Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 13th, 2020

@SuperCroup I have seen someone say their workmate thought this. Doubt it’s an isolated case of stupidity.

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I’m glad to see that everyone is a viral epidemiologist again tonight.

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SuperCroup Wise words. twitter.com/wobster/status…

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NewtonMark Is this official advice as credible as the offical advice that told Karl Stephanovic that Dutton was missing his in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dt

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@AlisterAir @LaTrioli I think you might need to have another go at it.

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@AlisterAir @LaTrioli Where the hell did you get that interpretation from?

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From a friend: “Ahhhh fuck, in light of tonight’s travel advice we might have to pull the plug on [DESTINATION]. No..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h9

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ahmermkhan To neutralise the effect of , a right wing Hindu outfit is organising a Gaumutra (cow urine) party tomo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fI

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Is it wrong that I’m enjoying this SO much? twitter.com/NelsonMRosario…

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shaun_vids imo, the best sort of economic system is one so fragile that we need to pretend a pandemic isn’t happening to avoid frightening it to death

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da_judge This is a picture of an asteroid crater in Arizona…
Look how close it came to hitting the visitors centre… pic.twitter.com/hJgOxNxyLd

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@aggerchez I was wondering about that. Sigh.

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bbccomedy Alan Partridge’s Hands-Free Train Toilet Drill will revolutionise your life. pic.twitter.com/WVTXYPU4AF

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stilgherrian Congrats again @oz_f and @7ampodcast for the “White Terror” series. Highly recommended.

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stilgherrian If you had to imagine the sort of cunt who’d be a “property technology entrepreneur” what do you think they’d look..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xX

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Scarfolk Wash your hands or we will remove them and wash them for you.

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MattSainsb For those interested - COVID-19’s incubation period is about 5 days, and symptoms show up in 12:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UG

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manyapan Wechat article by Chinese Student Union of Cardiff Uni making its rounds — she was yelled at for wearing a face ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bY

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iMusing so Morrison knew when he did that piece to camera last night, and knew when he said this afternoon that he’s still..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ie

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latingle “Misrepresented”… twitter.com/annajhenderson…

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@kcarruthers I hope she consulted an exorcist.

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@TwitsForMiles @LaTrioli Yep. Premium is full HD or higher with no adverts, and full-length videos not just previews. Or, um, so I’m told.

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@LaTrioli @TwitsForMiles Absolutely. A perfect free trial offer scenario,

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@TwitsForMiles @LaTrioli Did you see that Pornhub is providing free premium accounts to people in Italy’s locked-down provinces?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHA. [Deep breath] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHA! HA! Oh yeah, @LaTrioli, tell us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2l

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AmyRemeikis Peter Dutton has Coronavirus, in three acts. pic.twitter.com/ZbpH6na8JL

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No more potato joke replies please.

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Latest from Coles: “From Saturday we will limit the purchase of pasta, flour, dry rice, paper towels, paper tissues..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xL

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ToshGreenslade Please don’t die. That’s one of my most popular characters…

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IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE FUCKING POTATO JOKE AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE IT FUNNY HONESTLY YOU PEOPLE ARE SHITHOUSE AT COMEDY.

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DougalWallace Margaret Court’s Victory Life Church says it will continue as usual, because it’s protected from the Covid-19 virus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eI

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glengyron How many times do authorities have to point out that corona virus is NOT like the flu. twitter.com/nopoweradeinus…

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oz_f Therapists tell you not to obliterate yourself with alcohol and drugs when you’re feeling down, but if they were go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g0

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@DrRhysPockett @johnb78 Depends which end of the economy you start.

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What a shemozzle.

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kevinbonham Politicians with coronavirus according to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_p…:

Iran 12
Spain, France 8
Italy 5
Austria 2
Austr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yk

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gomichild ARE WE AT STRAWBERRY 🍓 NEEDLES THREAT LEVEL YET?

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That’s probably a good idea, yes. twitter.com/VOANews/status…

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jekearsley A week ago Peter Dutton was with Ivanka Trump, US Attorney-General William Barr and members of other five eyes nati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iY

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REMINDER: Speculation isn’t News.

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@BundyB I didn’t go outside, so sure.

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FionaKatauskas I’ve run out of toilet paper and shall henceforth be using toast

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@DavidFeng I will make you a proper drink some time.

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This photograph also sums up today. twitter.com/DomLorrimer/st…

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@parisba Sorry. Suddenly in quarantine.

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NeilMcMahon Spare a thought for coronavirus. One minute you’re hanging out with Tom Hanks hearing stories about Meg Ryan and Ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K7

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@mediahaze Excellent. Though I’m not quarantined yet.

