Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 11th, 2020

RT @gotlegsmacro: My keys when I’m late and I’m trying to leave the house; a portrait.



Two-tailed #Spider (Hersilia sp.). #Darwin, NT…

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@SuperCroup Well this is excellent value for $20, particularly if it’s 50% acetate.

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@SuperCroup What sizes does it come in?

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decolonialatlas “Unhealthy but exploitable” - Sir Harry Johnston’s brazen appraisal of most of Africa in 1899. pic.twitter.com/h7xMmomSGJ

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RT @surgeonshall: This bladder stone was “cut by Jer. Callot from Thomas Murray at Paris, 8th May 1676” Removing bladder stones was very da…

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@patstokes Grant applications must be the most demoralising part of, well, everything academic.

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@patstokes This is all just soft. So soft.

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@patstokes Can’t you just write, say, “Seriously what IS your problem you cunt?”?

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@jonkudelka Because the world is fucked and people are fucked and everything is fucked. Anyway, how’s your evening going?

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Pffft! It’ll buff out, maybe a little spot welding. https://t.co/irW2NZU7iN

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“The Bristol Post NAMES and SHAMES trolls”, you mean, because a newspaper is a singular noun. And no. https://t.co/ZBl0p2Vze6

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RT @Paul_Karp: My proposed coronavirus stimulus package: everyone gets 2 weeks leave, a Stan subscription, 2 weeks of lean cuisine and a cr…

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RT @teaandrobots: apparently @IKEA bags are a great way to restrain angry swans. I would like to suggest the bags be given a new name to re…

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RT @beverleywang: 2 kg of rice is not stockpiling for an Asian person. It’s running low on rice.
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RT @9NewsAUS: Russian spies are accused of hacking the Australian Federal Police and leaking files to cover up any involvement in the downi…

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RT @smh: Supermarket giant Woolworths has told customers attempting to return excess purchases of toilet paper, pasta, canned foods and oth…

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EXPERT SUBJECT SQUID!

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@dfpiii @morebento @PodcastName It was a very good episode, this most recent one. Bravo.

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RT @wellmaywesay: Save Albert Park’s only remaining member plugs in the 486, fires up Powerpoint and gets ready to print on the Canon Bubbl…

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark @dobes Or “Improvised Ham Device”.

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snurbbotinfo I get awfully weird. But oddly plausible. Enjoy.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, what is your advice for the gentleman in question?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Why are you suppressing my education?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes I got that bit. My question is “What did you think it was?”

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Histreepix A juke box tells a solitary woman to cheer up. London, 1976. pic.twitter.com/dibIvadmoG

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RT @Flu0rescxnt: The way Prince Harry completely ignored Borris has me dying 😂 #CommonwealthDay https://t.co/4EOTVMzjNX

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This is why @SnarkyPlatypus should do an Agony Aunt column. https://t.co/QRrIneExUI

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Brilliant anti-terrorism policing story involving ham. @NewtonMark @dobes @jpwarren https://t.co/Lpx7ugqqiA

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@staticsan Yeah but that wasn’t the question.

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I had to look up who Adam Driver was because I’d never heard of him. Turns out that he’s some bloke a head like loa… https://t.co/iKbsazEflx

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RT @hughriminton: Remarkably, the NSW Minister for Strip-Searching Children is this time aiming parallel to the ground instead of directly…

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RT @SuperCroup: This can only mean that one of the fake Hillarys has died of the coronavirus https://t.co/WFW693Vse3

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“ASD teamed up with GCHQ for stolen credit card crackdown” by @dobes https://t.co/xVbDUEQKnC

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RT @PeterNRMA: Media reports this morning suggest #coronavirus could spell the end of hot desking once and for all. Even in the darkest of…

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Spouting this sort of rubbish is actually irresponsible, I think.

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A screenshot for future reference of a tweet from renown epidemiologist Alexander Downer. https://t.co/uxmuCetaZ2 https://t.co/0JEr1XTthd

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Centrelink is incompetent, Part 755. https://t.co/9Ni7jjmTKW

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“On Monday, domestic outlet Caixin reported that the property owner had illegally added three stories to the hotel… https://t.co/l4pQL6vZB6

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@TheRealKerryG It is. My GP is actually seeking new patients because managing people with HIV is now easier (two vi… https://t.co/zuEvWdMVwj

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RT @SixthTone: Update: As of Wednesday, 42 people had been rescued, and 26 people are dead after a quarantine hotel for close contacts of €¦

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@jpwarren We are so getting old.

