Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 22nd, 2020

OK I’m outta here now. Go listen to the podcast. Send money. https://t.co/D8Q5k7ArMq

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GovGoogles is trampoline venue essential service

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RT @NewtonMark: For a brief moment of levity, ponder why @60Mins thinks anyone should give a rat’s arse about what Gerry Harvey, of all peo…

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RT @SuperCroup: This, and the replies, demonstrate how so many people don’t care much about public health, but are using a public health cr…

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glengyron Your last trip to Bunnings better have been to build a guillotine or trebuchet.

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@NewtonMark @eneferri Oh God. Constitutional law at 11pm on a Sunday is so not my expert subject.

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@eneferri @NewtonMark Putting Hawaii to one side, I don’t think the PM has the power to close beaches. Public Healt… https://t.co/kxDY91uN3l

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@FrKarlSinclair @swearyanthony I’m expecting a round of morning TV and radio spots to explain this mess. With luck… https://t.co/eIDZ3RtqFR

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RT @AnnieKNK: flatmate running a high fever and telling me about how Jeffrey epsteins consciousness was downloaded into Joe bidens body. no…

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@FrKarlSinclair @swearyanthony I did a new podcast today, and your name came up. Sorry.

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@FrKarlSinclair @swearyanthony One of the problems is that public health is a state matter. Morrison can only advis… https://t.co/Dg2XsianWK

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@RhombusHatesYou @NewtonMark Sure, but “munted boomers” is an image.

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@FrKarlSinclair @swearyanthony Oh wait. You’re in Orange now, not Mudgee. Sigh. I said the wrong thing on the podcast.

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RT @JazzTwemlow: Can’t sacrifice livelihoods to protect lives from climate change. Can’t sacrifice livelihoods to protect lives from Corona…

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@FrKarlSinclair @swearyanthony You could always meet them in the garden or graveyard or something, out in the open.

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RT @NewtonMark: Australian lockdown. Are all the boomers on Facebook demanding tough new laws happy now? (No, they’re not happy, they’ll ca…

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@NewtonMark @jasonjordan Also, I live 8km from the bigger supermarkets. Each supermarket trip costs me around $40 i… https://t.co/MueOkQLVKG

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@colourmeamused_ @FrKarlSinclair @swearyanthony Father Karl is losing his geek cred by the minute. :)

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@colourmeamused_ @swearyanthony @FrKarlSinclair “Wrath of God” etc. Very Old Testament.

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@colourmeamused_ @FrKarlSinclair @swearyanthony I can see the future marketing: Father Karl Sinclair, Cyber Priest.

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@FrKarlSinclair @swearyanthony Wait, where was this service? Not in your patch, I hope?

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 512: More ranting as the collapse continues” https://t.co/82ItGs939C Covers 16—22 March. https://t.co/KmtIaOhLsZ

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@swearyanthony @FrKarlSinclair Karl, did you get much pushback from the flock, wanting to be there? Any turnaways at the doors?

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Meh. Backpackers. Fuck ’em. https://t.co/Nh9Q3u79CV

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@jpwarren @redrabbleroz @SnarkyPlatypus They already did so this afternoon, by announcing their measures hours befo… https://t.co/TcyDDVJklu

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If you enjoy this podcast, please consider throwing a few dollars into the tip jar at skank.com.au/tip/.

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm His Plague Diary 1” https://t.co/uSP0qd1ZOb

Also on Spreaker https://t.co/tzDxQkdsqD and Sou… https://t.co/umA9M91xMz

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@SnarkyPlatypus @TheNehad Announcements tomorrow after tonight’s National Cabinet meeting.

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RT @TimJAyliffe: Tonight on @abcnews & @ABCTV 740pm @David_Speers hosts a TV Special: Coronavirus Shutdown, interviewing @ScottMorrisonMP w…

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RT @7NewsAdelaide: BREAKING: The @AFL has told clubs the 2020 season has been postponed. #7AFL #7NEWS https://t.co/QFmnT1MbSG

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RT @NAChristakis: Converting gyms to wards: preparing for a pandemic.
1918 Influenza pandemic at @IowaStateU
2020 Coronavirus pandemic at…

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Sun plan, remainder: Podcast pre-production (now) then recording then posting; Sunday Dinner, which I’ll make mysel… https://t.co/nRLbLaYQDi

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@swearyanthony The Catholics stopped services in Victoria. Apparently in NSW they couldn’t agree so it’s down to each Diocese to decide.

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@swearyanthony I’m pretty sure Orange isn’t going to get COVID-19 via a Facebook stream. I know that God can be tricksy, but even so.

