@wolfcat Yes, motor racing could finally become interesting when they all die of the plague.
@trentyarwood Yuck. Thankfully it’s been quite a while since I’ve had the flu. It was not pleasant.
I’ll tweet this again. https://t.co/eOFsDyKTqN
This is important. Most of what people call “the flu†is just a cold. As my GP once said, “You haven’t got the flu.… https://t.co/LPWlGjHZsj
RT @maxuthink: oh my god, this is the funniest headline/photo combo I’ve ever seen in all my days https://t.co/GwwXuM6vl8
mir_btc This is how real help looks like!
The premium version of Pornhub is free for Italians pic.twitter.com/wuvDhwFh0A
@John_F_Power That’s beautiful.
@stacejarman Sounds awkward.
@John_F_Power It’s op-ed rather than news, but I did one with 95 words in a single sentence once.… https://t.co/Ocz17s2xH3
@glengyron @developerjack Also I don’t approve of that usage of “stretch goalsâ€.
@glengyron @developerjack I deleted my LinkedIn account.
RT @japantravelbug: I concur!! 🥂 https://t.co/Lh0aEMnC2b
@ChrissieM Worth a try I guess.
I don’t think I could fit a whole volleyball up there.
@glengyron I don’t want to think about this any more and I assume the movie is terrible.
@glengyron So, this time one of the men is a volleyball?
More importantly, no one knows or cares about your niche weirdo bullshit, and won’t think you’re clever for includi… https://t.co/2L3TPYPw47
Pro Tip for anyone tempted to put “popular culture†references into the work: Don’t. Popular culture isn’t. If 800,… https://t.co/THgU1vjtlY
Note that this does not mean that I want to understand the volleyball thing, because I don’t. I am quite happy to not know.
I don’t understand the volleyball thing.
@suastiastu @adamantium_wang @joshgnosis No idea. I thought there was only one main guy who does this in Sydney, bu… https://t.co/yHi6vidp7f
@suastiastu @adamantium_wang @joshgnosis I don’t understand the question, sorry.
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Seeking diversity in Australia’s spook and cyber workforce†https://t.co/H6qlxAS94N
So glad my u…
“The Great Love Affairâ€, a 1966 documentary on America’s car culture. https://t.co/LbC2PDeItI Fascinating. Lots of… https://t.co/uvHyADTSDS
@GcsunScast @arwon @abcnews @GuardianAus Far from being “scaremongeringâ€Â and “stupidâ€, it was a reasonable interpre… https://t.co/b6i93xe0Bv
@GcsunScast @arwon @abcnews The figure was from NSW Health. Mortality figures far higher than 1% have been cited. H… https://t.co/tu8uJIoIpF
RT @laurie_ms: I reckon that in 9-12 months time, we’re going to have both a baby boom and a rush of divorces.
RT @HOMO8COSMICUS: Planet of the apes reboot looks real nice https://t.co/CqmuzYQyol
@Begbie4017 Beautiful.
@thempiricalkid @johnmcternan @Boeufblogginon Let’s hope this is right then.
@amisamileandme @DrRhysPockett Sadly this will have to wait until tomorrow. I’m not going to grump him up now.
RT @Limerick1914: I imagine this quote will be embedded in the #COVID19 section of future history textbooks. https://t.co/2vcBv3YZwi
@JonoCarrollNH Thanks. I’m washing my hands as we speak.
benraue They did not fuck around with control measures in Sydney in 1919. pic.twitter.com/NXQhalS8nD
@JonoCarrollNH Here’s somespectee.com/detail/36656lI
@JonoCarrollNH Absolutely sure. The pilot wasn’t as good as some others in doing a W, and that first letter had sta… https://t.co/UMqjJc0B3E
RT @pearlylondon: If you describe yourself as “wacky” I believe the word you are actually looking for is “dickhead.”
@jodiem Hahaha thank you. :)
@johnmcternan Mr Morrison isn’t the best fellow for building trust with the citizenry really, is he.
