Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 17th, 2020

Davelennonabc @vanOnselenP if you look at Jones demographics and who will die if they follow his lead on this you realise he will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0d

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@nazzer By “old school” you just mean “old”, yeah?

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HEY EVERYONE IF THE NBN GETS OVERLOADED BECAUSE EVERYONE IS WORKING FROM HOME WE’LL JUST SWITCH TO 4G. pic.twitter.com/Yw23zqtgCB

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@nazzer Wow, this is next level trolling.

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@dfpiii Sorry, I didn’t mean it to be personal. It’s more a comment about structural arsehattism.

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kenchengcomedy what’s weirder, if Paddington were to have sex with a non-intelligent bear or Paddington having sex with a human?

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I don’t know what “Keynesian” means but I’m fairly sure that all the people who do are arsehats.

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@samsimmonss It’s a shame that Apple TV has episode 2 titled “Bus Crash” instead of the correct “Bus Crush”.

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Anyway, after all of that idiocy today I decided to cheer myself up by re-watching @samsimmonss’ “Problems” and I’m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vq

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@NewtonMark That’s impressive. I’m guessing (a) resolution is only about HD for all images combined, and (b) compre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dF

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s the one, yes. They seem solid arguments but I’d love to see their full analysis. Which I wou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wU

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@DavidRDHeath There’s now some in Safari defaults which block some scripts. I’ve found this on the desktop version,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3r

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JohnWMacPherson Social distancing best practice demonstration courtesy of horses. Nairn Beach, Scotland pic.twitter.com/0SCsuWVu9q

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@rockyr1000 Look it’s OK and it probably wasn’t your fault. But here we are. I hope you (collectively) can fix it.

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@FrKarlSinclair So now we need to narrow down the date.

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@drearyclocks @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus Glad to see your quality sense of humour hasn’t evolved.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Didn’t KPMG just say the economy is fucked for a decade?

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@drearyclocks @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus Which is greasier? I feel like this should be a factor.

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I’m old enough to remember when The America kinda, you know, worked. twitter.com/maddow/status/…

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@noreasonspec Yes, that. It contains facts, which helps. Give it a go.

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@kcarruthers @drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus I’m sure I’ve had real food in the US but it cost a lot of money. Well,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UJ

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@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Now that surprises me! Inland Vietnamese communities always surprise me.

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joecutcliffe For anybody worried about the closure of the Bunnings sausage sizzles pls DM me I will give you the recipe 👍🏼

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@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, it’s one of those irregular nouns. Like gunman vs terrorist.

Ah yes. I tried ge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AG

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@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, @SnarkyPlatypus, I just went looking for jokes and this is what a Twitter sea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz

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@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Sorry, I should’ve realised that given that you have a mail-order bride. Or whatever..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1L

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@drearyclocks Racism? In Australia? When did this become a thing? Sigh. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. (Also, have you guys met?)

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My sleep patterns are fucked.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Correct. Smoking is a huge factor, and is believed to be part of why Wuhan got hit so hard. That an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1b

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@williamslachlan @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah that’s what I believe the British call “a spot of bother”.

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@HillaryPolitics @SnarkyPlatypus The disinfectant numbers via @normanswan at this point in the podcast (direct link..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…up

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve seen a LOT of people today saying that Australia is severely lacking a coherent unified voice..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Am

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@SnarkyPlatypus Quite a few countries are in that position. This is going to get very scary.

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@max_au @NewtonMark @GordyPls Also, I have become quite familiar with Geoff’s “modest proposals”.

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@max_au @NewtonMark @GordyPls Hahaha the very first Google Search result for “bbr internet” is Geoff’s blog.

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@LeonieGSmith @TrainLinkWest The pieces are there but the process it kinda manual still so we have to drive it like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NK

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@natecochrane @bigjsl @Coles @woolworths Hmmm. Maybe. My experiences aren’t those of “typical Australians” so I’m w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fy

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@LeonieGSmith It helps to be able to pinpoint exactly which train car and where in it, but yes I’ve had really good..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ek

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@noreasonspec @Kaya_M_Wilson Just quietly, you’re not allowed to imprison people, even if they’re close relatives.

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@natecochrane No there won’t. People always say they’ll change, but nah the big supermarkets have the specials and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xh

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Kaya_M_Wilson I had to tell my 70 yr old mum that they’re calling this pandemic the Boomer Remover before I could convince her to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…34

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THEEEhottie Girl, Rapunzel was KIDNAPPED twitter.com/kristoffshoe/s…

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Starting to catch up on the @abcnews “Coronacast” daily podcast. abc.net.au/radio/programs… It’s very good because it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E7

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@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I’ll get back to you with my selection.

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MattChorley Great @YouGov poll asking what people will do in self-isolation

65+ will read, 18-24 take up a hobby.

