Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 6th, 2019

OK, I’m going to bed now, you’ll be pleased to know. Gorn.

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Anyway, I’m just trying to help.

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I suspect this isn’t my best crowdfunding strategy ever.

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If you enjoyed this vision of your reality, please throw something into the tip jar at stilgherrian.com/tip.

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Anyway, I’ll leave you to think about that.

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Next time you see Uhlmann on Nine, imagine what his cumface would be like. Like, 1000% smug and pleased with himself, but oblivious.

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It would end in dissatisfaction for both of them, but with both convinced they were brilliant, because they have al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zJ

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Uhlmann would be the whiney demanding bottom, utterly convinced that he deserves the devoted attention and pleasuring.

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Hildebrand would be the fumbling incompetent top.

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Stop retweeting cunts, even if you’re doing do because they’re being cunts. It means you’re giving these cunts a pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bm

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Hildebrand / Uhlmann.

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See? I told you quokkas are bullshit. twitter.com/CSIRO/status/1…

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stilgherrian ICYMI: “Talking ‘The Core’ on ABC Adelaide” (15min audio) stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

This is the audio from Tuesday e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PE

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stilgherrian NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 488: Reminiscences in a warm Sydney spring” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/48… Covers 30 Sep to 6..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0T

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beneltham This is ScoMo’s QAnon bestie. It’s wild twitter.com/BurnedSpy34/st…

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epilesbian i can’t believe this is real. i love this so much pic.twitter.com/1Q7JN6B1Cl

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… and there’s this: “Trump’s bid for Sydney casino 30 years ago rejected due to ‘mafia connections’” (16 Aug 2017) theguardian.com/us-news/2017/a…

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joshgnosis Shorter Hildebrand. pic.twitter.com/dU7Y6VioXs

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smolrobots 476) Flagbot. Keep up with a rapidly-changing political landscape with this holographic flag robot which can shift..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lo

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_youhadonejob1 What a relief. pic.twitter.com/2XlyF4m6T5

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@KrazyKarl910 My room has cured meats and whiskey. I have read it correctly. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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The concept of “Boris Johnson’s technology advisor” is akin to a “cattle calculus tutor”. twitter.com/piersmorgan/st…

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Reassuring: “China breeds giant pigs the size of polar bears as African swine fever causes pork shortage” scmp.com/economy/china-…

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Is there a German word for sportsball sookage?

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@morebento @SnarkyPlatypus And university politics is where many of them start. I find it fascinating, the tension..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4l

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@morebento @SnarkyPlatypus There is just SO much in those two sentences.

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Pinboard Hong Kong government: businesses are being terrorized by rioters
Hong Kong businesses: are you protesting? Please h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZB

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I may have ordered a platter. To go with the Old Fashioned. pic.twitter.com/SKUtFlg2os

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upulie let a thousand maths professors scream twitter.com/leecronin/stat…

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@BennettArron Mate. That’s very, very good, but over on this side of the planet, etc. ;) But, you know, woof!

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@IanMartin Oh I know, all is good. :) I understand that he’s an acquired taste.

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@MargaretSimons The pleasure is all mine. I’m learning a lot.

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Nick Cave as “the pop-music Wagner”? Gosh. The whole murder ballads realm is magnificent. twitter.com/IanMartin/stat…

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@AnnabelAstbury @Lilylauren @MikeyRobins What’s scary is that I knew this too. I feel so old and male.

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@MikeyRobins @AnnabelAstbury Alas (?) they put all potential players through STI tests, and a significant number le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oz

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MikeyRobins Got an idea for a reality show “Herpes Island” it writes itself

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@johnmcternan I think @MargaretSimons has done a wonderful job of weaving together the threads of Penny’s career wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2c

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@johnmcternan NP, it’s a brilliant book, though obviously I’m biased.

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Meanwhile, this is a very Penny Wong interaction. Also, very @johnmcternan content, I think. pic.twitter.com/YXJk1U4Q8Y

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For those who don’t know, because I don’t talk about this much except to close friends, Toby Wong was a close frien..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xX

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Obviously I have a whiskey while reading this.

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Senator Wong is probably unhappy with me for talking about Toby, but I’m learning things I didn’t know so obviously..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eq

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Also, it’s reminding me just how tiny is the incestuous little duck pond of South Australian politics.

