Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 17th, 2020

RT @Davelennonabc: @vanOnselenP if you look at Jones demographics and who will die if they follow his lead on this you realise he will lite…

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@nazzer By “old school” you just mean “old”, yeah?

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HEY EVERYONE IF THE NBN GETS OVERLOADED BECAUSE EVERYONE IS WORKING FROM HOME WE’LL JUST SWITCH TO 4Gpic.twitter.com/Yw23zqtgCBCB

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@nazzer Wow, this is next level trolling.

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@dfpiii Sorry, I didn’t mean it to be personal. It’s more a comment about structural arsehattism.

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kenchengcomedy what’s weirder, if Paddington were to have sex with a non-intelligent bear or Paddington having sex with a human?

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I don’t know what “Keynesian” means but I’m fairly sure that all the people who do are arsehats.

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@samsimmonss It’s a shame that Apple TV has episode 2 titled “Bus Crash” instead of the correct “Bus Crush”.

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Anyway, after all of that idiocy today I decided to cheer myself up by re-watching @samsimmonss’ “Problems” and I’m… https://t.co/invPt28SVq

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@NewtonMark That’s what I’d figured. Ta.

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@NewtonMark That’s impressive. I’m guessing (a) resolution is only about HD for all images combined, and (b) compre… https://t.co/gjnzCVVjdF

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s the one, yes. They seem solid arguments but I’d love to see their full analysis. Which I wou… https://t.co/WSiXjGwywU

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@DavidRDHeath There’s now some in Safari defaults which block some scripts. I’ve found this on the desktop version,… https://t.co/FthNwoUa3r

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JohnWMacPherson Social distancing best practice demonstration courtesy of horses. Nairn Beach, Scotland pic.twitter.com/0SCsuWVu9q

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@rockyr1000 Look it’s OK and it probably wasn’t your fault. But here we are. I hope you (collectively) can fix it.

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@jpwarren @GordyPls @NewtonMark I think that’s where @SnarkyPlatypus lives.

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@FrKarlSinclair So now we need to narrow down the date.

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@drearyclocks @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus Glad to see your quality sense of humour hasn’t evolved.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Didn’t KPMG just say the economy is fucked for a decade?

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@drearyclocks @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus Which is greasier? I feel like this should be a factor.

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I’m old enough to remember when The America kinda, you know, worked. https://t.co/5nz0Dgrgpw

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@noreasonspec Yes, that. It contains facts, which helps. Give it a go.

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@kcarruthers @drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus I’m sure I’ve had real food in the US but it cost a lot of money. Well,… https://t.co/R76UdkZlUJ

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@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Now that surprises me! Inland Vietnamese communities always surprise me.

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RT @joecutcliffe: For anybody worried about the closure of the Bunnings sausage sizzles pls DM me I will give you the recipe 💍🏼

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@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, it’s one of those irregular nouns. Like gunman vs terrorist.

Ah yes. I tried ge… https://t.co/y3PILArVAG

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@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, @SnarkyPlatypus, I just went looking for jokes and this is what a Twitter sea… https://t.co/g30sCkvBfz

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@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Sorry, I should’ve realised that given that you have a mail-order bride. Or whatever… https://t.co/KDnS5VMG1L

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@drearyclocks Racism? In Australia? When did this become a thing? Sigh. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. (Also, have you guys met?)

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Seriously, this is REALLY REALLY GOOD. https://t.co/xSho5eQJXm

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My sleep patterns are fucked.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Correct. Smoking is a huge factor, and is believed to be part of why Wuhan got hit so hard. That an… https://t.co/6MwYsDPW1b

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@williamslachlan @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah that’s what I believe the British call “a spot of bother”.

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@HillaryPolitics @SnarkyPlatypus The disinfectant numbers via @normanswan at this point in the podcast (direct link… https://t.co/EeaeOYe8up

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve seen a LOT of people today saying that Australia is severely lacking a coherent unified voice… https://t.co/wBhhmpcaAm

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@SnarkyPlatypus Quite a few countries are in that position. This is going to get very scary.

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@max_au @NewtonMark @GordyPls Also, I have become quite familiar with Geoff’s “modest proposals”.

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@max_au @NewtonMark @GordyPls Hahaha the very first Google Search result for “bbr internet” is Geoff’s blog.

