Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 4th, 2019

glengyron I opened this and every page just says “get out” written in blood? pic.twitter.com/g88Iea8I0W

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joshgnosis There’s basically three types of threaded replies to viral tweets:

* This blew up
* Link to soundcloud/selling som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z3

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JustJimWillDo We have been sold out.

That whirring sound you hear, @AustralianLabor is Bob Hawke turning in his grave. twitter.com/larissawaters/…

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Ah, @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard, I don’t know what’s funnier, the apparent blatant document fraud, or the true bel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gi

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A: They’re all made of béchamel sauce. twitter.com/applied_au/sta…

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@aggerchez This is terrible, truly terrible.

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@JohnBirmingham Mr @JohnBirmingham’s description of “an arse so big and buttcrack hairy that it needed its own crew..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ET

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@jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland No no, I wanted to watch it all crash and burn.

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@CptHollingworth What you’re referring to, however, is probably not going to become an Olympic sport.

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VitorForte When you’re done with men pic.twitter.com/DYem9s6vET

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@RealNickHodge Use a permanent marker so it doesn’t wash off under the shower.

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awesomonster you know what, sure, peggle make phone calls who gives a shit anymore pic.twitter.com/CoeF0X6qke

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@RealNickHodge No, “weapons delivery” isn’t like pizza delivery.

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@JustJimWillDo I have yet to encounter a beautiful armed reconnaissance helicopter.

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@dobes I couldn’t possibly comment. But I do like how it looks half like a Gerry Anderson submarine too.

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Hope_Corrigan This is also the only use for my ample bosom twitter.com/ykarps/status/…

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If I had one of these I would definitely not misuse it. twitter.com/Stratfor/statu…

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Drew_Bowie The people trying to explain why The Little Mermaid can’t be played by a non white person because “physics” is the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…en

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Having a sook.

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@glengyron Obviously I have an Opinion about this.

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guardian ‘We’re anti-influencer’: Ice cream truck makes Instagram ‘stars’ pay double theguardian.com/us-news/2019/j…

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adam_turner Broadband modems struggle to cope with NBN’s reliance on copper: ACMA

Modems supplied by Aussie ISPs are incapable..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4X

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adamliaw Wow! At my school they just made you sit in an empty classroom… pic.twitter.com/iJLJaduc6M

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@JohnBirmingham Whether you… whether you “went with the goat” is also still to be revealed.

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@JohnBirmingham The Chinese goat. The dead Chinese goat. Its significance has yet to be revealed, at least beyond t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9K

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@JohnBirmingham THERE IS A GOAT! WELL, A DEAD GOAT.

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@JohnBirmingham One of may favourite lines so far:

<X> woke to find he was famous. Well, internet famous. OK, fuck you, subreddit famous.

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I’m up to chapter seven and I’m enjoying it very much so far, @JohnBirmingham. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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@developerjack @mr_cognitive Anyway, we didn’t have homosexuals at our school.

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@developerjack @mr_cognitive I happened to be at a church-based school, so I have no issue with the chaplain. But h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gp

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@developerjack Oh yes, religion as a field of study is fine. In fact, as you say, essential. That’s not what I mean..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R3

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@ParentingExper1 Yes, I know there is a thing such as bullying, but your product is a disgusting invasion of childr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gu

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@GreenJ Copy and paste the headline from the minister’s press release?

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But a state school shouldn’t have any religion-based contexts. People of faith should do that within their communit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ti

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I’m perfectly fine with religious schools, of course. People can choose and therefore pay for education in a faith-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yy

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Why do non-religious schools, i.e. schools not owned by a church, have chaplains?

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Why are people saying “cyberchaplains” at me?

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Azure Kingfisher. A beautiful bird. I’ve seen one at @bunjaree. Very briefly. twitter.com/ewster/status/…

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stilgherrian POLL: What is your preferred poo shape? Please retweet.

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@CptHollingworth @dobes @NickEvershed So many of my Google Images searches produce problematic results. It’s strange.

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I think @SnarkyPlatypus will agree, this table seems designed specifically for a market where lines of coke would b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wi

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Apropos of nothing in particular. pic.twitter.com/bi1z6222eB

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@NuclearAnthro I’m starting to think you’ve fallen in love with that bomb.

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UNSW We’re turning 70! 🎂

To reminisce, we take a look back at the first University building to be constructed on campus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cJ

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This series of questions from people looking for relationship advice is quite remarkable. Maybe @NicholasFryer and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tG

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Today I feel exactly like this dog. twitter.com/AyaReina/statu…

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jeremysear The public broadcaster failing to notice that lots of Australians will be losing. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@iiTalW @dobes Are we sure that dobesclone can’t fart out keynote presenters?

