Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 11th, 2020

gotlegsmacro My keys when I’m late and I’m trying to leave the house; a portrait.



Two-tailed (Hersilia sp.)…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v2

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@SuperCroup Well this is excellent value for $20, particularly if it’s 50% acetate.

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decolonialatlas “Unhealthy but exploitable” - Sir Harry Johnston’s brazen appraisal of most of Africa in 1899. pic.twitter.com/h7xMmomSGJ

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surgeonshall This bladder stone was “cut by Jer. Callot from Thomas Murray at Paris, 8th May 1676” Removing bladder stones was v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SK

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Colgo Best media tweet of 2020 twitter.com/RuairiWood/sta…

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@patstokes Grant applications must be the most demoralising part of, well, everything academic.

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@patstokes This is all just soft. So soft.

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@patstokes Can’t you just write, say, “Seriously what IS your problem you cunt?”?

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@jonkudelka Because the world is fucked and people are fucked and everything is fucked. Anyway, how’s your evening going?

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Pffft! It’ll buff out, maybe a little spot welding. twitter.com/PSSAG_PJ/statu…

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“The Bristol Post NAMES and SHAMES trolls”, you mean, because a newspaper is a singular noun. And no. twitter.com/ABCmediawatch/…

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Paul_Karp My proposed coronavirus stimulus package: everyone gets 2 weeks leave, a Stan subscription, 2 weeks of lean cuisine..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sh

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teaandrobots apparently @IKEA bags are a great way to restrain angry swans. I would like to suggest the bags be given a new name..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R5

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beverleywang 2 kg of rice is not stockpiling for an Asian person. It’s running low on rice.
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9NewsAUS Russian spies are accused of hacking the Australian Federal Police and leaking files to cover up any involvement in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xG

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smh Supermarket giant Woolworths has told customers attempting to return excess purchases of toilet paper, pasta, canne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s7

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RichardTuffin night. So unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour-ee-errr

image credit @ladyaimless1 pic.twitter.com/nNrTIobBTj

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BetootaAdvocate PM Forced To Act On Coronavirus After Learning His Voter Base Might Not Exist In A Few Months:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yS

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EXPERT SUBJECT SQUID!

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@dfpiii @morebento @PodcastName It was a very good episode, this most recent one. Bravo.

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fred_connection This is amazing 😂 pic.twitter.com/13tEJf3HFO

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wellmaywesay Save Albert Park’s only remaining member plugs in the 486, fires up Powerpoint and gets ready to print on the Canon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tv

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snurbbotinfo I get awfully weird. But oddly plausible. Enjoy.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, what is your advice for the gentleman in question?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Why are you suppressing my education?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes I got that bit. My question is “What did you think it was?”

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Histreepix A juke box tells a solitary woman to cheer up. London, 1976. pic.twitter.com/dibIvadmoG

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Flu0rescxnt The way Prince Harry completely ignored Borris has me dying 😂 pic.twitter.com/4EOTVMzjNX

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This is why @SnarkyPlatypus should do an Agony Aunt column. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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Brilliant anti-terrorism policing story involving ham. @NewtonMark @dobes @jpwarren twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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@staticsan Yeah but that wasn’t the question.

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I had to look up who Adam Driver was because I’d never heard of him. Turns out that he’s some bloke a head like loa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lx

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hughriminton Remarkably, the NSW Minister for Strip-Searching Children is this time aiming parallel to the ground instead of dir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fp

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SuperCroup This can only mean that one of the fake Hillarys has died of the coronavirus twitter.com/HillaryClinton…

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“ASD teamed up with GCHQ for stolen credit card crackdown” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/asd-te…

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PeterNRMA Media reports this morning suggest could spell the end of hot desking once and for all. Even in the da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qu

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“Cyber hackers demand $30m from ‘major international company’ with office in Perth” thewest.com.au/business/cyber…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eZ

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Spouting this sort of rubbish is actually irresponsible, I think.

