Gorn.
samhaselby Yale can just never win. twitter.com/liz_franczak/s…
The conquest of Europe has begun. twitter.com/AntonyGreenABC…
The Blue Lagoon. twitter.com/CAPTAlNERD/sta…
@pptsapper @CptHollingworth @RobZacny @manindotblack @Wyld @dobes @DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gI
@CptHollingworth @RobZacny @pptsapper @manindotblack @Wyld @dobes @DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OQ
Well, as normal as anything can be in the Blue Mountains. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…
@GreenJ I understand that most of these were bought by Chris Kenny.
@CptHollingworth @manindotblack @dobes @DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems Glory was certainly very good.
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “NZ finally updates its cybersecurity strategy, so where’s Australia’s?” zdnet.com/article/nz-fin…
That, plus we’re all cunts. twitter.com/expectproblems…
@wombat1974 Jackie Lambie is no Aaron Spelling, no matter how much of a soap opera she generates.
@manindotblack @CptHollingworth @dobes @DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems Matthew Brode..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h8
Wow. No one needs a $157m house. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
Stevie_Easton Vic govt proposes phone data harvest: “The department is primarily interested in location data collected through mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…22
@DecayRSO Wow. This should definitely be a thing.
@CptHollingworth @manindotblack @dobes @DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems Not a truer word was ever said.
NewtonMark Here is the relevant part of the CURRENT Anti-Discrimination Act 1991. classic.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/qld/c…
“The Act prohibits..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yU
Rule 34. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
PaulBongiorno @GrogsGamut 100:1 I suspect @ScottMorrisonMP is more tricky and “clever” than John Howard.
@daniels_den And they were all probably Nazis.
@daniels_den It does, but they’re such dreary people. ;) And they are my family.
@warkolm @CptHollingworth @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems Correct.
Oh I think @madashelltv is coming up on the ABC so I think I’ll turn on the stream.
@CptHollingworth @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems Electro-jazz is a crime against humanity.
@daniels_den @KeithConlon @MacqDictionary My late mother’s side of the family are all Barossadeutsch wine people.
@daniels_den This is true, and iirc @KeithConlon and (to a much lesser extent) I were responsible for getting his u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ic
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth Tishboom, etc.
@CptHollingworth @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems There was a guy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i4
@CptHollingworth @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems I’m liking “feti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dF
@BlueJayGliding @SnarkyPlatypus @Wyld @expectproblems @dobes @CptHollingworth @jeamland So I’ve gathered.
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth Too soon?
@BlueJayGliding @SnarkyPlatypus @Wyld @expectproblems @dobes @CptHollingworth @jeamland Jemma, please don’t encourage him.
@JustJimWillDo I just had to use Find My iPhone to figure out where in the taxi I’d dropped my phone.
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth Adds a whole new..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4g
@nowimcarol @expectproblems @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @CptHollingworth Well this is just magic.
@expectproblems @dobes @CptHollingworth @Wyld @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland Why is it always my fault?
@dobes @expectproblems @CptHollingworth @Wyld @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland Elissa is a serious problem.
@jennylmackinnon @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth 1. You could. 2. Ewww.
@RealNickHodge @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth Beautiful. twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/s…
@DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth HAHAHAHAHA.
@RealNickHodge @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth Sure. Indeed it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5J
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth For the octopus, maybe.
@DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth No, will look when get home.
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth Reminder: 1900 phone sex number..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h9
@NewtonMark @jplonie @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth Yep, up the price. Or,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NV
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth Oh absolutely. In all my occasi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i0
@dobes @expectproblems @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland @Wyld @CptHollingworth Of course it is.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth As an aside, I do know a Syd..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XS
mattb0401 Komsomolskaya Pravda military columnist: Crew of damaged submarine (presumed Losharik) was elite, suggesting highly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gv
@DavidFeng Yeah but I don’t live in “Red Commie Peking”.
BethanyinCBR This is a perfect example of the hypocrisy and unmitigated privilege of the church. It expects to be able to sack t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J6
@JustJimWillDo Look I just call it as I see it. ;)
Attn, well, everybody. But @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland @Wyld @expectproblems @CptHollingworth. twitter.com/wsupden/status…
Mate, if you can’t drive a boat through that channel then maybe join the USN Pacific Fleet. twitter.com/COMAUSFLT/stat…
Hey @SnarkyPlatypus it appears to be Hugh White Week. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…
@jdub Exactly.
@missayme He also seems to be great for picking up chicks.
Being defamed in people’s DMs.
Yep, this dog is a huge softie. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@jdub I’ve committed sacrilege, haven’t I.
@sylmobile @techoglot @voltagex It does. Which is why I need to do a proper comparison. Ideally blind.
JohnBirmingham He is, as always, correct. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
bhakthi All the hand emojis are probbo: 👌🏽 - coopted by nazis
👍🏾 - coopted by trump
🙏🏾 - coopted by instagram wellness models probably
@JohnBirmingham Did I bring my earbuds for the iPhone with no headphone jack?
@JohnBirmingham Mate, I’m listening to your goddam book already! And it’s, you know, good.
@redstarcycles @SnarkyPlatypus Sure, there’s clearly a personal thing going on here, and I don’t know what it is, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1T

