Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 28th, 2019

@jplonie Yes, because I don’t have any pants on.

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Mesut_Ausil More than half a dozen people locked inside their own car are finalists in the locking yourself inside your car awa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aH

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Title of my next album: Laundry in Vienna. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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nopoweradeinusa eating a half eaten whopper you microwaved is depressing not yummo, get it together donna pic.twitter.com/xeyeTwTBOf

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aaronch3n I been spitting in a cup and drinking it on sundays twitter.com/danilic/status…

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arlenparsa Look how Trump’s face changes when he realizes an entire stadium is booing him pic.twitter.com/E46rzbzmbl

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jimboot ‘Straya pic.twitter.com/tLgppkazFN

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@skwashd @jpwarren @WestnetAU “News” is relative to the audience. This is news to @jpwarren and me. It is news.

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@gjtcarey Which is why the women laughing with salad are always alone.

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No. Kookaburras are smug cunts and vastly overrated. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s not much chance of Australia invading Indonesia either. We don’t have the capability at that scale.

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MapPornTweet Map of Sewage Purification in (circa 1960) redd.it/dndehx pic.twitter.com/dcTJUly3Hp

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Utopiana Pretty amazing how many white folks are suddenly “deeply concerned” about impoverished Aboriginal communities and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ww

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@jxeeno @SnarkyPlatypus Also you said “onboarding” and you should be ashamed.

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@jxeeno If it also works for Photo Cards then I know someone who could use that because they keep losing their wall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y5

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@fictillius So how do they know it’s not just a screenshot? (Sorry, I haven’t been looking at this one.)

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And all you have to do is hand the police your unlocked phone. Yeah nah. twitter.com/fictillius/sta…

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@paulwallbank It was mercifully brief. I did not kill them though.

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@Wyld It’s OK. I wanted salad. But I also enjoy really really good steak. I won’t forget.

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jamesrbuk NARRATOR: they were all flextensions. They just didn’t need to use the silly word before. twitter.com/eucopresident/…

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@_midofo_ @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 @jpwarren Oh yes. Of the drinks we had, this was the best imo. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.

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Eating salad alone. I am not laughing. Salad is no laughing matter.

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SuperCroup Just a lovely guy modeling some swimwear. Can’t wait to get in the water. pic.twitter.com/g5XBZiEuDA

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SuperCroup “swimwear” 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/AzlUWsRjt6

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@JohnBirmingham @johnb78 @jpwarren Final assessment: Banchō is very good indeed, and I shall return to try the food..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4K

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@jsleeio @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 I understand your point. I’ve been meaning to try it neat, or just on the rocks.

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CosmicRami This account is lolzy. twitter.com/brexitcountdow…

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@elyobo @jplonie I have only ever licked one politician, from memory.

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@BundyB Shit. This was a series I was planning* to do.

* So not a plan.

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Dear Internet, what are the rules in Australia regarding wormwood in Absinthe here?

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@twiddlekins @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 @jpwarren I’m told they only have a shot or two left. Only four bottles came..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N8

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@BundyB Alas no, because it’s logistically difficult.

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@antoniodini @JohnBirmingham @johnb78 I do quite like a Campari and soda on a hot afternoon. A very 1970s drink her..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bx

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@voltagex Beautiful. I’ll save that for later.

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I have ended up in a conversation with a 9/11 Truther about the 5G roll-out so you can imagine how that’s going.

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@SnarkyPlatypus He was at the netball on Saturday and they kept crossing to him for commentary.

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_darrensmith I just learned today that ‘soy milk’ is actually a thing and not Spanish for ‘I am milk’. I was always wondering wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pg

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@JohnBirmingham New way of serving Roku gin: generous slice of grapefruit, splash of tonic water, dash of sanshō pepper. @johnb78

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_sarahyo Well I guess it covers off all possibilities… 😅 pic.twitter.com/bGDJOP7D9n

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@JohnBirmingham Yes, yes he would approve. These four pages are a good indicator. pic.twitter.com/rCgTIayMgq

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@tomsulston @withMEAA Anyone can join the Cyprus Community Club in Stanmore but that doesn’t make them a Cypriot.

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dr_nic I’m encouraging all of Team Bin Chook to save this image for when the ibis doesn’t win the Bird Election. pic.twitter.com/6sTdurgFCW

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steveathon What was the best part of ? The netball mic being thrown around the room! pic.twitter.com/8y5ukk6U5F

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twiddlekins The first step of not being creepy with data is simply not collecting it.

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NetThing_au Oh Anonymous 😁 pic.twitter.com/tpcdPxoAfa

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Is the NBN not good?