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I think I’ll make myself a Special Drink.

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Max_Fisher Hard to think of a better metaphor for the 21st century than China, South Korea, Singapore, Japan all on their way..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uk

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Oh. It’s finished. Well those two days went by quickly.

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Also, “Ensure that your staff and stakeholders are informed and educated in cyber security practices, such as detec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C7

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The @ASDGovAu is joining the many agencies reminding people to consider cybersecurity as part of their work-from-ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jm

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NickEvershed just heard about 20 news alerts go off in this train carriage omg

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jdub Always wash your potatoes.

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JoeABCNews Peter Dutton has COVID-19 twitter.com/peterdutton_mp…

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That was a fun recording of @wellmaywesay with @jeremysear. And now, thanks to the NBN, I am uploading audio files..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gS

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@jpwarren Only if it’s a regional pool and already finished being built.

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The fabulous moving podcast recording time is now 1610 AEDT, and that’s coming up soon. I’m glad I had this chance..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LY

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seamus Remember when people said there’s no way the public would forget how badly the govt did during the bushfires?

So long ago…

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@jpwarren Maybe he’s saving that modelling for the swimsuit round.

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Is see that @LowyInstitute has cancelled all its events for next week.

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@expectproblems Well he probably isn’t, but trust is at an all-time low I think.

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Here’s some information which I didn’t have because I wasn’t in the mood for watching a press conference. twitter.com/perrynfowler/s…

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Maybe Scott Morrison was just wanting to give people a bit of notice. What I find interesting, though, is that he’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…94

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There’s a certain amount of cynical speculation that the ban on mass events is only set to start on Monday because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2I

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“Telecommunications International Production Orders Bill sent to PJCIS” by @dobes, because he can do that apparentl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6s

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disastrid I love switching between VPNs and seeing how media outlets tailor their headlines depending on who they think the a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G4

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ashleystorrie AMAZON HAS SOLD OUT OF PLAGUE DOCTOR MASKS. 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/d7uhzYNW3c

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nicolejensen Even the dark web is doing its part. twitter.com/EileenOrmsby/s…

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Congrats again @oz_f and @7ampodcast for the “White Terror” series. Highly recommended.

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joshgnosis Can’t wait for his lip sync twitter.com/QandA/status/1…

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And… we’ve pushed back the recording to 1530. This is cool.

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@gathgwyn No, @gathgwyn, I know I’ve been a soft touch and given you extra snacks some days, but not today.

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“Samantha Maiden has been appointed National Political Editor for news.com.au. She will join the team i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…88

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abcnews ASC shuts down operations after worker tests positive to coronavirus abc.net.au/news/2020-03-1…

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Fri plan, updated: Slow start (done); administrivia (done); 1230 podcast recording (someone else’s not mine); think..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s4

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@jpwarren 13-year-olds always think they know everything though.

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It seems Indonesia is hanging out for the facts, @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/snurb_dot_info…

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marisa_franco Socialism for the markets, Rugged individualism for people. twitter.com/alivelshi/stat…

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bornmiserable computer, enhance pic.twitter.com/jkExiRtkRw

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snurb_dot_info When, if ever, is going to get the bloody message ?

Take the hint, mate. Nobody wants to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JG

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WTMMP pic.twitter.com/8zn1yL1tfs

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SethAbramson *TRUMP TRAVEL BAN*

{RETWEET for those confused about how Trump makes decisions}

IRELAND (🇮🇪): NO BAN
✅ 1 Trump go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1b

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@trentyarwood @jpwarren I thought you’d want to know about this.

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“Digital health agency launches My Health Record resource for children’, which will thrill @jpwarren themandarin.com.au/127297-digital…

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@garystark @oberonsghost I now have images of ragged footballers playing a game in some empty post-armageddon landscape.

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oneplanetmikey This Coronavirus shit is getting real. The induction of Depeche Mode into the Rock and Roll hall of fame in Cincinn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ng

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johnb78 “I say this not as an epidemiologist, but as a person with a massive hobby horse that I am going to wheel out on ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sQ

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Also, their email marketing provider is “Reasonable Spread”, which I find way too amusing. pic.twitter.com/lrEludeqRo

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For some reason I am getting coronavirus advice from Shenzhen Sansun Technology Co.,Ltd. pic.twitter.com/FW906ExVwM

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@dobes The official facts are always balanced.

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@DDsD Oh I’m fine with him doing the gig. I’m just loving* the hyperbole.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @pubiary Can I just say that your calibration for “It was OK” may not be the same as others’?

