Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 17th, 2019

I’ve had enough of Thursday. Goodnight.

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RT @stilgherrian: What I don’t understand is why Peter Dutton always looks like he’s fellating an invisible horse.

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stilgherrian A Message from Hive Clamilton. pic.twitter.com/kFxMKLEdrv

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stilgherrian I would like to know more about the inner lives of these sunflower seeds. pic.twitter.com/kEvqo5wh5t

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Of course you did, @naamanzhou, because I’m sure there’s something wrong with you. https://t.co/frTRm8X6UJ

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@LaniRefiti I’ll go further than that and proclaim it the greatest diplomatic communication in American history.

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“Turkish president Erdogan ‘threw Trump’s Syria letter in bin’” https://t.co/Mll0t7BegS

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Beautiful: “Samsung: Anyone’s thumbprint can unlock Galaxy S10 phone” https://t.co/4w3uJ3DNBn

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@Davelennonabc Well, yes. Some folks hammer our their award entries, whatever the awards, and some don’t bother.

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Pffft. All rooftops are open-air urinals. Stop being such a sook. https://t.co/UVsjc9QNvl

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I am now kinda embarrassed to realise how much of this presumably fine work I’m unfamiliar with, but here’s the ful… https://t.co/TYzhbUOp56

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Wow, Al Jazeera up again in this category. https://t.co/5d3ghmJqU2

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If you haven’t seen it…

“How to Sell a Massacre P1”
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“How to Sell a Massacre P2”… https://t.co/uxTq9yoGZd

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I only know one of these, the Al Jazeera story, but yeah that was truly awesome. Good luck, folks. https://t.co/1R3OKiW8TD

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Mr @jonkudelka is one of the finalists for cartooning. https://t.co/4PfXrJOkbp

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Gosh, @4corners will definitely will this Walkley because they have all three finalists nominations.

(@walkleys ha… https://t.co/HefpYJvZDt

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@JohnMartinIT @NewtonMark Yes it does, doesn’t it.

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“Muffled laughter as principal asked to oink like a pig during court proceedings” https://t.co/6Fg4qvkRwv #oink #likeapig

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@t_mu Nah, I’m just an idiot.

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@t_mu I was trying to make a joke about them not knowing what an indigenous person was, but I fucked it up. :(

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GordyPls “The position pays minimum wage.”

“Ok. No thanks. I can get the minimum wage on the couch with a bong.”

“BUTBUTBUTBUT!”

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RT @GordyPls: I’ve long thought setting the dole to the minimum wage would be hilarious. Not only would it lift huge numbers of people out…

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I would like to know more about the inner lives of these sunflower seeds. pic.twitter.com/kEvqo5wh5t

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@dobes @Stevie_Easton @thelaughingsub @joshgnosis Are there actually Fifield supporters? Ir maybe Fifield Truthers?

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Hey @NuclearAnthro, “Chernobyl vodka: First consumer product made in exclusion zone” (8 Aug)… https://t.co/mUuxGDFgSE

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Are you people on fuckin’ drugs? https://t.co/bJR7dmOrnm

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@GiovanniTorre @matkertesz My extensive research just now indicates he was also a Citizens Electoral Council candid… https://t.co/EndxncadkF

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@GiovanniTorre @matkertesz This is true. I may have to read these into a podcast too.

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@ApostrophePong @erstkate I hope you mean “bugging” rather than “buggering”. ;)

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@peter_tonoli @jpwarren @NetThing_au That or throw bread rolls, yes.

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@DanielOCnr I usually have both Safari and Chrome open, though I forget why now.

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I seem to be doing the appropriate amount of shitposting for a day like this. Win.

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matkertesz This is fucking wild… pic.twitter.com/nR9wlAelN6

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@ApostrophePong @erstkate It’s at this point I really do have to say it’s “peeling”. ;) “Peal” is what a set of bells does.

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@DavidFeng @bjprc Look this is all very interesting but please send alcohol not books.

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DEAR ALL THE WEBSITES DON’T PLAY A FUCKING VIDEO AT ME UNLESS I ASK YOU TO YOU ATTENTION-HOGGING BANDWIDTH-SUCKING PRICKS.

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RT @sarahlovescali: I love when dogs bark at a guest and you make them stop and they do but then they add this little affronted woof like “…

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@johnb78 @ApostrophePong @SuperCroup I want to know which Sir Charles now, and whether that was a hotel, pub, retail store, or what.

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@ApostrophePong @SuperCroup @johnb78 Oh wow I’ll have to go find that one. A mission! I have a mission!

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@jpwarren @NetThing_au I thought you might be. Personally I’m hoping it kicks off some more focused debate over the coming years.

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@moylecroft Yeah this is where it gets tricky.

