@kcarruthers Only a fraction of the time.
@techoglot True, but it’s only Tuesday.
@baxters A while back I started a photo series “Bumcracks of the Inner West” and it was quite dreadful.
Last night’s best bumcrack. pic.twitter.com/3cVONDTFBY
@kcarruthers I’ve never understood your reasons for that. They just don’t add up.
@kcarruthers So, you can’t remember your name, who is prime minister, arithmetic, how socks work…
NickyWill100 Cliches R US twitter.com/HarvardBiz/sta…
@NickyWill100 @annie_parker Of course there is…
@Sayraphim Yep, there’s a proper credit in that story. I just happen to know that cockatoo and have photos of him.
@Sayraphim Not my footage. :)
@CosmicRami @drspacejunk @NuclearAnthro Ah, I have that in the queue, because I have The Monthly sitting on my iPad.
GuardianAus Tim Costello: ‘Christians need to calm down’ and ‘suck it up’ over alleged persecution theguardian.com/australia-news…
candeira “What could possibly go wrong?” twitter.com/jakeyapp/statu…
@jeamland It’s like a force of nature.
@oberonsghost I think everyone has colleagues like this.
Some people are just determined to be constant fuckwits. It must be exhausting.
@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard This is horrible. Every part of it is a big piece of horrible.
NewtonMark Everyone go and google “DP” right now. twitter.com/redblacknotes/…
@BundyB No, not that one.
@DavidFeng Haha.
@JustJimWillDo No, that’s fine. I’ll struggle on.
NickyWill100 🐨this is a ridiculously #strayan way to blow your cover 🐨 twitter.com/NatalieJourno/…
Entering The Place Where There Are Antlers.
Every warning sign has a story… pic.twitter.com/MmUj3bgtTs
@joshgnosis Isn’t statistics laundering a wonderful thing.
rohan_p Australian Signals Directorate emerges from the shadows to commission history of itself abc.net.au/news/2019-07-0…
Getting better by the minute. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
Support. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
adambeam My 4-year-old son: “Do boys play soccer?”
I can’t help but think the “press gallery” should be the balcony in a hipster cafe where they squeeze fruit into juice.
dobes Dear everyone else,
BURN!
Signed,
The Press Gallery
#buythepaper pic.twitter.com/ZQxE0w3bpl
Tue plan, such that it is: Continue accompanying the medical subject through The Process, which from now on is “jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tV
joshgnosis Are the straights okay twitter.com/7newsbrisbane/…
Thug Life. pic.twitter.com/4CKOyiUrhN
@PollHereford @skwashd Correct. It was a quiet night though. The main cluster of people in the waiting room was a f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w4
paddypisa How the locals in Shanghai are learning how to recycle
1. What pigs can eat
2. Even pigs don’t want to eat
3. If..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zr
@PollHereford @skwashd One time at RPA A&E on a Saturday night, after I was tubed and wired up the nurse opened the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L0
Hah! A family of magpies has turned up and is attacking the lot of them.
Sitting in the park across from the hospital, watching a bin chicken fighting with about 40 or 50 pigeons over some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xf
@RealNickHodge Hmmm. Dunno that it has the right flavour.
djackmanson “Sorry, bye” is like ten characters twitter.com/WiseAwise6711/…
Given that (some) journalists seem to want special laws to protect them but not the rest of the citizens, maybe we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9i
@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Look it’s nice to have a hobby.
Things are going OK, thanks for asking. I’m just the ballast. I just need some sleep.
Related: Nurses are excellent.
Well I’ve had a lovely time sitting through the night with someone in St Vincent’s A&E. We’re still there. Lovely.
Tuesday. The seagulls are ignoring the signage. Tuesday.