Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 3rd, 2019

samhaselby Yale can just never win. twitter.com/liz_franczak/s…

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Well, as normal as anything can be in the Blue Mountains. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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@GreenJ I understand that most of these were bought by Chris Kenny.

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “NZ finally updates its cybersecurity strategy, so where’s Australia’s?” zdnet.com/article/nz-fin…

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@wombat1974 Jackie Lambie is no Aaron Spelling, no matter how much of a soap opera she generates.

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Wow. No one needs a $157m house. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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Stevie_Easton Vic govt proposes phone data harvest: “The department is primarily interested in location data collected through mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…22

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@DecayRSO Wow. This should definitely be a thing.

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NewtonMark Here is the relevant part of the CURRENT Anti-Discrimination Act 1991. classic.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/qld/c…
“The Act prohibits..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yU

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PaulBongiorno @GrogsGamut 100:1 I suspect @ScottMorrisonMP is more tricky and “clever” than John Howard.

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@daniels_den And they were all probably Nazis.

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@daniels_den It does, but they’re such dreary people. ;) And they are my family.

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Oh I think @madashelltv is coming up on the ABC so I think I’ll turn on the stream.

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@daniels_den @KeithConlon @MacqDictionary My late mother’s side of the family are all Barossadeutsch wine people.

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@daniels_den This is true, and iirc @KeithConlon and (to a much lesser extent) I were responsible for getting his u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ic

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@JustJimWillDo I just had to use Find My iPhone to figure out where in the taxi I’d dropped my phone.

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mattb0401 Komsomolskaya Pravda military columnist: Crew of damaged submarine (presumed Losharik) was elite, suggesting highly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gv

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@DavidFeng Yeah but I don’t live in “Red Commie Peking”.

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BethanyinCBR This is a perfect example of the hypocrisy and unmitigated privilege of the church. It expects to be able to sack t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J6

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Mate, if you can’t drive a boat through that channel then maybe join the USN Pacific Fleet. twitter.com/COMAUSFLT/stat…

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@missayme He also seems to be great for picking up chicks.

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Being defamed in people’s DMs.

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@jdub I’ve committed sacrilege, haven’t I.

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@sylmobile @techoglot @voltagex It does. Which is why I need to do a proper comparison. Ideally blind.

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JohnBirmingham He is, as always, correct. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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bhakthi All the hand emojis are probbo: 👌🏽 - coopted by nazis
👍🏾 - coopted by trump
🙏🏾 - coopted by instagram wellness models probably

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@JohnBirmingham Did I bring my earbuds for the iPhone with no headphone jack?

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@JohnBirmingham Mate, I’m listening to your goddam book already! And it’s, you know, good.

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@redstarcycles @SnarkyPlatypus Sure, there’s clearly a personal thing going on here, and I don’t know what it is, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1T

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Goddammit there’s no chirizo and potato soup left I’ll have to burn this pub to the ground.

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@jdub Don’t worry, he’s probably a dud root anyway.

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@DDsD I’ll let you, and everyone, know if I find a place with both available.

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What I like about this is that is shows that the starship with crew in stasis won’t be pristine white. The stasis c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hW

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SnarkyPlatypus Alberici’s problem is not the original take. It’s the fact she doubled down even after achieving one of the most sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8H

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@DDsD I’ll need to try them side by side.

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mmcgowan great to see that like two years later newcastle is still losing its mind about a plan to build a new skatepark in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0S

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IndigenousX @sophbenj @1KarenWyld This is pretty stock standard for Indigenous people who speak up, regardless of our formal qu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VN

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jpwarren Okay, but only if social media use also has a maximum age. 35 seems about right. twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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IndigenousX @1KarenWyld Me: points out that this idea is dangerous for Indigenous students and families due to (insert factual..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o2

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@jplonie Nah, I can go way downhill from here.

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I’m told he’s the only dog allowed in the pub, apart from working dogs obviously, and yeah he’s happy to sit in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f9

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@franksting Parents of state school students don’t use the phrase “school ethos”, but no, I don’t know of anyone fact-checking that.

