Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 21st, 2020

Anyway, bedtime. I’m sure you’ll all still be problematic pricks in the morning. Bye.

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And that’s the last time I’ll say it that politely. Seriously, people are desperate to understand what’s going on.… https://t.co/9fJlraBH0A

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By all means explore the ideas and learn. Learning is good. Just keep it to yourself, or share it privately with appropriate disclaimers.

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A PLEA: Can those of you playing amateur epidemiologist or medical data scientist just stop please? This isn’t a ga… https://t.co/N0HHPZWXKl

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_RyanKirk This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men

We’re losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

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@JustJimWillDo @realist @kels_316 @_midofo_ The sailors. Not me. I’ve never been in any kind of military.

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@JustJimWillDo @realist @kels_316 @_midofo_ This one had been cleaned out. We’re not animals.

Hang on. RANR. I take that back.

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@RhombusHatesYou @kels_316 @realist @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Thing is, the whole genre just doesn’t appeal to me. F… https://t.co/hfimHTeVRH

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RT @Mantzarlis: I’ve been disproportionately angry about those silly “Venice is so clean now” tweets so I’m grateful to @NatGeo for the on-…

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@realist @JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @_midofo_ A quantity of ammunition was expended, and there were quite a few hits… https://t.co/lYUb7dWzOq

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @realist @_midofo_ Sure, but that’s not why we were there.

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @realist @_midofo_ And in this case it was a shitload of 9mm from about eight shooters in all. It sank.

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@damana [Nods] None of what I said was directed at you. Fast threads don’t help. There are people trying to suppres… https://t.co/r9UHXdGCOq

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@damana Sorry to have chimed in on that. I am just so over the amateur epidemiologists.

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@Tony_McFadden @damana @fictillius I know a tiny, tiny, tiny about this, Tony. But I know enough to know you have n… https://t.co/gVAJEkyIIP

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@Tony_McFadden @damana @fictillius I see you are. So here’s the thing. It applies to you. Yes, you. I have friends… https://t.co/8GUaKvAwsD

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@damana @Tony_McFadden @fictillius Yeah that was at Tony, not you Mana.

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@Tony_McFadden @damana @fictillius Are you familiar with the Dunning-Kruger Effect?

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@damana @fictillius @Tony_McFadden Remind me again how many of you are epidemiologists? Oh yeah.

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RT @scottlynch78: Winston lay shackled upon the table and O’Brien stared down at him.

“Never again will you be capable of calm, or focus,…

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@NewtonMark I’m trying to think of a joke involving “tractor beam” but I’ll give up.

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RT @DougJThomas: So this is what happens when I tell my Year 3 students that there won’t be NAPLAN this year. In these uncertain days it’s…

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@NewtonMark With or without the disinfecting chemtrails?

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RT @thegreatgonzo: Whenever people talk about “blitz spirit” remember they had to use fines and deploy a million people in tin helmets beca…

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@kels_316 @realist @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ I enjoy shooting, the few times I’ve done it, because of the discipline… https://t.co/iyJuB6XFqq

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @realist @_midofo_ Hah! It was the RAN who gave me the crash course in the Hi-Power 9mm of… https://t.co/cUJSBQTrvL

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ There’s something very American about the ability to say “Can I help yo… https://t.co/hFLWm6Ic0f

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ Annoyingly, that day I was with someone who’d never held a gun of any k… https://t.co/1ouenpr2Rl

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ I believe that the polite term for “yippee shoots” is “weapon familiari… https://t.co/5zmsHAoSeq

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ American Shooters is run by ex-USMC trainers, and it’s across a car par… https://t.co/JQcl7nTV1S

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ OK, so as a lame civilian all I can say here is that I fired 60 rounds… https://t.co/JQqDTyA4R6

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@jeffsonstein I met him a few years back. He’s very convincing, until you check the citations for context.

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @realist @_midofo_ This is the ’pedia version. I haven’t traced back sourcpic.twitter.com/Mr9p67WYI2WYI2

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@jeffsonstein Yeah Lomborg’s qualifications are political scientist and he’s basically a polemicist for the anti climate science industries.

