Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 4th, 2019

“Feed Jane Fonda to the whales!” (A thread containing history.) twitter.com/DrMatthewSweet…

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_HayleyElise I can’t believe all you have to do to become an instant millionaire is to spend over two years developing a game af..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dy

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kcarruthers very droll twitter.com/globaltimesnew…

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AyoCaesar “I’d rather be dead in a ditch than ask for an extension.”

- Boris Johnson, literally a month ago. twitter.com/skynews/status…

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crackerscraigo 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3r1BMBa1De

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“Welcome to the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices Online!” museumofquackery.com/welcome.htm

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@joannejacobs Lithgow is a little further from Chatswood though.

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@swearyanthony Well you did get dinner and drinks at Sydney Town Hall. Also, $350 for non-members. myaccount.lowyinstitute.org/events/2019-lo…

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@Gwyntaglaw Proper formatting of ministerial speeches has been missing for some time now. It’s almost as if they do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EN

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@Gwyntaglaw Whoever it is should find a new job.

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@awelder @swearyanthony His idea of connecting with the common people, I guess.

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@swearyanthony In other words, a comprehensive presentation of Scott Morrison’s vision for Australia. You’d think t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5C

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@swearyanthony It’s fair to say that reviews have been, um, mixed.

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Oh @swearyanthony you asked about the Morrison speech. Here ‘tis.

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best_in_dumbest You can’t extract the
“Bless” from
“Jobless” pic.twitter.com/zEVihIAbgr

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@iiTalW @PPantsdown I now want to listen to the CD.

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes Ships could be quite a lot more dry if they didn’t sit in the sea. Just sayin’.

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DatDraggy Putting invisible unicode characters in your twitter name is an easy spam bot detector. pic.twitter.com/DGx7w24G2r

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes I’ll make a note of that, thank you.

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@AISA_National That said, the program for the @AISA_National Australian Cyber Conference next week is insanely pack..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kQ

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This may be of interest to @JustJimWillDo or @dobes or anyone who likes moisture.

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All three days of the Royal Australian Navy’s Sea Power Conference 2019 and all sessions of the King-Hall Naval His..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3y

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PPantsdown Friend of a friend picked this CD up, seems pretty comprehensive! pic.twitter.com/7JaR9iD8En

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@TrainLinkWest “Saving”, singular. Don’t make me come over there.

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SwiftOnSecurity Canadian geese: honk

Australian geese: ʞuoɥ

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@jonkudelka The whole account is a special kind of magic.

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GreatDismal Photo is priceless. twitter.com/briangaar/stat…

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Histreepix The ‘Gang of Four’ (Roy Jenkins, David Owen, Shirley Williams, Bill Rodgers, David Owen II) launch the breakaway So..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…b2

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Histreepix In 1991 a photographer left a baby in a swimming pool, this is the what he found when he returned 25 years later. U..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…W8

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joshmillard dad: oh hey ur back early

beamish boy: wabe’s haunted

dad: what?

beamish boy: *grabbing vorpal sword and galum..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HT

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jonkudelka Downer would absolutely wear a white tux. in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/xQLKVDDXfr

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Is Lindfield an actual place?

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@whiteswine Bravo! Sounds like you have a great team.

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arizclint Trump invented Fox News: twitter.com/atrupar/status…

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I just remembered that there’s a whole Doctor Hu gag thing in “BoJack Horseman”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Does Senator Warner not understand what the CIA’s job is? twitter.com/NBCNews/status…

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I like the name of this high school tuition service. pic.twitter.com/cVPB2EJwEj

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thejohnburgess Not a good start to the w/e,my wife insisted I wash the cat,what a job!…It took me an hour to get the fur off my tongue! (TGIF)

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@kiwibrew It’s not uncommon here, so it didn’t strike me as unusual.

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JustJimWillDo Yup, because that’s his level of competence.

He is totally out of his depth on the international or even national..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qN

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GordyPls Donald Trump do do dodo do do Donald Trump do do dodo do do Donald Trump do do dodo do do Donald Trump

Eric Trump..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eJ

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samanthamaiden Former foreign minister Alexander Downer is accused of making an unauthorised disclosure of his tip the Russians ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FQ

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@TheDanAnimal @SnarkyPlatypus This is in Hurstville. I can grab the address on the way back past.

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@PSyvret Wow I thought it looked lumpy but that’s impressive.

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@dobes This would be excellent goose action. It’s also excellent* that we can merely glance at that second photo an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ql

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@jeamland This is amusing news. :( Good luck.

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@natecochrane A variety pack would be a huge seller.

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@trout_lodge Yes, that’s something I eventually learned, and try to practice.

