Maybe Barnaby Joyce can fix this COAG thing.
stilgherrian Something for my Adelaide friends to consider? pic.twitter.com/L7tT1ysDXb
stilgherrian We’ve all been there..twitter.com/neilalanaitken…JA
rynobi Favourite legit result when searching “children’s party service” in Melbourne. I wonder if they do 5 year old birt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lh
@mwyres @NewtonMark I once got an ointment for that.
And that’s the end of my Sunday plan. Pretty much everything got done apart from getting dinner, and I can’t be ars..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7J
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 489: A week in Melbourne with cybers” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/48… Covers 7–13 Octoberpic.twitter.com/E0k1VNPLNKNK
fesshole I’m a journalist who was made redundant from my job almost three years ago. I’m still on PR lists and have had abou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i2
fesshole Whenever people I know post pictures of their kids I report the picture as spam/fake account/etc because I hate kids.
#blueandyellowtrain, Sydney edition. pic.twitter.com/hGfXiPxSW5
@DavidFeng Send tickets.
@oscarsclaws I’ll see if I can fix that.
@niltiac He has now. :)
@DavidFeng And yet here I am.
Touchdown Sydney. instagram.com/p/B3jVEQRg9q_/…
BetteMidler Imagine being the son who only gets to handle the chocolate sales instead of being trusted with the corruption. twitter.com/erictrump/stat…
Passing the bright lights of Wollongong. pic.twitter.com/yrSE8ld3yF
@jxeeno “Brut force” mean a dry force, so without lube.
About to cross into NSW, twice. pic.twitter.com/mRrUQRksLX
Zoom, we go. pic.twitter.com/dIGcPJFP5R
@juhasaarinen I’ll keep an eye open for it.
SK_Louie I miss growing up in bunbury pic.twitter.com/0C1fByKAEh
@NewtonMark Also the economics of burning fuel for higher speed. People would rather have cheaper but slightly long..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qv
FXMC1957 13 October 1976. The first electron micrograph of an Ebola viral particle is obtained by Dr. Frederick Murphy of Un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eq
In the sky now. Track VH-YFQ if you want. pic.twitter.com/EXxeCw798d
@oberonsghost No. It was surprisingly good, despite a few people near me having trouble with the alphabet.
@oberonsghost Thank. I have internets so I will be annoyin en route.
@eightiestragic I’m not an idiot.
The view from 28F. instagram.com/p/B3jL2_9AQCv/…
sherlocution “Hospitals named after sandwiches kill five.” pic.twitter.com/t5p69tHYXG
Boarding. It looks like this aircraft will be full, largely with fuckwits.
Now @flightradar24 showing a departure time of 1831, which seems more realistic, even if there’s no justice.
I justice like watching the orange numbers get bigger. pic.twitter.com/hIoCo9eOju
And finally my sky-chariot arrives: VH-YFQ. Why indeed? pic.twitter.com/fkv6oyf7tL
It has nearly arrived. pic.twitter.com/XOgKG2pEIB
@DrRhysPockett That’s all the way over there.
My aircraft is still out near Cootamundra. Sad panda. pic.twitter.com/3iUCy1nPAA
I want a nap.
@NicholasFryer Two knuckles or three?
@TiktaalikD Or just pour a round.
@NicholasFryer What is happening? Is something wrong?
Hahaha it’s getting later and later. pic.twitter.com/zD2Gxc9o9m
@abaranov No they are not.
Goodbye, Melbourne. pic.twitter.com/Q4F0AVKGeo
SkyBus’n, because MELBOURNE HAS NO AIRPORT TRAIN AND WE MUST TRAVEL LIKE ANIMALS. pic.twitter.com/2xaCAjQq5V
The Bicycle of God, Melbourne. pic.twitter.com/BduKH2MHrI
@melissamadsen @paulkidd I think Ratsgiving comes first.
@feraldata Once for each kind of electricity.
@ApostrophePong It’s a very special dimension back there.
People who don’t know how to pack luggage into a rack.
@melissamadsen It is.
@PeteLawler “Grip right”!
Complicated. pic.twitter.com/5NzMFp9GRU
All sorted then. twitter.com/thehill/status…
A Doorway for @ApostrophePong. pic.twitter.com/Obg23Yi67v
Tram (yet again)! pic.twitter.com/ayl4ojOymW
@NuclearAnthro @dobes @jpwarren Is there a problem?
melissamadsen Rats do ‘special occasion drinking’? What constitutes a special occasion for a rat? twitter.com/UQ_News/status…
@dobes @NuclearAnthro @jpwarren We need some Gough Whitlam equivalent stories. Or Bob Hawke.
