RT @rajdeut: The “Meditation Station†in the Flinders St Station underpass had some incredibly stupid pieces of advice today… #coronaviru…
Good, only one was a nasty.
Spending the first night back in the Mountains after more than two weeks away, so an important task is shooing the spiders out of the bed.
@oberonsghost @fesshole @SnarkyPlatypus It’s my regular dose of “No, it’s OK, you’re fine.â€
@fesshole @SnarkyPlatypus Or… Hmmm… https://t.co/jlLlOue1bY
@fesshole @SnarkyPlatypus Or this one. https://t.co/ofWR7k7Ggx
Today’s @fesshole glimpse for @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/aeybqF8kgz
RT @Histreepix: An investor tries to guess the location of one of the many homeless people walled up alive in Trump Tower. ARCHITECTURE! 19…
snurbbotinfo Wow, looks like Scott Morrison’s smugness has begun…
RT @swearyanthony: This is gonna be so fucken racist isn’t it. “Hello police I saw an Asian person sneeze” https://t.co/xfbEpxUbD9
Klopapiertrottelen!
PIZZICATO FIVE / イッツ・ア・ピューティフル・デイ https://t.co/BM6JhhFuPI
That should be “for which†obviously.
@ki_sekiya Never.
I am totally sure this story will be covered with empathy and nuance for the professionals of the Australian media… https://t.co/yPGw7ixLEe
Stockpile sand instead. Fill your hallway cupboards with sand! DO IT NOW! https://t.co/qjw6rax5RP
@MarkDiStef “I know what you did.†https://t.co/XA1HFp5Qn6
Tl;dr: No of course not stop being such stupid idiots.
“Coronavirus essentials: Is stocking up on toilet paper nec… https://t.co/DrpDkAW4W8
“FFS what’s wrong with you?†@MarkDiStef https://t.co/XA1HFp5Qn6
Il pleut. pic.twitter.com/9iqeXFD3MY
@brennaalane @dobes Or, and here’s another possibility, it’s two colleagues sharing a long-running joke that you’re not part of.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
#purpletrain, but not that one. pic.twitter.com/XIPWJAVzoR
@awelder Not for 65 cents a word, no.
@juhasaarinen I don’t.
@juhasaarinen Not at all.
If you’re wondering why so much journalism is he-said-she-said that’s a big part of it. Answer for salaried staffer… https://t.co/XZWGap4SiM
REMINDER: Back a few decades, feature writers and various freelance journalists were paid $1 per word. There’s obvi… https://t.co/ItWjMz6Nwx
RT @Philip_Gomes: You: a hard working AAP staffer doing the necessary nuts and bolts of journalism. Now unemployed.
Him/Her: a bullshit Fa…
@simone_au I’m not up to speed on the current economic situation, but wires are a cost-effective way to get generic… https://t.co/zReH4oAeEo
@simone_au I’m not sure that it’s a related thing.
@simone_au The ABC uses AAP, as does SBS. Both will usually mark the stories as such, but it’s not compulsory.
@simone_au @chrisjoregan Yep.
@simone_au Its closure is kinda big. Lots of media outlets rely on wire services like AAP for material they don’t h… https://t.co/aVVvLl4EjH
@simone_au It’s this. https://t.co/clr74mb3eL
Tue plan, remainder: 1518 train to Wentworth Falls; various comms stuff en route; data wrangling; quiet night.
Hearing on the latest @onthemedia that the WHO’S comms team for COVID-19 (and everything else?) is 5 people plus 5… https://t.co/NpEqYvwMo8
@JustJimWillDo @dobes Borscht is Russian Laksa.
@dobes @JustJimWillDo I can confirm that I had excellent Commie food in Vietnam.
RT @florian_krammer: That’s the right attitude. https://t.co/7PBjkiAo7u
@dobes Better check with the Senator.
@dobes Communist.
@dobes Typical comment from the liberal media elite.
Or, if you like, “Ship operates in international water.†But yes, with intent.
“High-tech Chinese research vessel detected mapping strategically important waters off WA,†just like we do to thei… https://t.co/vxb3Z6pfFa
God bless America! “When her hospital sued for unpaid bills, the judge told Zann she should have refused lifesaving… https://t.co/gpGx3h9TLI
@GreenJ But is anyone buying them?