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@JustJimWillDo @realist @kels_316 @_midofo_ I’ve bene all the way thru an O-boat, a live one and not just HMAS Onsl… https://t.co/ECMdJMqYqD

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@JustJimWillDo @realist @kels_316 @_midofo_ Yeah look you know these guys and girls take a lot of shit out of the b… https://t.co/n0x51NZzj6

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@realist @kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Anyway that’s 53cm, so yeah a small-ish diver can be shoved in there.

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@realist @kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ There’s compressed air feeds though. ;) VOOM!

(OK they don’t do that.)

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@realist @kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ The main standards are 18-inch and 21-inch, but there’s lots of others.… https://t.co/EIxHXutIFj

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@joannejacobs @JustJimWillDo No. At 6am, it’s Robert Fripp’s “Exposure”. As loud as you can make it. https://t.co/xYnOU422C8

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@kels_316 @_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo I do Melbourne frequently, or at least used to before the DEATH VIRUS came along.

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@kels_316 @_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo And also, yeah, I have over-drinks stories to relate. As someone with a business… https://t.co/BynZ4nwjxE

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@Bloss55 @SenPaterson @larissawaters Yeah nah, I verified it. Waters’ post has now been deleted, and she said she’d… https://t.co/pZjcIOkSDR

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Onto the next one. “Sovietwave Spacemix” https://t.co/fP0FAY8GZR

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Hah. My mate seemed to make the transition OK. He’s no longer with us, but his t… https://t.co/4A2vOXskGP

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @_midofo_ Though whisky must be had at some point, yes.

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @_midofo_ Ah yeah, I forgot I told you. :) All good, all blood under the bridge.

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Well you should, because they’re fucking insane. Any unit that selects recruits… https://t.co/j0bLIAlG1U

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@joannejacobs No. Put on some VERY LOUD punk or something.

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This needs to be a continuing diary. https://t.co/zlNJXiLBRt

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ “Baby bubblies”? Really?

(I ask this because one of my best friends ever was on… https://t.co/bkBesYqnUz

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RT @Histreepix: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson pledges UK can change the tide on Coronavirus in twelve weeks, or he’ll be dead in a d…

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See this is what true class is all about. https://t.co/hBASfExD8S

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Hurrah for Soviet-era techno, or something.

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@JoeABCNews Yeah you really need to show those things with a log scale to see whether the rate of change is increasing or not.

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@kels_316 Sure. There’s still the discussion about whether Waters’ comments was all that bad. But at this hour I can’t be arsed.

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@kels_316 And look, I was wrong, I made a mistake, so the word has to be “Sorry”. And now regular service will be resumed.

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@shermozle @SenPaterson @larissawaters There’s a difference between gallows humour (which I practice regularly) and… https://t.co/gAiMQPyU8v

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@kels_316 And now I’ve had to apologise to an ex-IPA senator. Look what this damn virus has done!

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Five points to @SenPaterson for responding politely to everyone who, like me, thought he was pushing a fake and rep… https://t.co/xjbsV1cOwy

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@SenPaterson @larissawaters And yes… it is… really, really wrong of her.

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@SenPaterson @larissawaters I hope you understand that there’s a lot of misinformation around, and politicians of a… https://t.co/1fSnGPMzFX

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RT @LN_Master_Hub: “Having sex with a small circle of of people helps prevent spreading COVID-19.”

“Alright now… everyone get into small…

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@arcadiagt5 What? The Jellicoe Cats? They were indeed treated unfairly.

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@zzap Sadly I know nothing beyond what the esteemed Yorkshire Examiner tells us.

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@arcadiagt5 To be fair, they did just rummage for food in bins behind restaurants and clubs.

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@oberonsghost @RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus It does. He’s quite fit for a man his age, but he kinda should be.

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RT @shaun_vids: if you’re a landlord worried about tenants not paying rent, here’s some advice: just rely on your savings. tap into that ra…

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@_midofo_ @franksting Mate I don’t want those diseased boomers near any fishing boats.

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus Well have you seen Russian men from that era now?

