Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 7th, 2020

zyx2k Seems legit. pic.twitter.com/OETXWO4uWC

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I know there’s a little bit of Saturday to go but you can keep it for yourselves.

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@flowblok You just need to slap them a few times and they’ll soon understand.

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kels_316 lets talk about a pie chart where <50% is more than half twitter.com/socintuk/statu…

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socintuk Where did the toilet paper panic start and how did it…spread…

We’ve had a quick look and Australia has a lot t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pe

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@DavidFeng No one drinks Foster’s, David. How many times do I need to say this? Also, for health reasons you should..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vh

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Well that was good.

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TheTigerGin Don’t drink gin alone. Get a dog ! 😍

(Let’s see a picture of your lovely dogs too 🐶)

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“2020: The Toilet Roll Years”

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NewtonMark Counterpoint: Hysterical people are assaulting each other in supermarket aisles and getting tased by cops over toil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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dr_ashwitt This is the how I wash my hands everyday anyway. pic.twitter.com/w9FnX44J96

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KetanJ0 Something to feel pretty damn good about:

1992, ACT: “We are aiming, of course, at 100 per cent in 50 years or so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DV

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@LapTop006 Do you have any hand grenades handy?

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TakeAShite It’s SATURDAY! Traditionally the happiest bday of the week. But if you’re feeling a little glum then maybe you need..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aN

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Yes, it was the one they did about tits. Thank you, everybody.

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@swearyanthony No, I looked at the lists. That’s where we are. Ta.

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Was it Pop Will Eat Itself who did that football theme song? Help! My memory is fading!

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@Thefinnigans There isn’t a rendang aisle, not even in Ashfield.

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Coles Ashfield just before. No toilet paper, paper towels, or tissues, but also no eggs. pic.twitter.com/tXFjGKoakA

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oberonsghost Why, oh why, is this a thing? pic.twitter.com/ssUbcH4Whc

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Wait until people discover there’s Chinese-looking people actual PRACTICING TCM IN OUR OWN SUBURBS.

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@neighbour_s It’s a hell of a thing when bookshops sell books. Odds on I could find a copy of Tony Abbott’s “Battle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7e

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stilgherrian The good this about all these “young conservatives” is that they have interchangeable plastic heads. twitter.com/CNNPolitics/st…

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@NuclearAnthro The International Wombat Council should so be a thing.

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NuclearAnthro 🚨🚨🚨IMPORTANT WOMBAT FACT!🚨🚨🚨

The International Wombat Council decided in 2012 that this fact must be mentioned whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V5

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The answer, @neighbour_s, is probably because they paid for it to be there. I’m guessing (note word!) it’s part of a tourism promotion.

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So this promo is running in Melbourne as well as Sydney. twitter.com/neighbour_s/st…

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erstkate Trump/Palin 2020

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@garystark @hughriminton I understand your position, but if we start locking up arseholes we’re both in trouble. Mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yo

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hughriminton The definition of “leave it to the market.” twitter.com/james_p_hall/s…

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stilgherrian HAHAHAHA! Check this new anti-piracy TVC from Creative Content Australia (formerly the IP Awareness Foundation). Yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JU

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Strandjunker America, where mass shooters owning an AR-15 is considered a right, while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.

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botandy 2020 is extraordinary twitter.com/ColeMillerTV/s…

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oberonsghost If anyone’s truly desperate, Reject Shop has crossword-puzzle printed loo-roll for $4 a roll in their Gifts section.

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@NewtonMark @moylecroft @jeamland That said, he looks exactly like the kind of guy who’d relax with bees. Especiall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qW

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@NewtonMark @nswpolice Setting that issue aside, “toilet paper brawl” is an excellent addition to the language.

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NewtonMark Is there a manual or information leaflet or poster or something which says what you’re supposed to do when an irrit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xh

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The latest “Stay Tuned” with @PreetBharara is titled “Misinformation Apocalypse (with Hany Farid)” and it’s a valua..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jc

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Sat plan, remainder: Ponder what to make for dinner; buy what to make for dinner; make dinner. In that order.