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That’s the end of the highlights I’ll tweet this time.

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Attitude to Bridget McKenzie’s resignation and grant allocation https://t.co/r46LPa5WWC https://t.co/pfp6ij40n1

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Government spending on energy sources https://t.co/15tfN3B544

I’m surprised by how much support nuclear gets. https://t.co/U22kpd3cQq

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Q To what extent are you concerned about the threat of the Coronavirus in Australia?
Q How likely do you think it i… https://t.co/f4e0uWGOpa

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Better at managing the economy? https://t.co/h1evw97cfQ
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Better at managing major events?… https://t.co/2OnRPttWSq

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Q Which of the following issues are the most important for the Federal Government to address over the next 12 month… https://t.co/LCbJTRLkbf

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New Essential polling is out. I’ll skip the “PM rating” stuff. You can look at that here. https://t.co/ChVf2CVxME

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@jplonie I don’t know where you live.

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@jonoabroad Stem cell treatment is an astounding thing.

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NorthmanTrader Coronavirus response plan summarized:
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RT @LindaMottram: This is a terrific representation of how we want Covid-19 to play out. Tonight on #abcPM @abcnews, @CollignonPeter will e…

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RT @adamliaw: It’s quite amazing how in just one year we’ve seamlessly transitioned from the mindful zen of KonMari decluttering to filling…

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@DarkMatterzine So many unanticipated side-effects. This will get funnier every dingle day.

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“Salmon calmer around robots with flippers” https://t.co/5pEYenxK70 Attn: @firstdogonmoon.

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@expectproblems Everything is going very well indeed.

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“A second patient is now said to be ‘cured’ of HIV” https://t.co/8lnNhyc2lj

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“New international research has found a worrying change in the Indian Ocean’s surface temperatures that puts southe… https://t.co/dhkM4pqbgq

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“Exclusive: Google users in UK to lose EU data protection - sources” (20 Feb) https://t.co/zq8nQdm4I5

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From Greece: “Cyber attack on PM’s office, state bodies attributed to foreign spies” (23 Feb) https://t.co/AJR4L1eNoC

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@mogadeet Nothing can stop the progress of anal bleaching!

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Maybe the spreadsheet evolved into a rorting artificial intelligence and updated itself. https://t.co/mcSiuFpnqv

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RT @LeenaVanD: if you’re mad about people stockpiling toilet paper wait until you hear about negative gearing

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@jxeeno Does your wonderful app also explain the types of Bs somewhere? I am so behind the pace.

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@jxeeno Oh right. I keep forgetting they’re a thing.

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@StephanieCarvin Thanks, Stephanie. I guess I bring an eclectic mix to the table. Helps prevent getting too depressed I guess.

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@jxeeno Hey I am baffled. What does a purple C mean? Coronavirus infected stations?

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Why am I like this?

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@munin Where’s the shaming? I am providing neutral information and accurately quoting the article.

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Yeah look it’s a long story.

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“The good news is, you can ambush your partner with this nightmare footage via FaceTime.”

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“Adding new meaning to the term ‘selfie stick’, this vibrator is equipped with a video camera. Yes. It films the in… https://t.co/ZRKpxRFm4Z

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@kcollasarundell @reselsnark @jeamland @dobes AFL players would just take a punt, of course.

(I’m here all week.pic.twitter.com/vep2WR3Qe9e9

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@kcollasarundell @reselsnark @jeamland @dobes This does raise the question, however, of what other kinds of watercr… https://t.co/7himPRk5Ed

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@reselsnark @jeamland @dobes What does Scott Cam think of nuclear submarines?

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RT @Picketer: Pretty spectacular dunk from someone in this sort of role https://t.co/8FuN8S7MeW

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@expectproblems Would they have done this as a prank?

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RT @bencjenkins: There’s a condition called Paris Syndrome, where tourists will enter a kind of dissociative state because the Paris they’r…

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RT @LCbasecamp: Mind your own business Carol. https://t.co/eH4BHXtjnq

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RT @missie17: This #PanicBuying is really getting out of hand: https://t.co/gmAPjaAT2X

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@munin I think it means the opposite.

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@jetztgibtshaue Oh there will be. Some arsehat will say that submarines will be obsolete because of drones.

