@jonoabroad Someone else.
SnarkyPlatypus Waiting for the tide of the cyberwar to turn with Cyber Midway twitter.com/dobes/status/1…
I was right about the sooking I see.
glengyron That feeling when journos are hyperventilating about police going through a journalists sock drawer…
And there’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jH
@dobes Oh, has it started?
@peterdeg In many cases the PR people tell me. In this case I was invited. But getting onto organisations’ mailing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XO
NewtonMark You all have video cameras. Set them up to record selfie video of you falling off a chair in the most hilarious way..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tk
@nphair More cybers than you can poke a stick at. #cyberstick
@dobes All news is fake news, especially today.
@dobes Here’s the source. twitter.com/HaelinChoi/sta…
But it does, @dobes. It does. pic.twitter.com/EtQoC8drbc
@shipw It’s a great series of events, for sure.
duckbytheoboe Journalism isn’t a crime but what about stabbing someone while interviewing them?
@Steve_Lockstep I will behave myself.
@jpwarren @JustJimWillDo @kcarruthers Looking forward to seeing Maj-Gen Thompson in action though.
@jpwarren @JustJimWillDo @kcarruthers Exactly.
@JustJimWillDo I see that both @kcarruthers and @jpwarren are on the panel so it’s certain to be terrible.
This time tomorrow I’ll be in Canberra at the Cyber Security Hypothetical at ADFA. unsw.adfa.edu.au/cyber-security… Many int..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w4
@expectproblems Elissa. No.
“ASIO turning to AI to avoid missing things” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/asio-t…
Still annoyed.
@dobes @franksting Is the void on fire? twitter.com/sofain/status/…
GordyPls RightToKnow has an email campaign going. Well done you bunch of fucking bivalves, you can fix two decades of journa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mp
@franksting @dobes Things just catch fire sometimes.
Histreepix It’s exactly this kind of self-subjugating brand dependency and grubby, anti-intellectual self-importance that is t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5d
Correct, eh lawyers? twitter.com/best_in_dumbes…
Annoyed.
djrobstep This defensiveness over media critique is a classic example of how journos routinely place professional class loyal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U0
@paulwallbank Not if I could help it.
@jmehicks @akent @michellelegro Does it matter what kind of hat you use?
@bengrubb “Indissolvable” is good.
librarythingtim Adam and Eve, ashamed of their nakedness, hide from God. pic.twitter.com/t42QEu4Cnn
Saying people shouldn’t be prosecuted “for doing their jobs” is an argument that also applies to crack dealers. twitter.com/markdreyfusQCM…
I can’t concentrate for more than a few minutes at a time. :( Sorry, @zdnetaustralia, but nothing from me today. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xx
@johncarneyau @michellelegro Wait. What if there were waves?
@trentyarwood @joshgnosis @drzax @dobes Well that was an important story.
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard..twitter.com/CptHollingwort…4w
@trentyarwood @joshgnosis @drzax @dobes Nah I’ve done fuck all.
@akent @michellelegro You’re fucked mate.
@johncarneyau @michellelegro Reserved solely for hydrographic work.
@jpwarren @Paul_Karp Yeah Justin has outlined the problems at length today. Some others have too but I have brain f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hk
Hmmm. So much brain fuzz today. :(
michellelegro This is a weird statistic, but also I would read a novel about this woman. pic.twitter.com/ROIQKY7K9t
DavidStratton9 Damn! I just spilled Midori down the front of my Bintang singlet!
@juhasaarinen Good.
I will definitely start writing soon, though. After I’ve made lunch for me and that whatsit.
Oh. I appear to have been asleep.
OK, off to sulk for a bit.
@SnarkyPlatypus Anything good on?
I wonder how many of these media factories will run stories quoting people critical of the campaign.
@NuclearAnthro Pffft. Just scream louder then.
To be honest, as every minute passes the sobbing option becomes ever more appealing.
How to fix the problem of too much trash: Give everyone more bins! twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…
Mon plan, confirmed: Laundry (in progress); write for @zdnetaustralia (soon, almost certainly, and I definitely won..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fg
@NuclearAnthro Just phone someone at random. Just punch in seven digits and scream at whoever answers.
NewtonMark No, it’s for journalists. Literally nothing you are campaigning for will provide legal protection to anybody else…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jM
@jeamland In their defence, the emergency roller coaster is not well documented.
@oberonsghost I see what you did there, and I approve.
@jeamland Misinformed, though. pic.twitter.com/H5H5HVPcgW
The tone-deaf self-congratulation by workers at a few old media factories today should be embarrassing for them, so why is it not?
@DrRhysPockett I should do that too, but I should also be doing some writing. Sigh.
@oberonsghost This soon? pic.twitter.com/zhEFG2cFMb
@rohan_p Wait until they find out the “contemporary collaboration tools” is Slack.
Mark Duckgoosebird. pic.twitter.com/twUyfmyo2y
@LapTop006 Today.
Is it just me, or is everything really stupid today?
MalwareJake Well, he’s not wrong… pic.twitter.com/Frjxj3KEH1
@reselsnark Oh. Pneumonia is a bit of a bugger. Sorry to hear.
@reselsnark That is not one of the noble gasses.
Needs more white people. pic.twitter.com/WUcM48llif
Some people have suggested using hydrogen instead, but:
1. Safety first.
2. Do you really want the middle classes floating around overhead?
Well, with MORE nitrogen then. twitter.com/eddit0r/status…
Is it possible to inflate the middle class with nitrogen?
@jpwarren I’m sorry.
@MatthewBevan Well played.
So, “Russia, If You’re Listening” S03 #1: “A cold, wet day in Salisbury” from @MatthewBevan and team…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ng
Hello, @dobes. Would you like a @roweafr cartoon? pic.twitter.com/a2qHVOFweM
@sleepingdingo “Destroying Labor,” from memory.
aloria “Triggered” 🙄 twitter.com/nordvpn/status…
@dobes So, today would be hexagons, right? These are not very good talking points.
Maybe I should issue daily talking points.
NewtonMark Another thread where Keneally seems to be suggesting that Home Affairs would be better if they were *competent* soc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YU
@moylecroft If it’s OK by you, I might breathe instead.
the_woozle Whomsoever changed the dust jackets on Cameron’s book in Foyles Bookstore is an absolute genius. pic.twitter.com/mZgBf2Kcnv
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…
jayrosen_nyu How does Jared Kushner— said by some in the press to be de-facto chief of staff — stay out of the news so well? I dtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…rIo0
@jpwarren A veritable sookocalypse!
Billablog What if a coordinated campaign for all papers to say the same thing is part of the problem?
@NewtonMark @dobes @jeamland This method at least give them a fighting chance. Well, a running chance.
They are going to be such sooks when they finally realise that no one gives a fuck about them and their plea for a SPESHUL ZEMSHUN.
Hahahaha journalists, eh.
@NewtonMark @dobes @jeamland Goddam critters!
I am a big fan of this, and will now base most of my work on this strategy. @dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark. twitter.com/klara_sjo/stat…
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course, including a trip to Canberra tomorrow and a podca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hX
Mon plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia while doing the laundry; quiet evening. I do so like a straightforward p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tv
Sydney. Spring. That is all. pic.twitter.com/AuEUnnLUHY
Monday. Hexagons. Monday.