Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 21st, 2020

Anyway, bedtime. I’m sure you’ll all still be problematic pricks in the morning. Bye.

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And that’s the last time I’ll say it that politely. Seriously, people are desperate to understand what’s going on…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0A

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By all means explore the ideas and learn. Learning is good. Just keep it to yourself, or share it privately with appropriate disclaimers.

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A PLEA: Can those of you playing amateur epidemiologist or medical data scientist just stop please? This isn’t a ga..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kl

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_RyanKirk This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men

We’re losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

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@JustJimWillDo @realist @kels_316 @_midofo_ The sailors. Not me. I’ve never been in any kind of military.

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@JustJimWillDo @realist @kels_316 @_midofo_ This one had been cleaned out. We’re not animals.

Hang on. RANR. I take that back.

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Mantzarlis I’ve been disproportionately angry about those silly “Venice is so clean now” tweets so I’m grateful to @NatGeo for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xV

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@realist @JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @_midofo_ A quantity of ammunition was expended, and there were quite a few hits..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @realist @_midofo_ And in this case it was a shitload of 9mm from about eight shooters in all. It sank.

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@damana [Nods] None of what I said was directed at you. Fast threads don’t help. There are people trying to suppres..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq

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@damana Sorry to have chimed in on that. I am just so over the amateur epidemiologists.

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@Tony_McFadden @damana @fictillius I know a tiny, tiny, tiny about this, Tony. But I know enough to know you have n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IP

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@Tony_McFadden @damana @fictillius I see you are. So here’s the thing. It applies to you. Yes, you. I have friends..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sD

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@Tony_McFadden @damana @fictillius Are you familiar with the Dunning-Kruger Effect?

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@damana @fictillius @Tony_McFadden Remind me again how many of you are epidemiologists? Oh yeah.

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scottlynch78 Winston lay shackled upon the table and O’Brien stared down at him.

“Never again will you be capable of calm, or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d5

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@NewtonMark I’m trying to think of a joke involving “tractor beam” but I’ll give up.

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DougJThomas So this is what happens when I tell my Year 3 students that there won’t be NAPLAN this year. In these uncertain day..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D8

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@NewtonMark With or without the disinfecting chemtrails?

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thegreatgonzo Whenever people talk about “blitz spirit” remember they had to use fines and deploy a million people in tin helmets..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nd

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@kels_316 @realist @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ I enjoy shooting, the few times I’ve done it, because of the discipline..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qq

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @realist @_midofo_ Hah! It was the RAN who gave me the crash course in the Hi-Power 9mm of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vL

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ There’s something very American about the ability to say “Can I help yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0f

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ Annoyingly, that day I was with someone who’d never held a gun of any k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rl

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HartWexford That man: Henry Kissinger twitter.com/7Sport/status/…

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ I believe that the polite term for “yippee shoots” is “weapon familiari..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eq

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ American Shooters is run by ex-USMC trainers, and it’s across a car par..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1S

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ OK, so as a lame civilian all I can say here is that I fired 60 rounds..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R6

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@jeffsonstein I met him a few years back. He’s very convincing, until you check the citations for context.

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ This is the ‘pedia version. I haven’t traced back sources. pic.twitter.com/Mr9p67WYI2

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@jeffsonstein Yeah Lomborg’s qualifications are political scientist and he’s basically a polemicist for the anti climate science industries.

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@JustJimWillDo @realist @kels_316 @_midofo_ I’ve bene all the way thru an O-boat, a live one and not just HMAS Onsl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qD

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@JustJimWillDo @realist @kels_316 @_midofo_ Yeah look you know these guys and girls take a lot of shit out of the b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j6

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@realist @kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Anyway that’s 53cm, so yeah a small-ish diver can be shoved in there.

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@realist @kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ There’s compressed air feeds though. ;) VOOM!

(OK they don’t do that.)

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@realist @kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ The main standards are 18-inch and 21-inch, but there’s lots of others…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fj

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@joannejacobs @JustJimWillDo No. At 6am, it’s Robert Fripp’s “Exposure”. As loud as you can make it. youtube.com/watch?v=hzFsDQ…

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@kels_316 @_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo I do Melbourne frequently, or at least used to before the DEATH VIRUS came along.