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@LeonieGSmith @TrainLinkWest The pieces are there but the process it kinda manual still so we have to drive it like… https://t.co/9aHP03GlNK

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@natecochrane @bigjsl @Coles @woolworths Hmmm. Maybe. My experiences aren’t those of “typical Australians” so I’m w… https://t.co/OvLYsjXWfy

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@LeonieGSmith It helps to be able to pinpoint exactly which train car and where in it, but yes I’ve had really good… https://t.co/z33JSHwrek

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@noreasonspec @Kaya_M_Wilson Just quietly, you’re not allowed to imprison people, even if they’re close relatives.

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@natecochrane No there won’t. People always say they’ll change, but nah the big supermarkets have the specials and… https://t.co/5ysTSQeRxh

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RT @Kaya_M_Wilson: I had to tell my 70 yr old mum that they’re calling this pandemic the Boomer Remover before I could convince her to canc…

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Starting to catch up on the @abcnews “Coronacast” daily podcast. https://t.co/VPC2HtHGfi It’s very good because it… https://t.co/f5M5wwsjE7

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@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I’ll get back to you with my selection.

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RT @MattChorley: Great @YouGov poll asking what people will do in self-isolation

65+ will read, 18-24 take up a hobby.

3% said they would…

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RT @snurb_dot_info: Interesting wording there.

“As soon as possible by commercial means”, so we don’t have to spend money on getting you s…

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RT @abcnews: DFAT says all Australians should return from overseas https://t.co/scwxTehMpG

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@scottnich It’s all very reassuring.

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RT @stilgherrian: “Trump supporters are more likely to believe conspiracy theories and hold anti-vaccination views… Trump voters became m…

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RT @Constababble: So I’ve been using self-isolation to fiddle with the numbers a bit on #COVID19 and this is what I found!! 😱 https://t.co/…

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@juhasaarinen But I have enough of a revenue shortfall as it is, let alone another time soak.

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@juhasaarinen It was going to be a podcast. Just a straight read, only a few minutes each episode after the first one.

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@NewtonMark I should’ve spoken about the joys of shit like the Internet of Trees then. :)

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RT @stilgherrian: “Gender-affirming ID may improve trans mental health” https://t.co/bCaVH3HZxr

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@NewtonMark Look, there just was. And in any event it stopped after a while. Also, please don’t criticise me too ha… https://t.co/PcLFIP2J3K

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@NewtonMark @GordyPls We should get Geoff Huston onto it.

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I’m tempted to start a diary just to record my impressions of how COVID-19 changes my world, but part of me thinks… https://t.co/gCBYdXOR2V

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TIL Steward Brand is still a thing. https://t.co/bguQmyEnD4

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RT @supermathskid: Unknowingly spreading crows throughout the community https://t.co/wLUqXDaHC9

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Telstra seems very keen to sell me an Xbox One on “$0 up front”. Must have a warehouse full of the fuckers.

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@NewtonMark Well you wouldn’t want short-life goat milk. Goats deserve to have a long life.

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@mattcdef2000 It was perfect timing. The alarm went off right at the end of the intro.

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@TheNehad @SnarkyPlatypus Pretty much, yes. And it’s all horrible, just horrible. Not that I’ve been to either Spain or Bali.

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@kcarruthers @stufromoz @ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Kate, the NBN is complete and it’s a huge success.

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RT @BenjaminMillar: Melbourne’s best Indian restaurant just got better - Aangan is offering free take-away meals for seniors every day thro…

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@SnarkyPlatypus A great assignment for the RT crew though: Go find the slobbiest British yobbos you can.

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I know RT is Russian propaganda but if they’re going to point out how stupid these Brits are then I’m all for it. V… https://t.co/uIeTlBwcKv

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NEW BLOG POST: “Talking work-from-home NBN overload and cybersecurity stuff on ABC Canberra” (13 min audio)… https://t.co/4xYtX4Axs8

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@ari_hall No, collecting it from Mt Victoria tomorrow.

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RT @natecochrane: Australia’s Patient 31.

Someone needs to be restrained. https://t.co/8IHYkKCigI

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Pleased that I don’t have to try and intercept a train tonight. Tomorrow will actually be a lovely day to go to Mt… https://t.co/QfLpin92fu

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@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers @realDonaldTrump I’m glad you’ve set yourself a high bar.

