Gorn.
RT @awelder: The head of the NRL, Peter V’Landys, used to be head of Racing NSW. If anyone knows how to panhandle for public money, he’s yo…
@_midofo_ :(
@kcarruthers Make a better joke then.
RT @kels_316: you know who the real Un-Australians are? The reply chodes offering Tom Hanks advice about how to spread vegemite.
Since wh…
@aCoerper_Mainz Search for the word “Sorbentâ€. :)
We’ve passed peak “toilet paper†in Australia, but as this 30-day chart from Google Trends shows, things certainly… https://t.co/e324iL5n9K
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 511: Ranting as the world begins to fall apart†https://t.co/QSCLSHV0OY Covers 9—15 Mar… https://t.co/dGL0ZihGgA
I’m disappointed that this tweet didn’t get more attention. It’s quite a good joke I think. https://t.co/Lm5biOlhMZ
@kcarruthers @Sheridansmith1 A few people have said they get me.
@Taco_Lad @SnarkyPlatypus But Tame Impala is drab shit.
THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED AND WE HAD OPINIONS. https://t.co/X0VILkQBPF
OK this is a clear sign that Australian society is crumbling, @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/sxrEbkyvDY https://t.co/55HDC1Iucs
@DavidFeng Given that you don’t drink much, pretty much any drink will do. But let’s go for quality at least.
@FrKarlSinclair @GordyPls You want to put Gordy and me in the same room. No good can come of this.
@DavidFeng Clearly misdirection to cover up its manufacture in the Wuhan virus lab. Either way, drinks can be provided.
rohmac So, you are to bump elbows in greeting.
You are also to sneeze into your elbow.
Does anyone see a problem here?
The ragged guy sitting opposite me is very much on the nod, as the phrase goes. He’s currently trying to plug his e… https://t.co/weDOWCgCrv
On a #blueandyellowtrain from Ashfield to Central. It feels like there’s far fewer people than I’d expect for this time of day.
@JohnBirmingham It’s enough to bring a patriotic tear to one’s eye.
@GordyPls @FrKarlSinclair Sometimes I think Father Karl is trying to kill me by proxy.
mcpheeceo Today’s #Seattle sign. Photo by Oogabacha. pic.twitter.com/IB2qaVdGEE
A Chair for @ApostrophePong, Burwood, Sydney. pic.twitter.com/z7ipmxdNPq
RT @laurenthehough: Shout out to Gen X, the only generation who can keep our asses at home without being told, the motherfucking latchkey k…
@darrenpauli Good thinking.
@noreasonspec Why are you asking me?
@FrKarlSinclair @GordyPls Fortunately no one “pops up†when I type an @ so maybe I’ll be OK.
Bass Hill, Sydney, apparently. https://t.co/fmWHrxTNYi
RT @PatrickLenton: If Vivid gets cancelled, het couples are welcome to come to my house and have an argument while I flick the light switch…
@BarbaraBerkery @gathgwyn Oh yes, he’s associated my presence with the humans disappearing. But they get back tonig… https://t.co/PcBgPT3vYk
@BarbaraBerkery @gathgwyn Possibly. I am the only person he does this to.
@gathgwyn And then as soon as the food is in the bowl he hisses at me as I pass.
So @gathgwyn is now just straight-up attacking me when demanding food. Claws and teeth into my legs every time I wa… https://t.co/Bf0Ww9qOqZ
RT @simonahac: ok, @SPAMbrand is sold out.
shit just got serious. https://t.co/htR61Bcbbi
@juhasaarinen And did I once suggest starving Ukrainians?
RT @DigitalMediaBoy: HAPPY 60th to Australia’s best election icon, @AntonyGreenABC https://t.co/F84hXXX4uv
RT @PopSci: How do you tell if your cold or flu is actually #COVID19? Use this chart as a handy guide to common symptoms for all three. htt…
@juhasaarinen I am definitely not a Stalinist.
This message from Dr Adam Visser, the director of critical care at Toowoomba hospital in regional Queensland, is ve… https://t.co/gMxZSM0YLX
“An influential former Chinese property executive who called President Xi Jinping a ‘clown’ over a speech he made l… https://t.co/CWKlAnOQBH
Sun plan, remainder: Relax for a little bit; empty the bins; migrate to Haymarket; Weekly Wrap; collapse.
RT @MalwareJake: This is brilliant. https://t.co/zOWbjLOzOA
RT @danieljpeter: Working from home when your children’s school gets cancelled.
https://t.co/f6Ona75Qh6
@Thefinnigans I think we saw somewhere in Burwood at $75/kg the other day but I don’t remember where exactly.
Shockwave I’m wondering if people selling bondage harnesses and cuffs could re-market them as “Don’t touch your face restraints”
#covid19
@michaelmeloni It is a time for many dumplings.
@Thefinnigans Does New Shanghai do lobster? I didn’t go in anyway.
