Tweets by @stilgherrian / July 30th, 2019

OK, I’m outta here. Please do not interfere with the livestock.

10:51 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

I now SO want this to be a thing. twitter.com/wolfcat/status…

10:49 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

wolfcat Insert picture of Putin riding said slug and Trump saying slugs are what made his building the tallest in New York..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d1

10:47 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:48 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

chrisrohlf Somewhere in Maryland a team of very talented nerds is smiling with excitement twitter.com/selinawangtv/s…

10:46 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:46 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

MattBinder good work, detective pic.twitter.com/6ojVS2kKk9

3:49 PM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:46 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

Stratfor “The online short-term leasing service #Airbnb announced that it would delist 200 properties in #Israeli settlement..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DW

10:45 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 10:45 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

@Davidramli @shalailah @AnnaVidot Not that I’m a big fan of jaffles. They’re just toasted sandwiches that have been squashed.

10:43 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@Davidramli @shalailah @AnnaVidot Correct. What is wrong with people?

10:42 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to Davidramli

@roisin6 @nickzoic Dinosaurs are so often a problem. :)

10:38 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to roisin6

@kcarruthers Bye!

10:37 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to kcarruthers

@kcarruthers As long as you think so. [Nods]

10:33 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to kcarruthers

girlsreallyrule Artists installed seesaws designed by architect Ronald Rael at the border wall between the U.S. and Mexico so that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr

10:16 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

@kcarruthers And didn’t you turn out well!

10:30 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to kcarruthers

@GordyPls Have you considered, and I mean this with much love, go fuck yourself.

10:29 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to GordyPls

@TomSear @dobes @purserj @ParrotOfTheDay Please stop.

10:19 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to TomSear

@billplein I wonder how many people remember who Black Sabbath was.

10:17 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to billplein

@roisin6 What is wrong with people?

10:17 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to roisin6

Also correct. twitter.com/smperris/statu…

9:31 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Correct. twitter.com/JenNWCbus/stat…

9:31 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

nigelcameron Here he goes again. Statesmanship in action every time. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

9:12 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 9:13 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Someone just suggested playing “Alice’s Restaurant” and now I want to burn down the entire house.

9:13 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Die Letztekartoffel, @SnarkyPlatypus.

8:44 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Um, @gathgwyn… pic.twitter.com/AVA1CBGDp1

8:34 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS

This probably wasn’t the window cropping that Virgin Australia was after. pic.twitter.com/1Q2kYP74ov

8:15 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

@johnb78 @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @gab4moi @DecayRSO So this is where we are… twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

7:51 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to johnb78

Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “China making ‘quite significant’ strides in supercomputing: Lowy Institute”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1

6:56 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

@dobes What a wonderful world!

6:34 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

Well here’s some more official truth, @dobes. twitter.com/zackwhittaker/…

6:32 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

@purserj @dobes @campbell_kwan @ashabeeeee @achanthadavong Yes, and yes.

5:56 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to purserj

@dobes @campbell_kwan @ashabeeeee @achanthadavong Same.

5:50 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@RichardTuffin @abccanberra @JamieTravers My previous appearance on @abccanberra was almost a year ago, I think, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cT

5:50 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to RichardTuffin

@dobes @campbell_kwan @ashabeeeee @achanthadavong I would like this to stop now.

5:45 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@RichardTuffin @abccanberra And rightly so.

5:41 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to RichardTuffin

@dobes I am now feeling an airplane deficit.

5:27 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@abccanberra I have just told the people of Canberra that I am a robot. So there’s that.

5:26 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@abccanberra Here we go…

5:11 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@dobes It’s more truthy than truth.

5:10 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@abccanberra This will be coming up in a few minutes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

5:06 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@dobes You’re having so much fun, eh.

5:05 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@Davelennonabc Boing! pic.twitter.com/QAIoESOjU0

5:05 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to Davelennonabc

@dobes Meanwhile, I feel that I’m not.

5:03 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

stilgherrian HELLO EVERYBODY YOU ALL NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY. pic.twitter.com/avkE6YgKD2

9:07 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:51 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

johnb78 Incredible scenes pic.twitter.com/PdQi3eI6tg

4:49 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:50 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

FEDERAL ICAC! DRINK!

4:49 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

mathaiaus @Vic_Rollison pic.twitter.com/9W1OVLUF5N

9:32 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:48 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

OaaSvc Bahahahahahaha twitter.com/Vic_Rollison/s…

4:43 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:44 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

Same. twitter.com/manindotblack/…

4:42 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

@manindotblack @dobes That’ll be tomorrow.

4:42 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to manindotblack

I’m talking about how CAPTCHA is using you to train AI systems on @abccanberra at 1710 AEST, so that’s in about hal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2g

4:40 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

@erkpod @tacticalmaid But things go wrong… ;)

4:36 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to erkpod

cokeSZN when you’re soft as fuck but you’ve had enough
pic.twitter.com/vn5vfyLWCt

8:37 AM, Jul 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@TheDanAnimal Probably. I’m not really one for sniffing random passers-by.

