RT @bernard_prof: The next person to tweet about how productive Isaac Newton when Cambridge shut down for plague will be receiving a cardbo…
RT @HartWexford: QUARANTINE LIFE EPISODE ONE https://t.co/xS6bbxc4Ep
RT @mmcgowan: “Watched the sun rise over Woolworths carpark†- mum’s dispatch from the frontline of the toilet paper war https://t.co/r7Bjr…
RT @_midofo_: Hey followers outside Australia, we keep kangaroos in our houses, that is why you never see them hopping down the street. htt…
RT @ozconsoul: Why isn’t anyone talking about the fact that Nagoshi LITERALLY REUSED FRESH LETTUCE SANDWICH FOR TUNA & EGG SANDWICH IN #Jud…
@garthk @expectproblems Sploosh.
@jonoabroad Hope you like it. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus @rohan_p Maybe just on special occasions then.
@rohan_p I somehow think @SnarkyPlatypus would like to be in this club.
@jonoabroad I don’t think you have listened to it.
And then the Cold War ended. https://t.co/GjgXgFC9bM
RT @RHT_ebooks: I talked to a guy at the bus stop and he said his mother had heard at the bowlo that newspapers are entirely happy to publi…
ICYMI… https://t.co/dKZW6KnWv4
@SnarkyPlatypus Good.
@SnarkyPlatypus Spain has already nationalised the private hospitals.
@glengyron To be fair, “Bribe the officials or suck it up and eat soup, Princess†is kinda good advice.
RT @AkerArctic: Russian #icebreaker Kapitan Dranitsyn to become a drifting base for the “North Pole-2020” expedition, avoiding the recently…
RT @johnhalton: The prime minister’s assurances that the British people are sensible folk who’ll know to do the right thing without being f…
“A relapsed Soviet’s guide to surviving coronavirus shortages†https://t.co/QRFLMsaQtr
“Step aside, capitalists…… https://t.co/ABgpdsmCyO
@jetztgibtshaue @wellmaywesay Thanks. It was fun to do.
RT @samjarman: Unfortunate placement 😅 https://t.co/wxLeFZy4ET
RT @GreenJ: this is pretty solid. https://t.co/wttHpofQfJ
RT @superTV247: BREAKING: #Eurovision 2020 has been cancelled. Official statement coming tomorrow:
Eurovision 2021 will be held in Rotterd…
RT @JohnBarronUSA: No words. https://t.co/tvviacpi2e
I am concerned that the Australian “Toilet Paper†Search Index looks like it’s on the rise again.… https://t.co/Rk2VRlbCEh
@zyzzyvamedia 3G is so named because it only works until 3pm. Which is why we should wait for 5G before working from home.
RT @patstokes: They’ve suffered enough. https://t.co/BCfZ6sRQx9
For mine, s/proper shoes/pants/. https://t.co/FQkZ9KUaN0
RT @NewtonMark: With all due respect, I can get that without needing to flush anything at all. https://t.co/O0YvAI6v1a
Getthebagcoach Day 24 of the Quarantine
Parents everywhere: pic.twitter.com/wY8iznS2EX
@wolfcat @dobes @expectproblems This sounds like a job for @ChuckTingle.
thetowncrier Bravely, @SkyNewsAust is broadcasting from INSIDE the virus itself. pic.twitter.com/TT1dlaE846
WtfRenaissance 16.5 minutes into isolating, Mabel knew the marriage was a mistake. pic.twitter.com/BgkBhSpznD
@dobes @wolfcat @expectproblems What, to listen for Russian submarines?
@RealNickHodge Only if it gets the horn.
@bigbadave Mince all the things!
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus I think it’s quite cute and cheerful.
RT @trentyarwood: I’m an infectious diseases physician, mostly public health trained, massive computer geek and a big data nerd and I can w…
TeenVogue Not to be dramatic but…eat the rich! tnvge.co/T2EFKfL
RT @GreenJ: all hope is lost. https://t.co/iarFtLuwbK
@elronxenu Sure, though way beyond my budget.
“Japan unveils its hypersonic weapons plans†https://t.co/SaLDRvl2cM https://t.co/80eyleVbnp
“Surveillance Company Says It’s Deploying ‘Coronavirus-Detecting†Cameras in US†https://t.co/ULM9C4H5lT
“Athena S… https://t.co/1P7QJ5gxq3
RT @jennineak: anglos need to be periodically reminded of what their lives would be like without immigration, so here’s a reminder: https:/…
@johnb78 Ideally, yes, but with limited resources we need to tackle the obvious problems.
@terencehuynh Trend-setter.
“TikTok moderators were told to suppress videos from users who appeared too ugly, poor or disabled, as part of the… https://t.co/spJBC6aLsT
“We must do more to combat right-wing extremism†by @KKeneally https://t.co/SQq9rcE2NN
@docbaty “May†in the hed, but then “38% more likely†soon after. And it may be zero, yes. SCIENTS!