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@dawnstarau @jpwarren @GordyPls Yeah that’s pretty much where I am too.

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“Samsung lands in hot water and Federal Court for alleged misleading ads” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/samsun…

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@dobes @iiTalW It is an excellent closer, yes. And that is definitely dobesclone in the pool. He seems to be Samsun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…By

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@jpwarren @dawnstarau @GordyPls I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, scammers can be very effective at the socia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ok

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@arizclint I didn’t find them too salty. Salty, yes. Too salty, no. They’re clearly more a BBQ sausage not a breakfast sausage though.

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Neighorn On a related note, FireEye is seeking an APAC communications lead. Great opportunity to work with some of the best..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3k

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GrogsGamut To be honest, I’m fine with that. Not a great decade twitter.com/buzzfeed/statu…

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leighformayor Chad is short for Chaddeus.

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drvox We’re all dealing with the Trump years in our own way. twitter.com/NBCNews/status…

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@GordyPls Scam scam scam sausage egg and scam.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “NZ finally updates its cybersecurity strategy, so where’s Australia’s?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1j

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BigIndianGyasi I don’t know who needs to read this but stop scouring Twitter for things to be angry about.

If you look for stupid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5E

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latrobeasia@ScottMorrisonMP has both the opportunity and obligation to show his true colours on China, probably the most imp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nS

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Probably only against black people, so that’s all good. twitter.com/ASPI_ICPC/stat…

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My heart goes out to @ashabeeeee, who had to write this. Thoughts and prayers. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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@Epigrammist Do I look like someone who cares?

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matttburke “I’m now selling my BATH WATER for all you THIRSTY gamer boys 💦” twitter.com/AnthDeCeglie/s…

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These are extremely good sausages. I am now in a Sausage Bliss. I may be some time. pic.twitter.com/1mNG9IbyYL

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@garystark I see what you did there.Nevertheless, I am going to eat all of it.

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The “Google education suite” sounds like Room 101, but wherever you are. twitter.com/cwarzel/status…

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems I shall remember this. It is very educational. Thank you.

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These sausages are called The Godfather. I shall report back in due course. pic.twitter.com/jZMsusfIWW

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POLL: What is your preferred poo shape? Please retweet.

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems WHY DIDN’T TOLKIEN EXPLAIN WHERE THE ELVES STACK THEIR CUBICAL POO IT WOULD HAVE M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1G

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Or maybe elves are like wombats and shit cubical poo, in which case they could jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pp

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems If they didn’t have bleach, which I’m sure they didn’t, all the elven ceremonies w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o2

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems If the toilet seats were too small for humans and, presumably, elves, then a lot o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ny

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I’m starting to suspect that Tolkien just made stuff up sometimes.

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@expectproblems @CptHollingworth Do they have dentists or flush toilets in Middle Earth? No one seems to brush thei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mQ

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus It certainly puts kale, quinoa, and artisanal goat’s cheese salad into perspective.

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Yes. We have no bananas? (Well… I have no bananas today.) twitter.com/crikey_news/st…

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mattcdef2000 “Sitting on a blanket of American cheese … meet Frankie Doodle Dandy” twitter.com/70s_party/stat…

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@dobes Having ridden in a tank (Leopard) and also an APC (M113) I can confirm that they are noisy, smelly, and gene..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9h

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dobes It is doubleplus good to drive tank twitter.com/Matt_D_Cohen/s…

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@rohan_p @jpwarren @jeamland @garthk @dobes This must be what using the DHS child support system feels like.

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@oberonsghost @dobes I’ll need to remind myself about the sibyls, so I’ll check that later today.

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@dobes @jpwarren @jeamland @garthk It’s gloriously frustrating and is definitely not making me angry. Nothing makes me angry.

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THIS IS EXCELLENT: “Hi and welcome to User Inyerface, a challenging exploration of user interactions and design pat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gB

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@dobes @oberonsghost What about a Senator-for-Life Roberts?

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“Bitcoin investment scam steals tens of thousands from couple as cryptocurrency losses skyrocket”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e1

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So UK’s facial recognition is about as accurate as a drug-detecting dog, and doesn’t let you pat it. twitter.com/Independent/st…

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@paulkidd @CARROT_app It’s always the time where you are with @CARROT_app.

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Thu plan, draft: Eggs; spend the rainy day ambling through the inbox and the administrivia and planning and the sch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4M

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@twiddlekins Too warm, usually, and very sneezy.

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It’s a grey, soggy day, and I’m struggling into wakefulness after some annoying nightmares, so I shall cherish this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jc

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Thursday. Imagine being swallowed by a haystack, but no one is watching. Thursday.

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