Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 15th, 2020

awelder The head of the NRL, Peter V’Landys, used to be head of Racing NSW. If anyone knows how to panhandle for public mon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yc

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kels_316 you know who the real Un-Australians are? The reply chodes offering Tom Hanks advice about how to spread vegemite…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QH

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@aCoerper_Mainz Search for the word “Sorbent”. :)

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We’ve passed peak “toilet paper” in Australia, but as this 30-day chart from Google Trends shows, things certainly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9K

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 511: Ranting as the world begins to fall apart” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/51… Covers 9–15 Martwitter.com/i/web/status/1…hGgA

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I’m disappointed that this tweet didn’t get more attention. It’s quite a good joke I think. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED AND WE HAD OPINIONS. twitter.com/wellmaywesay/s…

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OK this is a clear sign that Australian society is crumbling, @SnarkyPlatypus. abc.net.au/news/2020-03-1… pic.twitter.com/55HDC1Iucs

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@DavidFeng Given that you don’t drink much, pretty much any drink will do. But let’s go for quality at least.

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@FrKarlSinclair @GordyPls You want to put Gordy and me in the same room. No good can come of this.

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@DavidFeng Clearly misdirection to cover up its manufacture in the Wuhan virus lab. Either way, drinks can be provided.

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rohmac So, you are to bump elbows in greeting.

You are also to sneeze into your elbow.

Does anyone see a problem here?

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The ragged guy sitting opposite me is very much on the nod, as the phrase goes. He’s currently trying to plug his e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rv

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On a from Ashfield to Central. It feels like there’s far fewer people than I’d expect for this time of day.

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@JohnBirmingham It’s enough to bring a patriotic tear to one’s eye.

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@GordyPls @FrKarlSinclair Sometimes I think Father Karl is trying to kill me by proxy.

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mcpheeceo Today’s sign. Photo by Oogabacha. pic.twitter.com/IB2qaVdGEE

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laurenthehough Shout out to Gen X, the only generation who can keep our asses at home without being told, the motherfucking latchk..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1H

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@FrKarlSinclair @GordyPls Fortunately no one “pops up” when I type an @ so maybe I’ll be OK.

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PatrickLenton If Vivid gets cancelled, het couples are welcome to come to my house and have an argument while I flick the light switch on and off

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@BarbaraBerkery @gathgwyn Oh yes, he’s associated my presence with the humans disappearing. But they get back tonig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yk

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@BarbaraBerkery @gathgwyn Possibly. I am the only person he does this to.

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@gathgwyn And then as soon as the food is in the bowl he hisses at me as I pass.

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So @gathgwyn is now just straight-up attacking me when demanding food. Claws and teeth into my legs every time I wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qZ

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simonahac ok, @SPAMbrand is sold out.

shit just got serious. twitter.com/nichamaxwell/s…

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@juhasaarinen And did I once suggest starving Ukrainians?

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DigitalMediaBoy HAPPY 60th to Australia’s best election icon, @AntonyGreenABC pic.twitter.com/F84hXXX4uv

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PopSci How do you tell if your cold or flu is actually ? Use this chart as a handy guide to common symptoms for al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CX

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This message from Dr Adam Visser, the director of critical care at Toowoomba hospital in regional Queensland, is ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LX

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“An influential former Chinese property executive who called President Xi Jinping a ‘clown’ over a speech he made l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BH

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Sun plan, remainder: Relax for a little bit; empty the bins; migrate to Haymarket; Weekly Wrap; collapse.

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MalwareJake This is brilliant. twitter.com/haaniyah_/stat…

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danieljpeter Working from home when your children’s school gets cancelled.

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@Thefinnigans I think we saw somewhere in Burwood at $75/kg the other day but I don’t remember where exactly.

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Shockwave I’m wondering if people selling bondage harnesses and cuffs could re-market them as “Don’t touch your face restraints”

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@Thefinnigans Does New Shanghai do lobster? I didn’t go in anyway.