Other than the supermarkets, things are very quiet in Ashfield. Most eateries poorly patronised. There is no queue… https://t.co/EQmUaa9qDq
SITREP Ashfield Mall: Coles quite busy, only paper goods and hand sanitiser etc sold out. Plenty of new stock for m… https://t.co/XNOPqaxaUQ
Mission Accomplished. pic.twitter.com/W1FaaPP6iD
Oh good, it dissipated. pic.twitter.com/iMtMyx93cu
Given how often I’ve plugged @rainparrot you’d think I’d check before going for a walk. But here I am, 15 minutes i… https://t.co/XWorXlMdQw
Pop-up advert on YouTube just now for the Department of Health. Clicks though to this web page.… https://t.co/czqvZLHgP9
@PolemiCol @jpwarren @KateBushMusic But what if AM Kare Bush?
You may need to sedate the wolf first, @jeamland. https://t.co/6PJi5qGOLb
RT @jacknicas: Update: I spoke with Matt Colvin just now and he said he is exploring ways to donate all the supplies.
We’ve updated our st…
RT @jacknicas: I’ve seen the many tweets referencing the wild last line on this story, and let me say, I’m pleased people still read to the…
RT @jacknicas: Can’t find hand sanitizer? Matt Colvin has 17,700 bottles of it.
He emptied stores across Tennessee, hoping to profit. Then…
RT @jpwarren: Clearly now is the time to take up whirling. https://t.co/FhMjpsYU30
RT @jpwarren: So 1.5m means we should all be able to spin around without hitting anyone else’s outstretched fingers. Like this: https://t.c…
RT @jpwarren: This 1.5m distance thing is non-intuitive.
I’m ~165cm tall (5’5”) and your arm span (both arms outstretched) is about the sam…
@expectproblems This is the UK government, so everything is fine. Wait.
@expectproblems I suspect the UK modelled this in some detail during the Cold War in relation to avoiding radioacti… https://t.co/2wOmH5rzju
@expectproblems Part of the argument is that people will get irritated with the quarantine and start going out agai… https://t.co/wrBqXHo7SE
@expectproblems Well that’s why they say this… though there’s also a school of thought which says this is not the… https://t.co/qh02J30KGa
“Other measures already being planned include…pic.twitter.com/Py5Y8U09ZJ09ZJ
The tweet is lacking one small nuance that’s in the story itself. These measures “could†be invoked in the UK, it s… https://t.co/iBmOLbzCQs
RT @JohnMcCullough_: With no tourists to feed rice crackers to the huge deer population in Japan’s Nara Park, herds have started entering t…
GrogsGamut It will be such a relief when this is over and the govt can go back to telling us we can ignore scientific advice
@twcau Because it’s Chuck Tingle and I often tweet Chuck Tingle’s new titles.
Sun plan, a sequence of tasks: A few minor chores (mainly to conceal the evidence); make Sunday Lunch with a pig; w… https://t.co/WxkzdVw8As
RT @steve_vladeck: Just to put this out there:
1) Only Congress can change the date of a federal election.
2) Under Section 1 of the Cons…
RT @developerjack: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/bZh39dvRvB
crowsx3 Arrival (2016) pic.twitter.com/LKbiOYeBQs
RT @AwardsDarwin: The toilet paper shortage is driving people to extreme measures.
(🎥 via @Dumbsheat ) https://t.co/CBbVvu78SL
@reselsnark No, I had to abandon that.
Meanwhile, the weather for Sydneyâ€pic.twitter.com/N1g0mrWCZpZp
It’s possible that poor choices were made.
@misosusanowa … and when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, yes.
This too, I suspect. https://t.co/DVGQvgs4pR
This was a key part of it. https://t.co/NmuBb8cuJg
Oh wait. I know.
How is it 11am?
Sunday. The river flows on forever, even when it is no more than a puddle. Sunday.
OK I am going away now. Woof.
@alive_middle Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!
@TheCurbAU Good dog!
I blame you cunts who show me interesting things on the internet.
Goddammit 3am.
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@HHackenbecker You have sent me down a rabbit-hole.
@HHackenbecker Jesus Christ!
@HHackenbecker Which cannot be allowed.
@HHackenbecker And that is never a good thing.
@HHackenbecker YMO goes back… how far?
@HHackenbecker Wow. That’s one hell of a callback!
@buddhawilliams @SnarkyPlatypus Well, yes. :)
@LizDolphinfluff @erstkate Go for it.
@LizDolphinfluff @erstkate I’m usually not. But itâ€s the weekend and I have no life.
@MikeIncavo @jonathandugec I was a producer and sometimes presenter with ABC Radio in [DATES LAST CENTURY REDACTED]… https://t.co/YDbJcOi0nF
It appears that it’s after 2am and I believe it’s your fault.
