Going away now. Monday is next.
@earleyedition I felt the same, more or less. I started to edit out a bit to use in my podcast but then yeah what w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bv

benatipsosmori Marvellous pic.twitter.com/UnAHapmu4w
stilgherrian IMPORTANT POLL: Is Prof Brian Cox thoroughly rootable? Please RT.
johnb78 This is straight-up an adventure out of a 1970s kids TV movie twitter.com/QldPolice/stat…
Oh dear God.
@expectproblems This is terribly disappointing.
k_morrissey Reminder that Mike Pence fucked a horse
Taco_Lad Coalition NBN twitter.com/callanbentley/…
@seveniste Not a bad idea, because that would reveal some interesting stuff. “Sure, he’s a prick, but I’d still do him.”
@seveniste Yeah that was new to me too and now I’m annoyed I started all this.

Hmmm. This is not going how I expected. pic.twitter.com/IHJ6BFyaTS
@kels_316 @swearyanthony Ah well, here we are, in 2019.
@swearyanthony Right, thanks. All this stuff is new to me. Kinda annoying.
@kcarruthers @_midofo_ Well, no, I think? I’m in two minds about this.

Crockett119 A cheeky interaction between 2 of the most epic Aussie birds, the
Cockatoo and the Kookaburra. 🌏🇦🇺 pic.twitter.com/Ej8uYBlAp1
@_midofo_ I was not aware of this.
@dobes @purserj @oliyoung Well that’s not my fault, though I accept I agreed with the decision. But if I can be rep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p1
Ah. This is an angle that a few people have just told me about and I’m… concerned. twitter.com/latentexistenc…
@JayAlessandra @twiddlekins @johnb78 Ditto. It’s weird and annoying.
@PeteLawler Have you forgotten how Australian works?
@staticsan OK yeah I’m not that interested.
@staticsan Heh. You know I want to know now, right?
@staticsan Yeah that was always a curious question, and it usually triggered some interesting conversation.
@johnb78 Orly?
@tomwoodcock I believe this is what they call “hard cider” in the trade.
PossumsAreJerks @stilgherrian I’d turn for him.
IMPORTANT POLL: Is Prof Brian Cox thoroughly rootable? Please RT.
I agree, and this is also @dobes @purserj content. I’d just teach it more obscenities, @oliyoung. twitter.com/oliyoung/statu…
sextsbot I loudly criticise your parts to your enemy

best_in_dumbest Put the “Anal”
in “Analogy” pic.twitter.com/qzlW0bxE7y

best_in_dumbest We can’t remove the
“Hog” from “Pathogen” pic.twitter.com/jHn5jETj5E

brightcardigans Waiter: Any how is everything?
Me: pic.twitter.com/WvbD3PtUe8
fincherism I also agree that Scarlett Johansson should play a tree because she has the range of a piece of wood twitter.com/DailyMailCeleb…
pixelatedboat “Speed” remake with Scarlett Johansson as the bus

This Cheeky Rascal cider is very good. It’s from the Mornington Peninsula. pic.twitter.com/W2i6rvuy6M

In which @gathgwyn refuses to cooperate with the weekly Skype call to his counterparts. pic.twitter.com/5FrJupKkEX
@JohnBirmingham @kcarruthers Thank you, I was hoping that could be the case.
I’ve just realised that @gathgwyn has divided the house into solid and liquid zones. He eats food and shits in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6i
@mattjhatton @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @zerogeewhiz @_AmyGray_ This is now our understanding @johnb78’s comments. I’m at their place, y’see.
@NewtonMark @alexkidman @R_Chirgwin @zerogeewhiz @_AmyGray_ Guessed as much.

@NewtonMark @alexkidman @R_Chirgwin @zerogeewhiz @_AmyGray_ Does this tell us anything? pic.twitter.com/fTOrMncJ8Y
@NicholasFryer If you missed the last podcast, it’s here. It’s not terrible. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
stilgherrian Key Item: A new episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast with @NicholasFryer will be recorded on Thursday. If you’d like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ra
stilgherrian NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 476: Down the rabbit-hole of healthcare, but not mine” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/47… Covers 8..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…av
@kcarruthers @JohnBirmingham Mr Birmingham’s new audiobook is very much in your wheelhouse.
Attn: @JohnBirmingham. @kcarruthers is good people and knows everyone. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…
@NewtonMark @zerogeewhiz @_AmyGray_ Gotcha. I stopped paying close attention to NBN a while pack because it all the commentary went insane.
@johnb78 @NewtonMark @zerogeewhiz @_AmyGray_ Ah.
@NewtonMark @zerogeewhiz @_AmyGray_ So this is a rebuild?
@NewtonMark @zerogeewhiz @_AmyGray_ Um, my hosts tell me that’s what they thought they were on here in Ashfield. It..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NK
@jpwarren @JohnBirmingham Maybe I’m better at suspending disbelief in things like that because I understand that IT’S NOT A DOCUMENTARY.
callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old.
Me: that’s not that old, I have sheets older..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz
@juhasaarinen I’m a 0.7x tech journo, if that.

