Davelennonabc @vanOnselenP if you look at Jones demographics and who will die if they follow his lead on this you realise he will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0d
@nazzer By “old school” you just mean “old”, yeah?

HEY EVERYONE IF THE NBN GETS OVERLOADED BECAUSE EVERYONE IS WORKING FROM HOME WE’LL JUST SWITCH TO 4G. pic.twitter.com/Yw23zqtgCB
@nazzer Is this a sex thing?
@nazzer Wow, this is next level trolling.
@dfpiii Sorry, I didn’t mean it to be personal. It’s more a comment about structural arsehattism.
@Tim_Coronel Nope. Not my cup of tea, really.
kenchengcomedy what’s weirder, if Paddington were to have sex with a non-intelligent bear or Paddington having sex with a human?
I don’t know what “Keynesian” means but I’m fairly sure that all the people who do are arsehats.
@samsimmonss It’s a shame that Apple TV has episode 2 titled “Bus Crash” instead of the correct “Bus Crush”.
Anyway, after all of that idiocy today I decided to cheer myself up by re-watching @samsimmonss’ “Problems” and I’m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vq
@NewtonMark That’s what I’d figured. Ta.
@lyndalcairns OK not that fucked. :)
@NewtonMark That’s impressive. I’m guessing (a) resolution is only about HD for all images combined, and (b) compre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dF
I must not let @gathgwyn see this. twitter.com/drunkenmadman/…
@SnarkyPlatypus That’s the one, yes. They seem solid arguments but I’d love to see their full analysis. Which I wou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wU
@DavidRDHeath There’s now some in Safari defaults which block some scripts. I’ve found this on the desktop version,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3r

JohnWMacPherson Social distancing best practice demonstration courtesy of horses. Nairn Beach, Scotland pic.twitter.com/0SCsuWVu9q
@rockyr1000 Look it’s OK and it probably wasn’t your fault. But here we are. I hope you (collectively) can fix it.
@jpwarren @GordyPls @NewtonMark I think that’s where @SnarkyPlatypus lives.
@FrKarlSinclair So now we need to narrow down the date.
@drearyclocks @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus Fair point.
@drearyclocks @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus Glad to see your quality sense of humour hasn’t evolved.
@SnarkyPlatypus Didn’t KPMG just say the economy is fucked for a decade?
@drearyclocks @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus Which is greasier? I feel like this should be a factor.
@kcarruthers @drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Is that a sex thing?
I’m old enough to remember when The America kinda, you know, worked. twitter.com/maddow/status/…
@noreasonspec Yes, that. It contains facts, which helps. Give it a go.
@kcarruthers @drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus I’m sure I’ve had real food in the US but it cost a lot of money. Well,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UJ
@timwelsheliot I have always been one of you. :(
@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Now that surprises me! Inland Vietnamese communities always surprise me.
joecutcliffe For anybody worried about the closure of the Bunnings sausage sizzles pls DM me I will give you the recipe 👍🏼
@SnarkyPlatypus @drearyclocks I always speak the truth!
@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, it’s one of those irregular nouns. Like gunman vs terrorist.
Ah yes. I tried ge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AG
@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus This seems typical of the genre. twitter.com/existentialcom…
@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, @SnarkyPlatypus, I just went looking for jokes and this is what a Twitter sea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz
@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Sorry, I should’ve realised that given that you have a mail-order bride. Or whatever..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1L
@drearyclocks Racism? In Australia? When did this become a thing? Sigh. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. (Also, have you guys met?)
@noreasonspec Erm…
@natecochrane @bigjsl @Coles @woolworths @ALDIAustralia @CostcoAUS @AUCHAN_France @SamsClub We should make that hap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mL
Finally some good news. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
Seriously, this is REALLY REALLY GOOD. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@jpwarren @NewtonMark @GordyPls Snark is timeless.
ICYMI earlier… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
My sleep patterns are fucked.
@SnarkyPlatypus Correct. Smoking is a huge factor, and is believed to be part of why Wuhan got hit so hard. That an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1b
@williamslachlan @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah that’s what I believe the British call “a spot of bother”.
@HillaryPolitics @SnarkyPlatypus @normanswan This is mainly for @SnarkyPlatypus’ mother.
@HillaryPolitics @SnarkyPlatypus The disinfectant numbers via @normanswan at this point in the podcast (direct link..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…up
@natecochrane @bigjsl @Coles @woolworths @ALDIAustralia @CostcoAUS @AUCHAN_France @SamsClub Fair point re the small..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q9
@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve seen a LOT of people today saying that Australia is severely lacking a coherent unified voice..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Am
@SnarkyPlatypus Quite a few countries are in that position. This is going to get very scary.
@max_au @NewtonMark @GordyPls Also, I have become quite familiar with Geoff’s “modest proposals”.
@max_au @NewtonMark @GordyPls Hahaha the very first Google Search result for “bbr internet” is Geoff’s blog.
@LeonieGSmith @TrainLinkWest The pieces are there but the process it kinda manual still so we have to drive it like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NK
@jpwarren @NewtonMark @GordyPls I need a drink.
One lab, @SnarkyPlatypus. That helps*. twitter.com/andreasharsono…
@LeonieGSmith @TrainLinkWest Hah! That’s beautiful.
@natecochrane @bigjsl @Coles @woolworths Hmmm. Maybe. My experiences aren’t those of “typical Australians” so I’m w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fy
@LeonieGSmith It helps to be able to pinpoint exactly which train car and where in it, but yes I’ve had really good..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ek
@noreasonspec @Kaya_M_Wilson Tempting as it is… :)
@noreasonspec @Kaya_M_Wilson Just quietly, you’re not allowed to imprison people, even if they’re close relatives.
@natecochrane No there won’t. People always say they’ll change, but nah the big supermarkets have the specials and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xh
Kaya_M_Wilson I had to tell my 70 yr old mum that they’re calling this pandemic the Boomer Remover before I could convince her to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…34
THEEEhottie Girl, Rapunzel was KIDNAPPED twitter.com/kristoffshoe/s…
Starting to catch up on the @abcnews “Coronacast” daily podcast. abc.net.au/radio/programs… It’s very good because it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E7
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I’ll get back to you with my selection.
MattChorley Great @YouGov poll asking what people will do in self-isolation
65+ will read, 18-24 take up a hobby.
3% said the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2I
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli Why start now?
snurb_dot_info Interesting wording there.
“As soon as possible by commercial means”, so we don’t have to spend money on getting y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7a
abcnews DFAT says all Australians should return from overseas abc.net.au/news/2020-03-1…
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli God he’s a cunt.
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli Darren? Yes he is.
@scottnich It’s all very reassuring.
stilgherrian “Trump supporters are more likely to believe conspiracy theories and hold anti-vaccination views… Trump voters be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sf

