Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 19th, 2019

stilgherrian PLEASE LOOK AT THIS VERY, VERY CLOSELY. twitter.com/TheDivineSalM/…

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@DavidFeng I haven’t counted. I’ve only been on the new Sydney Metro once. Is this important?

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OH: “I was expecting the full goat.” Life is disappointment.

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@jxeeno In any event I’ve already been in Ashfield for about three hours so a train over there does not appeal.

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@patrickkeneally Yep, I agree there are maybe some generosities, but then MPs have long, long days.

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ken_rothman I’m planning a talk for a general scientific audience, and I’m thinking I will call it “Epidemiology i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K5

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@bigbadave How does a GP fo… oh never mind. Sigh.

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I really dislike comparisons like this. Yes, Newstart is appalling low and that needs to be fixed, but having your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cb

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ICYMI: “Drug rug: Spanish police detain man with half a kilo of cocaine under his wig” elpais.com/elpais/2019/07… pic.twitter.com/3Ybjf1u2i7

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@irisherself @interrogativus Well it’s not my nipples that are tickled by the grass when I run…

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@bigbadave Hah! I didn’t have a camera then but my God are we feeling old this weekend?

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kcarruthers Possibly the best Top Gun related tweet twitter.com/orkneylibrary/…

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JamieBotty You might think it’s a picture of a family from fucking Alabama or Nebraska with some questionable genetics and bre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qP

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All this Jacinda Ardern politiporn is really pissing me off. Put your pants back on, Australia.

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marcushwik Got to number 1 while standing next to the wrong bridge smh twitter.com/popcrave/statu…

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Yep, one of the better responses to this fuckwit. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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stilgherrian A friend’s reaction to the new Top Gun trailer, and you know they’re right. pic.twitter.com/HKf8wWuupk

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stilgherrian PLEASE LOOK AT THIS VERY, VERY CLOSELY. twitter.com/TheDivineSalM/…

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@davidgerard @JustJimWillDo I so felt like creating a bad experience for him, or at least telling him “Mate, your j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5c

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@DrRhysPockett I have a photograph at least, but I won’t post that here.

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craigblundell Saw this online yesterday and it’s true…

Once you see “Roland Rat” in the Ford’s steering wheel you can’t unsee…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4A

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@SuperCroup So more than 10 minutes. Gotcha.

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@SuperCroup You are — and I mean this affectionately — broken.

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Apparently everyone in his workplace does Dry July, but then they do Can’t Remember September when they get drunk e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fM

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For those wondering about the legality of that, it’s fine. Under the NSW Surveillance Devices Act 2007 he had no “e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6P

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He then went on to whinge at length about his new job, so obviously it I surreptitiously recorded all that for my next podcast.

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On the train just now there was a guy on the phone to his mate explaining how problems with splitting a bill at a T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jf

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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@cjlambert Or a punch in the face. One of the two, or possibly both.

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saeen90_ Meghan McCain went from being the Real Victim of Anti-Semitism to being the Real Victim of Trump’s Racist Attacks o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e5

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SteveMolk 10 Network and Screen Australia announce funding for 3 new documentary projects focused on LGBTQI+ experience | FUL..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tX

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joshgnosis Does the AFP consult ministers before raids? Well, it depends. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@MatthewBevan It’s not “no drinking” but “no ponytails”. Ladies, cut your hair and drink on!

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@Serrels It’s a tough choice, and maybe it’ll come down to the homoeroticism factor.

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@ethicalmartini So what you’re saying is that they’re your balls?

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GingerGorman PS Unless you WORK at the TV station, you are also usually appearing as a guest for free. I’m not whining about thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0M

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GingerGorman Hi Universe. Public service announcement: Just because you saw someone on TV 📺, doesn’t mean they are rich and/or w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4p

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sniff_off Drug dog and privacy screens for strip searches set up at Central station, 5:50PM

This seems to be a weekly routine now

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PLEASE LOOK AT THIS VERY, VERY CLOSELY. twitter.com/TheDivineSalM/…

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@NewtonMark @twiddlekins I am now reconsidering flying with you again. :)

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@NewtonMark Given the proximity of the chase plane I suspect it’s a staged stunt.

