Gorn.
@jplonie Yes, because I don’t have any pants on.
@jplonie @jxeeno @SnarkyPlatypus Phone, not pants.
@BrianLaRoux @Thongdam07 Please stop.
Mesut_Ausil More than half a dozen people locked inside their own car are finalists in the locking yourself inside your car awa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aH
Title of my next album: Laundry in Vienna. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
@SnarkyPlatypus It says “rice yoghurt”.
nopoweradeinusa eating a half eaten whopper you microwaved is depressing not yummo, get it together donna pic.twitter.com/xeyeTwTBOf
aaronch3n I been spitting in a cup and drinking it on sundays twitter.com/danilic/status…
arlenparsa Look how Trump’s face changes when he realizes an entire stadium is booing him pic.twitter.com/E46rzbzmbl
jimboot ‘Straya pic.twitter.com/tLgppkazFN
@skwashd @jpwarren @WestnetAU “News” is relative to the audience. This is news to @jpwarren and me. It is news.
@graemejwatson I never got as far as names. ;)
@gjtcarey Which is why the women laughing with salad are always alone.
Gosh. @jpwarren is right. This is real. pic.twitter.com/hGuU3LMd72
No. Kookaburras are smug cunts and vastly overrated. #BirdOfTheYear twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
@Leroy_Lynch Harsh.
@jxeeno @SnarkyPlatypus I’m so sorry.
@SnarkyPlatypus There’s not much chance of Australia invading Indonesia either. We don’t have the capability at that scale.
MapPornTweet Map of Sewage Purification in #Scotland (circa 1960) redd.it/dndehx #MapPorn pic.twitter.com/dcTJUly3Hp
@Thongdam07 Of course. And watching.
@fictillius I meant the license. :P
@dikkii You have failed.
Utopiana Pretty amazing how many white folks are suddenly “deeply concerned” about impoverished Aboriginal communities and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ww
@fictillius God it’s ugly.
@jsleeio @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 I got that. :)
@jxeeno @SnarkyPlatypus Also you said “onboarding” and you should be ashamed.
@jxeeno If it also works for Photo Cards then I know someone who could use that because they keep losing their wall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y5
@fictillius Gotcha.
Never forget. pic.twitter.com/UZqCSvO1GG
@RealNickHodge @paulwallbank Ummm…
@fictillius So how do they know it’s not just a screenshot? (Sorry, I haven’t been looking at this one.)
And all you have to do is hand the police your unlocked phone. Yeah nah. twitter.com/fictillius/sta…
@paulwallbank It was mercifully brief. I did not kill them though.
@t_mu I have eated it.
@MsLods I know now! Cheers. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus @PaulHenry524 @NewtonMark @AustralianLabor @LaTrioli I will so get grief for this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@_midofo_ @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus This stuff I guess? “Umeboshi paste, made from pureed,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m9
@_midofo_ @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus It says “salted plum purée” but I didn’t watch it bein..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gh
@Wyld It’s OK. I wanted salad. But I also enjoy really really good steak. I won’t forget.
jamesrbuk NARRATOR: they were all flextensions. They just didn’t need to use the silly word before. twitter.com/eucopresident/…
@staticsan Not even then.
@_midofo_ @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 @jpwarren Oh yes. Of the drinks we had, this was the best imo. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.
Eating salad alone. I am not laughing. Salad is no laughing matter.
SuperCroup Just a lovely guy modeling some swimwear. Can’t wait to get in the water. pic.twitter.com/g5XBZiEuDA
SuperCroup “swimwear” 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/AzlUWsRjt6
@JohnBirmingham @johnb78 @jpwarren Final assessment: Banchō is very good indeed, and I shall return to try the food..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4K
@jsleeio @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 I understand your point. I’ve been meaning to try it neat, or just on the rocks.
CosmicRami This account is lolzy. twitter.com/brexitcountdow…
Thanks. Also thanks to @paulkidd, just because.
@displayb333 @jpwarren twitter.com/lyndons/status…
@BundyB Shit. This was a series I was planning* to do.
* So not a plan.
@docbaty @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 @jpwarren The barman here did mention that.
@JohnBirmingham @johnb78 @jpwarren Asam Boy. Remarkably subtle and complex. pic.twitter.com/LPK6sTWKLT
@SnarkyPlatypus @PaulHenry524 @NewtonMark @AustralianLabor Is the News Tart @LaTrioli?
Dear Internet, what are the rules in Australia regarding wormwood in Absinthe here?