3% said the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2I

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snurb_dot_info Interesting wording there.

“As soon as possible by commercial means”, so we don’t have to spend money on getting y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7a

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abcnews DFAT says all Australians should return from overseas abc.net.au/news/2020-03-1…

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stilgherrian “Trump supporters are more likely to believe conspiracy theories and hold anti-vaccination views… Trump voters be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sf

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Constababble So I’ve been using self-isolation to fiddle with the numbers a bit on and this is what I found!! 😱 pic.twitter.com/B69bOW399v

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@juhasaarinen But I have enough of a revenue shortfall as it is, let alone another time soak.

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@juhasaarinen It was going to be a podcast. Just a straight read, only a few minutes each episode after the first one.

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@NewtonMark I should’ve spoken about the joys of shit like the Internet of Trees then. :)

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stilgherrian “Gender-affirming ID may improve trans mental health” scimex.org/newsfeed/id-th…

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@NewtonMark Look, there just was. And in any event it stopped after a while. Also, please don’t criticise me too ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3K

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@NewtonMark @GordyPls We should get Geoff Huston onto it.

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I’m tempted to start a diary just to record my impressions of how COVID-19 changes my world, but part of me thinks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2V

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TIL Steward Brand is still a thing. twitter.com/supermathskid/…

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supermathskid Unknowingly spreading crows throughout the community twitter.com/stewartbrand/s…

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Telstra seems very keen to sell me an Xbox One on “$0 up front”. Must have a warehouse full of the fuckers.

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@NewtonMark Well you wouldn’t want short-life goat milk. Goats deserve to have a long life.

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@mattcdef2000 It was perfect timing. The alarm went off right at the end of the intro.

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@TheNehad @SnarkyPlatypus Pretty much, yes. And it’s all horrible, just horrible. Not that I’ve been to either Spain or Bali.

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@kcarruthers @stufromoz @ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Kate, the NBN is complete and it’s a huge success.

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BenjaminMillar Melbourne’s best Indian restaurant just got better - Aangan is offering free take-away meals for seniors every day..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ll

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@SnarkyPlatypus A great assignment for the RT crew though: Go find the slobbiest British yobbos you can.

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I know RT is Russian propaganda but if they’re going to point out how stupid these Brits are then I’m all for it. V..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kv

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NEW BLOG POST: “Talking work-from-home NBN overload and cybersecurity stuff on ABC Canberra” (13 min audio)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s8

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@ari_hall No, collecting it from Mt Victoria tomorrow.

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natecochrane Australia’s Patient 31.

Someone needs to be restrained. twitter.com/melissaldavey/…

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Pleased that I don’t have to try and intercept a train tonight. Tomorrow will actually be a lovely day to go to Mt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fu

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@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers I don’t know whether I deserve it but I won’t refuse it either.

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@kcarruthers @jodiem @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM I might post mine a little later this evening. The CBF is quite strong now though.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Or, you know, when it’s not a crisis.

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Well this will stop a few people getting cocky. Poor bastard. twitter.com/CarrollRory/st…

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TwoPaddocks When the world seems close to pear shaped,
When leaders fill you with despair
When things look dark and dreary
An..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wR

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GrogsGamut If the virus won’t get me, the stress from being expected to write a masterpiece play, novel or symphony while unde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ep

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MrDenmore ABC Reporter reporting on what all the volatility ‘means for your superannuation’. How does he know? For someone al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5x

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stilgherrian Remember, everyone, you’re smarter and know better than every viral epidemiologist in the world, so you just keep g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FC

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mitchfel Just saw a Grindr profile named “flatten this curve” and I am once again stating the internet was a mistake.

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magdalenapaz22 in my first zoom class prof started sharing screen and one of her folders is just in all caps DIVORCE

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I AM WILLING TO TAKE ON THIS TASK. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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iiTalW Has anyone else checked their bibles recently? Found something weird. pic.twitter.com/6PIqtvKVB2

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@ChrissieM @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus I didn’t know about the crash. What a day!

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@iiTalW HIS MAJESTIC SNORTING STRIKES TERROR!

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SuperCroup Maybe not now, eh? pic.twitter.com/8rY7IOuxYO

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HartWexford Feels a lot like reading a Mamamia article twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers I only did the one spot today. I’ve actually done very little so far this w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HN

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@Ng88Mr @R_Chirgwin Thanks, cheers. :) I only got back to Bunjaree after effectively a month away. I’ll see how my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uD

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@TrainLinkWest And yep, there it is back at the station office. Ten points for everyone! Hurrah! pic.twitter.com/xNCCgfFTcR

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@TrainLinkWest Thanks very much! I’ll pop up there in the morning. And please thank the crew at Mt Victoria.