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redditships My (27m) wife (27f) electrocuted me as a “prank” and thinks I’m overreacting pic.twitter.com/WGGSvjxMNy

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Fri plan, confirmed: Triage all the email n’shit and map out next week*; errands, Hurstville; evening TBA.

* It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kj

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nicolearcher @CNET is stress testing a Galaxy Fold and live streaming it on YouTube and I’m dancing to it pic.twitter.com/Qk1kdk9TCG

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“Donald Trump Is Stuck In A Human Centipede Of Boomer Memes” by @broderick buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanha…

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Full text of Scott Morrison’s Lowy Institute speech, “In Our Interest” pm.gov.au/media/speech-l…

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dobes How does one get an emotional support goose!

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Maggie Beer proposes turning old people into gourmet sausages. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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@dobes I don’t get a long weekend. Having a sook.

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In which Australia’s social security logic goes totally bananas. @jpwarren @NewtonMark twitter.com/JenHogben/stat…

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jplur_ ʜᴏɴᴋ pic.twitter.com/Woe4opN9GM

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Sorry, who’s collecting these email addresses and under what jurisdiction and policies? twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/st…

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peter_tonoli Think you know your stuff about domain names, policy and multistakeholder engagement in an environment of transform..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B3

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purserj I’m being spammed by a very confused bot pic.twitter.com/oOAtuQZ4EO

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oneunderscore__ Giuliani, Barr and Pompeo are literally globetrotting in an attempt to get foreign governments to believe a 4chan p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D8

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TheOnion FBI Warns ‘Downton Abbey’ Screenings Could Be Target For Shootings By Disgruntled Royalist trib.al/gXBT1vM pic.twitter.com/s71QQAYhpj

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BlackIncBooks Hear Walkley Award-winning journalist Margaret Simons chat to Phillip Adams about how she came to write the first-e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iF

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1bobcohn He boasts about grabbing women by p**** and tweets that the impeachment probe is BULLSHIT, but Donald Trump draws t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JP

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@nazzer @kcarruthers Further research — by which I mean scrolling down — indicates that the usual kind is still available.

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doug_ellison This galaxy isn’t to scale. If it were, the coffee under it would collapse into a supercafinated black hole that,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XO

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Sydney’s weather is totally out of control today. pic.twitter.com/WefboHlSQm

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edbott There’s an actual Civil War at Fox News right now. twitter.com/NiallStanage/s…

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@JayStephens I’m a big fan as lizard things.

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TheKouk I wonder if the protesters who turned up at Tim Wilson’s franking credit protests will have their government paymen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0L

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@markhumphries @glengyron Mr @JohnBirmingham once referred to me as his “inappropriate muse” in relation to somethi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fo

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markhumphries Well that’s one way to put it. pic.twitter.com/wGFLiVp2Wi

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dandrezner Jesus fucking Christ. cnn.com/2019/10/03/pol… pic.twitter.com/cz8PZwlEKU

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PessimistsArc 1943: Even with the Nazi threat of WW2 people still thought Radio wsa a threat to kids with one women comparing it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4m

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@pblakez Heh. As should I, though this kinda counts as work for me because these are all really good thoughts. Thanks.

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Fri plan, draft: Triage all the email n’shit and map out next week*; errands, Hurstville; evening TBA.

* It’s a lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zG

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chainbear MAD MAX: FURY ROAD is a shot for shot remake of Super Mario Bros Super Show episode “The Toad Warrior”

a thread:

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KimZetter “One of the days of training was basically building a vocabulary that distracts the user…sensory overloading the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H5

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KimZetter “If the person were to look at that screen after the task had been completed, and say, ‘Oh, was it taking a video?’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…br

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KimZetter Teams were dispatched to target homeless people in Atlanta, students on college campuses and attendees of the BET A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cK

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KimZetter Google workers gave $5 gift cards to get people to provide scan of their face, but didn’t say it was for developing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tz

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@MarquisO @zdnetaustralia Yeah that’s obviously the big one, because the rest sounds fairly straightforward though..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S8

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@pblakez Gotcha. And I agree. My understanding is that’s the next step of the process. This report goes to the boar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2t

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@pblakez What sorts of things would you have added to that? (Bearing in mind this is a dozen pages for a non-technical audience.)

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@pblakez Adding that some unit exploit was a buffer overflow in WebWidgetWidget 1.03.1 isn’t all that useful becaus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MB

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@pblakez That’s the message you got from it? Surely it’s the exact opposite of that. It lists the areas where their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq

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@pblakez Would those details really help, though? Or just take the conversation down a rabbit-hole of smug trainspo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Z

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IwriteOK Eight minutes from press conference to scam collapse. A new Wohl record! twitter.com/BrandyZadrozny…

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I had a dream about filing bug reports and it was in excruciatingly boring detail. I loathe my brain sometimes.

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Friday. You’ll need a ladder and a bucket. Friday.

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