Anyway that’s enough for me from now. You have all been an incredible disappointment and you should think about what you’ve said and done.
@readfearn There’s always a graph.
@HendrikRochefo1 @VWHawkesbury Not really. The CMO is the authority, the AMA is an employer lobby group, and Norman..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jm
Look just send The Van around now. I’d appreciate the down time.
Or something along those lines.
This is all down to you, you pricks. The panic buying, the “shortage” of basic food products*, the whole thing. You..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YZ
I am getting so fucking sick of all the noisy cunts who think they know better than all the world’s epidemiologists..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yb
stilgherrian REMINDER: Reality can be counter-intuitive sometimes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
samanthamaiden OMG this woman is a MOOD and I want to hang with her twitter.com/raf_epstein/st…
@rik_ferguson @UKGovTweets Oh 3rd factor. The modelling is changing daily, and my understanding* is that the models..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9F
@rik_ferguson @UKGovTweets I can’t comment on the “only you” bit, but two key factors here are:
1. China figure is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XM
PrincessFluffy New game. What’s in their background? With more people on TV from home what can we learn about them?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cI
@Broggly @MakedaMorrison I grew up on a farm and can confirm this is all true.
CAFinUS Canada is so Canada sometimes that you have to use a hockey stick to save lives.
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#SocialDistancing |..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SY
trekonomics Once this is over I hope tech bros are cancelled pic.twitter.com/GmEEubTxO7
JennaCairney1 Front page of tomorrow’s @themercurycomau pic.twitter.com/Ote2KuZvpv
burgotastic There was like a ten year gap between me first hearing the (apocryphal) story that the shape of the champagne glass..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kP
@PeteLawler @MakedaMorrison I’m sure your walnuts are quite tasty.
@sylmobile @JamesCoyne We shall soon see.
Histreepix Few people realise the popular American sitcom “Friends” was the brainchild of Boy George and BA Baracus, who used..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aa
Is it wrong that I’m laughing at this? twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
@sylmobile @JamesCoyne I know. :) I’m just worried about the signal to noise ratio.
sovietvisuals “Doctor is friend of the people!” Soviet poster, 1956 pic.twitter.com/52zhrl1dMx
@sylmobile @JamesCoyne Yes and no. If you pollute your own head with fears or unwarranted confidence from your own..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iX
MakedaMorrison Day 5: We have rediscovered farming twitter.com/MLKChefLean/st…
DrewPavlou Paul Murray has noted public health expert & epidemiologist Pauline Hanson on his program tonight to criticize Tasm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pR
“Windrush review to call for reform of ‘reckless’ Home Office”
theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/m… HT @MrNishKumar…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gh
@sylmobile @JamesCoyne Yep, that’s spot on.
@dobes @DecayRSO @eddit0r @alexkidman Wow, that looks great. Please pass on my congratulations to “the wife”.
@sylmobile @JamesCoyne And always correct.
@BlogsofWar @GreenJ And rightly so.
@DrAlanaFisher @blackdoginst @Sydney_Uni No, but anyone en route can trace the user’s path through the site. It’s n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ae
@sylmobile @JamesCoyne This is the tweet I was thinking of. twitter.com/Constababble/s…
@sylmobile @JamesCoyne As an explainer about what “exponential” means, sure, but preventative actions and behaviour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GZ
@sylmobile @JamesCoyne They’ve been complaining about ALL amateur* charts, because things are more complex.
* Amat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ED
brihonyspeed BREAKING - the Defence Minister has referred the incident involving Soldier C, revealed in @4corners, to the Austra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SX
@TrainLinkWest Just to wrap this up, thanks so much @TrainLinkWest. My phone was ready and waiting for me at Mt Vic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yv
@jxeeno @dobes @joshgnosis My advice is always excellent, as you know.
@sylmobile @JamesCoyne It’s not. Sorry, @sylmobile, but epidemiologists are crying out for people to not start making their own charts.
DmitryOpines A ventilator is just a hyperloop for your lungs. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
SamanthaRegione Shout out to the PR genius who sent email advising many businesses don’t know importance of isolating and how to wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EC
@bigbadave I’ve seen fragments of that tour of the Tube of Ewes. I wonder how much of it would stand up in 2020.
