Gorn.
@JustJimWillDo Well there’s this..pic.twitter.com/M0assN23QgQg
@Taezar More political leaders should wear animal ears.
These new photos of Kim Jong Un are wonderful. pic.twitter.com/T7KkicSxh0
@jonoabroad @AnnaFurrygarcon Your answers or her answer?
@ApostrophePong Maybe it’ll end up being the reverse.
stilgherrian AUSTRALIAN POLL: Which of the recent male prime ministers is the most rootable? Please show your working. Please RT for Science.
@LexPlans Not in this poll, no.
@4_martinis @stufromoz Just answer the damn question.
Watching @Herring1967’s RHLSTP #229 with Michael Sheen. youtube.com/watch?v=zwovOo… It’s very good.
@DanielOCnr You can only list four options.
@R_Chirgwin @kcarruthers See, I’m from Adelaide but even I know that’s not a sound thing to do.
JustJimWillDo Twitter serendipity is sometimes just plain weird.
@pjlogue @James_Jeffrey @AndyWoodturner @HerbertSchuber2 pic.twitter.com/puEnErIwpc
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian CEOs way overoptimistic about cybersecurity, out of touch on privacy” zdnet.com/article/austra…
Latest advances in smart sex toys. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
@reselsnark Nothing surprises me any more.
Obviously the first tweet in this thread should be: “Wondering whether Scott Morrison would be a satisfying root or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NH
The results so far don’t really surprise me. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s… pic.twitter.com/EIvblMHgtP
MatthewBevan Donald Trump demonstrating proper technique for delivering a theatrical aside pic.twitter.com/ZcTiRSYKD8
@jplonie Why is this my fault?
@JohnBirmingham For Science!
@NewtonMark Four isn’t enough to do that.. formation.
@garystark Look at the poll. The last four.
@jonoabroad If it were a funnel-web you’d know by now. :)
@kcarruthers WE NEED TO KNOW.
@NewtonMark @jdub Abetz may want the Vatican. Or possibly Uruguay because reasons.
@jonoabroad What sort of spider?
@Messenger_74 Note the word “male” there. I’m fairly certain that Ms Gillard is not in this category.
AUSTRALIAN POLL: Which of the recent male prime ministers is the most rootable? Please show your working. Please RT for Science.
@JustJimWillDo Oh dear.
@JustJimWillDo Honk!
@JustJimWillDo Cudmunchers are still fuckin’ annoying.
@JustJimWillDo Oh that got done, yes.
I took slightly longer to do my errand than planned so I’ve ended up on a train filled with cudmunchers. :(
Catching up on the last few episodes of “Trump, Inc.” pca.st/podcast/f14190…
Wed plan, remainder: Errand to Haymarket; late lunch; return to the North Shore; quiet evening.
@NickyWill100 Poo Joggers are quite fascinating though.
@NickyWill100 So, the Poo Jogger is from Melbourne?
“‘It’s not true!’ Jackie ‘O’ Henderson furiously responds to rumours she is Roxy Jacenko’s poo jogger — and has evi.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZcV
@dobes @mikebex @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen Cyber attribution is actually a dice game. pic.twitter.com/KD1XjdbxrZ
@dobes @mikebex @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen That sounds like a lot more work. But yes. I’ll set up a page on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h0
@mikebex @dobes @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen So I reckon it’s even more likely that I’ll do a live reading of this glossary.
@candeira Exactly this.
@zdnetaustralia This would’ve been a better headline. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
@candeira I can’t get some online ID systems to work because my bank and DFAT (passport) use different workarounds…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q4
@candeira I think I’ve still got PTSD from the last time.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian CEOs way overoptimistic about cybersecurity, out of touch on privacy” zdnet.com/article/austra…
@candeira It might be worth giving them a call. They had a workaround for dealing with mononyms, but it had to be d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dh
@paulkidd @AboutTheHouse @petedavo_au Arf!
@AboutTheHouse @petedavo_au Good to hear.
@DamoTheGeek The figures are fascinating, there’s certainly that.
@erstkate @noisywoman Tell me about it!
@Davelennonabc It really means nothing this far out from an election.
@juhasaarinen @twiddlekins @dobes @teambuild3r @rohan_p Is there footage?
