I’ve had enough of Thursday. Goodnight.
RT @stilgherrian: What I don’t understand is why Peter Dutton always looks like he’s fellating an invisible horse.
stilgherrian A Message from Hive Clamilton. pic.twitter.com/kFxMKLEdrv
stilgherrian I would like to know more about the inner lives of these sunflower seeds. pic.twitter.com/kEvqo5wh5t
Of course you did, @naamanzhou, because I’m sure there’s something wrong with you. https://t.co/frTRm8X6UJ
@LaniRefiti I’ll go further than that and proclaim it the greatest diplomatic communication in American history.
“Turkish president Erdogan ‘threw Trump’s Syria letter in bin’” https://t.co/Mll0t7BegS
Beautiful: “Samsung: Anyone’s thumbprint can unlock Galaxy S10 phone†https://t.co/4w3uJ3DNBn
@Davelennonabc Well, yes. Some folks hammer our their award entries, whatever the awards, and some don’t bother.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. https://t.co/kfLkGvLBAA
Pffft. All rooftops are open-air urinals. Stop being such a sook. https://t.co/UVsjc9QNvl
@swearyanthony Brilliant work.
I am now kinda embarrassed to realise how much of this presumably fine work I’m unfamiliar with, but here’s the ful… https://t.co/TYzhbUOp56
Wow, Al Jazeera up again in this category. https://t.co/5d3ghmJqU2
If you haven’t seen it…
“How to Sell a Massacre P1â€
https://t.co/OAkh6VeEaI
“How to Sell a Massacre P2â€â€¦ https://t.co/uxTq9yoGZd
I only know one of these, the Al Jazeera story, but yeah that was truly awesome. Good luck, folks. https://t.co/1R3OKiW8TD
Mr @jonkudelka is one of the finalists for cartooning. https://t.co/4PfXrJOkbp
Gosh, @4corners will definitely will this Walkley because they have all three finalists nominations.
(@walkleys ha… https://t.co/HefpYJvZDt
@JohnMartinIT @NewtonMark Yes it does, doesn’t it.
“Muffled laughter as principal asked to oink like a pig during court proceedings†https://t.co/6Fg4qvkRwv #oink #likeapig
@t_mu Nah, I’m just an idiot.
@t_mu I was trying to make a joke about them not knowing what an indigenous person was, but I fucked it up. :(
GordyPls “The position pays minimum wage.”
“Ok. No thanks. I can get the minimum wage on the couch with a bong.”
“BUTBUTBUTBUT!”
RT @GordyPls: I’ve long thought setting the dole to the minimum wage would be hilarious. Not only would it lift huge numbers of people out…
@t_mu A what?
I would like to know more about the inner lives of these sunflower seeds. pic.twitter.com/kEvqo5wh5t
@moylecroft @dobes @jplonie @paulwallbank @Stevie_Easton @thelaughingsub @joshgnosis Wow. I turn away from the inte… https://t.co/a1F10GjqzU
@dobes @Stevie_Easton @thelaughingsub @joshgnosis The drugs?
@dobes @Stevie_Easton @thelaughingsub @joshgnosis Are there actually Fifield supporters? Ir maybe Fifield Truthers?
Hey @NuclearAnthro, “Chernobyl vodka: First consumer product made in exclusion zone†(8 Aug)… https://t.co/mUuxGDFgSE
Are you people on fuckin’ drugs? https://t.co/bJR7dmOrnm
I would have worded this more strongly, @thelaughingsub @dobes @joshgnosis. https://t.co/1PVU9G5aNP
@z3ndrag0n @NetThing_au Not that I can see, no. ;)
@GiovanniTorre @matkertesz My extensive research just now indicates he was also a Citizens Electoral Council candid… https://t.co/EndxncadkF
@GiovanniTorre @matkertesz This is true. I may have to read these into a podcast too.
@ApostrophePong @erstkate I hope you mean “bugging†rather than “buggeringâ€. ;)
@DanielOCnr A soothing hum…
@peter_tonoli @jpwarren @NetThing_au That or throw bread rolls, yes.
@DanielOCnr I usually have both Safari and Chrome open, though I forget why now.
