Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 27th, 2019

I’m going away now.

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TVietor08 We all told Obama not to try and fix the AC himself but he wouldn’t listen twitter.com/zekejmiller/st…

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stilgherrian therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad

me: we find all the people who post faux-profound bullshit tweets an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8V

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@jeffsonstein @kcarruthers Wouldn’t work. My hair goes curly when longer.

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Well, sometimes I don’t get around to the cheeky play.

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This is a very important question. twitter.com/esseeeayeenn/s…

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@jeamland One can never have too many tentacles.

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@tealou @kcarruthers That’s down to Albert Grithims.

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@jeamland I don’t know how to do this.

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Ah yes, I remember seeing this ages ago and it’s quite fun. Thanks, @SimonXCIV. twitter.com/SimonXCIV/stat…

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johnb78 The five essential skills pic.twitter.com/35l4kUqx0T

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LibbyLights Ok, who leaked the Gay Agenda? pic.twitter.com/3xx8X7y5mE

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“10 Most Beautiful Cockatoo Species on Planet Earth” youtube.com/watch?v=qnkMob… The problem is, @dobes @purserj, is th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q6

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Nick_Stevens_Gr Moscow at night from the International Space Station pic.twitter.com/rlqRv5vbrG

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@jplonie @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland I think some sort of explanation is required.

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@TaliDeer Christmas “mince pies” and wrong and have always been wrong.

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“All I know is that the hair on the back of my thighs and in the, oh god am I even typing this, perineum area was s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…La

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@paulkidd I think the correct word is “abomination”.

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“Even though I waited until I actually had to use the bathroom with some sense of urgency, actually letting yoursel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nK

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“I Took a Dump the Same Way the Apollo Astronauts Did — and Dear God Was It Awful”jalopnik.com/i-took-a-dump-…Hpic.twitter.com/aZeSK7KtP77

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“Arkansas’ new food-labelling law… prevents makers of meatless meat products from using words such as ‘burger, sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…13

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@kiskabobnsw @paulkidd I thought this would be the most common answer, but apparently not.

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QuirkyRides Following the trail of this is a made from another 🇫🇷 n’est pas? pic.twitter.com/oNXCsTs6HJ

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@paulwallbank It’s part of my health industry development program.

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@LyraMoonShadow I’m usually a descriptivist, but this one really annoys me for some reason.

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@LyraMoonShadow It comes from people not knowing how to spell. :) No, it’s not a regionalism, it’s just a really common mistake.

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@jagungal1 No, but you would get an allotment.

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@DrRhysPockett Just placing those words into that order should be enough to answer your question. It’s hideous.

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REMINDER: If you write that there is a great quantity of something it is “a lot” not “alot”. Every time you write t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UZ

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We really do need to spread this poll more widely. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@mattjhatton Then I’m glad that’s settled.

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@mattjhatton I’m a big fan of Science, you know.

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@dobes @rohan_p @jeamland Also, I just searched Google for “cyber penis” and broadly speaking it was a mistake.

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So @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland there’s a stock photography category “Erect animal penis images” and it is accurately..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ao

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@vk5qi Well it’s Hello Kitty’s 45th anniversary year.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “The platypus is an excellent subject for the investigation of sleep-related questions, partly beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K1

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“If a Platypus Had a Dream, What Would It Mean” (16 Dec 1997) nytimes.com/1997/12/16/sci… Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus.

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Sat plan, remainder: I have been handed a cocktail, and a little later I’ll be cooking some pasta. It’ll be a relaxed evening in.

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@paulwallbank Is this… is this a good thing? It sounds like it might not be a good thing.

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With regard to the smoked salmon, independent arbitrators have determined a solution to which the warring parties m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fk

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Maybe if you just keep your carrots stored vertically? pic.twitter.com/kIdQI8ayBu

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@manthatcooks Someone else has hung out the washing, but there may well have to be more washing. It’s a dilemma.

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@paulkidd IMPORTANT POLL: In your home right now, do you have more…? (Please retweet.)

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@paulkidd This is true, but I am informed that there’s currently more wet towels in the apartment than pairs of nipple clamps.

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@oberonsghost Somehow we must cope until tomorrow morning in this perilous state.

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We are out of clothes pegs.

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Richard_Insect Public toilets are a gift and a blessing pic.twitter.com/lvRucJkWIj

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And my God is it frightening the horses. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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I probably need a nap.

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therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad

me: we find all the people who post faux-profound bullshit tweets an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8V

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panarin_misha Remember the guy who hit a drone with a javelin at a medieval reenactment thing?

They made him a commemorative run..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bb

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jeamland So given I whacked my head pretty hard earlier this week does that mean I’m going to become racist now or does that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zR

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@BickieCuppaTea @patstokes Hmmm. Shoving him into the river would be more productive though.

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kristinalford Australian Twitter seems quite sad today according to @lewis_math’s Hedonometer at @modatunisa. What’s up people, n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eW

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patstokes No that is Boris Johnson exactly as we’ve seen him every single other time. twitter.com/australian/sta…

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Sat plan, broad outline: Errands and lunch, Burwood; continue to Sort Out All The Things, depending on Health Patro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9C

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@christopherneal I think… I think I’ve heard something about that?

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NuclearAnthro Me at the beginning of 2019 vs me 203 days into 2019:


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I could handle some more sleep but I know there would be certain difficulties if I tried.

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The disturbingly pleasant Sydney “winter” continues..pic.twitter.com/9VzbsRpBi8i8

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Saturday. All your sheep are sheep. Saturday.

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