RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “‘No such thing’ as cyber warfare: Australia’s head of cyber warfare†https://t.co/zCpziHTAri #Cyb…
@colourmeamused_ @DavidFeng @jonoabroad Don’t give me Squid Grief.
PulpLibrarian “How To Tell If You’re Sexually Normal.” Men, August 1953. pic.twitter.com/EeU1QP9B8s
@CyberShambles @R_Chirgwin @dobes Well there’s a sentence I didn’t expect to read today.
@upulie @SnarkyPlatypus I have not set fire to anything.
@SnarkyPlatypus Oi. @upulie
Also, more hilarity. https://t.co/XpwhsCMPp0
“ACSC confirms it killed off CyberCon whistleblower talksâ€@dobesozd.net/360woJVAQpM
@CyberShambles @R_Chirgwin @dobes You’re a legend!
@R_Chirgwin @CyberShambles @dobes Wouldn’t that be unconstitutional?
ToshGreenslade Just in case I become Prime Minister in 7 years, Alan Jones is a git.
@sasha_a Thanks. The trick is shooting a bracket of tons of photos and selecting one. Or something.
@CyberShambles @R_Chirgwin @dobes Goddammit I so want one of them.
@SnarkyPlatypus This is kinda what I like about Major General Thompson’s comments in this story. Let’s just chill a bit.
Arriving at Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/jwxckFs7I3
@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I feel bad every time I type it.
@NickyWill100 I bet they list their occupation as “self-funded retireeâ€.
@NickyWill100 Look all that is fine but the smug self-satisfied entitlement was dripping off them like lard on a Sunday roast.
@JustJimWillDo My boundless sense of tolerance and charity.
With pleasure. Sadly the pilots have shut down the engines so pushing them into a propeller is pointless. https://t.co/OWnbDNkKg5
I have decided that I hate them.
Boomer Woman is now explaining how they’ve paid for the middle seat to be empty, listing all the international flig… https://t.co/gJMpFng7sR
Crew: “So you have an international flight next? Where are you going?â€
Boomer Woman: “Egypt. This time.â€
LOOK NO ON… https://t.co/dHQ12wtEFK
As we wait for the door to be opened, I’m listening to the dithery boomers talking to the cabin crew… https://t.co/VzXPW5Y7YM
@peterdeg Meh close enough.
@sylmobile @jonoabroad @DavidFeng Exactly.
@SnarkyPlatypus Look can’t you have a little sympathy for me?
@frogworth This wouldn’t surprise me. “What is this shit?†is a common trigger for me to hit the app.
Touchdown Sydney. https://t.co/tPV1I2420p
Transmitters off. See you in Sydney.
According to Shazam this is the song they are playing us while waiting for the checklist to be done and I am losing… https://t.co/Mwzn45Zozf
@JustJimWillDo @jpwarren @zdnetaustralia Plus, you know, they will.
@JustJimWillDo You mean yesterday.
Oh great. On an ATR 72, row 1 is an exit row. In front of me are two dithery boomers so if we need to get out we’re… https://t.co/r0oBJQPaOg
Hey @NewtonMark have passengers ever made you sad?
The view from 2F. https://t.co/IisH7BxIJo
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Rats, mice, cockroaches, flies, weevils… take your pick.
OH, woman to young son, waiting to board the aircraft: “Now you have to behave. You can’t muck around and make the pilot sad.â€
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Hmmm. I looked here but they’re not here. https://t.co/umsuiF9Iod
@SnarkyPlatypus Are these tweets related? pic.twitter.com/ehHLO7zl2u
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh. Not Pho 234. (Mind you, I have seen a couple of things back there that were… less than perfect.) Where’s the link?
@glengyron Totally ducked then.
@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron But it’s Sean Connery!
There is my sky-chariot! VH-FVN. pic.twitter.com/T7yPPNnjFC
@franksting @mediahunter But fair.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “‘No such thing’ as cyber warfare: Australia’s head of cyber wzd.net/2BBsDgez#CyberHypotheticalpothetical
@michaelbousquet @chr1sa Sadly WeWork is all too real.
