Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 4th, 2020

JamColley @DrYobbo Older generations would see a baboon rush and be sorted for a lifetime. You come back thirty years later,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…du

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JamColley The speed at which we shifted from baboons on the loose to shortages of toilet paper is another example of Australi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sp

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derridalicious my “not haunted” sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign pic.twitter.com/ZjYxJSpK47

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kels_316 As always in this stupid, stupid nation, the best apocalypse preparation you can do is to know who the peppers are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6z

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stilgherrian “The tersorium was shared by people using public latrines. To clean the sponge, they simply washed it in a bucket w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz

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stilgherrian DEAR AUSTRALIA: The xylospongium or tersorium, also known as sponge on a stick, was a hygienic utensil used by anci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xp

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stilgherrian Here’s the recipe for deleting your LinkedIn account. groovypost.com/howto/delete-l… And then go to the data deletion form..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…An

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stilgherrian Pro Tip: Neither end of the pineapple is good.

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stilgherrian … as a cabbage-white butterfly. From now on all government department experiences will be defined as types of buttetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…VXay

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It turns out there was at least twice as much interest in toilet paper as there was last night. Add up the area und..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LI

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GuardianAus Australian Signals Directorate has already spied on Australians, boss confirms theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Also, this was for “Senator Fawcett” the other day. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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itslittletunny “shrink-wrapping” is when dinosaur reconstructions follow too closely along the outline of a skeleton, and can end..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l7

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@R_Chirgwin @glengyron What? That the Moon was constructed by aliens?

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@purserj Not at all. Swearing is childish.

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firstdogonmoon I would vote for this twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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Coronavirus. Corona = crown. Crown = five shillings. Fifty cents. This is the 50centvirus and it will destroy our b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9R

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@drearyclocks The first three words of that tweet should have been enough. You know the answer.

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My search history is a train wreck.

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@dobes @rohan_p @jeamland Oh they were THAT sort of figurines. Sigh.

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Though you also get this photo of a younger Harry Windsor, so there’s that. pic.twitter.com/yFxqCM7ELd

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It is my sad duty to report that a Google Images search on “fit nazi shirtless” produces images which are mostly no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rF

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@NewtonMark I think it’s because Scott Morrison is the spitting image of fit Aryan perfection. pic.twitter.com/8Bojr777O7

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StephenMcDonell Some solid advice right here: wisdom from the old days… twitter.com/docmartinhk/st…

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@JodiMcKayMP “Something went wrong it’s the government’s fault why are they so bad whine whine whine” isn’t even ki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wC

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@JodiMcKayMP Honestly, what is it with NSW political parties that makes them even more stupid than elsewhere?

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@JodiMcKayMP It’s also fair to say that the problems were caused in a large part by decades of underinvestment by y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mM

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So, @JodiMcKayMP, this word “failsafe”. It means that if something fails (a derailment, say) things default to safe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…si

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purserj God bless you you patriotic bog roll manufacturer. twitter.com/7NewsAdelaide/…

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laurelchor My fully-boarded flight from London to Milan. pic.twitter.com/VlOYnLFElJ

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hughriminton Authorities say the threat in Australia is “evolving” with an 82yo man diagnosed with the disease at a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pp

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katinacurtis Cracker story from @CoughlanMatt out of - The Fair Work Commission’s deputy president was forced to remo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2e

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joeleeds_motd the Roll Nine yards..

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dobes QUOLL!!! twitter.com/TimHendo7/stat…

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mattcdef2000 What you need to do and not do in the event of self-isolation (via @SAHealth) twitter.com/SAHealth/statu…

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WtfRenaissance Hey girl. Wanna come over and use some of my toilet paper? pic.twitter.com/M6tAhFFfBm

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ben_hr Someone’s taking “teaching the workers of tomorrow” too literally. pic.twitter.com/c5Rfc1EXvH

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MicroSFF Car dealer: This car is fully autonomous.”
Me: “Impressive! Can it talk?”
Car dealer: “Of course!”
Me, to car: “Are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gE

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JesseJonesAU *quack quack quack*

*quack quack quack*

Boomer: That’s my phone

Everyone: We know

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@R_Chirgwin Ah yes, SS Montgomery is a fascinating wreck, and it’ll be getting more unstable year by year.

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zyzzyvamedia Mental note: when trying to bait , frozen peas are apparently much more effective tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wT

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JohnBirmingham Hear me out. What if this asteroid is an ASSteroid? Well? Huh? Feel like judging the toilet paper hoarders now?