GeoSistevaris #unwantedivanka the patriot. pic.twitter.com/6S3Of0TBoQ
Or maybe just do the shopping.
Goddammit there’s no chirizo and potato soup left I’ll have to burn this pub to the ground.
@jdub Don’t worry, he’s probably a dud root anyway.
@DDsD I’ll let you, and everyone, know if I find a place with both available.
What I like about this is that is shows that the starship with crew in stasis won’t be pristine white. The stasis c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hW
SnarkyPlatypus Alberici’s problem is not the original take. It’s the fact she doubled down even after achieving one of the most sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8H
@DDsD I’ll need to try them side by side.
mmcgowan great to see that like two years later newcastle is still losing its mind about a plan to build a new skatepark in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0S
IndigenousX @sophbenj @1KarenWyld This is pretty stock standard for Indigenous people who speak up, regardless of our formal qu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VN
jpwarren Okay, but only if social media use also has a maximum age. 35 seems about right. twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…
@jplonie Don’t be grubby.
@economicsNZ Hahahaha.
IndigenousX @1KarenWyld Me: points out that this idea is dangerous for Indigenous students and families due to (insert factual..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o2
@jplonie Nah, I can go way downhill from here.
I’m told he’s the only dog allowed in the pub, apart from working dogs obviously, and yeah he’s happy to sit in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f9

Pub dog! (But beware, he slobbers by the gallon.) pic.twitter.com/yclhhvFx5b
@kcarruthers We are so fucked.
@franksting Parents of state school students don’t use the phrase “school ethos”, but no, I don’t know of anyone fact-checking that.

TheRealEGS I think about this answer every single day pic.twitter.com/rfEuPWti2a

SuperCroup When the set menu price suggests this place could be either Chinese or Nazis… Because we’ve got both in Ashfield. pic.twitter.com/LNxC3cE05K
There’s going to be a lot of old blokes coming out of retirement to make shitloads of dollars as trainers. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…
kcarruthers The US is very close to improving power grid security by mandating the use of “retro” (analog, manual) technologies..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dw
hoaxeye That’s actually nonsense just like many other videos by Blossom. Remember the plastic rice claim? Same company. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hU
@jplonie @glengyron @evcricket Most of them, broadly speaking. And they sent out a helicopter and ground team to recover the rest.
@glengyron You are going to a dark place. Let it go. They are all cunts.
@Lilylauren Great work.
@glengyron @evcricket It’s quite scary how many backpackers turn up at Wentworth Falls at 4pm in winter in shorts a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h4
KetanJ0 Australia’s current leadership have made peace with rising emissions because their lifespans won’t overlap with the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rL
@Lilylauren Nope.
@evcricket @glengyron They don’t get that there’s no phone reception,and the cops will loan you an EPIRB because it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FZ
@evcricket @glengyron Yeah the cliff faces here are pretty serious. As is the annual death toll. That and people wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JT
@glengyron In my teens I was hiking Kangaroo Island. Didn’t see that the brush I was hacking through gave way to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…td
@glengyron It’s like up here in the Mountains. People literally just fall of cliffs. In one case, the details weren..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a3
@jetztgibtshaue We must resist the War on Sequins.
glengyron They’re both single, how is this news? twitter.com/australian/sta…
@AUSFestivus No comment.
glengyron Sorry, I’m too busy to lead the Greens at the moment. Maybe next time?
firstdogonmoon can we take the silence of the greens in the face of the claims of onness to mean it is in fact on? i say yes
@voltagex It would seem so. I’ll have to try them side by side some time soon.
@ahermitsvino Heh. Good point.
MatthewBevan Extremely Newcastle City Council areas here twitter.com/mmcgowan/statu…
@eddit0r Ah that’s a point.

stevenperkins The bar is currently so low it’s causing severe delays on the Northern Line pic.twitter.com/uaYmipaS1U
@eddit0r I’m not a big fan of cans, but I suspect I’m old fashioned.
@dobes @munin @ashabeeeee 1. That is good.
2. You’re all sick.

