JamColley @DrYobbo Older generations would see a baboon rush and be sorted for a lifetime. You come back thirty years later,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…du
JamColley The speed at which we shifted from baboons on the loose to shortages of toilet paper is another example of Australi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sp

derridalicious my “not haunted” sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign pic.twitter.com/ZjYxJSpK47
kels_316 As always in this stupid, stupid nation, the best apocalypse preparation you can do is to know who the peppers are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6z
stilgherrian “The tersorium was shared by people using public latrines. To clean the sponge, they simply washed it in a bucket w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz
stilgherrian DEAR AUSTRALIA: The xylospongium or tersorium, also known as sponge on a stick, was a hygienic utensil used by anci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xp
stilgherrian Here’s the recipe for deleting your LinkedIn account. groovypost.com/howto/delete-l… And then go to the data deletion form..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…An
stilgherrian Pro Tip: Neither end of the pineapple is good.
stilgherrian … as a cabbage-white butterfly. From now on all government department experiences will be defined as types of buttetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…VXay
It turns out there was at least twice as much interest in toilet paper as there was last night. Add up the area und..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LI
GuardianAus Australian Signals Directorate has already spied on Australians, boss confirms theguardian.com/australia-news…
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Also, this was for “Senator Fawcett” the other day. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p This is truly beautiful!
itslittletunny “shrink-wrapping” is when dinosaur reconstructions follow too closely along the outline of a skeleton, and can end..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l7
@oberonsghost @R_Chirgwin @glengyron That’s what they want you to think.
@R_Chirgwin @glengyron What? That the Moon was constructed by aliens?
@purserj Not at all. Swearing is childish.
firstdogonmoon I would vote for this twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…
@irisherself I’m a professional.
@robcorr @JodiMcKayMP We are not talking about that. This one. abc.net.au/news/2020-03-0…
Coronavirus. Corona = crown. Crown = five shillings. Fifty cents. This is the 50centvirus and it will destroy our b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9R
@drearyclocks The first three words of that tweet should have been enough. You know the answer.
My search history is a train wreck.

Though you also get this photo of a younger Harry Windsor, so there’s that. pic.twitter.com/yFxqCM7ELd
It is my sad duty to report that a Google Images search on “fit nazi shirtless” produces images which are mostly no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rF

@NewtonMark I think it’s because Scott Morrison is the spitting image of fit Aryan perfection. pic.twitter.com/8Bojr777O7
StephenMcDonell Some solid advice right here: wisdom from the old days… twitter.com/docmartinhk/st…
@paulwiggins @JodiMcKayMP You are a sick puppy.
@JodiMcKayMP “Something went wrong it’s the government’s fault why are they so bad whine whine whine” isn’t even ki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wC
@JodiMcKayMP Honestly, what is it with NSW political parties that makes them even more stupid than elsewhere?
@JodiMcKayMP It’s also fair to say that the problems were caused in a large part by decades of underinvestment by y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mM
So, @JodiMcKayMP, this word “failsafe”. It means that if something fails (a derailment, say) things default to safe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…si
@arizclint Or me my knowledge base. :)
purserj God bless you you patriotic bog roll manufacturer. twitter.com/7NewsAdelaide/…

laurelchor My fully-boarded flight from London to Milan. #Covid_19 pic.twitter.com/VlOYnLFElJ
hughriminton Authorities say the #coronavirus threat in Australia is “evolving” with an 82yo man diagnosed with the disease at a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pp
katinacurtis Cracker story from @CoughlanMatt out of #estimates - The Fair Work Commission’s deputy president was forced to remo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2e
joeleeds_motd #toiletpapermovies the Roll Nine yards..
dobes QUOLL!!! twitter.com/TimHendo7/stat…
@arizclint We call them STIs these days.
mattcdef2000 What you need to do and not do in the event of #coronavirus self-isolation (via @SAHealth) twitter.com/SAHealth/statu…

