stilgherrian DEAR WORLD: Welcome to 1970s Australia, courtesy the greatest television commercial ever. youtube.com/watch?v=VGW-WX…
stilgherrian @dobes The reason the new trams drop their pantographs on George Street is that otherwise in the narrow confines of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cb
stilgherrian This is just a question, but is it possible that Josh Frydenberg is a useless glove puppet? twitter.com/MichaelPascoe0…
@bigjsl Indeed. I’m pretty sure mine isn’t the only glitch like this either.
@flowblok @developerjack It’s quite wonderful, @flowblok.
The National Broadband Network is perfect. #nbn
@Sam_Hickey It’s a wonderful thing.
@maldamkar Thanks, yes, the cold is slowly subsiding as it should. Whew!
THIS IS MORE EXCITING THAN YOU MIGHT IMAGINE.
@peterrenshaw @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @jpwarren Goddammit.
alexbrucesmith do other countries have a problem with poo joggers or is it just an Australian thing?
@maldamkar Buggered if I know.
@maldamkar I cheated. I used a computer.
Have I ever mentioned how much I love bookkeeping? One of my suppliers recently changed ownership and I just spent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DJ
@peterrenshaw @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @jpwarren Lol I just said that’s what it is. Please read tweet. ;)
@jonkudelka Sorry to hear, Jon. Please make sure to make time for yourself and the rest of the family. He sounds li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0m
paulkidd The many moods of @stilgherrian twitter.com/ozkitsch/statu…
@JanJoostBouwman @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @jpwarren I refuse to explain the 1970s, though there may be further clues in that thread.
Tue plan, supplemental: For those following such things, Health Patrol has been largely productive today, with only..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6I
Tue plan, oh FFS it’s 7.30pm edition: I will remain on the North Shore overnight, hoping that They won’t realise I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1M
@jpwarren Noted.
@dobes Did it repeat?
@dobes So what hot takes did you deliver?
@dobes You should’ve used the NBN.
candeira Today, in Radicalizing Algorithms:
Does Dee Lite’s Groove Is In The Heart appear in every single mix that YouTube..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EY

OzKitsch telecom can help you connect your computer to other computers, 1987 pic.twitter.com/p2FOcCAufc
@TheWrongNoel Coward.
@llc1138 When will it ever end?
@NickyWill100 Burden, etc.
@jperlow Each line is a dish.
This is just a question, but is it possible that Josh Frydenberg is a useless glove puppet? twitter.com/MichaelPascoe0…
@SnarkyPlatypus I’m not really helping, am I.
@SnarkyPlatypus By losing your wallet?
@ReadPete It’s almost impossible to figure out where this is. :(
@jonoabroad Yes. And still quite big.
@jonoabroad Yes.
@RhombusHatesYou Thank you for your dedicated service.
@juhasaarinen @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee You don’t have a login for a PMO email account?
@NickyWill100 Look if vendors want to buy me a posh lunch then who am I to object?

Crossing some sort of bridge. pic.twitter.com/OmPvJwNTVZ
@decryption Well if they scrolled down the photo I could. :(
MailGuard Scam Warning: Don’t be fooled by this #phishing #email purporting to be from @Telstra & advising you to claim gift..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bj

Reuters London police arrest protester dressed as broccoli pic.twitter.com/3VSLb1jz2f
Not shown: the creamed potato. As always, Aria delivered. Thanks, Unisys.

The other people have the lamb. pic.twitter.com/aTxsuD7DPE

Kingfish, etc. Also shown: beans. pic.twitter.com/eYx7hW0NEB

Sheep’s curd, etc. pic.twitter.com/DcXNIFRT5I
Also, Shadowfax Pinot Noir.

The Unisys media lunch begins. pic.twitter.com/v0uKJl0Q3P

Another tram! pic.twitter.com/LTqhtKXZKr
In the same sense that shipwrecks are always amazing. @rohan_p @dobes twitter.com/rohan_p/status…
@dobes Do the Dutch do Crossfit?
@johncarneyau They’re all new cars for the new route.
@adam_turner @njptower Indeed. That vertical integration was a huge problem.
@frogworth That’s delightful. I also like the view from the Citi building across the road.
Trams cause vegans.
@joneaves @dobes @michaelneale Do I have to? He’s weird.
larry_irving Wake me when Zuck has a dinner with prominent (or any) Black folks to discuss FB’s horrible record on hiring employ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5u
@frogworth Hello! Is it nice up there?
@dobes The reason the new trams drop their pantographs on George Street is that otherwise in the narrow confines of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cb
@dobes ** Chemtrails.
@dobes We need to hear more about the health effects* of imagining 5G health effects.
* Causes.
I can write about this topic if you like, @dobes. About 5G too, if you like. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…
@skwashd Excellent.