Lovely. pic.twitter.com/VoLSUUkTVR
This has such a beautiful ring to it. Vlad-Daddy. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

Picketer Chris says the quiet part loud: the Right really does long for a ruthless authoritarian Daddy figure. pic.twitter.com/odf2h5AINf
@stewak2 @NuclearAnthro “Research crew”. Uhuh.
fanfiction_txt So et decide to go and take a dump. He slumped down on th e toilet and released a long, musty, absolutely filthy ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h9
Hahahaha what? Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/kooky_plum/sta…

TerriGivens This is my new favorite…
#unwantedivanka pic.twitter.com/zat1AorIDI
@kovarchi Yet another reason to not have a car.
@GrogsGamut @jonkudelka Agreed.
@RealNickHodge Truly beautiful.
@RealNickHodge Correct.
@matt_levinson @mackaysuzie First daytime run without people walking alongside, I think.

matt_levinson First tram in decades to pull up alongside Sydney town hall pic.twitter.com/KDzmRGRRs1
fanfiction_txt I still couldn’t believe it, I had sex with the real Kizuna AI, and she paid me for my “services” like I was her pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z9
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup This is just filth. Cao ni ma!
@JohnBirmingham In chapter two the “fuck” quota soars.
@johnthelutheran Well obviously.
@johnthelutheran Wait, is that six grand in £?
@Rashas_Mo @JohnBirmingham Y’see back then I’d gotten the impression that @JohnBirmingham was a cunt. Quite possibl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ek
@Rashas_Mo @JohnBirmingham I understand that’s a reference to an earlier title that I haven’t read.
@schlutes @SuperCroup Well I know THAT.
@SuperCroup Exactly.
@JohnBirmingham OK, JB, I’m hooked. Opening with a character needing to take a piss is very you. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@SuperCroup Ears.
@SuperCroup Then how would I hold the bags?
So guess who has two thumbs and came to Leura without any shopping bags.
@dobes @pleasedontatme @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Well that would be Singapore. So, you know, same procedure.

Captain_Cunto Even by Russian standards, that’s just fucking nuts. pic.twitter.com/UjlXOvv4dr
HAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/AnnastaciaMP/s…
@dobes @pleasedontatme @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus Every now and then I imagine sorting out the Inner West planning is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pl
JustJimWillDo I can just imagine the ghost of RJL Hawke getting right up in Roberts’ face and yelling at him to “Shut the fuck up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cp

ATTENTION ALE DRINKERS. Firstly impression: A well-balanced XPA that’ll definitely better ordered again some time. pic.twitter.com/6rlOsEIqoJ
@LLah_Nomis @IndigenousX I’m guessing there’s some personal aspect to her concern that’s making get touchy.

Truma_n mom said i couldnt get a raccoon so i colored the dog pic.twitter.com/gWQ06OGOYK
@purserj @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus “From certain points”, though. @johnb78 should also be in this thread.
This is the @JohnBirmingham audiobook to which I refer. It’s out tomorrow. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Wed plan, remainder: Make my way to Leura; get listening to @JohnBirmingham’s new audiobook; shopping; quiet evening with salad and bread.
@eddit0r @dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank Both words are correct. :)
@NickyWill100 @australian Or the article.
@jonkudelka And fully organic.

@dobes @eddit0r @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank I did this. pic.twitter.com/GfPQazWx5D
@Stuartcorner Oops I forgot to hook this into the thread with @dobes @R_Chirgwin @eddit0r @paulwallbank. Thanks, @Stuartcorner.
@eddit0r @dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank This is the impression I had. Thanks. I had forgotten about all those old..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fi
@dobes @eddit0r @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank Ah< i forgot about telstra dot com do au.
@jonkudelka I think they just incubate a new pod. The new leader emerges and kills whoever it’s a clone of.
@eddit0r @dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank So ignoring my Digital Multiplex System furphy, it’s basically a 4800 ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ME
@elronxenu Get away!

