bernard_prof The next person to tweet about how productive Isaac Newton when Cambridge shut down for plague will be receiving a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K9
HartWexford QUARANTINE LIFE EPISODE ONE youtube.com/watch?v=u3ahQY…
mmcgowan “Watched the sun rise over Woolworths carpark” - mum’s dispatch from the frontline of the toilet paper war pic.twitter.com/r7Bjrucb6j
_midofo_ Hey followers outside Australia, we keep kangaroos in our houses, that is why you never see them hopping down the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7C
ozconsoul Why isn’t anyone talking about the fact that Nagoshi LITERALLY REUSED FRESH LETTUCE SANDWICH FOR TUNA & EGG SANDWIC..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pa
@garthk @expectproblems Sploosh.
@jonoabroad Hope you like it. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus @rohan_p Maybe just on special occasions then.
@rohan_p I somehow think @SnarkyPlatypus would like to be in this club.
@jonoabroad I don’t think you have listened to it.
And then the Cold War ended. twitter.com/FXMC1957/statu…
RHT_ebooks I talked to a guy at the bus stop and he said his mother had heard at the bowlo that newspapers are entirely happy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W6
ICYMI… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@SnarkyPlatypus Good.
@SnarkyPlatypus Spain has already nationalised the private hospitals.
@glengyron To be fair, “Bribe the officials or suck it up and eat soup, Princess” is kinda good advice.
AkerArctic Russian #icebreaker Kapitan Dranitsyn to become a drifting base for the “North Pole-2020” expedition, avoiding the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…29
johnhalton The prime minister’s assurances that the British people are sensible folk who’ll know to do the right thing without..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ta
“A relapsed Soviet’s guide to surviving coronavirus shortages” politico.eu/article/a-rela…
“Step aside, capitalists…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yO
@jetztgibtshaue @wellmaywesay Thanks. It was fun to do.
samjarman Unfortunate placement 😅 pic.twitter.com/wxLeFZy4ET
GreenJ this is pretty solid. twitter.com/IrvineWelsh/st…
superTV247 BREAKING: #Eurovision 2020 has been cancelled. Official statement coming tomorrow:
Eurovision 2021 will be held in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rU
JohnBarronUSA No words. twitter.com/NinjaEconomics…
I am concerned that the Australian “Toilet Paper” Search Index looks like it’s on the rise again…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eh
@zyzzyvamedia 3G is so named because it only works until 3pm. Which is why we should wait for 5G before working from home.
patstokes They’ve suffered enough. twitter.com/stereogum/stat…
For mine, s/proper shoes/pants/. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
NewtonMark With all due respect, I can get that without needing to flush anything at all. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
Getthebagcoach Day 24 of the Quarantine
Parents everywhere: pic.twitter.com/wY8iznS2EX
@wolfcat @dobes @expectproblems This sounds like a job for @ChuckTingle.
thetowncrier Bravely, @SkyNewsAust is broadcasting from INSIDE the virus itself. pic.twitter.com/TT1dlaE846
WtfRenaissance 16.5 minutes into isolating, Mabel knew the marriage was a mistake. pic.twitter.com/BgkBhSpznD
@dobes @wolfcat @expectproblems What, to listen for Russian submarines?
@RealNickHodge Only if it gets the horn.
@bigbadave Mince all the things!
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus I think it’s quite cute and cheerful.
trentyarwood I’m an infectious diseases physician, mostly public health trained, massive computer geek and a big data nerd and I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…42
TeenVogue Not to be dramatic but…eat the rich! tnvge.co/T2EFKfL
GreenJ all hope is lost. twitter.com/megstalter/sta…
@elronxenu Sure, though way beyond my budget.
“Japan unveils its hypersonic weapons plans” defensenews.com/industry/techw… pic.twitter.com/80eyleVbnp
“Russian Submarines Getting Countermeasures That Jam Sonobuoys Dropped By Enemy Aircraft” thedrive.com/the-war-zone/3…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qQ
“Surveillance Company Says It’s Deploying ‘Coronavirus-Detecting” Cameras in US” vice.com/en_us/article/…
“Athena S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q3
jennineak anglos need to be periodically reminded of what their lives would be like without immigration, so here’s a reminder: twitter.com/ewdatsgross/st…
@johnb78 Ideally, yes, but with limited resources we need to tackle the obvious problems.
@terencehuynh Trend-setter.
