Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 26th, 2019

uhoelzle Just saying. pic.twitter.com/tzEv9JmWuI

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This would be a challenging job. The trickiest digital skill in Australian cricket is the sleight of hand with the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mv

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“The untold story of when Donald Trump met Boris Johnson” by @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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ArfMeasures Wife *crying and pointing at ultrasound* omg omg that’s the best thing I have ever seen!

Me *softly clasps her han..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ae

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@esseeeayeenn I’m liking the use of the word “lure”.

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SuperCroup Indeed. Who the hell would fuck a Brit for the sake of the sex? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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DEAR BRITISH: “Be warned: Your summer hookup could be using you for your air conditioning” metro.co.uk/2019/07/25/war…

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JosieLong The saddest part of this is that they didn’t actually fire this cunt into the sun. It’s photoshopped. pic.twitter.com/ZRag41rKbx

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@kcollasarundell @irisherself Ah yes, I think @dobes @purserj and I have seen this bin-opening jerkbird before. Beautiful work.

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markhumphries A Government Minister’s tips for living on Newstart.
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OzKitsch Fine example of street art pic.twitter.com/ApwVKOaQ5X

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Didn’t the Tories just vote one in? twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/st…

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“NAB admits it shared personal info on 13,000 customers with two external parties” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/nab-ad…

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Part 1 of 2: “Doctors in UK Forced to Tell Women Not to Put Ice Lollies in Their Vaginas to Cool Down” summit.news/2019/07/25/doc…

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@MichaelWestBiz @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Hey, it’s an accurate caption. ;) Great yarn, btw.

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“Mayday: two shadowy Chinese corporations behind Virgin’s plan to control Australian airbase” by @MichaelWestBiz..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1

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Bonus points for “patrons at the Hinch’s New Liver Inn on Alambie Road in South Betoota”.

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“New Study Attempts To Understand What Type Of Human Drinks Southern Comfort” betootaadvocate.com/humans-of-beto…

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dobes Claps for @NAB. Taking out the trash like pros.

They’ve had a data breach from uploading customer details somewhere they shouldn’t.

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@BundyB @sylmobile @dobes Pro Tip: Do not piss on Triffids.

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ficklenuts @forwardnotback @CHIMPSINSOCKS Disgusting! I can’t believe they would allow that fabric choice for a seat, even on public transit!

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@thijstriemstra @thelaughingsub I know @thelaughingsub, a colleague, and I was “congratulating” her for being able..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cm

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@manindotblack @dobes Hahahaha! There’s a crimson jerkbird at @bunjaree that does that to me through the window. No..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vg

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@expectproblems I always knew you had goth tendencies but your transformation was more intense that I’d imagined. So to speak.

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@JosieLong It’ll be in the last place you look.

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All Health Patrol missions for today have been accomplished. The weekend may begin.

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@expectproblems Fair point. Some of that subtle “natural” shading must take ages.

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@SamPavin @Fender Oh look I know this. “Glorious” is on a different axis of measurement. ;)

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@BundyB @dobes Urine is also very good for growing lush parsley. (Don’t ask me how I know this.)

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@dobes @gathgwyn Also you should read this thread. Also it’s still 20 minutes until dinner time. twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…

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@dobes Hey @gathgwyn check this out, you stupid cat.

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KeithConlon 99 years ago, a pungent prophecy by American journalist and critic H L Mencken :
‘On some great and glor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bl

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Meanwhile, @dobes @purserj, in today’s jerkbird news: “Cockatoo Meows Like a Cat” youtube.com/watch?v=B-eeNv…

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PollBludger Peak New Statesman twitter.com/NewStatesman/s…

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@dobes @roweafr Oops, so it is. I was confused by the shoes. Shoes can be so very confusing at times.

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@jonkudelka That’s a lot of words. More like another cartoonist might write.

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@dobes @roweafr The Boris Johnson ‘toons are also very good. pic.twitter.com/PDQKnratQm

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@Wolfie_Rankin It’s not entirely clear to me how they persuaded the octopus into the jar to begin with.

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@juhasaarinen Nah, not PR. I used to do a lot of geeky things for them and now I do only the very occasional geeky thing.

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Pinboard “F. D. C. Willard (c. 1968–1982) was the pen name of a Siamese cat named Chester, who internationally published undtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…zYAt

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“Australian privacy law amendments to cover data collection and use by digital platforms” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/austra…

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dobes WOAH!!! NSW taking out the trash! twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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Pinboard Do not read these if you harbor feelings of inadequacy. “Fred the Undercover Kitty was a domestic shorthair who gai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O9

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@larz I guess so. I don’t watch many of them, because at my age it could prove embarrassing.

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@PeteLawler I’m pretty old-school about disclosures.

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@Wolfie_Rankin The guitar? I can’t play any instrument myself, but I learned a lot about guitars along the way.

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@katie18O They’re great. I’m told that a good proportion of them are bought by younger males who then customise or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3y

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@larz Is there any particular genre of film that causes you to urinate?

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REMINDER: There’s a Hello Kitty Stratocaster, and it’s glorious. Comes in pink or black.

Disclosure: Fender Austra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zf

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DID YOU KNOW? It’s Hello Kitty’s 45th birthday year! mymodernmet.com/hello-kitty-ar… There’s a commemorative hoodie but I c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sg

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ser_ou_parecer BBC Global News podcast had a great quote from governor Viktor Laiskodat:

“It’s called Komodo island so it will b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AD

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@expectproblems To be fair, you have chosen a fairly labour-intensive look. That’s a non-trivial amount of make-up…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bc

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“ACT Policing had an unauthorised metadata access party 3249 more times in 2015” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/act-po… Party on, Dudes!