@twiddlekins @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 @jpwarren I’m told they only have a shot or two left. Only four bottles came..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N8
@johnb78 @antoniodini @JohnBirmingham Well there’s no soda.
@BundyB Alas no, because it’s logistically difficult.
@antoniodini @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 I do quite like a Campari and soda on a hot afternoon. A very 1970s drink her..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bx
@johnb78 @JohnBirmingham I’m enjoying it quite a lot.
@jonoabroad Well that is also magnificent.
@JohnBirmingham @johnb78 So @jpwarren won’t buy me a shot of this second whisky. Sad panda. pic.twitter.com/Ssv2dM3dV0
THIS IS MAGNIFICENT.
@JohnBirmingham @johnb78 “Japanese Negroni”, apparently. pic.twitter.com/InvOewUOZ7
@voltagex Beautiful. I’ll save that for later.
I have ended up in a conversation with a 9/11 Truther about the 5G roll-out so you can imagine how that’s going.
@SnarkyPlatypus He was at the netball on Saturday and they kept crossing to him for commentary.
_darrensmith I just learned today that ‘soy milk’ is actually a thing and not Spanish for ‘I am milk’. I was always wondering wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pg
@JohnBirmingham New way of serving Roku gin: generous slice of grapefruit, splash of tonic water, dash of sanshō pepper. @johnb78
_sarahyo Well I guess it covers off all possibilities… 😅 pic.twitter.com/bGDJOP7D9n
@JohnBirmingham Yes, yes he would approve. These four pages are a good indicator. pic.twitter.com/rCgTIayMgq
At Banchō. banchobar.com.au I think @JohnBirmingham would approve.
I don’t have to imagine. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
@tomsulston @withMEAA Fair point.
@tomsulston @withMEAA Anyone can join the Cyprus Community Club in Stanmore but that doesn’t make them a Cypriot. #NetThing
dr_nic I’m encouraging all of Team Bin Chook to save this image for when the ibis doesn’t win the Bird Election. pic.twitter.com/6sTdurgFCW
steveathon What was the best part of #NetThing? The netball mic being thrown around the room! #netballmic pic.twitter.com/8y5ukk6U5F
@_JohannaWeaver I try. :)
Uhoh.
twiddlekins The first step of not being creepy with data is simply not collecting it. #netthing
@paulwallbank There are nuances.
NetThing_au Oh Anonymous 😁 #NetThing pic.twitter.com/tpcdPxoAfa
Is the NBN not good?
Slightly annoyed.
Aroooooo!
@nazzer Excellent, thank you.
27khv Interviewer: “Is this your personal milk?”
Belarus’ President Alexander Lukashenko: “Yes! No, not mine, a cow’s.”
pic.twitter.com/KCrIXpRNlk
This story is about what Johanna just mentioned. “ASD reveals rules for keeping vulnerabilities secret” (15 Mar)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gd
andrewwhiteau we’ve fresh run out of nuns twitter.com/canberratimes/…
@SnarkyPlatypus The other white meat.
There are 11 Cyber Norms. #NetThing twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
Related: “Australia to keep playing the UN cyberspace norms game” (16 Apr) zdnet.com/article/austra… #NetThing
See also dfat.gov.au/cyberaffairs #NetThing
Cyber Norms! #NetThing
This is so much my areas. pic.twitter.com/UNUzgoiGBg
Dear All the Panels, when the clock says you’ve got less that two minutes left in the session, it’s not “Let’s have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u5
@jpwarren @benjaminrice_ @piawaugh Mike Chisnall, “Digital Slavery – Time for Abolition”, but my Google-fu is failing me#NetThingng
@SnarkyPlatypus Clearly the good* drugs are in the other room.
@RealNickHodge Go for it.
SnarkyPlatypus Pauline Hanson is bird of the year, right? #TryTheVeal
richardosman Just explained to a delighted American that we call ‘crosswalks’ ‘zebra crossings’. Then she asked what we call ‘cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nv
CIA Need some last-minute advice to make a costume so good, no one will recognize you?
Check out these 5 tips to rema..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…No
@dobes @morebento @glengyron @NickEvershed Well then..pic.twitter.com/CvAB4SijMRMR
@paulkidd @dobes @glengyron @NickEvershed Now you have me thinking about #dirtykoel.
@dobes @glengyron @NickEvershed Honk!
@dobes @glengyron @NickEvershed I thought we were supporting #nonewkoel?
glengyron I can’t think of a single bird this year that deserves the award.
Maybe just don’t run the award on mediocre bird years?