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TheRealEGS I think about this answer every single day pic.twitter.com/rfEuPWti2a

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SuperCroup When the set menu price suggests this place could be either Chinese or Nazis… Because we’ve got both in Ashfield. pic.twitter.com/LNxC3cE05K

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There’s going to be a lot of old blokes coming out of retirement to make shitloads of dollars as trainers. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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kcarruthers The US is very close to improving power grid security by mandating the use of “retro” (analog, manual) technologies..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dw

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hoaxeye That’s actually nonsense just like many other videos by Blossom. Remember the plastic rice claim? Same company. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hU

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@jplonie @glengyron @evcricket Most of them, broadly speaking. And they sent out a helicopter and ground team to recover the rest.

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@glengyron You are going to a dark place. Let it go. They are all cunts.

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@glengyron @evcricket It’s quite scary how many backpackers turn up at Wentworth Falls at 4pm in winter in shorts a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h4

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@evcricket @glengyron But yeah fuck the amateur abseilers. Let them drop.

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@evcricket @glengyron Sure, but anyone can sprain an ankle or break a leg.

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KetanJ0 Australia’s current leadership have made peace with rising emissions because their lifespans won’t overlap with the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rL

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@evcricket @glengyron They don’t get that there’s no phone reception,and the cops will loan you an EPIRB because it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FZ

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@evcricket @glengyron Yeah the cliff faces here are pretty serious. As is the annual death toll. That and people wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JT

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@glengyron In my teens I was hiking Kangaroo Island. Didn’t see that the brush I was hacking through gave way to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…td

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@glengyron It’s like up here in the Mountains. People literally just fall of cliffs. In one case, the details weren..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a3

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glengyron They’re both single, how is this news? twitter.com/australian/sta…

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glengyron Sorry, I’m too busy to lead the Greens at the moment. Maybe next time?

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firstdogonmoon can we take the silence of the greens in the face of the claims of onness to mean it is in fact on? i say yes

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@voltagex It would seem so. I’ll have to try them side by side some time soon.

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@dobes @Taco_Lad Some people’s image archives are a crime scene.

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MatthewBevan Extremely Newcastle City Council areas here twitter.com/mmcgowan/statu…

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stevenperkins The bar is currently so low it’s causing severe delays on the Northern Line pic.twitter.com/uaYmipaS1U

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@eddit0r I’m not a big fan of cans, but I suspect I’m old fashioned.

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@dobes @munin @ashabeeeee 1. That is good.
2. You’re all sick.

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This has such a beautiful ring to it. Vlad-Daddy. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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Picketer Chris says the quiet part loud: the Right really does long for a ruthless authoritarian Daddy figure. pic.twitter.com/odf2h5AINf

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fanfiction_txt So et decide to go and take a dump. He slumped down on th e toilet and released a long, musty, absolutely filthy ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h9

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TerriGivens This is my new favorite…
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@kovarchi Yet another reason to not have a car.

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@matt_levinson @mackaysuzie First daytime run without people walking alongside, I think.

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matt_levinson First tram in decades to pull up alongside Sydney town hall pic.twitter.com/KDzmRGRRs1

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fanfiction_txt I still couldn’t believe it, I had sex with the real Kizuna AI, and she paid me for my “services” like I was her pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z9

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@JohnBirmingham In chapter two the “fuck” quota soars.

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@Rashas_Mo @JohnBirmingham Y’see back then I’d gotten the impression that @JohnBirmingham was a cunt. Quite possibl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ek

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@Rashas_Mo @JohnBirmingham I understand that’s a reference to an earlier title that I haven’t read.

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@JohnBirmingham OK, JB, I’m hooked. Opening with a character needing to take a piss is very you. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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So guess who has two thumbs and came to Leura without any shopping bags.

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@dobes @pleasedontatme @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Well that would be Singapore. So, you know, same procedure.

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Captain_Cunto Even by Russian standards, that’s just fucking nuts. pic.twitter.com/UjlXOvv4dr

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@dobes @pleasedontatme @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus Every now and then I imagine sorting out the Inner West planning is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pl

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JustJimWillDo I can just imagine the ghost of RJL Hawke getting right up in Roberts’ face and yelling at him to “Shut the fuck up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cp

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ATTENTION ALE DRINKERS. Firstly impression: A well-balanced XPA that’ll definitely better ordered again some time. pic.twitter.com/6rlOsEIqoJ

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@LLah_Nomis @IndigenousX I’m guessing there’s some personal aspect to her concern that’s making get touchy.

