Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 25th, 2019

erstkate People used to roll jaffas down the aisles in Hoyts but it’s not really on the same level pic.twitter.com/0OBkCojBOZ

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Important information for people who like dirty books. twitter.com/SoilScienceAus…

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@jeamland My brain interpreted this as the back of a dog’s head. pic.twitter.com/ZCnVTGmCw7

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe you could spray it with tea tree oil.

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I’m not sure that I really care, though.

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Ennui’d up the wazoo.

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Joannechocolat WHO MADE THIS? 😂 pic.twitter.com/qHLX68kk8b

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IS A PELICAN A LOUNGE CHAIR?

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“The dark side of K-Pop clubs” from @BBCNews youtube.com/watch?v=l-YAUL…

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fMRI_guy At face value, the marshmallow test seems convincing: if a kid has good self-control, they’ll likely to better in l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FQ

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I guess everything in the world is going smoothly, as per usual.

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mumbletwits You can see what he did there. Next week we look at battling multimillionaire rock stars. twitter.com/_PaulHayward/s…

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@GreenJ That dreary old plodder? Really?

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Simon_Barrett My landlord had to come over and he asked to give the dog a treat so she’d be more friendly. I told him she’s not r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Huawei ramps up its technological Cold War propaganda” zdnet.com/article/huawei…

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“Awkward: Jeb Bush Just Showed Up To Richard Branson’s Private Island In His Swim Trunks And Asked If He Could Hang..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jL

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johnthelutheran To quote Peter Cook, “I find I’m watching television that night.” pic.twitter.com/72yjZElWCo

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Kakapo will also eat ponies, small cars, boulders, cattle..twitter.com/takapodigs/sta…Rj

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Watching the Ken Burns documentary “Prohibition” via Netflix. Amused that the KKK was spreading the “facts” that a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sz

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mattvbrady you can easily avoid the netflix evangelion bad subtitles versus bad translated dubs controversy by simply reading..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2B

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misskittyf This is wild… pic.twitter.com/0KJQc9ye5X

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allisongallaghr crying is not an emergency pic.twitter.com/oEihtoRr2m

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@jxeeno I’m not sure where the passengers go.

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@James_Jeffrey @australian @jonkudelka @AlboMP Well this is rather a change. Maybe good fortune go with you.

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James_Jeffrey After 16 wonderful years at @australian - yes, even the bits that involved @jonkudelka - I am off to toil in the wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7c

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@dobes Wait. Stuffing boomers into bags? Or stuffing sand into boomers?

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glengyron Brave MPs: People should be able to say whatever they want, with no consequences! <Please clap>

OK then, dog cunt

No, not like that!!!

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Info_Aus I just mapped all the charities in Aus with ‘Catholic’ in their name. This is what 1,840 Catholic charities looks l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mt

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I_Find_Planets We have discovered a planet. It will oversee. Hello, planet.

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Maybe the “exclusive” bit was standing around looking like a goose. pic.twitter.com/RUjnMtOAFK

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How is a story about something that happened in plain sight, witnessed by hundreds or maybe even thousands of peopl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4A

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davelee1968 Bored. Made this. pic.twitter.com/3HGSzchNWi

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rhysam Just had the NBN put on. If you don’t receive this message, you’ll know why. Thanks LNP. pic.twitter.com/AKZvr19aH7

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@expectproblems @Wyld @Joabyjojo Yes. This whole Apollo month coming up is making me feel very old though.

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Why was there a jellyfish running away past the second stage engine?

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karbonbased Can your bitcoin do this? pic.twitter.com/eokIk3tgUA

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@CosmicRami There are no people living in Florida.

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“Let’s watch and listen to the Final Countdown.” youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-Nc…

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@BenjaminMillar Well I don’t. I have fallen way behind, and now doubt my relevance as a person.

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“We are the pathfinder to the high frontier.” Sigh.

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Oh FFS, NASA has switched to the SpaceX feed. We seem to be in the middle of a brag reel.