@SnarkyPlatypus @erstkate @slsandpet Mate. Price it up for fisting.
@jxeeno I love you.
@BlueJayGliding I’m guessing not.
@tacticalmaid @k_morrissey @dobes @R_Chirgwin @ashabeeeee In the Blue Mountains the 5G signals are navigation aids… https://t.co/OkP4MDODDs
@k_morrissey @dobes @tacticalmaid @R_Chirgwin @ashabeeeee This future is inevitable.
Not a hazard to aviation at this time.
Has Leunig ever been fisted, do you think?
“Fungus can be deadly.pic.twitter.com/tUjdsO4wXd4wXd
@dobes @R_Chirgwin @ashabeeeee Oh this is the same line as on the Blue Mountains group’s website. All life on Earth… https://t.co/HyRL3sC8pF
@Virtualkat101 Wot.
@tacticalmaid It was illustrating a fascinating article on how much brain worms can fuck you up.
@JustJimWillDo Counterpoint: You will both be disappointed in the morning, regardless of the bins.
Last night someone came up and introduced themselves, saying they’d recognised me from my Twitter profile pic. My p… https://t.co/bJJT6rtavl
@zdnetaustralia I might go to the airport soon.
RT @naamanzhou: for some reason, Manchester City are displaying the premier league trophy and FA cup at World Square. I propose that we ste…
RT @chr1sa: But if you think of WeWork as a massive transfer of wealth from Saudi Arabia to an Israeli entrepreneur via an ethnic-Korean Ja…
RT @haydenblack: @realDonaldTrump You’re like the energizer bunny of idiots.
“You’re not being ‘silenced’. You’re just being told you’re a fuckwit.â€
@reselsnark @SnarkyPlatypus The great thing about whiteboards is that they wipe down easily.
servantofchaos OH: Let go of that ugly baby
@SnarkyPlatypus @reselsnark Meanwhile, in Rule 34 news… pic.twitter.com/knFNAxdw7p
@SnarkyPlatypus @reselsnark It’s truepic.twitter.com/EfuamOK5JlJl
@jperlow This is acceptable.
RT @davispg: How long until he joins One Nation ? https://t.co/DAPeMstGCv
@reselsnark I think this.
Well @jpwarren will be heartbroken. https://t.co/4YYmDJLIJ9
“Step up to the modem!†https://t.co/tKzaWKVBcD
Also, not everything your executives say is an “insightâ€. In fact, almost none of it is.
Dear Tech/PR Marketing People, stop using the verb “leverageâ€. Just use “useâ€. Also, “embrace†can go.
RT @murpharoo: It might be worth a well-being question to Paul Fletcher. Minister: does a small part of you die inside when you read an ans…
@dobes @drearyclocks Sorry, what?
@twiddlekins You could take a duck.
@erstkate @ScottRhodie Oh yes they can.
@DavidFeng @jonoabroad Sleep well. pic.twitter.com/OXZrfOf4TK
@viveka Goddammit. Or well played. Or something.
@DavidFeng @jonoabroad You’re so softpic.twitter.com/WHXpkOEPTHTH
Does he still draw the duck?
@DavidFeng @jonoabroad Tentacles are good, David.
RT @LyndsayFarlow: “Right now it is possible for a single person owning a $1.3 million mortgage-free home and $260,000 of other assets to g…
@DavidFeng @jonoabroad Did it have tentacles?
@DavidFeng @jonoabroad I just had lunch and Jono is a drama queen.
Whenever I see the phrase “coordinated inauthentic behaviour†I think of Riverdance. https://t.co/iPN9cSt756
RT @mkahlbetzer: Rugby explained 😂😂😂 https://t.co/N7sOivDyNE
Timeless, etc. https://t.co/Ye5WaK2Kmf
OH: “I’ve never thought of bringing popcorn camping, but it’s totally a thing you could do.â€
Timeless, etc. https://t.co/7vcjf10mq9
“John Setka resigns from the Labor party and withdraws legal appeal,†finally. https://t.co/lySDzf4BGq
Tbh I’d be up for a Baby Shark Live! stadium tour.
https://t.co/g3nQfDLUeL
A meal with tentacles is a good meal.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains “purple monkeys that are going to eat my brainâ€.
