anthonypesec This is one of many economic reasons that demonstrate why Australia needs to transition away from a heavy reliance..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y5
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo It’s a fair way off.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Fresh in our memories. pic.twitter.com/svLNs2raSJ
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo Sure.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Let’s see.
stilgherrian Seriously. Non-violent protesters are thumped with batons, hit with the ol’ pepper spray, and trampled by horses, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9c
@SnarkyPlatypus Exactly. pic.twitter.com/4kJDV9n1AR
MarquisO It was only after the celebrity chef Illuminati had secretly penetrated the boards of our top brands that we realis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fg
NavalInstitute Despite their aversion to water, cats are well-suited for life on the ocean because they produce their own vitamin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jV
We should set fire to everything more often. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…
ICYMI this morning, my excellent dream. You’re welcome. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s all a bit so-what I thought.
SwedishCanary If we could just convince all Funeral Directors to tie the shoelaces of the deceased together it would make for one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hS
So @NewtonMark would you be up for this? twitter.com/USCG/status/11…
USCG In 1945, Salty, the mascot at Air Station San Diego, became the first cat to take part in a rescue mission when she..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD
USCG In 1945, Salty, the mascot at Air Station San Diego, became the first cat to take part in a rescue mission when she..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD
Histreepix A doctor helps explain to Nobel Prize winner Albert Einstein why Robbie left Take That. Princeton, 1995. pic.twitter.com/wtY1OlYBUj
I hope @SnarkyPlatypus has seen this. twitter.com/AlboMP/status/…
OK, “pickled herring” since you are all so fuckin’ hung up on speling.
Listening to the latest @Herring1967 (who has blocked me) RHLSTP podcast with @BobbyMair and it’s quite good. pca.st/beihog0r
@hungoverbunny More for me.
I like picked herring.
fesshole I once had ‘slap foot’, an early indication of Muscular Dystrophy. Turns out it wasn’t MD, I had a trapped nerve kn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f1
kels_316 Come live our #philausophy pic.twitter.com/eUrkHBNvbL
@joelpmichael @bunjaree Nah, that’s long since gone.
Hey @dobes @purserj this chicken is out of control. Honk! twitter.com/klara_sjo/stat…
P1ayerOne @SnarkyPlatypus They should have gone further and done clever riffs on the thoughts of Sozcrates, Aristaustle, Imma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ET
Wed plan, remainder: Eat the chicken (not a euphemism); settle back into “my” @bunjaree spot, including a look into..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rQ
@joelpmichael @bunjaree I haven’t dared look in the fridge yet.
@bunjaree Also to greet me, all “my” Waratah in flower, though they’re a little past their prettiest stage. pic.twitter.com/23FwvDcfr6
Here to greet me at @bunjaree, the world’s smallest strawberry. pic.twitter.com/3ub25uA9tb
WarrenIsDead The current joke-to-reality turnaround appears to be almost exactly three years twitter.com/WarrenIsDead/s…
KCCINews Blast from Waukee gender reveal felt over 2 miles away kcci.com/article/gender… pic.twitter.com/UhsfwswsSk
Ten minutes to Wentworth Falls.
Cool. More electricity available for Victoria Police to charge up their Tasers. twitter.com/LilyDAmbrosioM…
jpwarren “Do as we say or we’ll beat you up” does not make me feel safe around police. twitter.com/BenjaminMillar…
AtticusThomas Australian arms dealers are the loosest units. pic.twitter.com/xD4qptJMYG
Fair enough. pic.twitter.com/dbzccfeuHF
“Victorian Cops Join In On Spring Carnival By Injuring Horses In The Interests Of Millionaires” betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/…
@johnb78 Happy Trails! #likeasnail
@petstarr This is art!
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup At least Pad Thai is an actual dish.
@SuperCroup I particularly like that Pad Thai is their go-to EKZOTIK FEWD.