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samanthamaiden Hard to decide if this will expose us to the world as a nation of dickheads or deliver a stirring moment of nationa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qJ

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@HxCMurderotica Yeah I’m not sure she’s thought this through, but then fear doesn’t work that way. Sigh. Humans, eh?

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I do love the expression of total engagement* on Trump’s face. twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/s…

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@HxCMurderotica She knows it won’t affect a virus, right?

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Australia to consult famed artist Christo to prepare the nation’s coronavirus defences. pic.twitter.com/QA0g1wOU3a

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10Daily Staff block off the aisle as they frantically replenish toilet paper supplies at Coles Hornsby last night…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sj

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There’s a public hearing in the feral deer, pigs, and goats inquiry in Sydney on 18 March. aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_… No program yet.

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@moylecroft Not in the terms of reference. aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_… In any event emus count as native fauna not fera..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OB

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@Davidramli @AndrewThorpe This is the commodity pricing we need.

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If you have enjoyed this feral deer, pig, and goat coverage please consider throwing a few dollars into the tip jar. stilgherrian.com/tip/

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All this and more can be found in the latest three answers to questions on notice from the Senate Inquiry into the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XX

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MattWadeSMH Demand for toilet paper at Mount Druitt Coles is so high today there’s a security guard stationed permanently in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rb

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@BlogsofWar I’ll definitely keep my eyes open but wombats can be surly and uncooperative little bastards.

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“The NFF [National Farmers Federation] understands that Australian Pork Limited has been contracted to deliver the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gm

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“Interviews were conducted with peri-urban residents in the Toowoomba area who have an interest in wild dog control..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sa

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wellmaywesay This absurd country twitter.com/7NewsAdelaide/…

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AndrewThorpe We laugh, but these people are about to rule over us as kings. twitter.com/SoniaCrestpac/…

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I mean, you wouldn’t want uncoordinated feral pigs, right?

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Here’s something I’d missed. “Australia establishes National Feral Pig Coordinator to tackle feral pig population a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kw

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StanCarey Norman French dialects had ‘w’ where Parisian had ‘gu’. English took from both – hence pairs like warden/guardian and warranty/guarantee.

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CanberraInsider A computer is unloaded at Canberra Airport, 1973 pic.twitter.com/JwbpgQEZRP

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cameronwilson I couldn’t find any individuals or groups who had top performing posts about it on FB or on the web. Just news orgs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ll

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cameronwilson The most popular piece of content on FB about it is a 7News Sydney video doesn’t include any info why you shouldn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gl

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cameronwilson NEW: I looked into why everyone is losing their minds about toilet paper (even tho experts there’s no reason 2 worr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eu

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HartWexford To be fair: Biden might get mixed up between his wife and his sister, but Trump gets mixed up between his daughter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pj

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70s_party They’re creepy and they’re kooky
Mysterious and spooky pic.twitter.com/O1qoyzpZTM

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@BlogsofWar The 1920s were a time of such confidence, at least to start with.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The Potato Animals will savage you while you sleep.

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svdate To date, the president has spent $133.7 million of taxpayer money to play golf.

That is 334 years worth of preside..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R8

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s a lot of people being hit atm so I guess you’ll just have to ride it out with some comfort..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fc

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expectproblems Yeah there’s a suspicious lack of spare bog rolls in the toilets at work..twitter.com/verbaliza/stat…5G

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@VirginAustralia At least you didn’t make a joke about a paper plane. :)

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dippizuka what the genuine actual fuck twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

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best_in_dumbest We can’t spell
“Champagne”
without “Ham” pic.twitter.com/npXSc01xhh

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@rj_baird I thought that said “mosquitos” at first and quite frankly that was the better idea.

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@jpwarren @NuclearAnthro Tag yourself! I’m Bizarre Crises.

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@juhasaarinen @Mozziebites Welcome to Climate Change Effect #8993.

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@jpwarren @manpageman @moylecroft @jeamland @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I will have to stop and think about that on Reflection Common.

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Hey @jpwarren maybe you need a scale like this for Australian FOI work too. @NuclearAnthro twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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Google Trends search stats for “toilet paper” in Australia, last seven days. It’s still rising as Wednesday progres..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F5

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bennpackham @AndrewBGreene @CDF_Aust @ScottMorrisonMP Defence just revealed it has 145 people in its media section!

