slondonuk Lethal Weapon 5 looks shit…. pic.twitter.com/cC9MeYXet6
macleanbrendan a group of environmental percussionists called The Al Gore Rhythms.
So @gathgwyn is definitely unimpressed but he’s sort of faking it. pic.twitter.com/knI8mTiPNA
@IndelibleFink Exactly. Nothing dangerous. If there was you’d remember it.
There is literally nothing dangerous about tequila and I can attest to this. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…
Well, @dobes @NewtonMark @jpwarren @riskybusiness @jeamland, this is definitely the way to go. twitter.com/_John_83/statu…
_John_83 Ppl want to storm #Area51 but can’t control the neighborhood kids with Roman candles attached to they drones pic.twitter.com/vU0f0HiYLH
@aspientiae Sure, but then we all knew that.
johnhalton “How did your two-party political system go bankrupt?”
“Two ways. Gradually and then suddenly.” twitter.com/PickardJE/stat…
It’d be interesting to know more about Peter Dutton’s understanding of “above the law”. I’m suspecting he thinks it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uM
glengyron I think Daisy is about to pivot to ultra-woke haunted doll, and you’ll all be buying her bathwater before summer.
#blueandyellowtrain again, briefly. pic.twitter.com/JxVDcs3Ix5
Your semi-reminder that dolphins are arseholes. twitter.com/SlenderSherbet…
It’s almost impossible to photograph well from the moving train, but the descent through Glenbrook Gorge is beautif..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ge
#purpletrain, again. An 8-car train this time. How excite. pic.twitter.com/IQMxywtHbx
A mite parky, it is.
Me: “Bloody hell that wind is a bit… [pauses to choose word].”
Taxi driver: “Yes it is a bit.”
Me: “Quite a bit.”
Correct. pic.twitter.com/Qsn1iarjM9
deltrimental lol Checked the Cradle Mountain webcam to see if it was snowing up there. Sooo… I’m guessing that’s a yes? pic.twitter.com/2i8p1cHTiw
@DavidFeng Do please keep taking the tablets.
@NicholasFryer @erstkate Yes, that would be for the best.
best_in_dumbest You can be the “Lie”
in “Holier” pic.twitter.com/AyKv3UbKQQ
JohnBirmingham LISTEN. OBEY. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL… PURCHASE. twitter.com/MarkGreenmantl…
erkpod Of course they did…
Who knew that big tunnels would be big tunnels? twitter.com/abcnews/status…
whereisdaz Do you know who drove me to be a scientist? David Attenborough.
You know what drove me to engage with politics? Fig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…go
kels_316 this Oregon Trail reboot sucks arse twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…
@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren Maybe it’s more like a Trojan Horse.
Spotted yesterday at Chatswood, the System Recovery Options. pic.twitter.com/bG6vI7vvZj
tweetsbyrocket octupus: [gun in each hand]
cat: you’re one short buddy
@techoglot I’m generally OK with the smaller cans.
This is an excellent cause. Please consider. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…
@Davelennonabc Oh is that where it comes from? I knew it was a line I’d heard or read.
Workers ahead: the #purpletrain just hit a couple of detonators (American: torpedos). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detonator…
Today’s #purpletrain artistic encounter. pic.twitter.com/cJ0MuVd7v4
@RedBaff That must be unbearable.
carolduncan Wanna buy a radio station … 🤣 pic.twitter.com/gU2v4vIzAj
@SnarkyPlatypus What do you mean “again”? It was never “functional”.
What is it with people who talk constantly? Are they somehow wrong in the head? Are they afraid that if they can’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gl
@staticsan There’s also this. pic.twitter.com/n7YeAA8nqO
#purpletrain, with many people who don’t understand “quiet carriage”. I am now in a mood. pic.twitter.com/f03AgiyVS3
@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @sylmobile @SuperCroup As you probably know, the Gruen Transfer, after which the TV prog..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VZ
Commencing implementation of the plan.
@erstkate Yes, I think I’ll have to work this into the one I’m recording with @NicholasFryer this coming Thursday.
McClure_SF Fuck this victim-blaming horseshit. Pedestrians should be able to unicycle backwards through a crosswalk wearing a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y9
@erstkate No, the sex walrus was helping me investigate activities at the sex-with-alien-species venue. It’s… it’s complicated.
@erstkate “Character,” you say…
@erstkate I might save it for the podcast.
@benpobjie The sex walrus is always watching.
@WineoftheBean This will definitely* be excellent.
AmyThunig Kids are playing massive game of hide n seek, while I’m laying drinking coffee, reading etc in bed. Miss 11 just ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eN
It is a walrus that, at least for the purposes of the scenario in question, is involved with, used for, or pertaini..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t8
It’s not quite as pleasant up at Wentworth Falls today. pic.twitter.com/Q12IZrlaKn
Sat plan: Train to Wentworth Falls to collect various bits and pieces; return to Ashfield; reading and shitposting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vr
I’m getting the feeling it’s a no.
@Anthony_Caruana I wish.
Shall I tell you about my dream involving a sex walrus?
“Malcolm Roberts forced to pay $6,000 to blogger over dual citizenship breach” theguardian.com/australia-news…
Saturday. How is the water for you? How about now? Saturday.