Oh. I am meant to be trying to get some sleep, not shitposting. I have SO many cybers to deal with tomorrow.
JohnKachoyan Every time another Arts mental health initiative pops into my inbox I think ‘Just pay artists. Just pay properly. J..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nh
@nnwakelam Oi!
unklerupert “Zardoz speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality, to kill the brutals who multiply, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JI
@SnarkyPlatypus There’s some very odd things in that stream.
@TimWattsMP Sacking offence?
This is very @SnarkyPlatypus content too. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
fesshole I watch lots of transgender porn and have to imagine my girlfriend has a penis to get aroused when I’m with her. I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U0
fesshole My first wank was over a picture of my mum when she was 20
fesshole I can only orgasm if my partner shouts ‘TICKET’S PLEASE’. I don’t even like trains or buses.
@franksting That’s would seem to be a good strategy, yes.
fesshole Recently on a stag doo 1 of the lads stuck his finger up his bum & asked us to sniff it. Lil did he know I shoved b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lx
How do you even…twitter.com/langtoncapital…jc
@firstdogonmoon So is she.
“Time for the Morrison Government to secure its own cybers,” says @TimWattsMP, who clearly has learned to use the w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cL
@paulbam3 Hmmm. Never choose anyone smarter than yourself?
@jjjohncau Hurrah!

colinfreeman99 “How did you hear about us?” asks Nigerian hotel’s booking form. One option on offer is: “It came to me in a dream”. pic.twitter.com/jV9CKOtjsy

jnudey please excuse me while i search for a new psychiatrist pic.twitter.com/6bQRDzC9aJ
@nschultz But there are also smart people in politics. I’ve met several of them over the years. As well as quite a few of the thick ones.
@SnarkyPlatypus True enough.
@jonoabroad The tubes aren’t much good by themselves.
Politicians who have views I disagree with is one thing, and yeah that’s democracy and I can suck it up. But how co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lA
Matt Canavan said something clueless? Must be a day with a Y in it.
OK then. twitter.com/darrenmcmullen…
@jonoabroad @JohnBirmingham @dannolan I would like a Tribute Pig.
MooseAllain I bought a self-assembly bird table recently. The lazy bastards haven’t even opened the box, all they’ve done is sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wj
glengyron Working at Ikea popping a few extra screws in each package just to fuck you up.

dzennon Homophobes thinking climbing rainbow steps will turn them gay 🌈
pic.twitter.com/9nWtYB5O6b

MichaelGalanin Visualizing How Much Fuel a Saturn V Used per Second in Terms of Elephants. pic.twitter.com/Jcji0JJ9ch
fesshole I went to see Love Simon at the cinema 3 times. Each time I made out with a different random guy in the back row in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d3
JackDAshby Echidna snouts can detect electricity.
We don’t know how this works.
#MonotremeMonday #fieldwork #Tasmania..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hp
@JohnBirmingham @dannolan What about that documentary, “Razorback”?
danielzklein Game idea: dungeons and dragons. You can play either as a dungeon or a dragon. The dungeon’s goal is to get a nice..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gs
@max_au @kcarruthers @ps_cgroup The balance just transfers to the new card. The staff just does some database magic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…35
@LexPlans @jodiem @GordyPls @kcarruthers We will definitely* keep you safe.
@itgrrl @kylieengineer @silviocesare @Bruce1979 @kcarruthers It’s going to be hell! #CyberCon
I have completed all of today’s tasks and returned to my Melbourne hotel to have an early night. I’m hoping I’ll sl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pR

@ps_cgroup I am very high. pic.twitter.com/1MGzPiGc3W

The view from Eureka 89 for the launch of the Pure Security brand. Thanks, @ps_cgroup. pic.twitter.com/1qICfRg3mZ

