Histreepix Work-shy arborists hurriedly inflate another tree in time for their regional manager’s visit. Crewe, 1978. pic.twitter.com/GdJ25nKYAZ
@JohnBirmingham @JustJimWillDo @jpwarren @jplonie All God’s creations are trilogies.
@jpwarren @jplonie @JohnBirmingham But yeah that dickhead seriously had to go.
@johnb78 Yep, though as @R_Chirgwin and I said yesterday, it’s only the two trees.
@dobes Bitter, bitter tears…
And back again..pic.twitter.com/SOIVRbGqa9a9
@dobes Dead kittens is how the NBN works.
Crossing the Harbour, where it’s very sunny. pic.twitter.com/8ICmQBfXph
Fri plan, remainder: Errand to Chatswood (in progress); return to Ashfield; remainder TBA, but probably a quiet evening.
PPantsdown Hi @SBSNews you forgot to add “Narrator: ” before the sentence “He did not detail any examples of discrimination.” twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
@dobes @R_Chirgwin @arwon Is this a euphemism?
@LLah_Nomis I do feel like this some days.
I have corrected my pants.
@rohan_p @joshgnosis @dobes With Kenny on it’ll be a dog’s breakfast.
H0W DARE YOU DESTROY MY FREEDOMS. twitter.com/CrimeADay/stat…
@dobes @joshgnosis @rohan_p I so fucking am not.
@CptHollingworth @rohan_p @expectproblems Has that left you FUMING?
@rohan_p @expectproblems @CptHollingworth Oh diesel be good jokes from now on.
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth E L I S S A ! G R R R !
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth OK I have been trying to find a response to that but I accept that I am totally outclassed.
@erstkate You start a Facebook group and a Slack channel.
Well that’s settled then. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth The Hunt for White October.
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Narcosubs are really submersibles rather than submarines, though.
expectproblems “You’d look nicer if your makeup was less… extreme.”
“Fuck you lady. I am too angry about the world to be cutesy.pic.twitter.com/CfhGWHVo8181
jason_a_w Each of us needs to ask ourselves, “am I an asshat?”
@kjmci Ah! Yes, that would be it.
Is this 800,000 Times Normal For A Sunken Cold War Nuclear Sub? twitter.com/expectproblems…
@PeteLawler OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK!
Fri plan, draft: Continue this week’s theme of supporting that idiot friend in Sydney with an acute health issue. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BV
brianstelter Actual quote from the president: “To me free speech is not when you see something good and then you purposefully wr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hI
It’s going to be another excessively lovely Sydney winter day today, though maybe a little windy later. pic.twitter.com/dRckR793dC
@trib My autocorrect is truly weird these days.
Friday. There are fewer penguins than you imagine. Friday.