Obviously you are not willing to be placated by 1990s Japanese alternative music. You cunts.
@justanotheramy Much worse.
Seriously, what a frame. pic.twitter.com/15XNqFfS02
Look, this. https://t.co/y47TmHllvM
@erstkate Ask them how many refugees they’ve got crashing in their front room right now.
@justanotheramy And here we are in 2020. God help us all.
This is our world now. Enjoy. https://t.co/jA4Z4PhYq3
@aleeb88 I have no idea now. I think everything is post something, so here we are. I may have been drinking.
@justanotheramy OK, OK, I am seriously outclassed and I bow to your knowledge. Second-hand arts theory learned via… https://t.co/Cz7d9R42Dd
@buddhawilliams @SnarkyPlatypus Pleasure. If your band’s singer can’t do the main melody on trombone then why are they even in business?
@justanotheramy No. You are wrong. And there it rests.
@erstkate So many things.
@alive_middle Prost!
stilgherrian The coronavirus combined with the run on toilet paper has me worried that we may soon see a frightening new product: SORBENT GREEN.
@SuperCroup Anything goes now.
If any of you know the artist in question, I ask you to be discreet.
@SuperCroup Seems like a solid strategy.
I think I might keep drinking until the world makes sense.
OMFG AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH A MAN WHO WANTS PUBLICITY HOW WAS THIS POSSIBLE. https://t.co/uDgx77I7UI
This is turning into the same playlist as the other night. The Bee Gees and Deep Purple, “You Should Be Smokingâ€â€¦ https://t.co/GN1RcyOHkP
@justanotheramy Why? It’s the name of a movement, therefore a proper noun. No?
Now playing: PSY vs Ghostbusters, “Gangnam Busters†https://t.co/7F7qfMq4PV
Now playing: “Stayin’ in Black†(Bee Gees + AC/DC Mashup) by Wax Audio https://t.co/phbnngy2ui
Anyway I caught up with him last year and, well, let’s just say that years later things may not be the same as they… https://t.co/kdFAhzKdHM
I do not understand what it means to be a Post-Structuralist, as I have been accused, even though I was fucking a m… https://t.co/IwNRbu8D4T
@justanotheramy I don’t even know what it means. So there goes tomorrow’s reading time.
@justanotheramy How the fuck should I know? I did computing science.
@glengyron Fair point.
@Hojpojj Problem is your end, sorry.
HEY KIDS I HAVE JUST BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING A POST-STRUCTURALIST WOW.
@glengyron Wow. I have never been accused of Post-Structuralism before. That’s kinda cool.
Obviously anything related to Michael Jackson is wrong now, but here we are.
Michael Jackson vs The Doors, “Billie Jean on the Storm†https://t.co/zkR1CRe9VD
@glengyron Nothing in Singapore is true.
@glengyron Fuck off.
Daft Punk vs. Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Lose Yourself to Californication†https://t.co/erzmbbZmWA
@wolfcat Sure.
Hey just quietly, Kids, there’s a global pandemic going on. You might want to have a think about your priorities in… https://t.co/pq08MPu3Yd
RT @ichaydon: Wow — dean of University of Washington medical school is asking qualified graduate students to pause their research and inste…
@wolfcat Yeah well what would they know?
Fuck. It’s after midnight.
@HHackenbecker You’re welcome.
@HHackenbecker That is truly beautiful, and a correct warning.
@Epigrammist Ah, there’s so much I wish I’d recorded too. You don’t think about it at the time.
Well except for the razor blade.
Fuck it. It’s not like anyone didn’t know this is how the world happened. And I haven’t seen any of those things in, what? Two decades?
LET ME RE-CREATE MY YOUTH! I’ll need some quarter-inch audio tape, a splicing block, a razor blade, and half an ounce of weed. Wait, what?
@Epigrammist All this is true, but I can’t help but think my skills in physical tape splicing will definitely* come… https://t.co/fxQHK7diw4
This is seriously how this is unfolding. @DrRhysPockett @trentyarwood should I be concerned?
(I think I know the a… https://t.co/5z1EM7A3Kc
Meanwhile, Gloria Gaynor and Dio, “I Will Survive the Rainbow in the Dark†https://t.co/uLKXOLV3dc
@Epigrammist I did not know this because anything game-related is way outside my realm. But yes absolutely, “I’d ha… https://t.co/FsnYYB1oYF
@jonathandugec @MikeIncavo And this is where we are. :) pic.twitter.com/ESfFerxBQB
@OzKitsch @HartWexford That is just fantastic.
Meanwhile, there’s this glorious arrangement… https://t.co/bsdWOw7NRo
@OzKitsch @HartWexford Love your work.
@justanotheramy Indeed. :)
So then there’s this. “Heroes†- Postmodern Jukebox ft. Nicole Atkins - Bowie Cover (from Heineken Advert)… https://t.co/eTCL9UxfjC