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RT @coffeeshopjihad: Daughter told me all the crayons I ate as a Marine probably made me immune to coronavirus. My baby told her first Mari…

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I wonder how stupid some of the journalists’ questions will be. I wonder if they even know which end of the submari… https://t.co/ovloEQXah9

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Ah! Australia’s submarines are being discussed at the National Press Club. Here’s some tweets, but I reckon I’ll ha… https://t.co/JKckKVipJ8

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Pinboard I won’t even mention the infamous Biden bros, struggling with caps lock as they try to tweet into a Word document.

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@jeamland @dobes @reselsnark Maybe make the submarine slightly bigger and you could fit a rugby player in it.

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RT @Picketer: When faced with an epidemic, the Government’s go to experts are….. bank CEOs https://t.co/K4iqxMOEhc

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RT @James_Jeffrey: That was written in the pre-Dyson era, though. https://t.co/vD8PIQaNKe

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RT @trentyarwood: The pre test probability of having coronavirus if you’re a health minister seems to be pretty high

UK minister tests pos…

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@dobes @reselsnark I saw that there’s going to be a COVID-19 Hackathon somewhere in the US, so these solutions should be appearing soon.

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Finally. I’ve no idea why they set it up in the first place. https://t.co/Azkv3sYFCb

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RT @NewtonMark: The real news story is that a random businessman you’ve never heard of before (Jaycar), who happens to want nuclear submari…

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@jpwarren @oz_f @SatPaper It shows how @madashelltv has created an accurate character for his adviser.

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@oz_f @SatPaper Also gotta love this AAP / Darren English photo of Home Affairs minister Peter Dutton watching ASIO… https://t.co/OI6tVDaJPu

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“Exclusive: ASIO’s ‘race war’ warning”, a brilliant get by @oz_f and @SatPaper https://t.co/rbj6pJaaTn

Gotta love… https://t.co/Is81ngZWGC

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@therevmountain Because too many journalists still seem to think their oh-so-important words are the main or indeed… https://t.co/9QDbVAAOxj

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@NewtonMark Well you could fix that by flying your aircraft the right way up.

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RT @TeenVogue: @ everyone referring to to #COVID19 as “the Chinese coronavirus” or “the Wuhan fever” — we get it, you’re racist. https://t.…

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Scott Cam’s sookage doesn’t convince me. “‘It’s only fair’: TV host defends government role” https://t.co/E4cYAEHOv5 Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.

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“Defence first Commonwealth entity to be successfully prosecuted under current work safety laws” https://t.co/N8sbu39xZM

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@NewtonMark I can get an experience where I smile and ask for more for a good bit less than $450 per hour.

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RT @boucherhayes: Minister first noticed her symptoms as she was signing a statutory instrument making #coronavirus a notifiable disease.…

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RT @10NewsFirst: Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced the government will extend the current travel ban to include Italy — effectiv…

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@NickyWill100 @nntaleb That’s a really good statement.

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RT @NickyWill100: No surprises that David Walsh who made gazillions gambling, releases a statement that could have been written by @nntaleb…

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RT @ishaantharoor: Last days in Saigon stuff right now at @washingtonpost HQ after we were “encouraged” to work from home starting tomorrow…

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RT @Gokul_Sahni: Always great to hear two of Australia’s best strategic thinkers @Rory_Medcalf & @mfullilove discuss the Indo-Pacific and o…

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Wed plan, an outline: Today will be a “slow start and potter” kind of day. The creative juices need a bit of a sque… https://t.co/WLFtQxYfPW

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“Proofpoint has observed a shocking new phishing campaign, which involves cybercriminals sending fake HIV test resu… https://t.co/B90kiR2qZH

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RT @expectproblems: This is a Florida Man twist I did NOT expect. https://t.co/hYFnfSWejK

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RT @TrevClark1958: What a majestic sight! This is the SARO SR 45 ‘Princess’ flying boat, flying over its ‘home’ turf, the Isle of Wight. A…

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RT @windsorknot: I just enjoy how you can read “white washing” over Pence’s shoulder during this #caronavirus press briefing. https://t.co/…

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Part of last night’s dream was set in the Attorney-General’s office. Former A-G George Brandis was there, wearing o… https://t.co/RSl47MYMX4

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Yet another day of acceptable weather in Sydney. This pleases me. pic.twitter.com/n0k3k9fDNo

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Wednesday. Is your wardrobe convincing? Wednesday.

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