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@kcarruthers @LapTop006 Oh I think there’s more. We’re special, but not that special.

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CaseyBriggs now this is some deeply adelaide content twitter.com/twill345/statu…

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A friend’s reaction to the new Top Gun trailer, and you know they’re right. pic.twitter.com/HKf8wWuupk

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@LapTop006 It’s a journey I do regularly. Enjoy!

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@LapTop006 As long as you’re escaping Sydney, you’re doing OK.

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@GreenJ @kcarruthers Good God, how old is that photo?

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kendrawcandraw If you’re going to give the female Cats boobs, make it anatomically accurate and give 👏🏻 them 👏🏻 eight 👏🏻 of 👏🏻 them 👏🏻

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Why do people even watch this shit? twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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hugorifkind Wait until you people hear about Starlight Express.

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hugorifkind I don’t understand. Were the people freaking out about Cats not previously aware of Cats?

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today_tasmania Never seen anything like this before — ‘Rainbow Cloud’ spotted over Hobart this week 🌈☁️🌈 This rare phenomenon is k.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eYh

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BTW, the most recent episode was “The 9pm Arch Window of the Technological Cold War Butt-Mouse” stilgherrian.com/edict/00089/

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As usual, if you want to support this stupid podcast then you can empty your wallet into the tip jar at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8J

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PODCAST UPDATE: @NicholasFryer and I had to put the next joint episode of “The 9pm Edict” back to 1 August, but I’l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ns

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@dufussy That is magnificent, and I am stealing it.

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yashar I thought it was a joke, but it’s true…the Trump campaign is selling plastic straws.

“Liberal paper straws don’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o9

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Words 2 though 5 of this tweet are redundant, I believe. twitter.com/dahowlett/stat…

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@eddit0r @BenceNanay I’ll take your word for that. :)

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark @austlii So having checked, there is no caselaw on what might constitute a reasonable defence..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rM

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Attn: @NewtonMark. I am not volunteering for this. twitter.com/historyinmomen…

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lingmops Finally, some valuable content on Linked In pic.twitter.com/SCIF9GIke0

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FXMC1957 19 July 1900. The first line of the Paris underground Métro opened. pic.twitter.com/OUQPeHGMbh

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TimOnTwtr Even a signed George Calombaris cookbook at Vinnie’s probably just lost all its value!! pic.twitter.com/j3EOmSW6mb

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“US lawmakers troubled by Facebook’s Libra due to ‘pattern of failing to keep consumer data private’” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oV

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“Encryption laws to run up against CLOUD Act and GDPR: Law Council” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/encryp…

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@ERN_Malleyscrub That’s the one. See @oberonsghost’s tweets for the current status of that sign.

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Madisonkanna Me to my little sis today: “You should learn to code.”

Her: “So I can hunch over my computer and yell at it all da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5O

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CSIROnews Fantastic news, Moon-lovers!

@ABCTV is broadcasting the Moon landing and the astronaut’s EVAs (extravehicular acti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ih

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BenceNanay Not an emo cd cover, but Schoenberg, Erwin Stein and Webern in 1914. Photo by Berg. pic.twitter.com/kY16893Xbn

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@stufromoz @carolduncan @kcarruthers Gotcha, Stu. No wonder it becomes part of people’s lives.

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@carolduncan @stufromoz @kcarruthers “Shitloads of cash” sates quite a few desires.

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SIGKILL “Bitcoin energy usage actually advances renewable energy tech–”

*record scratchtwitter.com/francispouliot…mE

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@stufromoz @carolduncan @kcarruthers They are so going to push the prices HARD.

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@carolduncan @kcarruthers I can’t imagine they’re cheap. It’s like a block from Central station. I can’t be arsed looking it up, sorry.

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@R_Chirgwin It surprised me too, but here we are. And I could hear its warning call from one of the trees.

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@roisin6 @NewtonMark Well it’d depend on the explosion, obviously.

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark Thanks. I shall learn a new skill!