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@kels_316 @_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo And also, yeah, I have over-drinks stories to relate. As someone with a business..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xE

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@Bloss55 @SenPaterson @larissawaters Yeah nah, I verified it. Waters’ post has now been deleted, and she said she’d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DR

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Hah. My mate seemed to make the transition OK. He’s no longer with us, but his t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GP

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @_midofo_ Though whisky must be had at some point, yes.

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @_midofo_ Ah yeah, I forgot I told you. :) All good, all blood under the bridge.

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Well you should, because they’re fucking insane. Any unit that selects recruits..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1U

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@joannejacobs No. Put on some VERY LOUD punk or something.

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This needs to be a continuing diary. twitter.com/joannejacobs/s…

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ “Baby bubblies”? Really?

(I ask this because one of my best friends ever was on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uz

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Histreepix British Prime Minister Boris Johnson pledges UK can change the tide on Coronavirus in twelve weeks, or he’ll be dea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fY

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See this is what true class is all about. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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Hurrah for Soviet-era techno, or something.

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@JoeABCNews Yeah you really need to show those things with a log scale to see whether the rate of change is increasing or not.

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@kels_316 Sure. There’s still the discussion about whether Waters’ comments was all that bad. But at this hour I can’t be arsed.

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@kels_316 And look, I was wrong, I made a mistake, so the word has to be “Sorry”. And now regular service will be resumed.

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@shermozle @SenPaterson @larissawaters There’s a difference between gallows humour (which I practice regularly) and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8v

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@kels_316 And now I’ve had to apologise to an ex-IPA senator. Look what this damn virus has done!

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Five points to @SenPaterson for responding politely to everyone who, like me, thought he was pushing a fake and rep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wy

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@SenPaterson @larissawaters And yes… it is… really, really wrong of her.

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@SenPaterson @larissawaters I hope you understand that there’s a lot of misinformation around, and politicians of a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FX

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LN_Master_Hub “Having sex with a small circle of of people helps prevent spreading COVID-19.”

“Alright now… everyone get into..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yj

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@arcadiagt5 What? The Jellicoe Cats? They were indeed treated unfairly.

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@zzap Sadly I know nothing beyond what the esteemed Yorkshire Examiner tells us.

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@arcadiagt5 To be fair, they did just rummage for food in bins behind restaurants and clubs.

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@oberonsghost @RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus It does. He’s quite fit for a man his age, but he kinda should be.

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shaun_vids if you’re a landlord worried about tenants not paying rent, here’s some advice: just rely on your savings. tap into..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BR

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@_midofo_ @franksting Mate I don’t want those diseased boomers near any fishing boats.

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus Well have you seen Russian men from that era now?

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cybergibbons Heathrow is barely running 50% of scheduled flights now. pic.twitter.com/uValGZegCg

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FXMC1957 USA No.1 on this day in 1963: The Four Seasons - Walk Like A Man youtu.be/GzoIvwNqKpw via @YouTube

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warren_s Just saw the 13yo watching some disgusting video on the internet and now I need to sit down and explain to him in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VC

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@PointZeroOne Yeah it was a genre that the Tube of Ewes threw at me recently, and there’s a shitload of these compilations now.

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@jonoabroad @RealNickHodge Don’t watch it if you’re feeling at all fragile. Trust me on this.

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup I don’t want to be a cryptographer. Requires too much thinking.

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@jonoabroad @RealNickHodge It makes the American film “The Day After” look soft.

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@jonoabroad @RealNickHodge That one is 1h52m29s rather than 58m or so, so I’d go with that second one.

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup I know this. :) But I don’t have a certificate.

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@_midofo_ This is excellent goat content, yes.

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@_midofo_ I’m just budget-conscious. Because I’m responsible.

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@_midofo_ Yeah but it’s luxury accommodation now. qstation.com.au

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Yep. And then there’s the cloud on the right. Yet this photo is being run all across Bri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q0

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Really? So many people said they saw that. That really surprises me.

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@SuperCroup Then I’m glad to be part of it.

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Hey @SuperCroup is the Stoke Sentinel a good paper?

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AequoEtBono Bin Chicken SC drops into a Legal District watering hole only to find that these days, it’s all about social distan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1C

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markhumphries These four hunks are giving you another reason to stay in. The Grand Final of ‘Celebrity Mastermind’ airs 7:30pm Sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P2

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I assume the Stoke Sentinel is one of Britain’s great newspapers of record.

