Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 13th, 2019

Maybe Barnaby Joyce can fix this COAG thing.

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stilgherrian Something for my Adelaide friends to consider? pic.twitter.com/L7tT1ysDXb

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stilgherrian We’ve all been there..twitter.com/neilalanaitken…JA

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rynobi Favourite legit result when searching “children’s party service” in Melbourne. I wonder if they do 5 year old birt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lh

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@mwyres @NewtonMark I once got an ointment for that.

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And that’s the end of my Sunday plan. Pretty much everything got done apart from getting dinner, and I can’t be ars..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7J

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 489: A week in Melbourne with cybers” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/48… Covers 7–13 Octoberpic.twitter.com/E0k1VNPLNKNK

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fesshole I’m a journalist who was made redundant from my job almost three years ago. I’m still on PR lists and have had abou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i2

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fesshole Whenever people I know post pictures of their kids I report the picture as spam/fake account/etc because I hate kids.

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BetteMidler Imagine being the son who only gets to handle the chocolate sales instead of being trusted with the corruption. twitter.com/erictrump/stat…

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@jxeeno “Brut force” mean a dry force, so without lube.

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SK_Louie I miss growing up in bunbury pic.twitter.com/0C1fByKAEh

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@NewtonMark Also the economics of burning fuel for higher speed. People would rather have cheaper but slightly long..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qv

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FXMC1957 13 October 1976. The first electron micrograph of an Ebola viral particle is obtained by Dr. Frederick Murphy of Un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eq

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@oberonsghost No. It was surprisingly good, despite a few people near me having trouble with the alphabet.

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@oberonsghost Thank. I have internets so I will be annoyin en route.

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sherlocution “Hospitals named after sandwiches kill five.” pic.twitter.com/t5p69tHYXG

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Boarding. It looks like this aircraft will be full, largely with fuckwits.

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Now @flightradar24 showing a departure time of 1831, which seems more realistic, even if there’s no justice.

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I justice like watching the orange numbers get bigger. pic.twitter.com/hIoCo9eOju

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And finally my sky-chariot arrives: VH-YFQ. Why indeed? pic.twitter.com/fkv6oyf7tL

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My aircraft is still out near Cootamundra. Sad panda. pic.twitter.com/3iUCy1nPAA

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SkyBus’n, because MELBOURNE HAS NO AIRPORT TRAIN AND WE MUST TRAVEL LIKE ANIMALS. pic.twitter.com/2xaCAjQq5V

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@ApostrophePong It’s a very special dimension back there.

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People who don’t know how to pack luggage into a rack.

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@erstkate @glengyron Well, remove all the clothing I’d have thought.

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melissamadsen Rats do ‘special occasion drinking’? What constitutes a special occasion for a rat? twitter.com/UQ_News/status…

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@dobes @NuclearAnthro @jpwarren We need some Gough Whitlam equivalent stories. Or Bob Hawke.

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@dobes @jpwarren @NuclearAnthro Also, “Fuck Lord of the Moon” is still an excellent job title.

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@JustIncidentals Queensland or Darwin, depending on the number of crocodiles involved. Right, @TheNTNews?

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@dobes @jpwarren @NuclearAnthro So, do we exhume some dead politicians, or kill the ones we have? Please speak clea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QY

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@joneaves I don’t get particularly worked up by these things. My magic flying armchair at the edge of the stratosph..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3m

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HaggardHawks An AFTERMATH was originally a second crop of grass grown after a first crop has been mown and harvested. pic.twitter.com/IFqWgw15Ax

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@melissamadsen Well that’s our Prime Minister! The face we show the world. Or, in this case, the crotch.

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@eddit0r It’s all happening at The Vine today!

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We seem to have gone IPA for some reason. pic.twitter.com/o0ZikfW95s

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Sun plan, an update: My flight up to Sydney has been delayed. I’m OK with this. pic.twitter.com/guMT7tujej

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dufussy Turns out it’s *not* turtles from there on down.
It’s lasagne! 😳 twitter.com/tamzinjxo/stat…

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ConnorCJolley Shhh… It’s top secret 🤫 pic.twitter.com/hA626N9QHX

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I love it when you order something and they say “Shouldn’t be too long” because of course it shouldn’t.

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“Queensland teacher passes out in front of grade-two class while drunk on vodka,” but apparently didn’t share, whic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bm

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OH, old bloke in pub: “He’s a fucking cunt. They should lock him in a box and chuck it in the river.” It’s not imme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZN

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reillystyley You just don’t see scoops like this anymore. twitter.com/TinaJordanNYT/…

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@jeffsonstein Oh that was also a thing, but fritz was fresh.

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@jeffsonstein Bung fritz is a wonderful thing. A traditional school lunch when I was a kid was a fritz sandwich, al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c6

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Behind every sign there’s a story. pic.twitter.com/Jow7apusS3

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Sun plan, confirmed: 1200 Sunday Roast, The Vine Hotel, Richmond; faff about for a bit; 1500 SkyBus; Weekly Wrap; 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AM

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@feraldata Haha indeed. The Aunty Jack Show also had a song about fish milkshakes.

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Something for my Adelaide friends to consider? pic.twitter.com/L7tT1ysDXb

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Ciara87C What are your favourite tweets from Scottish twitter? Here’s two to start us off pic.twitter.com/niR55SHgb9

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OH, young man to colleague: “I have to do something called ‘risk management’. Like what the hell is that?”

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gcluley Patient’s private answerphone message became hospital’s voicemail devonlive.com/news/devon-new…

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EffinBirds pic.twitter.com/k6mvqUzPjF

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@BunnyWatson4 You did. It’s been a lovely week.

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@jonoabroad Yes, thanks. The sore throat is quite a bit better today, so The Dreaded Cold is progressing to the nex..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tq

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Sun plan, an outline: Slow start (in progress); 1000 check out; faff about in Melbourne, including food somewhere;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nH

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hellohistoria This looks like something @goop would advise you to put up your foof as a way to balance your cervix chakra 🙃 pic.twitter.com/rPCCcGCCv5

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Sunday. Page four, the seventh word. Do it before lunchtime. Sunday.

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