv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XV

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@imnegan We need to consider these things.

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Pollytics Sold out Boomer Yacht Rock concert

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@damonism Absolutely. :) This stuff is fascinating.

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@damonism May I suggest not having similar colours adjacent to each other?

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damonism A pretty, colourful preference allocation flow diagram for Tasmania (just an experiment at this point - may have er..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9t

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andrewjskatz National Service for people aged 60-75 is a great idea. I’m not saying it should be military, but it would be great..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ps

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TheMediaTweets Those are definitely snails 🐌 🐌 pic.twitter.com/2uFWMlKhTo

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BrandDNA Best hotel review complaint ever. Talk about first world problems! pic.twitter.com/kAlzN1Qc7H

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@GreenJ See? It’s a ! It’s what’s inside that counts.

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@tudorgrrrl @TwitterAU I’ll put money on there being some automatic trigger on the word “ghetto” when the report wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7j

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@TwitterAU At least this time it’s just some “harmless” stupidity we can laugh at. This really is idiotic.

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You know, @TwitterAU, the reason your moderation is considered a joke is ‘cos you reckon this is an example of “pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uw

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SuperCroup If you’re wondering where Snarky has gone he’s in twitterjail for being racist to white people. pic.twitter.com/7lNRCgl4uJ

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@rycrozier @rohan_p @dobes Yeah didn’t tweet about it earlier because I’d seen both angles. Maybe we should wait for RT to clarify things.

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@fuwap15 I’m enjoying being called a “Nark” here. Quaint, really. But seriously, own your business decisions. I’m c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MR

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expectproblems They subsist on a diet of activated almonds and soy milk. Health is important if you’re going to take on Colonial M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eh

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jon_lawrence @SnarkyPlatypus @stilgherrian Whose poll is better?

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@iiTalW @dobes “GIANT idiot,” he just told me. And he’s right.

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SwiftOnSecurity If BSD users cared what other people thought, they’d be using Linux.

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@mattcdef2000 It’s true. I’ve also seen this image done to be about blockchain. Of course.

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I am a huge idiot.

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langdonw Asking about the “ethics” of a new technology is usually a covert, often passive acceptance of its inevitability. (..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pc

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Obviously some News columnists don’t need to imagine it.

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Imagine what your life would be like if you had to persuade passing animals to lick out your genitals in order to have sex.

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PronouncedHare I am sick of these immigrants coming here and not adopting our values. twitter.com/NewstalkZB/sta…

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There’s currently at least a dozen red wattlebirds eating supping on the banksia outside right now. I need a way be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RF

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marcuskelson How to spot a mainlander is front page in Hobart 🤔 twitter.com/john_hanna/sta…

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hughriminton More troubling headlines today about . How strange that its $20m/month contract extension is about to be wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WF

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@arizclint Anything is possible these days…

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“Kremlin Warns of Cyberwar After Report of U.S. Hacking Into Russian Power Grid” nytimes.com/2019/06/17/wor…

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@dobes @PeteLawler “I have no idea who @dobes is, or why he would be tweeting that Djif.”

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“Minitrue: Delete Content Related to Hong Kong Protests” chinadigitaltimes.net/2019/06/minitr…

“The following censorship instruc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GC

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“Chinese police detain two for spreading ‘false rumours’ about Huawei - Xinhua” uk.reuters.com/article/uk-chi… So watch out, @dobes.

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umairh It probably says more about our country that certain white dudes think fascism racism hate is something they can da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7G

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umairh I know this comes as a shock, but yes being a teenage racist bigot fascist counts against you when you apply for co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0o

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There’s a lot to unpack here, but the tl;dr seems to be “We bought into a business that turns out not to be profita..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dL

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It’s an anagram of Consulting Fees, @dobes @purserj. twitter.com/purserj/status…

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This is so excellent it deserves tweeting again. twitter.com/andy_park/stat…

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@arizclint As an aside, before you put your full name in your profile, I thought the “Ariz” bit in your handle was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hz

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@arizclint This is true. Somehow there were no chills in the house when I returned yesterday. I don’t know how I could have overlooked this.

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@larz Thank you. My breakfasts are important to me.

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@jasminchill Well it’s only a little bit crashed.

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Oh is THAT what they were doing. Gotcha. twitter.com/ChinaDaily/sta…

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fmanjoo Socialism now means “letting people vote” twitter.com/resistbot/stat…

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I think I’d better stop now.

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YES OF COURSE I AM BEING PRODUCTIVE.

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5.11 Tactical Sandals! Just $1.99 with your Tactical Shorts! pic.twitter.com/2CkxZmKinG

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Remember the TGX Tactical BBQ Fork with (flashlight & laser) sight? pic.twitter.com/S7WDX9VrRT

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decryption Tracey’s got some ice to sell ya pic.twitter.com/BcTTaOewbz

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TheDailyShow When grandpa’s telling the same stories again and you can’t get him off the phone pic.twitter.com/1sLnhM6IbS

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phbarratt Cheney came to Canberra in 1998. I bet he gave Howard and Downer the same briefing - Howard was in on regime change..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ry

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Apparently I can now recognise the R44 by sound. I can even tell them apart from a lawn mower. pic.twitter.com/E90xCMp1ce

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@zdnetaustralia @CARROT_app A dark sense of humour is an important survival tool. Like a Swiss Army Knife. Or tacti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wj

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Tue plan, draft: Slow start, alas, because the lurgi* lingers slightly; laundry part A; maybe writing for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LV

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@SnarkyPlatypus So, what you’re saying is that we need a strong leader?

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@jplonie I know. I’ll have to make hot air out of dinosaur farts, though, which is annoying. Or travel 8km to where..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cZ

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@paulwiggins Fair point. Occasionally I used to say “It’s OK, you’re not stupid, just ignorant,” because ignorance..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ue

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Pondering the logistics of getting some laundry done.

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@paulwiggins I get particularly cranky about the misuse of hyphens for en and em dashes.

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This interesting chart looked interesting, so I looked it up to look at it. “The 15 Punctuation Marks in Order of D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0E

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Tuesday. When will your elbows be improved? Is it even a priority for you? Tuesday.

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