@jplonie @jeamland @Ng88Mr @AnnabelAstbury Then add me a cult. :)
@jeamland @Ng88Mr @AnnabelAstbury I think the important thing is to visualise the size of the schnitzel with the si..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FW
@playswithf1re @moylecroft @NewtonMark @aqualung @NBN_Australia Oh desr God go to bed. :)
@ChrissieM As we all are. :)
@ChrissieM My autocomplete is a disaster area.
jeamland I DEMAND MAXIMUM BED twitter.com/Matt_Alt/statu…
@techoglot @beefanddairy Exactly.
The name of my sex tape is a bit of a sook about a headbutt or something. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…
Just listen to this episode of @beefanddairy you cunts. It’s good. Well, if you get all the in jokes. pca.st/episode/00ac3f…
@jeamland @jpwarren @alexdante OK so then it’s a Goth thing. I’ll deal with this in my next podcast.
@JanJoostBouwman @JustJimWillDo He was in the Navy. He’s only moderately helpful.
@tashlee Art. :)
@franksting @swearyanthony @johnb78 @LapTop006 You actually care about this?
@tashlee Then we shall compare notes in the morning. :)
@swearyanthony @johnb78 @LapTop006 Well “boomer meat” is one hell of a noun phrase.
@nickzoic I’m not Gen X, trust me.
@tashlee Avocado is disgusting whatever your generation.
@tashlee You tell me. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennia…
@aqualung @NewtonMark @NBN_Australia I never said he was.
@swearyanthony @johnb78 @LapTop006 Sook.
@tashlee Millennials are hitting 40. Even I think they’re not young. (I’m old.)
Because you’re a cunt? twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…
@NewtonMark @NBN_Australia You are so pushing this uphill.
@glengyron This is probably a good point. Solidarity, Brother!
@glengyron Good. (The last time I was Twitter jailed was when I told a passive aggressive cunt to fuck off because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Af
@JohnBirmingham Maybe instead of the Nobel Peace Prize we need the Nobel Cunt Prize.
MILLENNIALS ARE NOT YOUNG PEOPLE YOUR CLASSIFICATION IS WRONG GO HOME AND KILL YOURSELF.
@RedShane1 Also, apropos of nothing, this. youtube.com/watch?v=I0HpC3…
@RedShane1 Without getting into today’s issues, I am loving your future wedding plans. Full divvy van escort FTW!
@swearyanthony @johnb78 @LapTop006 Don’t. Catch. Buses.
ICYMI earlier, my arsehat video of the #ExtictionRebellion thingo in Melbourne this afternoon. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
NewtonMark do do do do do do. twitter.com/toocoldinstpau…
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “‘Cyber social value’ could save lives from cyber incompetence: Report”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qK
@JustJimWillDo @JanJoostBouwman Is this helping?
@AnnabelAstbury We all love a good gasp.
@JanJoostBouwman Do they do accommodation though?
@AnnabelAstbury By “responsible” I mean “relaxing with a large 12yo whisky”.
@JonathanPieNews It’s quite good, really. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@JanJoostBouwman McDonald’s would probably be better.
New-ish @JonathanPieNews: “The Extinction Rebellion Returns” youtube.com/watch?v=TuCmdt…
@juhasaarinen @jpwarren @jeamland And so you should be.
@Virtualkat101 @jeamland I ate the whole thing. :)
@jpwarren Hahaha no I did check and I am not responsible for the bill.
@swearyanthony @DDsD Do you mind?
@Ng88Mr @AnnabelAstbury @jeamland Relay\ted. pic.twitter.com/JlohAthIyu
Cyberpentagonal! twitter.com/bigmac/status/…
@Ng88Mr @AnnabelAstbury @jeamland It was very good too. Right, @jeamland?
Back at my hotel room because I’m responsible.
jpwarren I am doubling my order of @Yubico keys and telling everyone I know to do the same, because of their principled stan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9o
And yet totally predictable. twitter.com/mikercarpenter…
RichardTuffin Did you hear about the artistic vegetarian comedian?
He was really into artie-jokes… pic.twitter.com/60GAPILLf8
@i386 @lachlanhardy That’s great to see. Congratulations. I plan to try your product when I’m back in Sydney next week.
@AnnabelAstbury @jeamland Yes.
@jeamland Jesus fuck. pic.twitter.com/6dlmF27eA6
@jeamland We are currently mixing these two. Cabernillo! pic.twitter.com/9KiVlibHBK
@zzap Which is exactly why I avoided it. I have enough trouble with depression already.
@SuperCroup Oh we’ve all had worse, but in central Melbourne I just need to walk 50m for something vastly better at the same price.
In position.
I won’t name the hotel where I’m staying, but for some reason I found the breakfast offer unappealing. pic.twitter.com/LthXjaZrBN
@glengyron @dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark Being informative is always my aim.
glengyron Leaving boomers in the wild to die. twitter.com/chelsea_hetho/…
@dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark @glengyron Piss isn’t actually that salty. At least not healthy piss.
@j_s_n_d @jeamland And do you remember inside the robot? With the big pulsing “diode timer”? pic.twitter.com/xL9GpkbSAN
@alexdante In NSW too, apparently.
@dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark @glengyron I didn’t think I was allowed to discuss piss with you? Or is that just with the readers?
