Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 19th, 2019

I’m going to bed now. If you haven’t documented six new ways of peeling garlic by breakfast time then you’re all failures.

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L’ornithorynque traverse le port. pic.twitter.com/4oZoJTw0Ag

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I’ve arrived slightly early for “Building the New Malaysia: From elation to frustration” at @LowyInstitute..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nV

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TelumMedia (AUS) @paulwallbank has finished at @Mumbrellanews, where he had been News Editor. Paul is now Senior Technology Ed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p1

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jeamland HUGE NEWS FOLKS pic.twitter.com/pcnMx5oguW

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Still, things can only get better…

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jplonie Debts have to be paid. twitter.com/grhutchens/sta…

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@morebento Needs work to make it presentable, I reckon. Which means I’ll probably delete my copy because I have tons.

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Well, @tasmaniagreens do support regrowth… pic.twitter.com/HYEHcHLxAI

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Pollytics I agree - let’s speak plainly. This person exhibits all of the symptoms of an intellectual grifter, where vacuous s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H2

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Arriving at Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/rjV488CG4z

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Parsnips are the quokkas of root vegetables. twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @upulie @awelder @trib Then there’s the whole Irish Curry thing… :)

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@awelder @trib @upulie @SnarkyPlatypus The sultanas definitely made their way to South Australia, but maybe that’s a Women’s Weekly thing.

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@trib @upulie @SnarkyPlatypus Yep. Sultanas and carrots are essential. And potatoes, obviously. Served on a bed of over-boiled Sunlong rice.

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@upulie @jetztgibtshaue @SnarkyPlatypus I think you can buy pre-curried baked beans now.

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@upulie @SnarkyPlatypus I bought a can of Keens Curry Powder so I can make him proper curry sausages.

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@upulie @SnarkyPlatypus It’s a deal. Maybe I should make some of the recipes.

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tv_heaven 20 Things You Know Because of Television pic.twitter.com/REv6f3C6Bo

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JordanKoster9 A police press conference was cut short on the Sunshine Coast when a senior detective tackled a man who allegedly m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UJ

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TheOnion “We were just minding our own business and everything was totally normal, with no curfew or persecutions or any lim..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8s

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Wrapping my lips around a hot sausage roll.

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Another 11-match ban for “Jaidyn”. JFC. twitter.com/TitusOReily/st…

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@jpwarren I think it’s worth extending the range.

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@SuperCroup Yes you can. It’s a free country. Stop stifling innovation.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “New ACSC head announced: Rachel Noble” zdnet.com/article/new-ac…

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@pecunium @beyerstein Does that map include prisoner-of-war camps as well as the others?

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pecunium @beyerstein Most people have no idea how many camps there were. pic.twitter.com/RS1KOIxdhX

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Meet your new father-in-law, Mark Latham.

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@wobster Well those racists are just knitwits.

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jennineak man I’m so glad we grew up on Arab food. I don’t even wanna know what a pastie is smh pic.twitter.com/yx69yqM1Q2

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ASDGovAu Pleased to welcome Rachel Noble back to ASD, as the new Head of the Australian Cyber Security Centre @CyberGovAU

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jonkudelka This will end well. twitter.com/patskarvelas/s…

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IndelibleFink All politicians should be eaten by clowns.

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@dobes @hughstephens Sensible people catch the train to and from the airport.

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James_Jeffrey This haunts me still pic.twitter.com/oPAR290sW4

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SixthTone@blued has noticed a rise of livestreamers aged over 50 since the second half of 2018. Hu Pinsheng attributes this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rT

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@munin Well, yes, they’re allied with @theramsaycentre after all.

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@munin I’ve seen Quillette described as “Breitbart for people who think they’re smart”. So It’s good* that our form..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ju

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clairlemon Initiating John Howard into the Intellectual Dark Web pic.twitter.com/vZikgtJ5y4

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techoglot @NewtonMark So, in Sweden a lot of elevators in older apartment bulidings don’t have an inner door. So you end up w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IJ

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techoglot @NewtonMark I like the whole-body-wrapped-around-a-drive-shaft ones that you get on PTOs. pic.twitter.com/R5uGQNxXTT

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NewtonMark I think this is my favourite warning sign. (it’s on a winch in an elevator equipment room in 90 King William St, Ad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fi

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CaseyNewton Google Calendar is down so here are your meetings for the day!!

- 10-minute meeting in which the host says “Just w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ip

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@SuperCroup Indeed. So, er, remind me again what “United Kingdom” is?