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27khv Interviewer: “Is this your personal milk?”
Belarus’ President Alexander Lukashenko: “Yes! No, not mine, a cow’s.”
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This story is about what Johanna just mentioned. “ASD reveals rules for keeping vulnerabilities secret” (15 Mar)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gd

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andrewwhiteau we’ve fresh run out of nuns twitter.com/canberratimes/…

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Related: “Australia to keep playing the UN cyberspace norms game” (16 Apr) zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Dear All the Panels, when the clock says you’ve got less that two minutes left in the session, it’s not “Let’s have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u5

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@jpwarren @benjaminrice_ @piawaugh Mike Chisnall, “Digital Slavery – Time for Abolition”, but my Google-fu is failing meng

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@SnarkyPlatypus Clearly the good* drugs are in the other room.

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SnarkyPlatypus Pauline Hanson is bird of the year, right?

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richardosman Just explained to a delighted American that we call ‘crosswalks’ ‘zebra crossings’. Then she asked what we call ‘cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nv

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CIA Need some last-minute advice to make a costume so good, no one will recognize you?

Check out these 5 tips to rema..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…No

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glengyron I can’t think of a single bird this year that deserves the award.

Maybe just don’t run the award on mediocre bird years?

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pjlaurie Please stop saying anything that matches the following template:
“we have a combined experience of ___ years”

T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zP

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I’m assuming that because it was a press release being forwarded to a colleague that it went to every journalist wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jx

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So who else got the email that read “I actually gave it first as an ‘exclusive’ to a journalist who works for ARN,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…93

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samtennent Morrissey is selling classic albums from other artists signed by him on his tour for £300 and it’s the funniest /la..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CI

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bsgorrie Morrissey looks like he’s running the racist CD stall at an EDL carboot pic.twitter.com/1XEYP35OaM

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New Moon is in two hours, at 1438 AEDT.

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GuardianAus is back! 50 birds. 18 days. Only one winner theguardian.com/environment/ng…

In the poll that stops the nati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wF

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Nissaba_Live @nomadiclucie Countries usually align with one of these two narratives and Australia currently teeters on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rS

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Nissaba_Live @nomadiclucie focuses on international concerns around cybersecurity. She emphasises the two current narr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD

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@VTeagueAus And here’s a picture. Teague also pointed out that the Cyber Strategy 2020 document as is whether the g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bW

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Well @VTeagueAus just recommended Judith Brett’s “From Secret Ballot to Democracy Sausage: How Australia Got Compul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N8

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Michael Pezzullo, or maybe Peter Dutton, wants to photograph you every time you watch porn. Maybe both. Together. twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1…

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@zerogeewhiz @fictillius The Bankstown Greens is an astoundingly dumb group of people, even by NSW Greens standards.

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KnottMatthew Fun fact: if you’re in a conversation and find yourself quoting a podcast talking about another podcast, the ground..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nL

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@jpwarren @jeamland I’ll be back in the forest later this week. That’s where one writes a manifesto.

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@jpwarren @jeamland Thank you all for helping me write my op-ed.

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therevmountain A boomer friend of my parents was telling me on the weekend that “as someone in the media, the digital revolution h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sd

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@jpwarren I would suggest a military coup but it might not be welcomed by everyone.

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Note to self: A 50-minute session starting 15 minutes late, with a panel of eight people (!), means less than five..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CQ

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@billus I would prefer something way stronger today.

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We probably need fewer people talking about what they did in the past and more about what they intend to do in the future.

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KnottMatthew Went to get my haircut, and at the end the hairdresser leaned in and whispered: “For years I’ve been waiting for an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ip

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RT [PROTECTED]: “They use the internet perhaps better than anybody except Donald Trump.” - Trump on ISIS.

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Sam Yorke from Google tells us we’re facing some “really gnarly social issues”. For some reason @DavidParis is ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4U

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@dobes @rohan_p Awesome. We didn’t get to hear that.

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So yeah I’m tweeting from Net Thing today, a reboot of the Australian internet governance community. Live stream is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SU

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@ApostrophePong Not one of Frank Gehry’s best, but still a Gehry.

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Approaching UTS from The Goods Line side, something @ApostrophePong will appreciate. pic.twitter.com/vfVfKgGSum

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@jpwarren So yeah the answer to that is “a lot”.

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New Moon is in six hours, at 1438 AEDT.

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@jpwarren Oh you’re in early. I’m 10 to 15 minutes away.

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Hey @theharryshearer I don’t know where this fits into your format but I suspect this story speaks to you. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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FreyjaErlings Fallout 76 is having a full on class war and I can’t stop reading about this trainwreck pic.twitter.com/EDixr4n97K

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@jeamland Well, do you know what complex numbers are? That said, a blue stool means you’re immune to green tree frog poisoning.

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As an aside, my head hurts and it has nothing to do with gin.

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@NetThing_au Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with a photo showing the drought in Austr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6S

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Mon plan: @NetThing_au, a full-day conference at UTS about “the Australian internet governance community moving for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QT

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Spring continues in Sydney, hurrah! pic.twitter.com/Fg9mBLF5TB

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Monday. How dare you. Monday.

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