NYT_first_said multitongued
@AndrewRiddle36 It does seem… supernatural.
Another excellent auto-transcription error: Australia has an offensive psychic ability. At least I think it’s an er… https://t.co/LdMSmpsgjA
@sgt_rawk @JohnBirmingham You’ve got to be quick.
@JohnBirmingham Is “Kerouac Condition†a euphemism for having done way too much speed?
RT @ifyouwereafo: I tried making a video this morning & my roommate did this 🙃 https://t.co/deJOfGnSwX
@SnarkyPlatypus This is at the Mercure Canberra so I think it’d be acceptable.
@coldsnacks @SnarkyPlatypus Exactly.
@strikhedonia01 And isn’t it just horrible.
Hey @SnarkyPlatypus I’ve just seen that most magical of phrases, “All you can eat seafood buffetâ€.
RT @fesshole: An associate of mine has proposed an affair and I’ve decided that if my husband doesn’t start doing his share of the housewor…
RT @PessimistsArc: “An astonishing blast of heresy casting doubt on the future of the computer in modern life has come from the very person…
A magnificent auto-transcription error from yesterday’#CyberHypotheticala#Cybertheticalal: Ignorance is the second oldest profession.
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/KVeDr1D4aT
Wed plan, confirmed: Write for @zdnetaustralia (in progress); maybe some free time; 1705 VA661 CBR-SYD; train to Sy… https://t.co/yjAv2yl42d
@petedavo_au @johnb78 That would be the joke, yes. :)
RT @jmil400: Gotta love #MerylStreep..ðŸŠâ™¥ï¸ https://t.co/T9AEsBKvtx
RT @mattjhatton: Leunig needs to fuck off into the sea. https://t.co/HRsdEm1fhx
RT @patbcaruana: Pat Caruana has unearthed a report from Australia’s broadcast regulator that found Alan Jones incited hatred against Leban…
nickschadegg adelaide pic.twitter.com/Y6IMBRP1Nk
@t_mu Good God no.
@johnb78 Is Sutcliffe’s given name Peter?
johnb78 This is the finest of footnotes pic.twitter.com/8LlilFts7H
@t_mu I still don’t understand it.
@cafuego @CARROT_app I don’t think @TheNTNews has exclusive rights on crocodiles and alligators.
The conference program for linux.conf.au 2020 is up. linux.conf.au/schedule/ #lca2020
Apparently last night I suggested that this event should be called “Cyberthetical†and yes I stand by this, @dobes.… https://t.co/OITX7u7pT7
@deeceemacdee I think it’s important to be realistic.
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast with @KarenMMiddleton on the internal problems of the Labor party, and especially… https://t.co/ibFkHsIp4r
@trentyarwood @best_in_dumbest Hmmm?
@CARROT_app I stand corrected. https://t.co/aLxV11paZy
Wed plan, draft: Slow-ish start (in progress); write for @zdnetaustralia; maybe some free time; 1705 VA661 CBR-SYD;… https://t.co/c8SDskmkvH
@CARROT_app This is better. pic.twitter.com/ukOo16yd1j
best_in_dumbest We can put the “Cant”
into “Lubricant” pic.twitter.com/o5pY2YCkHY
edbott Tale Told by an Idiot: A Play in Three Acts. pic.twitter.com/qY2G3GU1TC
For reasons best known to itself, @CARROT_app thinks it’s raining in Canberra right now. I can assure you all that… https://t.co/TK7TNJJQMG
Many thanks to UNSW Canberra Cyber for yesterday’s excellent finger. #CyberHypothetical https://t.co/eWY8uY3HGD
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh well, welcome to Wednesday anyway.
Pinboard quid amateur quo
@feraldata Ewww.
Wednesday. Triangles. Not all triangles are edible, though. Triangles. Wednesday.