rajdeut The “Meditation Station” in the Flinders St Station underpass had some incredibly stupid pieces of advice today…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GQ
Good, only one was a nasty.
Spending the first night back in the Mountains after more than two weeks away, so an important task is shooing the spiders out of the bed.
@oberonsghost @fesshole @SnarkyPlatypus It’s my regular dose of “No, it’s OK, you’re fine.”
@fesshole @SnarkyPlatypus Or… Hmmm… twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
@fesshole @SnarkyPlatypus Or this one. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
Today’s @fesshole glimpse for @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
Histreepix An investor tries to guess the location of one of the many homeless people walled up alive in Trump Tower. ARCHITEC..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jj
snurbbotinfo Wow, looks like Scott Morrison’s smugness has begun…
swearyanthony This is gonna be so fucken racist isn’t it. “Hello police I saw an Asian person sneeze” twitter.com/smh/status/123…
Klopapiertrottelen!
PIZZICATO FIVE / イッツ・ア・ビューティフル・デイ youtube.com/watch?v=cgdy-p…
That should be “for which” obviously.
@ki_sekiya Never.
I am totally sure this story will be covered with empathy and nuance for the professionals of the Australian media..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ee
Stockpile sand instead. Fill your hallway cupboards with sand! DO IT NOW! twitter.com/UNSW/status/12…
@MarkDiStef “I know what you did.” twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…
Tl;dr: No of course not stop being such stupid idiots.
“Coronavirus essentials: Is stocking up on toilet paper nec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W8
“FFS what’s wrong with you?” @MarkDiStef twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…
Il pleut. pic.twitter.com/9iqeXFD3MY
@brennaalane @dobes Or, and here’s another possibility, it’s two colleagues sharing a long-running joke that you’re not part of.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
#purpletrain, but not that one. pic.twitter.com/XIPWJAVzoR
@awelder Not for 65 cents a word, no.
@juhasaarinen I don’t.
@juhasaarinen Not at all.
If you’re wondering why so much journalism is he-said-she-said that’s a big part of it. Answer for salaried staffer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iM
REMINDER: Back a few decades, feature writers and various freelance journalists were paid $1 per word. There’s obvi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wx
Philip_Gomes You: a hard working AAP staffer doing the necessary nuts and bolts of journalism. Now unemployed.
Him/Her: a bulls..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…em
@simone_au I’m not up to speed on the current economic situation, but wires are a cost-effective way to get generic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eo
@simone_au I’m not sure that it’s a related thing.
@simone_au The ABC uses AAP, as does SBS. Both will usually mark the stories as such, but it’s not compulsory.
@simone_au @chrisjoregan Yep.
@simone_au Its closure is kinda big. Lots of media outlets rely on wire services like AAP for material they don’t h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jH
@simone_au It’s this. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia…
Tue plan, remainder: 1518 train to Wentworth Falls; various comms stuff en route; data wrangling; quiet night.
Hearing on the latest @onthemedia that the WHO’S comms team for COVID-19 (and everything else?) is 5 people plus 5..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o8
@JustJimWillDo @dobes Borscht is Russian Laksa.
@dobes @JustJimWillDo I can confirm that I had excellent Commie food in Vietnam.
florian_krammer That’s the right attitude. twitter.com/BNODesk/status…
@dobes Better check with the Senator.
@dobes Communist.
@dobes Typical comment from the liberal media elite.
Or, if you like, “Ship operates in international water.” But yes, with intent.
“High-tech Chinese research vessel detected mapping strategically important waters off WA,” just like we do to thei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fa
God bless America! “When her hospital sued for unpaid bills, the judge told Zann she should have refused lifesaving..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LI
@GreenJ But is anyone buying them?
@MsPraxis @jpwarren @trentyarwood @attacus_au @abcnews I’m just being helpful.
roweafr Anyone seen Josh? @FinancialReview #recycling pic.twitter.com/XVmMraoVkc
@jpwarren @trentyarwood @attacus_au @abcnews Peter Dutton will be distributing these. pic.twitter.com/xrhlBIN9EZ
@jpwarren @trentyarwood @attacus_au @abcnews Internal steam cleaning, as recommended by Gwyneth Paltrow.
Once when I was at @abcadelaide we calculated how fast Australia’s toilet paper would be moving if it were all comi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JV
@je_au I guess we’ll have to wait to see how it unrolls.
So @dobes in this week’s “Between 2 Wars” you can look forward to the sentence “I can suddenly feel all this German anger inside my uterus.”
attacus_au uh… @abcnews… you mean “detain and decontaminate”, right? pic.twitter.com/xAPm3bZica
naamanzhou When you make it home with a spare pack of toilet rolls pic.twitter.com/9vZNR9T9XK
Beautiful. twitter.com/owillis/status…
If any Prime Minister were going to be across toilet paper production it would be Scott “Engadine” Morrison. twitter.com/DavidSharaz/st…
@GeorgeCockroft @DRWaus I haven’t gone through it yet, but yeah, it’s an amazing list when you put it all together.
“Home Affairs Investigated Home Affairs And Found That Home Affairs Didn’t Do Anything Wrong” buzzfeed.com/hannahryan/cas…
@expectproblems You want Chuck Tingle on your side.
@SuperCroup @DrRhysPockett Wait. Why are there crisps crumbs and cat fluff down there?
“Feeling The Bern In My Butt” by @ChuckTingle amazon.com/Feeling-Bern-B… pic.twitter.com/9zPoazWEWX
@SuperCroup @DrRhysPockett I am familiar with this, yes.