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The PA must’ve syndicated the photo with the yarn. Or the newspaper group did. Hilarious.

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Amused that one of the shittiest photos I’ve ever taken was picked up by a news agency.

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@tomfoster66 @dobes @davpope They’re far from the first country to do this.

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I think @NewtonMark and @johnb78 will be amused to know that DfT has put skywriting back on Britain’s agenda.

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Pleased to have my photo run in the Yorkshire Examiner and many of Britain’s finest regional newspapers. “Skywritin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x1

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erstkate The questions some people ask on Quora are 🤯 pic.twitter.com/qRlZFfRUXC

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So @dobes, I’d missed @davpope earlier but here it is. This is smoochy. pic.twitter.com/ohckyLx967

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I probably need to get out tomorrow because I’ve got the urge to write a think piece.

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@SuperCroup Is there a twibbon? Are twibbons still a thing?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @moylecroft That’s very America, when you think about it.

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kels_316 I simultaneously hold the following views:

1. That the Army need to be on the streets enforcing lockdown; and

2…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tX

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IvanSpyrdz @mediahunter Will the newspaper headline tomorrow be “Kenny Rogered”?

Too soon?

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@CptHollingworth “Kennies”, I think. But yes, a lot.

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FXMC1957 21 March 1685. Johann Sebastian Bach, one the greatest composers of all time, was born in Eisenach, Germany. pic.twitter.com/CqKVdetGy7

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If you’re thinking of making a “They killed Kenny!” joke, please note this and reconsider. twitter.com/search?q=%22th…

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joneaves Sure, why the fuck not. Bring it. twitter.com/FUBARrockchick…

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus “Britain will fight to the last Australian, Canadian, or New Zealander,” which doesn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nu

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus Hahaha! There’s a curious bit spliced in the middle about India, as if they forgot a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9K

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. I’ve seen a few of these films before, as well as those booklets to read bef..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4b

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus I like how they refer to Hitler as “The fella who calls the signals on the Axis team..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QD

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus It’s a curious film. American propaganda about how tough and brilliant the British are.

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NOW WATCHING: From the US National Archives, “Know Your Ally: Britain” (1943) youtube.com/watch?v=2SOvr9…

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SnarkyPlatypus loooooooooooooool twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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shane_reaction_ Not now, Enya pic.twitter.com/RWOLuBKSA3

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@drspacejunk Evil Space Queens needs to be finished, but then there’s so many of them!

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I wish to make it clear that I didn’t have a photo of a capybara fucking a tortoise just lying around. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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phbarratt PS In a past life I held the statutory office of “Director of Quarantine” so I know a little bit about how this wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c1

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phbarratt Bad luck, Border Force. You exercise the power, so you are the decision maker under the law. You can take all the a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iq

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@kels_316 Well the more you think about it the more questions arise.

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Still thinking about the correct way to use a capybara.

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poleposters Whoever wrote that “Imagine” song should be shot.

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@kels_316 Cop: “Evening, Sir. And why are you spending so much time in these toilets tonight?”
Punter: “I’m here to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ck

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stilgherrian “Hand Washing In Patient Care”, a 1962 Nurse Instructional Film (11m23s) youtube.com/watch?v=FW2Xis…

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@RhombusHatesYou @evolbrain How does an idiot use a capybara? And what is the intelligent way to use a capybara? Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zb

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natecochrane If you’re tempted to write “Govt said”, “PM said” or “Govt expert says” pick up the phone & call an outside voice…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Al

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evolbrain Friends, if you’re out and about, please keep a tapir’s length from others. pic.twitter.com/tl5SrqmRGe

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@DrRhysPockett Head into Thaitown. Go to Pontip on Campbell St.

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@FrKarlSinclair You could stand on their lawn and shout at them.

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@FrKarlSinclair Hey it’s worth a shot, and your congregation is bound to be an expert in this shit.

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JasonKander Homeschooling is hard. I walked away for one minute. pic.twitter.com/Jaf1thgs6t

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“How Spanish flu nearly ripped apart Australia’s fledgling federation” by @PPDaley (14 Mar) theguardian.com/world/postcolo…

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“A lone traveller heading to South Australia brought this deadly flu to Ballarat [in 1919]” by @calebcluff thecourier.com.au/story/6639227/…

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@FrKarlSinclair How are your gardening skills? And I’m guessing you have some garden space at your place?