@cybergibbons @alexbloor Your point is solid. :) They‘re a direct linear descendent, though, so maybe the usage is… https://t.co/4SJfO87KJu
@cybergibbons @alexbloor Certainly in the audio production I did in the 1980s and 1990s, “lavalier†was much more c… https://t.co/z2mBOD5ijx
@cybergibbons @alexbloor “Its use as the name of a type of microphone originates from the 1930s,†and it was certai… https://t.co/XDCd5ZMLwT
@jodiem Aren’t they being bashed by African gangs?
CORRECTION: Morrison did say “three goalsâ€. My fingers chose to run amok there. https://t.co/pfYFnd5ovh
@jplonie I’m trying really hard to not inject any more horserace analysis into this, but yeah.
@JonoCarrollNH Try WASH HANDS.
@prleeds To be fair, that sounds worse.
Now buy me a drink. stilgherrian.com/tip/
My “understanding†is based on conversation with people who are professionals in this field, not randoms on the int… https://t.co/eAoRa0C8AE
IMPORTANT CAVEAT: My understanding is that such epidemiological models are heavily dependent on the initial assumpt… https://t.co/qI7anlf9lz
NSW authorities now say 1.5M people in the state will get coronavirus (per @abcnews just now). With a 1% mortality… https://t.co/qn0MsVhAUw
Anyway, I need another drink. End of thread.
All he said about the plan was there’s a plan, really.
OK, my immediate reaction. Morrison didn’t say anything concrete about what we can expect to happen, except that mo… https://t.co/rqeRJmV1A6
Meanwhile, something from the medical people. https://t.co/R5gMHktrrK
Good question. https://t.co/evSV0xPsVK
Oh dear. We can do this because “we’ve worked hard to bring the budget back into balanceâ€, says Morrison.
It’s like watching a catfish looking for food. https://t.co/zs4b0mqAzR
Anyway, the PM is on. He says the plan has two goals.
1. Protect Australians’ heath.
2. Secure Australians’ jobs an… https://t.co/MQAA9hIQFW
No, @abcnews, it’s not about the move from a surplus to a recession, it’s about how many people will get sick and d… https://t.co/OCF9FjJWhn
What Labor says it irrelevant because they’re not in power and can do nothing.
While I appreciate @abcnews doing a quick update before the PM’s Address, and thank you, having all three people at… https://t.co/APAKEQD7KY
God bless America. https://t.co/F5K2UefdhC
@moylecroft @juhasaarinen “A few minutes†is all we know.
The Prime Minister’s Address to the Nation is coming up soon at 7pm AEDT so I guess I’d better get a drink.
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark The modern wonders of sky graffiti!
RT @tobyvogel: The French president seems to think that the virus cares about our fighting spirit. “We will not give up our sidewalk cafés!…
RT @hughriminton: Should we be shutting down more..? https://t.co/dJ9FROOeF2
RT @NewtonMark: Work-from-home videoconference, a colleague is busy trying to make a serious point while everyone’s focusing on his dog qui…
@NewtonMark Anyway the photo got a run in the Graun’s Coronavirus Live. https://t.co/j8JH0Wha23
@NewtonMark Botheration. I should’ve looked it up at the time.
RT @pedestriandaily: One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts deletes FB post after confusing Labour Day with the Labor Party: https://t.co/0e17Z…
Hey @NewtonMark who’s the guy who does this again? This guy I know https://t.co/7XWcAInm1G but I can’t find his air… https://t.co/jRprsMgOLJ
@JessicaMulein @nicolawitters Here’s a photo to give you an idea of the scale. That’s the aircraft in the red circl… https://t.co/fhvfo9RwXN
@Rhys_Needham I didn’t know that. It may be a thing. Maybe it’s the lighting. But either way this shouldn’t have happened, no.
@JessicaMulein @nicolawitters You wouldn’t bother with drones, not the little ones anyway. Their website says they’… https://t.co/QAwj2NY2Wt
@JessicaMulein @nicolawitters This is perfectly normal skywriting. Done with a light aircraft flying at an altitude… https://t.co/857rjpuvTt
Just listened to the @7ampodcast episode that goes with this article. Very good. https://t.co/JgcWexOsEN https://t.co/WzmdAvPquE
@druey They were a thing of their time. A lot has changed since then.
