Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 18th, 2019

Histreepix The failed Eiffel Tower uprising against French subjugation, which pushed the majority of guerrilla Eiffel Towers i..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…AD

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Histreepix Abba’s 10th anniversary celebrations. London, 1982. pic.twitter.com/JwHmsQ8sJI

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PastPostcard Germany is nice, but not nicer than Reading. pic.twitter.com/uPbXfkCo2r

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pjmooney Chinese officials want the U.S. president reelected—because he’s so weak.foreignpolicy.com/2019/10/15/chi…g

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iucounu just had cause to send an email containing the phrase ‘I am a little surprised to hear this, especially as’, which..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vr

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stilgherrian Attn: John Hewson. twitter.com/nj_taxation/st…

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stilgherrian “Silent Running” is one of the dumbest movies ever made. pic.twitter.com/ZH2vkDOwrN

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jonoabroad This is wonderful twitter.com/NBCNews/status…

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Hahaha like any Australian government will suddenly care what the UN thinks. twitter.com/billshortenmp/…

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trumpetcake DON’T CROSS ME OR I WILL START A BAND AND WE WILL PLAY YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC AND BECOME HUGE AND THE NA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EF

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Band name: Eric Abetz and the Conga Line of Fossils.

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It’s like Mark Latham describing the Coalition all over again. twitter.com/newzealandbird…

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lawyerthoughts Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gd

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Are there ever non-greased piglets?

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glengyron Does this mean he… twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@twcau Well I wouldn’t want to use stronger language.

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best_in_dumbest You can be the “Crap”
in “Skyscrapers” pic.twitter.com/jSCrgX9D4s

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BoredElonMusk Still here.

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elonmusk Going offline for a few days

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I_Find_Planets They have discovered a planet. It could be a revolving place. Head towards Arcturus, then 74 stars down. Pack your rubber duck.

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Brilliant photo. Jacob Rees Mogg with Nigel Farage (Jack Taylor/Getty Images) pic.twitter.com/cydsAlc3aV

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@merryboffin @helpmeskeletor Now you’ve got me thinking about what might sit between these two events. I can’t come up with anything, no.

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helpmeskeletor Remember when The Social Network came out and there were people who believed Mark Zuckerberg may have been mischara..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vS

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teambuild3r ICYMI: @CyberGovAU has released a slew of publications to help people turn on two factor authentication & automatic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7T

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@TeamBloomart Hah that’s embarrassing.

“So be honest, was I your second choice?”
“Definitely not.”

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@jonoabroad I grant you, there’s a very large number of very dumb films, but “Silent Running” is pretty damn stupid.

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@DrParnassus I’m not watching that. Whoever it is is obviously wrong.

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“Silent Running” is one of the dumbest movies ever made. pic.twitter.com/ZH2vkDOwrN

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@SnarkyPlatypus Not so much a concept as a Universal Truth.

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caitiedelaney Nothing feels more dystopian to me than people losing their shit for a bad selfie of some rich people doing absolut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f0

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best_in_dumbest Let’s be the “Sag”
in “Sausages” pic.twitter.com/1MJ6ZQ23k8

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shitbarrister Reading a pre-sentence report. I always think it’s weird seeing people described as having “misused cocaine”.

“Ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eh

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@SnarkyPlatypus This probably means we’ll get the trams for Christmas because something something checking a list t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lt

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@RedShane1 We’re gonna need more drones.

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AuSenate A free public lecture is being held in Parliament House this afternoon. If you can’t make it, a live stream will be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vv

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I would be happy for Westpac to launch drone strikes against the Northern Beaches. twitter.com/archillect/sta…

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MalwareJake With AI like this (Google is flagging a message THEY sent), I’m pretty sure that if SkyNet ever become self aware,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qq

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Fri plan, confirmed for a Health Patrol day: Slow start (done); wok up some chicken (now); poke at some writing for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…28

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“ASIO discloses LinkedIn foreign intelligence threat” by @campbell_kwan zdnet.com/article/asio-d…

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@GiovanniTorre @blbk1st @matkertesz I’m getting a copy of his recent ABC Radio interview to include in my own podca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Il

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@dobes I’m fairly sure that Facebook could have prevented global warming, if only we’d had it in the 1860s.

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dobes I’m helping

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@Gin_ev_ra @johnb78 @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I’m thinking “vibrant” means “You can buy coffee there, and there are ethnics”.

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An excellent thread on why network engineers are communists, or something. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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@johnb78 @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus When describing an urban project, what does “vibrant” even mean? Is it like managem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5U

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“NSW Government is seeking feedback on its proposed 24-hectare Central Precinct development, and … what would bec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0T

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Fri plan, an outline for a Health Patrol day: Slow start, because unexpected brain fuzz*; poke at some writing for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pk

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dobes Oh my gawd, his teeth! twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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“Seven West Media and Prime to merge” mumbrella.com.au/seven-west-med… Gosh.

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OK then, thank you to @CARROT_app for this Sydney spring sun and the ever-cheerful service. pic.twitter.com/4zTNb0l7Vf

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I’m so glad Brexit has been sorted out.

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Surely there’s some way we could jail all “Instagram influencers”?

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“Instagram influencer Margarita Tomovska, aka ‘Mercedes Mum’, jailed over police chase” abc.net.au/news/2019-10-1…

“T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uj

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Ah. “About that ‘Any fingerprint can unlock your Samsung Galaxy S10’ report” by @gcluley grahamcluley.com/about-that-any… It..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rj

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MerriamWebster Early use of ‘throw someone under the bus’ seems to have come from British politics around the late 1970s or early..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4W

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@oberonsghost @expectproblems Anyway, I only mean death in a metaphorical sense.

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@oberonsghost @expectproblems Horrible puns cause horrible things to happen. Hakuna matata.

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@oberonsghost @expectproblems If only the terrible puns would kill her…

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@GrogsGamut @MatthewBevan @ellenmfanning Grahf, not grarf. What is wrong with you people.

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MatthewBevan A quick summary of the last three hours out of the US… because about a month’s worth of news has broken in that time period. /THREAD/

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MatthewBevan I’ve been working on this for a year. Subscribe now. It’ll be worth it I promise.

Apple Podcasts:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xJ

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@craigthomler It’s great how literally anyone can make up this shit. :)

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Remember the time Mark Zuckerberg went to meet some cows? pic.twitter.com/eGZZwASSen

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@charliex64 This is a particularly impressive fuckup. I’m looking forward to reading the analysis.

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No, Zuckerberg never did visit, probably because the office was slowly sinking into the sea. twitter.com/craigthomler/s…

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There was a lot more to the dream that that, though, with far more detail than in my dream from the other night, wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vr

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So then we had to rescue all the things from being submerged in the sea, which was really annoying.

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In last night’s dream I had to rearrange my desk at the office where I worked because Mark Zuckerberg was coming to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…am

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Friday. How many sandwiches can dance on the head of a cabinet minister? Friday.

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