That’s from this publication. pic.twitter.com/0gxNNloqLc
@eddit0r @dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank DMS is still listed in a T&Cs document dated 18 Jan 2018, but no other Go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J3
@dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank Hang on, DMS is still a product.
@dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank I do remember those ads for Lap Top Specialists though.
@dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank I hadn’t heard of it, but it appears to be Digital Multiplex System? A digital loc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7n
@rohan_p They’re just fish fingers made of beef. Cows of the sea, fish of the fields, etc. Attn: @beefanddairy @SnarkyPlatypus.
@moylecroft @zdnetaustralia On-brand for a number of people, in fact.
dobes If only there was someone that had experienced both Hauwei and NBN hive minds. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…
Wow, it’s #on. That didn’t take long. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
@moylecroft @zdnetaustralia That’s a little cruel.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “NZ finally updates its cybersecurity strategy, so where’s Australia’s?” zdnet.com/article/nz-fin…
@llc1138 It’s true. I’ve been left hanging.
Smirks.
@ericscheid @DDsD It’s to check the speed of healing, and even whether the problem area is expanding.
Of course the key decision was whether to even use string or knot.
CrimeADay 18 USC §2386(A)(4) & (B)(1) makes it a federal crime for an organization that both puts on a military parade and wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pO
Fixing things with string, and having a really enjoyable twine.
@jonkudelka Creative insecurity! :)
@JM77 @zdnetaustralia I suppose cybersarcasm is what it is.
@dobes @rohan_p For some reason I think @SnarkyPlatypus needs to see this thread.
@jonkudelka Congrats. A clear sign that you need to price ‘em up a bit.
@jeffsonstein @DDsD Same with “grabby hook”.
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cybers and sarcasm.
@fictillius @johnb78 @sydsiderAB @altimetr @Mattonews @smh If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well.
@johnb78 @fictillius @sydsiderAB @altimetr @Mattonews @smh The whole world looks spacious after ten years of having..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VF
GrogsGamut To be honest, I’m fine with that. Not a great decade twitter.com/buzzfeed/statu…
OK, I’m doing some analysis and writing now, so you lot can just calm the fuck down.
GreenJ Longer @australian:
Yes, we’ve been bullshitting you for years now. The economy is edging into a tailspin and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g8
MichaelWestBiz “False narratives were used in the past to justify military action in Vietnam and the invasion of Iraq”. Ex DoD chi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZF
@playswithf1re @jxeeno I suppose that’s true.
@zdnetaustralia @JohnBirmingham Wed plan, confirmed: Noodles (eaten); write for @zdnetaustralia (next); get listeni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hB
@jpwarren @davispg @merryboffin @NewtonMark @justinrhendry @ANAO_Australia You really are a hopeless romantic, eh.
KetanJ0 GOOD THING AUSTRALIA DIDN’T JUST ELECT A GOVERNMENT THAT WANTS TO BUILD TAXPAYER FUNDED COAL FIRED POWER STATIONS twitter.com/ConversationUK…
marnicordell I’ll be joining The Guardian in Sept. In the meantime, I’ll be searching for my replacement at @BuzzFeedOz . Lookin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ub
@BuchananLiz :)
@jpwarren @davispg @merryboffin @NewtonMark @justinrhendry @ANAO_Australia I’m just pleased that everything is proc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yu
Unless Cloudflare was forced to say that by their Deep State overlords.
Settle, please. :) Cloudflare has already said it was a “bad software” update that had been “rolled back”…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l4
@NewtonMark @davispg @merryboffin @jpwarren @justinrhendry @ANAO_Australia Quite possibly, though I suspect for different reasons.
@jxeeno You’re hallucinating, Ken, Stay off the acid this early in the day.
@spreaker Hi, how do I go from a ANCHORMAN to BROADCASTER after a planned-to-be temporary stint at the higher of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tH
@expectproblems Well, take IVY BELLS and add 40 years or so.
@expectproblems You’re welcome. Anyway, they were probably just fishing for abalone or something.
@expectproblems I hate you, Elissa.
@expectproblems And a very high degree of automation, though of course that’s not new in deepy spooky sub subs.
Very @expectproblems content.
A series of spherical pressure hulls means very deep-diving. The skids and grabby hook means it sits on the bottom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XP

SamBendett This is the image of the vessel pic.twitter.com/3cROZ8qrgV
SamBendett Fire at a Russian deep-diving vessels kills 14 sailors… rbc.ru/society/02/07/…
liamvhogan I’m absolutely not going to link to it because it’s offensively stupid, objectively pro-dictatorship, arguably pro-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ch

rohan_p I don’t need this level of body horror on a Wednesday morning tbh pic.twitter.com/ZYzdXI10k0
Latest turtle news for @dobes and @iiTalW: Do not send your old bras to the turtles. twitter.com/turtle_rescue/…

