My head still hurts. Time to try for sleep I think.
Anyway, there’s a thread of Labor brain thoughts. Enjoy.
As long as the things are trains and trams? Can’t we make, oh, software or medicines or… Nah, not blokey enoughtwitter.com/AlboMP/status/…PR
Ablo have a slide deck. twitter.com/AlboMP/status/…

TheSocietyDude This guy is ready for whatever Disneyland will throw at him pic.twitter.com/ZawaczjFax
@dobes @NewtonMark @bigbadave @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus Apparently 5G is for “them” and not for “us”, and isn’t it w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aj
kels_316 proto-shawlbros twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/…
@dobes @NewtonMark @bigbadave @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus ICYMI last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@dobes @NewtonMark @bigbadave @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus Not if we stuff their mouths with cotton wool and plaster of Paris.
@kheitman_au Go away.
thegrugq This actually a cover story for al Bagdadi. He was secretly a Pokémon Go addict. CIA worked closely with Nintendo m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qm
@jasminchill The latter. The check against the 2016 strategy is very much an appendix with hand-waving.
@NewtonMark @bigbadave @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Yep, this is how it works. What the council should’ve done h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R6
@jasminchill There’s quite a lot marked as “complete”. I’m so glad we’ve done so well!
Very @NewtonMark @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes NIMBY-related content. twitter.com/DavidZipper/st…
Is saying “Naughty naughty don’t do that again” really a “tough new power” though? Or is that just what the governm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZZ
@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 Is there something specific about Second Lieutenants’ noses?
@NewtonMark I thought Spotlight was about keeping your computer warm.
SalingerPrivacy Spoken with the love and frustration of a parent twitter.com/lawgeeknz/stat…
@NewtonMark Anyway I saw someone mention this same problem only a few minutes ago, so it’s probably a thing.
@NewtonMark A tricky word “supposed to”. A bit like “should”.
@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo Well yes, because it also looks a bit like a chocolate cake.
This is a good thread, and not only because it doesn’t mention the whole skateboard thing. twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…
@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 I quite like that it has “BOOBY TRAP” written on it, Acme Corporation style.
Fionn_Grunspan Bulgaria is close to passing a [Neo-Nazi] law called “Roma Integration”.
• It limits how many children Roma can ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pK
My head hurts.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cyber Security Strategy 2020: Civil society experts slam ‘national security’ agenda”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T8
@dobes This is not a tweet any more.
@NetThing_au @peter_tonoli @zdnetaustralia @VTeagueAus @nomadiclucie It’s what I do. :)
@johnthelutheran No, but a cattle prod will.
GordyPls Still tho. The idea you’re reading this now, typed on my computer and being read on yours, started 50 years ago today.
GordyPls The first message was sent over the Internet 50 years ago today. By “the Internet” at this point in history we mean..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fx
@SnarkyPlatypus Which were they?
@dobes @jpwarren @zdnetaustralia Truth: When he asked me the question I had no idea what he expected me to do. “How..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fL
@dobes @jpwarren @zdnetaustralia I am worried that I am going to look like an idiot on the internet.
@jpwarren @zdnetaustralia THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL DOBES. @dobes
(It started as a hoop, then I did..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d6
@dobes The dog is now dead.

shermozle Gee I wonder why the NSW government are pushing this digital license thing so hard. Oh that would do it. pic.twitter.com/IHjkh80qCA
@dobes I don’t know. youtube.com/watch?v=R8XAlS…

best_in_dumbest We can put the “Yak”
back in “Teriyaki” pic.twitter.com/oSyYSJTdJC
@jonoabroad @RumpledElf You’re welcome.
@dobes Isn’t the skateboard going away from the viewer, i.e. downhill?

I have questions, @dobes. pic.twitter.com/mQHoLlWbxA
@RhombusHatesYou @zdnetaustralia Metaphors are complicated.

nickschadegg incredible story, buy the paper pic.twitter.com/gqOR4XuXaM
@RumpledElf @jonoabroad The house porn often isn’t good quality, so I usually order from the top shelf.
@giantmetalrobot @awelder Way ahead of you.

RacusinJennifer It’s funny cause it’s true. 😬 pic.twitter.com/WsF9vschrB
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cyber Security Strategy 2020: Civil society experts slam ‘national security’ agenda”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ko
“Russian attack helicopters buried at Darwin waste dump, Defence confirms” abc.net.au/news/2019-10-2…

I changed my mind, @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/8v1bDd5NEK
How’s Boris doing?
T9SydneyTrains Please allow extra travel time due to a tree in the overhead wiring at Newtown.
Check real-time apps for service..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3y
awelder That three-word phrase should precede much of the output from the press gallery twitter.com/Rottoturbine/s…
BernardKeane There’s an inquiry into requiring facial recognition for pornography use because censorship advocates Collective Sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jt
“Queensland Housing and Public Works on doing better than putting lipstick on a pig” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/queens… #lipstick #pig
“ACCC alleges Google mislead consumers over Android location data handling” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/accc-a…
@Toby_Halligan @amaysimAU Margaritas are always helpful.
@_midofo_ @jxeeno It’s always been a library for locals, but in the new building, with way more space, it’s got mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z1
@dobes @jeamland @tveastman I will read this later when I need a good laugh. “Tether is the internal accounting sys..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wr
@jxeeno I’m getting that impression. The Ideas Lab is a separate goldfish bowl area set up for group work. That sai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4k
bitcoin_txt I have officially reached a post-price mindset

From today’s Essential Report, “Awareness of and support for Extinction Rebellion” essentialvision.com.au/awareness-supp… pic.twitter.com/bxuEt6u0zm
@jxeeno This may or may not help. cityofsydney.nsw.gov.au/explore/librar…
@jxeeno Hmmm. Couldn’t see a price list, and the librarians are busy right now. Lunchtime rush. But In also saw a b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vp

hperron73 Commonwealth CA-12 Boomrang pic.twitter.com/pJocal8AC4
@SnarkyPlatypus KANGAROO RENDANG.