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Other than the supermarkets, things are very quiet in Ashfield. Most eateries poorly patronised. There is no queue..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dq

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SITREP Ashfield Mall: Coles quite busy, only paper goods and hand sanitiser etc sold out. Plenty of new stock for m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UQ

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Given how often I’ve plugged @rainparrot you’d think I’d check before going for a walk. But here I am, 15 minutes i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qw

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Pop-up advert on YouTube just now for the Department of Health. Clicks though to this web page…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P9

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You may need to sedate the wolf first, @jeamland. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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jacknicas Update: I spoke with Matt Colvin just now and he said he is exploring ways to donate all the supplies.

We’ve updat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6f

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jacknicas I’ve seen the many tweets referencing the wild last line on this story, and let me say, I’m pleased people still re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lH

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jacknicas Can’t find hand sanitizer? Matt Colvin has 17,700 bottles of it.

He emptied stores across Tennessee, hoping to pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…42

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jpwarren Clearly now is the time to take up whirling. pic.twitter.com/FhMjpsYU30

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jpwarren So 1.5m means we should all be able to spin around without hitting anyone else’s outstretched fingers. Like this: pic.twitter.com/7Kx41Ny35H

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jpwarren This 1.5m distance thing is non-intuitive.
I’m ~165cm tall (5’5”) and your arm span (both arms outstretched) is abo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7J

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@expectproblems This is the UK government, so everything is fine. Wait.

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@expectproblems I suspect the UK modelled this in some detail during the Cold War in relation to avoiding radioacti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ju

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@expectproblems Part of the argument is that people will get irritated with the quarantine and start going out agai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SE

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@expectproblems Well that’s why they say this… though there’s also a school of thought which says this is not the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ga

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“Other measures already being planned include…” pic.twitter.com/Py5Y8U09ZJ

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The tweet is lacking one small nuance that’s in the story itself. These measures “could” be invoked in the UK, it s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qs

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JohnMcCullough_ With no tourists to feed rice crackers to the huge deer population in Japan’s Nara Park, herds have started enterin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Da

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GrogsGamut It will be such a relief when this is over and the govt can go back to telling us we can ignore scientific advice

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@twcau Because it’s Chuck Tingle and I often tweet Chuck Tingle’s new titles.

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Sun plan, a sequence of tasks: A few minor chores (mainly to conceal the evidence); make Sunday Lunch with a pig; w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…As

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steve_vladeck Just to put this out there:

1) Only Congress can change the date of a federal election.

2) Under Section 1 of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S0

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developerjack 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 twitter.com/kalhanr/status…

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crowsx3 Arrival (2016) pic.twitter.com/LKbiOYeBQs

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AwardsDarwin The toilet paper shortage is driving people to extreme measures.
(🎥 via @Dumbsheat ) pic.twitter.com/CBbVvu78SL

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Meanwhile, the weather for Sydney..pic.twitter.com/N1g0mrWCZpZp

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It’s possible that poor choices were made.

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@misosusanowa … and when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, yes.

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Sunday. The river flows on forever, even when it is no more than a puddle. Sunday.

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OK I am going away now. Woof.

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I blame you cunts who show me interesting things on the internet.

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Goddammit 3am.

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小沢健二 featuring スチャダラパー - 今夜はブギー・バック(nice vocal) youtube.com/watch?v=6lKTQb…

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@HHackenbecker You have sent me down a rabbit-hole.

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@HHackenbecker Wow. That’s one hell of a callback!

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@LizDolphinfluff @erstkate I’m usually not. But it”s the weekend and I have no life.

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@MikeIncavo @jonathandugec I was a producer and sometimes presenter with ABC Radio in [DATES LAST CENTURY REDACTED]..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nF

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It appears that it’s after 2am and I believe it’s your fault.

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Obviously you are not willing to be placated by 1990s Japanese alternative music. You cunts.