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A screenshot for future reference of a tweet from renown epidemiologist Alexander Downer. twitter.com/AlexanderDowne… pic.twitter.com/0JEr1XTthd

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Centrelink is incompetent, Part 755. twitter.com/MattCowgill/st…

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“On Monday, domestic outlet Caixin reported that the property owner had illegally added three stories to the hotel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B6

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@TheRealKerryG It is. My GP is actually seeking new patients because managing people with HIV is now easier (two vi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wj

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SixthTone Update: As of Wednesday, 42 people had been rescued, and 26 people are dead after a quarantine hotel for close cont..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XO

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That’s the end of the highlights I’ll tweet this time.

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Government spending on energy sources essentialvision.com.au/government-spe…

I’m surprised by how much support nuclear gets. pic.twitter.com/U22kpd3cQq

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Q To what extent are you concerned about the threat of the Coronavirus in Australia?
Q How likely do you think it i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pa

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Q Which of the following issues are the most important for the Federal Government to address over the next 12 month..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bf

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New Essential polling is out. I’ll skip the “PM rating” stuff. You can look at that here. essentialvision.com.au/category/essen…

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@jplonie I don’t know where you live.

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@jonoabroad Stem cell treatment is an astounding thing.

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NorthmanTrader Coronavirus response plan summarized:
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LindaMottram This is a terrific representation of how we want Covid-19 to play out. Tonight on @abcnews, @CollignonPeter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mn

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adamliaw It’s quite amazing how in just one year we’ve seamlessly transitioned from the mindful zen of KonMari decluttering..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NY

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@DarkMatterzine So many unanticipated side-effects. This will get funnier every dingle day.

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“Salmon calmer around robots with flippers” scimex.org/newsfeed/fish-… Attn: @firstdogonmoon.

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@expectproblems Everything is going very well indeed.

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“A second patient is now said to be ‘cured’ of HIV” scimex.org/newsfeed/a-sec…

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“New international research has found a worrying change in the Indian Ocean’s surface temperatures that puts southe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gq

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“Exclusive: Google users in UK to lose EU data protection - sources” (20 Feb) reuters.com/article/us-goo…

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From Greece: “Cyber attack on PM’s office, state bodies attributed to foreign spies” (23 Feb) ekathimerini.com/249843/article…

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@mogadeet Nothing can stop the progress of anal bleaching!

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SnarkyPlatypus Maybe the spreadsheet evolved into a rorting artificial intelligence and updated itself. twitter.com/plalor/status/…

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LeenaVanD if you’re mad about people stockpiling toilet paper wait until you hear about negative gearing

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@jxeeno Does your wonderful app also explain the types of Bs somewhere? I am so behind the pace.

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@jxeeno Oh right. I keep forgetting they’re a thing.

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@StephanieCarvin Thanks, Stephanie. I guess I bring an eclectic mix to the table. Helps prevent getting too depressed I guess.

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@jxeeno Hey I am baffled. What does a purple C mean? Coronavirus infected stations?

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Why am I like this?

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@munin Where’s the shaming? I am providing neutral information and accurately quoting the article.

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Yeah look it’s a long story.

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“The good news is, you can ambush your partner with this nightmare footage via FaceTime.”

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“Adding new meaning to the term ‘selfie stick’, this vibrator is equipped with a video camera. Yes. It films the in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4Z

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@kcollasarundell @reselsnark @jeamland @dobes AFL players would just take a punt, of course.

(I’m here all week.) pic.twitter.com/vep2WR3Qe9

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@kcollasarundell @reselsnark @jeamland @dobes This does raise the question, however, of what other kinds of watercr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ed

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@reselsnark @jeamland @dobes What does Scott Cam think of nuclear submarines?

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Picketer Pretty spectacular dunk from someone in this sort of role twitter.com/murraywatt/sta…

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@expectproblems Would they have done this as a prank?

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bencjenkins There’s a condition called Paris Syndrome, where tourists will enter a kind of dissociative state because the Paris..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ws

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LCbasecamp Mind your own business Carol. pic.twitter.com/eH4BHXtjnq

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missie17 This is really getting out of hand: pic.twitter.com/gmAPjaAT2X

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@munin I think it means the opposite.

