Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 30th, 2019

OK, I’m outta here. Please do not interfere with the livestock.

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I now SO want this to be a thing. twitter.com/wolfcat/status…

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wolfcat Insert picture of Putin riding said slug and Trump saying slugs are what made his building the tallest in New York..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d1

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chrisrohlf Somewhere in Maryland a team of very talented nerds is smiling with excitement twitter.com/selinawangtv/s…

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MattBinder good work, detective pic.twitter.com/6ojVS2kKk9

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Stratfor “The online short-term leasing service announced that it would delist 200 properties in settlement..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DW

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@Davidramli @shalailah @AnnaVidot Not that I’m a big fan of jaffles. They’re just toasted sandwiches that have been squashed.

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@roisin6 @nickzoic Dinosaurs are so often a problem. :)

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girlsreallyrule Artists installed seesaws designed by architect Ronald Rael at the border wall between the U.S. and Mexico so that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr

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@GordyPls Have you considered, and I mean this with much love, go fuck yourself.

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@billplein I wonder how many people remember who Black Sabbath was.

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nigelcameron Here he goes again. Statesmanship in action every time. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Someone just suggested playing “Alice’s Restaurant” and now I want to burn down the entire house.

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This probably wasn’t the window cropping that Virgin Australia was after. pic.twitter.com/1Q2kYP74ov

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “China making ‘quite significant’ strides in supercomputing: Lowy Institute”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1

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Well here’s some more official truth, @dobes. twitter.com/zackwhittaker/…

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@dobes I am now feeling an airplane deficit.

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@abccanberra I have just told the people of Canberra that I am a robot. So there’s that.

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@dobes It’s more truthy than truth.

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@dobes You’re having so much fun, eh.

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@dobes Meanwhile, I feel that I’m not.

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stilgherrian HELLO EVERYBODY YOU ALL NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY. pic.twitter.com/avkE6YgKD2

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johnb78 Incredible scenes pic.twitter.com/PdQi3eI6tg

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FEDERAL ICAC! DRINK!

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OaaSvc Bahahahahahaha twitter.com/Vic_Rollison/s…

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I’m talking about how CAPTCHA is using you to train AI systems on @abccanberra at 1710 AEST, so that’s in about hal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2g

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cokeSZN when you’re soft as fuck but you’ve had enough
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@TheDanAnimal Probably. I’m not really one for sniffing random passers-by.

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@tacticalmaid It was a C-Set, so basically the same thing. I’m off the train now, but I think they’re behind a door..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HY

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@dobes I’m getting more interested by the moment.

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@tacticalmaid Of course there are fire extinguishers on trains.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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Imagining what it’d be like to have a fire extinguisher let off in your back carriage.

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Our train was just delayed at Central because, said the guard, “Some ferals* joined the back carriage and set off a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JU

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@dobes @joshgnosis The Ultra-Bevin sounds like a really poor quality sex toy.

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aussiastronomer New idea for an interferometric telescope. pic.twitter.com/5UjJFROJQW

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patstokes Suspect that won’t be a problem pic.twitter.com/jXzqqykXxs

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And cybersecurity lunch is done. Thanks to @AuraInfoSec and the other participants who I’ll thank later.

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@garystark The O Bar it’s called now, but yes Australia Square.

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AusElectoralCom A3 state/territory results maps for the 2019 federal election - colour-coded according to electorate representation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iw

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NuclearAnthro This remains one of my favorite schematic representations of nuclear eschatology: twitter.com/nuclearanthro/… pic.twitter.com/ZbInAbnaNz

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HibbertChris Parliamentary salaries were never designed as a permanent payment.
It is meant to be a transition payment until yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cn

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@SnarkyPlatypus Actually we are rotating. Will provide more photos in due course.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Nope. We’re the only party here today so we’re stuck looking at the harbour.

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I won’t read this. I’ll just pass it on to @SnarkyPlatypus for the troll value. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@CARROT_app @BOM_NSW Oh well that’s OK then. Thanks for the clarification.

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“The Trump administration wants to be able to break into your encrypted data. Here’s what you need to know.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1s

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Tue plan, draft: Slow start, with fried rice; 1200 “Cyber Security Leaders [allegedly] Press Lunch”, Sydney CBD; re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rT

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Some people* are way too enthusiastic in the mornings.

* I use the term quite loosely.

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@JustJimWillDo “Look out! They’re behind you!”

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@ashabeeeee @darrenpauli Oh look! It’s a video of the News Centipede in action!

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HELLO EVERYBODY YOU ALL NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY. pic.twitter.com/avkE6YgKD2

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I don’t quite understand how there’s rain icons when it’s less likely there’ll be rain, @CARROT_app. A question for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ru

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Tuesday. Try hiding to the left of the stage. Audience left. Tuesday.

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