The jokes write themselves..#CyberConopic.twitter.com/QkjXyESWc6c6

Cybered! #CyberCon pic.twitter.com/Wzq9uaHo7s
Waiting in line to be cybered. #CyberCon
@jpwarren @MsLods Both cities have decent transport systems, each with strengths and weaknesses. Except Melbourne h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hs
@MsLods Done! That was very quick, but an errand that offered me no benefit that I can figure out.
@johnmcternan @ps_cgroup That’s the one. :)
@juhasaarinen @Leighlo Wait. You do journalism?
I WOULD WATCH THIS PROGRAM. twitter.com/purserj/status…
KlasfeldReports Trump and Zuckerberg met at the White House exactly two weeks ago. twitter.com/JuddLegum/stat…
I shouldn’t laugh, I know, but I am definitely laughing. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
@jxeeno No, Waterloo has very little beauty, in fact.
@johnmcternan @ps_cgroup “Myki card expires four years after purchase” but the balance automatically transfers to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xf
natecochrane One of the scarier threads you’ll read today. twitter.com/jrehling/statu…
Mon plan, remainder: Replace my Myki because apparently MYKI CARDS EXPIRE FOR SOME STUPID FUCKING REASON; 1700+ con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LJ
hpstorian Not a single Murray’s bus available today 😭
Anyone heading down to Canberra from Sydney this evening let me know…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eq
@munin @SnarkyPlatypus But we do have a Queensland.
@sasha_a Thanks. :)
@virtualpete Hahaha yeah right. I’ll believe it when I’m riding on it.
@munin @SnarkyPlatypus Well, compare the education systems, etc. ;)
@evcricket It certainly was. I’m roughly halfway through to book now, and still enjoying learning so much.
@SnarkyPlatypus True, but the book has lots of detail on how all that unfolded. I am learning SO much from this book.

@SnarkyPlatypus Farmers overreacting? Never! pic.twitter.com/KSbKTgTAUu

SkyBus’n. pic.twitter.com/miqfpN0Cpy
@flowblok It’s best to be assertive about these things.
AlishaRai It looks like TOMS’s mailing list was hacked and I guess times are so rough hackers are just sending self care remi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4E
@GordyPls @coldsnacks Well that’s failed already.
Arrest the Carbon! twitter.com/Jeff_Sparrow/s…
@coldsnacks @GordyPls Coward!
@cafuego And rightly so.

Touchdown Melbourne. instagram.com/p/B3TaQw8AwFO/…

And over we go..pic.twitter.com/3X2uiO2P8P8P

I think I can see our spot in the landing queue. pic.twitter.com/RjWuiIIPsL
@macadamia_man The aircraft only has 30 rows of seats, being a Boeing 737-800, so no. (See also: earlier tweet.)

We’ve started our descent from 38,000ft. pic.twitter.com/YOg5HpltNy

jeamland Universal truth. pic.twitter.com/qIuHGLzzOz

About to enter Victoria. pic.twitter.com/G1bFy5zE7S
@acaderama Check the altitude. ;)

Hello, Canberra. pic.twitter.com/8BkPjGmRy2
@christopherneal Oui.

Here I am. pic.twitter.com/nlSnXAW9tL
Oh wait, I have internets.
Transmitters off. See you in Melbourne.
@jodiem @RealNickHodge @kcarruthers @GordyPls This has all become quite strange.

The view from 29A. instagram.com/p/B3TPYHSAZFe/…
DrRhysPockett Damn these radical leftists. twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…
Oh dear. twitter.com/ESPNCFB/status…

RT [PROTECTED]: CYBER CORMS.
Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland. pic.twitter.com/FjyAYd3izb
Wow. Just, wow. twitter.com/JustJimWillDo/…
@RealNickHodge @jodiem @GordyPls @kcarruthers Oh fair enough.
@RealNickHodge @jodiem @GordyPls @kcarruthers Why?

My sky-chariot will be VH-YFF, and why not. pic.twitter.com/23LxcxRjq0
@jodiem @GordyPls @kcarruthers It’s for the cybering.
@kinshasha Oh cute. :)

Not my sky-chariot today, but I do like the ATR 72. pic.twitter.com/npgNZiLWdC
Helena_LB Periodical reminder that .docx, .pptx, and .xlsx files are zip files. Change the file extension to .zip and VOILÀ!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5h

