Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 26th, 2019

BDStanley [alien arrives on Earth]

Alien: “Ben, I need to understand what @guardian is, and I don’t have much time…”

Me:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3Z

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stilgherrian Apparently some people were previously unaware that Andrew Charles Laming MP is a cunt.

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Histreepix Despite reassurances that ‘it’ll all be over by Easter’, the War on Christmas enters its second year. 1915. pic.twitter.com/kp1KbhKEpX

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MarianneSansum When you lied in your CV about being a qualified sheep dog.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/dpHkzXesOT

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@_midofo_ @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 Like Jeff Wayne’s “War of the Worlds”. You could have Brian Blessed as narrator.

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@_midofo_ @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 Hmmm. Would a stage musical of a shitty soap opera have a host?

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@MaryannHuth @strikhedonia01 [Nods] As soon as it was mentioned this morning I thought of how many ways in which i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kY

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“‘Footballers’ Wives’ to return as a stage musical” news.sky.com/story/football…

Ping @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78.

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jonkudelka Today’s @australian cartoon pic.twitter.com/fsWKCBDQtd

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I’m old enough to remember when Channel 7 News was actually OK.

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Apparently some people were previously unaware that Andrew Charles Laming MP is a cunt.

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@misosusanowa There’s just something special about the salmon.

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glengyron I mean, you’re a lot more the second thing, but at least you’re owning it I guess. pic.twitter.com/tAedQ5rYiv

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ericweiskott academic writing is easy

1. clean apartment

2. scroll thru file folder “PDFs” aimlessly

3. move sentences to “de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9j

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SwiftOnSecurity Fun fact: In Britain it’s culturally expected to pour tea in the direction of Buckingham Palace. Every kitchen has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cz

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It’s been a while since I’ve satisfied myself with a salmon. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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alex_c_lee What kind of journalist would describe Tara Moss as a “leggy beauty?”

Oh. I see. pic.twitter.com/8cmGJQEI3Y

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@PeteLawler I am unarmed. :( Also, I think the deer is already dead.

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@peterdeg @NetThing_au I don’t thing it’s too late to register.

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“Boris Johnson’s plan to connect the UK over a sea of bombs and radioactive waste,” which is a plan both..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4U

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On FOX502 right now they’re showing the 1981 league final between Parramatta Eels and Newtown Jets. The ground adve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lu

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Oh hello. “Questions raised over Scott Morrison’s declaration he is not a New Zealand citizen” by @MargaretSimons theguardian.com/australia-news…

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Ausgrid Power is currently out to customers in Bexley, Carlton, Hurstville and surrounding suburbs. Our crew are working to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ya

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best_in_dumbest Let’s be the “Real”
in “Venereal” pic.twitter.com/NXWc8GMrky

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@aspientiae @cjjosh That’s the important criterion. The longer the haiku the better it is.

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cjjosh It’s actually quite clever pic.twitter.com/fUi1Ab5Htx

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cjjosh Look at this thoughtful gift from a friend pic.twitter.com/1unFb2tBNc

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Still, at least Ms Cousens is smarter and better dressed than her male colleagues. They’re more like a box of squab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y7

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People have also cited Daisy Cousens on this issue. Yes, the intellectual and political science equivalent to dress..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bq

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This is surely one of those joke challenges, like building a model of the Palace of Westminster using only butter,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IL

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Important security advice that will cause @troyhunt’s head to explode.

@dobes @juhasaarinen @riskybusiness..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4k

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@strikhedonia01 @MaryannHuth That’s quite a weird coincidence. Joke bank statement stuff is a common enough joke, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nn

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I have defeated @SnarkyPlatypus in this week’s @SatPaper quiz 5-3. I’m still not all that happy with my 5/10 though. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2019/10/26

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Oh great. Someone sent me money such that my bank statement now reads “Good evening ASIO”.

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“In contrast to the ‘unfunded empathy’ the prime minister railed against when declining to increase the Newstart pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CL

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“Morrison government paid empathy consultant $190,000” by @KarenMMiddleton thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/…

“In a week of s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eb

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A perfect Sydney spring day, perhaps? Well, windy and 9C above average. pic.twitter.com/M7oe1Vf5cr

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Saturday. Six hundred Muslim horses. Saturday.

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