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cybergibbons Heathrow is barely running 50% of scheduled flights now. pic.twitter.com/uValGZegCg

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FXMC1957 USA No.1 on this day in 1963: The Four Seasons - Walk Like A Man youtu.be/GzoIvwNqKpw via @YouTube

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RT @warren_s: Just saw the 13yo watching some disgusting video on the internet and now I need to sit down and explain to him in the real wo…

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@PointZeroOne Yeah it was a genre that the Tube of Ewes threw at me recently, and there’s a shitload of these compilations now.

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@jonoabroad @RealNickHodge Don’t watch it if you’re feeling at all fragile. Trust me on this.

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup I don’t want to be a cryptographer. Requires too much thinking.

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@jonoabroad @RealNickHodge It makes the American film “The Day After” look soft.

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@jonoabroad @RealNickHodge That one is 1h52m29s rather than 58m or so, so I’d go with that second one.

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@jonoabroad @RealNickHodge “Threads”. It’s not pretty. https://t.co/UhWBkkRF6q Here’s a shitty copy.… https://t.co/KnghO9B1iq

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup I know this. :) But I don’t have a certificate.

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@_midofo_ This is excellent goat content, yes.

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@_midofo_ I’m just budget-conscious. Because I’m responsible.

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@_midofo_ Yeah but it’s luxury accommodation nowqstation.com.auck

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Yep. And then there’s the cloud on the right. Yet this photo is being run all across Bri… https://t.co/Ig30tBN4Q0

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Really? So many people said they saw that. That really surprises me.

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@SuperCroup Then I’m glad to be part of it.

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Hey @SuperCroup is the Stoke Sentinel a good paper?

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RT @AequoEtBono: Bin Chicken SC drops into a Legal District watering hole only to find that these days, it’s all about social distancing, n…

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Listening to more Sovietwave. https://t.co/RP4bRfDaXw

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@markhumphries @SBS @adambspencer @TomCBallard @adamliaw I’ve just spoilered myself because I haven’t watched last… https://t.co/8GbCZwl0Ag

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RT @markhumphries: These four hunks are giving you another reason to stay in. The Grand Final of ‘Celebrity Mastermind’ airs 7:30pm Saturda…

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@RealNickHodge Is this a remake of “Threads”?

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I assume the Stoke Sentinel is one of Britain’s great newspapers of record.

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@_ClaireConnelly @SnarkyPlatypus @ScottMorrisonMP @murpharoo Monday’s session of Parliament is going to be interest… https://t.co/QpewH4UStr

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The PA must’ve syndicated the photo with the yarn. Or the newspaper group did. Hilarious.

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Amused that one of the shittiest photos I’ve ever taken was picked up by a news agency.

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@tomfoster66 @dobes @davpope They’re far from the first country to do this.

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I think @NewtonMark and @johnb78 will be amused to know that DfT has put skywriting back on Britain’s agenda.

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Pleased to have my photo run in the Yorkshire Examiner and many of Britain’s finest regional newspapers. “Skywritin… https://t.co/WvCcVwMwx1

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RT @erstkate: The questions some people ask on Quora are 🤯 https://t.co/qRlZFfRUXC

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So @dobes, I’d misse@davpopepe earlier but here it is. This is smoochypic.twitter.com/ohckyLx96767

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I probably need to get out tomorrow because I’ve got the urge to write a think piece.

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@SuperCroup Is there a twibbon? Are twibbons still a thing?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @moylecroft That’s very America, when you think about it.

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RT @kels_316: I simultaneously hold the following views:

1. That the Army need to be on the streets enforcing lockdown; and

2. That I sho…

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RT @IvanSpyrdz: @mediahunter Will the newspaper headline tomorrow be “Kenny Rogered”?

Too soon?

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@CptHollingworth “Kennies”, I think. But yes, a lot.

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FXMC1957 21 March 1685. Johann Sebastian Bach, one the greatest composers of all time, was born in Eisenach, Germany. pic.twitter.com/CqKVdetGy7

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If you’re thinking of making a “They killed Kenny!” joke, please note this and reconsider. https://t.co/V334C0QVlw

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RT @joneaves: Sure, why the fuck not. Bring it. https://t.co/4Ym9FmpPTJ

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus “Britain will fight to the last Australian, Canadian, or New Zealander,” which doesn… https://t.co/C85u8nyfNu

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus Hahaha! There’s a curious bit spliced in the middle about India, as if they forgot a… https://t.co/5BsyLB5l9K

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. I’ve seen a few of these films before, as well as those booklets to read bef… https://t.co/HmveK8WH4b

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus I like how they refer to Hitler as “The fella who calls the signals on the Axis team… https://t.co/daeLRKkYQD

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus It’s a curious film. American propaganda about how tough and brilliant the British are.