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“Exclusive: U.S. carried out secret cyber strike on Iran in wake of Saudi oil attack: officials” https://t.co/PUYpQ5HyEf

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RT @MatthewBevan: Nobody is better at rhetorically punching himself in the face on television than Donald Trump Jr. https://t.co/CAA60euo0y

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@Anthony_Caruana This is a fair point, and consistent with what that Jesus bloke seems to have actually said.

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@ApostrophePong Anyway, it’s obviously a popular signage technology, and the older stiff is falling apart. Maybe th… https://t.co/0njh7AREQr

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RT @dobes: Locked account people, I have a question.

If you are a locked account, replying to brands that aren’t following you, what do yo…

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@Davidramli @dobes Agreed. This case is not going to get any saner as it goes, either.

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RT @NuclearAnthro: I love that the BBC had to explain what floppy disks were…

…before discussing why the US used them in their nuclear…

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@ApostrophePong Ah, that’s right, it’s vinyl lettering. The dry heat probably evaporates the plasticisevinylletteringdirect.com.auykVv

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So @NetThing_au is on 28 Oct at UTS, “Australian internet governance community moving forward”, and the program is… https://t.co/Y0ykR88RHG

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@ApostrophePong I need a good camera though. The iPhone can do only so much.

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@ApostrophePong Exactly. The letters are some sort of adhesive plastic rather than paint, I believe, which is cheap… https://t.co/xE6p8Uh4t7

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So the first sentence of this thread is enough for me, @dobes. https://t.co/s5bItVz56Q

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RT @CptHollingworth: If Musk is right about the whole simulation thing, I want to have serious words with whoever’s writing this shit. http…

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@traceyb65 @franksting @DDsD I mean all this is true, but when I walk past an avenue of plane trees the massive rea… https://t.co/dBkq5BOFt4

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@RichardTuffin Sticks in the throat, doesn’t it.

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“It’s not known to what extent people have a true allergy to plane tree pollen and whether the airborne fine spiky… https://t.co/asQFr9Mh88

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@RichardTuffin Sssthhhwuupt! Sssthhhwuupt! Sssthhhwuupt!

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RT @paulwallbank: Fun day for CommBank’s IT bods. https://t.co/vmYVng4wlr

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A beautiful sign at Chatswood which I think @ApostrophePong would like. pic.twitter.com/DfkZppaqKs

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@ashabeeeee @dobes @jeamland @rohan_p @jpwarren We all like memes and dreams.

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@franksting Yep. Replace them all with river redgums or something, tho then the NUMBYs would complain about the pla… https://t.co/YDnZXeBc1P

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@franksting Goddammit now I’m going to get angry all over again.

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@piratetwisty @NewtonMark Engineering continues to astound me.

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@nolantium @NewtonMark Heavy breathing is sabotage!

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@franksting Note to Self: Do not go to Pyrmont.

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A Message from Hive Clamilton. pic.twitter.com/kFxMKLEdrv

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@dobes I should put his name on that image. Stand by.

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Remembering that Hive Clamilton was on “Four Corners” on Monday night. Rig@dobesobpic.twitter.com/IFUHjkDRBNDRBN

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@Level20EastGuy Yes, plenty of journalists reporting White House confirmation of its reality.

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@adamspong Doubt it’s that, I’m indoors and it’s cool enough.

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@Stevie_Easton Look I’m sure it’s all just some sort of glitch.

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That thing where your MacBook Pro reboots for no clear reason.

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What I don’t understand is why Peter Dutton always looks like he’s fellating an invisible horse.

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RT @snipeyhead: Man, I’m really punishing the new followers today. https://t.co/iGGROHHl3Z

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One of the best things about Peter Dutton is his subtlety.

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RT @umairh: Congratulations for this year’s no shit Sherlock prize in economics https://t.co/s64uz0VzGj

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RT @aleph3: ah yes, the mysterious new organism Physarum polycephalum, discovered in (checks notes https://t.co/y8AG7Yae7J) the year 1822.…

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@punkscience I don’t know how much ”interacting” is allowed, but Skywhale’s home base is Canberra and she tours the… https://t.co/4WplqM6fhs

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@Epigrammist @llc1138 @NewtonMark Ah, I was wondering what kind of jumpships you meant, military or civilian.

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@NewtonMark And I guess that cowling isn’t *totally* essential to the aircraft working… ;)

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Amazing_Maps The red areas contain half the population of Australia pic.twitter.com/03ligi7342

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@punkscience Clearly you need to get out more. :)

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RT @HMSQNLZ: History continuing to be made here on #WESTLANT19 - the first ever take off by a UK Lightning from our British carrier. @RAF_M…

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RT @joshgnosis: This would be the one Australia is trying to copy. https://t.co/7UOEMuKPJ6

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RT @joshgnosis: UK drops plans for online pornography age verification system https://t.co/sZ7nbu6jmv

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@punkscience Skywhale! Or rather, The Skywhale (VH-IOQ)! https://t.co/SuWHXUecSZ

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“NBN rejects speedtest reality for one of its own: If everyone in the world held still for a handful of years, and… https://t.co/6KVyMU2eRL

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@Epigrammist @llc1138 @NewtonMark I hadn’t realised. Thanks for that.