4:18 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to TheDanAnimal

@TheDanAnimal There are always ferals.

4:04 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to TheDanAnimal

@RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid Trains just catch fire sometimes.

3:59 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to RealNickHodge

@dobes Mmmm… tingly!

3:58 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dobes

@tacticalmaid It was a C-Set, so basically the same thing. I’m off the train now, but I think they’re behind a door..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HY

3:58 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to tacticalmaid

@dobes I’m getting more interested by the moment.

3:48 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dobes

@tacticalmaid Of course there are fire extinguishers on trains.

3:48 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to tacticalmaid

Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

3:47 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Imagining what it’d be like to have a fire extinguisher let off in your back carriage.

3:40 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Our train was just delayed at Central because, said the guard, “Some ferals* joined the back carriage and set off a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JU

3:38 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@PeteLawler @dobes @joshgnosis I want one right now.

3:33 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to PeteLawler

@dobes @joshgnosis The Ultra-Bevin sounds like a really poor quality sex toy.

3:12 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dobes

aussiastronomer New idea for an interferometric telescope. pic.twitter.com/5UjJFROJQW

8:59 PM, Jul 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

patstokes Suspect that won’t be a problem pic.twitter.com/jXzqqykXxs

2:52 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:53 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

FionaKatauskas ScoMo Knows Best- my @EurekaStreet cartoon eurekastreet.com.au/article/scomo-… pic.twitter.com/yJMBLbA4z9

11:47 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 2:18 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

And cybersecurity lunch is done. Thanks to @AuraInfoSec and the other participants who I’ll thank later.

2:15 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@garystark The O Bar it’s called now, but yes Australia Square.

1:52 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to garystark

Oops I mean I have the soufflé.

1:43 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Desserts. I have the ice cream. pic.twitter.com/xkoOrQfsdx

1:42 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Rotating. pic.twitter.com/1z27BQOaKu

1:33 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

AusElectoralCom A3 state/territory results maps for the 2019 federal election - colour-coded according to electorate representation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iw

1:28 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:30 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

NuclearAnthro This remains one of my favorite schematic representations of nuclear eschatology: twitter.com/nuclearanthro/… pic.twitter.com/ZbInAbnaNz

1:29 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

HibbertChris Parliamentary salaries were never designed as a permanent payment.
It is meant to be a transition payment until yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cn

5:43 PM, Jul 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@SnarkyPlatypus Actually we are rotating. Will provide more photos in due course.

1:09 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

We are rotating.

1:09 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@ericpink @rohan_p His lunch was there in plain sight.

1:07 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ericpink

Mains. I have the Kingfish. (Not shown: salad.) pic.twitter.com/dqUrUbXA6k

12:57 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@melissamadsen Zoom H1n.

12:50 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to melissamadsen

@SnarkyPlatypus Nope. We’re the only party here today so we’re stuck looking at the harbour.

12:39 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@CraigDaveson @rohan_p I am not coveting my neighbour’s lunch.

12:39 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to CraigDaveson

Entrées. I have the King Salmon etc. pic.twitter.com/JDW3ePtsT9

12:31 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Bread. pic.twitter.com/hbBaDYDgeJ

12:15 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Cyber Lunch will begin shortly. pic.twitter.com/tBWGeMrmgp

12:11 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

It’s terrible up here. pic.twitter.com/dylZ9F7pPd

12:09 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS

I won’t read this. I’ll just pass it on to @SnarkyPlatypus for the troll value. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

11:06 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

@CARROT_app @BOM_NSW Oh well that’s OK then. Thanks for the clarification.

10:46 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to CARROT_app

“The Trump administration wants to be able to break into your encrypted data. Here’s what you need to know.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1s

9:41 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

Tue plan, draft: Slow start, with fried rice; 1200 “Cyber Security Leaders [allegedly] Press Lunch”, Sydney CBD; re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rT

9:19 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

Some people* are way too enthusiastic in the mornings.

* I use the term quite loosely.

9:14 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

@JustJimWillDo “Oh yes they are!”

9:14 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to JustJimWillDo

@JustJimWillDo “Look out! They’re behind you!”

9:12 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to JustJimWillDo

@ashabeeeee @darrenpauli Oh look! It’s a video of the News Centipede in action!

9:12 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ashabeeeee

This is fine. twitter.com/campuscodi/sta…

9:09 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

HELLO EVERYBODY YOU ALL NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY. pic.twitter.com/avkE6YgKD2

9:07 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

I don’t quite understand how there’s rain icons when it’s less likely there’ll be rain, @CARROT_app. A question for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ru

8:54 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Tuesday. Try hiding to the left of the stage. Audience left. Tuesday.

8:47 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via TweetDeck

Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

July 30th, 2019