Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 23rd, 2019

stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “‘No such thing’ as cyber warfare: Australia’s head of cyber warfare” zd.net/2BBsDge

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PulpLibrarian “How To Tell If You’re Sexually Normal.” Men, August 1953. pic.twitter.com/EeU1QP9B8s

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@CyberShambles @R_Chirgwin @dobes Well there’s a sentence I didn’t expect to read today.

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“ACSC confirms it killed off CyberCon whistleblower talks” by @dobes zd.net/360woJV

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ToshGreenslade Just in case I become Prime Minister in 7 years, Alan Jones is a git.

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@sasha_a Thanks. The trick is shooting a bracket of tons of photos and selecting one. Or something.

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is kinda what I like about Major General Thompson’s comments in this story. Let’s just chill a bit.

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@NickyWill100 I bet they list their occupation as “self-funded retiree”.

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@NickyWill100 Look all that is fine but the smug self-satisfied entitlement was dripping off them like lard on a Sunday roast.

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@JustJimWillDo My boundless sense of tolerance and charity.

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With pleasure. Sadly the pilots have shut down the engines so pushing them into a propeller is pointless. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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Boomer Woman is now explaining how they’ve paid for the middle seat to be empty, listing all the international flig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sR

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Crew: “So you have an international flight next? Where are you going?”
Boomer Woman: “Egypt. This time.”
LOOK NO ON..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FK

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As we wait for the door to be opened, I’m listening to the dithery boomers talking to the cabin crew..twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…YM

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@SnarkyPlatypus Look can’t you have a little sympathy for me?

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@frogworth This wouldn’t surprise me. “What is this shit?” is a common trigger for me to hit the app.

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Transmitters off. See you in Sydney.

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According to Shazam this is the song they are playing us while waiting for the checklist to be done and I am losing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zf

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Oh great. On an ATR 72, row 1 is an exit row. In front of me are two dithery boomers so if we need to get out we’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Og

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Rats, mice, cockroaches, flies, weevils… take your pick.

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OH, woman to young son, waiting to board the aircraft: “Now you have to behave. You can’t muck around and make the pilot sad.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh. Not Pho 234. (Mind you, I have seen a couple of things back there that were… less than perfect.) Where’s the link?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “‘No such thing’ as cyber warfare: Australia’s head of cyber warfare” zd.net/2BBsDge

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@dobes @jxeeno Ken has become one of The Enlightened Ones.

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@jxeeno @dobes It is impossible to program computers without Perl. It’s just a fact.

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@slsandpet @erstkate I’m sure we could negotiate at price.

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Not a hazard to aviation at this time.

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Has Leunig ever been fisted, do you think?

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin @ashabeeeee Oh this is the same line as on the Blue Mountains group’s website. All life on Earth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pF

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@tacticalmaid It was illustrating a fascinating article on how much brain worms can fuck you up.

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@JustJimWillDo Counterpoint: You will both be disappointed in the morning, regardless of the bins.

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Last night someone came up and introduced themselves, saying they’d recognised me from my Twitter profile pic. My p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vl

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naamanzhou for some reason, Manchester City are displaying the premier league trophy and FA cup at World Square. I propose tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ou

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chr1sa But if you think of WeWork as a massive transfer of wealth from Saudi Arabia to an Israeli entrepreneur via an ethn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NS

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haydenblack @realDonaldTrump You’re like the energizer bunny of idiots.

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“You’re not being ‘silenced’. You’re just being told you’re a fuckwit.”

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@reselsnark @SnarkyPlatypus The great thing about whiteboards is that they wipe down easily.

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servantofchaos OH: Let go of that ugly baby

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davispg How long until he joins One Nation ? twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

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Also, not everything your executives say is an “insight”. In fact, almost none of it is.

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Dear Tech/PR Marketing People, stop using the verb “leverage”. Just use “use”. Also, “embrace” can go.

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murpharoo It might be worth a well-being question to Paul Fletcher. Minister: does a small part of you die inside when you re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6x

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@viveka Goddammit. Or well played. Or something.

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Does he still draw the duck?

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LyndsayFarlow “Right now it is possible for a single person owning a $1.3 million mortgage-free home and $260,000 of other assets..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OD

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@DavidFeng @jonoabroad I just had lunch and Jono is a drama queen.

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Whenever I see the phrase “coordinated inauthentic behaviour” I think of Riverdance. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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mkahlbetzer Rugby explained 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/N7sOivDyNE

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OH: “I’ve never thought of bringing popcorn camping, but it’s totally a thing you could do.”

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“John Setka resigns from the Labor party and withdraws legal appeal,” finally. smh.com.au/politics/feder…

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Tbh I’d be up for a Baby Shark Live! stadium tour.
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A meal with tentacles is a good meal.

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains “purple monkeys that are going to eat my brain”.

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NYT_first_said multitongued

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Another excellent auto-transcription error: Australia has an offensive psychic ability. At least I think it’s an er..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jA

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@JohnBirmingham Is “Kerouac Condition” a euphemism for having done way too much speed?

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ifyouwereafo I tried making a video this morning & my roommate did this 🙃 pic.twitter.com/deJOfGnSwX

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is at the Mercure Canberra so I think it’d be acceptable.

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus I’ve just seen that most magical of phrases, “All you can eat seafood buffet”.

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fesshole An associate of mine has proposed an affair and I’ve decided that if my husband doesn’t start doing his share of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0m

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PessimistsArc “An astonishing blast of heresy casting doubt on the future of the computer in modern life has come from the very p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T4

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A magnificent auto-transcription error from yesterday’s : Ignorance is the second oldest profession.

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Wed plan, confirmed: Write for @zdnetaustralia (in progress); maybe some free time; 1705 VA661 CBR-SYD; train to Sy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2d

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jmil400 Gotta love ..🍊♥️ pic.twitter.com/T9AEsBKvtx

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mattjhatton Leunig needs to fuck off into the sea. twitter.com/matttburke/sta…

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patbcaruana Pat Caruana has unearthed a report from Australia’s broadcast regulator that found Alan Jones incited hatred agains..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tq

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nickschadegg adelaide pic.twitter.com/Y6IMBRP1Nk

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@johnb78 Is Sutcliffe’s given name Peter?

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johnb78 This is the finest of footnotes pic.twitter.com/8LlilFts7H

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@t_mu I still don’t understand it.

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@cafuego @CARROT_app I don’t think @TheNTNews has exclusive rights on crocodiles and alligators.

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Apparently last night I suggested that this event should be called “Cyberthetical” and yes I stand by this, @dobestwitter.com/i/web/status/1…T7

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@deeceemacdee I think it’s important to be realistic.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast with @KarenMMiddleton on the internal problems of the Labor party, and especially..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4r

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Wed plan, draft: Slow-ish start (in progress); write for @zdnetaustralia; maybe some free time; 1705 VA661 CBR-SYD;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vH

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best_in_dumbest We can put the “Cant”
into “Lubricant” pic.twitter.com/o5pY2YCkHY

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edbott Tale Told by an Idiot: A Play in Three Acts. pic.twitter.com/qY2G3GU1TC

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For reasons best known to itself, @CARROT_app thinks it’s raining in Canberra right now. I can assure you all that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MG

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Many thanks to UNSW Canberra Cyber for yesterday’s excellent finger. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh well, welcome to Wednesday anyway.

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Pinboard quid amateur quo

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Wednesday. Triangles. Not all triangles are edible, though. Triangles. Wednesday.

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