@ApostrophePong @erstkate But of course. :)
I seem to be doing the appropriate amount of shitposting for a day like this. Win.
matkertesz This is fucking wild… pic.twitter.com/nR9wlAelN6
@ApostrophePong @erstkate It’s at this point I really do have to say it’s “peelingâ€. ;) “Peal†is what a set of bells does.
@dawnstarau And no upload whatsoever.
@erstkate @ApostrophePong Very reassuring.
DEAR ALL THE WEBSITES DON’T PLAY A FUCKING VIDEO AT ME UNLESS I ASK YOU TO YOU ATTENTION-HOGGING BANDWIDTH-SUCKING PRICKS.
RT @sarahlovescali: I love when dogs bark at a guest and you make them stop and they do but then they add this little affronted woof like “…
SCIENCE! https://t.co/Soqfl6oiAS
@johnb78 @ApostrophePong @SuperCroup I want to know which Sir Charles now, and whether that was a hotel, pub, retail store, or what.
@ApostrophePong @SuperCroup @johnb78 Oh wow I’ll have to go find that one. A mission! I have a mission!
@jpwarren @NetThing_au I thought you might be. Personally I’m hoping it kicks off some more focused debate over the coming years.
@moylecroft Yeah this is where it gets tricky.
@ApostrophePong @SuperCroup @johnb78 Have a building from Melbourne. https://t.co/zgLsekUaPM
“Exclusive: U.S. carried out secret cyber strike on Iran in wake of Saudi oil attack: officials†https://t.co/PUYpQ5HyEf
RT @MatthewBevan: Nobody is better at rhetorically punching himself in the face on television than Donald Trump Jr. https://t.co/CAA60euo0y
@ApostrophePong Hahahaha OK, OK, I know.
@Anthony_Caruana This is a fair point, and consistent with what that Jesus bloke seems to have actually said.
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @garthk Very happy. :)
@ApostrophePong Anyway, it’s obviously a popular signage technology, and the older stiff is falling apart. Maybe th… https://t.co/0njh7AREQr
@dobes Magic, probably.
RT @dobes: Locked account people, I have a question.
If you are a locked account, replying to brands that aren’t following you, what do yo…
@Davidramli @dobes Agreed. This case is not going to get any saner as it goes, either.
RT @NuclearAnthro: I love that the BBC had to explain what floppy disks were…
…before discussing why the US used them in their nuclear…
@ApostrophePong Hahaha.
@ApostrophePong Ah, that’s right, it’s vinyl lettering. The dry heat probably evaporates the plasticisevinylletteringdirect.com.auykVv
So @NetThing_au is on 28 Oct at UTS, “Australian internet governance community moving forwardâ€, and the program is… https://t.co/Y0ykR88RHG
@ApostrophePong I need a good camera though. The iPhone can do only so much.
@ApostrophePong Exactly. The letters are some sort of adhesive plastic rather than paint, I believe, which is cheap… https://t.co/xE6p8Uh4t7
@rohan_p @dobes @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @NewtonMark @garthk I reckon we could learn quite a lot. It mig… https://t.co/SRKsby71yE
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @NewtonMark @garthk Hahahahaha are you new here?
EXTREMELY CONTENT for @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @NewtonMark @garthk. https://t.co/Ftuog4s6pX
So the first sentence of this thread is enough for me, @dobes. https://t.co/s5bItVz56Q
RT @CptHollingworth: If Musk is right about the whole simulation thing, I want to have serious words with whoever’s writing this shit. http…
@traceyb65 @franksting @DDsD I mean all this is true, but when I walk past an avenue of plane trees the massive rea… https://t.co/dBkq5BOFt4
@RichardTuffin Sticks in the throat, doesn’t it.
“It’s not known to what extent people have a true allergy to plane tree pollen and whether the airborne fine spiky… https://t.co/asQFr9Mh88
@RichardTuffin Sssthhhwuupt! Sssthhhwuupt! Sssthhhwuupt!
RT @paulwallbank: Fun day for CommBank’s IT bods. https://t.co/vmYVng4wlr
A beautiful sign at Chatswood which I think @ApostrophePong would like. pic.twitter.com/DfkZppaqKs
@ashabeeeee @dobes @jeamland @rohan_p @jpwarren We all like memes and dreams.
