Gorn.
@JustJimWillDo Well there’s thispic.twitter.com/M0assN23Qg23Qg
@Taezar More political leaders should wear animal ears.
These new photos of Kim Jong Un are wonderful. pic.twitter.com/T7KkicSxh0
@jonoabroad @AnnaFurrygarcon Your answers or her answer?
@ApostrophePong Maybe it’ll end up being the reverse.
stilgherrian AUSTRALIAN POLL: Which of the recent male prime ministers is the most rootable? Please show your working. Please RT for Science.
@LexPlans Not in this poll, no.
@4_martinis @stufromoz Just answer the damn question.
Watching @Herring1967’s RHLSTP #229 with Michael Sheen. https://t.co/CzaDSpmih0 It’s very good.
@DanielOCnr You can only list four options.
@R_Chirgwin @kcarruthers See, I’m from Adelaide but even I know that’s not a sound thing to do.
JustJimWillDo Twitter serendipity is sometimes just plain weird.
@pjlogue @James_Jeffrey @AndyWoodturner @HerbertSchuber2 pic.twitter.com/puEnErIwpc
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian CEOs way overoptimistic about cybersecurity, out of touch on privacy†https://t.co/8M5…
Latest advances in smart sex toys. https://t.co/kzoxGhfzjW
@reselsnark Nothing surprises me any more.
Obviously the first tweet in this thread should be: “Wondering whether Scott Morrison would be a satisfying root or… https://t.co/QeyBgacRNH
The results so far don’t really surprise me. https://t.co/Jc4QEeqt5V https://t.co/EIvblMHgtP
RT @MatthewBevan: Donald Trump demonstrating proper technique for delivering a theatrical aside https://t.co/ZcTiRSYKD8
@jplonie Why is this my fault?
@JohnBirmingham For Science!
@NewtonMark Four isn’t enough to do that.. formation.
@garystark Look at the poll. The last four.
@jonoabroad If it were a funnel-web you’d know by now. :)
@kcarruthers WE NEED TO KNOW.
@NewtonMark @jdub Abetz may want the Vatican. Or possibly Uruguay because reasons.
@jonoabroad What sort of spider?
@Messenger_74 Note the word “male†there. I’m fairly certain that Ms Gillard is not in this category.
AUSTRALIAN POLL: Which of the recent male prime ministers is the most rootable? Please show your working. Please RT for Science.
@JustJimWillDo Oh dear.
@JustJimWillDo Honk!
@JustJimWillDo Cudmunchers are still fuckin’ annoying.
@JustJimWillDo Oh that got done, yes.
I took slightly longer to do my errand than planned so I’ve ended up on a train filled with cudmunchers. :(
Catching up on the last few episodes of “Trump, Inc.†https://t.co/JuQvEGGyC8
Wed plan, remainder: Errand to Haymarket; late lunch; return to the North Shore; quiet evening.
@NickyWill100 Poo Joggers are quite fascinating though.
@NickyWill100 So, the Poo Jogger is from Melbourne?
“‘It’s not true!’ Jackie ‘O’ Henderson furiously responds to rumours she is Roxy Jacenko’s poo jogger — and has evi… https://t.co/hH4mjfhZcV
@dobes @mikebex @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen Cyber attribution is actually a dice game. pic.twitter.com/KD1XjdbxrZ
@dobes @mikebex @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen That sounds like a lot more work. But yes. I’ll set up a page on… https://t.co/n0RcWsh2h0
@mikebex @dobes @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen So I reckon it’s even more likely that I’ll do a live reading of this glossary.
@candeira Exactly this.
@zdnetaustralia This would’ve been a better headline. https://t.co/yCvoLbPf7v
@candeira I can’t get some online ID systems to work because my bank and DFAT (passport) use different workarounds.… https://t.co/1rp66TtQQ4
@candeira I think I’ve still got PTSD from the last time.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian CEOs way overoptimistic about cybersecurity, out of touch on privacy†https://t.co/8M54QcmgZm
@candeira It might be worth giving them a call. They had a workaround for dealing with mononyms, but it had to be d… https://t.co/V3jjaUyYDh
@paulkidd @AboutTheHouse @petedavo_au Arf!
@AboutTheHouse @petedavo_au Good to hear.
@DamoTheGeek The figures are fascinating, there’s certainly that.
@erstkate @noisywoman Tell me about it!
@Davelennonabc It really means nothing this far out from an election.
@juhasaarinen @twiddlekins @dobes @teambuild3r @rohan_p Is there footage?
“Q. Which of the following issues are the most important for the Federal Government to address over the next 12 mon… https://t.co/tsVhvmba4e
And for Labor. https://t.co/rD6yNffbfL https://t.co/sGHR80IeVh
This, from today’s Essential Report, shows massing increases in voters thinking the Liberals have a vision, underst… https://t.co/7YbWmuhksV
@SuperCroup Exactly.