“Q. Which of the following issues are the most important for the Federal Government to address over the next 12 mon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4e
And for Labor. essentialvision.com.au/attributes-lab… pic.twitter.com/sGHR80IeVh
This, from today’s Essential Report, shows massing increases in voters thinking the Liberals have a vision, underst..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sV
@SuperCroup Exactly.
James_Jeffrey The Big Bang twitter.com/TheAtlantic/st…
@AboutTheHouse @petedavo_au My pleasure. I’m a bit of a time zone pedant. :)
@SuperCroup Look I think I’m making the world a better place.
Dear @GladysB, there’s a word for people who stubbornly refuse to accept the reality of evidence, expert advice, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kH
@erstkate Let’s not give her any more sad than she probably already has.
You people are wonderful.
IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION. twitter.com/as_clouds_go_b…
“I porked this!” And a little sculpture of the downstairs bits. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…
I’m just trying to help us all understand how things work.
Then 90 seconds later, “How good was that?”
Humph! Humph! Humph! Grunt!
“How good is this?”
Wondering where Scott Morrison would be a satisfying root order not. “How good is sex!”
@JustJimWillDo You could add an alert or filter for them, and just send to rest to the trash.
@twiddlekins @dobes @teambuild3r @rohan_p @juhasaarinen True. There’s no pain with palpitations though, just The Fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Du
@twiddlekins @dobes @teambuild3r @rohan_p @juhasaarinen Ouch! I don’t drink anything with taurine or the like. Hear..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qa
@PeteLawler @juhasaarinen @dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p It’s not really my thing either.
“Commonwealth Bank to spend over AU$5b on tech in the next five years” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/common… That’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r2
This is what I was thinking. twitter.com/christophernea…
Wondering whether I should read any of this email people keep sending me.
I see there’s another brain worm outbreak in The America.
@stufromoz @mcannonbrookes Um, because anyone can send an email?
@juhasaarinen @PeteLawler @dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p Yeah I’m not taking the risk.
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Peter Dutton’s war on dissent” pca.st/vxi1y8e8 You should listen, I reck..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0S
@PeteLawler @dobes @teambuild3r @rohan_p @juhasaarinen You were in an ice-filled bath with or without your kidneys?
@jonoabroad @mcannonbrookes Well that’s obviously a handy start, yes, but I didn’t click through.
@stufromoz @zdnetaustralia Yeah a few of them too.
@mcannonbrookes @dobes I should probably also mention this to @theprojecttv because thy’ll find it amusing as well.
@AboutTheHouse @petedavo_au Pssst! You mean “AEDT” but whatever. :)
AboutTheHouse An e-petition to the House, calling for the declaration of a climate emergency, has been breaking records this mont..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4n
@mcannonbrookes We should do this @dobes because I think I’d make a wonderful billionaire.
Hey @mcannonbrookes apparently your “wealth loophole” can make anyone a billionaire in three to four months! I got..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oz
@PeteLawler @dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen Budweiser is disgusting.
@oberonsghost Mind you, it’s good that they can be.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a big disconnect, with numbers.
EllyWestaway Is this a threat? twitter.com/twitter/status…
@juhasaarinen @dobes @teambuild3r @rohan_p I can’t drink too much cyder at once because IBS and Bristol 7.
(I’m al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KR
@dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen So what booze is appropriate for cyber?
@juhasaarinen @dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p A healthy breakfast is important, yes.
@dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen I would be happy to do this thing.
@dobes @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen Nah that’s not right. China should have been listed first.
Very @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @jxeeno @johnb78 content. twitter.com/CurbedSF/statu…
ladygaga What’s fortnight
Oh look! @CyberGovAU has published a “Cyber Security Terminology” glossary. cyber.gov.au/ism/cyber-secu…
Cyber this up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qa
@rohan_p We all need this.
wobster This is a masterclass in managing expectations twitter.com/itsmegama/stat…
@rohan_p Perfect for open plan office, this. pic.twitter.com/UDUJH4a4QJ
@PollHereford Imagine what that’ll be like once we get robotic eels.
Wed plan, draft: A selection of possibilities. What must happen: Slow start with phlegm and complaining; write for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nG
This is very cool, and I Iove the retro World Wide Web styling.
REMINDER: Unrelated to this one, there’s also a di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gb
Oh I dunno. At least the cane toads, etc. twitter.com/arcadiagt5/sta…
Ermph. My head is full of tadpoles.
Wednesday. [Uncomfortable joke about barbed wire goes here.] Wednesday.