October 3rd, 2019

@SnarkyPlatypus Honk!

10:59 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus I can’t make this decision for you.

10:52 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus 33C according to the forecast I’m looking at. pic.twitter.com/AUKH3Ejr6B

10:49 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@DrRhysPockett Per square fortnight.

10:44 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to DrRhysPockett

@AbolishAus Who can say? But I’m up for anything here.

10:25 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to AbolishAus

@SnarkyPlatypus That would probably work, yes.

10:18 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@aggerchez That’s wonderful.

10:17 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to aggerchez

@SnarkyPlatypus Well yes but it’s still… remarks.

10:16 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus I am reminded of Molly Meldrum’s Egyptian themed house. pic.twitter.com/c64sAJIxTg

10:09 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@kcarruthers “For the most part,” perhaps. But things are getting serious.

9:55 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to kcarruthers

@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers The chef?

9:53 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to Thefinnigans

@kcarruthers You’re going soft.

9:52 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to kcarruthers

@SnarkyPlatypus That treatment could probably get up.

9:51 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@kcarruthers So what you’re saying is that we should kill all the data engineers. Gotcha. And agreed.

9:50 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to kcarruthers

@SnarkyPlatypus Well, that and the expansion from four or five channels to a bazillion.

9:48 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@swearyanthony This is where it’ll appear.

pm.gov.au/media
soundcloud.com/lowyinstitute

9:47 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to swearyanthony

@warbird @oberonsghost Not that I’m aware of but then I may well be wrong re the older stuff.

9:38 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to warbird

@warbird @oberonsghost Yep, and it’s not actually a thing. It’s just a conspiracy theory.

9:33 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to warbird

@swearyanthony It’ll be on the PM’s website tomorrow, and Lowy Institute will have the audio and probably video onl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vP

9:32 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to swearyanthony

@insurgoformica Wonderful, eh.

9:31 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to insurgoformica

@JohnBirmingham @manindotblack WELL THAT’S MY ENTIRE POINT.

9:18 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to JohnBirmingham

@manindotblack @JohnBirmingham I’m just concerned about John’s welfare.

9:13 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to manindotblack

@manindotblack @JohnBirmingham Me?

9:10 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to manindotblack

@oberonsghost @jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus Poppies are quite profitable, but some people have this whole thing about opium.

9:10 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to oberonsghost

@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus There are farmers and then there are farmers aka agribusinesses.

9:09 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to jonoabroad

@infinite8horizo @JohnBirmingham @samanthamaiden It took me far longer to get that joke than it should have.

9:06 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to infinite8horizo

@_skeletonmeat Oh God, yes, that’s tonight lol. I’ll have to read the transcript in the morning.

9:05 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to _skeletonmeat

@SnarkyPlatypus As long as the farmers don’t just spent this welfare on drugs.

9:04 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@Idealaw @staticsan @WarWraith @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Well they’re the best kind, but they didn’t come up in my search.

9:02 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to Idealaw

@oberonsghost Kinda. I think it means whatever the sulky fascists think it means when no one pays attention to them.

9:02 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to oberonsghost

@JohnBirmingham @samanthamaiden Saves mangrooming, I guess.

8:58 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to JohnBirmingham

@JohnBirmingham Why is this even a question?

8:56 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to JohnBirmingham

@staticsan @WarWraith @Idealaw @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Well that’s the point. A proper dare would create the fri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t3

8:54 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to staticsan

@JohnBirmingham @samanthamaiden This is a terrible euphemism.

8:53 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to JohnBirmingham

@SnarkyPlatypus [Blinks]

8:52 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@staticsan @WarWraith @Idealaw @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Most of the results are breast cancer awareness material,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k0

8:51 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@staticsan @WarWraith @Idealaw @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Pffft! What a shitty dare.

8:51 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to staticsan

@oliyoung Oui.

8:50 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to oliyoung

@johnmcternan That’s fuckin’ shameless, that is.

8:43 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to johnmcternan

@paulkidd Ah well that’s OK then.

8:42 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to paulkidd

@paulkidd Have you been drinking?

8:40 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to paulkidd

@paulkidd That’s the flappy bit at the bottom.

8:39 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to paulkidd

@misskylie77 @maximumcuddles @not_my_debt REMINDER: “Significant chance” doesn’t mean “certainly” or “more than lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0q

8:39 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@misskylie77 @maximumcuddles @not_my_debt Politicians need to be numerate enough to ask “What is a ‘significant’ ch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vs

8:37 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to misskylie77

@joannejacobs HONK!