WtfRenaissance Hey girl. Wanna come over and use some of my toilet paper? pic.twitter.com/M6tAhFFfBm

ben_hr Someone’s taking “teaching the workers of tomorrow” too literally. pic.twitter.com/c5Rfc1EXvH
MicroSFF Car dealer: This car is fully autonomous.”
Me: “Impressive! Can it talk?”
Car dealer: “Of course!”
Me, to car: “Are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gE
JesseJonesAU *quack quack quack*
*quack quack quack*
Boomer: That’s my phone
Everyone: We know
@R_Chirgwin A bit like me.
@R_Chirgwin Ah yes, SS Montgomery is a fascinating wreck, and it’ll be getting more unstable year by year.
zyzzyvamedia Mental note: when trying to bait #coronavirus #disasterpreppers, frozen peas are apparently much more effective tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wT
JohnBirmingham Hear me out. What if this asteroid is an ASSteroid? Well? Huh? Feel like judging the toilet paper hoarders now?
@leifnixon Arf!
samanthamaiden Hard to decide if this will expose us to the world as a nation of dickheads or deliver a stirring moment of nationa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qJ
@HxCMurderotica Yeah I’m not sure she’s thought this through, but then fear doesn’t work that way. Sigh. Humans, eh?
Because they’re fuckwits. twitter.com/frankarr/statu…
I do love the expression of total engagement* on Trump’s face. twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/s…
@HxCMurderotica She knows it won’t affect a virus, right?
@glengyron @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark @dobes Sigh.
Too niche?

Australia to consult famed artist Christo to prepare the nation’s coronavirus defences. pic.twitter.com/QA0g1wOU3a
10Daily Staff block off the aisle as they frantically replenish toilet paper supplies at Coles Hornsby last night…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sj

Still climbing. Wait until people get home from work. trends.google.com/trends/explore… pic.twitter.com/mYjERikAIC
There’s a public hearing in the feral deer, pigs, and goats inquiry in Sydney on 18 March. aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_… No program yet.
@snurb_dot_info That whip would come in handy.
@moylecroft Not in the terms of reference. aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_… In any event emus count as native fauna not fera..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OB
@Davidramli @AndrewThorpe This is the commodity pricing we need.
@snurb_dot_info True. :(
If you have enjoyed this feral deer, pig, and goat coverage please consider throwing a few dollars into the tip jar. stilgherrian.com/tip/
All this and more can be found in the latest three answers to questions on notice from the Senate Inquiry into the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XX
MattWadeSMH Demand for toilet paper at Mount Druitt Coles is so high today there’s a security guard stationed permanently in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rb
@BlogsofWar I’ll definitely keep my eyes open but wombats can be surly and uncooperative little bastards.
“The NFF [National Farmers Federation] understands that Australian Pork Limited has been contracted to deliver the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gm

GAME OVER FOR DEER IN NSW. pic.twitter.com/BggBNzVfGc
“Interviews were conducted with peri-urban residents in the Toowoomba area who have an interest in wild dog control..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sa

We also have a “Feral deer aggregator”. pic.twitter.com/yzXbXTYXWw
wellmaywesay This absurd country twitter.com/7NewsAdelaide/…
@snurb_dot_info I’d go Bob Katter for this one.
AndrewThorpe We laugh, but these people are about to rule over us as kings. twitter.com/SoniaCrestpac/…
I mean, you wouldn’t want uncoordinated feral pigs, right?
Here’s something I’d missed. “Australia establishes National Feral Pig Coordinator to tackle feral pig population a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kw
StanCarey Norman French dialects had ‘w’ where Parisian had ‘gu’. English took from both – hence pairs like warden/guardian and warranty/guarantee.

CanberraInsider A computer is unloaded at Canberra Airport, 1973 pic.twitter.com/JwbpgQEZRP
cameronwilson I couldn’t find any individuals or groups who had top performing posts about it on FB or on the web. Just news orgs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ll
cameronwilson The most popular piece of content on FB about it is a 7News Sydney video doesn’t include any info why you shouldn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gl
cameronwilson NEW: I looked into why everyone is losing their minds about toilet paper (even tho experts there’s no reason 2 worr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eu
HartWexford To be fair: Biden might get mixed up between his wife and his sister, but Trump gets mixed up between his daughter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pj
@BlogsofWar @elonmusk We really don’t.
@SnarkyPlatypus Here you go. This is much better. twitter.com/70s_party/stat…

