“Feed Jane Fonda to the whales!” (A thread containing history.) twitter.com/DrMatthewSweet…
_HayleyElise I can’t believe all you have to do to become an instant millionaire is to spend over two years developing a game af..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dy
kcarruthers very droll twitter.com/globaltimesnew…
AyoCaesar “I’d rather be dead in a ditch than ask for an extension.”
- Boris Johnson, literally a month ago. twitter.com/skynews/status…
What. The. Actual. Fuck. twitter.com/LeCreusetSA/st…
“Welcome to the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices Online!” museumofquackery.com/welcome.htm
@twiddlekins Oh.
Hmmm…
@joannejacobs Lithgow is a little further from Chatswood though.
@swearyanthony Well you did get dinner and drinks at Sydney Town Hall. Also, $350 for non-members. myaccount.lowyinstitute.org/events/2019-lo…
@Gwyntaglaw Proper formatting of ministerial speeches has been missing for some time now. It’s almost as if they do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EN
@Gwyntaglaw Whoever it is should find a new job.
@awelder @swearyanthony His idea of connecting with the common people, I guess.
@ashabeeeee @dobes @ClaireVM @achanthadavong @campbell_kwan I’m assuming it’s a Samsung product launch.
@Gwyntaglaw Also, “Up My Arse”’.
@swearyanthony In other words, a comprehensive presentation of Scott Morrison’s vision for Australia. You’d think t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5C
@swearyanthony It’s fair to say that reviews have been, um, mixed.
Oh @swearyanthony you asked about the Morrison speech. Here ‘tis.
best_in_dumbest You can’t extract the
“Bless” from
“Jobless” pic.twitter.com/zEVihIAbgr
@iiTalW @PPantsdown I now want to listen to the CD.
@JustJimWillDo @dobes Ships could be quite a lot more dry if they didn’t sit in the sea. Just sayin’.
DatDraggy Putting invisible unicode characters in your twitter name is an easy spam bot detector. pic.twitter.com/DGx7w24G2r
@JustJimWillDo @dobes I’ll make a note of that, thank you.
@AISA_National That said, the program for the @AISA_National Australian Cyber Conference next week is insanely pack..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kQ
Hahahaha no, @AISA_National. pic.twitter.com/kMTLa8ZmC1
This may be of interest to @JustJimWillDo or @dobes or anyone who likes moisture.
@bigbadave They’re not in service yet.
All three days of the Royal Australian Navy’s Sea Power Conference 2019 and all sessions of the King-Hall Naval His..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3y
PPantsdown Friend of a friend picked this CD up, seems pretty comprehensive! pic.twitter.com/7JaR9iD8En
@TrainLinkWest “Saving”, singular. Don’t make me come over there.
SwiftOnSecurity Canadian geese: honk
Australian geese: ʞuoɥ
@jonkudelka The whole account is a special kind of magic.
Correct. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…
@McThingface Is there even an HMAS Wallaby?
GreatDismal Photo is priceless. twitter.com/briangaar/stat…
Histreepix The ‘Gang of Four’ (Roy Jenkins, David Owen, Shirley Williams, Bill Rodgers, David Owen II) launch the breakaway So..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…b2
Histreepix In 1991 a photographer left a baby in a swimming pool, this is the what he found when he returned 25 years later. U..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…W8
joshmillard dad: oh hey ur back early
beamish boy: wabe’s haunted
dad: what?
beamish boy: *grabbing vorpal sword and galum..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HT
jonkudelka Downer would absolutely wear a white tux. in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/xQLKVDDXfr
Well none of these are real people. twitter.com/hingehead/stat…
Makes sense. twitter.com/findgriffin/st…
Is Lindfield an actual place?
@whiteswine Bravo! Sounds like you have a great team.
arizclint Trump invented Fox News: twitter.com/atrupar/status…
I just remembered that there’s a whole Doctor Hu gag thing in “BoJack Horseman”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@morebento It’s in Canberra, so no. :)
@Guruwil OK is OK I guess.
Well this should be amusing. pic.twitter.com/DhyCCAww1m
Well this isn’t good. twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…
Does Senator Warner not understand what the CIA’s job is? twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
@steven_noble Ideally, yes.
I like the name of this high school tuition service. pic.twitter.com/cVPB2EJwEj
thejohnburgess Not a good start to the w/e,my wife insisted I wash the cat,what a job!…It took me an hour to get the fur off my tongue! (TGIF)
@kiwibrew It’s not uncommon here, so it didn’t strike me as unusual.
JustJimWillDo Yup, because that’s his level of competence.
He is totally out of his depth on the international or even national..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qN
GordyPls Donald Trump do do dodo do do Donald Trump do do dodo do do Donald Trump do do dodo do do Donald Trump
Eric Trump..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eJ
samanthamaiden Former foreign minister Alexander Downer is accused of making an unauthorised disclosure of his tip the Russians ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FQ
@bigbadave Meridian Hotel, Hurstville.
@SnarkyPlatypus @schlutes Finally weather to match the culture!
@tashlee Haha no.
Chicken Laksa, $10. pic.twitter.com/VaFGiLCpQa
@TheDanAnimal @SnarkyPlatypus This is in Hurstville. I can grab the address on the way back past.
@PSyvret Wow I thought it looked lumpy but that’s impressive.
Very @SnarkyPlatypus content. pic.twitter.com/taBJhBqX15
Well that changed quickly. pic.twitter.com/zWsALEV1bE
QUOLLS. twitter.com/ecologibel/sta…
@moylecroft QUOLLS!