@GreenJ Weren’t you taught as a kid?
holly Whoa how infectious is she?! pic.twitter.com/q2JhCaSEh0
@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus Related: Derek And Clive, “The Worst Job” youtube.com/watch?v=SentQj…
@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus You’re welcome. :)
@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus No no, I’m not saying you’d go out of your way. That’s wrong. But like, if it were th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bB
Never go to Senate Estimates, @dobes @joshgnosis. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…
@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus Oh come on! Are trying to tell me that if you had the chance you wouldn’t have a quick squizz?
@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus There’s a sentence I didn’t expect to be writing today. Or ever.
@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus This raises the possibility that we’ve been cheated out of a good look at Dame Judi D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lp
@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus The implication here is that some animator somewhere designed a digital cat’s arse model, and this pleases me.
@riskybusiness @thebannerbright Sorry. I’m just hungry this evening.
@riskybusiness @thebannerbright Oops. I didn’t mean that as a comment on her size. I forgot. It was just an “Eat th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jA
@riskybusiness @thebannerbright And we should be able to feast upon her flesh.
WorldBollard Due to #SocialDistancing rules, ALL our new bollards will be spaced 2m apart. The #WBA will continue to follow all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…43
@blackdoginst @Sydney_Uni This surprises me, because my experience is that @blackdoginst is usually very, very good..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HU
@blackdoginst @Sydney_Uni This looks interesting, but there’s no HTTPS/SSL encryption on the site so everyone’s ans..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KJ
@jpwarren @twcau @dobes @Accorhotels I wish I was that cunning.
“Australian Associated Press has asked reporters scheduled to leave this month to stay on after several 11th hour b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rl
@Sam_Hickey I had a burst of coughing while eating at a food court in Chinatown the other day. A woman nearby turne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kd
@twcau @dobes @jpwarren @Accorhotels Shoosh. Can’t talk now. Blockchain to sell.
Everything is going terrible, terribly well. twitter.com/alexinlaw/stat…
nvonbertouch “Interesting measures the AFL are taking, the ball was disinfected at half time”
Patrick Cripps: ……….twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aa
@twcau @dobes @jpwarren @Accorhotels Why… yeah I know it’s pointless asking… why would I want to verify against..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YQ
stilgherrian Pro Tip: If you cough and people stare at you, even though you know for sure it’s not COVID-19, just say: “Don’t wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ks
standupmaths And coming in at number #1 on The Sorts of News Headlines We Need Right Now…
NASA FIXES MARS LANDER BY TELLING ITtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…YKAO
@stufromoz Yes, from ~$32 million to ~$26 million.
Pinboard Very unsettling dynamic in Hong Kong where expats who refuse to follow social distancing precautions adopted by the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AU
@dobes It’s a beautiful thing.
Nice, @dobes. twitter.com/roweafr/status…
@dannolan Oh, I imagine so. Certainly after the whole Chatswood thing.
@dannolan And here on the Mac. pic.twitter.com/GAGe3piaMl
@dannolan Here in iOS. pic.twitter.com/FCTOdni6KD
@dannolan Have you got iCloud Contacts sharing turned on on both devices? It’s a device-by-device thing and it’s annoying.
@misosusanowa I don’t know that I ever read any — looking at his bibliography now.
@dmeeze @SwiftOnSecurity That’s quite magical. That’s from 2015, but oddly enough I didn’t see that at the time. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ts
@dobes @eddit0r @alexkidman @DecayRSO That would be a cloves.
itswalela Rise and grind twitter about to be in shambles two weeks into quarantine when they realize productivity isn’t a real identity
@eddit0r @dobes @alexkidman Confusingly, this one says ” VOK’s liqueurs are all made from double distilled vodka, c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ya
@eddit0r @dobes @alexkidman Oh I remember that. I don’t remember ever drinking any. “VOK Cherry Brandy Liqueur is a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q7
@seasallen Possibly. There usually is.