“TikTok moderators were told to suppress videos from users who appeared too ugly, poor or disabled, as part of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sT
“We must do more to combat right-wing extremism” by @KKeneally aspistrategist.org.au/we-must-do-mor…
@docbaty “May” in the hed, but then “38% more likely” soon after. And it may be zero, yes. SCIENTS!
“Boys with an older brother may be more likely to be gay” scimex.org/newsfeed/boys-…
“The longer the better: evidence that narwhal tusks are sexually selected” scimex.org/newsfeed/the-l… pic.twitter.com/8ckxpkUS0m
“Single dose of THC from cannabis enough to induce psychosis, depression, anxiety” scimex.org/newsfeed/singl…
@CosmicRami @NickyWill100 She is indeed remarkable.
GidMK The only chart about coronavirus prediction that you need right now #COVID19 #coronavirusaus pic.twitter.com/AWbmA7BqO3
MichaelRoddan I mean, his columns can be a bit repetitive, but this is just mean pic.twitter.com/yDtg0KRT7V
@JonDeeOz @frankfil It appears that “everyone” is going to live on meat, carbs, and tomato sauce. God bless Australia.
wolfcat PSA: All the pedestrian crossing buttons in the City of Melbourne don’t need to be pressed, they work automatically. #COVID19au
@Ng88Mr It was quiet enough at Coles at that time. Maybe the mayhem happens earlier.
@Hi11lDweller Plenty of room there at the moment. :)
@NickyWill100 @CosmicRami That would be this one. youtube.com/watch?v=Ov4XiS…
joshgnosis Social distancing for the @DanielAndrewsMP presser pic.twitter.com/R2ZxncP0sN
Sometimes America does it right. Ping @ApostrophePong. twitter.com/FenitN/status/…
Wed plan, remainder: Sort out the mess that is my to-do list; quiet evening with videos and shitposting.
mollytolsky Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gm
Is it time to explore America? twitter.com/JonVigliotti/s…
@Ng88Mr Hah. Figures.
@Ng88Mr Now that I’ve restocked after having been away for a month, I may well explore the smaller places. Thanks f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1B
A thread for @SnarkyPlatypus and @glengyron. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
No intel on other stores, sorry. I just wanted to get back home.
Oh, also hit were (none I’d these shown) noodles, canned soup, ready-to-cook pizzas, crackers. I didn’t explore the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3H
Also gutted are soaps and hand sanitisers (not shown), kitchen cleaning products (not shown), bottles water (not sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P8
Also gutted are pasta, rice, potatoes, onions, and canned tomatoes (not shown), suggesting that @adamliaw (was it h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2B
SITREP Coles Katoomba: Meat section gutted, with only bulk chicken wings and premium steak (not shown) remaining..pic.twitter.com/bm5nW82RP5P5
The cafe at the Katoomba library is normally full of boomers having lunch. Current customer count is 5, not 30 to 40.
wolfcat Morrison on hoarding of groceries: “It’s ridiculous, it’s Unaustralian and it must stop.”
How can it be Unaustrali..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oc
@coldsnacks @kels_316 @franksting I’m not an epidemiologist, obviously, but I listen to people who are, and read st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rT
@coldsnacks @kels_316 @franksting Thank you for confirming that you have no idea how epidemiology works.
@coldsnacks @kels_316 @franksting Because epidemiologists model this sort of thing for a living and know more about it than you or me.
DDsD Virus under the beds. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
@kpfaulkner @JeffandWill @sarahebishop Goddam facts.
@kels_316 @franksting Reality can be so counter-intuitive sometimes.
JeffandWill @sarahebishop You’re gonna shit yourself when you find out what ring around the rosie meant
sarahebishop Omg. Just found out kids at schools in Melbourne are playing an advanced game of tag called “Coronavirus” where one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wi
@juhasaarinen I hope not.
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems @hailtonothing @Hewso81 This needs to be assigned to a ZZ Top cover band.
She’s g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HA
@juhasaarinen Haven’t got there yet. Coffee first, then a little time in the library.
@paulwallbank @SnarkyPlatypus @prestontowers All this is likely to be true. Alas.
@garystark My pleasure. It was tempting to wander around more and then have lunch in Blackheath, but I managed to resist.
It is deathly quiet in Katoomba. A magnificent day, but I saw a train from Sydney arrive and there were very few tourists on it.
K-town.
#purpletrain back to Katoomba. It’s an 8-car V-Set and I saw two other passengers boarding. pic.twitter.com/Hopv4SNs8I
Also, Mt Victoria station, where there are snakes. #straya pic.twitter.com/vbBU5duFQi
Mt Victoria station, with remnants of the time when railway stations were good. pic.twitter.com/m9MN2kKHKO
I am at Mt Victoria station and I have my phone back.