While I’m so, so tired after this week’s adventures, I’m still happy to not be in the Blue Mountains tonight. pic.twitter.com/mhrhIZKJGz
@christopherneal @R_Chirgwin Exactly.
@timpoliti I’m thinking of getting some in Chiang Mai. Apparently the markets have some great elephant stamps.
Now playing: Orbital, “Doctor Who Theme” youtu.be/ByOU5CwuZjU?t=…
@R_Chirgwin Well that’s quite impressive.
glengyron Just because your name sounds like a minor character from a Jane Austin novel doesn’t mean you’re good at history…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FJ
Now playing: Bob Downe, “Fireball XL5 (TV Theme)” youtube.com/watch?v=zmVkn9…
@R_Chirgwin Kill them all and let God sort them out.
@AndrewM81455638 @blahblahellis Or substitute the words “good click-bait” with “of interest”.
@muppetdad @gordon_j I know. That’s the point. :) It’s far from being a specifically SV thing…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6q
@muppetdad No worries. :) I was just amused, really.
blahblahellis What planet are we on where someone helping some else is a news story??? twitter.com/CBSNews/status…
@gordon_j Sure, mea culpa. Oops. But I’d rate China way ahead of the US as “the home of the technology”.
Not to distract from the point, but “the home of technology”? Good grief. twitter.com/muppetdad/stat…

SheckyX BEHOLD MY POST, LONG SHEEP pic.twitter.com/fTI9OJbqiG
MarkDiStef US judge unseals files in case of girl, 17, ‘forced to have sex with Prince Andrew’ thetimes.co.uk/article/us-jud…
This is from a week ago. I hadn’t realised just how deranged this bloke is. It’s beyond satire. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

OrgPhysics I don’t believe what I’m seeing here pic.twitter.com/McWbs8eX1S
rharris334 Shopper finds Vladimir Putin’s face in a pack of steak from Aldi thesun.co.uk/news/9464840/p…
@HeerJeet It’s so very, very straight it’ll be found with a rent boy in an airport restroom.
Afristotle can’t help but think, Hunter S. Thompson would be proud. twitter.com/Newsweek/statu…
@_DaveKnowles You’re welcome.
Key Item: A new episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast with @NicholasFryer will be recorded on Thursday. If you’d like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ra
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 476: Down the rabbit-hole of healthcare, but not mine” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/47… Covers 8..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…av

@NewtonMark @LapTop006 Look I’ve already made a suggestion. This tractor driver could give you a hand. pic.twitter.com/4ipBkoaRff
In the Ashfield Library, working through the administrivia and such. Food can come later.
@purserj @DDsD @dobes @NewtonMark @expectproblems @jpwarren @juhasaarinen @jeamland I am choosing to stay out of this thread now.
@JohnBirmingham This is another part of your promotion strategy, isn’t it.
@purserj @dobes @NewtonMark @expectproblems @jpwarren @juhasaarinen @jeamland Simple stuff. Grab blank PC. Insert f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ln
@purserj @dobes @NewtonMark @expectproblems @jpwarren @juhasaarinen @jeamland It was a really good project too. “If..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Is
@purserj @dobes @NewtonMark @expectproblems @jpwarren @juhasaarinen @jeamland Then, when the client figured out wha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cH
@purserj @dobes @NewtonMark @expectproblems @jpwarren @juhasaarinen @jeamland I hired a guy once (they’re always gu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dk
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @purserj @dobes @jpwarren @juhasaarinen @jeamland Exactly. twitter.com/BundyB/status/…
@NewtonMark Since the dawn of time, humans have known how to make things warmer with fire. This is all quite basic, Mark.
Sun plan, outline: Slow start with brunch; sort out some administrivia; re-plan the week ahead; Weekly Wrap. Timing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mR
Sun plan, background: It’s been an interesting* week. I’m tired, and yet I really need to get back into productive..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xs
cxi Interesting fact; birds don’t have blood. Did you know that? That’s why it’s ok for vegans to eat chicken.
@expectproblems @purserj @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @juhasaarinen @jeamland Indeed.
This is where it seems to have begun, @expectproblems @purserj. Maybe this would be enjoyed by @dobes @jpwarren..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xa
@purserj It’s probably best not to explore any further.
@expectproblems I don’t know whether there’s a hashtag or anything, but I’ve seen rather a lot of tweets on the top..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fe
@NewtonMark Have you thought of starting a fire under it?
Well this is very @JohnBirmingham content. twitter.com/WorkingFire911…
At least this idiotic discussion of “10x engineers” has flushed out a vast cohort of fuckwits who deserve to have rocks thrown at them.
@BundyB They’re good numbers.

Sydney’s “winter” weather continues..pic.twitter.com/glURX8QnOVOV
Sunday. More frogs than you know what to do with. Sunday.