zyx2k Seems legit. pic.twitter.com/OETXWO4uWC
I know there’s a little bit of Saturday to go but you can keep it for yourselves.
@flowblok You just need to slap them a few times and they’ll soon understand.
RT @kels_316: lets talk about a pie chart where <50% is more than half https://t.co/eqE6p3aI8C
RT @socintuk: Where did the toilet paper panic start and how did it…spread…
We’ve had a quick look and Australia has a lot to answer f…
@DavidFeng No one drinks Foster’s, David. How many times do I need to say this? Also, for health reasons you should… https://t.co/1ByCN1nsvh
Well that was good.
@JustJimWillDo Yeah don’t drag me into this.
RT @TheTigerGin: Don’t drink gin alone. Get a dog ! ðŸ˜
(Let’s see a picture of your lovely dogs too ðŸ¶)
#gin #dogsoftwitter https://t.co/D…
“2020: The Toilet Roll Yearsâ€
RT @NewtonMark: Counterpoint: Hysterical people are assaulting each other in supermarket aisles and getting tased by cops over toilet paper…
dr_ashwitt This is the how I wash my hands everyday anyway. pic.twitter.com/w9FnX44J96
RT @KetanJ0: Something to feel pretty damn good about:
1992, ACT: “We are aiming, of course, at 100 per cent in 50 years or so” https://t…
@LapTop006 Good thinking.
@LapTop006 Do you have any hand grenades handy?
RT @TakeAShite: It’s SATURDAY! Traditionally the happiest bday of the week. But if you’re feeling a little glum then maybe you need a:
PIC…
@HartWexford Was it Tame Impala?
Yes, it was the one they did about tits. Thank you, everybody.
@swearyanthony No, I looked at the lists. That’s where we are. Ta.
@swearyanthony So it was that song? I guess so.
@HartWexford No you mean John Farnham.
@gevauden You mean member of parliament.
Was it Pop Will Eat Itself who did that football theme song? Help! My memory is fading!
@Thefinnigans There isn’t a rendang aisle, not even in Ashfield.
@j_hutch Sure, why not.
Coles Ashfield just before. No toilet paper, paper towels, or tissues, but also no eggs. pic.twitter.com/tXFjGKoakA
oberonsghost Why, oh why, is this a thing? pic.twitter.com/ssUbcH4Whc
Correct. https://t.co/w5ScF2FxKW
@ChrisFi78250835 @garystark @hughriminton Oh do shut up.
Wait until people discover there’s Chinese-looking people actual PRACTICING TCM IN OUR OWN SUBURBS.
@neighbour_s It’s a hell of a thing when bookshops sell books. Odds on I could find a copy of Tony Abbott’s “Battle… https://t.co/HF81Zrhv7e
@NuclearAnthro The International Wombat Council should so be a thing.
RT @NuclearAnthro: 🚨🚨🚨IMPORTANT WOMBAT FACT!🚨🚨🚨
The International Wombat Council decided in 2012 that this fact must be mentioned whenever…
The answer, @neighbour_s, is probably because they paid for it to be there. I’m guessing (note word!) it’s part of a tourism promotion.
So this promo is running in Melbourne as well as Sydney. https://t.co/h3x9Ks0cUe
RT @erstkate: Trump/Palin 2020
@garystark @hughriminton I understand your position, but if we start locking up arseholes we’re both in trouble. Mi… https://t.co/aROvGSSbyo
RT @hughriminton: The definition of “leave it to the market.†https://t.co/bs7HFeimmJ
RT @stilgherrian: HAHAHAHA! Check this new anti-piracy TVC from Creative Content Australia (formerly the IP Awareness Foundation). You woul…
RT @Strandjunker: America, where mass shooters owning an AR-15 is considered a right, while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privi…
RT @botandy: 2020 is extraordinary https://t.co/bLag7X5ObR
RT @oberonsghost: If anyone’s truly desperate, Reject Shop has crossword-puzzle printed loo-roll for $4 a roll in their Gifts section.
@NewtonMark @moylecroft @jeamland That said, he looks exactly like the kind of guy who’d relax with bees. Especiall… https://t.co/uNKTrwdqqW
If only. https://t.co/8JSZov4vPd
@NewtonMark @nswpolice Setting that issue aside, “toilet paper brawl†is an excellent addition to the language.
RT @NewtonMark: Is there a manual or information leaflet or poster or something which says what you’re supposed to do when an irritable-loo…
The latest “Stay Tuned†with @PreetBharara is titled “Misinformation Apocalypse (with Hany Farid)†and it’s a valua… https://t.co/Syk23LAqjc
Sat plan, remainder: Ponder what to make for dinner; buy what to make for dinner; make dinner. In that order.
RT @moylecroft: @stilgherrian @jeamland @NewtonMark “Rest with live Bees”. https://t.co/A8GH73tiKR
Picketer Save this for comfort / a meal from the dumpster of ideology when you can’t get tested or treated. pic.twitter.com/Ad1LeRJrYe
@DrRhysPockett Oh FFS. I’d missed that part. Sigh.