8:34 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to joannejacobs

@joannejacobs Moo! pic.twitter.com/z9oOztUsc5

8:28 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to joannejacobs

@joannejacobs Are you sure they’re a proper dentist?

8:27 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to joannejacobs

@riskybusiness @christopherneal Everyone I’ve asked this recently is already overworked. Apparently cybers are a big thing now.

8:26 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to riskybusiness

@Idealaw @WarWraith @staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Or at any time, really.

8:22 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to Idealaw

@WarWraith @Idealaw @staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Wait. What are “normal boobies”?

8:20 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@WarWraith @Idealaw @staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM This is not a rabbit-hole I expected to be going down tonight.

8:18 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to WarWraith

@SnarkyPlatypus I’m going to report you for racism now.

8:16 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@darrenpauli All part of my constant effort to improve my search history. [Bows]

8:14 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to darrenpauli

@SnarkyPlatypus “The golden ghetto in Chatswood”? That’s pretty special.

8:13 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@ari_hall @edbott Sorry about that.

8:11 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ari_hall

@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli Yeah but there’s a lot less porn about laundries when compared with plumbers.

8:08 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to juhasaarinen

@ari_hall @edbott Hahaha you used “useful” and “social media” in a sentence.

8:05 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ari_hall

@darrenpauli Gotcha. pic.twitter.com/GVXx99WEJN

8:05 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to darrenpauli

@darrenpauli So, just buy what they said? Or is this a pub trivia question?

7:48 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to darrenpauli

@jplonie @darrenpauli I think I’ve seen this video.

7:43 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to jplonie

@JohnBirmingham Or, and here’s a thought, for the whole string of martinis.

7:43 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to JohnBirmingham

@JohnBirmingham This does not sound hygienic.

7:40 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to JohnBirmingham

@darrenpauli Have you thought of asking the plumber?

7:38 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to darrenpauli

@moylecroft @dobes HONK.

7:19 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to moylecroft

@moylecroft @dobes See, that’s why I reckon you have no stamina. A professional shitposter should be able to run on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KI

7:08 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to moylecroft

@dobes @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus OK I’ll stop tweeting quotes now.

6:52 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@dobes @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus “A scientific 83% of the women in the audience own cooking aprons printed with the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ln

6:50 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@dobes @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus “Having not seen a policy since three Christmases ago, the Tories now hallucinate five before breakfast.”

6:44 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@LaniRefiti @zdnetaustralia For sure, it’s beautiful work.

6:37 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to LaniRefiti

@dobes I would certainly like to huff a kitten about now.

6:34 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@phbarratt @GreenJ The guy who does the evening rush shift on Sydney Central platform 19 occasionally says “Please..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…US

6:30 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to phbarratt

@jonoabroad Six of one…

6:28 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to jonoabroad

@jonoabroad I’ll have to tell you how pharmaceutical approval testing works. I mean, you do get paid to be given unapproved drugs.

6:27 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to jonoabroad

@WarWraith @Idealaw @staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Well, no, but then I wouldn’t have put one in there to begin with.

6:26 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to WarWraith

@Idealaw @staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Years ago I found a desiccated dead rat so of course I scanned it. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yH

6:21 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to Idealaw

@SnarkyPlatypus Well nice middle-class people make sensible decisions, unlike those grubby poors who only have themselves to blame.

6:01 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@JohnBirmingham @scalzi That’s one heck of a panel there.

6:00 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to JohnBirmingham

@zdnetaustralia I decided to have a quick feed of fried rice just now, and since it’s only just touching 6pm I’ll e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LF

5:58 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@TimdeSousa I agree with @VTeagueAus and even quoted this tweet. zdnet.com/article/anu-in…

5:55 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to TimdeSousa

@Idealaw @staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM That’s pretty impressive. Now I want to see the photos.

5:30 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to Idealaw

@ChrissieM @staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus I also liked the almost inevitable cat at every back alley hole-in-the-wall f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tb

5:30 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@ChrissieM @staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus All the chopping seemed to happen on the round chopping block, however, and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i3

5:27 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ChrissieM

@RealNickHodge I approve of this strategy.

