Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 11th, 2019

@jeamland @Ng88Mr @AnnabelAstbury I think the important thing is to visualise the size of the schnitzel with the si..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FW

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jeamland I DEMAND MAXIMUM BED twitter.com/Matt_Alt/statu…

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The name of my sex tape is a bit of a sook about a headbutt or something. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…

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Just listen to this episode of @beefanddairy you cunts. It’s good. Well, if you get all the in jokes. pca.st/episode/00ac3f…

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@jeamland @jpwarren @alexdante OK so then it’s a Goth thing. I’ll deal with this in my next podcast.

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@JanJoostBouwman @JustJimWillDo He was in the Navy. He’s only moderately helpful.

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@tashlee Then we shall compare notes in the morning. :)

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@swearyanthony @johnb78 @LapTop006 Well “boomer meat” is one hell of a noun phrase.

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@tashlee Avocado is disgusting whatever your generation.

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@tashlee Millennials are hitting 40. Even I think they’re not young. (I’m old.)

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@glengyron This is probably a good point. Solidarity, Brother!

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@glengyron Good. (The last time I was Twitter jailed was when I told a passive aggressive cunt to fuck off because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Af

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@JohnBirmingham Maybe instead of the Nobel Peace Prize we need the Nobel Cunt Prize.

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MILLENNIALS ARE NOT YOUNG PEOPLE YOUR CLASSIFICATION IS WRONG GO HOME AND KILL YOURSELF.

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@RedShane1 Without getting into today’s issues, I am loving your future wedding plans. Full divvy van escort FTW!

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ICYMI earlier, my arsehat video of the thingo in Melbourne this afternoon. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NewtonMark do do do do do do. twitter.com/toocoldinstpau…

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “‘Cyber social value’ could save lives from cyber incompetence: Report”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qK

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@AnnabelAstbury By “responsible” I mean “relaxing with a large 12yo whisky”.

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New-ish @JonathanPieNews: “The Extinction Rebellion Returns” youtube.com/watch?v=TuCmdt…

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@jpwarren Hahaha no I did check and I am not responsible for the bill.

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Back at my hotel room because I’m responsible.

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jpwarren I am doubling my order of @Yubico keys and telling everyone I know to do the same, because of their principled stan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9o

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RichardTuffin Did you hear about the artistic vegetarian comedian?

He was really into artie-jokes… pic.twitter.com/60GAPILLf8

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@i386 @lachlanhardy That’s great to see. Congratulations. I plan to try your product when I’m back in Sydney next week.

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@zzap Which is exactly why I avoided it. I have enough trouble with depression already.

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@SuperCroup Oh we’ve all had worse, but in central Melbourne I just need to walk 50m for something vastly better at the same price.

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I won’t name the hotel where I’m staying, but for some reason I found the breakfast offer unappealing. pic.twitter.com/LthXjaZrBN

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glengyron Leaving boomers in the wild to die. twitter.com/chelsea_hetho/…

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@dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark @glengyron Piss isn’t actually that salty. At least not healthy piss.

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@j_s_n_d @jeamland And do you remember inside the robot? With the big pulsing “diode timer”? pic.twitter.com/xL9GpkbSAN

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@dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark @glengyron I didn’t think I was allowed to discuss piss with you? Or is that just with the readers?

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stilgherrian I shot a video but here’s a quick frame grab for now. pic.twitter.com/WwPLx90U95

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “‘Cyber social value’ could save lives from cyber incompetence: Report”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qK

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@jpwarren Now look, I thought I’d made my position on quokkas quite clear: they are bullshit animals.

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And here’s the video. The hi-res will go up on the Tube of Ewes in a while. pic.twitter.com/Hx0QsLmW8i

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I shot a video but here’s a quick frame grab for now. pic.twitter.com/WwPLx90U95

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Demonstrators are coming down Lonsdale Street from the Paris end.