@franksting Yep. Replace them all with river redgums or something, tho then the NUMBYs would complain about the pla… https://t.co/YDnZXeBc1P
@dobes Where is this, and why?
@franksting Goddammit now I’m going to get angry all over again.
@piratetwisty @NewtonMark Engineering continues to astound me.
@nolantium @NewtonMark Heavy breathing is sabotage!
@franksting Note to Self: Do not go to Pyrmont.
A Message from Hive Clamilton. pic.twitter.com/kFxMKLEdrv
@dobes I should put his name on that image. Stand by.
Remembering that Hive Clamilton was on “Four Corners†on Monday night. Rig@dobesobpic.twitter.com/IFUHjkDRBNDRBN
@Level20EastGuy Yes, plenty of journalists reporting White House confirmation of its reality.
@adamspong Doubt it’s that, I’m indoors and it’s cool enough.
RT @andrewwhiteau: My God I thought this was The Onion https://t.co/UV7RSPH0gp https://t.co/YSwbVNd2OW
@kevthecamel Indeed.
@Stevie_Easton Look I’m sure it’s all just some sort of glitch.
Fair point. https://t.co/jPX9nkkOMc
That thing where your MacBook Pro reboots for no clear reason.
Attn: @dobes @ashabeeeee @jeamland @rohan_p @jpwarren. https://t.co/HlT5m1FEWU
What I don’t understand is why Peter Dutton always looks like he’s fellating an invisible horse.
RT @snipeyhead: Man, I’m really punishing the new followers today. https://t.co/iGGROHHl3Z
One of the best things about Peter Dutton is his subtlety.
RT @umairh: Congratulations for this year’s no shit Sherlock prize in economics https://t.co/s64uz0VzGj
RT @GrogsGamut: Oh piss off. https://t.co/K8OiHvg77z
RT @aleph3: ah yes, the mysterious new organism Physarum polycephalum, discovered in (checks notes https://t.co/y8AG7Yae7J) the year 1822.…
@punkscience I don’t know how much â€interacting†is allowed, but Skywhale’s home base is Canberra and she tours the… https://t.co/4WplqM6fhs
@Epigrammist @llc1138 @NewtonMark Ah, I was wondering what kind of jumpships you meant, military or civilian.
@NewtonMark And I guess that cowling isn’t *totally* essential to the aircraft working… ;)
Amazing_Maps The red areas contain half the population of Australia pic.twitter.com/03ligi7342
@punkscience Clearly you need to get out more. :)
RT @HMSQNLZ: History continuing to be made here on #WESTLANT19 - the first ever take off by a UK Lightning from our British carrier. @RAF_M…
RT @joshgnosis: This would be the one Australia is trying to copy. https://t.co/7UOEMuKPJ6
RT @joshgnosis: UK drops plans for online pornography age verification system https://t.co/sZ7nbu6jmv
@punkscience Skywhale! Or rather, The Skywhale (VH-IOQ)! https://t.co/SuWHXUecSZ
“NBN rejects speedtest reality for one of its own: If everyone in the world held still for a handful of years, and… https://t.co/6KVyMU2eRL
@Epigrammist @llc1138 @NewtonMark I hadn’t realised. Thanks for that.
I love you, Skywhale. pic.twitter.com/e6t0L9L0IE
@johnb78 We’re off in common law tort land here, I imagine, and US law this might actually be a thing. Worth a go for a ruling though, eh?
@llc1138 @NewtonMark Who calls it that?
I believe that Skywhale VH-IOQ is still airworthy, too.
“Skywhale donated to National Gallery of Australia†https://t.co/fTUyvqwV8y https://t.co/VlU8SEeSbj
“Newly formed CyberCX scoops up two of Australia’s cyber heavyweights†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/PZM8brqXxU
“Alastair MacGibbon pops up as strategy chief at CyberCX, a new firm built via 12-way merger†by @Stevie_Easton https://t.co/QYHzhbmZBJ
I don’t really see what’s wrong with this. How about you, @NewtonMark? https://t.co/mUI5uemlCo
@jonoabroad Thanks, I’ll pass them on.