Constababble So I’ve been using self-isolation to fiddle with the numbers a bit on #COVID19 and this is what I found!! 😱 pic.twitter.com/B69bOW399v
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli Wait, what’s he done now?
@juhasaarinen But I have enough of a revenue shortfall as it is, let alone another time soak.
@juhasaarinen It was going to be a podcast. Just a straight read, only a few minutes each episode after the first one.
@NewtonMark I should’ve spoken about the joys of shit like the Internet of Trees then. :)
stilgherrian “Gender-affirming ID may improve trans mental health” scimex.org/newsfeed/id-th…
@NewtonMark Look, there just was. And in any event it stopped after a while. Also, please don’t criticise me too ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3K
@NewtonMark @GordyPls We should get Geoff Huston onto it.
I’m tempted to start a diary just to record my impressions of how COVID-19 changes my world, but part of me thinks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2V
TIL Steward Brand is still a thing. twitter.com/supermathskid/…
supermathskid Unknowingly spreading crows throughout the community twitter.com/stewartbrand/s…
Ah, this’ll be it. twitter.com/staticsan/stat…
Telstra seems very keen to sell me an Xbox One on “$0 up front”. Must have a warehouse full of the fuckers.
@NewtonMark Well you wouldn’t want short-life goat milk. Goats deserve to have a long life.
@mattcdef2000 It was perfect timing. The alarm went off right at the end of the intro.
@TheNehad @SnarkyPlatypus Pretty much, yes. And it’s all horrible, just horrible. Not that I’ve been to either Spain or Bali.
@kcarruthers @stufromoz @ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Kate, the NBN is complete and it’s a huge success.
BenjaminMillar Melbourne’s best Indian restaurant just got better - Aangan is offering free take-away meals for seniors every day..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ll
@SnarkyPlatypus A great assignment for the RT crew though: Go find the slobbiest British yobbos you can.
I know RT is Russian propaganda but if they’re going to point out how stupid these Brits are then I’m all for it. V..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kv
@kcarruthers @jodiem @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Here you go. I got some sudden inspiration. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
NEW BLOG POST: “Talking work-from-home NBN overload and cybersecurity stuff on ABC Canberra” (13 min audio)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s8
@jonoabroad As we all do.
@ari_hall No, collecting it from Mt Victoria tomorrow.
natecochrane Australia’s Patient 31.
Someone needs to be restrained. twitter.com/melissaldavey/…
Pleased that I don’t have to try and intercept a train tonight. Tomorrow will actually be a lovely day to go to Mt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fu
@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers @realDonaldTrump I’m glad you’ve set yourself a high bar.
@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers This is very dodgy medical advice.
@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers I don’t know whether I deserve it but I won’t refuse it either. #rendangclub
@kcarruthers @jodiem @SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM I might post mine a little later this evening. The CBF is quite strong now though.
@SnarkyPlatypus Or, you know, when it’s not a crisis.
Well this will stop a few people getting cocky. Poor bastard. twitter.com/CarrollRory/st…
TwoPaddocks When the world seems close to pear shaped,
When leaders fill you with despair
When things look dark and dreary
An..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wR
GrogsGamut If the virus won’t get me, the stress from being expected to write a masterpiece play, novel or symphony while unde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ep
@fount8 Well that’s depressing.
MrDenmore ABC Reporter reporting on what all the volatility ‘means for your superannuation’. How does he know? For someone al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5x
stilgherrian Remember, everyone, you’re smarter and know better than every viral epidemiologist in the world, so you just keep g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FC
mitchfel Just saw a Grindr profile named “flatten this curve” and I am once again stating the internet was a mistake.
magdalenapaz22 in my first zoom class prof started sharing screen and one of her folders is just in all caps DIVORCE
I AM WILLING TO TAKE ON THIS TASK. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
A reminder about yesterday. twitter.com/PeterWMurphy1/…