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Deploy the water cannon on the lot of them, I say.

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This sounds a MUCH better program than that annoying-as-fuck Queer Eye. twitter.com/drmnolan/statu…

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billbirtles I suspect the brownie points Aus-based Chinese diplomats earn back in Beijing for publicly appearing nationalistic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NY

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john_self A crowdfunder has invented the hip flask pic.twitter.com/SoFljKfZId

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Next Health Patrol task is at Ashfield some time after 1700. And then we’re done for the week.

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@Cantbeeffed Ah yes well then he’s most unsuitable.

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Health Patrol mission in Kings Cross accomplished.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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thelaughingsub Fully updated and corrected version of the McAfee jail photoshoot story cnet.co/32QVtWh

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@RealNickHodge Why are so many people telling me about this?

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We should probably consider this photo with some care. twitter.com/officialmcafee…

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@dobes @josh_m @GordyPls @NewtonMark Now there’s a phrase you probably didn’t expect to type today.

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@josh_m @GordyPls @NewtonMark I’m over here with the Shitposting Dicks. How about you, @dobes? pic.twitter.com/oKuYLiGP6q

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@PollHereford @DrRhysPockett @SuperCroup @glengyron @wobster In Italian, yes, but we’re speaking Inglese aujourd’hui.

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Birdyword Mohammed bin Salman’s plan for Saudi Arabia’s $500bn city of the future sound like the ramblings of a 8-year old wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Io

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems If it’s Backwards Day you have to say “YAY” backwards.

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lemonodor H̸̜͖͓̋̉͠Ȇ̵̘̹L̸̯͎͋̆L̶͙͉̓͝O̶͉̞̿̊̾ ̶͔̮͆̇C̵̤̎̂͝H̶̦̗̗͐̅͝Ị̷̖̤̒̂L̶͖̇͜Ḑ̴̄̉̈́ ̶̟͋̾͘Ì̷͍̎ ̴̨̣̿̽̚A̶̡̱͐Ḿ̶̗̄̿ ̷̬̅Ḿ̸̰̲̺̕Á̸͇Ǔ̴͔̚..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tW

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@DrRhysPockett @SuperCroup @glengyron @wobster I think they’re just called the nets, as in shark nets, but I didn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3Q

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@DrRhysPockett @SuperCroup @glengyron @wobster I only know it from British movies about the working classes, hence..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yh

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@SuperCroup @glengyron @wobster Actually the facility is called baths, and it has a number of pools.

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@SuperCroup @glengyron @wobster Enclosed saltwater things at the beach are sometimes called “baths”, like the Bondi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4t

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@SuperCroup @glengyron @wobster “Swimming pool”, or just a pool. as in “It’s hot, we’re going to the pool.” Some ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fh

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@glengyron @SuperCroup @wobster “In British English, a lido (/ˈliːdoʊ/ LEE-doh, /ˈlaɪdoʊ/ LY-doh) is a public outdo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xa

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@CptHollingworth @lawksland @gritfish Mate, have you considered the ‘elf impacts of this bold action?

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TheKennyDevine BREAKING: “Free Tommy Robinson” march brings Sydney to standstill.

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SuperCroup Message from my dad… pic.twitter.com/gPplFIeqin

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@LaLegale Exactly. I’ve thought for MANY years that being on the public service payroll shouldn’t remove your abili..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…If

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@ApostrophePong You could. :) The part is everyone getting into the party and the colour and so on. Also, sanook maak.

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@ApostrophePong They’re all wearing white this week because it’s Christmas in July. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Fri plan, now that I’ve absorbed all the requirements: Health Patrol errand to Kings Cross; Health Patrol appointme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r0

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Another lovely “winter” day in Sydney. Not as cloudy as the icons would suggest. pic.twitter.com/7wirX5calW

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“Falls into line” is an interesting bit of semiotics, eh. If you don’t agree with the government you’re “out of lin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FL

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This is going to take a while.

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There was beer. I remember beer.

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How can it be Friday?

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Friday. There was… no… don’t question me. Friday.

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stilgherrian Spotted the other day, a remarkably clear Grindr profile. pic.twitter.com/aPJMVhKfuC

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Reminder: This is an awesome deal for Facebook. $5 billion is back of the couch money, and they’re indemnified agai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X7

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@umairh I love the idea of America but the execution is rubbish.

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They’ve been painting the apartment downstairs so I can just lay in bed and huff this shit and it’s awesome.

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@umairh Look he’s obviously just stupid so let’s move on.

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swearyanthony So one of my mates at work is moving to the UK in about 6 weeks - so send me your favourite recipes for squirrel an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nh

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@chrislhayes Is there some reason you can’t use proper units of measurement or just say things once?

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missie17 This child hath murdered sleep. pic.twitter.com/eyhHjpF7Di

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To be fair, he’s not that bright, but like is that an issue? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@techoglot Yeah they had sour worms and I am jealous.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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@morebento @techoglot I am in Adelaide at the end of August so I’ll check it out.

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@BlueJayGliding @erstkate I can understand this. So many psych drugs are labelled “avoid alcohol” I think it’s a conspiracy.

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@Gwyntaglaw We live in strange and dangerous times.

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@techoglot @morebento OK so now I want to know more about this gin.

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It is 00.00 o’clock.

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