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NOW WATCHING: From the US National Archives, “Know Your Ally: Britain” (1943) https://t.co/uzpE4EXboH

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shane_reaction_ Not now, Enya pic.twitter.com/RWOLuBKSA3

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@drspacejunk Evil Space Queens needs to be finished, but then there’s so many of them!

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I wish to make it clear that I didn’t have a photo of a capybara fucking a tortoise just lying around. https://t.co/LhKO7tvyMe

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RT @phbarratt: PS In a past life I held the statutory office of “Director of Quarantine” so I know a little bit about how this works. You g…

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RT @phbarratt: Bad luck, Border Force. You exercise the power, so you are the decision maker under the law. You can take all the advice you…

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@kels_316 Well the more you think about it the more questions arise.

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Still thinking about the correct way to use a capybara.

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poleposters Whoever wrote that “Imagine” song should be shot.

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@kels_316 Cop: “Evening, Sir. And why are you spending so much time in these toilets tonight?”
Punter: “I’m here to… https://t.co/tbKuU3NKCk

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RT @stilgherrian: “Hand Washing In Patient Care”, a 1962 Nurse Instructional Film (11m23s) https://t.co/1KHP6CxsVI

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@RhombusHatesYou @evolbrain How does an idiot use a capybara? And what is the intelligent way to use a capybara? Th… https://t.co/p9wp2Rzxzb

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RT @natecochrane: If you’re tempted to write “Govt said”, “PM said” or “Govt expert says” pick up the phone & call an outside voice. Don’t…

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evolbrain Friends, if you’re out and about, please keep a tapir’s length from others. pic.twitter.com/tl5SrqmRGe

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@DrRhysPockett Head into Thaitown. Go to Pontip on Campbell St.

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@FrKarlSinclair You could stand on their lawn and shout at them.

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@FrKarlSinclair Hey it’s worth a shot, and your congregation is bound to be an expert in this shit.

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JasonKander Homeschooling is hard. I walked away for one minute. pic.twitter.com/Jaf1thgs6t

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“How Spanish flu nearly ripped apart Australia’s fledgling federation” by @PPDaley (14 Mar) https://t.co/DkAw57UtG3

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“A lone traveller heading to South Australia brought this deadly flu to Ballarat [in 1919]” by @calebcluff https://t.co/EXImt2HX7x

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@FrKarlSinclair How are your gardening skills? And I’m guessing you have some garden space at your place?

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@alexkidman Yes, that one is probably better for the audience.

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RT @JohnCleese: In the same way that you have to be slightly intelligent to realise that you’re not very intelligent…

You have to be mor…

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@FrKarlSinclair About buying seeds? Or about the failure?

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I have been informed that a nearby Bunnings in the Blue Mountains has been doing a roaring trade in seeds and seedl… https://t.co/xtJv63uGnh

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alexkidman Testing a proof of concept that may help:

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RT @syperek: In other news, my 5-year-old has drawn ‘a man made of bums’ https://t.co/vV4S0EqlLu

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@Mimfilip @sanspoint Maybe we don’t have sex the same way.

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@franksting Further down in the thread. Just another dumb rumour. https://t.co/c1S2APRNXp

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RT @femmocollective: Someone just described Jared Leto as Aldi’s Johnny Depp and I’m dying

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RT @NeolithicSheep: So you’ll be sitting there taking a shit while doing something that more or less looks like you’re jerking off a corn c…

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RT @NeolithicSheep: You can tell he’s never done this because you don’t use cooked cobs. You use the cobs from feed corn after you’ve remov…

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RT @sanspoint: The City of New York has issued guidance on how to fuck during the Pandemic.

This is real.

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RT @luoshanji: “NOTICE: Midnight porn-watching neighbor: Please delete our bluetooth speaker from your phone. Here are the instructions…”…

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@kcarruthers @staffo_sez @NathanaelB It could just be a spy robot. Has it tried handing you a message?