SuperCroup These two go nicely together hey pic.twitter.com/fZQof3RAQh
@reselsnark @bunjaree @trollantechinus I’m pretty sure I muted that account.
@petstarr Challenge accepted!
@mikewsc1 @GuardianAus @naamanzhou It’s cruel.
@GuardianAus @naamanzhou Though how Naaman can love the Barossa / Nick Cave advert (correct) but not like Run Rabbit Run is a mystery.
@GuardianAus That said, “what you hear before you enter a large, sealed compound in Utah” is definitely an apt desc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2e
Wow. What an abusive workplace is @GuardianAus. twitter.com/mikewsc1/statu…
techoglot Oh, @NBN_Australia, you absolute arsehats.
We want MORE upload speed, not less. MORE! pic.twitter.com/oUcnKY7jzn
@juhasaarinen @alliecoyne @R_Chirgwin Is “the sea cucumber of tech journalism” a thing? Because you could be that.
@flowblok @davispg One of the bags has microphone stands and the like. Maybe I should add a sawn-off shotgun to the mix.
Crossing the Nepean, and I’m posting a photo for the first time in ages. I’m not sure whether I’ll resume or not. instagram.com/p/B4OunmAgAxg/…
After not having been at the @bunjaree hidey-hole for two months I wonder what’s living in the fridge.
@SnarkyPlatypus @EdithBiafra Here you go. pic.twitter.com/rhJrr5EZdP
@erkpod The other great thing about assembling the Indian Pacific at Clyde is that they could add some cement and c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gy
I say @jxeeno’s @AnyTripAU is looking rather nice these days. pic.twitter.com/D4JDzIKzxh
@DavidFeng @R_Chirgwin That’s a question we all want answered.
@DavidFeng @R_Chirgwin That’s for medical information.
@rainey_knight @AlistairPDBain @DanielAndrewsMP @VictoriaPolice What are people expected to click on?
(Also, the f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pf
@R_Chirgwin I’m told it’s Beijing-grade air in Sydney today but I’m sure @DavidFeng would complain that’s it’s just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yB
@erkpod Hmmm. It’s in two pieces and there was only one locomotive or set thereof. I’m assuming it was an arrival?
I did decide upon my escalation for next time: “Come on, people, there’s room for a cow back there.”
Earlier I caught the tram because I have a backpack and two duffel bags. Arsehats blocked all the doors. “Could som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7V
@erkpod So it is. If I’d had more time I’d taken something photos.
@juhasaarinen @R_Chirgwin At least. And you’re about 11.
@R_Chirgwin Oops, the scale is a separate graphic. pic.twitter.com/r9wJk3JTnz
@R_Chirgwin @AnthonyClarkAU It’s gotten worse. environment.nsw.gov.au/aqms/aqi.htm pic.twitter.com/U1Tpecf0F6
@rainey_knight @AlistairPDBain @DanielAndrewsMP @VictoriaPolice Surely you can’t be unaware of the symbol’s co-opti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…De
petridishes horror movie where millennials manage to buy a house but it’s haunted by the ghosts of all the things millennials h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Il
jackclarkSF Digital nation state decides who does and doesn’t qualify as legitimate to run for office within its territory. (Vi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gR
#blueandyellowtrain again, briefly. pic.twitter.com/nZ44Hk33ly
OK, I’ll try for the 1518 #purpletrain from Central. I’m too tired to hang around.
@dobes Maybe they should let the “African Gangs” take over. Last time I encountered them they sold me some fantasti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8N
jonkudelka The ALP’s next 3 or so years is a sitcom episode in which they’re at a restaurant where they’ve double booked a dat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Da
@bunjaree Wondering whether head back to Wentworth Falls in the next hour or two, or have an early dinner in the city and then head back.
Thb, I would probably watch this show. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…
@moylecroft Please count again.
