glengyron I opened this and every page just says “get out” written in blood? pic.twitter.com/g88Iea8I0W
joshgnosis There’s basically three types of threaded replies to viral tweets:
* This blew up
* Link to soundcloud/selling som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z3
JustJimWillDo We have been sold out.
That whirring sound you hear, @AustralianLabor is Bob Hawke turning in his grave. twitter.com/larissawaters/…
Ah, @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard, I don’t know what’s funnier, the apparent blatant document fraud, or the true bel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gi
A: They’re all made of béchamel sauce. twitter.com/applied_au/sta…
@aggerchez This is terrible, truly terrible.
@JohnBirmingham Mr @JohnBirmingham’s description of “an arse so big and buttcrack hairy that it needed its own crew..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ET
Bitterly disappointed, @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @jpwarren. twitter.com/mikebailey97/s…
@CptHollingworth What you’re referring to, however, is probably not going to become an Olympic sport.
I would support this. twitter.com/HappySinger/st…
@Erika_Borkoles And who could blame it?
Right then. twitter.com/madhukishwar/s…
VitorForte When you’re done with men pic.twitter.com/DYem9s6vET
@JustJimWillDo Beauty, eye, beholder, etc.
@RealNickHodge Use a permanent marker so it doesn’t wash off under the shower.
awesomonster you know what, sure, peggle make phone calls who gives a shit anymore pic.twitter.com/CoeF0X6qke
@RealNickHodge No, “weapons delivery” isn’t like pizza delivery.
@JustJimWillDo I have yet to encounter a beautiful armed reconnaissance helicopter.
@dobes I couldn’t possibly comment. But I do like how it looks half like a Gerry Anderson submarine too.
Hope_Corrigan This is also the only use for my ample bosom twitter.com/ykarps/status/…
If I had one of these I would definitely not misuse it. twitter.com/Stratfor/statu…
Drew_Bowie The people trying to explain why The Little Mermaid can’t be played by a non white person because “physics” is the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…en
@Caroleina2 Tout le monde.
Having a sook.
@glengyron Obviously I have an Opinion about this.
guardian ‘We’re anti-influencer’: Ice cream truck makes Instagram ‘stars’ pay double theguardian.com/us-news/2019/j…
adam_turner Broadband modems struggle to cope with NBN’s reliance on copper: ACMA
Modems supplied by Aussie ISPs are incapable..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4X
@dobes I thought we discussed this yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
adamliaw Wow! At my school they just made you sit in an empty classroom… pic.twitter.com/iJLJaduc6M
This is a common complaint. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…
@JohnBirmingham Whether you… whether you “went with the goat” is also still to be revealed.
@JohnBirmingham The Chinese goat. The dead Chinese goat. Its significance has yet to be revealed, at least beyond t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9K
@JohnBirmingham THERE IS A GOAT! WELL, A DEAD GOAT.
@JohnBirmingham The Steaming Author is correct. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…
@JohnBirmingham One of may favourite lines so far:
<X> woke to find he was famous. Well, internet famous. OK, fuck you, subreddit famous.
I’m up to chapter seven and I’m enjoying it very much so far, @JohnBirmingham. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…
@developerjack @mr_cognitive Anyway, we didn’t have homosexuals at our school.
@developerjack @mr_cognitive I happened to be at a church-based school, so I have no issue with the chaplain. But h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gp
@developerjack Oh yes, religion as a field of study is fine. In fact, as you say, essential. That’s not what I mean..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R3
@ParentingExper1 Yes, I know there is a thing such as bullying, but your product is a disgusting invasion of childr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gu
@GreenJ Copy and paste the headline from the minister’s press release?
But a state school shouldn’t have any religion-based contexts. People of faith should do that within their communit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ti
I’m perfectly fine with religious schools, of course. People can choose and therefore pay for education in a faith-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yy
Why do non-religious schools, i.e. schools not owned by a church, have chaplains?
“School chaplains undertaking cyberbullying training” minister.communications.gov.au/minister/paul-…
Why are people saying “cyberchaplains” at me?
Azure Kingfisher. A beautiful bird. I’ve seen one at @bunjaree. Very briefly. twitter.com/ewster/status/…
stilgherrian POLL: What is your preferred poo shape? Please retweet.
@CptHollingworth @dobes @NickEvershed So many of my Google Images searches produce problematic results. It’s strange.
@mr_cognitive Exactly.
I think @SnarkyPlatypus will agree, this table seems designed specifically for a market where lines of coke would b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wi
@mr_cognitive Correct. pic.twitter.com/qWdAv20guA
Apropos of nothing in particular. pic.twitter.com/bi1z6222eB
@dobes @NickEvershed Same.
@purserj @RealNickHodge Sure. Why not.
@NuclearAnthro I’m starting to think you’ve fallen in love with that bomb.
UNSW We’re turning 70! 🎂
To reminisce, we take a look back at the first University building to be constructed on campus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cJ
@RealNickHodge One Nation’s deputy leader.
This series of questions from people looking for relationship advice is quite remarkable. Maybe @NicholasFryer and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tG
Today I feel exactly like this dog. twitter.com/AyaReina/statu…
jeremysear The public broadcaster failing to notice that lots of Australians will be losing. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
@dawnstarau @jpwarren @GordyPls Yeah that’s pretty much where I am too.
