Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 2nd, 2019

Or you could just eat the damn chips. twitter.com/ThingsCutInHaI…

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JoshButler Labor tried to change the name of the tax bill, lost, then voted for it. What a ride. pic.twitter.com/mWtYbm39mz

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TheShovel Scott Morrison Begins New Parliament By Acknowledging Traditional Owners News Corp And Coal Lobby

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If you don’t have time for your kids, sell them. Your delicate, straight-teethed little naifs would fetch a good pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d2

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I’ll shut up now. No further correspondence will be entered into. Just phone talkback radio and have a sook.

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Dear Parents, the fact that YOU don’t understand “social media”, and you’re frightened of it, isn’t social media’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dq

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From here on, you can insert my standard rant about over-protected little petals and paranoid parents. I’m sick of it myself.

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These days, of course, any parent who doesn’t collect their precious little darling from school in a luxury truck i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yG

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Blaming “social media” (whatever that is) for teenager misbehaviour is as ludicrous as blaming the railways for bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZG

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Therefore they project. It’s not MY fault that my children have turned out so badly. It’s the school. It’s the bad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ja

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So complaining that their children behave badly is basically middle-class parents whinging about having paid for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gD

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The burgeoning upper middle classes didn’t have time for their children, of course, so they paid to shunt them off..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w4

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As an aside, the current industrial-age school system was designed to create workers with a standardised base level..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e2

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Then there’s this point. I’m not a parent myself, but I got the clear impression that the actual job is to prepare..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dm

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Exactly, @NewtonMark. Why a professional in the communication business isn’t across this stuff, though, that’s what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ig

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@vealmince Yeah I know, this is actually quite an appealing scenario.

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Jeremy_Hunt On the way to Belfast. Boris out of sight in the back of the plane. 4 armed police officers between us just in case..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y7

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asunderland Would you like to help draft a code of practice for modern journalism? I need your ideas and suggestions…
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I would like to thank autocorrect for helping me community between.

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@max_au “Affordability and choice” is such a wonderful phrase. You can have one or the other.

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God help us! The existential threat of “crude language”! It’s difficult to imagined a more bleakly middle-class han..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0x

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Of course there was this suggestion earlier too. Spot checks on people’s communications to make sure they conformed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BE

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For those who missed the reference, one of Australia’s top journalists wants to prevent people communicating. Liter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0M

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For properly raised children, top journalists recommend Miss Alberici’s Finishing School for Nice Children, where e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A2

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How does this work? You’re either for it or against it. Stop pissing about, @AlboMP. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Lack of focus on security of Australia’s critical infrastructure: @ASPI_ICPC”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zJ

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stilgherrian How would you tell? twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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@viveka Oops this was meant for @SnarkyPlatypus. I must’ve slipped.

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kcarruthers Brexit- the gift 🎁 that keeps giving twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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sicksadhack imagine being this bloke. pic.twitter.com/tr5u5iplKL

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Tony Abbott’s posture is always so beautiful. twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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“It’s not a new tax, it’s a special levy.”

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@Matt_Phipps I knew what you were doing there without having to look it up. You are terrible.

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Also, you’re going to find it hard to “balance industry economics with affordability and choice” without “levying a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9p

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@GordyPls Outrage is almost always a funnel, with an optional broom handle.

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@GordyPls In a modern business, everything is a funnel.

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Whenever someone tries to tell you “It’s not about X”, check your wallet and keys.

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Note how this tweet is a framing device. It’s to tell you what the conversation is “about”, to rule and out certain..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v1

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@PWB_inAus You’re taking this way too seriously.

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@martinwalsh I’m not wasting rage on this because it’s a thing that’s never going to happen, because in fact yes it’s daft.

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Maybe NBN Co could force a person with a red flag to walk in front of every video stream as a warning. pic.twitter.com/7Qzd9LKHoL

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Still, the NBN is kinda self rate limiting, so no need to do anything! :)

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Or, just rate limit every TCP connection once it’s sent more than 5MB. That should be plenty for everyone.

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@moylecroft I think your gripe should be directed at NBN Co, not me. I’m just trying to help.

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@ip1 Charge for VPN traffic too. Fixed. :)

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JordanEliseo @Colgo It is surely uniquely Australian that there is even a category called “generally harmless” in relation to sharks.