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@alexkidman Yes, that one is probably better for the audience.

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JohnCleese In the same way that you have to be slightly intelligent to realise that you’re not very intelligent…

You have t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1v

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MatthewBevan 12 days ago twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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@FrKarlSinclair About buying seeds? Or about the failure?

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I have been informed that a nearby Bunnings in the Blue Mountains has been doing a roaring trade in seeds and seedl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nh

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alexkidman Testing a proof of concept that may help:

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syperek In other news, my 5-year-old has drawn ‘a man made of bums’ pic.twitter.com/vV4S0EqlLu

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@Mimfilip @sanspoint Maybe we don’t have sex the same way.

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@franksting Further down in the thread. Just another dumb rumour. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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femmocollective Someone just described Jared Leto as Aldi’s Johnny Depp and I’m dying

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NeolithicSheep So you’ll be sitting there taking a shit while doing something that more or less looks like you’re jerking off a corn cob.

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NeolithicSheep You can tell he’s never done this because you don’t use cooked cobs. You use the cobs from feed corn after you’ve r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xo

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sanspoint The City of New York has issued guidance on how to fuck during the Pandemic.

This is real.

www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/dow…

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luoshanji “NOTICE: Midnight porn-watching neighbor: Please delete our bluetooth speaker from your phone. Here are the instruc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fc

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@kcarruthers @staffo_sez @NathanaelB It could just be a spy robot. Has it tried handing you a message?

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TimeCubeEXE Without Time Cube, your life right is voided.

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@purserj @SuperCroup @johnb78 And yet I’m sure we all have a little list…

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@flatuselatus @chazhutton Maybe it is the Second Eternal September.

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SuperCroup Any fucker who calls me without texting first to see if it’s okay to call will be removed from my life, and also pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gx

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@paulkidd I knew it was them’s fault!

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beccalew elon musk follows exactly 81 accounts on twitter, and two of those accounts are rick and morty and south park. a third is quillette magazine

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@franksting @NetflixANZ That’s annoying. Oh well, I’d ignore it and see what happens. But then I’m lazy.

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oz_f I’m sure there’s context to this but it’s still very funny pic.twitter.com/GvZVvEbsta

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@franksting @NetflixANZ Nope. Scam. Note US phone number when it’s going to be Netflix Australia here.

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@colourmeamused_ Nah, wombats are fine. I don’t hate them They’re just jerks.

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@TimWattsMP Which is fair, because we’re all living on burrowed time. [Bows]

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“Are ‘busloads’ of shoppers really stripping Australia’s regional supermarkets bare?” Short answer: No. theguardian.com/world/2020/mar…

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@kcarruthers @staffo_sez @NathanaelB Lucky you. And dammit, Andrew, I didn’t think about not-quite-owls.

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flglmn normally i hate the pledge but this neighborhood of parents and children gathering in the rain in their pajamas to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aH

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This works for me. Quokkas are bullshit animals anyway, as you may have seen me say in the past. twitter.com/Craig_Harvey/s…

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I wonder what Australia’s quarantine mascot would be? twitter.com/mondomascots/s…

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I got 5/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week, but I would’ve gotten 7 if I hadn’t rushed through it. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/03/21 @SnarkyPlatypus?

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Meanwhile, a fact from computing science. twitter.com/johnregehr/sta…

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@joannejacobs @kcarruthers Also it is likely to be a Powerful Owl unless it goes “boo-book” in which case it’s a Boobook.

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@joannejacobs @kcarruthers I don’t think Closet Owls are a thing, Joanne.

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SuperCroup (No lockdowns and schools staying open are clear decisions that have been made.) twitter.com/AliceShawLand/…

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stilgherrian REMINDER: “Flatten the Curve of Armchair Epidemiology” medium.com/@noahhaber/fla…

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stilgherrian I reckon I’ll be retweeting this daily for the next year. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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emilycmulligan Doctors when you have something wrong: “I’m not that precise type of doctor, I couldn’t comment”

Random doctors in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2p

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@NickyWill100 Ah. Right. A concatenation of boofheadery. ;)

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@kcarruthers Maybe the owl is not what it seems.