5:25 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to RealNickHodge

@staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Without answering that question, did @ChrissieM see this recent photo from Ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zj

5:22 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to staticsan

@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus I was introduced to this process when I experienced The Joy of Salmonella (a brilliant b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hO

5:20 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ChrissieM

@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM @SuperCroup I’m guessing this is another case of the marked default. “Chinese restaurant” versus “restaurant”.

5:19 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM That’s enough Definitely In-Depth Research™ from me.

5:18 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM “Why do Chinese eateries top the NSW Food Authority name and shame register?” (20 Jun 20..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p7

5:16 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM “Brisbane restaurant, West End Garden has been fined $37,500 for food safety breaches af..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9m

5:15 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM “About 80 people affected by suspected salmonella outbreak at a Chinese restaurant at Sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5k

5:14 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM “A SUSPECTED mass outbreak of food poisoning at a Chinese restaurant at Wenty Leagues is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rm

5:14 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM On the other hand, “In March 2007, Long and Linda Fou, owners of the Homebush French Gol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qq

5:12 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Single-restaurant incidents would “only” affect dozens of people at most, so are only bl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…so

5:11 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@zdnetaustralia Pondering dinner options.

5:07 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to stilgherrian

@PeteLawler Gosh.

4:54 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to PeteLawler

@PollHereford @SnarkyPlatypus No jury would convict, etc.

4:50 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to PollHereford

@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie Caravan parks can be quite dangerous.

4:33 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SuperCroup

@marcuskelson @GreenJ Tradition requires me to mention “pining for the fjords”.

4:30 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to marcuskelson

@zdnetaustralia Thu plan, remainder: Potter through my to-do list at a relaxed pace while listening to podcasts and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nS

3:35 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to stilgherrian

@BlogsofWar @dobes None of this is helping anyone. :(

2:32 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to BlogsofWar

@SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie Oh not all this again. :(

2:28 PM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SuperCroup @GordyPls @BundyB @reselsnark @thomas_violence That’s just Rogerson.

11:56 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SuperCroup

@SuperCroup @GordyPls @BundyB @reselsnark @thomas_violence Roger Rogerson could always rock a safari suit. pic.twitter.com/wAwpQ3Cu8U

11:42 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@SuperCroup @GordyPls @BundyB @reselsnark @thomas_violence What about this leisure suit? pic.twitter.com/cWDgC6BRbo

11:39 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SuperCroup

@GordyPls @BundyB @reselsnark @thomas_violence The “short suit” apparently. Like an upside-down safari suit?

11:37 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to GordyPls

@chrisrauchle @reselsnark @thomas_violence Oh people are free to choose to look like twats, I won’t stop them.

11:36 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to chrisrauchle

@awelder @reselsnark @thomas_violence Exactly. pic.twitter.com/Anfj3hscI1

11:26 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to awelder

@BundyB @reselsnark @thomas_violence @GordyPls Is this him here, wearing business casual? pic.twitter.com/THKS9HJvME

11:22 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to BundyB

@reselsnark @jeamland @dobes This one? pic.twitter.com/DOr2H5V2ny

10:44 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to reselsnark

@reselsnark @jeamland @dobes MMMMMEEEEEEHHHHTTTT!!!!1!!!1!

10:39 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to reselsnark

@reselsnark @jeamland I’m happy to bleat appropriately for the circumstances.

10:34 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to reselsnark

@dobes @techoglot Turning back the reactors where it is safe to do so.

10:25 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@trentyarwood @zdnetaustralia I doubt it. Everywhere but ANU is tickety-boo.

10:05 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to trentyarwood

@jeamland Wow, that’s a bit tortured.

9:41 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to jeamland

@dobes @rohan_p HONK! #cyberhonk

9:39 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@MargaretSimons My pleasure. I very much appreciated the historical background too.

7:54 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to MargaretSimons

@MsLods @7ampodcast @MargaretSimons I’m only read the first two chapters of the book so far, but it’s powerful stuff.

7:39 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to MsLods

@CARROT_app Touché. I’ll be over here if you need me.

7:07 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to CARROT_app

@sciencenotscary Pour one for me!

7:02 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to sciencenotscary

@sciencenotscary These jokes just write themselves, don’t they.

6:59 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to sciencenotscary

@upulie You can borrow my t-shirt. pic.twitter.com/Y2cI91ljJP

6:57 AM, Oct 3rd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to upulie