@davispg @merryboffin @jpwarren @NewtonMark @justinrhendry @ANAO_Australia I quite like these two paragraphs. pic.twitter.com/M9ql9dc9bu
@juhasaarinen Could you stop helping please thank you.
semanticwill Let’s just pause and reflect upon this notion for a moment: “Met an #agile “coach” who runs an agile center of exce..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xi
liamvhogan The next time Uhlmann calls for freedom of speech or toleration of views remember this call for emulation of Putin,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bJ

bondnickbond Happy anniversary to The Best Tweet pic.twitter.com/9yK23PMuaR
@dobes So patriotism.
Wow this is true Instagram-grade influencering. God bless America and our sponsors. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
No of course I’m not sorry.
Someone’s had The Oooooooolmun on their drip feed for a while now, but this time they’ve let him put his mouth arou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EV
The Oooooooolmun’s been at the red cordial again. twitter.com/mattjhatton/st…
@paulbrislen @BenAylett @R_Chirgwin @stevebiddle @MarkSReynolds THIS IS MEANT TO BE A SEKRIT.
@BenAylett @paulbrislen @R_Chirgwin @stevebiddle @MarkSReynolds Things get very strange up here in the Mountains.
Agreed. twitter.com/nadinevoncohen…
MattCowgill this is a funny tweet twitter.com/tomwestland/st…
@rohan_p @swearyanthony @dobes I too would do a pig-face story. Reminds me of my 2013 yarn, “Pay heed to the intern..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gs
Wed plan, draft: Noodles; write for @zdnetaustralia; get listening to @JohnBirmingham’s new audiobook, which I have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oI
@paulbrislen @MarkSReynolds @R_Chirgwin @stevebiddle Can’t talk now, firing up my mini-HAARP.
@paulbrislen @R_Chirgwin @stevebiddle @MarkSReynolds Yep, that’s my favourite too.
@paulbrislen @R_Chirgwin @stevebiddle @MarkSReynolds Here’s our mob. no5gbluemountains.org
@munin @SnarkyPlatypus I’ll avoid being drawn into your warped mind, but I will say that now that I think about it,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cu
@R_Chirgwin @stevebiddle @paulbrislen @MarkSReynolds Why do you hate us, Richard?
@NuclearAnthro Recommended dosage: One shot of bourbon or tequila per page.
Hooray! @jpwarren @NewtonMark @dobes. twitter.com/gusworldau/sta…
@munin @SnarkyPlatypus It’s been a while since I sniffed a koala.
@infinite8horizo The headline is almost certainly @crikey_news’ doing, since they almost always write them. My arch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ve
@NewtonMark @jpwarren @justinrhendry @ANAO_Australia Well there’s some work saved at least. Though yes, a bigger st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eo
@munin @SnarkyPlatypus I wouldn’t go near the little fuckers. Koalas are moody and have very sharp tree-climbing claws.
@NewtonMark @jpwarren @justinrhendry @ANAO_Australia I get the feeling the Auditor-General is getting crankier about such things.
@SnarkyPlatypus “Instead of koalas, Planned Parenthood says we should be more cautious about catching chlamydia from another human.”
@SnarkyPlatypus There’s a lot happening here too. twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/s…
I love you, @TeenVogue. “Harry Styles Ends Koala Chlamydia Rumors” teenvogue.com/story/harry-st… Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus, f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pF
@jpwarren @NewtonMark @justinrhendry @ANAO_Australia To be clear, the story is by @justinrhendry, the tech wrecks a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4j
Now here’s some great news for @jpwarren and @NewtonMark. “Agencies face fresh audit blitz after wave of tech wreck..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NZ
That headline.
Google did the same thing some ten years ago, kinda. “Google takes a slash and the world ends” (2 Feb 2009)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M2
@leoniedoyle @evcricket The train is 10 minutes, full stop, and there are no problems showing.
@leoniedoyle @evcricket No, don’t even bother with anything but the train. Not for a 10am flight.
Last night I had a few things to say about Emma Alberici’s Modest Proposal. Here they are again, both threaded and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kg
Correct. A holiday is a holiday. If your workplace has failed to plan for your absence, then the failure is theirs. twitter.com/shiftkey/statu…

Today’s weather for the Blue Mountains is perfectly average, apparently. pic.twitter.com/nMXvHLNGQK
Good work, Germany. twitter.com/GermanyDiplo/s…

best_in_dumbest Be the “Con”
in “Macroeconomics” pic.twitter.com/Eyop6w41Hf
Wednesday. A narrow tube, rough on the outside, painted a dark colour. It leads to the future. Wednesday.