OK I’m going to bed now, before I come up with any more Modest Proposals.
Rule 34. twitter.com/simonahac/stat…
@NewtonMark OK fair point.
When I’m Tsar of the World there’ll be fuckin’ exam for this sort of things.
Counterpoint: If you can’t figure out how bus tickets work you don’t deserve to live. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
achilleselbow Let’s play: Deodorant Brand or Far-right Paramilitary Group?
-Right Guard
-Alpine Front
-Northern Blast
-Arctic Def..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TM
@dawnstarau @kcarruthers @glengyron It certainly is.
marcuskelson I am now a wellness guru get fucked.
Seems reasonable. twitter.com/marcuskelson/s…
Geoelte_Spinne Ok. Serious rant incoming.
I am completely sick to death of hearing about fishing.
Seriously. The way some peopl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fP
Listening to “Lost and Found — Surveillance” with@GreenJJ and@jpwarrenn.abc.net.au/radionational/…p
@kcarruthers @glengyron Is it raw pizza or cooked sushi?
Well this is just wonderful, @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 @dobes @NewtonMark. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…
@SnarkyPlatypus “Glad.” Sure
@ashabeeeee @dvcotton @dobes @rohan_p Of course it was.
@SnarkyPlatypus I’m sorry.
@dvcotton @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p It’s definitely not my car because I’m not that much of a prick.
@oberonsghost @dobes @purserj This is truly excellent jerkbird action and I am impressed.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia, finally. It contains cybers and the like and will appear tomorrow.
@Epigrammist Yes, yes… [Pats head gently]
@SnarkyPlatypus Then there’s this, and at this juncture I think that we need to bring in @dobes @rohan_p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gO
@IndelibleFink @erstkate This raises several alarming questions.
@IndelibleFink @erstkate I’m not sure that you’re helping.
@christopherneal Lol SO many people have sent me this video. I seem to be typecast.
erstkate The Thompson Twins. Was there really any call for them?
@MediaActive No worries. I’ll be in Bangkok for a few days in early September so I’ll try to get some better photos.
pixelatedboat Ironic that the only one of the Beatles who didn’t have syphilis was named Frank Syphilis
@erstkate Look I just call it how I see it.
If Bangkok doesn’t kill you you’re not doing it right.
C_Painter A (perhaps) unintended consequence of the disappearance of pay phone booths and other landline phones is that there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F0
@MediaActive Khlong Saen Saep boat service. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khlong_Sa… A fun if slightly alarming way to get around the city.
@MediaActive Also, the boat doesn’t tie up at the wharves. It just slides alongside and passengers scramble in and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…en
@MediaActive This from 2007 isn’t a very good photo, but it shows the women (mostly) working along the side of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sh
@oberonsghost That’s quite a few Dalmatians.
@flowblok I think I slipped in the shower.
I’ve ever only managed to squeeze out three puppies at a time, maybe four. Hurt like hell.
Wow. And how many puppies did their dogs have? twitter.com/_VivienneJones…
@MediaActive That’s nothing. You should check out the crew of Bangkok’s fast canal boat service.
@eightiestragic All these words are completely true.
@PeteLawler Indeed. I think it’s an exponential curve.
davidghamilton1 Is it just me, or does this sign look like it’s warning about an aggressive wombat roaming around & stealing people..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4y
Pro Tip: Never go drinking with cops or soldiers. Your liver will thank you.
The giveaway was when the bouncer said “Nah, you’re all too drunk, especially him,” pointing to one of the Korean g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kx
Mind you, I did get into the Courthouse at about 2am one night when very drunk with four other guys, including thre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ri
Is it considered dobbing if I call NSW Industrial Relations about this effort by the Courthouse Hotel, Taylor Squar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ts
mattcdef2000 “My name is Lucy Gafford, I’m from Mobile, Alabama and I’m a shower-hair artist.” twitter.com/60SecDocs/stat…
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 478: Health Patrol week three, with some progress” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/47… Covers 22–28twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kLHX
Sun plan, remainder: Plan the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; cook dinner for the assembled masses (all four, with a pig)…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nH
@Kinesia23 @paulkidd So, I like haggis. And I like tempura. But I don’t think I want to put them together. Not even in the same room.
chriskennett Nothing says ‘I have absolutely no idea what to do’ like a high speed rail announcement twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Classy, eh.
paulkidd Penalty rates destroyed my dream of operating Australia’s most glamorous haggis-tempura restaurant!
@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah but check this. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

@NewtonMark This one? pic.twitter.com/hq7qL03OFh
@developerjack @jeamland I’m not a huge fan myself, tbh.
@emelaarghh I’ve got all his albums.
@developerjack @jeamland I’m sure you do.
@steveathon @NickyWill100 @annie_parker I would eat a wharf if I could. Well, maybe not a whole one.
@annie_parker @NickyWill100 This is a great video, yes. I think I’ve seen another from the same location. Fantastic jerkbird work!
DMReporter ADDENDUM: *For younger readers, a newspaper is a publication which used to report current affairs but now just cove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ay
StephanieCarvin I want to eat popcorn for dinner. twitter.com/bsw5020/status…
Paying homage to that great Chinese emperor, Sho Ping.
@AftAbuseMockJay @R_Chirgwin That’s silly. These areas conversations between real people, which are reality. Talkin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rw
Sun plan, draft: Breakfast, Ashfield; shopping; Sort Out more of The Things; plan the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; cook..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qE
ICYMI..twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…kw
zgryphon I have literally built computers from retail-packaged parts and gotten them serving web pages in less time than Win..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BR
I’ve accidentally set this poll to run for longer than I’d planned but this just gives you more time to vote and re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k9

Will this Sydney “winter” never end? pic.twitter.com/d5dR2m0eiR
Sunday. Train a dog. Ferry a goat. Plane a plank. Sunday.