Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 21st, 2019

SnarkyPlatypus Waiting for the tide of the cyberwar to turn with Cyber Midway twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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I was right about the sooking I see.

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@dobes @BundyB I thought we were doing Cyber Blitzkrieg these days.

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glengyron That feeling when journos are hyperventilating about police going through a journalists sock drawer…

And there’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jH

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@peterdeg In many cases the PR people tell me. In this case I was invited. But getting onto organisations’ mailing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XO

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NewtonMark You all have video cameras. Set them up to record selfie video of you falling off a chair in the most hilarious way..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tk

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@nphair More cybers than you can poke a stick at.

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@dobes All news is fake news, especially today.

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@shipw It’s a great series of events, for sure.

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duckbytheoboe Journalism isn’t a crime but what about stabbing someone while interviewing them?

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@jpwarren @JustJimWillDo @kcarruthers Looking forward to seeing Maj-Gen Thompson in action though.

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@JustJimWillDo I see that both @kcarruthers and @jpwarren are on the panel so it’s certain to be terrible.

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This time tomorrow I’ll be in Canberra at the Cyber Security Hypothetical at ADFA. unsw.adfa.edu.au/cyber-security… Many int..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w4

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“ASIO turning to AI to avoid missing things” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/asio-t…

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GordyPls RightToKnow has an email campaign going. Well done you bunch of fucking bivalves, you can fix two decades of journa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mp

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@franksting @dobes Things just catch fire sometimes.

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Histreepix It’s exactly this kind of self-subjugating brand dependency and grubby, anti-intellectual self-importance that is t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5d

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djrobstep This defensiveness over media critique is a classic example of how journos routinely place professional class loyal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U0

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librarythingtim Adam and Eve, ashamed of their nakedness, hide from God. pic.twitter.com/t42QEu4Cnn

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Saying people shouldn’t be prosecuted “for doing their jobs” is an argument that also applies to crack dealers. twitter.com/markdreyfusQCM…

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I can’t concentrate for more than a few minutes at a time. :( Sorry, @zdnetaustralia, but nothing from me today. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xx

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@jpwarren @Paul_Karp Yeah Justin has outlined the problems at length today. Some others have too but I have brain f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hk

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Hmmm. So much brain fuzz today. :(

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michellelegro This is a weird statistic, but also I would read a novel about this woman. pic.twitter.com/ROIQKY7K9t

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DavidStratton9 Damn! I just spilled Midori down the front of my Bintang singlet!

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I will definitely start writing soon, though. After I’ve made lunch for me and that whatsit.

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I wonder how many of these media factories will run stories quoting people critical of the campaign.

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To be honest, as every minute passes the sobbing option becomes ever more appealing.

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How to fix the problem of too much trash: Give everyone more bins! twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…

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Mon plan, confirmed: Laundry (in progress); write for @zdnetaustralia (soon, almost certainly, and I definitely won..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fg

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@NuclearAnthro Just phone someone at random. Just punch in seven digits and scream at whoever answers.

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NewtonMark No, it’s for journalists. Literally nothing you are campaigning for will provide legal protection to anybody else…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jM

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@jeamland In their defence, the emergency roller coaster is not well documented.

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@oberonsghost I see what you did there, and I approve.

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The tone-deaf self-congratulation by workers at a few old media factories today should be embarrassing for them, so why is it not?

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@DrRhysPockett I should do that too, but I should also be doing some writing. Sigh.

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@rohan_p Wait until they find out the “contemporary collaboration tools” is Slack.

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Is it just me, or is everything really stupid today?

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MalwareJake Well, he’s not wrong… pic.twitter.com/Frjxj3KEH1

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@reselsnark Oh. Pneumonia is a bit of a bugger. Sorry to hear.

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@reselsnark That is not one of the noble gasses.

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Some people have suggested using hydrogen instead, but:

1. Safety first.
2. Do you really want the middle classes floating around overhead?

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Is it possible to inflate the middle class with nitrogen?

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So, “Russia, If You’re Listening” S03 #1: “A cold, wet day in Salisbury” from @MatthewBevan and team…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ng

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@rohan_p @dobes May your gods go with you today.

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@rohan_p @dobes Who’s up today? (Note, @dobes, I am not volunteering to listen.)

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@sleepingdingo “Destroying Labor,” from memory.

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aloria “Triggered” 🙄 twitter.com/nordvpn/status…

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@dobes So, today would be hexagons, right? These are not very good talking points.

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Maybe I should issue daily talking points.

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NewtonMark Another thread where Keneally seems to be suggesting that Home Affairs would be better if they were *competent* soc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YU

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@moylecroft If it’s OK by you, I might breathe instead.

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the_woozle Whomsoever changed the dust jackets on Cameron’s book in Foyles Bookstore is an absolute genius. pic.twitter.com/mZgBf2Kcnv

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jayrosen_nyu How does Jared Kushner— said by some in the press to be de-facto chief of staff — stay out of the news so well? I dtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…rIo0

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Billablog What if a coordinated campaign for all papers to say the same thing is part of the problem?

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@NewtonMark @dobes @jeamland This method at least give them a fighting chance. Well, a running chance.

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They are going to be such sooks when they finally realise that no one gives a fuck about them and their plea for a SPESHUL ZEMSHUN.

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Hahahaha journalists, eh.

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I am a big fan of this, and will now base most of my work on this strategy. @dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark. twitter.com/klara_sjo/stat…

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course, including a trip to Canberra tomorrow and a podca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hX

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Mon plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia while doing the laundry; quiet evening. I do so like a straightforward p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tv

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Monday. Hexagons. Monday.

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