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@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p True, US-101 is a dumpster fire, and I’ve only ever done it at 11am.

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@jonkudelka When I worked for ABC Radio back 1985–1991 and people complained I’d offer to refund them for the entire week.

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This is the furthest ahead I’ve even been for international travel, @ApostrophePong. pic.twitter.com/uCFiakft2g

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@kcarruthers No one seems particularly confident in this building.

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@twiddlekins @dobes @NewtonMark @rohan_p USD 195 to get to work, huh? Even if I could afford it I wouldn’t do it mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…na

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psaffo How bad is the traffic in the SF Bay Area? Bad enough for this to be a business… pic.twitter.com/w01iC9nrAG

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@NewtonMark I wondered if there’s any caselaw on that. I might look that up, as soon as it figure out how to do that.

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The antlering is done, but not on me.

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There’s so much antlering going on lately.

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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They’ve taken the hoardings off that building on Elizabeth Street where the old Golfing House was, or whatever it w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P9

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@redstarcycles @RAF_Luton It is. You’re just not paying attention.

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naamanzhou i regret to inform you that the furries are at it again pic.twitter.com/ZDxJ6nYlai

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Magpie-Lark Swooping Area, aka Hyde Park, Sydney. (How come I don’t get a Swooping Area?) pic.twitter.com/Ez7H7egPnm

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awelder You can’t complain about internet trolls so long as you regard Sam Newman or Miranda Devine as your colleagues

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jxeeno Did Today Show a real TV show or is it all a publicity stunt? twitter.com/TheTodayShow/s…

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best_in_dumbest We can’t get the
“Nom” out of
“Gastronomy” pic.twitter.com/M5i7l3MMjI

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RAF_Luton On this day 1906, Wg Cdr John “Jonny” McJohnson of made the first Vulcan fighter landing at London City A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H5

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@NewtonMark This is excellent content and @dobes would like it.

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withMEAA delegates at Private Media, publisher of
@crikey_news, are close to finalising a new agreement which in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pw

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@mjfly1 @ASPI_ICPC Yep, and that’s the whole thrust of Hugh White’s book. What is it for? And at the moment there’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hk

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Beautifully done. The whole thread is. Attn: @NewtonMark. twitter.com/RAF_Luton/stat…

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@alexkidman Well now I need to find that because I haven’t seen it before. Where have I even been?

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@mjfly1 @ASPI_ICPC There’s one sure way to find out!

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“Racially tinged explosions.” twitter.com/loisbeckett/st…

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@purserj @upulie @evilbmcats How about Clive Palmer in a catsuit?

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Imagine if Jeremy Clarkson actually existed.

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AI-Powered Skin Diagnostic Chatbot! pic.twitter.com/yUdBTcDT16

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GordyPls If you go see Cats at the cinema I can guarantee there will be a minimum of three (3) furries masturbating in there the whole time.

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BetteMidler had the audacity to ask a journalist’s ethnicity. I would like to know her methnicity, because it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2X

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People are really going to hate this “Top Gun: Maverick”. twitter.com/mattjhatton/st…

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NewtonMark Extremely “League of Gentlemen” areas. twitter.com/abcadelaide/st…

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@BeverleyHead @kcarruthers A. That is too much food, Kate.
B. I have not even been to NZ yet.

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Epigrammist Fuck off. Seriously. Soak your head in molten salt. Pedestrians could be wearing flashing strobes and motorists wou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vD

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Fri plan, an outline: Slow start (done); planning and stuff; 1430 Heath Patrol, Hyde Park, it being largely under c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wH

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@WarWraith I’m not going to stop you. You make yourself own choices.

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He’s good enough to be trusted with the creation of legislation but not good enough to be trusted with a phone. Tru..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wm

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Oh dear Goddammit this looks terrible. twitter.com/michaelneale/s…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Cyberwar’s strategic value ‘unclear’: Hugh White” zdnet.com/article/cyberw…

Also c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ib

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“Winter” continues in Sydney..pic.twitter.com/A3NOMjwNatat

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Friday. Toenails are a microcosm of true beauty. Friday.

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