iiTalW Has anyone else checked their bibles recently? Found something weird. pic.twitter.com/6PIqtvKVB2
@ChrissieM @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus I didn’t know about the crash. What a day!
@iiTalW HIS MAJESTIC SNORTING STRIKES TERROR!

SuperCroup Maybe not now, eh? pic.twitter.com/8rY7IOuxYO
HartWexford Feels a lot like reading a Mamamia article twitter.com/Mamamia/status…
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers I only did the one spot today. I’ve actually done very little so far this w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HN
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @ChrissieM Thanks. :) Understanding the NBN business structures is a hell-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XK
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @ChrissieM Ah, I was doing that on ABC Canberra earlier.
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @ChrissieM Why is this happening?
@Ng88Mr @R_Chirgwin Thanks, cheers. :) I only got back to Bunjaree after effectively a month away. I’ll see how my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uD
@Ng88Mr Sorted. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

@TrainLinkWest And yep, there it is back at the station office. Ten points for everyone! Hurrah! pic.twitter.com/xNCCgfFTcR
@TrainLinkWest Thanks very much! I’ll pop up there in the morning. And please thank the crew at Mt Victoria.
@kels_316 I have no idea.
@jetztgibtshaue Sweet.
@kels_316 As an aside, the ethical aspects of a federal political reporter who’s married to an MP have always baffl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FW
This is probably a good thing to do anyway. twitter.com/GRAFTRatings/s…
@kels_316 Imagine thinking. “Damn, the inimitable Laurie Oakes is retiring. What shall we do? I know! Let’s get Chris Uhlmann!”
@jonkudelka I mean for some people this is our business model. @James_Jeffrey
@kels_316 Look it’s Ooooooolmun. He’s a moron.

PSyvret I mean seriously, what bloody planet do these people live on? pic.twitter.com/cIDrdR6Sw1
@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett No, just looking at Flightradar24 lol. Though the OpenADSB app has more data if less fancy functions.
@TrainLinkWest @AnyTripAU Thanks heaps. If not, I’ll head up to Wenty station anyway to intercept the return train. :)