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With the eventual cancellation of the invasion, the sea lions were put in storage pending the invention of social m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i8

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You might miss a few minor services, but meh. Also, it was just an item in a discussion paper. It’s not like this i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vY

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We’re going to see a bunch of this weird paranoia like this. You don’t need to do deep packet inspection to charge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z3

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annafifield And here it is: Kim Jong Un’s propaganda victory, in full color across the first three pages of Rodong Sinmun. Look..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dL

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AOC There are 20,000 TOTAL Customs & Border Patrol agents in the US.

9,500 - almost HALF that number - are in a racist..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q8

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@soundofsam @dobes It seems to be a mix of the higher frequencies, the massively greater numbers, and a complete mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6o

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hughriminton Tell me Master, what is happiness? pic.twitter.com/VhXrDeNQk9

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A good manure spreader is an excellent thing. pic.twitter.com/yjGHatOg6D

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@GreenJ It was totally worth it. I’ll throw something into the pot once my paymasters loose their whatsits.

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@GreenJ It’s not as good as a 12yo single malt.

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“It doesn’t cost anything to use.” twitter.com/InkstoneNews/s…

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It appears that Ms Albericie’s Modest Proposal will be spread more widely, as if from an ungoverned manure spreader. twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…

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clementine_ford I heard a terrible story this morning about a wee little first grader boy who suddenly stopped asking to bring stra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9T

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jrhennessy thinking about this John Carpenter interview again pic.twitter.com/fL4kvasXb1

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joshgnosis So still going on that cruise with 2GB listeners but leaving the station right after.

So Alan Partridge it hurts. twitter.com/2GB873/status/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Their children! FRONTLINE: THE NEXT GENERATION.

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@viveka Brooke totally fuckin’ over it and doing lines straight off the coffee table.

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@viveka The month is but young, Gentle Viveka.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The faux chemistry would be wonderful to behold.

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David_Speers I’ll be talking to @AlboMP at 4pm on @SkyNewsAust

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Pinboard Not going to lie; as a lover of political kitsch, Trump’s July 4 parade is going to be 🌶💥🔥. Looking forward to Chri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V7

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Pinboard Condolences to anyone coming out of a coma to learn that President Trump is ordering tanks into the streets of Wash..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hM

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Lack of focus on security of Australia’s critical infrastructure: @ASPI_ICPC”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zJ

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@derekbradley @SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ I’m more your flat white or, when feeling flat, a double-shot little thingy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kT

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@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ I may be white but I’m not middle-class I don’t think. Despite the school I went to. And..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PI

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Also, the assumption that it’s always OTHER PEOPLE’S kids who are the bad influence. Heh.

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Parents who think they “know all their teenagers’ friends” are living in cloud cuckoo land.

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@dobes @jonkudelka That sounds like an architectural feature. “The cathedral was designed with a spire and six traditional fistals.”

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@jonkudelka Yes… yes we’re all getting older…

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glengyron OK. It’s not so much about culture. This guy is actually just a cunt. twitter.com/raulpacheco/st…

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@jonkudelka Mate, my fiscals are quite fine, and I have the appropriate number.

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@WineoftheBean @dobes This is fabulous. “Don’t worry: if you think that the 5G rollout is pure evil, you are not a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1S

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@SnarkyPlatypus Your piss will smell like old toothpaste!

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@rgmerk @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Unless the Pacific Fleet figures out how to drive ships without crashing them into things.

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@rgmerk @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Or they keep going as they are and once they’re crashed all their ships it’s game over.

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@dobes @rohan_p This is from last year lol.

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@oberonsghost Yeah I looked at that and very quickly ruled it it, numbered limited edition notwithstanding.

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This is correct on all counts. Please go to stilgherrian.com/tip/ and bring shame upon yourself. twitter.com/trentyarwood/s…

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@R_Chirgwin @purserj @dobes @DDsD They’re down a the valley though, usually, doing their tactical flying.

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@expectproblems Well it’s a particularly terrible joke.

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Thing filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a return to the dark ages.

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@dobes Do you want me to interview No 5G in the Blue Mountains? no5gbluemountains.org pic.twitter.com/pS51C61y7h

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Coffee consumed, writing commenced. Quiet please.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark @dobes Well I certainly recognise the Yellow Peril thing when I see it. :) It’s an old party favourite.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @purserj It’s called “ironic understatement”, I think.