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Police have just closed down the intersection of Russell and Lonsdale Streets. pic.twitter.com/mEVdAyTP0q

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Histreepix President Trump, moments before being blown out of the air lock into space. 2017. pic.twitter.com/oLpOiTGOM5

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Histreepix Rare glimpse of the other side of Microsoft’s ‘Blue Screen of Death’, 2009. pic.twitter.com/xlHQPy4Tl7

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Histreepix A year on, Brexiteers convince the UK to vote for complete British self-annihilation: “The only true sovereignty is..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BU

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best_in_dumbest We can be the “Hog”
in “Orthogonal” pic.twitter.com/eVyO5kNSHk

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dobes Photographer picked the exact moment Tim Cooked decided to blink sideways, peal his face off, and reveal his true l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k0

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@dobes @glengyron @jeamland I want to see the next five frames. Zapruder this fucker!

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cyber incompetence and cyber ignorance.

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “AI to ‘fundamentally shift’ global balance of power” zdnet.com/article/ai-to-…

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TheLaikaMike Unfortunate story layout on Apple News this morning. pic.twitter.com/sczDmAN4QI

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland Also, it’s from January, and I feel bad now.

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This is very @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jeamland content. And I approve of this proposal. twitter.com/babadookspinoz…

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@elronxenu No, not that one. But a brief stroll to Pho Pasteur will solve your pho’blems.

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@notrez One E, and I already know it well. :)

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It’s not really blue and yellow. It’s blue and green on the inside, which is where i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mi

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Ten dollar pho, courtesy of Dot Spot, Bourke Street. pic.twitter.com/NRVZXyNUQK

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Skimming a white paper I just read “committee deliberations” as “masturbations” and yeah that’s probably more accurate.

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@jpwarren Well, yes, id did seem to be that there were fewer coffee place. Did you notice the vacancy levels in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3P

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I think I took the wrong drugs. Where am I? twitter.com/c_cauterucci/s…

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“Dutch Prostitution Site Hookers.nl Hacked — 250,000 Users’ Data Leaked” by@iblametommforbes.com/sites/thomasbr…y

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Fri plan, confirmed: Slow start because sore throat and drooping eyes (done); write for @zdnetaustralia, State Libr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GE

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I do hope it rains in Melbourne this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/QwNEQI45LA

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@mwyres @DDsD @voltagex Just pop the details in the post then. No one will know.

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jonkudelka The Grand Old Game in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/OuZqybzd1Z

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I have assembled an array of drugs that should make things easier.

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Ah @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @ashabeeeee I think we’ve got this sorted out now. (Someone else’s private chat for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e6

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@DDsD @voltagex Actually I’m slightly wrong there. ITAR is the US end. Here’s all the fun details should you wish t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UE

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@DDsD @voltagex International Trade in Arms Regulation.

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@jeamland Fair point. Acknowledging the room is a good bit of ritual too.

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@jeamland I see we’re starting at the bottom today, eh?

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@pgsqueal I fell into a pit of despair, but now I really don’t care any more.

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It’s probably better not to interact with people at all.

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Or, if you’re in a bad mood and/or don’t like these people, just refer to them as “OK, listen up you pack of cu…” oh maybe not.

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While I completely support the intent of this message, calling a group of strangers “friends” or “pals” is weird an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jb

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yashar “As an experienced CIA official on the NSC with the deep knowledge of Ukraine that he demonstrated in his complaint..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fy

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@jonoabroad I’m just choosing to believe something @jpwarren said, because he’s smarter than me.

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oliyoung this is delightful, you should bookmark it on your phone carecards.io/cards

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@jpwarren Counterpoint: Look at how many massive apartment towers are sprouting up. They will all bring People With..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cb

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@arcadiagt5 I now try to schedule a lighter workload for the week after a conference. Sometimes it’s REALLY needed…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tE

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “AI to ‘fundamentally shift’ global balance of power” zdnet.com/article/ai-to-…

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@jonoabroad Don’t lick me. I think that’s how this all started.

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Conferences are a health hazard.

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Fri plan, a possibly ambitious draft: Slow start because sore throat and drooping eyes; write something for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kU

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anguschampion Tfw the whole ‘blockchain’/’crypto’ thing finally clicks twitter.com/brianschatz/st…

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Fri plan, preliminary information: My sore throat is a lot worse this morning and I’m sulking. Give me a moment.

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Friday. Please fill out your feedback cards and hand them to the nurse. You may feel a little dizzy later today. Do not be alarmed. Friday.

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