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@johnb78 We’re off in common law tort land here, I imagine, and US law this might actually be a thing. Worth a go for a ruling though, eh?

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I believe that Skywhale VH-IOQ is still airworthy, too.

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“Skywhale donated to National Gallery of Australia” https://t.co/fTUyvqwV8y https://t.co/VlU8SEeSbj

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“Newly formed CyberCX scoops up two of Australia’s cyber heavyweights” by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/PZM8brqXxU

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“Alastair MacGibbon pops up as strategy chief at CyberCX, a new firm built via 12-way merger” by @Stevie_Easton https://t.co/QYHzhbmZBJ

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I don’t really see what’s wrong with this. How about you, @NewtonMark? https://t.co/mUI5uemlCo

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@jonoabroad Thanks, I’ll pass them on.

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@jonoabroad @kpfaulkner I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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“The Department of the Environment and Energy has been breaching the FOI Act for 10 months now” by @Stevie_Easton… https://t.co/PZKjdbBMcA

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Thu plan, confirmed: Yes, it’s a Health Patrol day. We’ve had breakfast out and done some shopping, and now my char… https://t.co/3nQ9QWferl

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@Anthony_Caruana Mine was the dour Methodist / Uniting Church, but I’m guessing you moved to one of the more evange… https://t.co/BanJM8u6sA

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@mrowe It’s what’s inside that counts, so that’s a #blueandyellowtrain. If it has orange livery at the ends then it… https://t.co/nHD7RPcU3h

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@Anthony_Caruana Well I was raised Protestant so I couldn’t say.

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RT @normative: Almost as disturbing as the letter itself: Someone chose to leak this to Fox. Which implies that the White House thought thi…

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If you’re a cyber person near Aldershot next week then this looks a must-attend. Sadly there won’t be a podcast. https://t.co/gv0SqVCxWi

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@mrowe No, the purple ones are the InterCity V-Set stock, use for the Newcastle and Blue Mountains lines.… https://t.co/riPlwRJOH9

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@mrowe Where are you catching the train from?

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I guess the other thing this eRosary would be good for, what with its motion sensors, is that it can notify your pr… https://t.co/Mm2DqaYPzD

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“The corresponding app features personalized religious content, as well as health tracking info gleaned from the br… https://t.co/gMbAU7Qfpb

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It’s a Fitbit for Catholics! “Once activated, the wearer can choose to pray the standard rosary, a contemplative ro… https://t.co/exLLGqjMtp

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@expectproblems I am not looking forward to this. I must brave it soon enough for breakfast, because this North Sho… https://t.co/7rlOai6iyA

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@garthk Here are the currently accepted units. https://t.co/9FpPnXlNjU

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Thu plan, an outline: It’s a Health Patrol day, so I’ll be poking at easy things and maybe getting a little writing… https://t.co/YN4TYzJAch

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast “Cash and the black economy” https://t.co/63uQtM8pjN

But surely this proposed lim… https://t.co/wJwkrNYuLB

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It’s going to be 27C in Sydney today, apparently, so there’s that.

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@NewtonMark I was also thinking you don’t stop pilots doing arsehat low-level flying by showing them some rather co… https://t.co/vEHeiemFjg

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“‘Unless You Fly With Safety’ is a short U.S. Air Forces film that stresses the importance of safe flying.”… https://t.co/1DHbgv8vqp

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@CosmicRami Some sort of sacred mountain, apparently.

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RT @stilgherrian: These new photos of Kim Jong Un are wonderful. https://t.co/T7KkicSxh0

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Some might consider all recruiters to be hostile, or at least an enemy of the people. https://t.co/cnh4FNxrus

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My new favourite genre: Paint huffer mugshots.

Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark https://t.co/ZI5UXkKUoI

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@expectproblems Carry a can of spray paint. One short burst to the face. Added bonus: Tag them for others.

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@jonoabroad @zdnetaustralia Don’t hate yourself. There’s good money to be made telling people to do the things they… https://t.co/Typ7NhOfOP

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RT @RadioFreeTom: Holy Mother of God, I hope this is a prank. This can’t be real. https://t.co/bzgpre9mgX

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australian CEOs are too overoptimistic for cybersecurity, out of touch on privacy… https://t.co/4JpxHym9Fs

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ICYMI last night, an IMPORTANT POLL. Please retweet for Science. https://t.co/Jc4QEeqt5V

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Annoying Side Effects morning again, I see.

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Thursday. One, two, three. Start again. No, start again! Sigh. You will never get this right. Thursday.

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