70s_party They’re creepy and they’re kooky
Mysterious and spooky pic.twitter.com/O1qoyzpZTM
@BlogsofWar The 1920s were a time of such confidence, at least to start with.
The Dornier Do X continues to amaze me. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dornier_D… twitter.com/AeroDork/statu…
@SnarkyPlatypus The Potato Animals will savage you while you sleep.
svdate To date, the president has spent $133.7 million of taxpayer money to play golf.
That is 334 years worth of preside..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R8
@SnarkyPlatypus There’s a lot of people being hit atm so I guess you’ll just have to ride it out with some comfort..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fc
expectproblems Yeah there’s a suspicious lack of spare bog rolls in the toilets at work..twitter.com/verbaliza/stat…5G
@VirginAustralia At least you didn’t make a joke about a paper plane. :)
Of course they did. twitter.com/AmyRemeikis/st…
dippizuka what the genuine actual fuck twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

best_in_dumbest We can’t spell
“Champagne”
without “Ham” pic.twitter.com/npXSc01xhh
@rj_baird I thought that said “mosquitos” at first and quite frankly that was the better idea.
@jpwarren @NuclearAnthro Tag yourself! I’m Bizarre Crises.
@juhasaarinen @Mozziebites Welcome to Climate Change Effect #8993.
@purplepumprnckl @jpwarren @NuclearAnthro This is true.
@jpwarren @manpageman @moylecroft @jeamland @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I will have to stop and think about that on Reflection Common.
@jpwarren @NuclearAnthro We just say FOI here, Marty.
Hey @jpwarren maybe you need a scale like this for Australian FOI work too. @NuclearAnthro twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…
@expectproblems Also, here we are. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@jetztgibtshaue THIS CALLS FOR SCIENCE!
Google Trends search stats for “toilet paper” in Australia, last seven days. It’s still rising as Wednesday progres..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F5
@moylecroft @jeamland @dobes @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus One of the Wisdoms for me.
@moylecroft @GordyPls @jpwarren @jeamland I ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY.
bennpackham @AndrewBGreene @CDF_Aust @ScottMorrisonMP Defence just revealed it has 145 people in its media section!
This is just trolling. Also, I fell for your attempted viral marketing tweet, @VirginAustralia, and now I hate myse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b6
@DavidFeng @billbirtles Try ordering toilet paper and see what happens.
@glengyron Burn it all to the ground.
@Davelennonabc Ah right. “Near” the toilet paper aisle. So also near all manner of other aisles. Sigh.
@Davelennonabc But toilet-paper related or not?
Mozziebites Last week we broke the local record for most number of mosquitoes in a single trap (~27k) but looking at this week’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4N
Here we go..twitter.com/2GB873/status/…MB
… as a cabbage-white butterfly. From now on all government department experiences will be defined as types of buttetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…VXay
NickyWill100 The Animals don’t look enchanted twitter.com/Alabandine_/st…
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @rohan_p @glengyron This is quite the rabbit-. twitter.com/BardsOfWar/sta…
@glengyron Or a new pineapple.
wesleysmorgan Taliban love having Sufi poets quoted to them, I hear 😬 twitter.com/tomgara/status…
Pro Tip: Neither end of the pineapple is good.
rothschildmd Why settle for a crazy conspiracy theory when you can strive for a *really* crazy conspiracy theory? twitter.com/BardsOfWar/sta…
@aleeb88 Everything makes complete sense if you drink enough.
@EmmaSachsse @JohnBirmingham GODDAMMIT BIRMINGHAM.
jason_a_w Coronavirus is throwing up some peculiar ironies. Like Australian boomers becoming the focus of a “stop the boats”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FY
dannolan Right now there’s a panic meeting at the AMA with doctors lobbying the government to make toilet paper prescription only
ashleyn1cole Today I completed a chore I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this.
There’s a checker thingy at checkhost.unboundtest.com.
Hey Kids! Something like 2% of your Let’s Encrypt certificates may be broken.
community.letsencrypt.org/t/2020-02-29-c…
letsencrypt.org/caaproblem/
@EffinBirds Fair point.
HAHAHAHAHAHA NO. #eightmoreyears twitter.com/WestWingReport…
I would like to know more about the pineapple, @EffinBirds. twitter.com/EffinBirds/sta…
@ifreelydissent You’re more than welcome.
RichardTuffin When you hear @JoshFrydenberg boasting about GDP figures today as you undoubtedly will, take into account they don’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jc
nedprice The American President had a phone call with the head of the Taliban… and the American people learn about it from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rM
dobes Please to announce my candidacy for Australian President, on a platform of TOILET PAPER FOR ALL.
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli What skills are the recommendations for?
I just tweeted a few highlights (lowlights?) from today’s @WHO briefing, including a link, but here’s the whole thr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9o
WHO @DrTedros “We can’t stop #COVID19 without protecting #healthworkers.
Prices of surgical masks have increased six-fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WU
WHO @DrTedros “Third, we have vaccines & therapeutics for seasonal flu, but at the moment there is no vaccine & no spec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RS
WHO @DrTedros “Globally, about 3.4% of reported #COVID19 cases have died. By comparison, seasonal flu generally kills f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lv

