Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 9th, 2019

@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Exactly. It’s… revealing of human nature.

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@developerjack I’m glad that you’re at least thinking about it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s part of why this fascinates me. These are “confessions” yet so many of them are just rubbish.

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wills_account Blessings! pic.twitter.com/Et5hDVaRWV

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stilgherrian I know the news labeled “Turkey invasion” is horrifying, but my brain insists on visualising it like this. Yeah, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mo

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nakkiahlui I reckon when the apocalypse comes from a climate catastrophe, we should eat KAK first. twitter.com/rob_stott/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus “My wife insisted I saw a therapist so I told her I found one. I actually put my non-existent thera..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…79

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@SnarkyPlatypus This one is fierce. “I think Nickelback aren’t as bad as people make them out to be.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus “I have to pop a viagra before having sex with women because I’m secretly more sexually attracted to men.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus BTW, I have just discovered that once you post a confession you get to see all the unedited posts in Google Docs.

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus You seem to know more about this than I do.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well we could always taken over the feed by posting things.

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I remember this episode of “The Hollowmen”. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m very curious about how it might evolve. I should probably also use it.

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stilgherrian Reminder: @fitzhunter is a cunt. twitter.com/fitzhunter/sta…

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stilgherrian Well who amongst us hasn’t wanted to fuck the Queen? twitter.com/davidschneider…

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stilgherrian Giant Cornhole? Goodness me. pic.twitter.com/mKeIyVxPc8

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@SnarkyPlatypus This Twitter account is kind of… science?

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@ericscheid Well, yes, so I guess it’s good to see Elon learning things.

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fesshole I am a teacher and I have spotted countless students wanking in class and done nothing about it.

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fesshole I love historic buildings and architecture and often visit cathedrals. I have masturbated in every one that has a t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YB

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@jmacmullin Depends which octopus thing you mean.

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RETWEET IT YOU COWARDS!

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@Luke_Williams Oh God is it? I am ashamed. But nah, it’s really just whenever someone pressed the button.

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@Davelennonabc “He’s a radio talent,” you say?

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@Luke_Williams Oh! Lol I never really notice that stuff because being a “correspondent” I don’t get access to the C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0z

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@DavidFeng Well since I’m in Melbourne all this week I can do some Southern Cross station stuff. My hotel is like two blocks from there.

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What sort of cunt would even commission this program? twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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To be honest I quite like this scene. twitter.com/Liam_O_Hare/st…

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@RealNickHodge Yeah, and the fun part will be finding out who.

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Meh. It’s all just words. If you can’t work out what’s being sourced as fact and what’s being presented as opinion..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8t

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Well, #1 is an op-ed, but #2 is straight reportage. I wonder how many people get that if it’s flagged “The Full Til..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9n

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2. “Schneier slams Australia’s encryption laws and CyberCon speaker bans”
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Hey kids, I’ve got some reporting on CyberCon still to come this week, but here’s my two yarns from today about the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ra

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@NewtonMark I know I can look at the @flightradar24 playback, but it’s easier to ask. :)

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@NewtonMark That looks pretty low over Casterton?

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“Playing Violin while getting TICKLED,” being more stupidity from @TwoSetViolin youtube.com/watch?v=DnTKzZ…

Having sha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KW

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @garystark Mark can explain this. He’s the one who’s rated for aerobatics.

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@garystark @NewtonMark Yes. Because I need to organise another flight with Mark to do the podcast bits.

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@NewtonMark @garystark Well, sure, it IS a canonical RV-6 I guess. :)

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@garystark @NewtonMark Also, this is my photo while Mark was refuelling at Swan Hill. pic.twitter.com/dKc1TSfpxM

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@garystark @NewtonMark What is a “mahogany wood” VH-SOL?

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@bigyahu @ABC @JezNews @karina_carv @abcnews I have been doing this broadcast shit since about 1981. I am so old.

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@bigyahu @ABC @JezNews @karina_carv @abcnews That’s why you leave your phone in the Green Room.

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@BlogsofWar I’d be interested to head your observations. I am an expert, obviously, because I spent 10 days in HCMC.

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@jonoabroad Beautiful photographic composition.

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@BlogsofWar I’d also consider South East Asia and Africa more broadly.

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@BlogsofWar I should’ve thrown in Vietnam. On the South China Sea, heaving investment from Japan, massive economic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KF

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@JustJimWillDo No, but I was up there once to be the photographer for a farmer-boy dirt bike race. Weird day. I nea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yX

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@TomSear Well I ran away hours ago, so nah.

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@JustJimWillDo You can combine these two scenarios, of course. Mind you, I am from Adelaide.

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I do quite like Melbourne.

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airlivenet VIDEO Airbus Beluga XL performing an impressive wing wave manoeuvre overflying Liverpool Airport..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…35

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@SlavicHorde Making thing up is good. I also like bees.