Seriously. Non-violent protesters are thumped with batons, hit with the ol’ pepper spray, and trampled by horses, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9c
Australian journalists. twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/st…
ebony_bennett Journalists clash with police at climate protest twitter.com/pauldowsley7/s…
With luck, these will also be available in the date format used by 96% of the world’s population, which is 22/11/87..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6h
Hey @DanielAndrewsMP, are you happy with @VictoriaPolice officers using white supremacist gestures when, allegedly,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qO
JustJimWillDo He does know about The Godfather movies, doesn’t he? twitter.com/getFANDOM/stat…
TheShovel Last week it was revealed that Scott Morrison hired an empathy consultant. Here are 7 phrases he was taught to soun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ym
reselsnark Another tone deaf tweet privileging journalists rather than acknowledging the attack on public freedoms that the po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KE
“Open source notify.gov.au delivered in eight weeks for a cost of AU$150k” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5k
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Cyber Security Strategy 2020: Civil society experts slam ‘national security’ agenda” zdnet.com/article/cyber-…
@ashabeeeee @rohan_p Well, no.
@TatteredRemnant Yes.
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh dear. Well, use the internet while you’ve still got it.
@ashabeeeee @rohan_p Bet you pressed “Cancel”.
mountain_ghosts you’re gonna lose it when you hear what every office job involves pic.twitter.com/Z0rUT8IU5d
@ashabeeeee @rohan_p “Parents outraged as Tinder and Schoolies organisers partner on ‘exclusive experiences’” abc.net.au/news/2019-10-2…
@ashabeeeee @rohan_p So you’re going to Schoolies?
AntonyGreenABC A little graph for the person who complained about me saying Jeremy Corbyn was unpopular. Green is approve, red dis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…De
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh right. Minister for Citizenship and Culture.
@SnarkyPlatypus So that’s an opposition politician?
BonerWizard going to start each morning by doing the America Pose pic.twitter.com/tb1A9WwmZh
Whatever they’re talking about, I’m in. twitter.com/Taco_Lad/statu…
“Woolworths apologise after being caught scanning staff wages as onions” chaser.com.au/general-news/w…
@techoglot For Science!
Someone skilled could add some gentle animation to this as a GIF, I’m quite sure. pic.twitter.com/8kdDzUnRtv
@SnarkyPlatypus Are you watching Sky News again?
@ashabeeeee @dobes Oh, it’s @ashabeeeee’s work? Well, bravo to you, Ma’am.
How to livestream an egg. twitter.com/SixthTone/stat…
I hadn’t noticed this before. Well played, @dobes. pic.twitter.com/ozC9eyjxBo
rohan_p brian is worried about what’s going to be happening downstairs thanks to 5G pic.twitter.com/VUjdDhBzjT
@dobes Is this the new iOS?
@HappySinger @nytimes Moist.
@strikhedonia01 Sure, but Tinder and the schoolies.com service are 18+ in this instance. But I take your point.
@TatteredRemnant Arf!
@SnarkyPlatypus You should run for the National Party.
Graunched.
La Croix.
PeoplesMomentum IT’S ON!!! ✊🏽✊✊🏿
#generalelection2019 #GE2019 #DitchJohnson pic.twitter.com/Xk27LmATBL
@twiddlekins I wouldn’t know.
@DanielOCnr @thornae @nytimes Sadly it wouldn’t, because you’d also need his driver’s licence or passport details.
@christopherneal Jesus never once mentioned chocolate.
Anyway, if your offspring run amok the first time they’re off the leash then it just means you were terrible parent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…60
Also, they’re going to be using Tinder (or Grindr) whether they partner with schoolies.com or not, so get over it.
“Parents outraged as Tinder partners with Schoolies website, fearing it promotes promiscuity.” Conversely, parents,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pM
“Could Boris Johnson lose his own seat in the election?” abc.net.au/news/2019-10-3…
Wed plan, confirmed: Laundry (done); noodles (now); 1200 back repairs, Darlinghurst; errands and administrivia; tra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YL
@nytimes This also works for me. twitter.com/WildBilbo/stat…
phlaimeaux “ROSE GOLD.” Last line of my Citizen Kane remake starring only influencers.