WHO @DrTedros The full briefing on #COVID19 by @DrTedros 👉 bit.ly/2PDR9or pic.twitter.com/lnCaGcPR9g
@danziffer Perhaps like you just did. :P
@terencehuynh Oh they know how to find me. Alas.
@Headwellred I hate you. :P
Here’s the recipe for deleting your LinkedIn account. groovypost.com/howto/delete-l… And then go to the data deletion form..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…An
I HAVE FINALLY, RIGHT NOW, DELETED MY LINKEDIN ACCOUNT.
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @jpwarren There’s a whole Valley full of them.
@munin Australia really is quite strange right now.

Apparently it’s #toiletpapergate now. pic.twitter.com/ztIYxsK8VL
Why yes, I do think I’ll end up just shitposting on Twitter all day.

Pinboard Bloomberg is somewhere tonight asking nervous staffers why his terminal only shows results from American Samoa pic.twitter.com/YG4a7VTcFy
CORRECTION: Both @dobes and @jpwarren will love this one. twitter.com/silviakillings…
NSWRFS A heartfelt thank you to all of the school students that have spent time making thank you cards for firefighters an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1U
quinncy “Kentucky Meat Shower” sounds like something you don’t want to look up in urban dictionary but DAMN IT, IT HAPPENED..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YK
@EmmaSachsse @JohnBirmingham You should throw something at him. For me.

mwyres BREAKING: Live view of an Australian toilet… pic.twitter.com/f68DoGsIom
@dobes @DrRhysPockett @trentyarwood And how is it that press corps members as a bloc went along with the gag?
djbaskin I went to my local Costco today and replaced the signs for sold out items like toilet paper and bottled water with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8T

silviakillings This is a truly amazing caption and photo pairing pic.twitter.com/hY1sObY5ut
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @TimeGhostTV There is a really bad Colonel Klink reference in this week’s “Between 2 Wars”, w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CH
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @TimeGhostTV I have deleted that tweet then, and will set something to fire off appropriately..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y4
@DaisyB_77 @_ClaireConnelly @sicksadhack @snurb_dot_info @TomSear “Told that there were reports” is very bad sourcing. :)
@dobes @TimeGhostTV Oops, I hope I didn’t just break embargo on that. I think I did ‘cos I got the timezones wrong.

@dobes @TimeGhostTV Here you go. pic.twitter.com/NQFUG9vtSh
@dobes @TimeGhostTV It starts at 0600 Hawaii local time, so whatever that is. Yes, 8 Dec our time.
ErrataRob Remember kids: don’t get so depressed by the election results, there’s still hope. twitter.com/Daily_Express/…
@mediahaze Ah, so it’s a species of brain worm. Gotcha.
“The tersorium was shared by people using public latrines. To clean the sponge, they simply washed it in a bucket w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz
DEAR AUSTRALIA: The xylospongium or tersorium, also known as sponge on a stick, was a hygienic utensil used by anci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xp
Except for the so-called trustworthy news of course. twitter.com/elisethoma5/st…
“So far, there’s no obvious sign of toilet paper-related disinfo here.” This is our world now. twitter.com/snurb_dot_info…
@snurb_dot_info @elisethoma5 @sicksadhack @_ClaireConnelly @TomSear @bencjenkins @cameronwilson Thanks, Axel. “So f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O5
God bless America. Ping @DrRhysPockett @trentyarwood. twitter.com/ericuman/statu…
@glengyron @jeamland @dobes @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Milpitas is a shithole.
@franksting @jeamland @dobes @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus My guess is that those factories were demolished and the pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ml
December quarter NSW crime stats are out from @BOCSAR. bocsar.nsw.gov.au/Pages/bocsar_n… The two crimes trending up statewide..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2W
mediahaze @JazzTwemlow Toilet paper is the prison cigarettes of the apocalypse

KateDahls I are not believe you. pic.twitter.com/hHtdZ2FHIs
@elisethoma5 @sicksadhack @_ClaireConnelly @snurb_dot_info @TomSear @bencjenkins @cameronwilson Cameron has been do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6q
strom_m Blaming the ABC for @AAPNewswire demise? Does not compute. twitter.com/p_hannam/statu…
“The CIA Hacking Group (APT-C-39) Conducts Cyber-Espionage Operation on China’s Critical Industries for 11 Years”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u4
@elisethoma5 @sicksadhack @_ClaireConnelly @snurb_dot_info @TomSear @bencjenkins @cameronwilson Heh. Yeah as I said..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wu
EBKania The APT1 report was a wake-up call for the Chinese government with regard to the feasibility of attribution and pot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mx
EBKania I remember five years ago when I was an intern at @FireEye and reading Qihoo’s report on OceanLotus. I wondered at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eg

