Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 19th, 2020

Anyway that’s enough for me from now. You have all been an incredible disappointment and you should think about what you’ve said and done.

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@HendrikRochefo1 @VWHawkesbury Not really. The CMO is the authority, the AMA is an employer lobby group, and Norman..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jm

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Look just send The Van around now. I’d appreciate the down time.

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Or something along those lines.

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This is all down to you, you pricks. The panic buying, the “shortage” of basic food products*, the whole thing. You..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YZ

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I am getting so fucking sick of all the noisy cunts who think they know better than all the world’s epidemiologists..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yb

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stilgherrian REMINDER: Reality can be counter-intuitive sometimes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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samanthamaiden OMG this woman is a MOOD and I want to hang with her twitter.com/raf_epstein/st…

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@rik_ferguson @UKGovTweets Oh 3rd factor. The modelling is changing daily, and my understanding* is that the models..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9F

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@rik_ferguson @UKGovTweets I can’t comment on the “only you” bit, but two key factors here are:

1. China figure is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XM

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PrincessFluffy New game. What’s in their background? With more people on TV from home what can we learn about them?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cI

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@Broggly @MakedaMorrison I grew up on a farm and can confirm this is all true.

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CAFinUS Canada is so Canada sometimes that you have to use a hockey stick to save lives.

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trekonomics Once this is over I hope tech bros are cancelled pic.twitter.com/GmEEubTxO7

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JennaCairney1 Front page of tomorrow’s @themercurycomau pic.twitter.com/Ote2KuZvpv

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burgotastic There was like a ten year gap between me first hearing the (apocryphal) story that the shape of the champagne glass..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kP

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@PeteLawler @MakedaMorrison I’m sure your walnuts are quite tasty.

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Histreepix Few people realise the popular American sitcom “Friends” was the brainchild of Boy George and BA Baracus, who used..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aa

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Is it wrong that I’m laughing at this? twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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@sylmobile @JamesCoyne I know. :) I’m just worried about the signal to noise ratio.

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sovietvisuals “Doctor is friend of the people!” Soviet poster, 1956 pic.twitter.com/52zhrl1dMx

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@sylmobile @JamesCoyne Yes and no. If you pollute your own head with fears or unwarranted confidence from your own..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iX

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MakedaMorrison Day 5: We have rediscovered farming twitter.com/MLKChefLean/st…

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DrewPavlou Paul Murray has noted public health expert & epidemiologist Pauline Hanson on his program tonight to criticize Tasm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pR

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“Windrush review to call for reform of ‘reckless’ Home Office”
theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/m… HT @MrNishKumartwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gh

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@dobes @DecayRSO @eddit0r @alexkidman Wow, that looks great. Please pass on my congratulations to “the wife”.

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@DrAlanaFisher @blackdoginst @Sydney_Uni No, but anyone en route can trace the user’s path through the site. It’s n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ae

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@sylmobile @JamesCoyne As an explainer about what “exponential” means, sure, but preventative actions and behaviour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GZ

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@sylmobile @JamesCoyne They’ve been complaining about ALL amateur* charts, because things are more complex.

* Amat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ED

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brihonyspeed BREAKING - the Defence Minister has referred the incident involving Soldier C, revealed in @4corners, to the Austra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SX

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@TrainLinkWest Just to wrap this up, thanks so much @TrainLinkWest. My phone was ready and waiting for me at Mt Vic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yv

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@jxeeno @dobes @joshgnosis My advice is always excellent, as you know.

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@sylmobile @JamesCoyne It’s not. Sorry, @sylmobile, but epidemiologists are crying out for people to not start making their own charts.

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DmitryOpines A ventilator is just a hyperloop for your lungs. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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SamanthaRegione Shout out to the PR genius who sent email advising many businesses don’t know importance of isolating and how to wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EC

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@bigbadave I’ve seen fragments of that tour of the Tube of Ewes. I wonder how much of it would stand up in 2020.

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@GreenJ Weren’t you taught as a kid?

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holly Whoa how infectious is she?! pic.twitter.com/q2JhCaSEh0

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@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus No no, I’m not saying you’d go out of your way. That’s wrong. But like, if it were th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bB

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@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus Oh come on! Are trying to tell me that if you had the chance you wouldn’t have a quick squizz?

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@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus There’s a sentence I didn’t expect to be writing today. Or ever.

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@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus This raises the possibility that we’ve been cheated out of a good look at Dame Judi D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lp

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@bastardsheep @SnarkyPlatypus The implication here is that some animator somewhere designed a digital cat’s arse model, and this pleases me.

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@riskybusiness @thebannerbright Oops. I didn’t mean that as a comment on her size. I forgot. It was just an “Eat th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jA

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@riskybusiness @thebannerbright And we should be able to feast upon her flesh.

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WorldBollard Due to rules, ALL our new bollards will be spaced 2m apart. The will continue to follow all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…43

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@blackdoginst @Sydney_Uni This surprises me, because my experience is that @blackdoginst is usually very, very good..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HU

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@blackdoginst @Sydney_Uni This looks interesting, but there’s no HTTPS/SSL encryption on the site so everyone’s ans..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KJ

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“Australian Associated Press has asked reporters scheduled to leave this month to stay on after several 11th hour b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rl

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@Sam_Hickey I had a burst of coughing while eating at a food court in Chinatown the other day. A woman nearby turne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kd

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@twcau @dobes @jpwarren @Accorhotels Shoosh. Can’t talk now. Blockchain to sell.