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arizclint Oh my 🔥 twitter.com/thomas_violenc…

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@ElectricHavoc I have no idea how these numbers work.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Andi Cupcakes” is like the worst twink name ever.

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@LowyInstitute Wed plan, confirmed: Laundry (in progress); urgent administrivia; transcribing and the like; 1430 tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V0

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FnordNelson Alan Jones calls for fresh AFP raids.. twitter.com/aus_business/s…

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OK, that’s enough about trends.

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They’re also drunk. Also, they boost trends that are associated with high-value accounts, whether they’re promoted..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zr

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That’s the point. “Trends for you” is based on what your contacts are tweeting about. We all have our own unique vi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PD

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There was some mathematical modelling of the spread of political opinions done some years back by an Australian wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wM

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Apparently it’s related to the way political polarisation tends to increase, or how the domains in a magnetic subst..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Na

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@SnarkyPlatypus Same phenomenon as YouTube. Once you watch one dodgy video it shows you more. Each batch contains s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…br

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“Me and my friends go on and on about Nazis, and now Twitter shows me that people are talking about Nazis.”

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Ah yes, I turned that on and created my very of proto-Holocaust bubble. YOU CREATE YOUR OWN REALITY, KIDS. pic.twitter.com/h9gtSSk4y1

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Maybe people are creating their own reality because they have this turned on. pic.twitter.com/J8xHc0CKDq

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Is the screenshot of “Nazis” and “Jews” trending in Australia real? Because this is what I have just now. pic.twitter.com/BmtdHAbXfd

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@garystark Not unless the local greengrocer has branched out.

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I see there’s been a fresh shipment of Kool-Aid today.

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HappySinger Sometimes “jetzt” just isn’t verbose enough for Germans to express how very *now* now is, so they say “der jetzige..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…33

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@NewtonMark @franksting @ScottRhodie “Jordan Peterson launches anti-censorship site Thinkspot”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TE

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Eating mushroom fried rice, which I just made, and I am pleased.

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“Scientists shocked by Arctic permafrost thawing 70 years sooner than predicted” theguardian.com/environment/20… I’ll put m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…He

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cortney_dc I’ll be impressed when they find a way to infuse it with oxygen. twitter.com/BenjaminAhr/st…

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kennedyawards Sean Flannery Award for Outstanding Radio Reporting Enter by 6pm July 1st

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Hey people with a memory, what’s that new far-right freedom of speech safe space that launched the other day?

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ccroucher9 This is Randal he tells me this is his 50th Trump rally and he “bleeds one colour; red, white and blue”. pic.twitter.com/35399n4CQR

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PhilipinDC Eric Trump just said there are 100,000 people here in Orlando for Trump’s rally. The 20,000 seat arena is currently not full.

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@franksting @ScottRhodie When I got sinbinned, the same thing happened. I lodged an appeal. They sent back the same..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sk

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Tired: The conference program.
Wired: The Content Catalog! pic.twitter.com/E9KuUdYrXA

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’d amend “full out vilified” to something a little less “18C is racism”… ;)

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@franksting @ScottRhodie Well that’s just racist, banning someone for speaking Glaswegian.

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@misosusanowa That seems a little drastic to me, but different needs etc.

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I can’t believe I spent several minutes researching the correct Trumpian use of “horrible situation” for someone in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wg

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@misosusanowa Meh, I can’t be bothered. (I will now regret those words.)

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jonkudelka What? pic.twitter.com/dDLn7jzxIx

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How cute. Nice to know that someone thinks W97M.Downloader.CXJ is still worth sending. Which it is. pic.twitter.com/O3U7SnZxu6

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@SnarkyPlatypus @abcnews Ducks do not have sex gently or quietly.

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@abcnews BREAKING: Barnaby Joyce named leader of One Nation party. pic.twitter.com/kbZTo0ys4Q

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Wed plan, draft: Laundry, while the sun shines; transcribing and the like; 1324 train to Sydney; writing en route,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fo

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@SnarkyPlatypus Time to start slipping Gladys some brown envelopes, I reckon.

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@Fem_Kat Yeah, you got nothing to complain about. At least not with respect to that temperature.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s good to see there’s some Roger Rogerson fans out there too.

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Well here’s one way of putting it. And yes, it’s definitely a couple of degrees warmer further down the hill. pic.twitter.com/ZysLVipdwo

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Wednesday. Justice will prevail. Wednesday.

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