@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Exactly. It’s… revealing of human nature.
@developerjack I’m glad that you’re at least thinking about it.
@lyndalcairns @srpeatling MAKE THIS HORRIBLE ANIMAL GO AWAY.
Both @dobes and @SnarkyPlatypus will appreciate this. pic.twitter.com/Vu5ksqTv8C
@developerjack Fistr.
@SnarkyPlatypus I dunno. I mean look at this. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
@SnarkyPlatypus That’s part of why this fascinates me. These are “confessions” yet so many of them are just rubbish.
wills_account Blessings! pic.twitter.com/Et5hDVaRWV
@aggerchez @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Poor bastards.
stilgherrian I know the news labeled “Turkey invasion” is horrifying, but my brain insists on visualising it like this. Yeah, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mo
@swearyanthony Lol wtf?
nakkiahlui I reckon when the apocalypse comes from a climate catastrophe, we should eat KAK first. twitter.com/rob_stott/stat…
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Hahahaha no that’s not me.
@SnarkyPlatypus “My wife insisted I saw a therapist so I told her I found one. I actually put my non-existent thera..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…79
@SnarkyPlatypus This one is fierce. “I think Nickelback aren’t as bad as people make them out to be.”
@SnarkyPlatypus “I have to pop a viagra before having sex with women because I’m secretly more sexually attracted to men.”
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh here we go. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…
@SnarkyPlatypus BTW, I have just discovered that once you post a confession you get to see all the unedited posts in Google Docs.
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus You seem to know more about this than I do.
@SnarkyPlatypus Well we could always taken over the feed by posting things.
I remember this episode of “The Hollowmen”. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…
@RealNickHodge @NewtonMark Well I can’t.
@SnarkyPlatypus I’m very curious about how it might evolve. I should probably also use it.
stilgherrian Reminder: @fitzhunter is a cunt. twitter.com/fitzhunter/sta…
stilgherrian Well who amongst us hasn’t wanted to fuck the Queen? twitter.com/davidschneider…
stilgherrian Giant Cornhole? Goodness me. pic.twitter.com/mKeIyVxPc8
@SnarkyPlatypus This Twitter account is kind of… science?
@ericscheid Well, yes, so I guess it’s good to see Elon learning things.
fesshole I am a teacher and I have spotted countless students wanking in class and done nothing about it.
fesshole I love historic buildings and architecture and often visit cathedrals. I have masturbated in every one that has a t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YB
@SnarkyPlatypus “Twice a year.” twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
@SnarkyPlatypus This is probably more relevant though. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
@NewtonMark Plans need to be hatched.
@jmacmullin Depends which octopus thing you mean.
@Davelennonabc Sad but true.
@techoglot @NewtonMark HAHAHAHA!
@NewtonMark This looks a bit bottom-heavy. pic.twitter.com/dtiy2kMMZO
RETWEET IT YOU COWARDS!
@DavidFeng Zebras? WTF?
@Luke_Williams Oh God is it? I am ashamed. But nah, it’s really just whenever someone pressed the button.
@Davelennonabc “He’s a radio talent,” you say?
@Luke_Williams Oh! Lol I never really notice that stuff because being a “correspondent” I don’t get access to the C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0z
@DavidFeng Well since I’m in Melbourne all this week I can do some Southern Cross station stuff. My hotel is like two blocks from there.
@DavidFeng Just so you know… cnet.com/news/painting-…
What sort of cunt would even commission this program? twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
@swearyanthony Well who wouldn’t?
@DavidFeng Fuck. Off.
To be honest I quite like this scene. twitter.com/Liam_O_Hare/st…
@Luke_Williams Hahahaha no.
@RealNickHodge Yeah, and the fun part will be finding out who.
@dprk_ebooks I manage.
