Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 28th, 2019

OK I’m going to bed now, before I come up with any more Modest Proposals.

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When I’m Tsar of the World there’ll be fuckin’ exam for this sort of things.

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Counterpoint: If you can’t figure out how bus tickets work you don’t deserve to live. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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achilleselbow Let’s play: Deodorant Brand or Far-right Paramilitary Group?
-Right Guard
-Alpine Front
-Northern Blast
-Arctic Def..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TM

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marcuskelson I am now a wellness guru get fucked.

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Geoelte_Spinne Ok. Serious rant incoming.

I am completely sick to death of hearing about fishing.

Seriously. The way some peopl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fP

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Listening to “Lost and Found — Surveillance” with@GreenJJ and@jpwarrenn.abc.net.au/radionational/…p

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@dvcotton @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p It’s definitely not my car because I’m not that much of a prick.

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@oberonsghost @dobes @purserj This is truly excellent jerkbird action and I am impressed.

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia, finally. It contains cybers and the like and will appear tomorrow.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Then there’s this, and at this juncture I think that we need to bring in @dobes @rohan_p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gO

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@IndelibleFink @erstkate This raises several alarming questions.

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@christopherneal Lol SO many people have sent me this video. I seem to be typecast.

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erstkate The Thompson Twins. Was there really any call for them?

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@MediaActive No worries. I’ll be in Bangkok for a few days in early September so I’ll try to get some better photos.

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pixelatedboat Ironic that the only one of the Beatles who didn’t have syphilis was named Frank Syphilis

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@erstkate Look I just call it how I see it.

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If Bangkok doesn’t kill you you’re not doing it right.

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C_Painter A (perhaps) unintended consequence of the disappearance of pay phone booths and other landline phones is that there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F0

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@MediaActive Khlong Saen Saep boat service. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khlong_Sa… A fun if slightly alarming way to get around the city.

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@MediaActive Also, the boat doesn’t tie up at the wharves. It just slides alongside and passengers scramble in and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…en

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@MediaActive This from 2007 isn’t a very good photo, but it shows the women (mostly) working along the side of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sh

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@flowblok I think I slipped in the shower.

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I’ve ever only managed to squeeze out three puppies at a time, maybe four. Hurt like hell.

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Wow. And how many puppies did their dogs have? twitter.com/_VivienneJones…

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@MediaActive That’s nothing. You should check out the crew of Bangkok’s fast canal boat service.

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@PeteLawler Indeed. I think it’s an exponential curve.

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davidghamilton1 Is it just me, or does this sign look like it’s warning about an aggressive wombat roaming around & stealing people..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4y

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Pro Tip: Never go drinking with cops or soldiers. Your liver will thank you.

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The giveaway was when the bouncer said “Nah, you’re all too drunk, especially him,” pointing to one of the Korean g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kx

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Mind you, I did get into the Courthouse at about 2am one night when very drunk with four other guys, including thre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ri

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Is it considered dobbing if I call NSW Industrial Relations about this effort by the Courthouse Hotel, Taylor Squar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ts

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mattcdef2000 “My name is Lucy Gafford, I’m from Mobile, Alabama and I’m a shower-hair artist.” twitter.com/60SecDocs/stat…

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 478: Health Patrol week three, with some progress” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/47… Covers 22–28twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kLHX

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@Kinesia23 @paulkidd Cage Fight Chefs series 2. I would watch this.

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Sun plan, remainder: Plan the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; cook dinner for the assembled masses (all four, with a pig)…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nH

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@Kinesia23 @paulkidd So, I like haggis. And I like tempura. But I don’t think I want to put them together. Not even in the same room.

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chriskennett Nothing says ‘I have absolutely no idea what to do’ like a high speed rail announcement twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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paulkidd Penalty rates destroyed my dream of operating Australia’s most glamorous haggis-tempura restaurant!

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@steveathon @NickyWill100 @annie_parker I would eat a wharf if I could. Well, maybe not a whole one.

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@annie_parker @NickyWill100 This is a great video, yes. I think I’ve seen another from the same location. Fantastic jerkbird work!

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DMReporter ADDENDUM: *For younger readers, a newspaper is a publication which used to report current affairs but now just cove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ay

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StephanieCarvin I want to eat popcorn for dinner. twitter.com/bsw5020/status…

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Paying homage to that great Chinese emperor, Sho Ping.

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@AftAbuseMockJay @R_Chirgwin That’s silly. These areas conversations between real people, which are reality. Talkin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rw

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Sun plan, draft: Breakfast, Ashfield; shopping; Sort Out more of The Things; plan the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; cook..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qE

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zgryphon I have literally built computers from retail-packaged parts and gotten them serving web pages in less time than Win..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BR

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I’ve accidentally set this poll to run for longer than I’d planned but this just gives you more time to vote and re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k9

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Will this Sydney “winter” never end? pic.twitter.com/d5dR2m0eiR

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Sunday. Train a dog. Ferry a goat. Plane a plank. Sunday.

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