Well this is sub-optimal. Also, this guy is only 38 years old? Gosh. https://t.co/1SfWpkfVGJ
@druey Hahaha. That was a strange series of videos.
RT @clairebbbear: I can’t believe I have only just discovered this account https://t.co/unyDhDi9SA
“Social distancing†won’t be that big a problem. Everyone can just use Slack.
RT @chaser: BREAKING: NSW praised for acting quickly on Corona by shutting down all public events 5 years before outbreak
RT @TheShovel: Condolences Flow In, After Fans Learn Tom Hanks Was On The Gold Coast https://t.co/Uz1KDfNzqE #TomHanks #TomHanksCoronavirus…
@munin @BundyB Just record a 5-minute loop of you looking vaguely interested and play that down the line.
Oh good* the anti-vaxxers are busy spreading bullshit. Not helpful. https://t.co/3mK1ngdToo
RT @ASHMMedia: #Survey: How do you stay HIV negative? If you are a man who has lived in Australia for less than five years, @DrJasonJOng wo…
henrymance Know your audience pic.twitter.com/qoCk7aeAFH
RT @django: I know this has been a discouraging week, but hopefully this English guy who grows trophy-sized onions will cheer you up https:…
Well there’s Jared… https://t.co/vPEqtn3r9V
Patrickavenell nuts not to rebrand it COVIVID Sydney
The PJCIS inquiry website is up for the Telecommunications Legislation Amendment (International Production Orders)… https://t.co/HiIh3YdCvx
Test them for empathy while you’re at it. Given them all a Voight-Kampff test. Shouldn’t take too many questions, c… https://t.co/76QJYTRTml
@JustJimWillDo Are you like six years old?
@ssharwood It’s a film about Elvis. No one will miss it.
The Blue Lagoon. https://t.co/Ew6eGkJx8F
@ssharwood It’s a film shoot.
RT @GreenJ: yeah coz you know if we just stay in doors, isolate ourselves then we LET THE VIRUS WIN! SHOW THE VIRUS WHO’S BOSS! https://t.c…
@awelder @NewtonMark @Birmo Bloody New Zealanders!
A rissole is just a naked dumpling.
God bless America. Again. Note that this is a logarithmic scale. https://t.co/BMJJ2g0SES
@NewtonMark @Birmo You could turn the North Sydney pool into a giant sheep dip.
At a pharmacy in Ashfield. pic.twitter.com/rz7cIJ550q
RT @joshgnosis: Too much happening today but….AFP admitted it hadn’t been keeping proper track and reporting of metadata requests and is…
That thing where the butcher wears rubber gloves while handling the raw meat, then uses those same rubber-clad hand… https://t.co/FFXEu16iy6
@adamantium_wang @joshgnosis He’d got several standard locations, which have to sit inside the gaps between the air… https://t.co/hjxhb1IyIX
@joshgnosis Same guy, I believe. There’s one bloke who does nearly all the skywriting in Sydney. I’ll check later.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Seeking diversity in Australia’s spook and cyber workforce†https://t.co/H6qlxAS94N
So gla… https://t.co/cTfiUQgEzR
In the sky over Sydney’s Inner West right nowpic.twitter.com/KMdEaB9TTRTR
RT @cameronwilson: i just want to type this out:
Queensland premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has urged people to quarantine themselves if the…
RT @expectproblems: It’s Australia, 2020. This is how you get laid on tinder. https://t.co/rxZdiwJnF4
@drearyclocks @ashabeeeee @dobes I hate the future.
The first one in this treat is just brilliant. https://t.co/0apVYsz50O
RT @madiikay: National Park posters created based off their worst Yelp Review, I’m dead https://t.co/eQtdwC9QT6
@ashabeeeee @dobes @drearyclocks Remember when people would have days off and it meant you didn’t have to deal with them?
RT @naamanzhou: Annastacia Palaszczuk just said: “Any people who have come into close contact with Tom Hanks will need to self-isolate”
E…
@SnarkyPlatypus There does seem to be a certain lack of nuance in the US approach…
@ashabeeeee @dobes Is it too much to ask to be whitelisted? Some of my emails are not spam.
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I am prepared for meeting @darrenpauli. pic.twitter.com/CbDntVntY4
@phenidone Yep!