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@jetztgibtshaue Oh there will be. Some arsehat will say that submarines will be obsolete because of drones.

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coffeeshopjihad Daughter told me all the crayons I ate as a Marine probably made me immune to coronavirus. My baby told her first Marine crayon joke. 🥺💖

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I wonder how stupid some of the journalists’ questions will be. I wonder if they even know which end of the submari..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h9

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Ah! Australia’s submarines are being discussed at the National Press Club. Here’s some tweets, but I reckon I’ll ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J8

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Pinboard I won’t even mention the infamous Biden bros, struggling with caps lock as they try to tweet into a Word document.

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@jeamland @dobes @reselsnark Maybe make the submarine slightly bigger and you could fit a rugby player in it.

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Picketer When faced with an epidemic, the Government’s go to experts are….. bank CEOs twitter.com/patrickdurkin/…

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James_Jeffrey That was written in the pre-Dyson era, though. twitter.com/bairdjulia/sta…

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trentyarwood The pre test probability of having coronavirus if you’re a health minister seems to be pretty high

UK minister tes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YL

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@dobes @reselsnark I saw that there’s going to be a COVID-19 Hackathon somewhere in the US, so these solutions should be appearing soon.

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Finally. I’ve no idea why they set it up in the first place. twitter.com/mwyres/status/…

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NewtonMark The real news story is that a random businessman you’ve never heard of before (Jaycar), who happens to want nuclear..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vt

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@jpwarren @oz_f @SatPaper It shows how @madashelltv has created an accurate character for his adviser.

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@oz_f @SatPaper Also gotta love this AAP / Darren English photo of Home Affairs minister Peter Dutton watching ASIO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pu

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“Exclusive: ASIO’s ‘race war’ warning”, a brilliant get by @oz_f and @SatPaper thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/…

Gotta love..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GC

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@therevmountain Because too many journalists still seem to think their oh-so-important words are the main or indeed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xj

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@NewtonMark Well you could fix that by flying your aircraft the right way up.

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TeenVogue @ everyone referring to to as “the Chinese coronavirus” or “the Wuhan fever” — we get it, you’re racist.tnvge.co/MRSdbV3o

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Scott Cam’s sookage doesn’t convince me. “‘It’s only fair’: TV host defends government role” themandarin.com.au/126977-its-onl… Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.

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“Defence first Commonwealth entity to be successfully prosecuted under current work safety laws” themandarin.com.au/127021-defence…

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@NewtonMark I can get an experience where I smile and ask for more for a good bit less than $450 per hour.

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boucherhayes Minister first noticed her symptoms as she was signing a statutory instrument making a notifiable dise..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vz

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10NewsFirst Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced the government will extend the current travel ban to include Italy — e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uy

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NickyWill100 No surprises that David Walsh who made gazillions gambling, releases a statement that could have been written by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2z

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ishaantharoor Last days in Saigon stuff right now at @washingtonpost HQ after we were “encouraged” to work from home starting tom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uy

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Gokul_Sahni Always great to hear two of Australia’s best strategic thinkers @Rory_Medcalf & @mfullilove discuss the Indo-Pacifi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q7

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Wed plan, an outline: Today will be a “slow start and potter” kind of day. The creative juices need a bit of a sque..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PW

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“Proofpoint has observed a shocking new phishing campaign, which involves cybercriminals sending fake HIV test resu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZH

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expectproblems This is a Florida Man twist I did NOT expect. pic.twitter.com/hYFnfSWejK

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TrevClark1958 What a majestic sight! This is the SARO SR 45 ‘Princess’ flying boat, flying over its ‘home’ turf, the Isle of Wigh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LB

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windsorknot I just enjoy how you can read “white washing” over Pence’s shoulder during this press briefing. pic.twitter.com/8LAQsdt5BJ

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Part of last night’s dream was set in the Attorney-General’s office. Former A-G George Brandis was there, wearing o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X4

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Yet another day of acceptable weather in Sydney. This pleases me. pic.twitter.com/n0k3k9fDNo

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Wednesday. Is your wardrobe convincing? Wednesday.

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