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I think the US churches are ahead of AU in this regard, but things like this are going to be essential for communit… https://t.co/dyEjjcPhtF

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AthertonKD Less Silicon Valley more Silicon Stay-in-your-lane

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AthertonKD replace TED Talks with TED Shut-the-fuck-ups

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RT @GrogsGamut: Stand down everyone the dumbest take in history has just been written https://t.co/DNmkNZTW1y

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Just now from Industry Super Australia on the government superannuation stimulus measures: “Although industry super… https://t.co/ccOAPqlM2z

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RT @fanfiction_txt: So light and feathery. Innocent, and pure, raw, and clean. It’s a tale as old as time. It won’t be the first, and certa…

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@candeira @johnb78 Otoh, if they’d hit shareholders with a different, people would whinge about “secretly contacted… https://t.co/MvXjmosts2

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@semibogan @ben_hr Pffft! International Roast and Tip Top.

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RT @NSWHealth: An additional 97 cases of COVID-19 have been diagnosed since our last update, bringing the total number of confirmed cases i…

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Latest announcements from Coles, including “Coles Online Priority Service (COPS), allowing us to focus on deliverin… https://t.co/zWulP200Cx

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@kpfaulkner @jonoabroad Not without checking, which is more work than I want to do today.

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RT @Pepys_Diaries: The taverns are fair full of gadabouts making merry this eve. And though I may press my face against the window like an…

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RT @mysticmuttering: Why yes, random Internet Boomer, my hopes for a world where human needs are categorically met are indeed an invitation…

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RT @JoshBBornstein: The competition for Most Rancid #Covid Take is fierce:
1. It’s a beat up Alan Jones
2. Anything Joe Hilda wrote/though…

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RT @NewtonMark: Exciting new research published today indicates that COVID-19 is fatal to the IPA’s economic agenda in 100% of cases. Conti…

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@dannolan What use is a driver’s license if you can’t go outside?

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@katie18O Charter flights are not as expensive as people imagine, especially with aircraft lying around unused.

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RT @stacyfmitchell: I can’t even process this…

Amazon — you know, the one run by the richest man, the one whose sales have shot up during…

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@kpfaulkner @jonoabroad On the other hand, we’re all going to die anyway, so none of it matters.

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@kpfaulkner @jonoabroad Sure, if there are enough individuals. But people actually have to do it, not just gossip a… https://t.co/Dy7uqt1Vt0

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@Sheeds_au Well, yes. My only point was that it’s already a thing that can be done.

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@jonoabroad Er, yes, Morrison just gave a press conference listing the measures. It’s all over the live politics an… https://t.co/gc6mvDV7wk

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RT @ddale8: Reporter: I want to read you some things doctors on the front lines are saying.
Trump: “You mean the ones that are saying good…

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@Sheeds_au And yet for some people in the past, me included, it’s been a a totally necessary last resort.

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This, for example. It’s the sort of thing that businesses have been calling for for years. And it’s the sort of thi… https://t.co/L7VXlsK2ig

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Remember, the legislation will only be tabled in the morning, so that’s the first time we’ll see it, and the plan i… https://t.co/gHcnWCZlhZ

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Scott Morrison is currently announcing a bunch of stuff, but a lot of it will require legislation to get through Pa… https://t.co/SfcPZPJNSb

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RT @textfiles: PLAY SIMON, SPEAK AND SPELL, TAMAGOTCHI. You might have missed the burst of press and attention we got about two years ago w…

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stopitg my cousin at the CDC said ur cousin at the CDC lying

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AnthonyClarkAU To all the idiots…

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RT @paulkidd: Coronavirus productivity tip! Now that you have received a Coronavirus-related email from every single product email list you…

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@Ng88Mr @danmurphys Talking to people outside the city areas, there’s mostly denial out there. It’s just some thing… https://t.co/MbbGfuH47V

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New booze-buying rules from @danmurphys. The 1.5m markers in the checkout queues is always good thing. Let’s make… https://t.co/tiZeXTUYc1

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RT @dfpiii: This looks like pretty string consensus the French were to blame. https://t.co/Da97c945qQ

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@DrRhysPockett Yeah I’d add “or medical sciences” to that tweet if I had my time again.