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Truma_n mom said i couldnt get a raccoon so i colored the dog pic.twitter.com/gWQ06OGOYK

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@purserj @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus “From certain points”, though. @johnb78 should also be in this thread.

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This is the @JohnBirmingham audiobook to which I refer. It’s out tomorrow. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Wed plan, remainder: Make my way to Leura; get listening to @JohnBirmingham’s new audiobook; shopping; quiet evening with salad and bread.

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@Stuartcorner Oops I forgot to hook this into the thread with @dobes @R_Chirgwin @eddit0r @paulwallbank. Thanks, @Stuartcorner.

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@eddit0r @dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank This is the impression I had. Thanks. I had forgotten about all those old..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fi

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@dobes @eddit0r @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank Ah< i forgot about telstra dot com do au.

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@jonkudelka I think they just incubate a new pod. The new leader emerges and kills whoever it’s a clone of.

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@eddit0r @dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank So ignoring my Digital Multiplex System furphy, it’s basically a 4800 ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ME

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@eddit0r @dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank DMS is still listed in a T&Cs document dated 18 Jan 2018, but no other Go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J3

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank I do remember those ads for Lap Top Specialists though.

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin @paulwallbank I hadn’t heard of it, but it appears to be Digital Multiplex System? A digital loc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7n

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@rohan_p They’re just fish fingers made of beef. Cows of the sea, fish of the fields, etc. Attn: @beefanddairy @SnarkyPlatypus.

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@moylecroft @zdnetaustralia On-brand for a number of people, in fact.

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dobes If only there was someone that had experienced both Hauwei and NBN hive minds. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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Wow, it’s . That didn’t take long. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “NZ finally updates its cybersecurity strategy, so where’s Australia’s?” zdnet.com/article/nz-fin…

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@llc1138 It’s true. I’ve been left hanging.

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@ericscheid @DDsD It’s to check the speed of healing, and even whether the problem area is expanding.

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Of course the key decision was whether to even use string or knot.

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CrimeADay 18 USC §2386(A)(4) & (B)(1) makes it a federal crime for an organization that both puts on a military parade and wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pO

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Fixing things with string, and having a really enjoyable twine.

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@rohan_p @dobes Doubles as a douche for efficient internal cleansing.

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@JM77 @zdnetaustralia I suppose cybersarcasm is what it is.

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@dobes @rohan_p For some reason I think @SnarkyPlatypus needs to see this thread.

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@jonkudelka Congrats. A clear sign that you need to price ‘em up a bit.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cybers and sarcasm.

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@dobes @rohan_p Well that looks… comfortable? All it needs is stirrups.

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@fictillius @johnb78 @sydsiderAB @altimetr @Mattonews @smh If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well.

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GrogsGamut To be honest, I’m fine with that. Not a great decade twitter.com/buzzfeed/statu…

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OK, I’m doing some analysis and writing now, so you lot can just calm the fuck down.

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GreenJ Longer @australian:
Yes, we’ve been bullshitting you for years now. The economy is edging into a tailspin and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g8

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MichaelWestBiz “False narratives were used in the past to justify military action in Vietnam and the invasion of Iraq”. Ex DoD chi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZF

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KetanJ0 GOOD THING AUSTRALIA DIDN’T JUST ELECT A GOVERNMENT THAT WANTS TO BUILD TAXPAYER FUNDED COAL FIRED POWER STATIONS twitter.com/ConversationUK…

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marnicordell I’ll be joining The Guardian in Sept. In the meantime, I’ll be searching for my replacement at @BuzzFeedOz . Lookin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ub

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Unless Cloudflare was forced to say that by their Deep State overlords.

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Settle, please. :) Cloudflare has already said it was a “bad software” update that had been “rolled back”…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l4

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@jxeeno You’re hallucinating, Ken, Stay off the acid this early in the day.

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@spreaker Hi, how do I go from a ANCHORMAN to BROADCASTER after a planned-to-be temporary stint at the higher of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tH

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@expectproblems Well, take IVY BELLS and add 40 years or so.