Attn: @dobes @jpwarren @davidgerard @rohan_p. pic.twitter.com/5zCIvG57V9
Good tactic, yeah @dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark @glengyron? twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…
stilgherrian I shot a video but here’s a quick frame grab for now. pic.twitter.com/WwPLx90U95
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “‘Cyber social value’ could save lives from cyber incompetence: Report”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qK
@jpwarren Now look, I thought I’d made my position on quokkas quite clear: they are bullshit animals.
And here’s the video. The hi-res will go up on the Tube of Ewes in a while. pic.twitter.com/Hx0QsLmW8i
I shot a video but here’s a quick frame grab for now. pic.twitter.com/WwPLx90U95
Demonstrators are coming down Lonsdale Street from the Paris end.
I can count at least 21 officers.
Police have just closed down the intersection of Russell and Lonsdale Streets. pic.twitter.com/mEVdAyTP0q
Very @juhasaarinen @dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark @rohan_p content. twitter.com/Histreepix/sta…
Histreepix President Trump, moments before being blown out of the air lock into space. 2017. pic.twitter.com/oLpOiTGOM5
Histreepix Rare glimpse of the other side of Microsoft’s ‘Blue Screen of Death’, 2009. pic.twitter.com/xlHQPy4Tl7
Histreepix A year on, Brexiteers convince the UK to vote for complete British self-annihilation: “The only true sovereignty is..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BU
best_in_dumbest We can be the “Hog”
in “Orthogonal” pic.twitter.com/eVyO5kNSHk
dobes Photographer picked the exact moment Tim Cooked decided to blink sideways, peal his face off, and reveal his true l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k0
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cyber incompetence and cyber ignorance.
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “AI to ‘fundamentally shift’ global balance of power” zdnet.com/article/ai-to-…
TheLaikaMike Unfortunate story layout on Apple News this morning. pic.twitter.com/sczDmAN4QI
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland Also, it’s from January, and I feel bad now.
This is very @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland content. And I approve of this proposal. twitter.com/babadookspinoz…
@elronxenu No, not that one. But a brief stroll to Pho Pasteur will solve your pho’blems.
@notrez One E, and I already know it well. :)
#blueandyellowtrain*, briefly
It’s not really blue and yellow. It’s blue and green on the inside, which is where i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mi
Ten dollar pho, courtesy of Dot Spot, Bourke Street. pic.twitter.com/NRVZXyNUQK
Skimming a white paper I just read “committee deliberations” as “masturbations” and yeah that’s probably more accurate.
@jpwarren Well, yes, id did seem to be that there were fewer coffee place. Did you notice the vacancy levels in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3P
I think I took the wrong drugs. Where am I? twitter.com/c_cauterucci/s…
“Dutch Prostitution Site Hookers.nl Hacked — 250,000 Users’ Data Leaked” by@iblametommforbes.com/sites/thomasbr…y
Fri plan, confirmed: Slow start because sore throat and drooping eyes (done); write for @zdnetaustralia, State Libr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GE
I do hope it rains in Melbourne this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/QwNEQI45LA
@jeamland It’s not the same. :(
jonkudelka The Grand Old Game in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/OuZqybzd1Z
I have assembled an array of drugs that should make things easier.
@jeamland It gets trickier now.
Ah @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @ashabeeeee I think we’ve got this sorted out now. (Someone else’s private chat for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e6
@DDsD @voltagex Actually I’m slightly wrong there. ITAR is the US end. Here’s all the fun details should you wish t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UE
@DDsD @voltagex The Wassenaar Arrangement, mostly. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassenaar…
@jeamland Fair point. Acknowledging the room is a good bit of ritual too.
@jeamland I see we’re starting at the bottom today, eh?
@pgsqueal I fell into a pit of despair, but now I really don’t care any more.
It’s probably better not to interact with people at all.
Or, if you’re in a bad mood and/or don’t like these people, just refer to them as “OK, listen up you pack of cu…” oh maybe not.
While I completely support the intent of this message, calling a group of strangers “friends” or “pals” is weird an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jb
yashar “As an experienced CIA official on the NSC with the deep knowledge of Ukraine that he demonstrated in his complaint..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fy
@jonoabroad I’m just choosing to believe something @jpwarren said, because he’s smarter than me.
Fair call re Scott Cam, @hamonryen. pic.twitter.com/YctnlkDEyF
oliyoung this is delightful, you should bookmark it on your phone carecards.io/cards
@jpwarren Counterpoint: Look at how many massive apartment towers are sprouting up. They will all bring People With..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cb
@arcadiagt5 I now try to schedule a lighter workload for the week after a conference. Sometimes it’s REALLY needed…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tE
@zippydazipster But with less energy.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “AI to ‘fundamentally shift’ global balance of power” zdnet.com/article/ai-to-…
@jonoabroad Don’t lick me. I think that’s how this all started.
Conferences are a health hazard.
Fri plan, a possibly ambitious draft: Slow start because sore throat and drooping eyes; write something for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kU
anguschampion Tfw the whole ‘blockchain’/’crypto’ thing finally clicks twitter.com/brianschatz/st…
Fri plan, preliminary information: My sore throat is a lot worse this morning and I’m sulking. Give me a moment.
Friday. Please fill out your feedback cards and hand them to the nurse. You may feel a little dizzy later today. Do not be alarmed. Friday.