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See? Real experts know their limits. https://t.co/BgMXHYC3Yx

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RT @AntonyGreenABC: So next time you hear reference to “Chinese virus”, refer back to this map showing how countries used to blame each oth…

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However @brettrann has suggested we also start tracking “Toilet Paper Alternatives”, and that seems to be becoming… https://t.co/SO7bGi4Owz

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The Australian “Toilet Paper” Search Index looks like this today. https://t.co/2gEAhaKLRu https://t.co/LmjrCIl8qL

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RT @cameronwilson: @meadea & @JoshButler reported on another version of this rumour(seems to baseless)

Let’s just call it for what it is:…

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RT @cameronwilson: The idea that there are foreign citizens buying goods during the coronavirus panic and selling them overseas (one mentio…

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RT @cameronwilson: NEW: One of the biggest coronavirus hoaxes going around in Australia has been of a fake account called “Gloria Leung”.…

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@expectproblems I know an actor who’d be fantastic at that.

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Give that people aren’t trusting the government’s medical advice, has anyone thought of getting Scott Cam to front it?

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20thCenturyDan Also known as the @Joe_Hildebrand Defence. pic.twitter.com/bRdLQzldZJ

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RT @phantasmaglo: What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

Wisconsin woman licks grocery store freezer handle as “protest to the coronav…

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RT @alexwickham: BREAKING: Boris Johnson says the NHS will be “overwhelmed” and Britain will become like Italy unless people immediately fo…

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I retweet again, this: “Flatten the Curve of Armchair Epidemiology” https://t.co/GOE2sMFPBd https://t.co/XjCnumblDe

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @SuperCroup Some people are clearly unaccustomed to spending a few days by themselves.

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Oh, I should add my Sunday morning comments to this thread. https://t.co/Zgl11nAtCG

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“Smoke from Australia’s bushfires killed far more people than the fires did, study says” https://t.co/yn0FwYhZtf

N… https://t.co/m2mTvbYTVu

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RT @RexChapman: It’s starting. Sh*t’s getting weird.

Also, the internet is undefeated — and I’m dead…😂🤣😭💀💀 https://t.co/GUe4golWHP

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felixbloodaxe Love to see how nature’s making a comeback despite all the bad news pic.twitter.com/ZSVTyGpN4Q

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Indeed. People need to do a LOT more listening before they start talking.

(Asking thoughtful questions aimed at le… https://t.co/m8sxl8OY0c

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To become a data scientist in this field you need a bachelor’s degree in mathematics with a statistics major, or pe… https://t.co/Qc8z0k8SQl

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To become an epidemiologist you need a bachelor’s degree in a biological science and then a Master’s degree in Epid… https://t.co/KT8KEAB9qi

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@boynxdor Yeah the mental exhaustion is the hardest part, I think. Good luck with it.

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@reubenhelms I wonder what triggered that… sigh. :(

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@rebeccacaroe @joannejacobs People do seem to have dreams that reflect their worlds. That’s all I”m sayin’.

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@jonoabroad We spent a lot of time discussing whether we should, even recorded two versions of it, but @jeremysear’… https://t.co/mZ5MCNo9FQ

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@shakirahussein That’s an odd one. Passionfruit is a bit niche.

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@drspacejunk I suppose so. My father did have some job at what was then WRE, and that’s probably where the aliens were kept.

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RT @naagovau: ‘Butter shipment is desired spread evenly throughout year.’ 😂 A wonderfully apt cablegram received by the Department of Exter…

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RT @ptrancyber: This is the #humanspirit! #Resilient and contributing to the fight to stop #coronavirus #COVID19….Happy 101st Birthday Ow…

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RT @jason_kint: Super interesting and useful data analysis. https://t.co/b6gOnzWlny

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RT @smperris: I remain unconvinced of the effectiveness of this particular thermometer https://t.co/0TJrtqzTsY

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I want to get the podcasts done before the next few gloomy wet days, but @CARROT_app seems to think that today coul… https://t.co/6nx1YIMHtf

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Sun plan, draft: Slow start, obviously; bins; podcast pre-production (since it’s already part-done) and maybe even… https://t.co/Y0GJMgwuTG

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Oh thank God for this! Another part of the dream was that I was listening to @Bobosphere’s obituary and was really… https://t.co/CQdDmCN6jF

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Anyway water, then coffee, and then whatever else will help my slow transition into reality.

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Some people pay good money to get their brains this messed up.

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The sudden wake from the dream into a sunlit room was exactly the movie-trope wake from nightmare, but without the… https://t.co/XC5DBjYa1U

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Well that was one hell of a dream. Keywords to trigger my memory later: Helsinki, memory loss, sneakers, hotpot, wo… https://t.co/FJijFRRT1F

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Sunday. Has anyone got a hard copy of the program? Because it seems to have changed. Sunday.

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