Why are Cronulla trains on platform 19? This is wrong and disturbing and wrong.
@erstkate @BlueJayGliding Look who is in control of your meds? You? Or some idiot “best practice�
I mean, you know, definitely. https://t.co/Eoe4fDGkcQ
Not drunk.
@archoo This bit is good.
@archoo Yet the question I have is “Why even ask?†How will this change the service you deliver?
@kcarruthers @ChrissieM WTF? So many people have referred to this today and it’s weird and creepy.
@roisin6 It’s the price you have to pay.
Ideally, yes. https://t.co/QvshJL6frT
@dobes Idiots. Goddam white privilege.
SlenderSherbet I don’t normally post political tweets but this emu playing with a sprinkler is very important. pic.twitter.com/Pei8ZhaeZ8
dudeweedmemes Prepper Pig pic.twitter.com/TCsod9AROQ
@MarkGreenmantle @JohnBirmingham That too.
RT @JohnBirmingham: This man is a Knight Chevalier of Le Academie whose 1967 PhD thesis on the threat of robot chicken sexing is STILL cite…
@AlbionLoveDen Yoghurt.
Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/E9PlXDoEl7
vacant3rdman Astronomers! pic.twitter.com/rqKhHVkiRI
If anyone is wondering about that smear on my laptop, well, it’s yoghurt.
@JohnBirmingham Mostly.
@JohnBirmingham REMINDER: @JohnBirmingham also has an audiobook out and it is definitely not terrible. https://t.co/QKonJHylxI
Good heavens, @JohnBirmingham has written ANOTHER book? When will this reign of terror end? https://t.co/9kbh77oLlW
@RealNickHodge All your content is quality content, Nick. Even the sookage.
Sure, Google, I guess you could call @AUSTRAC a “financial consultantâ€pic.twitter.com/iqv4VhZazuZazu
Go annoy @drearyclocks instead. https://t.co/l0nhk8ofeb
@dobes Well, yes. But even more than usual?
There’s quite a lot of sookage around today.
@CptHollingworth Yes. Definitely helping.
RT @AJ_FI: iSpace confirms that its maiden Hyperbola-1 launch vehicle has successfully placed its payloads into orbit. A first success for…
Oh FFS leave me alone. pic.twitter.com/NRlrWXBcOQ
I am definitely helping.
@dobes @upulie Alsoâ€pic.twitter.com/WxOZW8YtCvCv
@dobes @upulie But but but… pic.twitter.com/M9cEX7LnQl
@dobes @upulie That’s this onepic.twitter.com/jMypRwdQxFxF
Meanwhile… https://t.co/BB4KINuIh9
@upulie @dobes This also works. pic.twitter.com/Kx5xNaBpKy
@dobes Fair point.
@dobes You’re possibly confusing mice with rats.
dobes What the hell is going on here?
I’m not sure, but I have a hunch pic.twitter.com/WZAMerh51C
RT @benpobjie: Never let it be said that Boris does not know how to ooze https://t.co/Mquv9XjLPQ
RT @rachelannmorris: Of course he has https://t.co/D6o0J4hJlA
RT @glengyron: A complete proof of the Riemann hypothesis. https://t.co/YtckJZw7n6
As it has been every year since about 1955. https://t.co/wA7ZLEKjj3
@juhasaarinen @glengyron @GrogsGamut @WarWraith Fire… Pretty, pretty fire…
So tame… https://t.co/Wty4gVziw1
glengyron @stilgherrian @GrogsGamut @WarWraith Anti-Stilgherrian measures are an important part of any corporate risk plan.
Thu plan, remainder: Having substantially reduced entropy, continue to do so, before meeting a friend for drinks an… https://t.co/0L1Pc4USAI
@OaaSvc @jonoabroad I’ve even washed.
RT @JoshBBornstein: the conspiracy is getting even bigger https://t.co/Lbx0lkp5NJ
RT @CosmicRami: Yeah I thought I screwed up at work on some days.