@phenidone Or it’s a new business still running on initial investment order with capex to write off. Or it’s made a… https://t.co/twja8f0yXg
@staticsan Yes, yes…
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli Yes, but he is also wrong elsewhere. He is omniwrong.
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli No, this is just on the internet.
Resisting the urge to correct something wrong on the internet.
@oberonsghost It’s veally good. (With apologies to Fawlty Towers.)
scottjshapiro The Black Death was so devastating because scientists hadn’t yet discovered tax cuts
dannolan funnily enough, with a pandemic on there’s never been a better time to get into the sydney property market
RT @CillizzaCNN: What a world https://t.co/Uhbey50qlT
RT @LizDolphinfluff: Stop asking economists about anything https://t.co/LMMcFJkWyv
KrangTNelson the best coronaposting is currently happening on the sneeze fetish forums pic.twitter.com/03s6LaZhXR
Scutty The ASX 200 has just fallen to the lowest level since December 2016 #ausbiz $XJO pic.twitter.com/Xgn2mJKp9X
RT @Leigh_Phillips: 1987, Earth First! Journal author: “Is AIDS the Answer to an Environmentalist’s Prayer?â€
2020 Toronto Sustainability S…
RT @Lou16em: My professor just told me that if we get a whiff of smoke it’s because another professor put the papers he was grading in the…
@franksting Potato potato.
Colgo Confidence building measures
Dow: pic.twitter.com/QQ9L5ZH3Qt
When you cough, remember to use a Hankskerchief.
I’m here all week, folks. https://t.co/6n4b73pbL4
timdunlop Could the ‘stop the hysteria’ crew please let us all know the exact amount of concern we are allowed to express?
Story files for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a lack of diversity.
I misread this at first. https://t.co/t0fTCszEBV
RT @rgcooke: A senile game-show host is president. As a pandemic takes hold, his speeches reproduce garbled Facebook posts, to cheers. In t…
Thu plan, updated a bunch: Slow start (done); write for @zdnetaustralia (in progress); deal with a couple of local… https://t.co/JVv4GYcdkt
@adavid I AM THAT FOOL.
@DanielOCnr @nukolator Stop picking on me.
@ClipperChip Cool. Lol.
For those playing at home, I am doing this…
sudo vi /etc/hosts
… because I discovered that it contains quite… https://t.co/WZNIY6JGz0
@nukolator @DanielOCnr Yeah I’m an idiot and should’ve used sudo. Why I forgot that is probably not a myste#iamanidiotdiot
Thanks. This did it. https://t.co/yc3ZIqYugP
@munin It’s a good error.
su: Sorry
OK, why is my Mac not letting me do “su”?
cameronwilson I will now be receiving my health updates from this account ONLY pic.twitter.com/c0CDSxCDOV
@rohan_p @dobes @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett Mmmm… minty.
@dobes @rohan_p @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett How do you “debunk†a DUI charge?
RT @bengreenman: “Having wrapped up MidEast peace, Kushner moved triumphantly on to epidemiology. Was there nothing he could not conquer?”…
@ChrissieM @DrRhysPockett That is a good luck-out for everyone there.
Of course he does, @dobes @rohan_p @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett. https://t.co/6oTbg2ALQH
RT @emilyhughes: yesterday two UMass frat guys came in asking for a book of bedtime stories for grown-ups “to read to our frat brothers.†b…
RT @adamliaw: That every supermarket is sold out of pasta, tinned tomatoes and olive oil reinforces my belief that the only thing quite a l…
@jodiem Look it worked for them, eh?
@duckbytheoboe Sounds reasonable. I imagine a small insurance broker could easily do the same.
@RhombusHatesYou I’ll let you work that one out for yourself.
@collettesnowden Indeed.
Pro Tip, in a futile attempt to pre-empt the inevitable whinging: A business’ turnover is not its profit. It can tu… https://t.co/gDBOr1iHLD
@philkernick That’s not so much toilet paper as a kind of anal scraper.
@jennynorton Indeed. I’ll do OK because I have an excellent support network of friends who continue to put up with… https://t.co/yqsTEs6kDO
Oh, one last thing. WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS, PEOPLE.