Aeroplanes, with scudgey sky. pic.twitter.com/DQANknelh9
It has been determined that I don’t smell of explosives.
stilgherrian That said, I want you to REALLY visualise this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

dannolan Keep thinking about this pic.twitter.com/AOWHCMwQ7s
@SnarkyPlatypus Well, we do need to think of something else to do with Nauru…
@dobes @VTeagueAus @jpwarren @NewtonMark @BetteMidler I did have to look it up though.
@dobes @VTeagueAus @jpwarren @NewtonMark @BetteMidler I see what you did there.
Maybe they’ll all be sent to re-education camps or something.
@VTeagueAus @jpwarren @NewtonMark @dobes Honestly, we shouldn’t have to rely on @BetteMidler to explain things to people.
Attn: @VTeagueAus @jpwarren @NewtonMark @dobes. twitter.com/BetteMidler/st…
poppy_northcutt As this thread points out, the space station was designed for the comfort and convenience of males and women astron..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QI
flaplette my $5000 oscilloscope can’t connect to the network because a wifi-enabled lightbulb stole its fixed IP address.
th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qi
@dawnstarau @AISA_National I didn’t give it permission, and I usually have Bluetooth turned off anyway. But yes, co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Us
@SnarkyPlatypus @erstkate Indeed. I have also just coined a companion word for “gaydar” which is “gaymitter”.
@dawnstarau @AISA_National And then there’s the app. I generally don’t use conference apps but I thought I’d give this one a try.
@SnarkyPlatypus @erstkate [Awaits grief]
@SnarkyPlatypus @erstkate You would never broadcast your sexuality, @SnarkyPlatypus…
While I’m certainly looking forward to @AISA_National’s #CyberCon, running it with up to 16 simultaneous streams is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yb
Mon plan, non-holiday, confirmed: Sudden radio spot (done); administrivia and comms, with coffee (now); 1400 VA846..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8B
simongerman600 These photo of a Bengal Tiger is composed of only 2500 pixels. That’s the number of Bengal Tigers that are still al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kg
@llc1138 I’m glad, because the more cybery the better I reckon.
@abcdarwin And the radio spot is done. That was fun.
Here we go on @abcdarwin… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Ah, mangroves first. Worst mass die-back of mangroves ever recorded, apparently, and it’s getting worse. I think it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K0
@NickyWill100 @abcdarwin Uhuh, and possible players are TIO, ACMA, ACCC, or maybe a new agency.
@jplonie Just imagine though!
I’ll be talking about this on @abcdarwin in about 20 minutes or so, after 0830 ACST / 1000 AEDT. Listen at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zV
“‘People are frustrated’: Turf war brewing over how to regulate tech titans” smh.com.au/business/compa… A digital ombudsman, eh?
@JustJimWillDo You’re not old enough to be a “senior”.
@7ampodcast Listening to this would be 15 minutes well spent. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Who is Scott Morrison?” pca.st/0knx9aef
@shiftkey @SnarkyPlatypus There is so much glorious yet subtle shade in the book.
“Morrison’s eagerness to please on the call merely reflects a larger trend in this tightening relationship in which..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jl
sbmeunier See what I have been saying? For PWC, a #blockchain is “any software using linked lists & cryptography”. And #DLT i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tq
There’s quite a lot to think about in this photo. twitter.com/naagovau/statu…
@Kalanyr Just invoice me so I can ignore it later. :)
@JustJimWillDo Happy Cybering, Jim! I think I’ll have a whack of the cyber-piñata later today regardless.
@GordyPls Asl?
@kels_316 @Richard50877354 HAPPY CYBERWEEK.
“Political donations hidden from NSW planning authorities by big corporations” theguardian.com/australia-news… “Exclusive:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…op
I should probably mention that this is Australian Cyber Week 2019. austcyber.com/news-events/au… #AUCyberWeek2019
@jsleeio Well this requires quite a bit of thought.
Further alleged plans may of course be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Mon plan, draft, it being not a holiday for me alas: Slow start (in progress); administrivia and comms, with coffee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kq
AliceSnedden Me to my gynaecologist twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
IYCMI last night, a thread. An important thread. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
jonkudelka To be fair, upsetting Joe Hildebrand counts as a KPI in any worthy endeavour.
@sylmobile But all of it?

It’s looking like an adequate day for Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/CNMeD6NiCf
patstokes Me: These pods are a terrible thing to do to good whiskey.
Twitter: Why do you hate astronauts? twitter.com/nppendleton/st…
Monday. Did you really eat the whole packet? Monday.