Clearly not trying hard enough! https://t.co/AIKndk1rCc
Today’s themepic.twitter.com/eIFuGk2Hqsqs
RT @GrogsGamut: Please clap https://t.co/drDKgS2D56
@RepShalala What a goose.
It seems @RepShalala isn’t aware that the media landscape today is just a bit different from that of 1973. So, situ… https://t.co/PwmUHQfSMi
@voltagex Almost as hefty as loading the home page of a news website.
RT @jpwarren: That is a lie. https://t.co/7Ovo8buqGl
“Microsoft and the learnings from its failed Tay artificial intelligence bot†by @ashabeeeee… https://t.co/delz8H3hjT
MiamiHerald Millionaire John McAfee arrested in Dominican Republic. hrld.us/2YjQJFn pic.twitter.com/xveJVd7bpa
@adliwahid @apnic I could get used to this. Here’s the new hacker hoodiepic.twitter.com/cBRaGddrMTMT
@GrogsGamut @glengyron @WarWraith Sigh. :) The other day I found some analytics of that which I hadn’t posted at th… https://t.co/KWcZRM80Cq
jeamland I am not at all sure what to make of this, Youtube. pic.twitter.com/zEHaZAKqRS
Pinboard Opioid makers urge everyone to just take a chill pill
Spotted the other day, a remarkably clear Grindr profile. pic.twitter.com/aPJMVhKfuC
@christopherneal @dobes This is all as we would expect though, right?
“Boomers and Coalition voters least worried by metadata and encryption laws†by @dobes https://t.co/kEkGjD07mD #aabill
@stufromoz @erinrileyau Look it’s an OK goat but I reckon you can do better.
@riskybusiness @SwiftOnSecurity To be one of the Kool Kids? :)
@SwiftOnSecurity @riskybusiness Agreed. I have the XS because I needed a new phone for other reasons. I wouldn’t ha… https://t.co/7R2qmYc5UG
Whatapityonyou Lmao fuck yes. pic.twitter.com/JrSv7Ox4YU
@wobster There is that, yes.
Dear data friends, this is something to aspire to. A thread. https://t.co/GCEEpEC1zy
RT @djackmanson: This is a terrible idea. Specifically, the shock should be very large indeed. https://t.co/uvXGukx7Ia
RT @dobes: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
The Insiders couch would turn into a rotisserie https://t.co/eU9Dli7jGo
RT @tqbf: People joke about this but as a rhetorical strategy, redefining “racist†to “bad†has been incredibly successful, like, case-stud…
RT @rohan_p: Arkansas is banning makers of ‘meatless meat’ products from using words such as “burger,†“sausage,†“roast,†“jerky,†and “me…
@rohan_p @JohnBirmingham Agreed. Cybermuffins are a dangerous thing.
calder_walton What a day. Below sums it up #MuellerHearings #Boris pic.twitter.com/MqidvI6dKQ
RT @RHT_ebooks: I admire Canberra’s commitnent to cultural traditions like lining up for unremarkable burgers to be eaten outside https://t…
“The Wrong Doctorsâ€, by Alfred Hitchcock. https://t.co/Q5qgAmMGOA
RT @DrRhysPockett: RT📑Really wish more people understood the distinction between “de-identified” (removing names etc.) and truly “anonymise…
Thu plan, draft: Sort out all the things. All is Chaos, and I must fight it. And then drinks.
RT @andylevy: kindly fuck off https://t.co/mRtX6ybT41
RT @twlldun: Must be weird for the Queen, having known Churchill and now having to deal with Johnson’s Churchill fetish. Like being the las…
@R_Chirgwin Oh dear. Please pass on my best. Have you thought of turning her into a Dalek?
dobes This is exactly how 2019 will look in the history books pic.twitter.com/t4INBW6vOH
@TweetsMcG They always are.
@iammrdom Sigh. If only.
Sydney has all the same weather today. We are doomed. pic.twitter.com/kKHbXMoLkn
Thursday. The sheep are lying to you. Thursday.