Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 10th, 2020

FFS JUST WASH YOUR HANDS YOU STUPID CUNTS.

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First Techno (Kraftwerk 1970) youtube.com/watch?v=hWUiLJ… This is terrible.

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snurbbotinfo Stay inside. I might have started breathing. I am not incapable of touch.

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snurb_dot_info We are a stupid, stupid species. twitter.com/newscomauHQ/st…

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@MatthewBevan She’s a genius, you know. Responsible for all Tony Abbott’s accomplishments.

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“BOAC INAUGURAL JUMBO JET FLIGHT TO AUSTRALIA - IN COLOUR - COLOUR IS VERY GOOD” youtube.com/watch?v=h0tkJJ… The sexism..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bG

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snurbbotinfo Pro tip: get rid of their pants.

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snurbbotinfo A barbaric backwater of beef jerky. Best description of Adelaide.

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@_midofo_ She hasn’t seen a lot of things.

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Is it worth mentioning that this arsehat is not a qualified financial adviser? twitter.com/EricTrump/stat…

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She is choosing which countries will succumb to COVID-19, in order. She is in control. twitter.com/HartWexford/st…

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HartWexford Imelda Marcos twitter.com/froodie/status…

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@kels_316 I’m happy to watch everything boil though.

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jonkudelka A handy graph if we don’t all die of coronavirus pic.twitter.com/utriZgtkft

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@AshGhebranious Hey I’m just the messenger here… :)

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@AshGhebranious Sure, but vegans don’t want animals to be harmed or used in the process.

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From last week: “Dr James Renwick [Independent National Security Legislation Monitor] on What are the right encrypt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uq

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PODCAST IS UP: @LowyInstitute book launch, ‘Contest for the Indo-Pacific: Why China won’t map the future’, by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LC

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snurbbotinfo Given time, ScoMo will agree with an onion.

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@ki_sekiya Ah yes, I’d heard of this! And I’ve always wondered what contemporary knowledge is downplayed because pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pc

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Pffft! Business Class travellers don’t have diseases. twitter.com/nathvalvo/stat…

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manindotblack @stilgherrian Everyone has ignored the obvious question…

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Ashfield, despite your cynicism.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.

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Nick_Stevens_Gr A neural net tries to come up with scented candle descriptions…

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Broadly speaking, Central station is not on fire.

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SnarkyPlatypus CAPITALISM

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jason_a_w cgi time pic.twitter.com/J5ulD2xthk

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nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH WENT TO BUNNINGS

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NewtonMark Fave if you’re a casual who’s paid more, RT if you think this is pants-on-head stupid. @cporterwa twitter.com/ErykBagshaw/st…

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GrogsGamut Completely normel govt twitter.com/PoliticusSarah…

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So @cporterwa clearly has no fucking idea what it’s like to be a casual worker. You’re relieved if you can make ren..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8F

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naamanzhou SMH in 2015: “My blood was boiling” – the mum shaming Asian milk bulk buyersmh.com.au/healthcare/mot…od

SMH in 2020:twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jm5n

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Well here’s a workplace health and safety issue..pic.twitter.com/qiqRH6yUuTuT

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dobes What outbreak would fit this from the past 100 years? pic.twitter.com/xoTI8fMQIW

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@reselsnark Well that’s where the blood comes in.

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@moylecroft I am aware of this, oddly enough. And now for the best fun of all, merge the two databases.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Has he mentioned anything yet about all the people who will die and how he’s handling that?

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“The United States has been increasingly scrutinizing app developers over the safety of personal data they handle,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wA

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“Grindr’s Chinese owner says to sell social media app for $608 million” cnbc.com/2020/03/06/gri…

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“Australia’s intelligence community needs another independent review” lowyinstitute.org/the-interprete…

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insightSBS Tonight on meet the women who’ve killed their violent partners and hear their remarkable stories.
Read..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rI

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danilic If the Melbourne comedy festival is canceled do comedians still lose the usual $8,000 or will it be more?

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I passed the Hill of Dead Pets a few minutes ago, while I was complaining about something or other.