RT @James_Jeffrey: The Big Bang https://t.co/pROVdnHh17
@AboutTheHouse @petedavo_au My pleasure. I’m a bit of a time zone pedant. :)
@SuperCroup Look I think I’m making the world a better place.
Dear @GladysB, there’s a word for people who stubbornly refuse to accept the reality of evidence, expert advice, an… https://t.co/Ej6qXhPCkH
@erstkate Let’s not give her any more sad than she probably already has.
You people are wonderful.
IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION. https://t.co/H9gxhSu9wr
“I porked this!†And a little sculpture of the downstairs bits. https://t.co/8NSAK82vFj
I’m just trying to help us all understand how things work.
Then 90 seconds later, “How good was that?â€
Humph! Humph! Humph! Grunt!
“How good is this?â€
Wondering where Scott Morrison would be a satisfying root order not. “How good is sex!â€
@JustJimWillDo You could add an alert or filter for them, and just send to rest to the trash.
@twiddlekins @dobes @teambuild3r @rohan_p @juhasaarinen True. There’s no pain with palpitations though, just The Fe… https://t.co/iNR8L5R6Du
@twiddlekins @dobes @teambuild3r @rohan_p @juhasaarinen Ouch! I don’t drink anything with taurine or the like. Hear… https://t.co/42evOCFnqa
@PeteLawler @juhasaarinen @dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p It’s not really my thing either.
“Commonwealth Bank to spend over AU$5b on tech in the next five years†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/DxQTPbL3q4 That’… https://t.co/PyhmbYulr2
This is what I was thinking. https://t.co/PRICdphLtA
Wondering whether I should read any of this email people keep sending me.
I see there’s another brain worm outbreak in The America.
@stufromoz @mcannonbrookes Um, because anyone can send an email?
@juhasaarinen @PeteLawler @dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p Yeah I’m not taking the risk.
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Peter Dutton’s war on dissent†https://t.co/BRAoxPdP6Z You should listen, I reck… https://t.co/VFFrkSxi0S
@PeteLawler @dobes @teambuild3r @rohan_p @juhasaarinen You were in an ice-filled bath with or without your kidneys?
@jonoabroad @mcannonbrookes Well that’s obviously a handy start, yes, but I didn’t click through.
@stufromoz @zdnetaustralia Yeah a few of them too.
@mcannonbrookes @dobes I should probably also mention this to @theprojecttv because thy’ll find it amusing as well.
@AboutTheHouse @petedavo_au Pssst! You mean “AEDT†but whatever. :)
RT @AboutTheHouse: An e-petition to the House, calling for the declaration of a climate emergency, has been breaking records this month. Ov…
@mcannonbrookes We should do this @dobes because I think I’d make a wonderful billionaire.
Hey @mcannonbrookes apparently your “wealth loophole†can make anyone a billionaire in three to four months! I got… https://t.co/Rwx8c6dzoz
@PeteLawler @dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen Budweiser is disgusting.
@oberonsghost Mind you, it’s good that they can be.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a big disconnect, with numbers.
RT @EllyWestaway: Is this a threat? https://t.co/U4opkfO70t
@juhasaarinen @dobes @teambuild3r @rohan_p I can’t drink too much cyder at once because IBS and Bristol 7.
(I’m al… https://t.co/wnUeuki4KR
@dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen So what booze is appropriate for cyber?
@juhasaarinen @dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p A healthy breakfast is important, yes.
@dobes @teambuild3r @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen I would be happy to do this thing.
@dobes @CyberGovAU @rohan_p @juhasaarinen Nah that’s not right. China should have been listed first.
Very @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @jxeeno @johnb78 content. https://t.co/gb8LeAhAYR
RT @ladygaga: What’s fortnight
Oh look! @CyberGovAU has published a “Cyber Security Terminology†glossary. https://t.co/G8mNoOW3bw
Cyber this up… https://t.co/4V0L9fmBQa
@rohan_p We all need this.
RT @wobster: This is a masterclass in managing expectations https://t.co/hA5eD80Mpg
@rohan_p Perfect for open plan office, this. pic.twitter.com/UDUJH4a4QJ
@PollHereford Imagine what that’ll be like once we get robotic eels.
Wed plan, draft: A selection of possibilities. What must happen: Slow start with phlegm and complaining; write for… https://t.co/xyzG4X2DnG
This is very cool, and I Iove the retro World Wide Web styling.
REMINDER: Unrelated to this one, there’s also a di… https://t.co/yLRPwLFwGb
Oh I dunno. At least the cane toads, etc. https://t.co/P3t3sHeu06
Ermph. My head is full of tadpoles.
Wednesday. [Uncomfortable joke about barbed wire goes here.] Wednesday.