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Just a few orbital lasers would do the job. If they were BIG LASERS.

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SixthTone “When it comes to sorting trash, 20- to 35-year-olds are the least cooperative, and they don’t do a good job.”

Wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tR

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OFalafel Username: Dangerzone
Password: F00tLoo$e

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@johnb78 I want to make a joke about it still being a negative place…

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1. Made entirely of carrot sticks.
2. Powered by three men with hand cranks.
3. Is affectionately known as The Big..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HS

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes You are all raising so many solid arguments against White’s proposal. Maybe he’s gone a bit funny.

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@R_Chirgwin @dobes @purserj @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, nukes were mentioned in the review I tweeted. :) MOAR NUKES.

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@purserj @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I propose instead the Milsons Point Line.

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@misosusanowa It’s a global phenomenon, or was. Well, in mostly-Christian countries anyway.

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wolfcat Adults: we should spot check children’s social media accounts so they are conforming to an ethos.
Also Adults: You..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yP

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@erstkate @jonkudelka @jpwarren We all do, Kate. Especially after that.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes The reviewer is Sam Roggeveen, and he seems to have a credible track record in these matters..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eN

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I like the concept of packet-molesting. twitter.com/efa_oz/status/…

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efa_oz “If I send NBN Co a packet, I kind of expect them to carry it unmolested to my consumer,” said @bigjsl, a former CT..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E2

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes I’d certainly like to see if there’s an argument for that kind of threat in the book. The re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qs

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ImpPoster Only five months until millennials start turning 40.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Well here’s the critique in this review. (It’s a bit previous to call it a “dumb book” if yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uX

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus These are questions I might be able to put to White.

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@misosusanowa We can never rest until Godzilla is detected.

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I’m going to the @LowyInstitute event with Hugh White in Sydney on 16 July, which should be fun. myaccount.lowyinstitute.org/events/2019-ho…

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“Book review: Hugh White’s ‘How to Defend Australia’” lowyinstitute.org/the-interprete…

“This quietly radical book calls on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t0

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@jonkudelka This rude painting has floppy bits! How rude!

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Ms Beckett obviously hasn’t read the @australian, where smearing opponents real and imagined is par for the course. twitter.com/loisbeckett/st…

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This contrasts with my previous household ethos of having dirty, wet underpants.

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I have now hung out the laundry, which confirms with my household ethos of having clean, dry underpants.

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@DDsD I would be more than happy to run the surveillance state, because I would rid my life of a great deal of both..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tk

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dannolan I think the state should be allowed to go through journalists social media to make sure it’s complying with the sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vR

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This is like when old farts complain to the _school_ about kids misbehaving on the train. FSS, it’s the parents’ fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pr

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I HAVE GONE 0FF HALF-COCKED, SORRY. This wasn’t even to “protect the children” but enforce the “school ethos”. Whic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9i

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Our “school ethos” seemed to be a mix of hypocrisy, emotional repression, white supremacy, and punching out the Cat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KR

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OK, time to hang out the laundry and then get writing for @zdnetaustralia, probably. Because they might be doing sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6c

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@dobes @joshgnosis @swearyanthony @rohan_p I can’t immediately find that article, but here’s a more modern water-co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4t

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@dobes @joshgnosis @swearyanthony @rohan_p A gate was a jet of water that could be flipped to flow one way or the o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PV

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@dobes @joshgnosis @swearyanthony @rohan_p I read an article years back saying that ancient Mediterranean cultures..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gd

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Seriously, whenever you suggest something aimed at “protecting the children”, substitute the word “people”, and ima..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lk

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Seriously, whenever you suggest something aimed at “protecting the children”, substitute the word “people”, and ima..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DC

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It’s for “protecting the children”, of course. But adults need protection too, from… oh, something… let’s just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sf

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Of course, let’s just eavesdrop on everyone’s private conversations. Bugs in the toilet cubicles. Shotgun mics on t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iQ

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@dobes @joshgnosis @swearyanthony @rohan_p What about MONIAC, the hydraulic money computer from New Zealand? youtube.com/watch?v=rAZavO…

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There’s quite a lot of faffing about in these proceedings. Some lame excuse like having to conform to the legal req..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i5

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@joshgnosis @swearyanthony @dobes @rohan_p I’ve read it. The idea came to him in a dream, apparently. And also, it is of course impossible.