Meh. It’s all just words. If you can’t work out what’s being sourced as fact and what’s being presented as opinion..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8t
Well, #1 is an op-ed, but #2 is straight reportage. I wonder how many people get that if it’s flagged “The Full Til..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9n
2. “Schneier slams Australia’s encryption laws and CyberCon speaker bans”
zdnet.com/article/schnei…
Hey kids, I’ve got some reporting on CyberCon still to come this week, but here’s my two yarns from today about the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ra
@NewtonMark I know I can look at the @flightradar24 playback, but it’s easier to ask. :)
@NewtonMark That looks pretty low over Casterton?
“Playing Violin while getting TICKLED,” being more stupidity from @TwoSetViolin youtube.com/watch?v=DnTKzZ…
Having sha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KW
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @garystark Mark can explain this. He’s the one who’s rated for aerobatics.
@garystark @NewtonMark It’s a very small aircraft.
@garystark @NewtonMark Yes. Because I need to organise another flight with Mark to do the podcast bits.
@NewtonMark @garystark Well, sure, it IS a canonical RV-6 I guess. :)
@garystark @NewtonMark Yeah good point.
@garystark @NewtonMark Also, this is my photo while Mark was refuelling at Swan Hill. pic.twitter.com/dKc1TSfpxM
@garystark @NewtonMark What is a “mahogany wood” VH-SOL?
@bigyahu @ABC @JezNews @karina_carv @abcnews Exactly. :)
@garystark @NewtonMark Hahahahaha! pic.twitter.com/du37jYPEsC
@garystark @NewtonMark Nah, that’s VH-SOL. pic.twitter.com/mbjUT04MPf
@bigyahu @ABC @JezNews @karina_carv @abcnews I have been doing this broadcast shit since about 1981. I am so old.
@jonoabroad @AnnaFurrygarcon She is so soft.
@suemcgorlick @erstkate I do not want to explore this any further.
@BlogsofWar Exactly.
@bigyahu @ABC @JezNews @karina_carv @abcnews That’s why you leave your phone in the Green Room.
@suemcgorlick @erstkate Life wasn’t meant to be easy.
@BlogsofWar I’d be interested to head your observations. I am an expert, obviously, because I spent 10 days in HCMC. #whiteprivilege
@jonoabroad Beautiful photographic composition.
@jonoabroad Indeed. pic.twitter.com/8wIOIlpgZz
@jonoabroad @manindotblack I choose to ignore this “joke”
@jonoabroad Fuck Muppets.
@bigyahu @ABC @JezNews @karina_carv @abcnews I”ll try to remember to watch.
@BlogsofWar I’d also consider South East Asia and Africa more broadly.
@BlogsofWar I should’ve thrown in Vietnam. On the South China Sea, heaving investment from Japan, massive economic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KF
@JustJimWillDo No, but I was up there once to be the photographer for a farmer-boy dirt bike race. Weird day. I nea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yX
@adamantium_wang Oh we all have a list.
@PeteLawler I TWEETED THIS.
@adamantium_wang Probably just the one.
@TomSear Well I ran away hours ago, so nah.
@JustJimWillDo You can combine these two scenarios, of course. Mind you, I am from Adelaide.
I do quite like Melbourne.
What a muppet. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…
airlivenet VIDEO Airbus Beluga XL performing an impressive wing wave manoeuvre overflying Liverpool Airport..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…35
@indrora You’d be surprised.
@manindotblack QI is worse than Hitler.
@SlavicHorde Making thing up is good. I also like bees.
Well who amongst us hasn’t wanted to fuck the Queen? twitter.com/davidschneider…
Yeah have another cone, mate. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
@garystark @oberonsghost @sleepingdingo @SnarkyPlatypus Um, yes.
@garystark @oberonsghost @sleepingdingo @SnarkyPlatypus I am so not understanding any of this, Gary.
@servantofchaos It’s not amazing. Startup bubble people never look outside their little startup tech bubble and was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9h
Reminder: @fitzhunter is a cunt. twitter.com/fitzhunter/sta…
God I am such a waste of space.
I am totally sure that me retweeting this shit will cause actual political change in Australia. LET’S RETWEET ALL THE THINGS.