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@NewtonMark Nah I’m fucked. This is part of their business model. pic.twitter.com/u3Mj7jT1Iq

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@NewtonMark Oh God, click on the “English” button and I”m being redirected to west.xyz, so that’s a pain.

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@NewtonMark [Nods] Yeah I knew I had a chance if .au, but working thru register “Chengdu west dimension digital tec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rv

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“Fu Yinjuan: In just a few days, I have withdrawn for the second time, earning more than 20,000 points, I would hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ld

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The comments are also great. “Sunny pig: It really is true, I also followed the WeChat customer service for half an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GQ

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Even funnier because the spokesperson is supposedly Goddess Zhao Liying, a major Chinese actor…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bn

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“To be honest, I am very optimistic about this product, which is the reason for my endorsement. I am also a benefic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xH

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Hahaha goddammit. A client’s domain has been sniped and is now advertising some dodgy get-rich-quick scheme.

“It i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6b

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I title this video “The Defendant and His Lawyer”. twitter.com/Glenina57/stat…

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@SupergranIsBack “Old people” built the damn internet.

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GrogsGamut he has literally become the meme

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GrogsGamut “Can’t get it if you’re not tested for it…” twitter.com/nytimes/status…

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@johnmcternan We could call it the “indoornet” because it works indoors.

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Gosh. If only there were some way to spend money from inside your own home. twitter.com/AusOpinion/sta…

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VinceRugari The fact that they waited until a large crowd of people were lining up at the gates to announce there would be no c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8V

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@tshanahan83 @Headwellred I’d never thought I’d say this, but I’ve been impressed with Hastie’s chairing of PJCIS.

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@Headwellred @tshanahan83 I’m having trouble thinking of anyone else from that batch. Marise Payne is doing well as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z0

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That @washingtonpost headline “Coronavirus burial pits in Iran so vast that they’re visible from space”… Can we s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3z

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@tshanahan83 I know through personal contacts that thankfully at the health operational level plans are well under..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d2

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@tshanahan83 The Libs do have a few but they’re all either backbenchers or in a ministry that’s look bacd to shuffl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l2

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@tshanahan83 Yeah it’s hardly “We shall fight them on the beaches”. Is there anything even vaguely like a call to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hF

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joshgnosis I went back to the NBN cost-benefit analysis from 2014 and lol in what world is a whole season of GoT 1.7GB? pic.twitter.com/ySuXWXozuv

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DPAQreport As Americans speak of long waits, Senegal is testing people & getting results within 4 hours.

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If you missed PM Scott Morrison’s Address to the Nation last night and want to catch up without seeing the smirk, h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gw

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RightWingWatch Kenneth Copeland healed viewers of the coronavirus through their televisions last night. pic.twitter.com/8lwHufTIy4

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shuhyta At a vice-regal event last night where the sanitiser was served on a silver platter. pic.twitter.com/4hZW1ScKLb

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glengyron Change your avatar to pink to stop covid-19.

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ideasimprove If anyone is stuck at home tonight and needs a cocktail recipe, tweet me your ingredients. I’ll tell you what to make.

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@GordyPls @glengyron Worst of all are “journalists”.

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If you had to imagine the sort of cunt who’d be a “property technology entrepreneur” what do you think they’d look..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xX

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KetanJ0 Both and will be subject to Y2k Syndrome - where significant effort is put into avoidin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yY

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AndrewPStreet Morrison has finally accepted economic reality, which is praiseworthy - and has also proved that the refusal to do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eU

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kcolbin We are hosting a free virtual global summit on COVID-19 with 20+ hours of content and speakers/sessions from 10 cou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gg

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kcolbin Here is the thing to understand about flattening the curve.

It only works if we take necessary measures before the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eM

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start; prep for then 1130 podcast recording (someone else’s not mine); administrivia; story p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xx

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TK9582 on a scale from 0 to 12 monkeys we are at 8 monkeys right now

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I finally caught that Sky News interview with Scott Cam from Tuesday. What a debacle. skynews.com.au/details/_61399…

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@Airminded As opposed to the whine you’d hear from a continent away if it had?

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@garystark Not really my thing, this boomer music. :)

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So anyway I guess that everyone’s feeling confident about the future again now that Scott Morrison has Addressed the Nation?

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DrakeGatsby Salt: My rap name will be Salt

Pepa: I’ll be Pepa

Spinderella: Lol I guess I’ll be Paprika?

Salt: NO. YOU DO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jq

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It’s going to one of those lovely Sydney days again. pic.twitter.com/ZlKagEWtIn

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Friday. You should never have trusted them. Friday.

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