@jxeeno I will ask. They also have “a laser and dye cutter, electronic kits and hand tools”. And… see this! pic.twitter.com/wEGd3YbdEg

His tastes illustrated. (I have now returned these items to the reshelving rack BECAUSE I’M CONSIDERATE.) pic.twitter.com/1ffN4zwP8k
The boomer has gone. Needless to say, he just left the CDs and magazines on the work table rather than putting them..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hh
@techoglot I wonder how they do that.
@SnarkyPlatypus I had this at 10am. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@SnarkyPlatypus Now I’m hungry again.
@techoglot Yeah they’ve got some nice gear.
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a rolling hoop. Or maybe it should be a skateboard. I dunno. This is what editors are for.
@fictillius @itgrrl Honk!
@techoglot Well, the image is by these guys. planet.com/products/
“The SkySat fleet can image any point on Eart..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MQ
nextspaceflight A satellite, not a plane, took this picture. twitter.com/planetlabs/sta…
@itgrrl @fictillius I’m sure that NSW Police would never act inappropriately.
“Germany’s cyber-security agency recommends Firefox as most secure browser” by @campuscodi (17 Oct) zdnet.com/article/german…
@jetztgibtshaue @jxeeno I don’t feel like being a dobber today. I’ll just accidentally push him down the stairs as he leaves.
@jxeeno Hahaha I don’t think so.
@jonoabroad It’s the library’s magazine.
@jxeeno Sitting next to me is a boomer with an external CD drive on his laptop, ripping a big stack of the library’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…De

@jxeeno My working spot for now. pic.twitter.com/tWsZMuyvy1

The new Darling Square Library. There are 3D printers in a so-called “Makerspace”. @jxeeno pic.twitter.com/RF9yMSyIx8
@dobes @MatthewBevan It would definitely not be corruption.
Very @SnarkyPlatypus content. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
I cannot prove that Matt Canavan is corrupt.
callapilla The West Australian reports that Matt Canavan shouted “this is fucked” at Scott Morrison in a closed-door meeting i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BV

TheOnion Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults trib.al/Y2DKLso pic.twitter.com/bLj78qASXa

Today it’s chicken pho. pic.twitter.com/lCHiGRTaXx
ryanhuber BREAKING: Leaked documents reveal that Kubernetes was secretly co-developed by AWS and GCE as a way drive up cloud..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EP
dantelfer It’s easy to criticize Nate Silver for having alt-right leanings, but people don’t give him enough credit for also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AD
GrogsGamut The key is a need to be concise, to get to the point, to entice, enrage and mystify. The words need to hint with su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7o
@morebento @zdnetaustralia Gotta pace these things.
@TheRealKerryG @mpesce I reckon I’ve seen an article with interviews with the original players, but there’s also a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D1
I_Find_Planets We have discovered a planet. It is a sphere of pure hills and stylish air. A presence there writes imaginative poetry about Fomalhaut.
Tue plan, confirmed: Slow start with data wrangling (in progress); 1000 pho; write for @zdnetaustralia in the brand..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pA
dobes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’m ded!! I’m dying!!! twitter.com/business/statu…
ayyy_vuh Professional transitologist here, busses only do this when they’re *very* distressed! Not cute at all :( twitter.com/PGHtransit/sta…
@pingudownunder @IPLawAU These are very shitty dreams.
@David_S_Dowling I think the ALP already has an announcement about a blockchain centre of excellence from before th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lD
Is it Cronulla? twitter.com/bencubby/statu…

macleanbrendan This dried up pomelo giving me big, “Just checking twitter for the first time today,” vibes. pic.twitter.com/xtR9tB1rNs
mpesce FIFTY YEARS AGO TODAY two computers in California exchanged messages. Thus the Internet was born. Here’s the proof..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HF
Can you make vodka out of coal?
It’s like Labor is starting the first couple of steps of the 12 Steps and then necking a litre of cheap vodka ftw. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…
@jxeeno @zdnetaustralia Stop stalking me.
@jxeeno @zdnetaustralia It opened yesterday, or at least was scheduled to do so. The ground floor bar and eateries..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vw
posty so uh… I’ve had strong #FOI words with the department formerly known as human services about #robodebt trying to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9x

chadloder Threat intelligence vendors pic.twitter.com/QNA77R60pO
Tue plan, draft: Slow start with pho; write for @zdnetaustralia in the brand new Darling Square Library; remainder..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f7
@trentyarwood This explains quite a lot.

k_trendacosta Is the LA Times trying to get us to root for the fire? pic.twitter.com/Ki1uWOzsqc

Yet another spring day in Sydney, a city which for some reason has not been razed by God. pic.twitter.com/udjAA2tRcv
@SnarkyPlatypus Good morning and welcome to the Pleasuredome.
I have just woken up from a long and detailed dream about section 103B of the Copyright Act 1968 (Cth). www8.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdo…
Tuesday. Small fragments. Tuesday.