@dobes @NuclearAnthro @jpwarren “Master Masturbator of Mars”.
@dobes @jpwarren @NuclearAnthro Also, “Fuck Lord of the Moon” is still an excellent job title.
@dobes @jpwarren @NuclearAnthro Is it the hat thing or the vampire thing? pic.twitter.com/S27YRLn3V1
@JustIncidentals Queensland or Darwin, depending on the number of crocodiles involved. Right, @TheNTNews?
@dobes @jpwarren @NuclearAnthro So, do we exhume some dead politicians, or kill the ones we have? Please speak clea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QY
@joneaves I don’t get particularly worked up by these things. My magic flying armchair at the edge of the stratosph..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3m
Needs a wash, @yarratrams.
@alexdante @jpwarren @NuclearAnthro @dobes If it is it’s very subtle.
@dobes @jpwarren @NuclearAnthro Is it about the gooey stuff?
This tram will be next. pic.twitter.com/Q2oDXfRrMb
HaggardHawks An AFTERMATH was originally a second crop of grass grown after a first crop has been mown and harvested. pic.twitter.com/IFqWgw15Ax
@moylecroft @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Crotchocracy.
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Australia’s spokescrotch. twitter.com/paintsandsings…
@melissamadsen Well that’s our Prime Minister! The face we show the world. Or, in this case, the crotch.
@eddit0r It’s all happening at The Vine today!
@melissamadsen I’m liking the crotch stain.
We seem to have gone IPA for some reason. pic.twitter.com/o0ZikfW95s
Sun plan, an update: My flight up to Sydney has been delayed. I’m OK with this. pic.twitter.com/guMT7tujej
dufussy Turns out it’s *not* turtles from there on down.
It’s lasagne! 😳 twitter.com/tamzinjxo/stat…
Wow hot. twitter.com/paintsandsings…
@melissamadsen And very yummy.
@cafuego Seems fair.
@aspientiae Criminal!
Sunday Roast (Pork). pic.twitter.com/WdzaHn7Awg
ConnorCJolley Shhh… It’s top secret 🤫 pic.twitter.com/hA626N9QHX
I love it when you order something and they say “Shouldn’t be too long” because of course it shouldn’t.
@DamienCWalker That shit tastes terrible. I’ve heard.
@terencehuynh I guess so. :)
“Queensland teacher passes out in front of grade-two class while drunk on vodka,” but apparently didn’t share, whic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bm
@jeffsonstein They breed us with these skills.
OH, old bloke in pub: “He’s a fucking cunt. They should lock him in a box and chuck it in the river.” It’s not imme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZN
reillystyley You just don’t see scoops like this anymore. twitter.com/TinaJordanNYT/…
We’ve all been there..twitter.com/neilalanaitken…JA
@jeffsonstein Oh that was also a thing, but fritz was fresh.
Spread Eagle Hotel, apparently. pic.twitter.com/GYCdbHQEzh
@jeffsonstein Bung fritz is a wonderful thing. A traditional school lunch when I was a kid was a fritz sandwich, al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c6
@mwyres Maybe I should have a go.
@ClaireTheGeek Oh dear. :)
Behind every sign there’s a story. pic.twitter.com/Jow7apusS3
Sun plan, confirmed: 1200 Sunday Roast, The Vine Hotel, Richmond; faff about for a bit; 1500 SkyBus; Weekly Wrap; 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AM
@lyndalcairns I’d give it a try, at least.
@feraldata Haha indeed. The Aunty Jack Show also had a song about fish milkshakes.
@jeffsonstein So, you need to know what fritz is..abc.net.au/news/2017-04-2…2I
Something for my Adelaide friends to consider? pic.twitter.com/L7tT1ysDXb
Yeah I dunno about this, Melbourne. pic.twitter.com/LWYS8TXR27
Ciara87C What are your favourite tweets from Scottish twitter? Here’s two to start us off pic.twitter.com/niR55SHgb9
OH, young man to colleague: “I have to do something called ‘risk management’. Like what the hell is that?”
gcluley Patient’s private answerphone message became hospital’s voicemail devonlive.com/news/devon-new…
@BunnyWatson4 You did. It’s been a lovely week.
@jonoabroad Yes, thanks. The sore throat is quite a bit better today, so The Dreaded Cold is progressing to the nex..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tq
Sun plan, an outline: Slow start (in progress); 1000 check out; faff about in Melbourne, including food somewhere;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nH
hellohistoria This looks like something @goop would advise you to put up your foof as a way to balance your cervix chakra 🙃 pic.twitter.com/rPCCcGCCv5
Sunday. Page four, the seventh word. Do it before lunchtime. Sunday.