@JohnBirmingham Where does one get a smoking jacket? And what if one doesn’t smoke? I feel like I’m being discriminated against.
@JohnBirmingham Too late!
stephendpalley fella who owns “decentralized” token marketplace praising centralized power is some next level irony but kinda the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pg
rachelking I can’t believe this writer made it out of the interview alive.
nymag.com/intelligencer/… pic.twitter.com/nMe7sHj8Hd
geely_ash The eternal question has been answered: can you jump a last gen Range Rover? pic.twitter.com/mbNksAuJhq
@SnarkyPlatypus It was all very confusing.
@jonoabroad @R_Chirgwin @nytimes Something something steak your reputation.
@nytimes So… what we’ll need is a photo of Peter Dutton watching porn. Gotcha. twitter.com/indolentdandy/…
@nukolator Right now I use @SwiftKey on iOS, but for some reason the device keeps defaulting to the standard one ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bI
We’ve hit the @nytimes: “Australia Proposes Face Scans for Watching Online Pornography” nytimes.com/2019/10/29/wor…
smolrobots 267) Notokaybot. One of the hardest things about being Not Okay is talking about it, even to the people who love yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xk
@expectproblems And we know it’s never, even look as shiny as that. Or with people who are all clean, well-dressed,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7b
I’m really enjoying the on-point replies to this tweet. So many grievances. “WHAT ABOUT THE CITRUS EXPORTERS.” twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…
ashabeeeee My new Tinder bio twitter.com/ultimateears/s…
@ashabeeeee @P1ayerOne Oh. Yeah. That bit.
annachang For $38 million dollars I could’ve told you that wordplay demonstrates non-native English speakers are not the targ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3Q
smh Breaking: Supermarket giant Woolworths underpaid nearly 6000 of its employees as much as $300 million dollars |..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ft
@P1ayerOne @ashabeeeee I think our sympathies should be extended to @ashabeeeee simply because she’s on the Gold Coast.
@njptower A little from column A, etc.
DrAmirKhanGP Best chat up line this week, from a patient in her 80’s!
Patient: Dr Khan, you remind me of my FOURTH husband?
Me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fi
This is a hate crime. Because it has avocado in it. @ashabeeeee twitter.com/ashabeeeee/sta…
@njptower Arf!
R_Chirgwin Major data breaches all start with data collection.
Yes, this is exactly what will happen, though slightly more politely. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…
wcathcart Today @WhatsApp is taking a stand against the dangerous use of spyware. NSO Group claims they responsibly serve gov..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wZ
How Borda crawled inside is still a mystery. twitter.com/MeredithFrost/…
Payne is “strongly advocating” and mentioning country names, which is quite high on the Hollowmen scale. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
meowza Untitled spreadsheet pic.twitter.com/UIFLg9Wuox
I note that my automangle now mangles rather than corrects. I wonder what’s changed.
@GordyPls You are a good human despite what people say.
@GordyPls And yes, the idea that there’s a new model is bullshit. Thanks for thumping the quality jernalisms. :) Ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz
@GordyPls Kinda, yes, but the paired word with “normal” is “abnormal” and I proposed that they’re both normal, just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qb
@GordyPls I know you said “norm” rather than “normal” and I know what you meant but people are thick.
@GordyPls Can we please have “vastly more common” rather than “normal”? Send “quite rare” as there opposite?