@jonoabroad @kpfaulkner I have no idea what you’re talking about.
“The Department of the Environment and Energy has been breaching the FOI Act for 10 months now†by @Stevie_Easton… https://t.co/PZKjdbBMcA
Thu plan, confirmed: Yes, it’s a Health Patrol day. We’ve had breakfast out and done some shopping, and now my char… https://t.co/3nQ9QWferl
@Anthony_Caruana Mine was the dour Methodist / Uniting Church, but I’m guessing you moved to one of the more evange… https://t.co/BanJM8u6sA
@mrowe It’s what’s inside that counts, so that’s a #blueandyellowtrain. If it has orange livery at the ends then it… https://t.co/nHD7RPcU3h
@Anthony_Caruana Well I was raised Protestant so I couldn’t say.
RT @normative: Almost as disturbing as the letter itself: Someone chose to leak this to Fox. Which implies that the White House thought thi…
If you’re a cyber person near Aldershot next week then this looks a must-attend. Sadly there won’t be a podcast. https://t.co/gv0SqVCxWi
@mrowe Sure. I guess.
@mrowe No, the purple ones are the InterCity V-Set stock, use for the Newcastle and Blue Mountains lines.… https://t.co/riPlwRJOH9
@mrowe Where are you catching the train from?
@markc Oh. Flies.
I guess the other thing this eRosary would be good for, what with its motion sensors, is that it can notify your pr… https://t.co/Mm2DqaYPzD
“The corresponding app features personalized religious content, as well as health tracking info gleaned from the br… https://t.co/gMbAU7Qfpb
It’s a Fitbit for Catholics! “Once activated, the wearer can choose to pray the standard rosary, a contemplative ro… https://t.co/exLLGqjMtp
@expectproblems See DMs. :)
@expectproblems I am not looking forward to this. I must brave it soon enough for breakfast, because this North Sho… https://t.co/7rlOai6iyA
@garthk Here are the currently accepted units. https://t.co/9FpPnXlNjU
Thu plan, an outline: It’s a Health Patrol day, so I’ll be poking at easy things and maybe getting a little writing… https://t.co/YN4TYzJAch
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast “Cash and the black economy†https://t.co/63uQtM8pjN
But surely this proposed lim… https://t.co/wJwkrNYuLB
Well played, @TrumpsTies. https://t.co/4CugI0SRja
It’s going to be 27C in Sydney today, apparently, so there’s that.
Well this is very good, @davpope at the @canberratimes.
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren https://t.co/FKU6OIKPeZ
@NewtonMark I was also thinking you don’t stop pilots doing arsehat low-level flying by showing them some rather co… https://t.co/vEHeiemFjg
“‘Unless You Fly With Safety’ is a short U.S. Air Forces film that stresses the importance of safe flying.â€â€¦ https://t.co/1DHbgv8vqp
@CosmicRami Some sort of sacred mountain, apparently.
RT @stilgherrian: These new photos of Kim Jong Un are wonderful. https://t.co/T7KkicSxh0
Some might consider all recruiters to be hostile, or at least an enemy of the people. https://t.co/cnh4FNxrus
@garthk @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark Goddammit.
@dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark There’s an endless supply. https://t.co/osKFb82JgW
My new favourite genre: Paint huffer mugshots.
Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark https://t.co/ZI5UXkKUoI
@morebento @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark Sure. Why not.
@expectproblems Carry a can of spray paint. One short burst to the face. Added bonus: Tag them for others.
@jonoabroad @zdnetaustralia Don’t hate yourself. There’s good money to be made telling people to do the things they… https://t.co/Typ7NhOfOP
RT @RadioFreeTom: Holy Mother of God, I hope this is a prank. This can’t be real. https://t.co/bzgpre9mgX
Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australian CEOs are too overoptimistic for cybersecurity, out of touch on privacy… https://t.co/4JpxHym9Fs
ICYMI last night, an IMPORTANT POLL. Please retweet for Science. https://t.co/Jc4QEeqt5V
Annoying Side Effects morning again, I see.
Thursday. One, two, three. Start again. No, start again! Sigh. You will never get this right. Thursday.