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@erstkate Ask them how many refugees they’ve got crashing in their front room right now.

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@justanotheramy And here we are in 2020. God help us all.

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@aleeb88 I have no idea now. I think everything is post something, so here we are. I may have been drinking.

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@justanotheramy OK, OK, I am seriously outclassed and I bow to your knowledge. Second-hand arts theory learned via..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dd

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@buddhawilliams @SnarkyPlatypus Pleasure. If your band’s singer can’t do the main melody on trombone then why are they even in business?

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@justanotheramy No. You are wrong. And there it rests.

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stilgherrian The coronavirus combined with the run on toilet paper has me worried that we may soon see a frightening new product: SORBENT GREEN.

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If any of you know the artist in question, I ask you to be discreet.

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I think I might keep drinking until the world makes sense.

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OMFG AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH A MAN WHO WANTS PUBLICITY HOW WAS THIS POSSIBLE. twitter.com/Forbes/status/…

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This is turning into the same playlist as the other night. The Bee Gees and Deep Purple, “You Should Be Smoking”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kP

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@justanotheramy Why? It’s the name of a movement, therefore a proper noun. No?

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Now playing: PSY vs Ghostbusters, “Gangnam Busters” youtube.com/watch?v=82LCKB…

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Now playing: “Stayin’ in Black” (Bee Gees + AC/DC Mashup) by Wax Audio youtube.com/watch?v=OrlWWr…

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Anyway I caught up with him last year and, well, let’s just say that years later things may not be the same as they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HM

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I do not understand what it means to be a Post-Structuralist, as I have been accused, even though I was fucking a m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4T

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@justanotheramy I don’t even know what it means. So there goes tomorrow’s reading time.

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@justanotheramy How the fuck should I know? I did computing science.

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HEY KIDS I HAVE JUST BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING A POST-STRUCTURALIST WOW.

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@glengyron Wow. I have never been accused of Post-Structuralism before. That’s kinda cool.

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Obviously anything related to Michael Jackson is wrong now, but here we are.

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Michael Jackson vs The Doors, “Billie Jean on the Storm” youtube.com/watch?v=BMLFrw…

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Daft Punk vs. Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Lose Yourself to Californication” youtube.com/watch?v=B6hAGk…

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Hey just quietly, Kids, there’s a global pandemic going on. You might want to have a think about your priorities in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yd

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ichaydon Wow — dean of University of Washington medical school is asking qualified graduate students to pause their research.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tlb

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@wolfcat Yeah well what would they know?

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Fuck. It’s after midnight.

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@HHackenbecker That is truly beautiful, and a correct warning.

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@Epigrammist Ah, there’s so much I wish I’d recorded too. You don’t think about it at the time.

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Well except for the razor blade.

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Fuck it. It’s not like anyone didn’t know this is how the world happened. And I haven’t seen any of those things in, what? Two decades?

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LET ME RE-CREATE MY YOUTH! I’ll need some quarter-inch audio tape, a splicing block, a razor blade, and half an ounce of weed. Wait, what?

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@Epigrammist All this is true, but I can’t help but think my skills in physical tape splicing will definitely* come..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w4

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This is seriously how this is unfolding. @DrRhysPockett @trentyarwood should I be concerned?

(I think I know the a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kc

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Meanwhile, Gloria Gaynor and Dio, “I Will Survive the Rainbow in the Dark” youtube.com/watch?v=NYoohb…

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@Epigrammist I did not know this because anything game-related is way outside my realm. But yes absolutely, “I’d ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YF

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Meanwhile, there’s this glorious arrangement… twitter.com/OzKitsch/statu…

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So then there’s this. “Heroes” - Postmodern Jukebox ft. Nicole Atkins - Bowie Cover (from Heineken Advert)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jC

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“Never Gonna Give You Up” - Vintage Soul Rick Astley Cover ft. Clark Beckham - PMJ Rickroll youtube.com/watch?v=lPYwcT…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XL

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