@erkpod It has! Bright and sunny with only a couple of chemtrails to taint the sky.
@mediahunter I was thinking that earlier. But the dribbling out of information isn’t helping the trustworthiness. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wq
@Ng88Mr Thanks. I am alert but not alarmed.
“Union wins paid leave for casual APS [Australian Public Service] workers impacted by COVID-19” themandarin.com.au/127662-union-w…
jendudley Stores shouldn’t have to put up signs explaining health and safety gear. A worker told me no staff member at this s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vD
Passing beyond Katoomba. I don’t do this very often and it feels weird. Yes, those two sentences relate to the same thing.
@mediahunter Whether they’re good communicators is a separate question, of course, and it feels like they’re doing badly.
@franksting Yes, Doctor.
Way ahead of you, Dan. pic.twitter.com/zjDE1BT0qo
@jonoabroad The youngest? There’s a way to go, and the older siblings will have already passed on this knowledge.
@GreenJ Well no I’m not because I’m not. This is the point. Photos will wait until I have my phone back.
rechelon Banning the working class from working during a pandemic but not banning the rentier class from extracting rents ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lr
#purpletrain, but no photo because I’m not taking a photo with an iPad. Not in public anyway.
@jonoabroad Doubly irrelevant?
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus A fun addition to this chart is the rise in senior executive pay levels.
@GulsonKalervo Thanks, but yes I’m already on my way. Plus I need to go shopping anyway. Plus it’s a nice day for it. :)
MikeStuchbery_ While we’re throwing shade on gammony Brits ignoring Spanish containment measures, here’s some Spanish cops dealing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xV
@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark This is the chart I was thinking of, but it’s US data. epi.org/productivity-p… pic.twitter.com/P4gj6961Tf
Nor is it expertise in how schools should be run, for that matter. Sure, you wen tot school once — a generation ago.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sTt
Seriously, no one needs your fucking opinion unless you’re a relevant kind of expert. “Having kids” is not expertise in epidemiology.
As you’re listening to the Prime Minister’s press conference, a reminder. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark How does that compare with the wage to productivity flattening since the 1970s oil shoc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1S
Wed plan, supplemental: Taxi to the village; pie; 1007 train to Mt Victoria; 1055 train back to Katoomba; recharge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w0
edbott He lies about everything. Large and small. twitter.com/ddale8/status/…
Wed plan, the main outline: Collect phone from Mt Victoria; shopping, Katoomba; return to @bunjaree to sort out the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ok
@franksting @DrRhysPockett Does any of this help?
@DrRhysPockett That’s not where the bubbles are coming from.
@wolfcat @dobes @joshgnosis Only a few bites.
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus Hand-waving is how we do all planning these days.
So this is what’s happening in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/3FCqZFMB8o
@dobes Nah, Whirlpool users won’t like Chicken to the Kerb (CttK). @joshgnosis
@developerjack I’m not sure I wan to think about this.
@zyzzyvamedia @HHackenbecker The Moon does not exist.
Wednesday. Bubbles. So many bubbles.All the bubbles. Bubbles. Wednesday.
Gorn, finally. Tomorrow is about retrieving a phone and shopping.
@SuperCroup I thought so.
@SuperCroup You’re all class.
You have no idea how happy this makes me. pic.twitter.com/q9cRsMn9Co
@SuperCroup Are they anyone important or can these generic white men be mulched like the rest?
@joshgans Ah. This is where it gets tricky then. :) Dunno, sorry.
Hahahaha. “Everyday essentials” as per an email from Coles just after midnight AEDT. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/Od0d4HJzxb
edbott Those who have had to endure video meetings for years are highly amused as the rest of the world catches up. twitter.com/Popehat/status…
edbott I will never again see the name Jared Kushner without immediately thinking “rejected Thunderbirds marionette” and f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pb
@joshgans Here you go. twitter.com/K8brannen/stat…
@joshgans Sure. “Mild” means you’re maybe hospitalised but don’t need oxygen, per reports from actual medical peopl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yh
tdih_hpc Mar 17, 1976: Cray Research sells 600K shares of stock in an over-the-counter “IPO” & raises $10M, largely on the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V1
What the fuck?
@frznmatt @dippizuka Nah all good. The 4G in the Mountains is being hammered, as I’d expected. Your cluster is good. #notachatupline
@jxeeno TELL ME WHERE TO GET DIALUP.