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TimeCubeEXE Without Time Cube, your life right is voided.

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@purserj @SuperCroup @johnb78 And yet I’m sure we all have a little list…

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@flatuselatus @chazhutton Maybe it is the Second Eternal September.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Oh yes that’s right lol.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Weren’t they making a TV drama?

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RT @SuperCroup: Any fucker who calls me without texting first to see if it’s okay to call will be removed from my life, and also perhaps th…

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@paulkidd I knew it was them’s fault!

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beccalew elon musk follows exactly 81 accounts on twitter, and two of those accounts are rick and morty and south park. a third is quillette magazine

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@franksting @NetflixANZ That’s annoying. Oh well, I’d ignore it and see what happens. But then I’m lazy.

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RT @oz_f: I’m sure there’s context to this but it’s still very funny https://t.co/GvZVvEbsta

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@franksting @NetflixANZ Nope. Scam. Note US phone number when it’s going to be Netflix Australia here.

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@NuclearAnthro Yep, it’s very clever technology.

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@colourmeamused_ Nah, wombats are fine. I don’t hate them They’re just jerks.

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@TimWattsMP Which is fair, because we’re all living on burrowed time. [Bows]

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@juhasaarinen “Rino”? Surely “Rona”?

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“Are ‘busloads’ of shoppers really stripping Australia’s regional supermarkets bare?” Short answer: No. https://t.co/JjsWQmrhW0

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@kcarruthers @staffo_sez @NathanaelB Lucky you. And dammit, Andrew, I didn’t think about not-quite-owls.

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Exactly. Quazza the Quarantine Quokka. https://t.co/gPWoMARlvS

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RT @flglmn: normally i hate the pledge but this neighborhood of parents and children gathering in the rain in their pajamas to pledge alle…

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This works for me. Quokkas are bullshit animals anyway, as you may have seen me say in the past. #whyarequokkas https://t.co/WQeqkgmD5K

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I wonder what Australia’s quarantine mascot would be? https://t.co/hhmeCSHohm

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I got 5/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week, but I would’ve gotten 7 if I hadn’t rushed through thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/03/21L@SnarkyPlatypusypus?

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@NathanaelB @kcarruthers Pro Tip: Owls have legs.

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Very cheery from @jonkudelka today, and it’s true. https://t.co/ayc4WF1ncg

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Meanwhile, a fact from computing science. https://t.co/ptR93gjadz

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@joannejacobs @kcarruthers I knew this would happen. :(

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@joannejacobs @kcarruthers Also it is likely to be a Powerful Owl unless it goes “boo-book” in which case it’s a Boobook.

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@joannejacobs @kcarruthers I don’t think Closet Owls are a thing, Joanne.

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RT @SuperCroup: (No lockdowns and schools staying open are clear decisions that have been made.) https://t.co/EEY1MWABL4

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RT @stilgherrian: REMINDER: “Flatten the Curve of Armchair Epidemiology” https://t.co/GOE2sMFPBd

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RT @stilgherrian: I reckon I’ll be retweeting this daily for the next year. https://t.co/TqqO0slrxF

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RT @emilycmulligan: Doctors when you have something wrong: “I’m not that precise type of doctor, I couldn’t comment”

Random doctors in a p…

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@NickyWill100 Ah. Right. A concatenation of boofheadery. ;)

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@kcarruthers Maybe the owl is not what it seems.

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@NickyWill100 Whole separate issue.

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I wonder whether the NSW Police Minister is able to make us not want to bulldoze him into a landfill.

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@kcarruthers Have you broken an owl?

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RT @dailytelegraph: #BREAKING
It is understood Police Minister David Elliott insisted on the move after thousands of beach-goers again defi…

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RT @chaser: Please restrain your extroverts

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RT @Constababble: Already had a mate shorten quarantine by saying:

“A heap of our staff have to go into quazza.”

He works in Aussie touri…

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Remember, healthy eaters, the coronavirus is all-natural, organic, vegan, and gluten-free. Go for it.

