My impression is that Caleb is the reincarnation of Gerard.
@SnarkyPlatypus I’m not sure that cocaine would give you cravings for a chocolate chip sausage pancake on a stick.
@techoglot @NewtonMark @bigjsl It’s not oversharing until you podcast it.
Always good advice. twitter.com/DaiohBot/statu…
stilgherrian Or maybe..pic.twitter.com/DpQ4FkApVDVD
stilgherrian Here we go. pic.twitter.com/T1rytUlcRL
jamesrbuk The naptime theory of consensus. twitter.com/joncstone/stat…
@SnarkyPlatypus Is it DuRAN DuRAN?
@johnb78 Especially given you didn’t have a tailwind. This is the picture at 30,000ft. pic.twitter.com/QhLXcy3Bmp
terencehuynh A public service announcement from the Germans. youtu.be/U7RS9HZR_J8
@SnarkyPlatypus And yes. pic.twitter.com/oRBHCZO5rZ
@SnarkyPlatypus [Cough] payid.com.au/faqs/
Wow what if the Sun started to swallow the Earth and it actually WAS Delta Goodrem?
@RealNickHodge I suppose I could look. Who knows what I might find?
@SnarkyPlatypus This is a good episode.
@sylmobile Arf!
TakuTamaki Remember these? The first Walkman appeared 40 years ago today. twitter.com/nhk_news/statu…
@p_perez Once is once too often.
Seriously, Apple, it can’t be that fuckin’ hard. pic.twitter.com/BkqV6SPOOM
I know some of you will be thinking of watching The Bad Program tonight, but I just want to remind you that you wil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iQ
@kpfaulkner Olivier hamming it up is wonderful.
The other night I watched “Sleuth” (1972) with Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine, and no one else. I’d forgotten h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rt
rhysam What an unexpected take. The brown person broke it. 🤔 twitter.com/dailytelegraph…
This guy has done an extended and enhanced mix of the theme from “Division 4” and it is superb. youtube.com/watch?v=RAg7FZ…
@CADbloke @SnarkyPlatypus That’s a brilliant tactic!
@bigbadave Nah I refuse to watch that.
That’s all the Logies stuff I’ll be watching, though of course YouTube will now continue to recommend the bits by D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ol
There was great beauty in this. First Gold Logie to the ABC since Norman Gunston, which is a statement in itself. G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…su
Watching: Tom Gleeson wins the Gold Logie | TV Week Logie Awards 2019 youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Xb2q…
@SnarkyPlatypus I’m enjoying this fact, and looking forward to his acceptance speech.
@christopherneal You’re just wrong.
Watching: Peter Helliar rips into the Gold Logie nominees | TV Week Logie Awards 2019 youtube.com/watch?v=Gp6g6o…
This is rather good.
Watching: Tom Gleeson’s opening monologue | TV Week Logie Awards 2019 youtube.com/watch?v=7u1dn3…
Cool_Toilet why does Mario say “oh yeah, Mario time” after finishing a level. the end of the level is literally when Mario time..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ix
Very, very yummy. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Morrison sells Australia’s terrorism video streaming plan to the G20” zdnet.com/article/morris…
johnb78 Tfw you’re being sensible about how many drugs to take at a festival pic.twitter.com/zMwhSMgpy1
JacktheInsider I don’t approve of charity drives that require abstinence. If you’re going to weigh in, you should do so shit-faced..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CL
@GordyPls Modern pods! pic.twitter.com/6lOomxIBXM
NewtonMark Hey that shop on King St that closed down last week and apparently meant Newtown was dying has another tenant in it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S0
@SnarkyPlatypus Brussels Scallops.
Dinner, being brussels sprouts and noodles, amongst other things. pic.twitter.com/zlDBQa84vx
@raaahbin That’s the one.
@Rubenerd Heh. This is the first manual fsck I’ve run in ages — years? — so I’m considering myself lucky.
@DavidFeng Fortunately it’s one of two redundant backup drives, so there shouldn’t be a problem. I just have to let it do its thing.
This evening’s magic word is “fsck_hfs”, because of course it is.
@cafuego @dobes @drearyclocks What do they eat without bins?
@RealNickHodge This calls for some Science.
@WineoftheBean Somewhere around there or Woodford.
The Sun has Set. pic.twitter.com/XB9cwBmbZi
TheNTNews IT MAY BE A FAILED STATE BUT IT’S OUR FAILED STATE. LET’S BLOW SHIT UP IN HONOUR OF OUR UNICAMERAL LEGISLATURE. ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G5
juwailes2 so lazy i’m not even making an #unwantedivanka photoshop. i’m just posting a real news photo, but honestly, it real..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tP
So @expectproblems, I know you like dioramas..twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…G0
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland Well apparently this is Mr Cauty today. Unless it’s an even more elaborate troll than I’d imagined.
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland Now THAT’S an anthem.
Moderately large sky. pic.twitter.com/ayRwUPKIpJ
jonkudelka If you come at Farnesy, try and not miss.
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland Speaking of which..theguardian.com/music/2019/jun…3Z
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland And then machine-gun the entire crowd.
tfswebb no it’s not twitter.com/thecalebbond/s…
@coldsnacks @dobes Let them bask for a moment. They don’t get many good-news circulation stories.
OK, @SnarkyPlatypus, this content is definitely for you. Also @dobes and @jeamland. twitter.com/Otto_English/s…
@dobes Fewer forests than they used to.
