@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Also, strychnine is a thing.
@R_Chirgwin We should add @SnarkyPlatypus to the argument on this topic and it will never end.
This is the best thing I have seen in ages. https://t.co/cFdZmUPUvV
@ApostrophePong @garystark @SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 This will of course be kinda student bands or wh… https://t.co/dSiHTAzKJ2
RT @abc730: Leaked documents show Centrelink staff have been given a performance guide for raising debts that measures tasks down to the mi…
RT @ScottRhodie: I just don’t understand why so many people are dropping Private Health Insurance.
I’m just baffled. They’re baffled. Nobod…
RT @stilgherrian: This was posted earlier today and it is moderately interesting. https://t.co/CenocIYw1b
“Erased from history: how Sydney destroyed its trams for love of the car†https://t.co/ZG6JIk3cal
“The dizzying story of Symphony of the Seas, the largest and most ambitious cruise ship ever built†https://t.co/b96ouQIrRf This is insane.
@ApostrophePong @garystark This is an interesting genre and I want to know more, but we’ve pencilled in going next… https://t.co/H8NpgTPT3M
@ApostrophePong @garystark Hahaha. Go for it.
@ApostrophePong @garystark Can you name some good bands?

_youhadonejob1 Classic British railway service. pic.twitter.com/B8LAhGkHyE
Do it, Britain. Not because Mr Corbyn says to do it, but because it’s the right thing to do. https://t.co/uDYdMPB1qI
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
RT @megamezzo: With thanks to Ninian Peckitt and the ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue Appreciation Society’
When you measure in Imperial and you…
@ApostrophePong @garystark This is true, but the idea of Thai country music in Sydney intrigues me. There has been… https://t.co/MxhmFXrTzF

Pinboard This is obscene pic.twitter.com/ywPka9kPe1
@ApostrophePong @garystark I can’t go this week but I’ll try to go next week.
@garystark @ApostrophePong Country music and beer? They’ve never been a dangerous combination.
@Wolfie_Rankin It’s not a food place.

This will definitely end of well. Attn: @ApostrophePong. pic.twitter.com/FIwBeX7U26
This was posted earlier today and it is moderately interesting. https://t.co/CenocIYw1b
Mon plan, an update: All goals reached, and Health Patrol is cruising smoothly. There shall be a drink, and later t… https://t.co/Q3NNqCwl3H

Pizza Wisdom. pic.twitter.com/rUSanLK88k
@whiteswine Still, they got the Pyramids built, eh.
We have left The Place Where There Are Antlers.
RT @AoDespair: The very same assertion I put to your mother. But then, the performance is always more robust when you talk dirty to her. Re…

dobes Which pic best represents Sydney?
RT for bin chooks
Like for corporate crest pic.twitter.com/1J9gKJelpm
Entering The Place Where There Are Antlers.
@jeamland This is bad. Very bad.
@dobes It is the city’s entire character in one animal.
@franksting Not yet I’m afraid, or at least not for me.

Such grace and beautyâ€pic.twitter.com/C6slZka2CnCn
@franksting Do you want it to be?
@erstkate And now you want to scoop out your own eyes, right?
How does this even relate to nanotechnology? https://t.co/aMs928Z8I8
Sex slave. https://t.co/PfsqJM0F21
RT @GordyPls: The Pub Test: alcohol use and abuse has been in natural decline in Australia for decades. Fewer people than ever drink, and f…
RT @SBSNews: Abortions could be decriminalised and regulated as a medical procedure in NSW under legislation set to be introduced to state…