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@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers This is very dodgy medical advice.

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@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers I don’t know whether I deserve it but I won’t refuse it either. #rendangclub

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@kcarruthers @jodiem @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM I might post mine a little later this evening. The CBF is quite strong now though.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Or, you know, when it’s not a crisis.

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Well this will stop a few people getting cocky. Poor bastard. https://t.co/GnG3ISU45F

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RT @TwoPaddocks: When the world seems close to pear shaped,
When leaders fill you with despair
When things look dark and dreary
And love…

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RT @GrogsGamut: If the virus won’t get me, the stress from being expected to write a masterpiece play, novel or symphony while under quaran…

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@fount8 Well that’s depressing.

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RT @MrDenmore: ABC Reporter reporting on what all the volatility ‘means for your superannuation’. How does he know? For someone all or most…

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RT @stilgherrian: Remember, everyone, you’re smarter and know better than every viral epidemiologist in the world, so you just keep going o…

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mitchfel Just saw a Grindr profile named “flatten this curve” and I am once again stating the internet was a mistake.

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magdalenapaz22 in my first zoom class prof started sharing screen and one of her folders is just in all caps DIVORCE

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I AM WILLING TO TAKE ON THIS TASK. https://t.co/5gPFot6RS4

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iiTalW Has anyone else checked their bibles recently? Found something weird. pic.twitter.com/6PIqtvKVB2

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@ChrissieM @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus I didn’t know about the crash. What a day!

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@iiTalW HIS MAJESTIC SNORTING STRIKES TERROR!

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RT @HartWexford: Feels a lot like reading a Mamamia article https://t.co/btC9he8kj6

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers I only did the one spot today. I’ve actually done very little so far this w… https://t.co/6bfDAudnHN

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @ChrissieM Thanks. :) Understanding the NBN business structures is a hell-… https://t.co/z5WqhVdqXK

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @ChrissieM Ah, I was doing that on ABC Canberra earlier.

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@Ng88Mr @R_Chirgwin Thanks, cheers. :) I only got back to Bunjaree after effectively a month away. I’ll see how my… https://t.co/FWyRCyd4uD

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@TrainLinkWest And yep, there it is back at the station office. Ten points for everyone! Hurrah! pic.twitter.com/xNCCgfFTcR

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@TrainLinkWest Thanks very much! I’ll pop up there in the morning. And please thank the crew at Mt Victoria.

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@kels_316 As an aside, the ethical aspects of a federal political reporter who’s married to an MP have always baffl… https://t.co/k3UQ2IwkFW

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This is probably a good thing to do anyway. https://t.co/dUZxOqbmR0

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@kels_316 Imagine thinking. “Damn, the inimitable Laurie Oakes is retiring. What shall we do? I know! Let’s get Chris Uhlmann!”

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@jonkudelka I mean for some people this is our business model. @James_Jeffrey

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@kels_316 Look it’s Ooooooolmun. He’s a moron.

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PSyvret I mean seriously, what bloody planet do these people live on? pic.twitter.com/cIDrdR6Sw1

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@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett No, just looking at Flightradar24 lol. Though the OpenADSB app has more data if less fancy functions.

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@TrainLinkWest @AnyTripAU Thanks heaps. If not, I’ll head up to Wenty station anyway to intercept the return train. :)

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@AnyTripAU @TrainLinkWest Well, my phone is RIGHT THERE in the Mt Victoria yard. [Points] pic.twitter.com/3JEeOE0oXg

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@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett I slightly garbled my explanation. An ADSB beacon is optional for non-IFR aircraft. If… https://t.co/4DxBWb5l0F

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@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett Anyone. ADSB is only compulsory for IFR-rated aircraft at the moment. airservicesaustralia.com/projects/ads-b/

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@Ng88Mr @TrainLinkWest @AnyTripAU Will do. It’s more than likely I’ll get it. This has happened before, and when yo… https://t.co/6FjozHQAsU

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@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett Nope, making the responder non-public is perfectly fine.