@DrRhysPockett Well I’m glad you’re enjoying your holiday. :)
@SuperCroup That is definitely the reason.
RT @_West_Sydney_: All because of toilet paper 🤦ðŸ»â€â™‚ï¸ðŸ¤¦ðŸ»â€â™‚ï¸ https://t.co/XGtLeXrKJ5
I should probably think about what I’m cooking for dinner.
@zyzzyvamedia I don’t know how this pit works without a snake in it. @viveka
RT @KFILE: how did this end up on tv? https://t.co/xUYIOChhKv
“Former Manly Sea Eagles sponsor gets 10 years jail for cocaine supply†https://t.co/vaiMJPYN2C https://t.co/ghqV8spgRz
Here’s one of the more sophisticated connections. https://t.co/lS2KsgjvoK
GonzoHacker The rich like the Nordic model because it minimizes the number of rich that have to die to get it started
@TheDanBarrett Curious. I use Pocket Casts, but I have a grandfathered account with all the features for free so YMMV.
@TheDanBarrett I’m guessing it’s because they insert ads?
RT @RAHOrgan: My pipes have been filled with antibacterial hand gel. The @RoyalAlbertHall roof has been opened. Soon I will play a fortissi…
@TheDanBarrett The ABC has a daily “Coronacastâ€. https://t.co/VPC2HtHGfi
RT @MikeGrunwald: If an hour ago someone had accused the president of leaving people on that cruise ship just to keep the numbers down it w…
Dear World, this is how Australia does “broadbandâ€. Pity us. https://t.co/sW0Y7FG1Bq
RT @kcarruthers: Y’all better get used to the idea of Empress Ivanka https://t.co/XsjGQFNc6F
Only 4/10 in the @SatPaper quiz today. I lost two points due to inexcusable brain fade. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/03/07 @SnarkyPlatypus?
RT @James_Jeffrey: What happened on that helicopter? https://t.co/qS2FtNgaoS
@allencar @R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @dawnstarau @DDsD @dobes @NewtonMark @rgibli You make your own choices.
@KyBusiness @SnarkyPlatypus That’s true beauty. Or something. I know people are rushed, but how do you even do that in adjacent sentences?
“The truth, in Scott Morrison’s world, is like light. With the right forces, it can be fractured or bent out of sha… https://t.co/yWnq8F2bnL
I also like the “Let’s get our story straight†meetings. Some might call that collusion, or at least consider it a… https://t.co/d2cxiE4GZN
“Sport Australia takes $10m from schools†https://t.co/RoxqKx9eo7 One gets the impression that everything is perfec… https://t.co/NWowY1LSSb
@Davelennonabc Try again. I did a quick replace of the tweet to fix the link.
Thank you, News Corp mastheads, for giving this tweet the attention it truly deserves. https://t.co/mRNkkBdhW8 https://t.co/ctbsfI1Mc7
@KyBusiness @SnarkyPlatypus I see the story is credited “AFP - SBS†so I’m guessing the mistake began with AFP. But even so.
@RhombusHatesYou I suspect so, yes.
@KyBusiness They’ve fixed it since, I see, but wow. https://t.co/zAqhbKOSzD Ping @SnarkyPlatypus for the lulz.
Yep, well past peak “toilet paper†in Australia. I wonder what will be next. https://t.co/JdQtXWxvnQ https://t.co/IDmQnWrAyt
@aDB @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus This is probably true.
RT @RossPoulton: Just like getting my kids ready for school. https://t.co/MRnEPeZpfZ
RT @ssdai: God bless Korean restaurants for capitalizing on ‘Parasite’ by selling white people instant noodles for nearly $20
https://t.co/…
@KyBusiness Yesterday CNN referred to Australia’s “Northern Territoriesâ€. But the Singapore-China thing is impressively bad.
@KyBusiness Fair point. I have extrapolated too far. But yes that is a bad headline.
@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus I’m fairly sure I’ve never made jelly.
@dazzlerrange You’ll be pleased to know that his name is Benji Backer.
The two genders. pic.twitter.com/IeEC2ZPvAE
World is fukt, part 2. https://t.co/0T6lKsSJy6
World is fukt, part 1. https://t.co/Wq0ywDWDjh
Sat plan, draft: A lazy Saturday, mostly. Reading; napping; a few little chores; shopping; cook dinner for… https://t.co/uOJ6su1CKt
@lucasgarth Pretty much.
And they think they have all the time in the world… https://t.co/1uWTWZV8BT
The good this about all these “young conservatives†is that they have interchangeable plastic heads. https://t.co/U56BNB6CIp
Meh. I don’t mind a cloudy day in Sydneypic.twitter.com/Ys1QAPFHb3b3
@TrishHepworth @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rgibli Sigh.
RT @carolduncan: What precisely IS this? 🙀🧠https://t.co/e5AIyGdal4
Saturday. One thing leads to another, like string. Saturday.