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RT @coopesdetat: ‘Mild’ COVID is what most people may remember as one of the worst flu episodes of their life. It’s very unpleasant. Don’t…

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RT @thomas_violence: must be awful, wandering around y your mansion listlessly, going from room to room to room to room to room to room to…

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… though this is a perfect response. https://t.co/5odBVD6O8w

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This is one of the more stupid things I’ve seen today, though I admit things are moving fast… https://t.co/Ldj8g0MQvW

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noxrosa I have a PhD, and I cannot for the life of me figure out what you’re supposed to do on this kindergarten worksheet. pic.twitter.com/ZBCDph3uvs

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RT @YaaAsantewaaBa: The only lesson I’m learning is that the state has always had the means to help poor people. But will only do so when p…

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mdavisqlder This is true. pic.twitter.com/bDoj28YPD8

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Brunch, the start thereof. But you can’t have any because I’ve already cooked and eaten pic.twitter.com/kU4dyJthWJthWJ

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RT @kvanaren: 2yo’s entire daycare class is on a zoom call together. a dozen 2yos, all on a conference call.

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RT @TimMacAndErny: Just in case quarantined Paris wasn’t disorientating enough: my neighbourhood was being used as a film set when the lock…

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Hmmm. It seems that I’ve spent most of the last hour sketching out the structure and some scripting for a podcast.… https://t.co/MaqEo2LWP2

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@munin My bedroom is also a very special place.

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RT @graham_euan: It’s not widely known that Japan was meant to host the XII Olympiad, in 1940. Tokyo had to wait another 24 years, after Lo…

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It takes true mastery of the art of being a sociopathic prick to generate a ratio like this. I feel like I want to… https://t.co/Ugn0wZe4zI

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RT @KyleClark: Tip: If you’re calling it something other than COVID-19 or coronavirus at this point, everyone else knows why.

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RT @beneltham: Panic buying houses. Only in Australia. https://t.co/nvV75sbjDq

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RT @existentialcoms: Landlords do not “provide” housing.

Construction workers provide housing. Landlords, in fact, do the opposite of prov…

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@davispg All too true. When I’m asked to be on TV, and for that matter on radio these days, it’s to support a pre-e… https://t.co/pxL9LiVR9D

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Wow. This is certainly in the category of “decisive action”., @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/GpP17WF36w

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@AdelaideBook @TroveAustralia Ah yes, I’d been thinking that variants would be needed to focus down on specifics. I… https://t.co/BgANUhuqAG

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RT @PulpLibrarian: Life in lockdown is at least bearable because of technology: Skype, Spotify, broadband etc. But what was life like as a…

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Read this whole thread, yes do, but this for me is the hook. https://t.co/lQ1gdeCVYX

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RT @odyneson: THIS is exactly what that video of the celebrities singing feels like while people are dying from a pandemic https://t.co/euz…

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Sat plan: I’m just going to potter around the place, reading and listening to podcasts and the like. I do have A Ce… https://t.co/EYHyMe85Oa

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@ApostrophePong A lot of places in AU have been doing the same sort of thing. All the food delivery services can ju… https://t.co/C4f5VHUExW

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RT @AmericanAir: Our first cargo-only flight, since 1984, departed from @DFWAirport to Frankfurt, Germany, filled with medical supplies, ma…

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@parisba I guess I’ll just have to htfu.

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@oberonsghost This is more likely to be weather-related. Coles had a bunch of leafy categories labelled with signs… https://t.co/gQtpu45WQq

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@parisba I should pitch it. As long as I don’t have to produce it. Or ever see it.

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RT @Noahpinion: Can you die of NIMBYISM?

Yes. Yes you fucking can. https://t.co/AtAtr4xzTy

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Bondi Dickheads go global. I also like how the interviewees think it’s the other people who are gathering there, bu… https://t.co/UwKSZz0ZGt

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RT @chazhutton: September? Everyone ok with September? https://t.co/V56t05HuhC

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RT @donmoyn: Fauci’s reaction when Trump refers to the “Deep State Department” https://t.co/Svn4kv7Kt1

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Today’s Blue Mountains weather seems adequatepic.twitter.com/scTmwsKLixix

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Saturday. Behold, Tortoise Heaven! Saturday.

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