Jerkbird Happy Hour! @dobes @purserj pic.twitter.com/psF1uCTh7n
@jeamland Is this meant to be an antidote?
@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus Are you helping? I mean, are you actually helping here?
@natecochrane @moylecroft @DigitallyDownld @NewtonMark @rycrozier Sometimes friction is good.
QUOLL! https://t.co/VdR9IuWgkR
@SnarkyPlatypus Why do you want your hemp to be damp?
@AUSFestivus @darrenpauli @ashabeeeee Is this some weird @darrenpauli euphemism?
@darrenpauli @ashabeeeee @AUSFestivus This is rather more information about pelicans than most people are likely to need.
I am going to be forced to have a big sulk soon.
@gathgwyn @johnb78 @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @gab4moi @DecayRSO I would like all of this to stop now.
RT @dobes: Let’s look at the boxes this one ticks:
✔ï¸Taxing multinationals
✔ï¸Trump
✔ï¸Wine commentary https://t.co/29e4L7hQkc
@SnarkyPlatypus Probably not the day to ask. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus @gab4moi @DecayRSO WWWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!1!!1!!!!@11!!
RT @egadheg: Does this mean Natalie absolutely rinsed him in the divorce, bc I have “Australian of The Year” nomination forms to fill out h…
@gab4moi @DecayRSO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
I blame @SnarkyPlatypus.
@AUSFestivus Nope, I’m not doing that one. I suspec@ashabeeeeeee is doing that conference.
@NickyWill100 @joshgnosis Oh THAT old thing. Heh.

joshgnosis Here’s a better one pic.twitter.com/9PV9EeZrbS

joshgnosis The ACCC has a flow chart on creating a Twitter account. pic.twitter.com/GCpTJsvbsl
@jpwarren @R_Chirgwin @elfriesen I also understand that children’s vaccination histories can be incomplete because… https://t.co/oLsWRNxXaH
RT @jayrayner1: You form a war cabinet when there’s a clear existential threat from without; not when you’ve been indulging in a bout of ma…
@AUSFestivus Weft is an excellent word.
Also, buffalo need to learn calculus. https://t.co/SSuJ7hbUsH
@dobes @jpwarren @firstdogonmoon @zdnetaustralia @campbell_kwan Mind you, I haven’t actually seen @campbell_kwan in… https://t.co/i6w9W3jSEM

SheRatesDogs Points were made pic.twitter.com/OAq8bbuVDK
@jpwarren @firstdogonmoon There’s one a@zdnetaustraliaia. Hi@campbell_kwanan.
@dawnstarau No, these are Power Octagons. They go way beyond Cyber Hexagons. They don’t tesselate as well though.
The full @LowyInstitute Asia Power Index is at https://t.co/247w2k2uaL. It’s a fascinating deep-play interactive. T… https://t.co/XUk0XsUlym
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “China making ‘quite significant’ strides in supercomputing: Lowy Instituteâ€â€¦ https://t.co/Jzslm9WQgh
@moylecroft @natecochrane @NewtonMark Worth noting that the guy who did Opal as head of TfNSW was previously the he… https://t.co/J36xVUAOGt
@DecayRSO AAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!11!!!
@DecayRSO Mate. No.
@natecochrane @NewtonMark Opal is “moribund� It works just fine, with new payment methods coming on line from time… https://t.co/ocVcKt3MaW
Someone is conducting Belinda Carlisle based trolling and they need to think about their life choices.
@nukolator There was very little flammable material in the subway.
Further alleged plans and a disgusting photo may be found in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/lMi7PzUwof
Mon plan, draft: Fried rice; certain sysadmin tasks; sort out some other shit; 1530 Health Patrol errand, Hyde Park… https://t.co/xnnxHV00uu
RT @jeamland: Footage of Bob Brown complaining about the wind farm. https://t.co/ArW5WZ8zGl
Well I should hope so. https://t.co/QXlN3zG1bA
While you’re at it, Australian media, you can stop covering that police hunt in Canada. It has zero relevance for A… https://t.co/cHK8X7t3Tu
People of Colour and Queers and lots of others cop abuse and violence daily, but a journalist from The Television g… https://t.co/sEIMtWNFZQ
RT @Jeff_Sparrow: What’s strine for ‘yo, proletariat’? https://t.co/enfsTsvuF4
@jeffsonstein Depends where. There’s no sign of snow for the Blue Mountain any time soon, though iirc there was som… https://t.co/PETgbW3iKH
RT @AstroKirsten: Saturn, you never fail to impress! https://t.co/E6FhZ16sEI
@coldsnacks I’m using the BoM data feed. It does get cooler westward very quickly on mornings like this.
I have fed @gathgwyn on the basis of shut the fuck up.

This whole Sydney “winter†thing is now completely out of hapic.twitter.com/2aMpIg4juk4juk
@AUSFestivus I’ve always like the word “loomâ€.
Monday. Did you see the size of that? Gosh. Monday.