HananDover1 Sonia Kruger, Sam Armytage, Prue MacSween, & Kerri-Anne Kennerley - all TV personalities who have never had to apol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mq
srpeatling Just explained to one of my children the Quakers’ Society was not the quokkas society.
@KrazyKarl910 @ABCthedrum @amelia_hodge I love your optimism.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus As I said… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@sleepingdingo @SnarkyPlatypus Are you sure about that? “Crossbow murder sex cult” is special. Do you have a view on this, @oberonsghost?
@NewtonMark You’ve done this before though.
@munin @SnarkyPlatypus Tru dat. I think I need to explore this more in a future podcast.
naamanzhou hmm a bold legal strategy
theguardian.com/technology/201… pic.twitter.com/5W99mF8QWt
@munin @SnarkyPlatypus Um, it STARTED weird.
@SnarkyPlatypus Ah. “Medieval Sex Cult at Center of German Crossbow Murder Mystery” (16 May) thedailybeast.com/german-crossbo…
@bigyahu @ABC @JezNews @karina_carv You mean @abcnews. ;)
This strikes me as very @SnarkyPlatypus content. twitter.com/twcau/status/1…
twcau There’s a lot to unpack in this headline… 😧 pic.twitter.com/Y1STi50sO1
bigyahu I’ll be on @ABC News Tonight with @JezNews and @karina_carv around 9pm tonight covering China’s reaction to an NBA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…55
New from @ASPI_org: “Designing for resilient energy systems: Choices in future engineering” aspi.org.au/report/designi…
@fileckert @infinite8horizo @joshgnosis Yep, reported earlier. ;) zdnet.com/article/schnei…
@liquidparanoia Sorry, you’re quite right. @ASPI_org, please arrange.
Kill them. twitter.com/ASPI_org/statu…
@kattekrab @developerjack @googledownunder I feel that it’s all perfectly clear.
“France warns of cyberattacks against service providers and engineering offices” by @campuscodi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WG
Thanks for the warning. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
@jonkudelka It’s good to have a mission, a sense of purpose.
@jonkudelka Good.
@jonkudelka Is this a euphemism for something?
THIS IS OUR FUTURE, PEOPLE. twitter.com/ssharwood/stat…
@trentyarwood Is this a sex thing?
@developerjack @kattekrab @googledownunder I do wees. Do you just bloat up until you explode?
@developerjack @kattekrab @googledownunder Idiots gotta stay together. :)
@TheColonial @zyx2k Should I reveal that he is?
@kattekrab @developerjack @googledownunder Yeah he’s an idiot, I wouldn’t worry about it.
dobes Jerkbird: 1
Trash human: 0
abc.net.au/news/2019-10-0…
ping @stilgherrian @purserj @ParrotOfTheDay pic.twitter.com/5p2h5F0yIs
andrewchen The iPhone comes out in 2007 and changes the camera industry. Amazing to see a 90% decline in just 10 years after g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pW
I’m still at the Waterside should anyone care. (I’m not sure that I do.)
@paulkidd Let’s hope that ICAC cross-examination has revealed these important details. Can you help us here, @DeborahSnow?
We need a new system of measures here, for counting cash in NSW politics.
Wine Box = $35,000
Aldi Bag = $100,000..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tu
@DecayRSO You need an excuse? It’s Friday FFS!
thetowncrier It’s perverse how this graph measuring the destruction of the planet is also the sort of bold, ordered abstraction..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…11
@JustJimWillDo Indeed.
“Melbourne cyber conference organisers pressured speaker to edit ‘biased’ talk: After two speakers were banned, a t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tG
dobes Australian government is the best at cybers. No comparison. Tremendous success. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
@JustJimWillDo I am Agile.
@kcarruthers Happy Travels!
@pelagikat @AISA_National @CyberGovAU @zdnetaustralia Look I get that, but even so.
@nnwakelam Sorted. :)
OK #CyberCon, have at it! And tell @nnwakelam. twitter.com/nnwakelam/stat…
@JustJimWillDo Yeah the word “and” shouldn’t be there.
@kcarruthers Not at the conf. I’m across the river at the Waterside (corner Flinders and King).