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@kels_316 As an aside, the ethical aspects of a federal political reporter who’s married to an MP have always baffl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FW

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This is probably a good thing to do anyway. twitter.com/GRAFTRatings/s…

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@kels_316 Imagine thinking. “Damn, the inimitable Laurie Oakes is retiring. What shall we do? I know! Let’s get Chris Uhlmann!”

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@jonkudelka I mean for some people this is our business model. @James_Jeffrey

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@kels_316 Look it’s Ooooooolmun. He’s a moron.

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PSyvret I mean seriously, what bloody planet do these people live on? pic.twitter.com/cIDrdR6Sw1

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@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett No, just looking at Flightradar24 lol. Though the OpenADSB app has more data if less fancy functions.

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@TrainLinkWest @AnyTripAU Thanks heaps. If not, I’ll head up to Wenty station anyway to intercept the return train. :)

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@AnyTripAU @TrainLinkWest Well, my phone is RIGHT THERE in the Mt Victoria yard. [Points] pic.twitter.com/3JEeOE0oXg

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@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett I slightly garbled my explanation. An ADSB beacon is optional for non-IFR aircraft. If..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0F

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@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett Anyone. ADSB is only compulsory for IFR-rated aircraft at the moment. airservicesaustralia.com/projects/ads-b/

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@Ng88Mr @TrainLinkWest @AnyTripAU Will do. It’s more than likely I’ll get it. This has happened before, and when yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sU

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@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett Nope, making the responder non-public is perfectly fine.

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@TrainLinkWest @AnyTripAU If all else fails, I could intercept my phone at Wentworth Falls station at 2029 when that V-Set goes past. :)

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@TrainLinkWest Cool. Run W559 arrived at Mt Victoria at 1736, and @AnyTripAU says it returns as run W580 departing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1c

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Oh good*. I left my phone on the . I can see exactly where it is on the map, I know exactly where it is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pW

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Awesome, @SnarkyPlatypus! “If the Razzies taught us anything, it’s that Cats was truly the worst movie of 2019” abc.net.au/news/2020-03-1…

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@leoniedoyle They’re staggered so they don’t all hit holiday destinations all at once.

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@collettell You may not remember the inflatable unicorns, but I assure you they were everywhere.

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MelissaLDavey Breakdown of cases in New South Wales to date. pic.twitter.com/esWiu7g8il

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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, and I got everything done in time to catch the 1518. It’s kinda quiet, as it was on Sydney Central st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FZ

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rogermacginty I am 30 minutes into home schooling my 6 year old. I suggest that all school teachers are paid £1m per year from now on.

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bloodiedwombat Meet you “under the clocks”? Believe it or not - those are the same clocks we meet under today (technically Bathgat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uJ

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@TheDanBarrett No. That’s callsign POLAIR 3. Nine’s VH-TCN is MEDIA 28. We probably encountered different things.

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@TheDanBarrett Here’s the route of that flight. Make of it what you will. pic.twitter.com/8PxhV3fFfn

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@TheDanBarrett Police often doesn’t have a beacon on. TCN seems to have been doing a bunch of stuff.

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The Nine News helicopter VH-TCN is arseing about over the Sydney CBD should anyone care.

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@kels_316 Counterpoint: No one looks “professional” in a polo shirt.

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ESPN is currently showing poker games from 2018. Blokes sitting at a table trying to remain expressionless as possi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aa

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maximos62 “Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that he nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8i

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_KarenHao A machine-readable database of 24k+ coronavirus research papers is now available thanks to @allen_ai, @Microsoft, &..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bR

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“Gender-affirming ID may improve trans mental health” scimex.org/newsfeed/id-th…

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@ausnetman Thanks. We had a plan. :) Plus I’ve been doing this radio thing for [REDACTED] years.

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JimMFelton If Richard Branson paid his 8,500 staff £10,000 for those eight weeks from his own personal wealth he’d still have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f3

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@nthcolumn @abccanberra Tweeting wasn’t the very first thing I thought of doing.

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@abccanberra That fire alarm going off is so on-brand.

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@abccanberra And the radio spot is done. I might put it on the internets later up. I’ll see how I go.

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kels_316 hey folks, lots of great people have been pinging me with various open source covid-19 related projects. This is th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj

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kristensreality they’re playing in the empty toilet paper aisle i’m scREAMING
credit to @BonnievonDuyke ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QP

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SketchesbyBoze GOING OUT TO BARS:
• dangerous
• are you out of your mind

SECLUDING YOURSELF AT HOME IN A TATTERED WEDDING DRESS P..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pA

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purserj Yes, just what the world needs, more emotional masturbation twitter.com/Iridescent/sta…

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@kels_316 I don’t Facebook either. Or LinkedIn now. This excellent website is my only view of the world.