@ashabeeeee Excellent.
@BeverleyHead There but for the grace, etc.
pjlaurie Please stop saying anything that matches the following template:
“we have a combined experience of ___ years”
T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zP
I’m assuming that because it was a press release being forwarded to a colleague that it went to every journalist wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jx
So who else got the email that read “I actually gave it first as an ‘exclusive’ to a journalist who works for ARN,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…93
samtennent Morrissey is selling classic albums from other artists signed by him on his tour for £300 and it’s the funniest /la..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CI
bsgorrie Morrissey looks like he’s running the racist CD stall at an EDL carboot pic.twitter.com/1XEYP35OaM
New Moon is in two hours, at 1438 AEDT.
GuardianAus #BirdOfTheYear is back! 50 birds. 18 days. Only one winner theguardian.com/environment/ng…
In the poll that stops the nati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wF
Nissaba_Live #netthing @nomadiclucie Countries usually align with one of these two narratives and Australia currently teeters on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rS
Nissaba_Live #NetThing @nomadiclucie focuses on international concerns around cybersecurity. She emphasises the two current narr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD
@VTeagueAus And here’s a picture. Teague also pointed out that the Cyber Strategy 2020 document as is whether the g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bW
Well @VTeagueAus just recommended Judith Brett’s “From Secret Ballot to Democracy Sausage: How Australia Got Compul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N8
Michael Pezzullo, or maybe Peter Dutton, wants to photograph you every time you watch porn. Maybe both. Together. twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1…
@zerogeewhiz @fictillius The Bankstown Greens is an astoundingly dumb group of people, even by NSW Greens standards.
KnottMatthew Fun fact: if you’re in a conversation and find yourself quoting a podcast talking about another podcast, the ground..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nL
@jpwarren @jeamland I’ll be back in the forest later this week. That’s where one writes a manifesto.
therevmountain A boomer friend of my parents was telling me on the weekend that “as someone in the media, the digital revolution h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sd
AWESOME. twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1…
@jpwarren @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @dobes @justinrhendry @Samira_Sarraf It all looks very glamorous.
Note to self: A 50-minute session starting 15 minutes late, with a panel of eight people (!), means less than five..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CQ
@billus I would prefer something way stronger today.
I too would like a pony. #NetThing
@simon_j_parker Who can say?
We probably need fewer people talking about what they did in the past and more about what they intend to do in the future. #NetThing
@theharryshearer My pleasure.
KnottMatthew Went to get my haircut, and at the end the hairdresser leaned in and whispered: “For years I’ve been waiting for an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ip
RT [PROTECTED]: “They use the internet perhaps better than anybody except Donald Trump.” - Trump on ISIS.
Sam Yorke from Google tells us we’re facing some “really gnarly social issues”. For some reason @DavidParis is ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4U
Opening remarks by @TFeakin @AusAmbCyber. #NetThing pic.twitter.com/f4Xw1Zx7Yv
Sponsors. #NetThing pic.twitter.com/gfMwcYrkmv
Meanwhile..twitter.com/leahmcelrath/s…Bf
So yeah I’m tweeting from Net Thing today, a reboot of the Australian internet governance community. Live stream is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SU
@NetThing_au It’s true. #NetThing twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…
Arriving at @NetThing_au. #NetThing pic.twitter.com/RaaLaNFKqS
@ApostrophePong Not one of Frank Gehry’s best, but still a Gehry.
Approaching UTS from The Goods Line side, something @ApostrophePong will appreciate. pic.twitter.com/vfVfKgGSum
@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren Honk!
@jpwarren So yeah the answer to that is “a lot”.
New Moon is in six hours, at 1438 AEDT.
@SnarkyPlatypus Honk!
Hey @theharryshearer I don’t know where this fits into your format but I suspect this story speaks to you. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
I so hope @feraldata knows about this. twitter.com/FreyjaErlings/…
FreyjaErlings Fallout 76 is having a full on class war and I can’t stop reading about this trainwreck pic.twitter.com/EDixr4n97K
@jeamland Well, do you know what complex numbers are? That said, a blue stool means you’re immune to green tree frog poisoning.
As an aside, my head hurts and it has nothing to do with gin.
@zyx2k Grrr.
@NetThing_au Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with a photo showing the drought in Austr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6S
Mon plan: @NetThing_au, a full-day conference at UTS about “the Australian internet governance community moving for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QT
Spring continues in Sydney, hurrah! pic.twitter.com/Fg9mBLF5TB
Monday. How dare you. Monday.
Haha.