@AISA_National @CyberGovAU @zdnetaustralia Wed plan, remainder: Transcribe some recordings; ponder further story pi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CU
@zyx2k Hah! Yes, Campbell, that was all too brief. Next time!
@docbaty Yeah that struck me as a poor recreational choice too.
I wonder whether @SwiftOnSecurity saw this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@itgrrl @_Mike_Holm_ @AusCERT Well, I might… and these were very good conference backpacks. Would backpack again.
@manindotblack Hah!
SwiftOnSecurity *salutes trans flag over North Dakota*
Never thought we’d see the day twitter.com/tweetbrk/statu…
There’s a lot going on here. pic.twitter.com/MN9GqlUVWa
Giant Cornhole? Goodness me. pic.twitter.com/mKeIyVxPc8
Il faus que je have a meeting dans Le Boatbuilders Yard. pic.twitter.com/cwS3MrvpWN
GonzoHacker Trump is amassing an army of sea lions
This strategy should work because the slogan has the rhythm “Bomp Bomp Da-Bomp”. I don’t make the rules. #CyberCon twitter.com/timo_edwards/s…
@Steve_Lockstep @R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @franksting @CyberGovAU Well as I wrote this morning, the two organisations h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BY
marxconsiders Karl Marx failed to consider that we’re gonna need a bigger guillotine.
@zdnetaustralia Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Schneier slams Australia’s encryption laws and CyberCon speaker bans”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jo
It looks like @kcarruthers has replaced @JillJslay on this panel. #CyberCon pic.twitter.com/v50jlHuxEG
@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @franksting @CyberGovAU No no, that was an attendee not an official.
WHAT WILL THE WOMBATS BE PERFORMING? twitter.com/Joabyjojo/stat…
@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @franksting @CyberGovAU I’ve also had someone say it’s not an actual story. Government paid t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GA
@crispin_harris @garthk He seemed fit and well. He’s doing cybers for News Corp.
Hey @garthk @crispin_harris I just ran into Richard Day.
@erstkate I think it’s about fisting yourself with a skillet.
@jpwarren @franksting @CyberGovAU Well that too.
@dobes @zdnetaustralia Although it’s quite quick, in some ways.
@jpwarren @franksting @CyberGovAU Yeah their sensible strategy at this point would be to stay quiet and wait for it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OT
@jpwarren @CyberGovAU They have not.
@munin @zdnetaustralia Um yeah, sure.
@dobes @zdnetaustralia Well, it’s kind of like piss…
@munin @zdnetaustralia There is an infinite supply.
Lulwut? #CyberCon twitter.com/ipsecau/status…
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains bad stuff that flows downhill.
I_Find_Planets I have discovered a planet. Its skies are purple, with teal clouds. A telemarketer could rise there.
@darrenpauli Well, I don’t have a drone yet…
HONK! #honk
@itgrrl Flounder! Wheelhouse! It’s all a bit fishy… pic.twitter.com/fHoK83fAKC
Well yes. Just ask the industry why it costs us eleventy hundred billions dollars a year and yet we still get pwned..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5R
And privileged white boomers should be used as landfill, but here we are. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…
JoelStanton How can cyber professionals support journalists?
@briankrebs : Pay for your news.
🤘
#CyberCon pic.twitter.com/0ebHg7M7El
steffanwatkins I wrote this in 2017, so forgive me, it’s a little dated, but the vast majority of it is still very relevant in tod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J5
@dobes HONK!
@zdnetaustralia The two banned speakers have put their abstracts and slides up at censorcon.net. #CyberCon
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Government interference in Australia’s premier cybersecurity conference is a worry”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vc
Um, follow others on the hashtag for more from this session. I have to focus elsewhere for a moment. #CyberCon
Correct. #CyberCon twitter.com/itgrrl/status/…
Cars should work this way too. ;) #CyberCon twitter.com/BradleyWDeacon…
ozbob13 Catching a Brisbane River ferry today?