@AnyTripAU @TrainLinkWest Well, my phone is RIGHT THERE in the Mt Victoria yard. [Points] pic.twitter.com/3JEeOE0oXg
@AnyTripAU @TrainLinkWest MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING.
@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett I slightly garbled my explanation. An ADSB beacon is optional for non-IFR aircraft. If..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0F
@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett Anyone. ADSB is only compulsory for IFR-rated aircraft at the moment. airservicesaustralia.com/projects/ads-b/
@Ng88Mr @TrainLinkWest @AnyTripAU Will do. It’s more than likely I’ll get it. This has happened before, and when yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sU
@DylangerDaly @TheDanBarrett Nope, making the responder non-public is perfectly fine.
@TrainLinkWest @AnyTripAU I will make it go beep occasionally.
@TrainLinkWest @AnyTripAU If all else fails, I could intercept my phone at Wentworth Falls station at 2029 when that V-Set goes past. :)
@TrainLinkWest Cool. Run W559 arrived at Mt Victoria at 1736, and @AnyTripAU says it returns as run W580 departing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1c
Oh good*. I left my phone on the #purpletrain. I can see exactly where it is on the map, I know exactly where it is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pW
Awesome, @SnarkyPlatypus! “If the Razzies taught us anything, it’s that Cats was truly the worst movie of 2019” abc.net.au/news/2020-03-1…
@leoniedoyle They’re staggered so they don’t all hit holiday destinations all at once.
@collettell You may not remember the inflatable unicorns, but I assure you they were everywhere.
I stand by this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Penruff.

MelissaLDavey Breakdown of #COVIDー19 cases in New South Wales to date. pic.twitter.com/esWiu7g8il
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
#purpletrain, and I got everything done in time to catch the 1518. It’s kinda quiet, as it was on Sydney Central st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FZ
Shaun.
rogermacginty I am 30 minutes into home schooling my 6 year old. I suggest that all school teachers are paid £1m per year from now on.
bloodiedwombat Meet you “under the clocks”? Believe it or not - those are the same clocks we meet under today (technically Bathgat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uJ
@TheDanBarrett No. That’s callsign POLAIR 3. Nine’s VH-TCN is MEDIA 28. We probably encountered different things.
@TheDanBarrett It was also clearly not doing 700 knots.

@TheDanBarrett Here’s the route of that flight. Make of it what you will. pic.twitter.com/8PxhV3fFfn
@TheDanBarrett Police often doesn’t have a beacon on. TCN seems to have been doing a bunch of stuff.
@Pixies_Grace I’m sorry.
The Nine News helicopter VH-TCN is arseing about over the Sydney CBD should anyone care.

@kels_316 This is a look that suits mostly workplaces. pic.twitter.com/KsnpAYx40S
@kels_316 Counterpoint: No one looks “professional” in a polo shirt.
ESPN is currently showing poker games from 2018. Blokes sitting at a table trying to remain expressionless as possi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aa
@SuperCroup Exactly.
@jeamland I am always classy.
God I needed those sausages.

Bangeurs et Mash. pic.twitter.com/RzUBunmr5a
maximos62 “Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that he nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8i
_KarenHao A machine-readable database of 24k+ coronavirus research papers is now available thanks to @allen_ai, @Microsoft, &..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bR
“Gender-affirming ID may improve trans mental health” scimex.org/newsfeed/id-th…
@ausnetman Thanks. We had a plan. :) Plus I’ve been doing this radio thing for [REDACTED] years.
JimMFelton If Richard Branson paid his 8,500 staff £10,000 for those eight weeks from his own personal wealth he’d still have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f3
@nthcolumn @abccanberra Tweeting wasn’t the very first thing I thought of doing.
@abccanberra That fire alarm going off is so on-brand.
@abccanberra And the radio spot is done. I might put it on the internets later up. I’ll see how I go.
@tacticalmaid @abccanberra I’ve had worse.
@abccanberra After this choon.
@abccanberra Coming up shortly. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
kels_316 hey folks, lots of great people have been pinging me with various open source covid-19 related projects. This is th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj
kristensreality they’re playing in the empty toilet paper aisle i’m scREAMING
credit to @BonnievonDuyke #ShipsGoingDown..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QP
SketchesbyBoze GOING OUT TO BARS:
• dangerous
• are you out of your mind
SECLUDING YOURSELF AT HOME IN A TATTERED WEDDING DRESS P..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pA
@aggerchez Some sort of decorative tower?
@kels_316 Unpossible.
purserj Yes, just what the world needs, more emotional masturbation twitter.com/Iridescent/sta…
@terencehuynh Couldn’t do any harm.
@terencehuynh At least you’ll be regular.
Poor bastards. twitter.com/andrew_lund/st…
@kels_316 I don’t Facebook either. Or LinkedIn now. This excellent website is my only view of the world.
PeterWMurphy1 Looking for reliable guidance on #coronavirus on breakfast TV in Australia this morning.
The ABC had Dr Norman Swan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QM
jonkudelka Honestly if we pulled every kid out of school and gave them a phone with unlimited data and kept the minute noodles..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lL
I’m talking coronavirus work-from-home internet meltdown and cybersecurity on @abccanberra after the 1300 AEDT news..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6S
@dobes Wow. On “The World Today” some muppet* said the NBN is designed to provide “good upload speeds” as well as d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A7
“Trump supporters are more likely to believe conspiracy theories and hold anti-vaccination views… Trump voters be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sf
Very @kels_316 areas, unless he’s across it already. twitter.com/eigenjoy/statu…
Tue plan, confirmed: 1305 @abccanberra spot; noodles; errands; haircut; 1602 (probably) train to Wentworth Falls; q..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ww
@SuperCroup So no baked goods?
SuperCroup Excel is very smart and helpful, glad to be able to predict what our sales of Tooheys New will be on the *checks no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7R
viveka Thank Newton that UK scientists have recognised and published the error, and the government has the courage to chan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ye
JennaPrice And now he’s explaining that the virus exists in baby poo for up to four weeks! (Small sample excuse the pun) twitter.com/jennaprice/sta…
JennaPrice Whoa. Norman Swan just advised people to call off their weddings. #coronacast #coronavirus
@tacticalmaid @dawnstarau These people get quite clever sometimes.
@SuperCroup I have no idea what an EAP is but I assume it’s some sort of baked goods.
SuperCroup Our EAP provider has sent out a mental health advice & information guide, and I’m pleased to receive it because thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wx
@mummasnoof Ah yes. Good. Sorted.
@dobes Lovely. I HAVE ONLY BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 13 YEARS.
So the NBN won’t fall over just yet. It’ll fall over a lot more later. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