@MsPraxis @jpwarren @trentyarwood @attacus_au @abcnews I’m just being helpful.
roweafr Anyone seen Josh? @FinancialReview #recycling pic.twitter.com/XVmMraoVkc
@jpwarren @trentyarwood @attacus_au @abcnews Peter Dutton will be distributing these. https://t.co/xrhlBIN9EZ
@jpwarren @trentyarwood @attacus_au @abcnews Internal steam cleaning, as recommended by Gwyneth Paltrow.
Once when I was at @abcadelaide we calculated how fast Australia’s toilet paper would be moving if it were all comi… https://t.co/TOUSnmqdJV
@je_au I guess we’ll have to wait to see how it unrolls.
So @dobes in this week’s “Between 2 Wars†you can look forward to the sentence “I can suddenly feel all this German anger inside my uterus.â€
attacus_au uh… @abcnews… you mean “detain and decontaminate”, right? pic.twitter.com/xAPm3bZica
naamanzhou When you make it home with a spare pack of toilet rolls pic.twitter.com/9vZNR9T9XK
Beautiful. https://t.co/Rg6nDLfF8j
If any Prime Minister were going to be across toilet paper production it would be Scott “Engadine†Morrison. https://t.co/yuurPNKmea
@GeorgeCockroft @DRWaus I haven’t gone through it yet, but yeah, it’s an amazing list when you put it all together.
“Home Affairs Investigated Home Affairs And Found That Home Affairs Didn’t Do Anything Wrong†https://t.co/x7oBOzrRuL
@expectproblems You want Chuck Tingle on your side.
@SuperCroup @DrRhysPockett Wait. Why are there crisps crumbs and cat fluff down there?
“Feeling The Bern In My Butt†by @ChuckTingle https://t.co/Dh0c4sJKgt https://t.co/9zPoazWEWX
@SuperCroup @DrRhysPockett I am familiar with this, yes.
“A timeline of digital rights legislation in Australia†from @DRWaus https://t.co/YMGtQTDVoC This looks like an excellent resource.
RT @GrogsGamut: Bizarre that anyone would think the only economic crisis is one involving the banking system… https://t.co/ZDYKDX7RVc
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Aussie Parliament’s sad cyber espionage saga is a salient lesson for othersâ€â€¦ https://t.co/ert9aOfhzL
@peterrenshaw @evcricket @R_Chirgwin Wow.
Great photos of Blue Mountains bushfire regrowth in this thread, but this is the photo that gets me. The fire burne… https://t.co/u5I6assaPR
RT @COMAUSFLT: HMAS Hobart making her approach to RAS (refuel) with HMAS Sirius during Fleet Certification Period 2020! Nothing beats a bit…
@SuperCroup @DrRhysPockett Look long fingernails are not my department.
@nikkprecel @GingerGorman @PeterGreste Fwiw, “The total number of data disclosures under the TIA Act were 655,588 i… https://t.co/Ne6e6kq7xb
This is very @RadioFreeTom content. Wrapped on the top, socks on the bottom. https://t.co/3Zkp0JRaGJ
RT @drunkenmadman: One key takeaway from this trip: Coronavirus has caused some actual grown-ass adult human beings to go out of their tiny…
“Gaetjens did not know about emails between PM’s and McKenzie’s offices, inquiry heard†https://t.co/8CuiLyHqEP Suc… https://t.co/H2DRY2Y93v
@upulie Indeed.
@upulie It’s a mullet. https://t.co/TZAiOH2LLJ Also a dad joke.
@upulie Sploof! pic.twitter.com/o9VVkEDwDt
@DrRhysPockett They look much more manageable.
Attn: @DrRhysPockett. https://t.co/26jyX4Lqh8
Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia’s surveillance laws are hitting the social license problemâ€â€¦ https://t.co/NqMGbAtplv
@BuchananBen @lawfarepodcast The pleasure was all mine, and I’ll definitely be getting the book at some stage.