That’s the only whinge I’ll have on the topic, I promise, except to say that I’d enjoy a bit of a stimulus every now and then.
No matter how this is structured, a single freelancer who’s, um, a tad behind with his tax paperwork will fall stra… https://t.co/VFwuya6ENk
RT @hughriminton: #BREAKING: PM #ScottMorrison announces $17.6b injection into Australian economy over the next four years to counter the e…
@jpwarren Ah OK. As you were then.
RT @stephendpalley: Viruses don’t care about political parties you dipshit.
RT @oz_f: The bloke who just one week ago said “this isn’t like the GFC†before saying “this is worse than the GFCâ€, is going to address th…
Airminded Ffs celebrated science fiction author William Gibson, not now pic.twitter.com/H5YBoTng7o
Ditto. And I mute VERY early in the process. https://t.co/G3V7iuZtRu
This too. https://t.co/3ptrXvv7k8
zyx2k Funny because it’s true :/ pic.twitter.com/36C64XRFCW
RT @KaylaraOwl: If you’re wondering why it’s a bunch of older LGBTQ people trying to urge people to take the Corona Virus seriously and not…
Pro Tip: If we render down the corpses of billionaires we can use their fat to make candles to light our way throug… https://t.co/VwJFWHHmPE
RT @GiovanniTorre: “MAKE US MONEY UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD SCRUBBING THE GREASE TRAP!” https://t.co/paPy0lmZWj
Galaxy Brain me says: I’m a step ahead of you all! I don’t have any superannuation. Oh, wait.
“If members think about their investment in the long-term what has happened this week will not make much difference… https://t.co/zZo5jOzTzU
I see that the Industry SuperFunds are trying to get ahead of the rush. This press release just out. pic.twitter.com/PgXlvxaO9v
I WANT ONE. https://t.co/SyVCmkaG8V
@garthk Consistency is good. But a company is a singular thing. You must be re-educated.
@jpwarren I’m looking forward to your reflections!
RT @CaseyExplosion: What the right thinks socialism is vs. what socialism is. https://t.co/1pPR3ZmVEK
RT @kels_316: JoePedo isn’t what it sounds like https://t.co/h54O7n9j6o
Being attacked by @gathgwyn. Bleeding.
IT’S THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. https://t.co/gCzH2nqAul
@bigjsl @trentyarwood Look. I think it’s a reasonable suggestion.
Also, whinging about what happened a decade ago doesn’t exactly make you look forward-thinking.
It seems to be physically impossible for any minister or clockwork backbencher to discuss what the government is do… https://t.co/mlTbpDJrNB
RT @KevinBankston: “Internet exchanges around the world recorded record traffic peaks on Tuesday, driven by increased Internet use related…
jason_a_w silver linings! pic.twitter.com/QvZEFDmA40
@WarWraith @snurbbotinfo I doubt the robot is smart enough for that.
leslieleeiii Making insulin more expensive than a gun is going to seem like an obvious blunder by the ruling class in short order.
RT @VerranDeborah: @stilgherrian Us women know what to do …… https://t.co/Bvu93Jf7UY
Thu plan, draft: Slow start with fried rice; look at that US cyber report; haircut; 1500 meeting, Sydney CBD; story… https://t.co/EfMa6DAyZW
snurbbotinfo Jeebus, this government is a bit shit suddenly.
God bless America. https://t.co/mPXip8Ch7M
At Sydney Central station on Tuesday I listened as I did my business. Six men came through. Only two washed their h… https://t.co/8JpDACWRCD
This bot needs to be installed in every men’s bathroom in the universe. https://t.co/MCKRBE8VlX
RT @trentyarwood: There is a bot to remind you to wash your hands, in case you need it. https://t.co/jarSKfdPoK
sylmobile Hello disease vectors.
The US Cyberspace Solarium Commission final report is out, at 182 pages. I’ll have a look later today. https://t.co/48PcrSHS6Y
I’m looking forward to Sydney’s weather todpic.twitter.com/0LAfk4Y1d9Y1d9
Thursday. A task will run late amid embarrassment and accusations. Thursday.