Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 7th, 2019

Oh. I am meant to be trying to get some sleep, not shitposting. I have SO many cybers to deal with tomorrow.

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JohnKachoyan Every time another Arts mental health initiative pops into my inbox I think ‘Just pay artists. Just pay properly. J..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nh

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unklerupert “Zardoz speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality, to kill the brutals who multiply, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JI

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s some very odd things in that stream.

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fesshole I watch lots of transgender porn and have to imagine my girlfriend has a penis to get aroused when I’m with her. I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U0

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fesshole My first wank was over a picture of my mum when she was 20

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fesshole I can only orgasm if my partner shouts ‘TICKET’S PLEASE’. I don’t even like trains or buses.

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@franksting That’s would seem to be a good strategy, yes.

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fesshole Recently on a stag doo 1 of the lads stuck his finger up his bum & asked us to sniff it. Lil did he know I shoved b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lx

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“Time for the Morrison Government to secure its own cybers,” says @TimWattsMP, who clearly has learned to use the w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cL

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@paulbam3 Hmmm. Never choose anyone smarter than yourself?

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colinfreeman99 “How did you hear about us?” asks Nigerian hotel’s booking form. One option on offer is: “It came to me in a dream”. pic.twitter.com/jV9CKOtjsy

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jnudey please excuse me while i search for a new psychiatrist pic.twitter.com/6bQRDzC9aJ

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@nschultz But there are also smart people in politics. I’ve met several of them over the years. As well as quite a few of the thick ones.

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@jonoabroad The tubes aren’t much good by themselves.

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Politicians who have views I disagree with is one thing, and yeah that’s democracy and I can suck it up. But how co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lA

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Matt Canavan said something clueless? Must be a day with a Y in it.

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MooseAllain I bought a self-assembly bird table recently. The lazy bastards haven’t even opened the box, all they’ve done is sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wj

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glengyron Working at Ikea popping a few extra screws in each package just to fuck you up.

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dzennon Homophobes thinking climbing rainbow steps will turn them gay 🌈
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MichaelGalanin Visualizing How Much Fuel a Saturn V Used per Second in Terms of Elephants. pic.twitter.com/Jcji0JJ9ch

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fesshole I went to see Love Simon at the cinema 3 times. Each time I made out with a different random guy in the back row in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d3

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JackDAshby Echidna snouts can detect electricity.
We don’t know how this works.
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@JohnBirmingham @dannolan What about that documentary, “Razorback”?

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danielzklein Game idea: dungeons and dragons. You can play either as a dungeon or a dragon. The dungeon’s goal is to get a nice..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gs

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@max_au @kcarruthers @ps_cgroup The balance just transfers to the new card. The staff just does some database magic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…35

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I have completed all of today’s tasks and returned to my Melbourne hotel to have an early night. I’m hoping I’ll sl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pR

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The view from Eureka 89 for the launch of the Pure Security brand. Thanks, @ps_cgroup. pic.twitter.com/1qICfRg3mZ

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Waiting in line to be cybered.

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@jpwarren @MsLods Both cities have decent transport systems, each with strengths and weaknesses. Except Melbourne h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hs

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@MsLods Done! That was very quick, but an errand that offered me no benefit that I can figure out.

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KlasfeldReports Trump and Zuckerberg met at the White House exactly two weeks ago. twitter.com/JuddLegum/stat…

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I shouldn’t laugh, I know, but I am definitely laughing. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@jxeeno No, Waterloo has very little beauty, in fact.

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@johnmcternan @ps_cgroup “Myki card expires four years after purchase” but the balance automatically transfers to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xf

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natecochrane One of the scarier threads you’ll read today. twitter.com/jrehling/statu…

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Mon plan, remainder: Replace my Myki because apparently MYKI CARDS EXPIRE FOR SOME STUPID FUCKING REASON; 1700+ con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LJ

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hpstorian Not a single Murray’s bus available today 😭

Anyone heading down to Canberra from Sydney this evening let me know…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eq

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@virtualpete Hahaha yeah right. I’ll believe it when I’m riding on it.

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@munin @SnarkyPlatypus Well, compare the education systems, etc. ;)

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@evcricket It certainly was. I’m roughly halfway through to book now, and still enjoying learning so much.

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@SnarkyPlatypus True, but the book has lots of detail on how all that unfolded. I am learning SO much from this book.

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@flowblok It’s best to be assertive about these things.