ItsDanSheehan @JennyJohnsonHi5 Ask and ye shall receive pic.twitter.com/rC3i6CdwVV
ItsDanSheehan We realized that we couldn’t enter conversations one at a time because people would be like “hey you’re both corn,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DR
ItsDanSheehan My girlfriend & I went to a Halloween party dressed as corn and we didn’t know anyone so we couldn’t join conversat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…or
substitute THERE HAS BEEN A SECOND—REPEAT, A SECOND—GENDER BLAST. CITIZENS ARE ADVISED TO SHELTER IN PLACE AND AVOID GENDERSpic.twitter.com/i5qtIQrxf6f6
michaelkoziol Also known as the present twitter.com/abcnews/status…
SidwWolfe If anyone wants to know how my weekend went I totaled my car while dressed up as Carrie and everyone who was a firs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ty
@cxi Hahahahahaha!
Anyway, I will now take a little time to clear my head. More replies soon.
@munin Yeah. I was furious.
@AndeGregson Hi, and thanks. Yep, I plod along OK. Yourself?
@cxi No, he may be part of the dream too. But if so, he’s been in my dreams for 25 years and charges me money, so t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jM
@SnarkyPlatypus Good morning. Have a dream. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@i386 It got quite a bit less gay as it went along though.
Obviously this trick only works in a vivid, lucid dream. One of the side effects of my meds is that this sort of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zL
It’s worth trying a couple of times because sometimes you’re unsure, but it seems like incidental detail is being g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aj
People have asked about the trick for determining whether you’re in a (lucid) dream. Choose an incidental object, s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NF
I woke up during this huge argument. I quickly made some notes, which it why I have all this detail, but that’s all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qm
Leaving a brown splattering trail, I finally made it to the cubicles, which were hidden behind a secret door. But I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8L
I didn’t make it.
I really needed to go to the bathroom, so I searched for one. Explosive diarrhoea was imminent. But the Spanish cle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g2
Then I saw a train go past on a viaduct above the ruin. It looked like a London Underground set of some sort, but i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nR
Outside the house was a huge ruin, and as I was wandering the grounds I noticed someone projecting experimental fil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…70
Then I got into a huge argument with my mother* over a fish dish we were cooking because she wanted to put spearmin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HN
The first bit I can remember is that I had a phone in a case that was branded like Galimard’s fragrance for men, Na..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Er
Let me tell you about the dream I had last night. Ready? OK, let’s go.
PulpLibrarian How to rebuild your television to get BBC2. Practical Television, September 1966.
Those were the days… pic.twitter.com/iZrBsrNUEI
@jonoabroad @JonoH @bunjaree I think out strategy for fire is the opposite. “Fuck this, we’ll all be killed. Voom!”
@christopherneal We’re all over it. :) zdnet.com/article/home-a…
@R_Chirgwin [Cough] Yes, @AnthonyClarkAU, very [splutter] pretty. :) twitter.com/AnthonyClarkAU…
“Process for fixing Centrelink data-matching discrepancy revealed” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/proces… Thank you, @posty. #robodebt
seanparnell Forgot the govt decided to redact under #FOI parts of a consultation report showing what people thought of #FOI 😆..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tu
@jonoabroad It is, thank you. I think I was just a bit dehydrated yesterday.
@Kirstenspeak @johnthelutheran I reckon there’s plenty of life in it yet.
Wed plan, draft: Laundry and shitposting; 1200 back repairs, Darlinghurst; errands; train to Wentworth Falls, retur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vx
I see what you mean, @R_Chirgwin. The air is a bit bad, it seems. environment.nsw.gov.au/aqms/aqi.htm pic.twitter.com/fxDXuVq2fv
@R_Chirgwin Oh. Excellent. I’m looking forward to it.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Cyber Security Strategy 2020: Civil society experts slam ‘national security’ agenda” zdnet.com/article/cyber-…
jennineak The face of someone who has a Versace-themed home pic.twitter.com/GaYxmIUepd
Cloudy in Sydney, eh? pic.twitter.com/rCwF4Uh9mh
@Kirstenspeak @johnthelutheran Beautiful work. :)
Wednesday. The tallest of the trees will be named Adrian. Wednesday.