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I wonder whether the NSW Police Minister is able to make us not want to bulldoze him into a landfill.

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It is understood Police Minister David Elliott insisted on the move after thousands of beach-goers again..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xs

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chaser Please restrain your extroverts

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Constababble Already had a mate shorten quarantine by saying:

“A heap of our staff have to go into quazza.”

He works in Aussie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ua

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RadioFreeTom Because of course she does twitter.com/BillyCorben/st…

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Remember, healthy eaters, the coronavirus is all-natural, organic, vegan, and gluten-free. Go for it.

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coopesdetat ‘Mild’ COVID is what most people may remember as one of the worst flu episodes of their life. It’s very unpleasant…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t0

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thomas_violence must be awful, wandering around y your mansion listlessly, going from room to room to room to room to room to room..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wz

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This is one of the more stupid things I’ve seen today, though I admit things are moving fast… twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/…

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noxrosa I have a PhD, and I cannot for the life of me figure out what you’re supposed to do on this kindergarten worksheet. pic.twitter.com/ZBCDph3uvs

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YaaAsantewaaBa The only lesson I’m learning is that the state has always had the means to help poor people. But will only do so wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A2

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mdavisqlder This is true. pic.twitter.com/bDoj28YPD8

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Brunch, the start thereof. But you can’t have any because I’ve already cooked and eaten it. pic.twitter.com/kU4dyJthWJ

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kvanaren 2yo’s entire daycare class is on a zoom call together. a dozen 2yos, all on a conference call.

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TimMacAndErny Just in case quarantined Paris wasn’t disorientating enough: my neighbourhood was being used as a film set when the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WO

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Hmmm. It seems that I’ve spent most of the last hour sketching out the structure and some scripting for a podcast…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P2

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@munin My bedroom is also a very special place.

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graham_euan It’s not widely known that Japan was meant to host the XII Olympiad, in 1940. Tokyo had to wait another 24 years, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MY

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It takes true mastery of the art of being a sociopathic prick to generate a ratio like this. I feel like I want to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zI

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KyleClark Tip: If you’re calling it something other than COVID-19 or coronavirus at this point, everyone else knows why.

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beneltham Panic buying houses. Only in Australia. twitter.com/ricyet/status/…

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existentialcoms Landlords do not “provide” housing.

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@davispg All too true. When I’m asked to be on TV, and for that matter on radio these days, it’s to support a pre-e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9D

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Wow. This is certainly in the category of “decisive action”., @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/thomas_m_wilso…

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@AdelaideBook @TroveAustralia Ah yes, I’d been thinking that variants would be needed to focus down on specifics. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AG

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PulpLibrarian Life in lockdown is at least bearable because of technology: Skype, Spotify, broadband etc. But what was life like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bl

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Read this whole thread, yes do, but this for me is the hook. twitter.com/vgr/status/124…

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odyneson THIS is exactly what that video of the celebrities singing feels like while people are dying from a pandemic pic.twitter.com/euznkxtttK

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Sat plan: I’m just going to potter around the place, reading and listening to podcasts and the like. I do have A Ce..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oa

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@ApostrophePong A lot of places in AU have been doing the same sort of thing. All the food delivery services can ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xW

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AmericanAir Our first cargo-only flight, since 1984, departed from @DFWAirport to Frankfurt, Germany, filled with medical suppl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DV

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@parisba I guess I’ll just have to htfu.

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@oberonsghost This is more likely to be weather-related. Coles had a bunch of leafy categories labelled with signs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qq

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@parisba I should pitch it. As long as I don’t have to produce it. Or ever see it.

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Noahpinion Can you die of NIMBYISM?

Yes. Yes you fucking can. twitter.com/annehelen/stat…

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Bondi Dickheads go global. I also like how the interviewees think it’s the other people who are gathering there, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gt

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chazhutton September? Everyone ok with September? twitter.com/chazhutton/sta…

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donmoyn Fauci’s reaction when Trump refers to the “Deep State Department” pic.twitter.com/Svn4kv7Kt1

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Today’s Blue Mountains weather seems adequate. pic.twitter.com/scTmwsKLix

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Saturday. Behold, Tortoise Heaven! Saturday.

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