Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 24th, 2019

I have some other proposals for improving the process but I’ll save them for another day.

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I reckon would get to the core of the matter quicker if witnesses were hung by their ankles and poked with sticks.

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I definitely don’t want to hear anyone else’s bad pumpkin opinions.

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best_in_dumbest Let’s get the “Hog”
out of “Pathogen” pic.twitter.com/ich9Ls9Q5J

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best_in_dumbest You can’t spell
“Shogun” without
“Hog” pic.twitter.com/TMNWn34hOX

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welivinasociety this halloween i’m going as someone asking how the writing’s coming along

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@manindotblack @kpfaulkner @jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus I’m pretty sure there’s NO way I’d get him to do the audience participation version.

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@jonoabroad @kpfaulkner @SnarkyPlatypus I was wondering that too. As a tribute to 50s sci-fi and camp, it probably..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1P

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@Davelennonabc I remember seeing a fascinating interview with Sharon Osbourne about the Kray Twins. It was fascinating.

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This is like listing “12 most comfortable ways to shit barbed wire”. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@jonoabroad @kpfaulkner Only slightly melodramatic. @SnarkyPlatypus would love the production of that song too.

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@erstkate I can see @SnarkyPlatypus doing this with his grandchildren.

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Which is not the same as saying you hadn’t spoken with someone in the Prime Minister’s office, of course, nor that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qV

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@tobyhede @jpwarren Scrambled eggs is serious business young man.

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@jonoabroad Where is Elke going? I am out of touch.

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cstross The Glaswegian police plan for the Brexit apocalypse: i.redd.it/3w2mdli5x9u31.…

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@jpwarren Why is that woman even laughing? She is not alone with a salad.

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@Rhys_Needham Oh there’s something to look forward to!

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“Kanye West’s dome-shaped housing prototypes are demolished” (16 Sep) dezeen.com/2019/09/16/kan…

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At Chatswood, a big video screen is promoting this story. Don’t ask. But…

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Can you issue these for, like, anyone? pic.twitter.com/zAQtGonrZZ

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@dobes Oh well I definitely support that sort of thing.

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I didn’t realise there was a Zombie Angus Taylor. pic.twitter.com/gL0wldP7DD

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UncleDuke1969 There are very few things more embarrassing than finding out you’ve been doing something the wrong way your entire..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qk

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“Let’s have lunch at X. It’s not as bad as it sounds.”

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“What we don’t know: Is our Prime Minister a nutter?” by @MichaelPascoe01 thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/…

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“Government underreported sick and disabled people on Newstart by 80,000,” because of course they did. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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Thu plan, kinda: I’ve finally put on some pants and complained about a few things. Soon, I’ll combine Health Patrol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j3

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GeneHealy Cartoonish, sweaty, and homoerotic, then?

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The full version of that brilliant @abcnews report on how insurance costs will surge due to climate change…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R3

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Listening to “Former [US] Secretary of Defense James Mattis on Syria, Leadership and Top National Security Threats”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nl

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D_Keating I think I remember this 90s TV show. twitter.com/ColleenLavelle…

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@Eccles9 @zdnetaustralia @dobes @campbell_kwan @MacqDictionary This is getting more and more interesting by the moment!

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “‘No such thing’ as cyber warfare: Australia’s head of cyber warfare” zd.net/2BBsDge

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“Home Affairs and Border Force executives to appear at ACLEI’s first inquiry with former ABF chief Roman Quaedvlieg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e7

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christianmccrea What’s the point of Zuckerberg getting flustered every six months and nothing ever changing, exactly? This freak is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dy

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zzap The myth that humans were ever in control of their actions is AI revisionist propaganda from the future.

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@veritychambers My pleasure, and thanks, but do spread your net wider. I’m a bit of a crank.

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HELLO AUSTRALIA! Let’s all watch “E Street”. youtube.com/watch?v=CSUcEA…

@reselsnark @SnarkyPlatypus

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glengyron So. I just grabbed a pram as a distracted mother let it go sliding down Dixon street because she was busy taking a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7A

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@reselsnark Hahaha OK yes so this actually happened. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus.

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stilgherrian @zdnetaustralia @dobes @campbell_kwan @MacqDictionary IMPORTANT POLL FOR AUSTRALIANS ONLY: How would you spell it?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0g

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@MacqDictionary It’s starting to look that way, eh. :) I’d never even considered “buggerlugs”. To the Corpus!