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AmyRemeikis That’s exactly what they want you to think twitter.com/Reuters/status…

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@erstkate @AboutTheHouse Insertion of the Black Rod, knobbly end first.

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I notice that the Honourable Members are incapable of Shutting the Fuck Up, @AboutTheHouse. They must be punished.

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This is very good. You should read it. twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…

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RodLurie It is now one year since my son Hunter Lurie passed way from a blood clot. He was just twenty-seven years old and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ec

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@zdnetaustralia Tue plan, reconsidered: Fried rice (eaten); fix data backups (done); laundry (in progress); watch t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A5

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The Opening of Parliament is coming up shortly at 1030 AEST. You can watch it at aph.gov.au/Watch_Read_Lis….

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@PeteLawler I’m not going to respond to your tweet because I don’t want to jinx it.

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Also, encrypt your backups. Also, store the encryption key somewhere encrypted, like your password manager, and put..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hr

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What even is a GUID and a list?

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Oh brilliant. Apple’s Time Machine preferences panel doesn’t show a backup disk as encrypted unless it’s mounted. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xx

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glengyron Good, the LDR thing never works. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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Apparently there’s a business called HASHTAG BURGERS and now I weep for my species. pic.twitter.com/HN8SfYvIVq

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il_beavo Torpedo rams are the unicorns of naval warfare. Fight me.

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ConversationUK To the moon and beyond is a series from our international network, featuring space scientists from different contin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zP

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ConversationUK We’re launching our new series: to the moon and beyond.

Delving into the last 50 years of space exploration and th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m2

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SnarkyPlatypus Hi people the ABC is centrist as fuck nowadays and anybody who still thinks they are full of leftists are morons

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus That’s true, but then the Conjoined Triangles are an important insight.

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Today’s @7ampodcast “Mine on the moon” has the disturbing soundbite from a space startup, “We choose to go to the M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4o

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decentbirthday The owner of my AirBnB has a dog named Kevin. His human-sounding name terrified me at first. pic.twitter.com/8CrUV1hMOp

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I’m a bit confused by @LowyInstitute using SK for South Korea, when in ISO 3166-1 alpha-2 it’s KR, and SK is for Sl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pA

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@simonjulian That seems like a sensible strategy.

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A reminder, @jpwarren, that the Lowy Institute Asia Power Index has an “Octagon of Power”. power.lowyinstitute.org pic.twitter.com/A5ryzRCTa2

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Tue plan, draft: Fried rice; write for @zdnetaustralia; laundry; watch the opening of Parliament; sort out all my n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uv

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TheTattooedProf This. Is. Slavery.

Call. It. What. It. Is. twitter.com/CivilEats/stat…

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LewSOS I will vote for anyone who campaigns on a law outlawing the use of cute propagandistic legislation titles, on condi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lM

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In the Blue Mountains, I may even be able to get the laundry done today. pic.twitter.com/JUp4TgHHKy

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darth in san francisco for $3,100 you only get the old-ass bathtub
someone else lives in the apartment u just get the ol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sZ

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The only other legislative business on the House program is this Agriculture Legislation Repeal Bill 2019 but I don..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5C

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The Senate chamber documents aren’t up yet, but I’m assuming they won’t be up until this afternoon because this mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yp

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Still, we did have this, the Senate Select Committee into Fair Dinkum Power. pic.twitter.com/zsoaZpnRrj

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At least this Excellent New Law™ has an Excellent New Name™. Behold, the Treasury Laws Amendment (Tax Relief So Wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UO

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Today is the first sitting of the new Parliament here in Australia. I’m so looking forward to some Excellent New Laws™.

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@DavidFeng This could well happen one day.

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I’m generally not to blame for the things I’m accused of, but I’ll wear this one. twitter.com/trib/status/11…

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@DavidFeng Obviously this is a huge celebration here in Australia.

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nitya We have now created an auto-tune for speechwriting 😱

Makes bad ideas and uneducated opinions *sound* like viable d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xg

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fightfortheftr This is why mass surveillance and data collection is so dangerous.

Even if you trust police and governments with y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OP

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stilgherrian My impression is that Caleb is the reincarnation of Gerard.

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Tuesday. An army of geese, a navy of buffalo. Tuesday.

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