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PeterWMurphy1 Looking for reliable guidance on on breakfast TV in Australia this morning.
The ABC had Dr Norman Swan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QM

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jonkudelka Honestly if we pulled every kid out of school and gave them a phone with unlimited data and kept the minute noodles..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lL

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I’m talking coronavirus work-from-home internet meltdown and cybersecurity on @abccanberra after the 1300 AEDT news..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6S

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@dobes Wow. On “The World Today” some muppet* said the NBN is designed to provide “good upload speeds” as well as d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A7

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“Trump supporters are more likely to believe conspiracy theories and hold anti-vaccination views… Trump voters be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sf

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Very @kels_316 areas, unless he’s across it already. twitter.com/eigenjoy/statu…

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Tue plan, confirmed: 1305 @abccanberra spot; noodles; errands; haircut; 1602 (probably) train to Wentworth Falls; q..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ww

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SuperCroup Excel is very smart and helpful, glad to be able to predict what our sales of Tooheys New will be on the *checks no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7R

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viveka Thank Newton that UK scientists have recognised and published the error, and the government has the courage to chan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ye

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JennaPrice And now he’s explaining that the virus exists in baby poo for up to four weeks! (Small sample excuse the pun) twitter.com/jennaprice/sta…

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JennaPrice Whoa. Norman Swan just advised people to call off their weddings.

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@tacticalmaid @dawnstarau These people get quite clever sometimes.

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@SuperCroup I have no idea what an EAP is but I assume it’s some sort of baked goods.

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SuperCroup Our EAP provider has sent out a mental health advice & information guide, and I’m pleased to receive it because thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wx

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@dobes Lovely. I HAVE ONLY BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 13 YEARS.

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@skwashd @dobes @gathgwyn Yeah, @dobes, no wombat shaming. Stupid fuckin’ animals.

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So the NBN won’t fall over just yet. It’ll fall over a lot more later. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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GrogsGamut When the Howard Govt bragged about “record low interest rates” the cash rate was 4.25%.

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@dobes We should be breeding quolls for domestication, I reckon. @gathgwyn versus a quoll would be a fight worth watching.

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dobes QUOLL! twitter.com/Samuellaoza/st…

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So @ZDNet has a “Coronavirus: Business and technology in a pandemic” feature. zdnet.com/topic/coronavi… Quite a lot o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qd

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@KimboMycountry2 I dunno. It’s a real case. A medical practitioner in Sydney went all QAnon, posted that stuff on h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pm

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BeffernieBlack Worst Prime Ministers in History are like buses, you wait for ages for one then three come along at once.

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SusannaLHarris I keep getting people asking me if the coronavirus can be spread through sexual contact even if there is no exchang..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r6

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The Australian “Toilet Paper” Search Index is still tracking well above base levels. pic.twitter.com/v6rxsjl3hp

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@irisherself @ben_hr Oh wait, yes, I did tag that tweet for later reading, but “later” has not come yet. I’ll get back to you.

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@ben_hr @irisherself Hmmm. I don’t remember seeing this. Please send again. (I am also very bad at responding to co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…45

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Here you go, @SnarkyPlatypus. This will get you through times of isolation. pic.twitter.com/nQTiWa0O5O

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My social distancing routine seems to involve muting more arsehats on Twitter than usual.

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kaayerod poor white guy at seafood city just bought a BOX full of balut thinking it was all regular eggs. he’s in for a nice little surprise 🐣

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Goodable In Norway, Prime Minister Erna Solberg just held a press conference specifically for children.

For half an hour, s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…89

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GordyPls Drive through confession. pic.twitter.com/faxjqIbw3i

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edbott Comedic genius, deployed for the public good. twitter.com/maxbrooksautho…

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billmckibben Somehow, assembling 16 people to say we should only gather in groups of 10 seems thoroughly Trump. twitter.com/Reuters/status…

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Tue plan, supplemental: Having been away for a month, my cupboard at @bunjaree is bare. Well, the fridge will be. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4B

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Tue plan, an outline: Slow start, again; administrivia; data wrangling; 1305 ABC Canberra spot; errands; haircut;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lz

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edbott Someone didn’t think this tweet through. twitter.com/biz/status/123…

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marcorubio I apologize for the typo.

I meant to type stupid rumors about marital law not marshall law

My bad twitter.com/marcorubio/sta…

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mattcdef2000 “G’day curd nerds…” twitter.com/josephcorcoran…

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Ambiguous weather for Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/0xxGA6gnC6

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extra: Well May We Say episode 121, ‘A Fast-Moving Situation’” stilgherrian.com/edict/wmws121/ A cros..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…de

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Tuesday. There will be a lesson for all of us today. Tuesday.

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