@aqualung @snurb_dot_info Just a jerk, probably.
FFS JUST WASH YOUR HANDS YOU STUPID CUNTS.
@snurb_dot_info I mean this is perfect. https://t.co/BfxvjoTYJM
I do quite like your robot, @snurb_dot_info. https://t.co/50fDYnG3ud
First Techno (Kraftwerk 1970) https://t.co/AgJ3dm9eSs This is terrible.
snurbbotinfo Stay inside. I might have started breathing. I am not incapable of touch.
RT @snurb_dot_info: We are a stupid, stupid species. https://t.co/IjOHtBTGc1
@MatthewBevan She’s a genius, you know. Responsible for all Tony Abbott’s accomplishments.
“BOAC INAUGURAL JUMBO JET FLIGHT TO AUSTRALIA - IN COLOUR - COLOUR IS VERY GOOD†https://t.co/JPlJZbbbWD The sexism… https://t.co/nO2unE3abG
@_midofo_ Sure. Kill them all.
@_midofo_ No jury would, etc.
snurbbotinfo Pro tip: get rid of their pants.
snurbbotinfo A barbaric backwater of beef jerky. Best description of Adelaide.
@_midofo_ She hasn’t seen a lot of things.
Is it worth mentioning that this arsehat is not a qualified financial adviser? https://t.co/alClMCKg0x
The Blue Lagoon. https://t.co/zRMQQDjeUz
She is choosing which countries will succumb to COVID-19, in order. She is in control. https://t.co/rMKQahjg4G
She’s good. https://t.co/WJFUZyrF0i
RT @HartWexford: Imelda Marcos https://t.co/7BLskkVtux
@kels_316 I’m happy to watch everything boil though.
jonkudelka A handy graph if we don’t all die of coronavirus pic.twitter.com/utriZgtkft
@AshGhebranious Hey I’m just the messenger here… :)
@AshGhebranious Sure, but vegans don’t want animals to be harmed or used in the process.
From last week: “Dr James Renwick [Independent National Security Legislation Monitor] on What are the right encrypt… https://t.co/xqNxvLqlUq
PODCAST IS UP: @LowyInstitute book launch, ‘Contest for the Indo-Pacific: Why China won’t map the future’, by… https://t.co/Wi66HGjqLC
snurbbotinfo Given time, ScoMo will agree with an onion.
@ki_sekiya Ah yes, I’d heard of this! And I’ve always wondered what contemporary knowledge is downplayed because pe… https://t.co/FwRUEXNrPc
Pffft! Business Class travellers don’t have diseases. https://t.co/TtRlPBHHgB
RT @manindotblack: @stilgherrian Everyone has ignored the obvious question…
@swearyanthony They are efficient people.
Ashfield, despite your cynicism.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
From earlier, a #psychwardgreenandyellowtrain (mine) and a #blueandyellowtrain (not mine). pic.twitter.com/sHszvTtaWD
RT @Nick_Stevens_Gr: A neural net tries to come up with scented candle descriptions…
https://t.co/wUQs3R9P9B https://t.co/SEbg5be9W3
Broadly speaking, Central station is not on fire.
At Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/PjpI1cGR8l
SnarkyPlatypus CAPITALISM
jason_a_w cgi time pic.twitter.com/J5ulD2xthk
nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH WENT TO BUNNINGS
@FrKarlSinclair @cporterwa Indeed.
RT @NewtonMark: Fave if you’re a casual who’s paid more, RT if you think this is pants-on-head stupid. @cporterwa https://t.co/tYsCX77Spy
RT @GrogsGamut: Completely normel govt https://t.co/cqnElQWSNN
So @cporterwa clearly has no fucking idea what it’s like to be a casual worker. You’re relieved if you can make ren… https://t.co/8vHRmys08F
Soylent Green. https://t.co/1Wjo8PTCOk
RT @naamanzhou: SMH in 2015: “My blood was boiling” — the mum shaming Asian milk bulk buyers https://t.co/RF2WcvOAod
SMH in 2020: “I want…
Well here’s a workplace health and safety issuepic.twitter.com/qiqRH6yUuTyUuT
dobes What outbreak would fit this from the past 100 years? pic.twitter.com/xoTI8fMQIW
@tchaypo @drunkenmadman I approve.
@njptower May be think that one through.
@viveka Yeah I know. :(
@reselsnark Well that’s where the blood comes in.
@fairtirade You tell me? I don’t watch much TV.
Wynyard.
@reselsnark So, frothing as well?
@nthcolumn Let’s find out!
@moylecroft I am aware of this, oddly enough. And now for the best fun of all, merge the two databases.
@SnarkyPlatypus Has he mentioned anything yet about all the people who will die and how he’s handling that?
Underneath Sydney.
“The United States has been increasingly scrutinizing app developers over the safety of personal data they handle,… https://t.co/nA4FXpj3wA
“Grindr’s Chinese owner says to sell social media app for $608 million†https://t.co/9FxOcEZG3O
“Australia’s intelligence community needs another independent review†https://t.co/Bp0Hs0EA3B
RT @insightSBS: Tonight on #InsightSBS meet the women who’ve killed their violent partners and hear their remarkable stories.