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moylecroft @stilgherrian @jeamland @NewtonMark “Rest with live Bees”. twitter.com/BotGardensSA/s…

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Picketer Save this for comfort / a meal from the dumpster of ideology when you can’t get tested or treated. pic.twitter.com/Ad1LeRJrYe

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@DrRhysPockett Oh FFS. I’d missed that part. Sigh.

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@DrRhysPockett Well I’m glad you’re enjoying your holiday. :)

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_West_Sydney_ All because of toilet paper 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/XGtLeXrKJ5

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I should probably think about what I’m cooking for dinner.

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@zyzzyvamedia I don’t know how this pit works without a snake in it. @viveka

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KFILE how did this end up on tv? pic.twitter.com/xUYIOChhKv

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“Former Manly Sea Eagles sponsor gets 10 years jail for cocaine supply” smh.com.au/politics/nsw/f… pic.twitter.com/ghqV8spgRz

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Here’s one of the more sophisticated connections. twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…

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GonzoHacker The rich like the Nordic model because it minimizes the number of rich that have to die to get it started

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@TheDanBarrett Curious. I use Pocket Casts, but I have a grandfathered account with all the features for free so YMMV.

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@TheDanBarrett I’m guessing it’s because they insert ads?

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RAHOrgan My pipes have been filled with antibacterial hand gel. The @RoyalAlbertHall roof has been opened. Soon I will play..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…za

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MikeGrunwald If an hour ago someone had accused the president of leaving people on that cruise ship just to keep the numbers dow..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FU

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Dear World, this is how Australia does “broadband”. Pity us. twitter.com/viveka/status/…

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kcarruthers Y’all better get used to the idea of Empress Ivanka twitter.com/ewarren/status…

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Only 4/10 in the @SatPaper quiz today. I lost two points due to inexcusable brain fade. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/03/07 @SnarkyPlatypus?

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James_Jeffrey What happened on that helicopter? twitter.com/focusnewsnow/s…

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@KyBusiness @SnarkyPlatypus That’s true beauty. Or something. I know people are rushed, but how do you even do that in adjacent sentences?

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“The truth, in Scott Morrison’s world, is like light. With the right forces, it can be fractured or bent out of sha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nL

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I also like the “Let’s get our story straight” meetings. Some might call that collusion, or at least consider it a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZN

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“Sport Australia takes $10m from schools” thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/… One gets the impression that everything is perfec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sb

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@Davelennonabc Try again. I did a quick replace of the tweet to fix the link.

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Thank you, News Corp mastheads, for giving this tweet the attention it truly deserves. thechronicle.com.au/news/new-aussi… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@KyBusiness @SnarkyPlatypus I see the story is credited “AFP - SBS” so I’m guessing the mistake began with AFP. But even so.

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@KyBusiness They’ve fixed it since, I see, but wow. sbs.com.au/news/singapore… Ping @SnarkyPlatypus for the lulz.

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Yep, well past peak “toilet paper” in Australia. I wonder what will be next. trends.google.com/trends/explore… pic.twitter.com/IDmQnWrAyt

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RossPoulton Just like getting my kids ready for school. twitter.com/kottke/status/…

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ssdai God bless Korean restaurants for capitalizing on ‘Parasite’ by selling white people instant noodles for nearly $20
ny.eater.com/2020/3/6/21153…

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@KyBusiness Yesterday CNN referred to Australia’s “Northern Territories”. But the Singapore-China thing is impressively bad.

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@KyBusiness Fair point. I have extrapolated too far. But yes that is a bad headline.

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@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus I’m fairly sure I’ve never made jelly.

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@dazzlerrange You’ll be pleased to know that his name is Benji Backer.

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Sat plan, draft: A lazy Saturday, mostly. Reading; napping; a few little chores; shopping; cook dinner for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kt

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And they think they have all the time in the world..twitter.com/KyBusiness/sta…BT

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The good this about all these “young conservatives” is that they have interchangeable plastic heads. twitter.com/CNNPolitics/st…

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Meh. I don’t mind a cloudy day in Sydney. pic.twitter.com/Ys1QAPFHb3

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carolduncan What precisely IS this? 🙀🧐 pic.twitter.com/e5AIyGdal4

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Saturday. One thing leads to another, like string. Saturday.

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