OK, I’m outta here. Please do not interfere with the livestock.
I now SO want this to be a thing. twitter.com/wolfcat/status…
wolfcat Insert picture of Putin riding said slug and Trump saying slugs are what made his building the tallest in New York..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d1
chrisrohlf Somewhere in Maryland a team of very talented nerds is smiling with excitement twitter.com/selinawangtv/s…

MattBinder good work, detective pic.twitter.com/6ojVS2kKk9
Stratfor “The online short-term leasing service #Airbnb announced that it would delist 200 properties in #Israeli settlement..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DW
@Davidramli @shalailah @AnnaVidot Not that I’m a big fan of jaffles. They’re just toasted sandwiches that have been squashed.
@Davidramli @shalailah @AnnaVidot Correct. What is wrong with people?
@kcarruthers Bye!
@kcarruthers As long as you think so. [Nods]
girlsreallyrule Artists installed seesaws designed by architect Ronald Rael at the border wall between the U.S. and Mexico so that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr
@kcarruthers And didn’t you turn out well!
@GordyPls Have you considered, and I mean this with much love, go fuck yourself.
@TomSear @dobes @purserj @ParrotOfTheDay Please stop.
@billplein I wonder how many people remember who Black Sabbath was.
@roisin6 What is wrong with people?
Also correct. twitter.com/smperris/statu…
Correct. twitter.com/JenNWCbus/stat…
nigelcameron Here he goes again. Statesmanship in action every time. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Someone just suggested playing “Alice’s Restaurant” and now I want to burn down the entire house.
Die Letztekartoffel, @SnarkyPlatypus.

This probably wasn’t the window cropping that Virgin Australia was after. pic.twitter.com/1Q2kYP74ov
@johnb78 @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @gab4moi @DecayRSO So this is where we are… twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “China making ‘quite significant’ strides in supercomputing: Lowy Institute”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1
@dobes What a wonderful world!
Well here’s some more official truth, @dobes. twitter.com/zackwhittaker/…
@purserj @dobes @campbell_kwan @ashabeeeee @achanthadavong Yes, and yes.
@dobes @campbell_kwan @ashabeeeee @achanthadavong Same.
@RichardTuffin @abccanberra @JamieTravers My previous appearance on @abccanberra was almost a year ago, I think, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cT
@dobes @campbell_kwan @ashabeeeee @achanthadavong I would like this to stop now.
@RichardTuffin @abccanberra And rightly so.
@dobes I am now feeling an airplane deficit.
@abccanberra I have just told the people of Canberra that I am a robot. So there’s that.
@abccanberra Here we go…
@dobes It’s more truthy than truth.
@abccanberra This will be coming up in a few minutes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@dobes You’re having so much fun, eh.
@dobes Meanwhile, I feel that I’m not.

stilgherrian HELLO EVERYBODY YOU ALL NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY. pic.twitter.com/avkE6YgKD2

johnb78 Incredible scenes pic.twitter.com/PdQi3eI6tg
FEDERAL ICAC! DRINK!
OaaSvc Bahahahahahaha twitter.com/Vic_Rollison/s…
@manindotblack @dobes That’ll be tomorrow.
I’m talking about how CAPTCHA is using you to train AI systems on @abccanberra at 1710 AEST, so that’s in about hal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2g
@erkpod @tacticalmaid But things go wrong… ;)

cokeSZN when you’re soft as fuck but you’ve had enough
pic.twitter.com/vn5vfyLWCt
@TheDanAnimal Probably. I’m not really one for sniffing random passers-by.
@TheDanAnimal There are always ferals.
@RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid Trains just catch fire sometimes.
@dobes Mmmm… tingly!
@tacticalmaid It was a C-Set, so basically the same thing. I’m off the train now, but I think they’re behind a door..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HY
@dobes I’m getting more interested by the moment.
@tacticalmaid Of course there are fire extinguishers on trains.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
Imagining what it’d be like to have a fire extinguisher let off in your back carriage.
Our train was just delayed at Central because, said the guard, “Some ferals* joined the back carriage and set off a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JU
@PeteLawler @dobes @joshgnosis I want one right now.
@dobes @joshgnosis The Ultra-Bevin sounds like a really poor quality sex toy.

aussiastronomer New idea for an interferometric telescope. pic.twitter.com/5UjJFROJQW

patstokes Suspect that won’t be a problem pic.twitter.com/jXzqqykXxs

FionaKatauskas ScoMo Knows Best- my @EurekaStreet cartoon eurekastreet.com.au/article/scomo-… pic.twitter.com/yJMBLbA4z9
And cybersecurity lunch is done. Thanks to @AuraInfoSec and the other participants who I’ll thank later.
@garystark The O Bar it’s called now, but yes Australia Square.
Oops I mean I have the soufflé.

Desserts. I have the ice cream. pic.twitter.com/xkoOrQfsdx

Rotating. pic.twitter.com/1z27BQOaKu
AusElectoralCom A3 state/territory results maps for the 2019 federal election - colour-coded according to electorate representation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iw

NuclearAnthro This remains one of my favorite schematic representations of nuclear eschatology: twitter.com/nuclearanthro/… pic.twitter.com/ZbInAbnaNz
HibbertChris Parliamentary salaries were never designed as a permanent payment.
It is meant to be a transition payment until yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cn
@SnarkyPlatypus Actually we are rotating. Will provide more photos in due course.
We are rotating.

Mains. I have the Kingfish. (Not shown: salad.) pic.twitter.com/dqUrUbXA6k
@melissamadsen Zoom H1n.
@SnarkyPlatypus Nope. We’re the only party here today so we’re stuck looking at the harbour.
@CraigDaveson @rohan_p I am not coveting my neighbour’s lunch.

Entrées. I have the King Salmon etc. pic.twitter.com/JDW3ePtsT9

Bread. pic.twitter.com/hbBaDYDgeJ

Cyber Lunch will begin shortly. pic.twitter.com/tBWGeMrmgp

It’s terrible up here. pic.twitter.com/dylZ9F7pPd
I won’t read this. I’ll just pass it on to @SnarkyPlatypus for the troll value. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
@CARROT_app @BOM_NSW Oh well that’s OK then. Thanks for the clarification.
“The Trump administration wants to be able to break into your encrypted data. Here’s what you need to know.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1s
Tue plan, draft: Slow start, with fried rice; 1200 “Cyber Security Leaders [allegedly] Press Lunch”, Sydney CBD; re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rT
Some people* are way too enthusiastic in the mornings.
* I use the term quite loosely.
@JustJimWillDo “Oh yes they are!”
@JustJimWillDo “Look out! They’re behind you!”
@ashabeeeee @darrenpauli Oh look! It’s a video of the News Centipede in action!
This is fine. twitter.com/campuscodi/sta…

HELLO EVERYBODY YOU ALL NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY. pic.twitter.com/avkE6YgKD2
I don’t quite understand how there’s rain icons when it’s less likely there’ll be rain, @CARROT_app. A question for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ru
Tuesday. Try hiding to the left of the stage. Audience left. Tuesday.