“Boys with an older brother may be more likely to be gay†https://t.co/w76dGpO8Yc
“The longer the better: evidence that narwhal tusks are sexually selected†https://t.co/JC9Z7mjhEu https://t.co/8ckxpkUS0m
“Single dose of THC from cannabis enough to induce psychosis, depression, anxiety†https://t.co/wr9jff6uQs
@CosmicRami @NickyWill100 She is indeed remarkable.
GidMK The only chart about coronavirus prediction that you need right now #COVID19 #coronavirusaus pic.twitter.com/AWbmA7BqO3
MichaelRoddan I mean, his columns can be a bit repetitive, but this is just mean pic.twitter.com/yDtg0KRT7V
@JonDeeOz @frankfil It appears that “everyone†is going to live on meat, carbs, and tomato sauce. God bless Australia.
wolfcat PSA: All the pedestrian crossing buttons in the City of Melbourne don’t need to be pressed, they work automatically. #COVID19au
@Ng88Mr It was quiet enough at Coles at that time. Maybe the mayhem happens earlier.
@Hi11lDweller Plenty of room there at the moment. :)
@NickyWill100 @CosmicRami That would be this one. https://t.co/hlsT0nTLKF
joshgnosis Social distancing for the @DanielAndrewsMP presser pic.twitter.com/R2ZxncP0sN
Sometimes America does it right. Ping @ApostrophePong. https://t.co/Y6ca7sjEAl
Wed plan, remainder: Sort out the mess that is my to-do list; quiet evening with videos and shitposting.
RT @mollytolsky: Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our a…
Is it time to explore America? https://t.co/vrQiIljk6T
@Ng88Mr Hah. Figures.
@Ng88Mr Now that I’ve restocked after having been away for a month, I may well explore the smaller places. Thanks f… https://t.co/NkUvCpTk1B
A thread for @SnarkyPlatypus and @glengyron. https://t.co/NBXL7i32Uo
No intel on other stores, sorry. I just wanted to get back home.
Oh, also hit were (none I’d these shown) noodles, canned soup, ready-to-cook pizzas, crackers. I didn’t explore the… https://t.co/2SmBFl8v3H
Also gutted are soaps and hand sanitisers (not shown), kitchen cleaning products (not shown), bottles water (not sh… https://t.co/MF1JWRI3P8
Also gutted are pasta, rice, potatoes, onions, and canned tomatoes (not shown), suggesting that @adamliaw (was it h… https://t.co/sdug1oO92B
SITREP Coles Katoomba: Meat section gutted, with only bulk chicken wings and premium steak (not shown) remainingâ€pic.twitter.com/bm5nW82RP5P5
The cafe at the Katoomba library is normally full of boomers having lunch. Current customer count is 5, not 30 to 40.
RT @wolfcat: Morrison on hoarding of groceries: “It’s ridiculous, it’s Unaustralian and it must stop.â€
How can it be Unaustralian when lit…
@coldsnacks @kels_316 @franksting I’m not an epidemiologist, obviously, but I listen to people who are, and read st… https://t.co/B0h4QfUKrT
@coldsnacks @kels_316 @franksting Thank you for confirming that you have no idea how epidemiology works.
@coldsnacks @kels_316 @franksting Because epidemiologists model this sort of thing for a living and know more about it than you or me.
RT @DDsD: Virus under the beds. https://t.co/veQFpETXW6
@kpfaulkner @JeffandWill @sarahebishop Goddam facts.
@kels_316 @franksting Reality can be so counter-intuitive sometimes.
JeffandWill @sarahebishop You’re gonna shit yourself when you find out what ring around the rosie meant
RT @sarahebishop: Omg. Just found out kids at schools in Melbourne are playing an advanced game of tag called “Coronavirus” where one kid i…
@juhasaarinen I hope not.
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems @hailtonothing @Hewso81 This needs to be assigned to a ZZ Top cover band.
She’s g… https://t.co/TnTwppbNHA
@juhasaarinen Haven’t got there yet. Coffee first, then a little time in the library.
@paulwallbank @SnarkyPlatypus @prestontowers All this is likely to be true. Alas.
@garystark My pleasure. It was tempting to wander around more and then have lunch in Blackheath, but I managed to resist.
It is deathly quiet in Katoomba. A magnificent day, but I saw a train from Sydney arrive and there were very few tourists on it.
K-town.
#purpletrain back to Katoomba. It’s an 8-car V-Set and I saw two other passengers boardingpic.twitter.com/Hopv4SNs8I8I
Also, Mt Victoria station, where there are snakes. #straya pic.twitter.com/vbBU5duFQi
Mt Victoria station, with remnants of the time when railway stations were good. pic.twitter.com/m9MN2kKHKO
I am at Mt Victoria station and I have my phone back.