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@dobes It’s good that he’s honest. I also read these sound bites in today’s OFFICIAL TRUTH email and they all seem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dv

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I’ve turned on the SPACE feed now. I’m watching the NASA feed rather than the Space feed so I don’t have to listen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KD

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@SnarkyPlatypus @BBCNews Well yes, but there’s also some background on the history and the current status of the tensions.

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“The Strait of Hormuz: Why is it the focus of the Iran-US tensions?” youtube.com/watch?v=bZOH-X… A good 5-minute explainer from @BBCNews.

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@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo @dobes And then @dobes could use that longer cable as his whirling string!

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dobes Queensland secession gains pace. twitter.com/AndrewBGreene/…

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SnarkyPlatypus Why hot pot is not good for first dates:

- It’s hot pot twitter.com/JennRavenna/st…

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“Aussie ‘hacker’ jailed for unauthorised access and insider trading” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/aussie…

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I did not know about this magazine. twitter.com/BenjaminMillar…

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We could turn this into a reality TV show. twitter.com/adam_turner/st…

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jeamland They made a movie starring @russellcrowe as the bloke who built Fox News and didn’t use the tag line “He’ll Cure What Ailes You”.

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SpaceX T-1 hour until Falcon Heavy launch of STP-2. Webcast will go live about 20 minutes before liftoff → spacex.com/webcast

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jonkudelka You won’t like it. twitter.com/ozkitsch/statu…

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes It can’t be that old in turtle years, because it doesn’t have a DB-25 dongle.

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@franksting @SnarkyPlatypus There’s a lot of players in this market now.

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@dobes You can do this with all turtles.

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dobes There are no time machines 50 years into the future.

I know this because we are all not visited by our older selve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hd

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ColeenBlomkamp The first automatic nail-clipper machines were so large, women kept them in their sitting rooms. pic.twitter.com/LL6zRvZLlj

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is where GoFundMe might be better, because there’s less emphasis on rewards for supporters.

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@SnarkyPlatypus A blog post after each event would be good, though that bumps up the target you’re after. Some stuf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B4

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@SnarkyPlatypus An important part is explaining what people get for their money.

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@dobes On the end of a string, like a morning star?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve always used Pozible, and have no complaints. GoFundMe is popular. Depends whether you want to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…06

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BOM_au Everyone loves a @NASA space launch 🚀and BOM is on board the @SpaceX rocket scheduled to take off 4.30pm AEST today..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…be

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@apnic Thanks for the invitation. I think there’ll be a lot of interesting material, thinking about the regional issues.

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dannolan c o o l pic.twitter.com/v9TuDHxAJT

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Moonalice Coming soon to Netflix: The Great Hack, an amazing film about Facebook, Cambridge Analytica, and the undermining of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uE

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@franksting They don’t work for me anyway. There’s a bug somewhere in how they handle mononyms.

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Histreepix Madonna telephones the future to see if bland narcissism will still be popular in the 21st Century. New York, 1986. pic.twitter.com/sWDJp1e4Zd

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Histreepix UK scientists attempt to add a “mute racism” valve to Boris Johnson after his promotion to Foreign Secretary. 2016. pic.twitter.com/sVFyaR0wok

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@moylecroft @NewtonMark Make sense. It’s already built into everything, and there’s people who know how it “works”.

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@morebento I added in the train trip, but I’ll record some podcast material en route.

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This analogy makes sense to me. Maybe @NewtonMark can add some nuance, because he actually understands it.

(BGP is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rh

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@munin @apnic That’s not a bad analogy.

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Does BGP even actually work? Maybe this is the core problem, and all those chickens have been wasted.

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@apnic I must admit, I’m not entirely sure how BGP works. But to be fair, no one knows how BGP works. It’s kind of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ti

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@apnic The full conference program isn’t out yet, but I gather that securing BGP will be a thing this year, like se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7w

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For those playing at home, I’ll be in Chiang Mai to cover the @apnic 48 conference. conference.apnic.net/48/ There w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vz

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4 Sep: SYD-BKK
8 Sep: Train BKK-CNX
15 Sep: CNX-BKK-SYD
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joebarnard While we wait for the real @SpaceX Falcon Heavy to launch, here’s my 1/48th scale version 📽️ →..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7V

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@Monocotyledon @AndrewPStreet More likely they’ve blocked me, or I’ve blocked them, whoever it is.