ABC Brisbane facebook.com/abcinbrisbane/… pic.twitter.com/BxTjjxDuuc
Another example: A hotel probably has a locksmith on call for occasional lock failures. But smart locks might all “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZG
7. Computers fail differently. Auto repairs scale with the number of car crashes, and they’re in an equilibrium. Bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kY
CIA = Confidentiality, Integrity, Availability. Sure, confidentiality attacks are bad, but integrity and availabili..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kb
None of this is new, Schneier says, but we’re reaching a crisis point related to connectivity, autonomy, and such. #CyberCon
He’s not wrong. #CyberCon twitter.com/itgrrl/status/…
@wgcullen Now you’re just being picky. :)
6. Attacks always get easier, better, and faster. #CyberCon
5. Networking things together creates new vulnerabilities. He cites the Las Vegas casino that was infiltrated via t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WP
4. Complexity is the worst enemy of security. Complex machines are harder to secure than simple ones. It’s about th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ru
3. Extensibility mean anything can be used against us. Malware on your smartphone is a feature upgrade, it’s just n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xp
Related: “‘Screaming car wreck’ of internet routing needs a fire brigade: Geoff Huston” (13 Sep) zdnet.com/article/scream… #CyberCon
2. The internet was never designed with security in mind. Why? The internet wasn’t used for anything important, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x7
1. Most software is poorly written and insecure. WE pick fast, cheap, and feature-rich over good. #CyberCon
(Ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vQ
Next up: Bruce Schneier @schneierblog. There will be IoT. #CyberCon
We’re on the cusp of change, and we have to act now to ensure that our interests are taken care of. (That’s my para..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vR
@wgcullen Oh no, the panda has copped it as well, but after that article was written. afr.com/technology/aus…
Nations at the forefront of AI will change the global balance of power, says Feakin. #CyberCon
Denmark has a tech ambassador based in Silicon Valley. (I wonder if anyone listens to him?) #CyberCon
Feakin says that the big multinational corporations are now as important as nations in shaping the online world, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ak
This is part of a strategy. “Blaming Russia for NotPetya was coordinated diplomatic action” (12 Apr 2018) zdnet.com/article/blamin… #CyberCon
Some other states see our online freedoms as a weakness, he says, which is why Australia is pushing back about “cyber norms”. #CyberCon
First up is @TFeakin @AusAmbCyber. He is, as usual, enthusiastic. #CyberCon
As has become traditional, there’s a proper Welcome to Country. #CyberCon pic.twitter.com/vJZzjZMwiC
This morning I’m at the @AISA_National @CyberGovAU Australian Cyber Conference and tweeting therefrom…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GE
@stufromoz @RealNickHodge They’re not all that tasty really.
Clipart1994bot 1CARDETH.BMF pic.twitter.com/fvl307d3cR
Deadly Dave! pic.twitter.com/mLzDuRhNrd
@JanJoostBouwman Sigh. I know. There is no way any of this will end well. :(
I know the news labeled “Turkey invasion” is horrifying, but my brain insists on visualising it like this. Yeah, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mo
@AISA_National @CyberGovAU @zdnetaustralia Wed plan, slightly smoother draft: 0850 @AISA_National @CyberGovAU Austr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gC
@jpwarren @kcarruthers Does this help?
palewire Alright, nerds
I filed a FOIA appeal and won the infamous NROL-39 surveillance satellite logo as a PDF…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sg
DameKraft Me: we need to set our gender mix target to 76 percent women.
My CEO: that is extreme!
Me: That is our current per..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N8
@Jovianshadow Nah, you’re doing just fine.
@jpwarren @kcarruthers I’m not sure that anyone needs this encouragement.
@kcarruthers I’m here until Sunday, so I’m hoping I’ll have time to wander and enjoy.
I’m actually OK with this weather, Melbourne. pic.twitter.com/IBYLgf94wE
Wed plan, very rough draft: 0830 @AISA_National @CyberGovAU Australian Cyber Conference day 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8P
Wednesday. Your choices have been made. Tomorrow you will be told what they were. Wednesday.