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@expectproblems You’re welcome. Anyway, they were probably just fishing for abalone or something.

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@expectproblems And a very high degree of automation, though of course that’s not new in deepy spooky sub subs.

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A series of spherical pressure hulls means very deep-diving. The skids and grabby hook means it sits on the bottom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XP

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SamBendett This is the image of the vessel pic.twitter.com/3cROZ8qrgV

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SamBendett Fire at a Russian deep-diving vessels kills 14 sailors… rbc.ru/society/02/07/…

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@iiTalW @dobes “Tequila? You’re soaking in it!”

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liamvhogan I’m absolutely not going to link to it because it’s offensively stupid, objectively pro-dictatorship, arguably pro-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ch

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rohan_p I don’t need this level of body horror on a Wednesday morning tbh pic.twitter.com/ZYzdXI10k0

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Latest turtle news for @dobes and @iiTalW: Do not send your old bras to the turtles. twitter.com/turtle_rescue/…

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@juhasaarinen Could you stop helping please thank you.

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semanticwill Let’s just pause and reflect upon this notion for a moment: “Met an “coach” who runs an agile center of exce..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xi

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liamvhogan The next time Uhlmann calls for freedom of speech or toleration of views remember this call for emulation of Putin,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bJ

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bondnickbond Happy anniversary to The Best Tweet pic.twitter.com/9yK23PMuaR

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Wow this is true Instagram-grade influencering. God bless America and our sponsors. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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No of course I’m not sorry.

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Someone’s had The Oooooooolmun on their drip feed for a while now, but this time they’ve let him put his mouth arou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EV

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The Oooooooolmun’s been at the red cordial again. twitter.com/mattjhatton/st…

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MattCowgill this is a funny tweet twitter.com/tomwestland/st…

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@rohan_p @swearyanthony @dobes I too would do a pig-face story. Reminds me of my 2013 yarn, “Pay heed to the intern..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gs

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Wed plan, draft: Noodles; write for @zdnetaustralia; get listening to @JohnBirmingham’s new audiobook, which I have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oI

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sylmobile The decision by @AlboMP to wave through the Coalition Tax Package will make me:

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@munin @SnarkyPlatypus I’ll avoid being drawn into your warped mind, but I will say that now that I think about it,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cu

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@NuclearAnthro Recommended dosage: One shot of bourbon or tequila per page.

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@munin @SnarkyPlatypus It’s been a while since I sniffed a koala.

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@infinite8horizo The headline is almost certainly @crikey_news’ doing, since they almost always write them. My arch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ve

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @justinrhendry @ANAO_Australia Well there’s some work saved at least. Though yes, a bigger st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eo

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@munin @SnarkyPlatypus I wouldn’t go near the little fuckers. Koalas are moody and have very sharp tree-climbing claws.

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @justinrhendry @ANAO_Australia I get the feeling the Auditor-General is getting crankier about such things.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Instead of koalas, Planned Parenthood says we should be more cautious about catching chlamydia from another human.”

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I love you, @TeenVogue. “Harry Styles Ends Koala Chlamydia Rumors” teenvogue.com/story/harry-st… Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus, f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pF

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Now here’s some great news for @jpwarren and @NewtonMark. “Agencies face fresh audit blitz after wave of tech wreck..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NZ

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Google did the same thing some ten years ago, kinda. “Google takes a slash and the world ends” (2 Feb 2009)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M2

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@leoniedoyle @evcricket The train is 10 minutes, full stop, and there are no problems showing.

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@leoniedoyle @evcricket No, don’t even bother with anything but the train. Not for a 10am flight.

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Last night I had a few things to say about Emma Alberici’s Modest Proposal. Here they are again, both threaded and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kg

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Correct. A holiday is a holiday. If your workplace has failed to plan for your absence, then the failure is theirs. twitter.com/shiftkey/statu…

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Today’s weather for the Blue Mountains is perfectly average, apparently. pic.twitter.com/nMXvHLNGQK

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best_in_dumbest Be the “Con”
in “Macroeconomics” pic.twitter.com/Eyop6w41Hf

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Wednesday. A narrow tube, rough on the outside, painted a dark colour. It leads to the future. Wednesday.

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