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Everything is going terrible, terribly well. twitter.com/alexinlaw/stat…

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nvonbertouch “Interesting measures the AFL are taking, the ball was disinfected at half time”

Patrick Cripps: ……….twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aa

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@twcau @dobes @jpwarren @Accorhotels Why… yeah I know it’s pointless asking… why would I want to verify against..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YQ

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stilgherrian Pro Tip: If you cough and people stare at you, even though you know for sure it’s not COVID-19, just say: “Don’t wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ks

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standupmaths And coming in at number #1 on The Sorts of News Headlines We Need Right Now…

NASA FIXES MARS LANDER BY TELLING ITtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…YKAO

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@stufromoz Yes, from ~$32 million to ~$26 million.

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Pinboard Very unsettling dynamic in Hong Kong where expats who refuse to follow social distancing precautions adopted by the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AU

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@dobes It’s a beautiful thing.

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@dannolan Oh, I imagine so. Certainly after the whole Chatswood thing.

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@dannolan Have you got iCloud Contacts sharing turned on on both devices? It’s a device-by-device thing and it’s annoying.

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@misosusanowa I don’t know that I ever read any — looking at his bibliography now.

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@dmeeze @SwiftOnSecurity That’s quite magical. That’s from 2015, but oddly enough I didn’t see that at the time. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ts

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itswalela Rise and grind twitter about to be in shambles two weeks into quarantine when they realize productivity isn’t a real identity

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@eddit0r @dobes @alexkidman Confusingly, this one says ” VOK’s liqueurs are all made from double distilled vodka, c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ya

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@eddit0r @dobes @alexkidman Oh I remember that. I don’t remember ever drinking any. “VOK Cherry Brandy Liqueur is a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q7

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@misosusanowa Norman Spinrad? Good God, there’s a name from the past.

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@SuperCroup Australia is not on that list. But yes the list is bullshit.

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Why am I so incredibly tired today? (No, I don’t have a fever or a cough, settle down.)

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dr_nic Nice to see a little optimism in this dark time. pic.twitter.com/gsuX15cOUq

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CondimentWords At some point in the last week, Morrison has absolutely floated the idea of bringing back Hey Hey It’s Saturday to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5O

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CBSNews “If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I’m not gonna let it stop me from partying”: Spring breakers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lp

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MalwareJake The hashtag here is everything. twitter.com/khowaga/status…

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hamonryen There’s never been a better time to read more and post less.

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bestofnextdoor Meanwhile, in Silicon Valley… pic.twitter.com/6N5y8XQTBc

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@caseyjohnston I’m not sure this is helpful. This isn’t how epidemiological modelling works, and on the face of it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Do

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REMINDER: Reality can be counter-intuitive sometimes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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jpwarren Fully automated luxury gay space communism now!

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pointlesslettrs “Do we want to live in a world where people are vaccinated and have medicine and don’t die from preventable causes?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CB

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Scarfolk Confused by the conflicting information circulating online from official sources? Here’s our easy Government guide…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h3

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TimothyNoah1 I just asked a DC cop what he’s noticed since the coronavirus sent people home. “More domestic violence,” he said,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jn

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Listening to the latest Coronacast, “Is this our life now for the next 18 months?” pca.st/oqutdga3 You shou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zN

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normanswan Reality check. Cafe owner just told me it was a beat up. He has a cousin who’s a doctor who told him the virus has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OB

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RadioFreeTom One thing at a time, please. twitter.com/benedictrogers…

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@misosusanowa Or as we say in Australia, “They’re fucking idiots.”

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See this is a much better way to deal with things. twitter.com/Spilling_The_T…

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Thu plan, now that I think about it: Very slow start; urgent administrivia; write and record a little podcast bit;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sf

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Rob_Stott What a joke Paul Murray is twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Because by and large political journalists are C-grade theatre critics who can’t remember or never knew anything th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CX

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VeraMBergen “MADRID—I realized the total lockdown in Spain was serious when I got pulled over by the cops while taking out the.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QKO

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hingers I asked Max if he thought Daft Punk could get coronavirus and then he found a doctor to rate all masked musicians. twitter.com/triplej/status…

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MelissaLDavey Australian health professionals - are you being told not to criticise the gov or AHPPC response to coronavirus, or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YP

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“In my opinion, every tech company that has people working in the office, they’re not contrarian, they’re stupid and they’re dangerous.”

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This is the better analysis from the story: “There’s a lot of people in Silicon Valley who fancy themselves as cont..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wo

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@garystark Yep, that sounds about right, and I’m not even Jewish!

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus Oh dear. Are you going to try to stop him? Then again, maybe it’s better he get out t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1s

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@teambuild3r Oh? What’s happened now? Or will I find out soon enough?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Is this via Facebook or WeChat or where?

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Nice weather for the Blue Mountains today though. pic.twitter.com/clwiYFcjOS

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Why yes, I did just wake up, and I’m still pretty blurry. Hurrah for a Weird Dreams and Annoying Side Effects Day,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0s

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Thursday. Halt, rapscallion! Thursday.

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