Read more her…
danilic If the Melbourne comedy festival is canceled do comedians still lose the usual $8,000 or will it be more?
I passed the Hill of Dead Pets a few minutes ago, while I was complaining about something or other.
The real arsehole is the Department of Health, of course, for putting the data online in the first place. It’s inex… https://t.co/kwqche3I85
“Melbourne professor quits after health department pressures her over data breachâ€, it being @VTeagueAus… https://t.co/JW9uPWxf9j
Maybe chomp down on a stage blood capsule for added verisimilitude. Nothing is more convincing than coughing up blood.
Pro Tip: If you cough and people stare at you, even though you know for sure it’s not COVID-19, just say: “Don’t wo… https://t.co/OyU9ExceKs
@RhombusHatesYou @dobes I am a dealer in unlicensed cyber clouds.
@specificisland @SnarkyPlatypus Oh THEM? I wonder if the book itself is so limited. I’ll find out in an hour and a bit!
Hey @dobes would you like a “ cyber cloud of mutually assured disruption� https://t.co/Ujc6DGrYnk https://t.co/wSHlZgpfGx
RT @SkyNewsAust: TV star Scott Cam has defended his $350,000 government ambassador position after it was revealed he had already pocketed m…
Words matter. https://t.co/D1kcZYc8g9
RT @LucyBattersby: Keeping an eye on shipping traffic to see when China unlocks Wuhan.
The line of ships and boats waiting to move along…
@LowyInstitute Anyway from 1230 for 1245 I’ll be at the @LowyInstitute book launch, ‘Contest for the Indo-Pacific:… https://t.co/soZNExqn9e
I see that @LowyInstitute is warning recent traveller from China, Iran, South Korea, Japan, Italy, and Mongolia fro… https://t.co/Up6IBm47KD
@dobes The be fair, an empire finally collapsing due to the vanity of its leaders is a solid, proven narrative.
@mdalton323 @robaeprice [Nods] The chart seems clear.
@jeremysear Pssst! “Acknowledgement of Countryâ€.
This is me now, @dobes. I will begin filing appropriate stories. pic.twitter.com/3mTxrcbaTR
RT @Pinboard: I will sneeze in your coffee if you do this to me https://t.co/gfjRvEUJCu
Gin and despair. https://t.co/Di58JpzCIG
RT @i_zzzzzz: Italy is going to completely close itself off from the world for 18 months and when they open up again they’ll have fusion po…
Totelly normel country, The America. https://t.co/WTPA8iiMCM
Cool*, Amazon gets to track everyone else’s prices and sales too!
* Not cool. But I’m sure they’ll say they won’t… https://t.co/J9kmdnhLZY
RT @robaeprice: jesus christ, America what are you doing https://t.co/H2MQhsk4nK https://t.co/g5szZCLdM6
@erstkate @PSyvret @annaspargoryan Why did you go there?
@PSyvret @erstkate @annaspargoryan True. They’re usually not very good peanuts.
@aaronch3n I would never forget about you, Aaron.
aaronch3n Me: I love AOC
Her: you like politics?
Me: nah pic.twitter.com/LUVhkWeGoz
RT @jules_su: [CORONAVIRUS: huge threat to old people, little threat to young people]:
We must transform our ENTIRE society and global wo…
I don’t believe I just bought tickets to @aaronch3n based on this detailed* description of the show. https://t.co/e2jFaoBfdf
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I am definitely sure I don’t know that.
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “5G marketing echoes the hype around 3G and 4G: ICANN CTO†https://t.co/y6IxnWwtxp
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I think you’ll find it’s the opposite of laundering.
BruceBuckman Meanwhile the junk ads are having just a totally normal day. pic.twitter.com/tWgDoFQoNX
@JohnBirmingham Ixnay about the emtrailschay!
@SnarkyPlatypus Here’s another review, by Graeme Dobell. https://t.co/Ujc6DGrYnk
Hah! This looks like fun for today, @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/TIVssxtSCJ
Tue plan, post-dream edition: Slow start; 1245 @LowyInstitute book launch: ‘Contest for the Indo-Pacific: Why China… https://t.co/biNVYwxJBa
@kiwibrew Fair point. I’ve assumed, not looked. I am a bad person.
@darrenpauli Not even $5?
@RHT_ebooks @tfswebb At the risk of committing sacrilege, you could go without any attempted pun at all.
@tfswebb I know it as “under the gun†but it’s always felt a bit corny to me. Never heard is as “in the gunâ€. @RHT_ebooks
I kinda wish I had the funds to do some international travel at the moment, what with the price drops.
@aspientiae Arf! Arf! Arf!
This dream is going to take a while to get out of my head, and not because of the poor characterisation.
At least I’m satisfied with Sydney’s weather todpic.twitter.com/9QeAK7pvx9pvx9
RT @jodiem: Wow all QF to London now go via Perth rather than Singapore. I hope you are ready for the long flight! https://t.co/dU6kK4COpX
A Citroen. Figures. https://t.co/Ij3AhnxsU7
The other day I noted that my dreams have admin and paperwork in them. Today they had film criticism. “This charact… https://t.co/4HdLQtd33T
Tuesday. The Medicare card was a distraction. The sand floor will prove to be the real security risk, mark my words. Tuesday.