@dobes @iiTalW Wait, has @iiTalW been at this image? pic.twitter.com/DV6M6JiGyF
“Samsung lands in hot water and Federal Court for alleged misleading ads” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/samsun…
@dobes @iiTalW It is an excellent closer, yes. And that is definitely dobesclone in the pool. He seems to be Samsun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…By
@jpwarren @dawnstarau @GordyPls I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, scammers can be very effective at the socia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ok
@arizclint I didn’t find them too salty. Salty, yes. Too salty, no. They’re clearly more a BBQ sausage not a breakfast sausage though.
Neighorn On a related note, FireEye is seeking an APAC communications lead. Great opportunity to work with some of the best..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3k
GrogsGamut To be honest, I’m fine with that. Not a great decade twitter.com/buzzfeed/statu…
leighformayor Chad is short for Chaddeus.
drvox We’re all dealing with the Trump years in our own way. twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
@GordyPls Scam scam scam sausage egg and scam.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “NZ finally updates its cybersecurity strategy, so where’s Australia’s?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1j
BigIndianGyasi I don’t know who needs to read this but stop scouring Twitter for things to be angry about.
If you look for stupid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5E
latrobeasia “@ScottMorrisonMP has both the opportunity and obligation to show his true colours on China, probably the most imp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nS
Well @SnarkyPlatypus will be pleased. twitter.com/tvtonightau/st…
Probably only against black people, so that’s all good. twitter.com/ASPI_ICPC/stat…
Interesting results so far. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
My heart goes out to @ashabeeeee, who had to write this. Thoughts and prayers. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…
@glendturner This sounds… messy.
@Epigrammist Do I look like someone who cares?
matttburke “I’m now selling my BATH WATER for all you THIRSTY gamer boys 💦” twitter.com/AnthDeCeglie/s…
These are extremely good sausages. I am now in a Sausage Bliss. I may be some time. pic.twitter.com/1mNG9IbyYL
@garystark I see what you did there.Nevertheless, I am going to eat all of it.
The “Google education suite” sounds like Room 101, but wherever you are. twitter.com/cwarzel/status…
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems I shall remember this. It is very educational. Thank you.
Everything is going to plan. pic.twitter.com/nvbkxI0MOv
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth Elves: Their True Form. pic.twitter.com/aiLkHvGRjx
These sausages are called The Godfather. I shall report back in due course. pic.twitter.com/jZMsusfIWW
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems I always ends like this, doesn’t it. twitter.com/expectproblems…
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Curious minds… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
POLL: What is your preferred poo shape? Please retweet.
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems I bet Gandalf had skidmarks too.
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems WHY DIDN’T TOLKIEN EXPLAIN WHERE THE ELVES STACK THEIR CUBICAL POO IT WOULD HAVE M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1G
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Or maybe elves are like wombats and shit cubical poo, in which case they could jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pp
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems If they didn’t have bleach, which I’m sure they didn’t, all the elven ceremonies w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o2
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems If the toilet seats were too small for humans and, presumably, elves, then a lot o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ny
I’m starting to suspect that Tolkien just made stuff up sometimes.
@rohan_p See? Wonders aplenty!
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth Do they have dentists or flush toilets in Middle Earth? No one seems to brush thei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mQ
@rohan_p That should be fun.
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus It certainly puts kale, quinoa, and artisanal goat’s cheese salad into perspective.
Yes. We have no bananas? (Well… I have no bananas today.) twitter.com/crikey_news/st…
mattcdef2000 “Sitting on a blanket of American cheese … meet Frankie Doodle Dandy” #4thofjuly2019 #4thofJuly #4th #4thJuly twitter.com/70s_party/stat…
@dobes Having ridden in a tank (Leopard) and also an APC (M113) I can confirm that they are noisy, smelly, and gene..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9h
dobes It is doubleplus good to drive tank twitter.com/Matt_D_Cohen/s…
@rohan_p @jpwarren @jeamland @garthk @dobes This must be what using the DHS child support system feels like.
@oberonsghost @dobes I’ll need to remind myself about the sibyls, so I’ll check that later today.
@dobes @jpwarren @jeamland @garthk It’s gloriously frustrating and is definitely not making me angry. Nothing makes me angry.
@oberonsghost @dobes You could keep him in a glass jar.
THIS IS EXCELLENT: “Hi and welcome to User Inyerface, a challenging exploration of user interactions and design pat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gB
@dobes @oberonsghost What about a Senator-for-Life Roberts?
@charliedrummond “Woof!”
“Bitcoin investment scam steals tens of thousands from couple as cryptocurrency losses skyrocket”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e1
So UK’s facial recognition is about as accurate as a drug-detecting dog, and doesn’t let you pat it. twitter.com/Independent/st…
@paulkidd @CARROT_app It’s always the time where you are with @CARROT_app.
@twiddlekins Oooh yes.
Thu plan, draft: Eggs; spend the rainy day ambling through the inbox and the administrivia and planning and the sch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4M
@twiddlekins Too warm, usually, and very sneezy.
It’s a grey, soggy day, and I’m struggling into wakefulness after some annoying nightmares, so I shall cherish this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jc
@developerjack Oh dear.
The Blue Lagoon. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…
Thursday. Imagine being swallowed by a haystack, but no one is watching. Thursday.