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The real arsehole is the Department of Health, of course, for putting the data online in the first place. It’s inex..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…85

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“Melbourne professor quits after health department pressures her over data breach”, it being @VTeagueAus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9j

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Maybe chomp down on a stage blood capsule for added verisimilitude. Nothing is more convincing than coughing up blood.

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Pro Tip: If you cough and people stare at you, even though you know for sure it’s not COVID-19, just say: “Don’t wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ks

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@RhombusHatesYou @dobes I am a dealer in unlicensed cyber clouds.

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@specificisland @SnarkyPlatypus Oh THEM? I wonder if the book itself is so limited. I’ll find out in an hour and a bit!

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Hey @dobes would you like a ” cyber cloud of mutually assured disruption”? aspistrategist.org.au/coexistence-or… pic.twitter.com/wSHlZgpfGx

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SkyNewsAust TV star Scott Cam has defended his $350,000 government ambassador position after it was revealed he had already poc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dp

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LucyBattersby Keeping an eye on shipping traffic to see when China unlocks Wuhan.

The line of ships and boats waiting to move a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T1

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@LowyInstitute Anyway from 1230 for 1245 I’ll be at the @LowyInstitute book launch, ‘Contest for the Indo-Pacific:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9e

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@munin @dobes Something with facial disfiguring and hair loss would be a nice touch.

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I see that @LowyInstitute is warning recent traveller from China, Iran, South Korea, Japan, Italy, and Mongolia fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KD

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@dobes The be fair, an empire finally collapsing due to the vanity of its leaders is a solid, proven narrative.

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@jeremysear Pssst! “Acknowledgement of Country”.

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This is me now, @dobes. I will begin filing appropriate stories. pic.twitter.com/3mTxrcbaTR

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Pinboard I will sneeze in your coffee if you do this to me twitter.com/wadhwa/status/…

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i_zzzzzz Italy is going to completely close itself off from the world for 18 months and when they open up again they’ll have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qE

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Totelly normel country, The America. twitter.com/Imm_Judges_NAI…

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Cool*, Amazon gets to track everyone else’s prices and sales too!

* Not cool. But I’m sure they’ll say they won’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZY

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robaeprice jesus christ, America what are you doing businessinsider.com/coronavirus-te… pic.twitter.com/g5szZCLdM6

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@PSyvret @erstkate @annaspargoryan True. They’re usually not very good peanuts.

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@aaronch3n I would never forget about you, Aaron.

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aaronch3n Me: I love AOC
Her: you like politics?
Me: nah pic.twitter.com/LUVhkWeGoz

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jules_su [CORONAVIRUS: huge threat to old people, little threat to young people]:

We must transform our ENTIRE society and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gF

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I don’t believe I just bought tickets to @aaronch3n based on this detailed* description of the show. sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?s…

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@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I am definitely sure I don’t know that.

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “5G marketing echoes the hype around 3G and 4G: ICANN CTO” zdnet.com/article/5g-mar…

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@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I think you’ll find it’s the opposite of laundering.

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BruceBuckman Meanwhile the junk ads are having just a totally normal day. pic.twitter.com/tWgDoFQoNX

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Tue plan, post-dream edition: Slow start; 1245 @LowyInstitute book launch: ‘Contest for the Indo-Pacific: Why China..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ba

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@kiwibrew Fair point. I’ve assumed, not looked. I am a bad person.

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@RHT_ebooks @tfswebb At the risk of committing sacrilege, you could go without any attempted pun at all.

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@tfswebb I know it as “under the gun” but it’s always felt a bit corny to me. Never heard is as “in the gun”. @RHT_ebooks

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I kinda wish I had the funds to do some international travel at the moment, what with the price drops.

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Raymartin55 FB … pic.twitter.com/BTRfqzqOCv

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This dream is going to take a while to get out of my head, and not because of the poor characterisation.

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At least I’m satisfied with Sydney’s weather today. pic.twitter.com/9QeAK7pvx9

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jodiem Wow all QF to London now go via Perth rather than Singapore. I hope you are ready for the long flight! twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…

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The other day I noted that my dreams have admin and paperwork in them. Today they had film criticism. “This charact..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3T

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Tuesday. The Medicare card was a distraction. The sand floor will prove to be the real security risk, mark my words. Tuesday.

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