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@TrainLinkWest @AnyTripAU If all else fails, I could intercept my phone at Wentworth Falls station at 2029 when that V-Set goes past. :)

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@TrainLinkWest Cool. Run W559 arrived at Mt Victoria at 1736, and @AnyTripAU says it returns as run W580 departing… https://t.co/ahckZb4R1c

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Oh good*. I left my phone on the #purpletrain. I can see exactly where it is on the map, I know exactly where it is… https://t.co/05Mpzz6tpW

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Awesome, @SnarkyPlatypus! “If the Razzies taught us anything, it’s that Cats was truly the worst movie of 2019” https://t.co/tI5mvv4y8f

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@leoniedoyle They’re staggered so they don’t all hit holiday destinations all at once.

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@collettell You may not remember the inflatable unicorns, but I assure you they were everywhere.

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RT @MelissaLDavey: Breakdown of #COVIDー19 cases in New South Wales to date. https://t.co/esWiu7g8il

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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#purpletrain, and I got everything done in time to catch the 1518. It’s kinda quiet, as it was on Sydney Central st… https://t.co/TZeok7pwFZ

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RT @rogermacginty: I am 30 minutes into home schooling my 6 year old. I suggest that all school teachers are paid £1m per year from now on.

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RT @bloodiedwombat: Meet you “under the clocks”? Believe it or not - those are the same clocks we meet under today (technically Bathgate in…

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@TheDanBarrett No. That’s callsign POLAIR 3. Nine’s VH-TCN is MEDIA 28. We probably encountered different things.

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@TheDanBarrett Here’s the route of that flight. Make of it what you willpic.twitter.com/8PxhV3fFfnfn

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@TheDanBarrett Police often doesn’t have a beacon on. TCN seems to have been doing a bunch of stuff.

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The Nine News helicopter VH-TCN is arseing about over the Sydney CBD should anyone care.

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@kels_316 Counterpoint: No one looks “professional” in a polo shirt.

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ESPN is currently showing poker games from 2018. Blokes sitting at a table trying to remain expressionless as possi… https://t.co/wrPQQCACAa

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RT @maximos62: “Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that he nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the bene…

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RT @_KarenHao: A machine-readable database of 24k+ coronavirus research papers is now available thanks to @allen_ai, @Microsoft, & @nlm_new…

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“Gender-affirming ID may improve trans mental health” https://t.co/bCaVH3HZxr

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@ausnetman Thanks. We had a plan. :) Plus I’ve been doing this radio thing for [REDACTED] years.

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RT @JimMFelton: If Richard Branson paid his 8,500 staff £10,000 for those eight weeks from his own personal wealth he’d still have £4.15 bi…

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@nthcolumn @abccanberra Tweeting wasn’t the very first thing I thought of doing.

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@abccanberra That fire alarm going off is so on-brand.

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@abccanberra And the radio spot is done. I might put it on the internets later up. I’ll see how I go.

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RT @kels_316: hey folks, lots of great people have been pinging me with various open source covid-19 related projects. This is the group I’…

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RT @kristensreality: they’re playing in the empty toilet paper aisle i’m scREAMING
credit to @BonnievonDuyke #ShipsGoingDown #RMSToiletPap…

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RT @SketchesbyBoze: GOING OUT TO BARS:
• dangerous
• are you out of your mind

SECLUDING YOURSELF AT HOME IN A TATTERED WEDDING DRESS PLOTT…

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RT @purserj: Yes, just what the world needs, more emotional masturbation https://t.co/KF1lgyVFKN

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@terencehuynh Couldn’t do any harm.

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@terencehuynh At least you’ll be regular.

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@kels_316 I don’t Facebook either. Or LinkedIn now. This excellent website is my only view of the world.

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RT @PeterWMurphy1: Looking for reliable guidance on #coronavirus on breakfast TV in Australia this morning.
The ABC had Dr Norman Swan
Chan…

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RT @jonkudelka: Honestly if we pulled every kid out of school and gave them a phone with unlimited data and kept the minute noodles coming…

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I’m talking coronavirus work-from-home internet meltdown and cybersecurity on @abccanberra after the 1300 AEDT news… https://t.co/KTCwskRs6S

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@dobes Wow. On “The World Today” some muppet* said the NBN is designed to provide “good upload speeds” as well as d… https://t.co/SRBUG4Q7A7

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“Trump supporters are more likely to believe conspiracy theories and hold anti-vaccination views… Trump voters be… https://t.co/NCmhlxeSSf