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@veritychambers I just checked. The new site is on page 4 of my Google results for the exact phrase “your right to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DR

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@veritychambers Google’s actual list of factors is a trade secret, of course, and constantly changing, but the SEO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2D

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@veritychambers That plus the search “your night to know” is a pretty generic phrase. In my results, I get lots of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3G

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@veritychambers Yes, you are. The “official” site is also brand new and therefore has very few links to it. The ot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZJ

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mikeduncan The sooner we admit that Zuckerberg is a massively in-over-his-head internet scammer and not some evolutionarily ad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ft

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I have completely forgotten why I’m doing this.

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Emma Egg Vibrator: “The Emma Egg vibrator is named after Lady Emma Hamilton, an 18th century artist, actress, singe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sz

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The Squish: “Record and design your own patterns by pressing the button, making it a mini vibrator with unlimited p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kd

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus The Gong Jerk Clan need to fly up here to run a masterclass.

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“37 Best Bullet Vibrators: A Guide to Bullets, Eggs, and Other Mini Vibes” sextoycollective.com/best-vibrators…

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@ashabeeeee @dobes Now I’m wondering whether I should post the, um, product I’ve just found during a related Google search.

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“No silver bullet for online porn says Australian eSafety Commissioner” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/no-sil… Is t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…du

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@veritychambers Beyond saying “Google and Bing are different”, no. Both measure a bazillion factors, including thei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pw

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@trentyarwood Why is my bum-pus being fed through parliament?

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@trentyarwood There is that, yeah. Still, small victories etc.

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“Find out how an anal abscess becomes a fistula in this blog from our Beverly Hills colorectal surgeons.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F0

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@JillJslay Thanks, Jill. A political dimension to MAJGEN Thompson’s excellent questions is whether The Pollies™ are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WN

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PJCIS says “the Bill should be amended to ensure that automated decision-making, can only be used for decisions tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g3

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“Committee orders complete redrafting of Biometric Bills as privacy safeguards deemed inadequate” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/commit…

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@bigbadave Oh good. I never know how many people’s brains make the kind of associations mine does.

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Wow there’s a lot going on here. twitter.com/TomCottonAR/st…

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Someone should buy Angus Taylor a ute.

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intrepidfear Hi @newscomauHQ. Just a small thing. You’ve tagged this one Europe. Your team knows Peru is not in Europe, right? pic.twitter.com/PpNPkCwFiL

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@jpwarren @DarrenODonovan @dobes @rohan_p I’m pretty sure we’ll hear all the classics this week.

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Thu plan, an observation: I seem to be just arseing about in my underpants (not a sex thing) but now that I’ve fini..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Up

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@wombling “Should”? Is this a new folk etymology? :)

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edbott “Do you know how much paperwork we would have to fill out if we had to document every single time we interacted wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yL

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@smperris Had you been aware of the Winton book?

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edbott Couldn’t one of the male members of the House committee offered to take Zuckerberg to the House barber shop for one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OA

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@alexkidman @KeithConlon Well the ever-authoritative Urban Dictionary goes with that angle, but yeah nah.

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@oberonsghost @zdnetaustralia @dobes @campbell_kwan @MacqDictionary Really? /ˈbʌgəlʌgz/? I’d definitely go /ˈbʌgʌlʌgz/ for this.

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This is also very @KeithConlon content. Do you have an opinion on this one? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@dobes @zdnetaustralia @campbell_kwan @MacqDictionary Maybe you want “The Australian National Dictionary” then, wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ns

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AndrewBrownAU Someone has made a map of Australian states with their US equivalent and it’s pretty spot on tbh pic.twitter.com/eiC8VQa3Gp

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@jpwarren @benhacks @zdnetaustralia When I listened back to the recording, I found quite a few spots where phrasing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l3

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@zdnetaustralia @dobes @campbell_kwan Further evidence, from @MacqDictionary. They’re going with “buggerlugs”. I fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qk

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@zdnetaustralia I went with the spelling “buggalugs” rather than “bugalugs”, but now I see that Tim Winton went wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZS

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “‘No such thing’ as cyber warfare: Australia’s head of cyber warfare” zd.net/2BBsDge

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Thursday. Six remarkable chickens. Thursday.

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