RT @James_Jeffrey: Remember that time Senator Fierravanti-Wells attended at an event commemorating the establishment of the pro-Nazi Ustas…
“Transforming potato waste into a new industry for Australia†https://t.co/AFUX1LSwwz Something to bear in mind for… https://t.co/El3jx76lmY
SKYWHALE! SKYWHALE! SKYWHALE! SKYWHALE! SKYWHALE! https://t.co/gSVrlt4x5c
RT @speechleyish: When you’ve been married to Prince Philip for 72 years and ‘I’ve got a headache’ just doesn’t cut it any more. https://t.…
While I’m not a fan of biowarfare, broadly speaking, if small islands were dusted then the world wouldn’t necessari… https://t.co/nKbfrKf7NO
@juanincognito @davidgerard @juhasaarinen @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @coindesk No, I’m sure that anything that’s con… https://t.co/ZtwFWZ4hNs
RT @GreenJ: thoughts and prayers https://t.co/qsL4T1eKwK
@Zytheran Yeah but they have ethics committees and other annoying hurdles. They are so anti-science.
Listening to a @lawfarepodcast bonus edition, â@BuchananBenen on ‘The Hacker and the State’pca.st/swmm4tx4Gvm0 Very good.
@davidgerard @juhasaarinen @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @coindesk Hey why should they miss out? :)
RT @movinmeat: Hi, I’m an emergency physician. You may know me from my hits “So just how big were those ‘two’ drinks?†“This case is perfec…
@RhombusHatesYou @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @davidgerard It has. So much suffering. But here we are.
@juhasaarinen I am heartbroken, @juhasaarinen. @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @davidgerard
Hey @Senator_CFW some reading for you, you big sook. https://t.co/cBzfpnvYX6
RT @hopenothate: âš ï¸JUST PUBLISHED: The State of Hate 2020âš ï¸
Traditional far right parties have collapsed but many of their ideas have gone…
CanberraInsider Prime Minister Bob Hawke with year 10 student and future Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk pic.twitter.com/sXtgdbvZxl
Oh FFS. Though I’m not surprised. @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @davidgerard https://t.co/YuHd69e1lr
@lexiconvalley @SnarkyPlatypus @JohnHMcWhorter You’re an excellent storyteller with a unique rhythm,… https://t.co/JbHxBOSgQO
The latest @lexiconvalley is “In What Order Did Languages Arrive in Europe?†https://t.co/FrmgKZ3Sux Very… https://t.co/RHF5NrDCVr
Port Pirie should have been buried under a concrete slab decades ago, for the safety of us all, but hey it’s part o… https://t.co/7zHv991YWa
RT @TheShovel: Scott Morrison has refused to accept a proposed handshake ban, saying he will forcibly shake whoever’s hand he likes https:/…
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/2wkExNbqTU
Tue plan, outline draft: Slow start; deal with the comms backlog; certain personal tasks; poke at some writing; tra… https://t.co/HMHn72xD7z
RT @offby1: So… I just had a silly moment and bought some domains. I’m happy to set their A records to websites you build that you think…
RT @DanJCass: It’s pretty revealing if some Liberals ‘feel’ the ASIO terrorism warning was somehow about their values isn’t it? (And hypocr…
RT @ki_sekiya: #PR Tl;dr?
Don’t ever use ‘statistics’ to try to minimise the ‘seriousness’ of allegations about an organisation.
#Domest…
RT @phbarratt: Coronavirus fallout to hit Australia hard
#ScottyfromMarketing says the “government†will always put jobs first.
Not publi…
thinkdefence They are taking this technical thing a bit far now pic.twitter.com/feSrewnVEX
fictillius Sydney Trains having a bad few weeks. Can we have Howard back?
@TheNehad [Bows]
@FrKarlSinclair Hey, you were relevant to the conversation!
@TheNehad Is this a riot grrrl cover band?
RT @danilic: So sad to hear James Lipton passed away. At the age of 93 he leaves quite a mark on culture. My favourite were these ads he ap…
Well this is new. pic.twitter.com/vLGH5vpJXG
Things are broken, which is nice. https://t.co/RtMcUOP4or
This is a much more acceptable day in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/vAc7gsRTFA
Tuesday. The new hamster tastes like tea. Tuesday.