Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 24th, 2019

@jpwarren No, it will. Everything is terrible and we’re fucked.

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Ciara87C Gotta admit, I was not prepared to log on first thing and be greeted with some erotic fanfic Toby Young had written..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cS

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@jpwarren Yeah but optimism is pretty bad. I know this. You know this.

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@jpwarren @QuinnyPig This is terrible and you should feel terrible.

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@jonkudelka I suspect I do too, for some value of “important”. Something something generating revenue.

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@jonkudelka Are you going to stay up to watch this? I’m tempted, but I’m an idiot.

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jonkudelka Hope they runner a ticker under Mueller with trump’s tweets.

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edbott Doug Collins (R - Far Up Trump’s Ass): “Every American deserves the presumption of innocence.”

Crowd: “LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!”

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KevinMKruse *cough* twitter.com/KevinMKruse/st…

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LIVE: Robert Mueller Testifies Before Congress (C-SPAN) youtube.com/watch?v=6b_EuI…

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bitcoin_txt Bitcoin is more than money, its digital fire.

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@kcarruthers Correct, that is a bruised knee. Not as purple as I’d feared, so is that good?

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@jpwarren This is the world we live in now.

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Is this man worried or what? Less than one hour to go until Mueller’s testimony. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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natecochrane 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 twitter.com/davemilbo/stat…

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Also, this is a seriously Adelaide story.

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TODAYshow An Ohio hospital paid the estate of astronaut Neil Armstrong $6 million in a confidential agreement to settle alleg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…un

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Editing someone’s abstract for their proposed linux.conf.au talk. It contains diarrhoea. No, really.

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@cjlambert The whole press release is magical.

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3sunzzz Priest: Jesus turned water into wine.

Me: Noted, but the Poles turned potatoes into vodka.

Priest:

Me: checkmate

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patstokes This image of Boris Johnson enthusiastically and loudly doing something in public he clearly has no idea how to do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ya

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@gjtcarey This is excellent White People advice.

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Watching “The History Of White People In America” (1985) youtube.com/watch?v=Nx5fsO… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Histo…

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What the fuck does this even mean? pic.twitter.com/t1UXXyyRuB

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@JustJimWillDo The wrong shape. This is a straightforward concept, Jim.

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kels_316 Lyle eats it twitter.com/mental_floss/s…

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Have you noticed how most people’s heads are the wrong shape?

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I say, $25/hour for a group session is quite cheap. twitter.com/LanguageLog/st…

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LanguageLog Help through French puberty for sale: Shared by David Cowhig: The Chinese says: Nǐ fāyù xūyào bāngzhù me? 你发育需要帮助么?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C8

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firstdogonmoon you will be hearing from my lawyers twitter.com/bkjabour/statu…

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bkjabour “What’s it like to edit First Dog?” pic.twitter.com/dH3ZkQl8nH

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glengyron Boris is the real Edward Cullen from Twilight. I’m sorry for your loss. twitter.com/katinacurtis/s…

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Aiannucci The country this morning has the air of some people who got drunk last night and thought it would be funny to kidna..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z5

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erstkate If you imagine Daisy Cousens reading this with a soft porn breathless wannabe sexy rasp, it’s even funnier. twitter.com/Quillette/stat…

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upulie I never understood until now how much of a sacrifice the teachers at Eton must make to teach posh boys and not lose the will to live

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70s_party Before you die, you see … the ring pic.twitter.com/IDjusARBax

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TheMediaTweets The absolute state of this…. pic.twitter.com/JYleepNE1B

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RobSuisted That time I wrote to the @SydOperaHouse advising them I’d won the building in the great cribbage match of 12 June 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5Z

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DrJenGunter This woman who carries heavy objects with her vagina has challenged me to a vagina-off and all I can say is that’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hT

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dobes Yep, that’s San Francisco twitter.com/best_in_dumbes…

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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It’d be fewer attributes in Australia. twitter.com/KarlBode/statu…

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KarlBode Once more with feeling: “anonymized” data isn’t actually anonymous.

verdict.co.uk/anonymised-dat… pic.twitter.com/jpdiQ1z0w0

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dobes Siri, show me the most depressive label applied on Wikipedia pic.twitter.com/if70ULx8M2

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@paulwiggins Do so. It’s comfy and quiet during weekdays.

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@labgrrl It was delightful, and I’ve made a mental note to try making myself some time. Looked quite straightforward.

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@BrynLoftus Indeed. The Green Park Hotel in Darlinghurst has a huge range of gin, and bar staff who know exactly ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uF

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Wed plan, remainder: St Vincent’s Hospital for Health Patrol (continuing); lunch break somewhere nearby (in progres..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ae

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dobes I’m all for releasing some sulphur cockies in Belgium, just to see what would happen.

what do you think..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rx

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GrahamPerrettMP @Rob_Stott Typical Capricorn.

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Rob_Stott This person seems to genuinely believe that ‘zodiac shaming’ should be seen on the same level as racism mashable.com/article/zodiac…

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@foursaken @danilic Well there is a shortage of sperm donors…

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@dawnstarau Couldn’t get have done it tomorrow?

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jaredomaramp Serious question: who is behind stapling bread to trees? Also, why? How is this a thing?

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A man on the train is reading a review of the 2007 Holden Commodore SV6. He seems mesmerised.

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zenalbatross if you had “antifascist weaponization of copyright enforcement algorithms” on your cyberpunk dystopia bingo card, c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HT

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@glengyron @danilic [Nods] Replacing the coin-operated massage chairs and elephant rides.

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@danilic I wonder why this is getting another run. I remember it from maybe six months ago but then I found this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Look the whole thread is pretty special. pic.twitter.com/NpZbLloemA

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joshgnosis Well, that’s one way to go out. twitter.com/jaredomaramp/s…

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@Action_Pump @fuzzi_mcapples @kcarruthers Wet and windy and cold would be good, actually.

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@PlatypusDead Good morning and welcome to Wednesday.

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Wed plan, outline draft: 1000 St Vincent’s Hospital for Health Patrol; lunch somewhere nearby, probably; write for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gG

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@oberonsghost There’s a lot of both of them about.

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derekjGZ THIS IS AN ACTUAL HEADLINE pic.twitter.com/0U6EWTEeeO

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TheDanaAddams Tina showed me this and I’m still simultaneously in disbelief and not at all surprised. pic.twitter.com/Ws0cEwzL0L

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MrOzAtheist biscuits for the win! pic.twitter.com/eHtdfONHJ7

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I see that Sydney’s summer-in-winter is continuing today. pic.twitter.com/PEe8rzbToj

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Wednesday. You’d better hide all those crumpled tissues before the police arrive. Wednesday.

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