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“The Errand Boy: Why is Australia’s prime minister so eager to help Trump?” (3 Oct) slate.com/news-and-polit…

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firstdogonmoon i hope they don’t have water cannons twitter.com/TimWilsonMP/st…

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fesshole my football-mad neighbours used to have a TV that I could stream to without a password, so I would listen to them g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BW

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pixelatedboat Well, I saw Joker. Not sure what all the fuss was about, it’s just a realistic portrayal of every white guy who does standup

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@MatthewBevan I think you may have just worked out how to make it bearable.

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troyhunt Twitter DM spam is getting weirder and weirder… pic.twitter.com/YUAUnpxkAl

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Louiseontwitr Only if men choose not to GET OVER IT twitter.com/wsj/status/118…

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philipjcowley Don’t remember this being in the Yellowhammer document… pic.twitter.com/a73G6XPaMe

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best_in_dumbest Put the “Meth”
back in “Methodical” pic.twitter.com/JkQwtoMWGB

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@savourybanana Your family must be deeply disappointed.

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kathyra_ trolling developers is hard, because they’re usually pretty easy-going and accepting of different views. getting a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jp

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ICYMI: “Talking ‘The Core’ on ABC Adelaide” (15min audio) stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

This is the audio from Tuesday e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PE

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 488: Reminiscences in a warm Sydney spring” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/48… Covers 30 Sep to 6..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0T

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jennschiffer those whiskey pods are just gentrified vodka tampons, i am not impressed

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bigmac What an amazing coincidence… abc.net.au/news/2019-10-0… pic.twitter.com/gaOePz4AdY

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Checked in. Now, to Chinatown for wonton noodle soup, I reckon. Unless I suddenly get a better idea.

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Wait, what? Is this more stupid or less stupid though? twitter.com/christophernea…

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@SnarkyPlatypus You know that will definitely happen though, right?

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@munin They seem to be one ounce of whisky, which seems wrong for sipping purposes.

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OK, so the Glenlivet pods are a thing..twitter.com/RachelTobac/st…2x

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Being murdered by plane tree pollen. It’s like being hit with a plant-based bukkake but without the good bits.

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AnyTripAU We’ve updated our experimental WebTLS to so you can see both Sydney Metro and Sydney Trains (North Shore) services..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nd

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WoodyLuvsCoffee I’m putting my old band back together. pic.twitter.com/vkonW76rdK

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jashkenas Today is the one year anniversary of The Big Hack.

Never retracted; never followed up or clarified by Bloomberg; t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ro

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Having returned the Hurstville apartment to its rightful owner I’m making my way to Central-ish to check in and then seek out brunch.

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“Amanda Feilding has spent 54 years experimenting with psychedelics — for the sake of science”abc.net.au/news/2019-10-0…X

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Sun plan, sort of confirmed: Prep Hurstville apartment (done); make owner coffee (shortly); transition to Haymarket..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6j

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patriot_snopes Breasts are a biological reality; “boobs” are a cultural construction.

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damiengwalter Which came first?

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Beathhigh Cafferty: A wee Glenlivet, John?
Rebus: Aye, why not.
Cafferty: There you go.
[punch-up ensues] twitter.com/theglenlivet/s…

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@Idealaw It’s good for the soul, or something?

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“US, UK, and Australia jointly request for Facebook to stop end-to-end encryption plans” by @campbell_kwan zdnet.com/article/us-uk-…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “ANU incident report on massive data breach is a must-read” zdnet.com/article/anu-in…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lX

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TrumpsTies When nuclear talks break down, surprising no one. twitter.com/trumpsties/sta…

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@juhasaarinen I think it’s stupid* but I can’t be arsed getting worked up about it.

* If people want to start work..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w8

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ICYMI, some of you people asked me to post that radio spot about Adelaide’s “The Core” magazine from Tuesday night,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fq

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SwiftOnSecurity Millennial divorces: We both realized that we were two people joined by the memory of who we used to be.

Boomer di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0E

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I’ll say this only once because you should all know this by now. It’s DAYLIGHT SAVING not not Daylight SavingS. Som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MH

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@AndrewM81455638 This sounds… suboptimal. I hope you get some news soon.

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@oberonsghost I can imagine! It’s a bit of a haul from UAE.

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@oberonsghost Welcome back. I trust the flight was “pleasant”?

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Sun plan, draft: Prep the Hurstville apartment; make the owner a coffee; transition to Haymarket to get out of thei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j1

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A pleasant enough day ahead for Sydney. pic.twitter.com/taGv91Y5AR

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I’m up rather early for a Sunday but I must make the Hurstville apartment completely ready before this aircraft dis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OE

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Sunday. The fig tree is deceptive. Sunday.

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