@dobes This would be excellent goose action. It’s also excellent* that we can merely glance at that second photo an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ql
Excellent motivational post from @TwoSetViolin. pic.twitter.com/1cEowzhqsO
@schlutes @jpwarren @NewtonMark That’s remarkably fucked.
@jeamland This is amusing news. :( Good luck.
@natecochrane A variety pack would be a huge seller.
I’ll pay this. twitter.com/jjjove/status/…
@macadamia_man Arf!
@AlbionLoveDen I’m a professional.
@trout_lodge Yes, that’s something I eventually learned, and try to practice.
redditships My (27m) wife (27f) electrocuted me as a “prank” and thinks I’m overreacting pic.twitter.com/WGGSvjxMNy
Next steps: Coffee; shower.
Fri plan, confirmed: Triage all the email n’shit and map out next week*; errands, Hurstville; evening TBA.
* It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kj
nicolearcher @CNET is stress testing a Galaxy Fold and live streaming it on YouTube and I’m dancing to it pic.twitter.com/Qk1kdk9TCG
“Donald Trump Is Stuck In A Human Centipede Of Boomer Memes” by @broderick buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanha…
Full text of Scott Morrison’s Lowy Institute speech, “In Our Interest” pm.gov.au/media/speech-l…
dobes How does one get an emotional support goose!
Maggie Beer proposes turning old people into gourmet sausages. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
@dobes I don’t get a long weekend. Having a sook.
In which Australia’s social security logic goes totally bananas. @jpwarren @NewtonMark twitter.com/JenHogben/stat…
Somehow I think @dobes should see this. twitter.com/iLobbyist/stat…
Sorry, who’s collecting these email addresses and under what jurisdiction and policies? twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/st…
peter_tonoli Think you know your stuff about domain names, policy and multistakeholder engagement in an environment of transform..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B3
purserj I’m being spammed by a very confused bot pic.twitter.com/oOAtuQZ4EO
oneunderscore__ Giuliani, Barr and Pompeo are literally globetrotting in an attempt to get foreign governments to believe a 4chan p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D8
TheOnion FBI Warns ‘Downton Abbey’ Screenings Could Be Target For Shootings By Disgruntled Royalist trib.al/gXBT1vM pic.twitter.com/s71QQAYhpj
BlackIncBooks Hear Walkley Award-winning journalist Margaret Simons chat to Phillip Adams about how she came to write the first-e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iF
1bobcohn He boasts about grabbing women by p**** and tweets that the impeachment probe is BULLSHIT, but Donald Trump draws t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JP
@nazzer @kcarruthers Further research — by which I mean scrolling down — indicates that the usual kind is still available.
@nazzer @kcarruthers The story is from 2015. huffingtonpost.com.au/2015/07/02/new…
doug_ellison This galaxy isn’t to scale. If it were, the coffee under it would collapse into a supercafinated black hole that,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XO
Sydney’s weather is totally out of control today. pic.twitter.com/WefboHlSQm
edbott There’s an actual Civil War at Fox News right now. twitter.com/NiallStanage/s…
@JayStephens I’m a big fan as lizard things.
TheKouk I wonder if the protesters who turned up at Tim Wilson’s franking credit protests will have their government paymen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0L
@markhumphries @glengyron Mr @JohnBirmingham once referred to me as his “inappropriate muse” in relation to somethi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fo
@glengyron Look @markhumphries started it.
markhumphries Well that’s one way to put it. pic.twitter.com/wGFLiVp2Wi
dandrezner Jesus fucking Christ. cnn.com/2019/10/03/pol… pic.twitter.com/cz8PZwlEKU
Rule 34. twitter.com/markhumphries/…
PessimistsArc 1943: Even with the Nazi threat of WW2 people still thought Radio wsa a threat to kids with one women comparing it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4m
@pblakez Heh. As should I, though this kinda counts as work for me because these are all really good thoughts. Thanks.
Fri plan, draft: Triage all the email n’shit and map out next week*; errands, Hurstville; evening TBA.
* It’s a lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zG
chainbear MAD MAX: FURY ROAD is a shot for shot remake of Super Mario Bros Super Show episode “The Toad Warrior”
a thread:
So @expectproblems meet @johnnysunshine, @johnnysunshine meet @expectproblems. [Smirk] twitter.com/johnnysunshine…
KimZetter “One of the days of training was basically building a vocabulary that distracts the user…sensory overloading the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H5
KimZetter “If the person were to look at that screen after the task had been completed, and say, ‘Oh, was it taking a video?’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…br
KimZetter Teams were dispatched to target homeless people in Atlanta, students on college campuses and attendees of the BET A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cK
KimZetter Google workers gave $5 gift cards to get people to provide scan of their face, but didn’t say it was for developing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tz
@MarquisO @zdnetaustralia Yeah that’s obviously the big one, because the rest sounds fairly straightforward though..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S8
@pblakez Gotcha. And I agree. My understanding is that’s the next step of the process. This report goes to the boar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2t
@pblakez What sorts of things would you have added to that? (Bearing in mind this is a dozen pages for a non-technical audience.)
@pblakez Adding that some unit exploit was a buffer overflow in WebWidgetWidget 1.03.1 isn’t all that useful becaus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MB
@pblakez That’s the message you got from it? Surely it’s the exact opposite of that. It lists the areas where their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq
Correct. twitter.com/JayStephens/st…
@pblakez Would those details really help, though? Or just take the conversation down a rabbit-hole of smug trainspo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Z
IwriteOK Eight minutes from press conference to scam collapse. A new Wohl record! twitter.com/BrandyZadrozny…
@derekbradley We are terrible people.
I had a dream about filing bug reports and it was in excruciatingly boring detail. I loathe my brain sometimes.
Friday. You’ll need a ladder and a bucket. Friday.