“A timeline of digital rights legislation in Australia” from @DRWaus digitalrightswatch.org.au/timeline-natse… This looks like an excellent resource.
GrogsGamut Bizarre that anyone would think the only economic crisis is one involving the banking system… twitter.com/TomMcIlroy/sta…
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Aussie Parliament’s sad cyber espionage saga is a salient lesson for others”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zL
@peterrenshaw @evcricket @R_Chirgwin Wow.
Great photos of Blue Mountains bushfire regrowth in this thread, but this is the photo that gets me. The fire burne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PR
COMAUSFLT HMAS Hobart making her approach to RAS (refuel) with HMAS Sirius during Fleet Certification Period 2020! Nothing be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v2
@SuperCroup @DrRhysPockett Look long fingernails are not my department.
@nikkprecel @GingerGorman @PeterGreste Fwiw, “The total number of data disclosures under the TIA Act were 655,588 i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xb
This is very @RadioFreeTom content. Wrapped on the top, socks on the bottom. twitter.com/drunkenmadman/…
drunkenmadman One key takeaway from this trip: Coronavirus has caused some actual grown-ass adult human beings to go out of their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DI
“Gaetjens did not know about emails between PM’s and McKenzie’s offices, inquiry heard” themandarin.com.au/126432-gaetjen… Suc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3v
@upulie Indeed.
@upulie It’s a mullet. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mullet_(f… Also a dad joke.
@upulie Sploof! pic.twitter.com/o9VVkEDwDt
@DrRhysPockett They look much more manageable.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia’s surveillance laws are hitting the social license problem”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lv
@BuchananBen @lawfarepodcast The pleasure was all mine, and I’ll definitely be getting the book at some stage.
James_Jeffrey Remember that time Senator Fierravanti-Wells attended at an event commemorating the establishment of the pro-Nazi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ks
“Transforming potato waste into a new industry for Australia” scimex.org/newsfeed/trans… Something to bear in mind for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mY
SKYWHALE! SKYWHALE! SKYWHALE! SKYWHALE! SKYWHALE! twitter.com/Aust_Parliamen…
speechleyish When you’ve been married to Prince Philip for 72 years and ‘I’ve got a headache’ just doesn’t cut it any more. twitter.com/DailyMirror/st…
While I’m not a fan of biowarfare, broadly speaking, if small islands were dusted then the world wouldn’t necessari..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NO
@juanincognito @davidgerard @juhasaarinen @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @coindesk No, I’m sure that anything that’s con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ns
GreenJ thoughts and prayers twitter.com/thehill/status…
@Zytheran Yeah but they have ethics committees and other annoying hurdles. They are so anti-science.
Listening to a @lawfarepodcast bonus edition, “@BuchananBen on ‘The Hacker and the State’” pca.st/swmm4tx4 Very good.
@davidgerard @juhasaarinen @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @coindesk Hey why should they miss out? :)
movinmeat Hi, I’m an emergency physician. You may know me from my hits “So just how big were those ‘two’ drinks?” “This case..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tU
@RhombusHatesYou @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @davidgerard It has. So much suffering. But here we are.
@juhasaarinen I am heartbroken, @juhasaarinen. @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @davidgerard
Hey @Senator_CFW some reading for you, you big sook. twitter.com/hopenothate/st…
hopenothate ⚠️JUST PUBLISHED: The State of Hate 2020⚠️
Traditional far right parties have collapsed but many of their ideas hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7c
CanberraInsider Prime Minister Bob Hawke with year 10 student and future Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk pic.twitter.com/sXtgdbvZxl
Oh FFS. Though I’m not surprised. @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @davidgerard twitter.com/MichaelRoddan/…
@lexiconvalley @SnarkyPlatypus @JohnHMcWhorter You’re an excellent storyteller with a unique rhythm,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QO
The latest @lexiconvalley is “In What Order Did Languages Arrive in Europe?” pca.st/jfm4eosa Very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vr
Port Pirie should have been buried under a concrete slab decades ago, for the safety of us all, but hey it’s part o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wa
TheShovel Scott Morrison has refused to accept a proposed handshake ban, saying he will forcibly shake whoever’s hand he likes pic.twitter.com/UGdSmxFYdX
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/sallyjsara/sta…
Tue plan, outline draft: Slow start; deal with the comms backlog; certain personal tasks; poke at some writing; tra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7z
offby1 So… I just had a silly moment and bought some domains. I’m happy to set their A records to websites you build tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lb
DanJCass It’s pretty revealing if some Liberals ‘feel’ the ASIO terrorism warning was somehow about their values isn’t it? (..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kc
ki_sekiya #PR Tl;dr?
Don’t ever use ‘statistics’ to try to minimise the ‘seriousness’ of allegations about an organisation…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U3
phbarratt Coronavirus fallout to hit Australia hard
#ScottyfromMarketing says the “government” will always put jobs first…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iB
thinkdefence They are taking this technical thing a bit far now pic.twitter.com/feSrewnVEX
fictillius Sydney Trains having a bad few weeks. Can we have Howard back?
@TheNehad [Bows]
@FrKarlSinclair Hey, you were relevant to the conversation!
@TheNehad Is this a riot grrrl cover band?
danilic So sad to hear James Lipton passed away. At the age of 93 he leaves quite a mark on culture. My favourite were thes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nO
Well this is new. pic.twitter.com/vLGH5vpJXG
Things are broken, which is nice. twitter.com/Ng88Mr/status/…
This is a much more acceptable day in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/vAc7gsRTFA
Tuesday. The new hamster tastes like tea. Tuesday.