The world is an amazing place. pic.twitter.com/om8BxmTL8O
NialFinegan Only Irish people are allowed to laugh at this……… careful now! pic.twitter.com/RrOYv9fTof
AlexanderMcNabb Because the world needs #UnwantedIvanka… pic.twitter.com/TjinjgF9Hw
afkiff If you haven’t been pardoned yet, I know a guy.
#UnwantedIvanka pic.twitter.com/2mPehnzbp2
phil_herbert @morninggloria @jonfavs #unwantedivanka at Ali vs Liston pic.twitter.com/MkOg2CkNkS
Picketer In fairness, Joel is an expert being a Defence Minister who does things that breach the Ministerial Code of Conduct pic.twitter.com/5GuqzU2VIJ
@thehuntinghouse @rockyr1000 Because one of its legs is both the same.
@NewtonMark Well this looks most useful, thank you.
@oberonsghost I don’t know, sometimes I like to.
New buffers at Sydney Central station platform 9 and adjacent. pic.twitter.com/Xfx13UAul9
aanand 69 is the sex number in the US because it’s the ideal AC temperature in Fahrenheit for having sex. In the rest of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T7
@staticsan That I was there is an established fact, but it was on fire already.
I WAS THERE. twitter.com/johnb78/status…
Dealing with idiots.
And because “cunt” is a suffix. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
@rynobi What… what do you do to them?
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Morrison sells Australia’s terrorism video streaming plan to the G20” zdnet.com/article/morris…
Lurking.
indik @NuclearAnthro I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard but it did. Maybe it’ll help you a little? pic.twitter.com/k3BKn4yHjp
Abraxsys “Can I be a world leader too daddy?”
“Of course you can princess!” pic.twitter.com/lXi7eE7ifV
@rynobi It me! pic.twitter.com/pJ4yaJvDyI
rynobi B&S ball captured as post-apocalyptic end times scenario. Love it! twitter.com/franciegreen/s…
jamesglenday When future generations ask why America went into decline they need look no further than this … 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/2fhZIaqedy
There’s some good work on the #UnwantedIvanka hash tag.
@rockyr1000 All will become clear.
Wait, what? twitter.com/anastasia9/sta…
doug_pine @IvankaTrump The path to peace. #unwantedivanka #BeBest pic.twitter.com/FqSULbtPQE
MeThatYouKnow @HST_reincarnate @morninggloria Don’t moon-shame Ivanka!
#unwantedivanka pic.twitter.com/yoWVjKWq6j
NanWalton4 @IvankaTrump Ivanka, You would not have cared about this poor woman and her children who were refugees from here in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1q
shiruken @morninggloria “I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fb
Picketer Of course he did pic.twitter.com/EptgkaqrtI
Or maybe..pic.twitter.com/DpQ4FkApVDVD
Here we go. pic.twitter.com/T1rytUlcRL
Alternative headline: Queensland to rid roads of ignorant, dangerous drivers. abc.net.au/news/2019-07-0… pic.twitter.com/usQOUrrTb7
Correct. pic.twitter.com/6e4P4qMHBg
“It’s not hard to see who’s getting the most out of these meetings between Trump and Kim.” abc.net.au/news/2019-07-0…
I am so tempted to sort out these lunching sheep who are disorganisedly clogging up the food court.
Oh dear. twitter.com/zerogeewhiz/st…
#psychwardgreenandyellowtrain, which is to say, a K-Set. At least now that the S-Set stock isn’t in regular service. pic.twitter.com/PK22RRkUhT
@SnarkyPlatypus So how about a Seachange / The Good Place crossover episode?
thomaswright08 You couldn’t make it up. John Bolton was sent to Mongolia while Tucker Carlson was one of those accompanying Trump..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l9
@SnarkyPlatypus Speaking of which… twitter.com/slsnsw/status/…
Well it’s a start, but I know @SnarkyPlatypus wants SEACHANGE: APOCALYPSE. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
@compulsoryvac As are we all.
CrimeADay 27 USC §§205(f), 207 & 27 CFR §7.55(b)(3) make it a federal crime to advertise beer using taste test results unless..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a5
All this is very @jpwarren @NewtonMark content.
Source 2: ” Report of the Australian Taskforce to combat terrorist and extreme violent material online” pmc.gov.au/resource-centr…
Source 1: “G20 Osaka Leaders’ Statement on Preventing Exploitation of the Internet for Terrorism and Violent Extrem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vo
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Morrison sells Australia’s terrorism video streaming plan to the G20” zdnet.com/article/morris…
AndrewPStreet I have one criticism of @KerryOBrien’s towering Hall of Fame speech at the Logies: when he mentioned that Sue Javes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5Q
Are there even bins along that route, @dobes @drearyclocks? twitter.com/Wingtags/statu…
Mon plan, confirmed: Write for @zdnetaustralia (done); administrivia (also done); bump out Ashfield; lunch; 1400 re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LI
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains terrorism.
Further alleged plans, plus a photograph of a pub, are in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Mon plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; administrivia; bump out Ashfield; errands, Haymarket and environs; trai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5H
greenmtnbear @morninggloria Ivanka on the USS Missouri, accepting the Japanese surrender for WWII. pic.twitter.com/ZRs7b0B10H
thewaytheyleave men sure hate women taking up space and being proud of their achievements pic.twitter.com/I30hI23Z0W
Sydney is starting the month with some lovely weather. We’re all going to die. pic.twitter.com/Y0KkwNA6sC
Monday. Everything starts with carpet. Monday.