@macleanbrendan Carpenters? pic.twitter.com/aolavQNjh9
GrogsGamut When the Howard Govt bragged about “record low interest rates” the cash rate was 4.25%.
I’m not sure if we’ll ever..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0i
@dobes We should be breeding quolls for domestication, I reckon. @gathgwyn versus a quoll would be a fight worth watching.
dobes QUOLL! twitter.com/Samuellaoza/st…
So @ZDNet has a “Coronavirus: Business and technology in a pandemic” feature. zdnet.com/topic/coronavi… Quite a lot o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qd
@KimboMycountry2 I dunno. It’s a real case. A medical practitioner in Sydney went all QAnon, posted that stuff on h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pm
BeffernieBlack Worst Prime Ministers in History are like buses, you wait for ages for one then three come along at once.
@nomadiclucie Pretty much, yes.
SusannaLHarris I keep getting people asking me if the coronavirus can be spread through sexual contact even if there is no exchang..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r6
@cameronwilson @snurb_dot_info You’re welcome. It’s a free service.

The Australian “Toilet Paper” Search Index is still tracking well above base levels. pic.twitter.com/v6rxsjl3hp
@irisherself @ben_hr Oh wait, yes, I did tag that tweet for later reading, but “later” has not come yet. I’ll get back to you.
@irisherself @ben_hr He is a fool. ;)
@ben_hr @irisherself Hmmm. I don’t remember seeing this. Please send again. (I am also very bad at responding to co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…45

Here you go, @SnarkyPlatypus. This will get you through times of isolation. pic.twitter.com/nQTiWa0O5O
My social distancing routine seems to involve muting more arsehats on Twitter than usual.
kaayerod poor white guy at seafood city just bought a BOX full of balut thinking it was all regular eggs. he’s in for a nice little surprise 🐣
Goodable In Norway, Prime Minister Erna Solberg just held a press conference specifically for children.
For half an hour, s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…89

GordyPls Drive through confession. pic.twitter.com/faxjqIbw3i
edbott Comedic genius, deployed for the public good. twitter.com/maxbrooksautho…
billmckibben Somehow, assembling 16 people to say we should only gather in groups of 10 seems thoroughly Trump. twitter.com/Reuters/status…
Tue plan, supplemental: Having been away for a month, my cupboard at @bunjaree is bare. Well, the fridge will be. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4B
Tue plan, an outline: Slow start, again; administrivia; data wrangling; 1305 ABC Canberra spot; errands; haircut;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lz
edbott Someone didn’t think this tweet through. twitter.com/biz/status/123…
marcorubio I apologize for the typo.
I meant to type stupid rumors about marital law not marshall law
My bad twitter.com/marcorubio/sta…
mattcdef2000 “G’day curd nerds…” twitter.com/josephcorcoran…

Ambiguous weather for Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/0xxGA6gnC6
stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extra: Well May We Say episode 121, ‘A Fast-Moving Situation’” stilgherrian.com/edict/wmws121/ A cros..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…de
Tuesday. There will be a lesson for all of us today. Tuesday.