@jeamland @dobes @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus HAHAHAHA! Just a short distance from Innovation… pic.twitter.com/Nuy9Ej8bGE
Pinboard Every camera has a video feature, but not every reporter has a spine twitter.com/Acosta/status/…
@Tobias_Keller @snurb_dot_info @_ClaireConnelly @sicksadhack @TomSear @Timothyjgraham @antmandan That dip in the pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e6
@kutinnaku @czhedgehog @dobes It’s not a flu either.
@Tobias_Keller @snurb_dot_info @_ClaireConnelly @sicksadhack @TomSear @Timothyjgraham @antmandan Google Trends sear..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u2
dobes Australians are so casually racist twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…
Today’s @7ampodcast “Labor’s climate smokescreen” indicates just how fucked Australia is these days. pca.st/00vwsxjy

TheNTNews LOOKS LIKE TERRITORIANS DON’T GIVE A SHIT #toiletpaper pic.twitter.com/8XH9dOt4ct
NewtonMark Today, when you’re at work, if you find out one of your colleagues has been panic-buying forklift pallets full of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nD
adamliaw If you are one of the people who has panic-bought a 6-month supply of toilet paper I think you should go home and l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bo

Just look at this bullshit. It’s like 13yo’s in a school playground. pic.twitter.com/1OvJ8C8eHO
@jpwarren @JohnBirmingham @cameronwilson Yes, that definitely happened. :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! “Twitter Employees Show Support For Embattled CEO With #WeBackJack Hashtag” buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanma… What brown-tongues.
@cameronwilson @_ClaireConnelly @sicksadhack @snurb_dot_info @TomSear Will do, though I doubt I’ll do anything today.
@ReadPete Fuck no.
Wait. Super Tuesday is today in the US? (It’s already well into Wednesday here.) I might as well scoop out my brain now.
russelneiss Remember when the biggest political argument of the day was whether or not the Dixie Chicks hated America?
@sicksadhack @_ClaireConnelly @snurb_dot_info @TomSear @elisethoma5 @lawfarepodcast @jennyleong This week. It was M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3b
@_ClaireConnelly @sicksadhack @snurb_dot_info @TomSear I should also say that @elisethoma5 is good to follow on thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2j
@riskybusiness Hahaha I just retweeted this to @thegrugq. It’s beautiful work.
dobes I’ve traded all my tulips for toilet paper. I’ve gone in big.
@_ClaireConnelly @sicksadhack The people to watch re this are @snurb_dot_info and his crew at QUT, and maybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XT
@joshgnosis I definitely want to know more though. :)
@LLah_Nomis @JohnBirmingham @cameronwilson Yep, because that’s when everything goes to shit. [Bows]
@joshgnosis My guess is an open window or air vent or something. Rod goes in through a narrow gap, and hook the jewellery from there.
Attn: @thegrugq. twitter.com/VictoriaPolice…
Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia’s surveillance laws are hitting the social license problem”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tj
Me at @zdnetaustralia Tueasday: “Aussie Parliament’s sad cyber espionage saga is a salient lesson for others”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ct
Wed plan, draft: Slow start with fried rice, because weather; sort out all my comms and notes and plans and things;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HI
I think @dobes will like the Barnaby Joyce caricature. twitter.com/moir_alan/stat…
@jeamland @dobes @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Thanks. I suspect the whole area is called “Innovation”. My address is 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PE
@NewtonMark @obi1666 I didn’t feel brave enough to say “mostly for cooling” even though they were the applications..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rk
cameronwilson Australian society is rapidly separating into the toilet paper haves & have-nots
@dobes @jeamland @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Link please, Benno.
@obi1666 That’s more a question for @NewtonMark. They can be all sort of things, but he may know specifically what they are in this case.
Did @JohnBirmingham consider this aspect sufficiently in his current audiobook series? I’m trying to remember wheth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y3
This is such very @jpwarren @jeamland @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus territory. I love it. twitter.com/rayyyynell/sta…

It’s a very soggy day in the Blue Mountains today. I too feel a bit drab. pic.twitter.com/62O0Hb6aWd
Wednesday. Turn on all of the appliances. One of them is bound to be appropriate. Wednesday.