@erkpod It has! Bright and sunny with only a couple of chemtrails to taint the sky.
@mediahunter I was thinking that earlier. But the dribbling out of information isn’t helping the trustworthiness. I… https://t.co/qF2HC2Rfwq
@Ng88Mr Thanks. I am alert but not alarmed.
“Union wins paid leave for casual APS [Australian Public Service] workers impacted by COVID-19†https://t.co/S3xSqwGGQh
RT @jendudley: Stores shouldn’t have to put up signs explaining health and safety gear. A worker told me no staff member at this shop had b…
Passing beyond Katoomba. I don’t do this very often and it feels weird. Yes, those two sentences relate to the same thing.
@mediahunter Whether they’re good communicators is a separate question, of course, and it feels like they’re doing badly.
@franksting Yes, Doctor.
Way ahead of you, Dan. pic.twitter.com/zjDE1BT0qo
@jonoabroad The youngest? There’s a way to go, and the older siblings will have already passed on this knowledge.
@GreenJ Well no I’m not because I’m not. This is the point. Photos will wait until I have my phone back.
RT @rechelon: Banning the working class from working during a pandemic but not banning the rentier class from extracting rents has done mor…
#purpletrain, but no photo because I’m not taking a photo with an iPad. Not in public anyway.
@jonoabroad Doubly irrelevant?
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus A fun addition to this chart is the rise in senior executive pay levels.
@GulsonKalervo Thanks, but yes I’m already on my way. Plus I need to go shopping anyway. Plus it’s a nice day for it. :)
RT @MikeStuchbery_: While we’re throwing shade on gammony Brits ignoring Spanish containment measures, here’s some Spanish cops dealing wit…
@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark This is the chart I was thinking of, but it’s US data. https://t.co/8USgf0fqMX https://t.co/P4gj6961Tf
Nor is it expertise in how schools should be run, for that matter. Sure, you wen tot school once — a generation ago… https://t.co/SnQArnysTt
Seriously, no one needs your fucking opinion unless you’re a relevant kind of expert. “Having kids†is not expertise in epidemiology.
As you’re listening to the Prime Minister’s press conference, a reminder. https://t.co/TqqO0slrxF
@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark How does that compare with the wage to productivity flattening since the 1970s oil shoc… https://t.co/2eIbhbq61S
Wed plan, supplemental: Taxi to the village; pie; 1007 train to Mt Victoria; 1055 train back to Katoomba; recharge… https://t.co/p2o6VisQw0
RT @edbott: He lies about everything. Large and small. https://t.co/w0lrEcWB92
Wed plan, the main outline: Collect phone from Mt Victoria; shopping, Katoomba; return to @bunjaree to sort out the… https://t.co/y5gT75hgOk
@franksting @DrRhysPockett Does any of this help?
@DrRhysPockett That’s not where the bubbles are coming from.
@wolfcat @dobes @joshgnosis Only a few bites.
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus Hand-waving is how we do all planning these days.
So this is what’s happening in the Blue Mountainspic.twitter.com/3FCqZFMB8o8o
@dobes Nah, Whirlpool users won’t like Chicken to the Kerb (CttK)@joshgnosisis
@developerjack I’m not sure I wan to think about this.
@zyzzyvamedia @HHackenbecker The Moon does not exist.
Wednesday. Bubbles. So many bubbles.All the bubbles. Bubbles. Wednesday.
Gorn, finally. Tomorrow is about retrieving a phone and shopping.
@SuperCroup I thought so.
@SuperCroup You’re all class.
You have no idea how happy this makes me. pic.twitter.com/q9cRsMn9Co
@SuperCroup Are they anyone important or can these generic white men be mulched like the rest?
@joshgans Ah. This is where it gets tricky then. :) Dunno, sorry.
Hahahaha. “Everyday essentials†as per an email from Coles just after midnight AEDT. P@SnarkyPlatypusyppic.twitter.com/Od0d4HJzxbJzxb
RT @edbott: Those who have had to endure video meetings for years are highly amused as the rest of the world catches up. https://t.co/H5tvg…
RT @edbott: I will never again see the name Jared Kushner without immediately thinking “rejected Thunderbirds marionette” and for that I sa…
@joshgans Here you go. https://t.co/D1kcZYc8g9
@joshgans Sure. “Mild†means you’re maybe hospitalised but don’t need oxygen, per reports from actual medical peopl… https://t.co/MvM3dmeYYh
RT @tdih_hpc: Mar 17, 1976: Cray Research sells 600K shares of stock in an over-the-counter “IPO” & raises $10M, largely on the strength of…
What the fuck?
@frznmatt @dippizuka Nah all good. The 4G in the Mountains is being hammered, as I’d expected. Your cluster is good#notachatuplinene
@jxeeno TELL ME WHERE TO GET DIALUP.