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This is just trolling. Also, I fell for your attempted viral marketing tweet, @VirginAustralia, and now I hate myse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b6

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@DavidFeng @billbirtles Try ordering toilet paper and see what happens.

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@Davelennonabc Ah right. “Near” the toilet paper aisle. So also near all manner of other aisles. Sigh.

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Mozziebites Last week we broke the local record for most number of mosquitoes in a single trap (~27k) but looking at this week’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4N

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… as a cabbage-white butterfly. From now on all government department experiences will be defined as types of buttetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…VXay

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NickyWill100 The Animals don’t look enchanted twitter.com/Alabandine_/st…

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wesleysmorgan Taliban love having Sufi poets quoted to them, I hear 😬 twitter.com/tomgara/status…

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Pro Tip: Neither end of the pineapple is good.

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rothschildmd Why settle for a crazy conspiracy theory when you can strive for a *really* crazy conspiracy theory? twitter.com/BardsOfWar/sta…

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@aleeb88 Everything makes complete sense if you drink enough.

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jason_a_w Coronavirus is throwing up some peculiar ironies. Like Australian boomers becoming the focus of a “stop the boats”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FY

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dannolan Right now there’s a panic meeting at the AMA with doctors lobbying the government to make toilet paper prescription only

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ashleyn1cole Today I completed a chore I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this.

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Hey Kids! Something like 2% of your Let’s Encrypt certificates may be broken.
community.letsencrypt.org/t/2020-02-29-c…
letsencrypt.org/caaproblem/

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I would like to know more about the pineapple, @EffinBirds. twitter.com/EffinBirds/sta…

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RichardTuffin When you hear @JoshFrydenberg boasting about GDP figures today as you undoubtedly will, take into account they don’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jc

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nedprice The American President had a phone call with the head of the Taliban… and the American people learn about it from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rM

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dobes Please to announce my candidacy for Australian President, on a platform of TOILET PAPER FOR ALL.

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@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli What skills are the recommendations for?

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I just tweeted a few highlights (lowlights?) from today’s @WHO briefing, including a link, but here’s the whole thr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9o

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WHO @DrTedros “We can’t stop without protecting .
Prices of surgical masks have increased six-fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WU

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WHO @DrTedros “Third, we have vaccines & therapeutics for seasonal flu, but at the moment there is no vaccine & no spec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RS

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WHO @DrTedros “Globally, about 3.4% of reported cases have died. By comparison, seasonal flu generally kills f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lv

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WHO @DrTedros The full briefing on by @DrTedros 👉 bit.ly/2PDR9or pic.twitter.com/lnCaGcPR9g

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Here’s the recipe for deleting your LinkedIn account. groovypost.com/howto/delete-l… And then go to the data deletion form..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…An

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I HAVE FINALLY, RIGHT NOW, DELETED MY LINKEDIN ACCOUNT.

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@munin Australia really is quite strange right now.

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Why yes, I do think I’ll end up just shitposting on Twitter all day.

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Pinboard Bloomberg is somewhere tonight asking nervous staffers why his terminal only shows results from American Samoa pic.twitter.com/YG4a7VTcFy

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CORRECTION: Both @dobes and @jpwarren will love this one. twitter.com/silviakillings…

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NSWRFS A heartfelt thank you to all of the school students that have spent time making thank you cards for firefighters an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1U

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quinncy “Kentucky Meat Shower” sounds like something you don’t want to look up in urban dictionary but DAMN IT, IT HAPPENED..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YK

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@EmmaSachsse @JohnBirmingham You should throw something at him. For me.

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mwyres BREAKING: Live view of an Australian toilet… pic.twitter.com/f68DoGsIom

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@dobes @DrRhysPockett @trentyarwood And how is it that press corps members as a bloc went along with the gag?

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djbaskin I went to my local Costco today and replaced the signs for sold out items like toilet paper and bottled water with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8T

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silviakillings This is a truly amazing caption and photo pairing pic.twitter.com/hY1sObY5ut

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes @TimeGhostTV There is a really bad Colonel Klink reference in this week’s “Between 2 Wars”, w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CH

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes @TimeGhostTV I have deleted that tweet then, and will set something to fire off appropriately..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y4

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@DaisyB_77 @_ClaireConnelly @sicksadhack @snurb_dot_info @TomSear “Told that there were reports” is very bad sourcing. :)

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@dobes @TimeGhostTV Oops, I hope I didn’t just break embargo on that. I think I did ‘cos I got the timezones wrong.