@misosusanowa Norman Spinrad? Good God, there’s a name from the past.
@oldscarab @wellmaywesay @TiktaalikD I hope you enjoy(ed) it.
@bastardsheep MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE. @SnarkyPlatypus
@SuperCroup Australia is not on that list. But yes the list is bullshit.
Thanks, Malcolm. twitter.com/fictillius/sta…
Why am I so incredibly tired today? (No, I don’t have a fever or a cough, settle down.)
dr_nic Nice to see a little optimism in this dark time. pic.twitter.com/gsuX15cOUq
CondimentWords At some point in the last week, Morrison has absolutely floated the idea of bringing back Hey Hey It’s Saturday to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5O
CBSNews “If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I’m not gonna let it stop me from partying”: Spring breakers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lp
MalwareJake The #dumbass hashtag here is everything. twitter.com/khowaga/status…
hamonryen There’s never been a better time to read more and post less.
bestofnextdoor Meanwhile, in Silicon Valley… pic.twitter.com/6N5y8XQTBc
@caseyjohnston I’m not sure this is helpful. This isn’t how epidemiological modelling works, and on the face of it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Do
REMINDER: Reality can be counter-intuitive sometimes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
jpwarren Fully automated luxury gay space communism now!
@33andme Not a bad idea.
A very @ApostrophePong photo, this one. twitter.com/YourWullie/sta…
pointlesslettrs “Do we want to live in a world where people are vaccinated and have medicine and don’t die from preventable causes?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CB
Yeah nah. pic.twitter.com/55XgwuwAlP
Scarfolk Confused by the conflicting information circulating online from official sources? Here’s our easy Government guide…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h3
TimothyNoah1 I just asked a DC cop what he’s noticed since the coronavirus sent people home. “More domestic violence,” he said,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jn
@sspencer_63 @PatrickFConlon2 Ta. Retweet killed.
Listening to the latest Coronacast, “Is this our life now for the next 18 months?” pca.st/oqutdga3 You shou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zN
normanswan Reality check. Cafe owner just told me it was a beat up. He has a cousin who’s a doctor who told him the virus has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OB
RadioFreeTom One thing at a time, please. twitter.com/benedictrogers…
@misosusanowa Indeed.
@misosusanowa Or as we say in Australia, “They’re fucking idiots.”
See this is a much better way to deal with things. twitter.com/Spilling_The_T…
Thu plan, now that I think about it: Very slow start; urgent administrivia; write and record a little podcast bit;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sf
Rob_Stott What a joke Paul Murray is twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
Because by and large political journalists are C-grade theatre critics who can’t remember or never knew anything th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CX
VeraMBergen “MADRID—I realized the total lockdown in Spain was serious when I got pulled over by the cops while taking out the.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QKO
hingers I asked Max if he thought Daft Punk could get coronavirus and then he found a doctor to rate all masked musicians. twitter.com/triplej/status…
MelissaLDavey Australian health professionals - are you being told not to criticise the gov or AHPPC response to coronavirus, or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YP
@trentyarwood @dobes @rohan_p @DrRhysPockett These people will kill us.
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus This is what I was thinking. Good luck!
“In my opinion, every tech company that has people working in the office, they’re not contrarian, they’re stupid and they’re dangerous.”
This is the better analysis from the story: “There’s a lot of people in Silicon Valley who fancy themselves as cont..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wo
@garystark Yep, that sounds about right, and I’m not even Jewish!
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus Oh dear. Are you going to try to stop him? Then again, maybe it’s better he get out t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1s
Well here we are then, @dobes @rohan_p @DrRhysPockett @trentyarwood. pic.twitter.com/IrUWnM0YkG
@teambuild3r Oh? What’s happened now? Or will I find out soon enough?
@SnarkyPlatypus Is this via Facebook or WeChat or where?
Nice weather for the Blue Mountains today though. pic.twitter.com/clwiYFcjOS
Why yes, I did just wake up, and I’m still pretty blurry. Hurrah for a Weird Dreams and Annoying Side Effects Day,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0s
Thursday. Halt, rapscallion! Thursday.