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zander Adam Smith on productive and unproductive labour as discussed by @MazzucatoM . He really did not care for opera pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S0

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DitzMcGeee 1969: i bet in 50 yrs, we’ll have a colony on Mars, & flying cars.

2019: pic.twitter.com/BnN84Qlsc2

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong “Bitter melon originated from the South Indian state of Kerala and was introduced i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K1

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong Your Chinese Exceptionalism can suffer in its jocks, @SnarkyPlatypus!

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong “Momordica charantia (colloquially: bitter melon; bitter apple; bitter gourd; bitte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3S

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best_in_dumbest You can’t spell
“Unpatriotic”
without “Riot” pic.twitter.com/0RAhpKcjqh

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well that’s a Thai bitter melon soup recipe I linked to, @ApostrophePong makes/made it regularly, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y8

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah. Well either way, I don’t think I’ve ever had winter melon.

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@davispg @zdnetaustralia Even the edited rant in the Official Truth is crazy enough. The full version from the audio is truly, um, inspired?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I don’t know how winter melon compares with bitter melon, but another favourite: Stuffed Bitter Mel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rW

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johnb78 Americans reading this like “what’s chip and PIN” twitter.com/ft_content/sta…

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@glendturner @zdnetaustralia My pleasure? I’ve actually listened to mist of it three times or more: Once live, once..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D5

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, it’s not what you call a brilliant tactic.

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Huawei: “The NBN project has failed”

Every broadband customer in Australia: “Yeah, cheers, thanks, we know.” twitter.com/georgepnott/st…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Huawei ramps up its technological Cold War propaganda” zdnet.com/article/huawei…

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Moar loopy candidates are better for America. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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@Stevie_Easton Not odd if you look at everything in terms of reactionary tactics rather than a coherent pro-active strategy.

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@DakotaBirder But the leaf adds a quirk, making it much better than “just” another good picture of the beast. The d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eQ

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@jeamland We have 9th Century internet here, certainly.

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@jeamland @johnb78 It sounds like a new kind of laxative.

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It is currently 9C, which is right on average for this time of year. At least something is normal today.

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@Stevie_Easton Well as long as the PM knows who’s really in charge, eh?

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@Stevie_Easton Yeah that’s what I was thinking too. So much coded language in there.

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“Red tape crackdown renewed: Morrison prefers ‘animal spirits’ to endangered animals” themandarin.com.au/110383-red-tap… Lovel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…57

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TerribleMaps A map of the world but it’s just time zones pic.twitter.com/RXe4YxO65B

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@CosmicRami I’ll keep that in mind, thank you. Is there a timetable somewhere that shows the timeline in AEST? I se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t6

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@CosmicRami There’s going to be a pilgrimage, isn’t there.

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I should probably think about what I want to do for the 50th anniversary of the Moon Landing. Perhaps I could visit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y6

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@teirdes Well I haven’t been formally introduced to the virus so I don’t know its name. :) It looks like rhinovirus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7L

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s always good to have something to aspire to.

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@teirdes Thanks, Amelia! The rhinovirus will not defeat me!

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Popehat Our President is basically what would happen if a “No Fat Chicks” bumper sticker could run for office

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Tue plan, now that it’s nearly 11am: Poke at some of the things in the inbox and the to-do list until I feel that I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wT

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Newsweek George Conway mocks idea of a Trump Presidential Library as a “double oxymoron”
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@SnarkyPlatypus You did talk about magic eraser rather a lot though.

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@dobes @iiTalW @ashabeeeee Looks like they’ve ramped up the production vats.

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I should probably do something today, though, so maybe I should get out of bed. But I’m so, so tired…

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I should run my whole life this way.

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URGENT 15-MINUTE POLL: Is it worth getting out of bed this morning?

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Susan_Hennessey That or maybe he is sanctioning beyond the grave as a bold new display of American resolve… twitter.com/farnazfassihi/…

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James_Stevens I suppose they will rename my seat eventually… someone’s just getting in early pic.twitter.com/T4hebiGOLj

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Tuesday. A bathtub full of them. Tuesday.

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