Why are Cronulla trains on platform 19? This is wrong and disturbing and wrong.
@erstkate @BlueJayGliding Look who is in control of your meds? You? Or some idiot “best practice”?
I mean, you know, definitely. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Not drunk.
@archoo This bit is good.
@archoo Yet the question I have is “Why even ask?” How will this change the service you deliver?
@kcarruthers @ChrissieM WTF? So many people have referred to this today and it’s weird and creepy.
@roisin6 It’s the price you have to pay.
Ideally, yes. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
@dobes Idiots. Goddam white privilege.
SlenderSherbet I don’t normally post political tweets but this emu playing with a sprinkler is very important. pic.twitter.com/Pei8ZhaeZ8
dudeweedmemes Prepper Pig pic.twitter.com/TCsod9AROQ
@MarkGreenmantle @JohnBirmingham That too.
JohnBirmingham This man is a Knight Chevalier of Le Academie whose 1967 PhD thesis on the threat of robot chicken sexing is STILL..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xn
@AlbionLoveDen Yoghurt.
Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/E9PlXDoEl7
vacant3rdman Astronomers! pic.twitter.com/rqKhHVkiRI
If anyone is wondering about that smear on my laptop, well, it’s yoghurt.
@JohnBirmingham Mostly.
@JohnBirmingham REMINDER: @JohnBirmingham also has an audiobook out and it is definitely not terrible. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Good heavens, @JohnBirmingham has written ANOTHER book? When will this reign of terror end? twitter.com/trentonomicon/…
@RealNickHodge All your content is quality content, Nick. Even the sookage.
Sure, Google, I guess you could call @AUSTRAC a “financial consultant”… pic.twitter.com/iqv4VhZazu
Go annoy @drearyclocks instead. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@dobes Well, yes. But even more than usual?
There’s quite a lot of sookage around today.
@CptHollingworth Yes. Definitely helping.
AJ_FI iSpace confirms that its maiden Hyperbola-1 launch vehicle has successfully placed its payloads into orbit. A first..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bh
Oh FFS leave me alone. pic.twitter.com/NRlrWXBcOQ
I am definitely helping.
@dobes @upulie Also..pic.twitter.com/WxOZW8YtCvCv
@dobes @upulie But but but… pic.twitter.com/M9cEX7LnQl
@dobes @upulie That’s this one. pic.twitter.com/jMypRwdQxF
Meanwhile… twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…
@upulie @dobes This also works. pic.twitter.com/Kx5xNaBpKy
@dobes Fair point.
@dobes You’re possibly confusing mice with rats.
dobes What the hell is going on here?
I’m not sure, but I have a hunch pic.twitter.com/WZAMerh51C
benpobjie Never let it be said that Boris does not know how to ooze twitter.com/EstherMcVey1/s…
rachelannmorris Of course he has twitter.com/vanityfair/sta…
glengyron A complete proof of the Riemann hypothesis. twitter.com/7NewsAustralia…
As it has been every year since about 1955. twitter.com/MmichaelLlucy/…
@juhasaarinen @glengyron @GrogsGamut @WarWraith Fire… Pretty, pretty fire…
So tame… twitter.com/WarWraith/stat…
glengyron @stilgherrian @GrogsGamut @WarWraith Anti-Stilgherrian measures are an important part of any corporate risk plan.
Thu plan, remainder: Having substantially reduced entropy, continue to do so, before meeting a friend for drinks an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AI
@OaaSvc @jonoabroad I’ve even washed.
JoshBBornstein the conspiracy is getting even bigger twitter.com/guardianaus/st…
CosmicRami Yeah I thought I screwed up at work on some days.
Clearly not trying hard enough! twitter.com/greenbankobser…
Today’s theme. pic.twitter.com/eIFuGk2Hqs
GrogsGamut Please clap twitter.com/fitzhunter/sta…
@RepShalala What a goose.
It seems @RepShalala isn’t aware that the media landscape today is just a bit different from that of 1973. So, situ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mi
@voltagex Almost as hefty as loading the home page of a news website.
jpwarren That is a lie. twitter.com/iTnews_au/stat…
“Microsoft and the learnings from its failed Tay artificial intelligence bot” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jT
MiamiHerald Millionaire John McAfee arrested in Dominican Republic. hrld.us/2YjQJFn pic.twitter.com/xveJVd7bpa
@adliwahid @apnic I could get used to this. Here’s the new hacker hoodie. pic.twitter.com/cBRaGddrMT
@GrogsGamut @glengyron @WarWraith Sigh. :) The other day I found some analytics of that which I hadn’t posted at th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cq
jeamland I am not at all sure what to make of this, Youtube. pic.twitter.com/zEHaZAKqRS
Pinboard Opioid makers urge everyone to just take a chill pill
Spotted the other day, a remarkably clear Grindr profile. pic.twitter.com/aPJMVhKfuC
@christopherneal @dobes This is all as we would expect though, right?
“Boomers and Coalition voters least worried by metadata and encryption laws” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/boomer… #aabill
@stufromoz @erinrileyau Look it’s an OK goat but I reckon you can do better.
@riskybusiness @SwiftOnSecurity To be one of the Kool Kids? :)
@SwiftOnSecurity @riskybusiness Agreed. I have the XS because I needed a new phone for other reasons. I wouldn’t ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UG
Whatapityonyou Lmao fuck yes. pic.twitter.com/JrSv7Ox4YU
@wobster There is that, yes.
Dear data friends, this is something to aspire to. A thread. twitter.com/waxpancake/sta…
djackmanson This is a terrible idea. Specifically, the shock should be very large indeed. twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/s…
dobes YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
The Insiders couch would turn into a rotisserie twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/s…
tqbf People joke about this but as a rhetorical strategy, redefining “racist” to “bad” has been incredibly successful, l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B6
rohan_p Arkansas is banning makers of ‘meatless meat’ products from using words such as “burger,” “sausage,” “roast,” “jerk..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YM
@rohan_p @JohnBirmingham Agreed. Cybermuffins are a dangerous thing.
calder_walton What a day. Below sums it up #MuellerHearings #Boris pic.twitter.com/MqidvI6dKQ
RHT_ebooks I admire Canberra’s commitnent to cultural traditions like lining up for unremarkable burgers to be eaten outside pic.twitter.com/JRJka5iFSk
“The Wrong Doctors”, by Alfred Hitchcock. twitter.com/croakeyblog/st…
DrRhysPockett RT🔒Really wish more people understood the distinction between “de-identified” (removing names etc.) and truly “anon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mh
Thu plan, draft: Sort out all the things. All is Chaos, and I must fight it. And then drinks.
andylevy kindly fuck off twitter.com/SpectrumBiz/st…
twlldun Must be weird for the Queen, having known Churchill and now having to deal with Johnson’s Churchill fetish. Like be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gr
@R_Chirgwin Oh dear. Please pass on my best. Have you thought of turning her into a Dalek?
dobes This is exactly how 2019 will look in the history books pic.twitter.com/t4INBW6vOH
Oh dear, @Leighlo has opened the box again…
sbs.com.au/food/article/2…
thesun.co.uk/fabulous/food/…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…el
@TweetsMcG They always are.
@iammrdom Sigh. If only.
Sydney has all the same weather today. We are doomed. pic.twitter.com/kKHbXMoLkn
Thursday. The sheep are lying to you. Thursday.