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Well who amongst us hasn’t wanted to fuck the Queen? twitter.com/davidschneider…

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@servantofchaos It’s not amazing. Startup bubble people never look outside their little startup tech bubble and was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9h

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God I am such a waste of space.

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I am totally sure that me retweeting this shit will cause actual political change in Australia. LET’S RETWEET ALL THE THINGS.

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HananDover1 Sonia Kruger, Sam Armytage, Prue MacSween, & Kerri-Anne Kennerley - all TV personalities who have never had to apol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mq

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srpeatling Just explained to one of my children the Quakers’ Society was not the quokkas society.

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@sleepingdingo @SnarkyPlatypus Are you sure about that? “Crossbow murder sex cult” is special. Do you have a view on this, @oberonsghost?

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@NewtonMark You’ve done this before though.

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@munin @SnarkyPlatypus Tru dat. I think I need to explore this more in a future podcast.

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naamanzhou hmm a bold legal strategy

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah. “Medieval Sex Cult at Center of German Crossbow Murder Mystery” (16 May) thedailybeast.com/german-crossbo…

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twcau There’s a lot to unpack in this headline… 😧 pic.twitter.com/Y1STi50sO1

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bigyahu I’ll be on @ABC News Tonight with @JezNews and @karina_carv around 9pm tonight covering China’s reaction to an NBA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…55

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New from @ASPI_org: “Designing for resilient energy systems: Choices in future engineering” aspi.org.au/report/designi…

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@liquidparanoia Sorry, you’re quite right. @ASPI_org, please arrange.

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“France warns of cyberattacks against service providers and engineering offices” by @campuscodi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WG

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@jonkudelka It’s good to have a mission, a sense of purpose.

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@jonkudelka Is this a euphemism for something?

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@developerjack @kattekrab @googledownunder I do wees. Do you just bloat up until you explode?

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@kattekrab @developerjack @googledownunder Yeah he’s an idiot, I wouldn’t worry about it.

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dobes Jerkbird: 1
Trash human: 0

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ping @stilgherrian @purserj @ParrotOfTheDay pic.twitter.com/5p2h5F0yIs

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andrewchen The iPhone comes out in 2007 and changes the camera industry. Amazing to see a 90% decline in just 10 years after g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pW

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I’m still at the Waterside should anyone care. (I’m not sure that I do.)

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@paulkidd Let’s hope that ICAC cross-examination has revealed these important details. Can you help us here, @DeborahSnow?

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We need a new system of measures here, for counting cash in NSW politics.

Wine Box = $35,000
Aldi Bag = $100,000..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tu

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@DecayRSO You need an excuse? It’s Friday FFS!

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thetowncrier It’s perverse how this graph measuring the destruction of the planet is also the sort of bold, ordered abstraction..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…11

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“Melbourne cyber conference organisers pressured speaker to edit ‘biased’ talk: After two speakers were banned, a t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tG

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dobes Australian government is the best at cybers. No comparison. Tremendous success. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@jxeeno @dobes Is that a real thing? Because that’s… awesome?

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@JustJimWillDo Yeah the word “and” shouldn’t be there.

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@kcarruthers Not at the conf. I’m across the river at the Waterside (corner Flinders and King).

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@AISA_National @CyberGovAU @zdnetaustralia Wed plan, remainder: Transcribe some recordings; ponder further story pi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CU

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@zyx2k Hah! Yes, Campbell, that was all too brief. Next time!

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@docbaty Yeah that struck me as a poor recreational choice too.

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@itgrrl @_Mike_Holm_ @AusCERT Well, I might… and these were very good conference backpacks. Would backpack again.

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@DDsD @JonoH That’s what I was thinking.

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SwiftOnSecurity *salutes trans flag over North Dakota*
Never thought we’d see the day twitter.com/tweetbrk/statu…

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Il faus que je have a meeting dans Le Boatbuilders Yard. pic.twitter.com/cwS3MrvpWN

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GonzoHacker Trump is amassing an army of sea lions

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This strategy should work because the slogan has the rhythm “Bomp Bomp Da-Bomp”. I don’t make the rules. twitter.com/timo_edwards/s…

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marxconsiders Karl Marx failed to consider that we’re gonna need a bigger guillotine.

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@zdnetaustralia Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Schneier slams Australia’s encryption laws and CyberCon speaker bans”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jo

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @franksting @CyberGovAU No no, that was an attendee not an official.

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @franksting @CyberGovAU I’ve also had someone say it’s not an actual story. Government paid t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GA

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@crispin_harris @garthk He seemed fit and well. He’s doing cybers for News Corp.

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Hey @garthk @crispin_harris I just ran into Richard Day.

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@erstkate I think it’s about fisting yourself with a skillet.