Invisible Sign. pic.twitter.com/lIkJ827gFd
@ThomasCMcCabe @dobes I never even knew Kurds played cricket!
adam_turner Oh yeah, remember the good old days when Telstra was the one abusing its monopoly power. Good times. twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…
DJBentley News is part of the mandate at Fox News. twitter.com/brianstelter/s…
Tue plan, confirmed (kinda): 1230 Unisys media lunch, Circular Quay; Health Patrol errand to the North Shore; remai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3W
@JayStephens @MapPornTweet Hello, Sweetie. Wait, what?

MapPornTweet 1943 Global Map showing the insignia on aircraft of various countries redd.it/c754tz #MapPorn pic.twitter.com/4nfvaC8K0E
edbott Helluva story here. twitter.com/Timcammm/statu…
Waiting for a backup to finish.
@bigjsl @NewtonMark @dobes @ashabeeeee @jpwarren I know some of the people who’d have been in that room. :)
@quadrapop @NewtonMark @dobes @ashabeeeee @jpwarren Fewer puddles in the desert.
jxeeno gonna swap out gold for copper investments if true twitter.com/resync/status/…
@mwyres Oh yes, I’d temporarily forgotten that. Sigh.
Brilliant. Very @dobes content. twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…
@jpwarren @topfuel58 @OzKitsch @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark Exactly.
@topfuel58 @OzKitsch @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @jpwarren I remember too much of this shit.
DEAR WORLD: Welcome to 1970s Australia, courtesy the greatest television commercial ever. youtube.com/watch?v=VGW-WX…
@edbott It’s a Rambo thing.
@topfuel58 @OzKitsch @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @jpwarren It was DEC’s machines that had 32-but or 64-bit memor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fk

@topfuel58 @OzKitsch @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @jpwarren Oh well done, Wikipedia. pic.twitter.com/92isUanatL
@topfuel58 @OzKitsch @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @jpwarren It was 60-bit words in 10 by 6-bit bytes — I just che.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QNy
@jpwarren @dobes @oberonsghost @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark More and more I am starting to understand the 1970s. youtube.com/watch?v=VGW-WX…
@kittykurl @OzKitsch @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @jpwarren And tight. Short and tight.
@expectproblems I got it, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @jpwarren Here’s Adelaide Uni’s CDC 6400 in 1978. Replacing the magne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xW

EiriniKaramouzi “and wife” - are you fucking kidding me ? pic.twitter.com/l1pyIDt15H
@jpwarren @oberonsghost @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark That was indeed a/the look of the time. Not for me, but cert..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hh
MicroSFF The salvage starships entered Earth orbit.
“We’re sorry to alarm you,” they broadcast. “We were led to believe your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sZ
KetanJ0 A guy at the Australian blogging about Bureau of Meteorology trutherism, while the guy below complains about how th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LQ
@TheSpiritOfByBy @paulwiggins @firstdogonmoon @jonkudelka I don’t get that, though I’m usually full of melancholy to begin with.
@NewtonMark @dobes @ashabeeeee @jpwarren I used to wear desert boots, and I’m not afraid to admit it. Desert books..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iX
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @jpwarren There’s a LOT going on in that photo. :) And it’s from the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WW
I probably should’ve mentioned that a slow start usually means far too much shitposting. If you enjoy this shitpost..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ki
awelder Why don’t people pay for high quality journalism? twitter.com/sakatarama/sta…
@dobes @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @jpwarren You could also use that collar for hang-gliding.
@jonoabroad Wot.
@rohan_p @dobes @ashabeeeee In Vega/Gaza, yes. And what is the connection between “vegan” and “Vega”? Think about that for a moment.
I would like to remind people that @firstdogonmoon said this yesterday. twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…
What do I love most about this photo of a CDC Cyber series mainframe? The classic twin round monitors? The ginger m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hh
kenli729 Not a Drakkar Noir ad: “He is Asia’s most-wanted man. He is protected by a guard of Thai kickboxers. He flies by pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Te
brianklaas Just a reminder that Trump’s former national security adviser was a highly paid unregistered foreign agent working..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7w
jamesrbuk Never before have so few sacrificed so little… twitter.com/samcoatessky/s…
So China, eh?

Exactly. pic.twitter.com/QrumML2VP7
@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p Yeah I definitely need another coffee for this. Also, a pinboard, a box of index cards,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…09
Tue plan, draft: Slow start, with phlegm and concern; 1230 Unisys media lunch, Circular Quay; Health Patrol errand..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hs
@LyraMoonShadow Oh yes, of course, but it’s still annoying. I’m recovering slowly, and on a normal timeline, so I’m happy with that.
@misosusanowa Definitely against the concept.

Sydney’s spring is progressing nicely. pic.twitter.com/zH5SFVsm3A
Coughing.
Tuesday. It is 4.7 metres long and 2.3 metres wide, but it contains much less fat than you might have thought. Tuesday.