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Very @kels_316 areas, unless he’s across it already. https://t.co/LeRbwg6t0C

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Tue plan, confirmed: 1305 @abccanberra spot; noodles; errands; haircut; 1602 (probably) train to Wentworth Falls; q… https://t.co/BmRLE88DWw

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RT @SuperCroup: Excel is very smart and helpful, glad to be able to predict what our sales of Tooheys New will be on the *checks notes* for…

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RT @viveka: Thank Newton that UK scientists have recognised and published the error, and the government has the courage to change the polic…

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RT @JennaPrice: And now he’s explaining that the virus exists in baby poo for up to four weeks! (Small sample excuse the pun) https://t.co/…

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JennaPrice Whoa. Norman Swan just advised people to call off their weddings.

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@tacticalmaid @dawnstarau These people get quite clever sometimes.

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@SuperCroup I have no idea what an EAP is but I assume it’s some sort of baked goods.

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RT @SuperCroup: Our EAP provider has sent out a mental health advice & information guide, and I’m pleased to receive it because this is the…

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@dobes Lovely. I HAVE ONLY BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 13 YEARS.

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@skwashd @dobes @gathgwyn Yeah, @dobes, no wombat shaming. Stupid fuckin’ animals.

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So the NBN won’t fall over just yet. It’ll fall over a lot more later. https://t.co/VxJ61DJUM1

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RT @GrogsGamut: When the Howard Govt bragged about “record low interest rates” the cash rate was 4.25%.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever see the…

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@dobes We should be breeding quolls for domestication, I reckon. @gathgwyn versus a quoll would be a fight worth watching.

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So @ZDNet has a “Coronavirus: Business and technology in a pandemic” feature. https://t.co/tUBZjGeyGY Quite a lot o… https://t.co/ZppY5IEqqd

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@KimboMycountry2 I dunno. It’s a real case. A medical practitioner in Sydney went all QAnon, posted that stuff on h… https://t.co/FrhGECqIpm

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BeffernieBlack Worst Prime Ministers in History are like buses, you wait for ages for one then three come along at once.

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RT @SusannaLHarris: I keep getting people asking me if the coronavirus can be spread through sexual contact even if there is no exchange of…

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@cameronwilson @snurb_dot_info You’re welcome. It’s a free service.

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The Australian “Toilet Paper” Search Index is still tracking well above base levepic.twitter.com/v6rxsjl3hpl3hp

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@irisherself @ben_hr Oh wait, yes, I did tag that tweet for later reading, but “later” has not come yet. I’ll get back to you.

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@ben_hr @irisherself Hmmm. I don’t remember seeing this. Please send again. (I am also very bad at responding to co… https://t.co/uRhRZiGh45

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Here you go, @SnarkyPlatypus. This will get you through times of isolation. pic.twitter.com/nQTiWa0O5O

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My social distancing routine seems to involve muting more arsehats on Twitter than usual.

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RT @kaayerod: poor white guy at seafood city just bought a BOX full of balut thinking it was all regular eggs. he’s in for a nice little su…

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RT @Goodable: In Norway, Prime Minister Erna Solberg just held a press conference specifically for children.

For half an hour, she and her…

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GordyPls Drive through confession. pic.twitter.com/faxjqIbw3i

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RT @edbott: Comedic genius, deployed for the public good. https://t.co/JUpbzbLag4

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RT @billmckibben: Somehow, assembling 16 people to say we should only gather in groups of 10 seems thoroughly Trump. https://t.co/Uin8xTMqOf

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Tue plan, supplemental: Having been away for a month, my cupboard at @bunjaree is bare. Well, the fridge will be. I… https://t.co/WL0O4hjD4B

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Tue plan, an outline: Slow start, again; administrivia; data wrangling; 1305 ABC Canberra spot; errands; haircut;… https://t.co/bW2DyZnclz

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RT @edbott: Someone didn’t think this tweet through. https://t.co/atYsaOUyHg

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RT @marcorubio: I apologize for the typo.

I meant to type stupid rumors about marital law not marshall law

My bad https://t.co/vK5ED6M98r

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RT @stilgherrian: NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extra: Well May We Say episode 121, ‘A Fast-Moving Situation’” https://t.co/EjHa9hnf0J A cross-post…

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Tuesday. There will be a lesson for all of us today. Tuesday.

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