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@dobes @zdnetaustralia Although it’s quite quick, in some ways.

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@jpwarren @franksting @CyberGovAU Yeah their sensible strategy at this point would be to stay quiet and wait for it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OT

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@dobes @zdnetaustralia Well, it’s kind of like piss…

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains bad stuff that flows downhill.

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I_Find_Planets I have discovered a planet. Its skies are purple, with teal clouds. A telemarketer could rise there.

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@darrenpauli Well, I don’t have a drone yet…

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@itgrrl Flounder! Wheelhouse! It’s all a bit fishy… pic.twitter.com/fHoK83fAKC

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Well yes. Just ask the industry why it costs us eleventy hundred billions dollars a year and yet we still get pwned..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5R

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And privileged white boomers should be used as landfill, but here we are. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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JoelStanton How can cyber professionals support journalists?

@briankrebs : Pay for your news.

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steffanwatkins I wrote this in 2017, so forgive me, it’s a little dated, but the vast majority of it is still very relevant in tod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J5

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@zdnetaustralia The two banned speakers have put their abstracts and slides up at censorcon.net.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Government interference in Australia’s premier cybersecurity conference is a worry”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vc

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Um, follow others on the hashtag for more from this session. I have to focus elsewhere for a moment.

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ozbob13 Catching a Brisbane River ferry today?
ABC Brisbane facebook.com/abcinbrisbane/… pic.twitter.com/BxTjjxDuuc

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Another example: A hotel probably has a locksmith on call for occasional lock failures. But smart locks might all “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZG

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7. Computers fail differently. Auto repairs scale with the number of car crashes, and they’re in an equilibrium. Bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kY

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CIA = Confidentiality, Integrity, Availability. Sure, confidentiality attacks are bad, but integrity and availabili..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kb

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None of this is new, Schneier says, but we’re reaching a crisis point related to connectivity, autonomy, and such.

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@wgcullen Now you’re just being picky. :)

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6. Attacks always get easier, better, and faster.

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5. Networking things together creates new vulnerabilities. He cites the Las Vegas casino that was infiltrated via t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WP

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4. Complexity is the worst enemy of security. Complex machines are harder to secure than simple ones. It’s about th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ru

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3. Extensibility mean anything can be used against us. Malware on your smartphone is a feature upgrade, it’s just n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xp

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Related: “‘Screaming car wreck’ of internet routing needs a fire brigade: Geoff Huston” (13 Sep) zdnet.com/article/scream…

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2. The internet was never designed with security in mind. Why? The internet wasn’t used for anything important, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x7

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1. Most software is poorly written and insecure. WE pick fast, cheap, and feature-rich over good.

(Ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vQ

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Next up: Bruce Schneier @schneierblog. There will be IoT.

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We’re on the cusp of change, and we have to act now to ensure that our interests are taken care of. (That’s my para..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vR

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@wgcullen Oh no, the panda has copped it as well, but after that article was written. afr.com/technology/aus…

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Nations at the forefront of AI will change the global balance of power, says Feakin.

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Denmark has a tech ambassador based in Silicon Valley. (I wonder if anyone listens to him?)

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Feakin says that the big multinational corporations are now as important as nations in shaping the online world, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ak

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This is part of a strategy. “Blaming Russia for NotPetya was coordinated diplomatic action” (12 Apr 2018) zdnet.com/article/blamin…

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Some other states see our online freedoms as a weakness, he says, which is why Australia is pushing back about “cyber norms”.

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First up is @TFeakin @AusAmbCyber. He is, as usual, enthusiastic.

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As has become traditional, there’s a proper Welcome to Country. pic.twitter.com/vJZzjZMwiC

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This morning I’m at the @AISA_National @CyberGovAU Australian Cyber Conference and tweeting therefrom…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GE

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Clipart1994bot 1CARDETH.BMF pic.twitter.com/fvl307d3cR

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@JanJoostBouwman Sigh. I know. There is no way any of this will end well. :(

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I know the news labeled “Turkey invasion” is horrifying, but my brain insists on visualising it like this. Yeah, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mo

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palewire Alright, nerds

I filed a FOIA appeal and won the infamous NROL-39 surveillance satellite logo as a PDF…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sg

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DameKraft Me: we need to set our gender mix target to 76 percent women.
My CEO: that is extreme!
Me: That is our current per..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N8

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@jpwarren @kcarruthers I’m not sure that anyone needs this encouragement.

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@kcarruthers I’m here until Sunday, so I’m hoping I’ll have time to wander and enjoy.

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I’m actually OK with this weather, Melbourne. pic.twitter.com/IBYLgf94wE

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Wed plan, very rough draft: 0830 @AISA_National @CyberGovAU Australian Cyber Conference day 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8P

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Wednesday. Your choices have been made. Tomorrow you will be told what they were. Wednesday.

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