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@dobes @TimeGhostTV It starts at 0600 Hawaii local time, so whatever that is. Yes, 8 Dec our time.

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ErrataRob Remember kids: don’t get so depressed by the election results, there’s still hope. twitter.com/Daily_Express/…

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@mediahaze Ah, so it’s a species of brain worm. Gotcha.

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“The tersorium was shared by people using public latrines. To clean the sponge, they simply washed it in a bucket w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz

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DEAR AUSTRALIA: The xylospongium or tersorium, also known as sponge on a stick, was a hygienic utensil used by anci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xp

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Except for the so-called trustworthy news of course. twitter.com/elisethoma5/st…

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“So far, there’s no obvious sign of toilet paper-related disinfo here.” This is our world now. twitter.com/snurb_dot_info…

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December quarter NSW crime stats are out from @BOCSAR. bocsar.nsw.gov.au/Pages/bocsar_n… The two crimes trending up statewide..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2W

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mediahaze @JazzTwemlow Toilet paper is the prison cigarettes of the apocalypse

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KateDahls I are not believe you. pic.twitter.com/hHtdZ2FHIs

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strom_m Blaming the ABC for @AAPNewswire demise? Does not compute. twitter.com/p_hannam/statu…

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“The CIA Hacking Group (APT-C-39) Conducts Cyber-Espionage Operation on China’s Critical Industries for 11 Years”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u4

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EBKania The APT1 report was a wake-up call for the Chinese government with regard to the feasibility of attribution and pot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mx

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EBKania I remember five years ago when I was an intern at @FireEye and reading Qihoo’s report on OceanLotus. I wondered at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eg

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Pinboard Every camera has a video feature, but not every reporter has a spine twitter.com/Acosta/status/…

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dobes Australians are so casually racist twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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Today’s @7ampodcast “Labor’s climate smokescreen” indicates just how fucked Australia is these days. pca.st/00vwsxjy

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TheNTNews LOOKS LIKE TERRITORIANS DON’T GIVE A SHIT pic.twitter.com/8XH9dOt4ct

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NewtonMark Today, when you’re at work, if you find out one of your colleagues has been panic-buying forklift pallets full of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nD

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adamliaw If you are one of the people who has panic-bought a 6-month supply of toilet paper I think you should go home and l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bo

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Just look at this bullshit. It’s like 13yo’s in a school playground. pic.twitter.com/1OvJ8C8eHO

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! “Twitter Employees Show Support For Embattled CEO With Hashtag” buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanma… What brown-tongues.

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Wait. Super Tuesday is today in the US? (It’s already well into Wednesday here.) I might as well scoop out my brain now.

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russelneiss Remember when the biggest political argument of the day was whether or not the Dixie Chicks hated America?

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@riskybusiness Hahaha I just retweeted this to @thegrugq. It’s beautiful work.

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dobes I’ve traded all my tulips for toilet paper. I’ve gone in big.

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@joshgnosis I definitely want to know more though. :)

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@LLah_Nomis @JohnBirmingham @cameronwilson Yep, because that’s when everything goes to shit. [Bows]

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@joshgnosis My guess is an open window or air vent or something. Rod goes in through a narrow gap, and hook the jewellery from there.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia’s surveillance laws are hitting the social license problem”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tj

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Tueasday: “Aussie Parliament’s sad cyber espionage saga is a salient lesson for others”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ct

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Wed plan, draft: Slow start with fried rice, because weather; sort out all my comms and notes and plans and things;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HI

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I think @dobes will like the Barnaby Joyce caricature. twitter.com/moir_alan/stat…

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@jeamland @dobes @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Thanks. I suspect the whole area is called “Innovation”. My address is 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PE

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@NewtonMark @obi1666 I didn’t feel brave enough to say “mostly for cooling” even though they were the applications..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rk

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cameronwilson Australian society is rapidly separating into the toilet paper haves & have-nots

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@obi1666 That’s more a question for @NewtonMark. They can be all sort of things, but he may know specifically what they are in this case.

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Did @JohnBirmingham consider this aspect sufficiently in his current audiobook series? I’m trying to remember wheth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y3

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It’s a very soggy day in the Blue Mountains today. I too feel a bit drab. pic.twitter.com/62O0Hb6aWd

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Wednesday. Turn on all of the appliances. One of them is bound to be appropriate. Wednesday.

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