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AlishaRai It looks like TOMS’s mailing list was hacked and I guess times are so rough hackers are just sending self care remi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4E

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@macadamia_man The aircraft only has 30 rows of seats, being a Boeing 737-800, so no. (See also: earlier tweet.)

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jeamland Universal truth. pic.twitter.com/qIuHGLzzOz

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Transmitters off. See you in Melbourne.

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DrRhysPockett Damn these radical leftists. twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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Not my sky-chariot today, but I do like the ATR 72. pic.twitter.com/npgNZiLWdC

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Helena_LB Periodical reminder that .docx, .pptx, and .xlsx files are zip files. Change the file extension to .zip and VOILÀ!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5h

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It has been determined that I don’t smell of explosives.

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stilgherrian That said, I want you to REALLY visualise this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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dannolan Keep thinking about this pic.twitter.com/AOWHCMwQ7s

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, we do need to think of something else to do with Nauru…

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Maybe they’ll all be sent to re-education camps or something.

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@VTeagueAus @jpwarren @NewtonMark @dobes Honestly, we shouldn’t have to rely on @BetteMidler to explain things to people.

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poppy_northcutt As this thread points out, the space station was designed for the comfort and convenience of males and women astron..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QI

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@obezuk @flaplette The lightbulbs would still find a way to screw things up, because IoT.

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flaplette my $5000 oscilloscope can’t connect to the network because a wifi-enabled lightbulb stole its fixed IP address.

th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qi

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@dawnstarau @AISA_National I didn’t give it permission, and I usually have Bluetooth turned off anyway. But yes, co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Us

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@SnarkyPlatypus @erstkate Indeed. I have also just coined a companion word for “gaydar” which is “gaymitter”.

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@dawnstarau @AISA_National And then there’s the app. I generally don’t use conference apps but I thought I’d give this one a try.

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While I’m certainly looking forward to @AISA_National’s , running it with up to 16 simultaneous streams is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yb

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Mon plan, non-holiday, confirmed: Sudden radio spot (done); administrivia and comms, with coffee (now); 1400 VA846..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8B

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simongerman600 These photo of a Bengal Tiger is composed of only 2500 pixels. That’s the number of Bengal Tigers that are still al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kg

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@llc1138 I’m glad, because the more cybery the better I reckon.

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@abcdarwin And the radio spot is done. That was fun.

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Ah, mangroves first. Worst mass die-back of mangroves ever recorded, apparently, and it’s getting worse. I think it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K0

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@NickyWill100 @abcdarwin Uhuh, and possible players are TIO, ACMA, ACCC, or maybe a new agency.

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I’ll be talking about this on @abcdarwin in about 20 minutes or so, after 0830 ACST / 1000 AEDT. Listen at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zV

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“‘People are frustrated’: Turf war brewing over how to regulate tech titans” smh.com.au/business/compa… A digital ombudsman, eh?

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@JustJimWillDo You’re not old enough to be a “senior”.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Who is Scott Morrison?” pca.st/0knx9aef

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@shiftkey @SnarkyPlatypus There is so much glorious yet subtle shade in the book.

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“Morrison’s eagerness to please on the call merely reflects a larger trend in this tightening relationship in which..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jl

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sbmeunier See what I have been saying? For PWC, a is “any software using linked lists & cryptography”. And i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tq

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There’s quite a lot to think about in this photo. twitter.com/naagovau/statu…

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@Kalanyr Just invoice me so I can ignore it later. :)

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@JustJimWillDo Happy Cybering, Jim! I think I’ll have a whack of the cyber-piñata later today regardless.

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“Political donations hidden from NSW planning authorities by big corporations” theguardian.com/australia-news… “Exclusive:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…op

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I should probably mention that this is Australian Cyber Week 2019. austcyber.com/news-events/au…

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@jsleeio Well this requires quite a bit of thought.

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Further alleged plans may of course be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft, it being not a holiday for me alas: Slow start (in progress); administrivia and comms, with coffee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kq

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AliceSnedden Me to my gynaecologist twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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IYCMI last night, a thread. An important thread. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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jonkudelka To be fair, upsetting Joe Hildebrand counts as a KPI in any worthy endeavour.

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It’s looking like an adequate day for Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/CNMeD6NiCf

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patstokes Me: These pods are a terrible thing to do to good whiskey.

Twitter: Why do you hate astronauts? twitter.com/nppendleton/st…

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Monday. Did you really eat the whole packet? Monday.

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